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Jackie: Previously on "Nurse Jackie"...
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Someone forgot to schedule any
nurses for the day shift tomorrow
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or the late shift tomorrow night.
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I am this close to reporting
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her absentminded ass to the board.
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This is where I grow some sack
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and tell you I cancelled our reservation.
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Actually, this is where
I get bored and walk away.
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See you on the outside?
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- (flat lining)
- Charlie?
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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I just need to get something.
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Real quick.
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Take it in.
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I'm sorry, are you flirting with me?
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- Well, that just killed it.
- (laughs)
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So do you want to do this again?
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Because I do.
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I am a recovering drug addict.
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So it's a date.
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What are you doing
coming out of the subway?
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- She has a boyfriend.
- A boyfriend?
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You're 17, she is 14.
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This is not happening.
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(theme music playing)
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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(man vocalizing)
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Good morning.
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So, me, Taylor, and Crosby are doing
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"Hunger Games" tonight at Madison's.
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- Those are all girls, right?
- Yes, all girls.
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And Madison's mom will be there?
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- Of course.
- Okay, because you know I will call her.
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Are you going to the gym?
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Yes. It's very hard to be a role model.
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- What's in the bag?
- Oh, my God. Zoey!
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- Jesus! Don't scare me!
- I didn't sc...
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So what's in the gym bag?
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Uh, that would be none of your business.
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I know you are not going to the gym.
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- Money?
- (grumbles) No.
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- Heroin?
- Heroin. Yes, it's heroin.
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- Oh...
- No, it's not heroin. It's a dress.
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It's a couple of dresses, okay?
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You either have a job interview
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or you're going on a date.
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A date.
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I knew it. With the cop.
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Did I call it?
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Yes, I called it.
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You wore me down. You
just dragged it out of me.
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Can we be at work now, please?
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They're gonna wrinkle in there.
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I'll hang them up.
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Okay, fine. Hang them up.
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What the hell? Go hang them up.
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I can be your bridesmaid
today, if you want.
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You don't want.
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(exhales)
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I just stepped off a curb
and... bam... twisted my knee.
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- I feel like an idiot.
- Yep.
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- It says here you're a dancer.
- Alvin Ailey.
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First show opens in two weeks.
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- Now this.
- Yeah, that's great. Bend.
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Bet you didn't know that Dr. Prentiss here
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is a huge fan of modern dance.
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Yeah, I like modern okay, but
actually I'm more of an ABT man.
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Seen "Don Quixote"? Killed.
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What?
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Get him up to X-ray in
a-five, six, seven, eight.
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We are running low on suture kits.
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How can an ER run low on suture kits?
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(whispering) Um... Gloria, you said
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you were going to order the suture kits.
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Akalitus: Oh.
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Pardon the interruptio
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Feel free to use my office
to change for your date.
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Can you get this filled
for his pain, please?
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You don't have to be nervous.
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Who's nervous? Why would I be nervous?
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About your date... with that cop.
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He seems all right.
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Can anybody have any
privacy around this place?
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Privacy in a hospital? Please.
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There's a reason the gowns
don't close in the back.
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That's hilarious.
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First date since you split up with Kev.
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It's gotta be weird.
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I'd kill for weird.
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(sighs)
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I've never been sober in a dress.
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Oh.
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Don't freak out. It's just a date.
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Get dressed, show up, you'll be fine.
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Believe me... you do that,
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there's not a man in the
world that won't be happy.
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Thanks, Eddie.
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- Feel better?
- Nope.
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Christ.
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Stressing?
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The world of dating is not
for the faint of heart, Jackie.
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- (scoffs)
- I bet you look at me and think,
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"There's a man with confidence.
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There's a man whose
romantic life rolls easy."
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I do everything but throw up before a date.
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I won't tell a soul.
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Let me show you a little
something that works for me.
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Quiet room, flat on the floor.
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(inhales)
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Deep breathing. (exhales)
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- Zen magic.
