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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:03,596 [CHUCKLES] 2 00:00:04,103 --> 00:00:05,473 -Aah. -Ooh. 3 00:00:06,438 --> 00:00:08,738 Surprise. 4 00:00:08,906 --> 00:00:13,206 -She's not here yet. Bull. -I know. I was just practicing. 5 00:00:14,478 --> 00:00:17,378 Sir. you think Florence has any idea we know it's her birthday? 6 00:00:17,548 --> 00:00:20,448 No. I think we fooled her. We didn't mention it during session. 7 00:00:20,617 --> 00:00:23,447 She didn't know we got out during dinner to buy the presents. 8 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:27,390 And you've kept that sock stuffed in your mouth the whole night. 9 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,750 Oh. my God. not another one. 10 00:00:33,296 --> 00:00:38,456 -Yeah. you guessed it. It's Flo's turn. -Oh. Flo's birthday. That's great. 11 00:00:38,634 --> 00:00:41,874 Here. Somebody wrap that for me. 12 00:00:42,705 --> 00:00:45,495 A copy of TV Guide? 13 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:48,002 Why not? It's compact. it's informative... 14 00:00:48,177 --> 00:00:51,737 ...and the only way you can't do the crossword puzzle is if you're in a coma. 15 00:00:51,914 --> 00:00:53,714 Shh. shh. Here she comes. 16 00:00:53,883 --> 00:00:55,183 HARRY: Oh. man. 17 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:57,940 -Okay. I get that red hat. BULL: Come on. get over here. 18 00:00:58,118 --> 00:01:01,608 MAC: Shh. Be quiet. BULL: Oh. boy. this is gonna be great. 19 00:01:01,789 --> 00:01:03,149 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 20 00:01:03,323 --> 00:01:05,763 HARRY: Come in. FLORENCE: No. 21 00:01:07,694 --> 00:01:08,794 HARRY: No? 22 00:01:08,962 --> 00:01:13,492 FLORENCE: Not till everybody in that room promises not to yell, "Happy birthday!" 23 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:17,101 HARRY: Something tells me the word leaked out. 24 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:19,930 FLORENCE: I can't hear you. 25 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:22,727 Okay. okay. we promise. 26 00:01:26,478 --> 00:01:28,408 Where are the presents? 27 00:01:30,781 --> 00:01:31,871 On the table. 28 00:01:37,088 --> 00:01:39,788 This was fun. Now go home. 29 00:01:41,825 --> 00:01:43,115 [HARRY SIGHS] 30 00:01:43,759 --> 00:01:49,759 Phew. Well. I don't know about you guys. but I am partied out. 31 00:01:51,099 --> 00:01:55,129 -Excuse me. I'm Bob Marks from the city. -What can we do for you. Mr. Marks? 32 00:01:55,703 --> 00:01:59,573 Your Honor. if you wouldn't mind passing these along to Florence for her to sign... 33 00:01:59,741 --> 00:02:01,471 -...I'd appreciate it. -What are they? 34 00:02:01,642 --> 00:02:03,302 Her retirement papers. 35 00:02:04,343 --> 00:02:06,073 Florence is retiring? 36 00:02:06,244 --> 00:02:09,414 Of course. She reached the mandatory retirement age. 37 00:02:09,581 --> 00:02:11,071 Tomorrow's her last day. 38 00:02:18,423 --> 00:02:20,393 Tomorrow's her last day? 39 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:24,192 Bull. you swallowed that sock. 40 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:28,756 I see great pain in your future. 41 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,473 I got it. Got it. I got it. yeah. Ha. ha. 42 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:20,849 I got it. Ha. ha. 43 00:03:21,018 --> 00:03:22,678 I got it. Heh. 44 00:03:22,852 --> 00:03:26,152 Your inflatable Annette Funicello doll came in? 45 00:03:27,223 --> 00:03:29,663 No. no. no. it's still on back order. 46 00:03:30,226 --> 00:03:32,456 I got a sports car. 47 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:37,589 Ha. ha. You know. the kind women. uh. drool over at stoplights. 48 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:39,697 Twenty thousand miles. flawless condition. 49 00:03:39,869 --> 00:03:42,269 I got it for nothing. I didn't even have to put anything down. 50 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:43,498 [LAUGHS] 51 00:03:43,673 --> 00:03:45,773 -How? -Old guy in Queens had to sell it. 52 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:46,972 Losing his sight. 53 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,113 -Oh. poor man. -That was the beauty. 54 00:03:49,278 --> 00:03:51,368 I told him the paint job was shot. He fell for it. 55 00:03:51,547 --> 00:03:52,907 [LAUGHS] 56 00:03:54,349 --> 00:03:58,749 Dan. you are the sultan of swill. 