- (door opens)
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- Oh, hey, Carrie.
- Hey, Coop.
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(whispers) It's magic.
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- Jackie.
- Yeah.
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I know it's like a foreign object to you.
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It's lipstick for tonight.
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Okay. No secrets here.
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Do you like it?
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- Yeah, it's very nice.
- It's all yours.
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Really? Thank you.
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Any chance I could get you to steer
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that head lice guy to some other doc?
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No.
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Oh, just keep it.
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I have hundreds.
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Help me! Please!
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I got shot.
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Give me some help here.
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- (people murmuring)
- Woman: I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Jesus. A pumper.
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Prentiss is coming and a gurney.
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Get them out, please. Get them out.
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(patient moaning)
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It's a walk-in GSW.
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Keep that pressure on. That's perfect.
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- Jackie: Stay with us, honey.
- Prentiss: Let's get her in there.
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Holy shiznit. Baby's coming.
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- Prentiss: We can't move her now.
- Yeah, she's crowning.
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Okay, I'm gonna need
you to swap with Jackie.
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Thor, get me some warm blankets,
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an OB kit, and an infant warmer now.
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Zoey's got it.
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- (groaning)
- Okay, hon, start pushing.
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(straining) My baby!
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Her name's Michelle.
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Hi, Michelle. Your baby's coming.
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Don't worry. I'm right here.
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(Michelle groaning)
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Okay, stop pushing now
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and blow like this... (exhales)
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Prentiss: She's stable, but
we gotta get her upstairs.
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- How close?
- Michelle, you're doing a great job.
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A nice big push, okay?
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(yelling)
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Getting there. Breathe.
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(both exhale)
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- Give me a push.
- (yelling)
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Good. Keep breathing.
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- Give me another push.
- (straining)
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- One more.
- (straining)
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It's a girl.
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- Okay, there.
- You've got it.
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Let's cut the cord.
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(baby crying)
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All right.
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Okay, on my count.
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One, two, three. Easy.
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Let's go.
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(applause)
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Favorite trauma ever.
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I feel so alive,
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like I just ate a bunch of fresh fish.
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I am this close to Tebowing.
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Off to Radiology.
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Excuse me, who's helping you
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get dressed for your date tonight?
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Uh, nobody. I'm a grown-up.
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Hey.
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You did all right today.
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Aw, are you kidding me?
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No one saw that?
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I am on fire here, people.
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All right, what are you doing?
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Does this thing get Skype?
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- What?
- Skype.
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You know, you-look-at-people-while-
you-talk- to-them Skype... Skype?
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I don't know. Who you calling?
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English doctor friend.
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She's a girl and she's fancy, no offense.
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None taken.
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Isn't it, like, midnight in London?
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She's got a baby. There's no sleeping.
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- (computer beeps)
- Oh.
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Okay. It's downloading.
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- What the fuck?
- It's not them, all right?
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It's the computer. It's a relic.
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- Not so hard on the keys, please.
- (sighs)
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- It's one date.
- Yeah, easy for you to say.
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- One date.
- (door opens)
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Yeah, I don't know what can
happen watching "The Hunger Games."
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You know, I'd just feel better
if there's a parent there.
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I know.
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Thanks, Elaine.
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What's the deal with Akalitus?
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Uh, besides being awesome at the GSW today?
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Oh, okay, so she went back to being a nurse
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for about 10 minutes,
and she was a good one.
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But as an administrator... come on.
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She forgot to order those
suture kits today, didn't she?
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She also forgot to
schedule two nurse shifts.
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Hell, she even named me chief
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without telling anyone, including me.
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All right, what do you want?
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I want to know in a life-death business
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that we're all here.
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I wanted to see how you were doing.
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- You want to hold her?
- Yes.
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What's her name?
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Don't have one yet.
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What's your name?
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Zoey.
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What's your middle name?
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It's okay.
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X-ray's clean. Looks like
you only have a sprained knee.
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Keep that bandage on it
and ice and elevate, okay?
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Really? I'm fine?
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- You're fine.
- Get rest.
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You'll be ready for your opening.
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File this.
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- Dr. Cooper?
- That is me.
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Look at this.
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This is not the X-ray of a
man that should be discharged.
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Am I correct?
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Fuckin' A. Where is this guy?
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Prentiss just let him go.
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(laughing) Oh.
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You're gonna wanna be there for this.
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- Wait, wait!
- Prentiss: What are you doing?
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Your patient does not have a sprained knee.
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It's a spiral fracture. Look.
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See all these microscopic splinters?
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That's where the bone has
literally twisted apart.
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The whole bone is completely unstable.
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- And you caught this?
- Yes.
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Well, she caught, I diagnosed.
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You are not gonna be discharged.
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You're going up to Ortho to see a surgeon.
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You'll be out of commission
for about six months,
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but you'll still have a career.
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I'll take him up.
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Hey, we all miss things sometimes.
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It's a whiff.
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- Shake it off.
- Yeah, whatever, man.
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So now it's Coop: 1, Prentiss: 100.
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Fucking Prentiss.
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You saved his ass.
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I'm just gonna say it... I should be chief.
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You would be awesome.
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He fucked up.
260
00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:51,658
Look what he missed.
261
00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:53,894
The spiral fracture of the... ?
262
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,496
- Medial condyle.
- Right.
263
00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:01,001
Coop...
264
00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,702
you're a born healer.
265
00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:08,108
You may not be ER chief, but you're mine.
266
00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:12,245
See? You get me.
267
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,214
I do.
268
00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:17,050
Now you'll get me.
269
00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:27,561
Tss, tss, mm.
270
00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:45,445
(zipper unzips)
271
00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:50,283
(moans) Thank you, God.
272
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:52,853
Thank you, guy with the fucked-up knee.
273
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:56,089
Every time I call you,
I wonder if I'm crazy.
274
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:58,825
- (thuds)
- (Coop screaming)
275
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:02,095
- Hmm.
- (Carrie crying out)
276
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:05,532
Well, I guess I'm only
crazy if you answer, right?
277
00:15:07,135 --> 00:15:08,902
I don't know what I'm doing.
278
00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:11,438
Why am I going on a date?
I don't wanna go on date.
279
00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:14,508
What I wanna do is get a handful of pills
280
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:18,845
and crush them up and snort a big fat line.
281
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,048
Oh, man, I wish you were here.
282
00:15:28,756 --> 00:15:30,457
- (exhales)
- (knocks)
283
00:15:31,425 --> 00:15:32,692
What are you doing?
284
00:15:32,727 --> 00:15:34,161
Zoey: I thought you were getting dressed.
285
00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:35,929
I don't think I can do this.
286
00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:39,032
- Not go?
- Come on, you just need a little help.
287
00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:40,700
I feel like I'm suddenly
288
00:15:40,735 --> 00:15:43,203
on one of those makeover reality shows.
289
00:15:43,237 --> 00:15:46,006
- Zoey.
- That you hate, right.
290
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,074
Do we even like any of this?
291
00:15:48,109 --> 00:15:50,577
You know, you're not making
me feel any better here, guys.
292
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:53,647
These are really cute,
but they're crazy wrinkled.
293
00:15:55,116 --> 00:15:57,417
(hissing)
294
00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:10,964
- (Jackie sighs)
- Wow.
295
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,668
I'll be okay with those
shoes in a few minutes.
296
00:16:14,702 --> 00:16:16,536
We have to get a picture.
297
00:16:16,571 --> 00:16:19,139
- No, we really don't have to get...
- Of the whole team.
298
00:16:19,173 --> 00:16:21,608
Okay, we're gonna take a picture.
299
00:16:21,642 --> 00:16:23,109
Okay.
300
00:16:23,144 --> 00:16:25,378
- Gouda.