57 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,580 Wanna go cruise around town after work? 58 00:04:01,757 --> 00:04:07,697 You'd have to knock me unconscious and chain me to the front fender. 59 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:10,493 You would do that for me? 60 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:13,687 Sir. I'm worried about Florence. 61 00:04:13,868 --> 00:04:17,128 I went by her apartment to cheer her up. and nobody answered the door. 62 00:04:17,304 --> 00:04:20,504 -She hasn't shown up for work yet. -I tried Florence's place again... 63 00:04:20,675 --> 00:04:23,575 -...and all I get is a answering machine. -What'd it say? 64 00:04:23,744 --> 00:04:26,774 "You've reached Florence Kleiner I'm still in my bed 65 00:04:26,946 --> 00:04:30,506 Don't leave me a message Hang up and drop dead" 66 00:04:31,251 --> 00:04:32,721 Well, she can't feel that bad... 67 00:04:32,886 --> 00:04:35,616 ...if she didn't even bother to change her message. 68 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:39,686 Your Honor. I can't believe that Florence didn't say anything about this. 69 00:04:39,859 --> 00:04:42,989 I'm still amazed this is her last day. 70 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:45,930 At least she gussied up for the occasion. 71 00:04:48,232 --> 00:04:50,062 HARRY: Hey. Flo. 72 00:04:50,234 --> 00:04:51,894 Yo. Flo. 73 00:04:52,069 --> 00:04:53,499 Flo. 74 00:05:00,242 --> 00:05:01,832 What? 75 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:04,800 Nice weenie. 76 00:05:05,545 --> 00:05:08,235 Florence. why didn't you say anything about the retirement? 77 00:05:08,414 --> 00:05:13,054 -None of us had any idea. -Big deal. So I forgot to mention it. 78 00:05:13,219 --> 00:05:16,989 I'm old. remember? I'm supposed to forget things. 79 00:05:17,156 --> 00:05:18,716 Flo, we're real sorry. 80 00:05:18,891 --> 00:05:21,121 We know how upset you must be about this. 81 00:05:21,294 --> 00:05:26,364 Eh. don't get the wrong idea. Here. see? See this? 82 00:05:26,532 --> 00:05:28,302 Florida. one-way. 83 00:05:28,468 --> 00:05:30,898 I'm gonna set up a booth on Miami Beach... 84 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:34,560 ...and I'm gonna paint clamshells for the tourists. 85 00:05:35,141 --> 00:05:38,271 -Is this what you really want. Flo? -Sure. Are you kidding? 86 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:43,818 For 26 years. I've been taking orders in one courtroom after the other. 87 00:05:43,983 --> 00:05:48,723 And it's about time I had something to say about my own life. 88 00:05:48,888 --> 00:05:50,748 In short... 89 00:05:50,923 --> 00:05:54,123 ...take this job and shove it. 90 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:04,340 Uh. I'm. uh-- I'm going to lunch. 91 00:06:04,504 --> 00:06:06,204 Don't wait up. 92 00:06:10,008 --> 00:06:13,948 A booth on the beach painting clams? 93 00:06:14,479 --> 00:06:17,179 Really hurts to see a person sell themself short like that. 94 00:06:17,349 --> 00:06:21,289 A woman who. her obvious background and experience. could be laminating lobsters. 95 00:06:21,453 --> 00:06:23,443 [LAUGHS] 96 00:06:26,258 --> 00:06:28,988 Little shellfish humor. 97 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:32,550 Sir. she's upset. 98 00:06:32,731 --> 00:06:35,001 Can I have a few minutes? I think I can help her. 99 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,787 -Yeah. go ahead. Bull. -Thanks. 100 00:06:38,436 --> 00:06:40,426 [IMITATING GEARS SHIFTING] 101 00:06:42,407 --> 00:06:44,067 Give me your keys. I gotta borrow your car. 102 00:06:44,241 --> 00:06:47,231 Ha. ha. Are you crazy? I just barely put five miles on that thing. 103 00:06:47,411 --> 00:06:49,851 Beside. it's a little-bitty convertible. You'd never fit. 104 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:53,084 -I can take the top off. -No. It's mine. It's locked. 105 00:06:53,818 --> 00:06:55,548 I can take the doors off. 106 00:07:02,392 --> 00:07:03,882 Sir. it's been over two hours. 107 00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:08,360 -I feel so helpless. What are we gonna do? -Well. Flo's bound to show up eventually. 108 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:11,191 Until then. all we can do is go back to work. I guess. 109 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:14,627 I asked Mac to call down for a new bailiff. 110 00:07:14,804 --> 00:07:15,904 Oh. no. 111 00:07:16,072 --> 00:07:19,632 -You don't suppose they'd send us--? -Hi. everybody. 112 00:07:20,709 --> 00:07:23,039 [IN UNISON] Hi. Dirk. 113 00:07:24,213 --> 00:07:27,913 Hey. Dirk. How are you doing? Looks like you put on a little weight. 114 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:30,982 Thanks. I've been pumping iron. 115 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:35,589 -Really? What are you up to? -About three shirts a night. 116 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:39,093 Well. no pain. no gain. huh? 117 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,926 Oh. I heard there might be a position opening up here... 118 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,925 ...so I thought I'd drop off a few résumés. Heh. 119 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:48,358 I just had some new ones printed up last month. 120 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,503 Wait a minute. How did you know there was an opening here so fast? 121 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:56,873 Florence told me. Cops just brought her in in handcuffs. 122 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,383 Florence was arrested? For what? 123 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:02,946 I don't know. but it took six guys to drag her upstairs to strip-search. 124 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,353 [MAN SCREAMS] 125 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,390 And then there were five. 126 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:19,219 [WOMEN HOOTING] 127 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,058 Hi. Girls. Hi. 128 00:08:21,232 --> 00:08:24,572 Wanda. Stirrups. Nice touch. 129 00:08:26,638 --> 00:08:28,828 -Hi. Florence. -Harry. 130 00:08:29,874 --> 00:08:33,784 -Hi. Your Honor. -Hi. Easy Mary. What's shaking? 131 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:36,845 Oh. most of it nowadays. 132 00:08:40,118 --> 00:08:41,708 Flo? 133 00:08:47,724 --> 00:08:50,164 What the hell are you doing here? 134 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,860 Well. I ran into a little trouble in a bar uptown. 135 00:08:54,031 --> 00:08:55,931 Oh. you got drunk. huh? 136 00:08:56,099 --> 00:08:58,569 I ordered a ginger ale. 137 00:08:58,735 --> 00:09:01,465 And the guy said. "Sure thing. Grandma." 138 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,040 Any damage estimates? 139 00:09:06,209 --> 00:09:07,229 Not yet. 140 00:09:07,411 --> 00:09:11,401 I never knew those jukeboxes were so heavy. 141 00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:14,808 I guess I am getting old. 142 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:19,654 Aw. come on. Flo. You're as young as you feel. right? 143 00:09:20,789 --> 00:09:24,489 That's it? That's the best you can do? 144 00:09:24,658 --> 00:09:27,388 -"You're as young as you feel"? -well-- 145 00:09:27,561 --> 00:09:30,191 Look. if Mac and Bull had some problem... 146 00:09:30,364 --> 00:09:33,864 ...you'd take them into your office. you'd give them the Gettysburg Address. 147 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:37,034 I get. "You're as young as you feel." 148 00:09:38,706 --> 00:09:41,176 What are you. Sandy Duncan? 149 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:46,380 I'm sorry. Flo. I guess I'm kind of at a loss for words. 150 00:09:46,547 --> 00:09:50,777 -It's all been so sudden. -Well. how do you think I feel? 151 00:09:50,951 --> 00:09:53,011 I'm not that old. 152 00:09:53,187 --> 00:09:57,447 We got a president that makes me look like Little Orphan Annie. 153 00:09:57,624 --> 00:10:02,964 All I did was have another birthday. and I feel like I've committed a crime. 154 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,363 Flo. you did commit a crime. 155 00:10:09,969 --> 00:10:11,329 Ahh.... 156 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:17,597 They're-- They're not punishing me because I trashed some bar. 157 00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:21,106 They're punishing me because I survived. 158 00:10:24,615 --> 00:10:26,635 But I hung on. mister. 159 00:10:26,816 --> 00:10:31,576 I kicked. I struggled. I hung on. and I made it. 160 00:10:35,725 --> 00:10:39,455 But I deserve better. damn it. I deserve better. 161 00:10:45,702 --> 00:10:49,372 I'm. uh.... I'm scared. Harry. 162 00:10:49,539 --> 00:10:51,129 I, uh.... 163 00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:53,566 I hate Florida. 164 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:57,539 I don't even know what a clam looks like. 165 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:05,424 I don't wanna sit down and wait to die in some swamp. 