- (camera clicks)
301
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,480
- Nice!
- Okay, I'm going to be late.
302
00:16:27,515 --> 00:16:29,449
Go, then. Go.
303
00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:32,319
Thank you, guys.
304
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,357
(camera clicks)
305
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,695
Wow. Have fun.
306
00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:51,338
(phone chimes)
307
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,707
(chuckles)
308
00:17:03,618 --> 00:17:05,652
(dance music blaring)
309
00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:09,489
(phone chiming)
310
00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:32,212
Hey, Danny.
311
00:17:32,246 --> 00:17:34,414
* It's party time
312
00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:36,216
* Livin' on the edge
313
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,351
* Let's get together...
314
00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:41,321
- Hey.
- Hey.
315
00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:43,356
- Sorry. Parking.
- Aw, that's all right.
316
00:17:43,391 --> 00:17:45,458
It'd be pretty awkward if I had
to get you out of a ticket tonight.
317
00:17:45,493 --> 00:17:48,128
- Or write me one.
- (both laugh)
318
00:17:48,162 --> 00:17:50,096
You look great.
319
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,668
I have never done that in my life.
320
00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:57,470
- So, this is it?
- Yeah.
321
00:17:57,505 --> 00:17:59,306
I was trying to figure
out what I was gonna have
322
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,740
so I knew walking in.
323
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:04,811
I'm gonna have a $40
salad and a $15 seltzer.
324
00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:06,846
You know the bubbles are imported?
325
00:18:06,881 --> 00:18:08,348
Of course they are.
326
00:18:08,382 --> 00:18:11,451
- (laughs)
- Well, you wanna go in?
327
00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:13,453
Um...
328
00:18:17,224 --> 00:18:19,959
- You know what I would love?
- What?
329
00:18:19,994 --> 00:18:22,095
Fish and chips.
330
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:24,798
I don't think they're gonna have that here.
331
00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:27,000
No, but I think there's this little place
332
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,069
on the corner.
333
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,304
Yeah?
334
00:18:31,339 --> 00:18:33,440
(dance music blaring)
335
00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:48,955
- Two boys, huh?
- Yeah.
336
00:18:48,989 --> 00:18:51,124
I live in fart land.
337
00:18:51,158 --> 00:18:52,926
(laughing)
338
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,463
Well, I live in snarky
stuffed animal cluster.
339
00:18:56,497 --> 00:18:57,964
One second they hate you,
340
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,466
then they wanna sit on your lap.
341
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,401
Yeah, well, you know the
drill. That's half the battle.
342
00:19:01,435 --> 00:19:03,903
Yeah, yeah. I'm a mother.
What are you gonna do?
343
00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:06,139
You gonna finish your pommes frites?
344
00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:08,041
Oh, by all means.
345
00:19:08,075 --> 00:19:09,275
Thank you.
346
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,844
See? This is much better.
347
00:19:10,878 --> 00:19:13,246
Oh, boy, this is much better.
348
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,648
I'm standing outside that French
restaurant waiting for you,
349
00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:18,284
I feel like I'm going up
this giant roller coaster.
350
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:19,786
There's a big drop coming, you know?
351
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:24,290
(laughs) Yeah, I had a
little bit of that myself today.
352
00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:27,927
Okay, first date after my
divorce, I'm nervous as hell.
353
00:19:27,962 --> 00:19:29,829
I take half a Valium to calm down.
354
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,331
Pass out, miss the whole thing.
355
00:19:31,365 --> 00:19:34,267
(laughs) Nice. Very nice.
356
00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:41,141
Look, I hope this doesn't
scare you at all, but...
357
00:19:41,175 --> 00:19:43,143
I really like you.
358
00:19:44,211 --> 00:19:46,413
Uh, yeah, it does a little.
359
00:19:46,447 --> 00:19:48,047
But in a good way.
360
00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,549
- I'll take it.