166 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:09,016 I don't wanna let you go yet. 167 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:14,530 You guys are the only family I got left. 168 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:17,815 ISOBBINGI 169 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:26,738 I'll think of something. Flo. 170 00:11:27,008 --> 00:11:30,408 I promise you. I will think of something. 171 00:11:31,411 --> 00:11:33,781 You promised her what? 172 00:11:34,281 --> 00:11:36,221 Well-- Well.... 173 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:40,916 I'm sorry. I panicked. I— I didn't know what else to say. 174 00:11:41,088 --> 00:11:48,088 How about. “I’ll see what I can do." or. "Let me get back to you on that"? 175 00:11:48,929 --> 00:11:53,159 Sir. how could you promise her something that you knew was impossible? 176 00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:56,003 Miss Sullivan. nothing's impossible. 177 00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:59,629 Oh. God. he saw Yentl again. 178 00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:03,738 Look. I'm not saying it's gonna be easy. 179 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:06,740 I just thought that if we put all our heads together... 180 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:10,213 -...that maybe we could. you know-- -Bend the law a little? 181 00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:13,253 -Good idea. -Bend the law a little? 182 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,510 It was his idea. 183 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,119 Sir. you're a judge. 184 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:21,320 Listen. I really care about Florence too. but rules are rules. 185 00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:26,225 -Well. thank you. Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. -I am not a goody two-shoes. 186 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:30,269 Yeah? You got a car parked outside with happy-face hubcaps. 187 00:12:32,005 --> 00:12:33,555 MARKS: Is that yours? 188 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,110 Mr. Marks. you're just the man I wanted to see. 189 00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:37,466 Hope I'm not interrupting. 190 00:12:37,644 --> 00:12:40,484 I just stopped by to drop off Miss Kleiner's final paycheck. 191 00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:41,767 Uh. yeah. 192 00:12:41,948 --> 00:12:44,818 Mr. Marks. I wondered if I might have a couple of minutes of your time. 193 00:12:44,985 --> 00:12:48,845 -Of course. Some kind of problem? -Yeah. I'm afraid there is. 194 00:12:49,723 --> 00:12:52,993 Miss Kleiner doesn't want her final paycheck. 195 00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:56,897 -What do you mean? -She wants to keep working. 196 00:12:57,063 --> 00:13:01,593 Mr. Marks. what we have here is a very frightened and lonely woman. 197 00:13:01,768 --> 00:13:04,598 And right now. she could really use our help. 198 00:13:05,238 --> 00:13:08,868 I assume you thought I'd be somewhat less than sympathetic. 199 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:12,312 No. it's all right. That's what everyone thinks. 200 00:13:12,479 --> 00:13:17,509 We're just a mob of heartless bureaucrats glued to our data and our records... 201 00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:21,554 ...totally devoid of any feeling or compassion for our fellow men. 202 00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:27,293 I suppose you think I enjoy this kind of thing. 203 00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:29,124 I do. 204 00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:30,916 [LAUGHS] 205 00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:35,661 I really do. I live for this kind of thing. I love it. 206 00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,265 [LAUGHS] 207 00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:42,165 Well. that's good. For a moment. I thought I wasn't getting through to him. 208 00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:45,282 -Uh, hi, everybody. -Florence. are you all right? 209 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,405 Oh. yeah. fine. Dan got me off. 210 00:13:49,614 --> 00:13:53,614 Well. here it is. Miss Kleiner. your final paycheck. 