- (laughs)
361
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,284
(phone vibrating)
362
00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:53,219
Take it. You got kids.
363
00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,860
- Hello?
- Cruz: Lose the date.
364
00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:05,398
I need to talk to you.
365
00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:15,542
You all right?
366
00:20:15,576 --> 00:20:19,145
Um... not really.
367
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,580
I gotta go.
368
00:20:20,614 --> 00:20:23,216
- Is there anything I can do?
- Uh, no.
369
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,852
- No. I gotta go.
- I get it. Kids come first.
370
00:20:25,886 --> 00:20:28,188
- Go ahead. Get outta here.
- I'm so sorry.
371
00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:32,859
Little bastards.
372
00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:34,894
(dance music blaring)
373
00:20:46,674 --> 00:20:49,108
I don't think I should be here.
374
00:20:49,143 --> 00:20:51,644
Danny, let's just go.
375
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,813
I'm going.
376
00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:03,089
Man: Hey, you wanna party?
377
00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:06,226
(men chattering, laughing)
378
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,961
I couldn't get rid of his phone.
379
00:21:44,698 --> 00:21:47,667
I heard your messages. All of them.
380
00:21:51,438 --> 00:21:54,407
He was such a sweet boy.
381
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:58,144
(sighs)
382
00:21:59,346 --> 00:22:02,248
It's no matter which picture I look at...
383
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,889
They say time heals.
384
00:22:09,924 --> 00:22:12,025
It's bullshit.
385
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:15,628
Time's a thief.
386
00:22:18,265 --> 00:22:20,233
You seeing anyone?
387
00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:21,801
Like a counselor?
388
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,507
Women?
389
00:22:28,943 --> 00:22:31,110
None I could trust.
390
00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:45,158
(sobbing)
391
00:22:50,397 --> 00:22:53,299
You're the only person who knew him.
392
00:22:53,334 --> 00:22:55,635
I miss him all the time.
393
00:23:20,461 --> 00:23:23,763
(both moaning)
394
00:23:23,797 --> 00:23:26,165
(vibrating)
395
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,738
Mom?
396
00:23:31,772 --> 00:23:34,507
It's me again. Where are you?
397
00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:38,344
(moaning)
398
00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:49,589
Hey.
399
00:23:49,623 --> 00:23:51,090
Hay is for horses.
400
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,158
(Jackie laughs)
401
00:23:52,192 --> 00:23:55,194
(vibrating)
402
00:24:01,435 --> 00:24:02,902
Where are you going?
403
00:24:02,936 --> 00:24:04,504
It's my phone.
404
00:24:06,373 --> 00:24:07,674
Oh, shit.
405
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,242
Fuck.
406
00:24:09,276 --> 00:24:11,344
- What?
- It's Grace.
407
00:24:11,378 --> 00:24:13,413
She called me like 10 times.
408
00:24:13,447 --> 00:24:14,914
Oh.
409
00:24:14,948 --> 00:24:17,050
Oh, God.
410
00:24:19,586 --> 00:24:21,387
Oh, my God.
411
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,060
(door closes)
412
00:24:31,098 --> 00:24:34,634
* My name is Trouble
413
00:24:34,702 --> 00:24:38,137
* My first name's A Mess... *
414
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:39,405
(engine starts)
415
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,809
* Born to deceive you
416
00:24:42,843 --> 00:24:46,713
- * Brought up to redress... *
- (tires squealing)
417
00:24:46,747 --> 00:24:49,549
* And if you let me hold you *
418
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:53,152
* I won't hold my breath *
419
00:24:55,255 --> 00:24:58,057
* But if you make me need you *
420
00:24:58,092 --> 00:25:01,494
* I will need you less
421
00:25:04,498 --> 00:25:08,134
* My name is Trouble
422
00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:12,071
* My first name's A Mess. *
423
00:25:19,113 --> 00:25:35,161
(theme music playing)
424
00:25:18,162 --> 00:25:28,162
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