211 00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:58,754 On behalf of the city of New York. what else can I say... 212 00:13:58,922 --> 00:13:59,952 ...but hit the road? 213 00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:01,323 [LAUGHS] 214 00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:04,191 Sorry. sorry. Just a little civil-service humor. 215 00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:05,891 [LAUGHS] 216 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,956 Harry? 217 00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:15,343 Flo... 218 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,274 ...I spoke too soon. 219 00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:24,574 The truth is.... 220 00:14:26,046 --> 00:14:29,136 The truth is I can't do a thing. 221 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:32,648 BULL: Yes. you can. 222 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,960 Bull. where you been? 223 00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:41,794 Albany. 224 00:14:42,462 --> 00:14:45,732 Albany? You drove my car back and forth to Albany? 225 00:14:46,165 --> 00:14:47,715 Sort of. 226 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,160 I drove it forth to Albany. 227 00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:55,443 -My car. Bull. Where is my car? -You know those new Auto Trains? 228 00:14:56,674 --> 00:14:59,044 The kind where they secure your vehicle in back... 229 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:02,150 ...and allow you. the weary passenger. to ride in Pullmans... 230 00:15:02,313 --> 00:15:06,013 ...to relax in air-conditioned comfort while the miles drift by effortlessly? 231 00:15:06,182 --> 00:15:07,452 [CHUCKLES] 232 00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:10,877 -Sure. -Yours was hit by one. 233 00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:19,115 I couldn't help it. It stalled right on the tracks. And then... 234 00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:21,696 ...I heard that train a-coming. 235 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,060 Just a-coming around the bend. 236 00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:28,003 I knew it! 237 00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:30,141 As soon as I gave him the keys. I assumed-- 238 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,567 I mean. $6000 down the toilet. 239 00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:37,443 Oh. Dan. Dan. this is horrible. 240 00:15:37,613 --> 00:15:40,643 Truly. truly horrible. 241 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,545 What can I say? 242 00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:46,048 -"Whoopee"? -That's the word. 243 00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:50,522 Bull. why did you go to Albany? 244 00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,522 To save Florence. 245 00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:58,693 I. uh. went to the Bureau of Records to get this. 246 00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:02,296 -What is it? -Her birth certificate. 247 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,835 -Is that the original? -Yeah. this is the original. 248 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,908 Look. it's got Florence's maiden name. 249 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,640 "Nightingale"? 250 00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:16,808 I went through hell in grade school. 251 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,875 That document is irreplaceable. 252 00:16:19,053 --> 00:16:21,083 They wouldn't just let you walk out with it. 253 00:16:21,254 --> 00:16:25,214 They didn't notice me walk in. I wore a filing cabinet. 254 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,660 Bull. then you're lucky you're not in jail. 255 00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:32,030 Bull. why did you bring this thing down here? 256 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,093 So we could change it. sir. So we could erase it... 257 00:16:36,269 --> 00:16:40,429 ...or change the numbers. or do whatever it takes to make Florence young again. 258 00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:42,267 Change it? 259 00:16:46,579 --> 00:16:47,709 [SIGHS] 260 00:16:47,913 --> 00:16:51,543 No. Bull. we can't do that. It would be wrong. 261 00:16:51,717 --> 00:16:53,337 I don't care. 262 00:16:53,853 --> 00:16:56,013 It was hard enough getting over Selma. 263 00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:58,747 And nobody's gonna make me lose two friends in one year. 264 00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:01,793 Nobody. You got that? Nobody. 265 00:17:03,194 --> 00:17:06,694 What the hell is the matter with you? 266 00:17:06,865 --> 00:17:10,925 You may not have too much in between. but you got two ears. 267 00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:14,542 Now. just in case you're not listening to them. you're gonna listen to me. 268 00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:17,866 Nobody's gonna break any laws around here. you big ape. 269 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,842 Not on my account. 270 00:17:20,612 --> 00:17:23,082 Well. I'd go to jail for you. Flo. 271 00:17:24,449 --> 00:17:26,609 I know you would. 272 00:17:32,856 --> 00:17:34,756 I know you all would. 273 00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:45,631 Uh. listen. you keep an eye on these guys. will you? 274 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:49,333 They need a gutsy broad like you. 275 00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:52,096 Even though you are a goody two-shoes. 276 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:56,605 Florence. I'm gonna miss you so much. 277 00:17:56,778 --> 00:17:58,248 Aw. cheer up. 278 00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:03,323 I'll put happy faces on some clamshells for you. huh? 279 00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:15,022 Nobody runs this place better. big guy. 280 00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:16,887 Nobody ever will. 281 00:18:21,403 --> 00:18:24,003 Take care of yourself. Flo. 282 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,821 Dan. 283 00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:37,981 Florence. 284 00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:39,806 You're scum. 285 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:56,525 Uh. I— I gotta stay alive. 286 00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:01,273 I mean. who's gonna rag you when you make it to the Supreme Court? 287 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,541 I'll be waiting for you. Flo. 288 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,741 I promise. 289 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,818 Guess who I'm gonna miss the most of all. 290 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,672 Baby—‘ 291 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,868 ...you're the greatest. 292 00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:46,539 Now. you give that paper back to him. or I'll break you in two. 293 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:58,025 Can't believe he got his hands on the original. This is priceless. 294 00:19:58,195 --> 00:20:01,825 This is sacred. This is-- Goodness gracious. 295 00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:04,559 Great balls of fire. 296 00:20:05,436 --> 00:20:08,836 -What happened? -It vanished. 297 00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:11,525 It-- It burned up. 298 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:14,838 -Just like.... -Magic. 299 00:20:21,585 --> 00:20:24,045 Now. how come everybody's looking at me? 300 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,310 Without that document... 301 00:20:25,488 --> 00:20:28,118 ...we have no sustainable proof of how old this woman is. 302 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,561 Well. don't get upset. Mr. Marks. 303 00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:35,217 I'm gonna treat you like any decent woman my age would. 304 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,137 I'm gonna lie like a cheap rug. 305 00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:43,701 This is the happiest night of my life. Ha. ha. 306 00:20:43,872 --> 00:20:45,462 Me too. 307 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,510 Now. what about that dumb hat? 308 00:20:47,675 --> 00:20:50,935 Oh. uh. I was in a hurry. so I flew back from Albany. 309 00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:54,509 -You flew? -Yeah. I paid a guy with a crop-duster. 310 00:20:55,216 --> 00:20:56,876 Where did he land it? 311 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,537 Land it? 312 00:21:03,256 --> 00:21:05,546 It's a long story. 313 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,260 [IN UNISON] Ooh! 314 00:21:10,696 --> 00:21:14,756 -Thanks. Bull. -Knee-highs. your favorite. 315 00:21:16,502 --> 00:21:20,062 What did you do. tear this off a dead Munchkin? 316 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,171 -Dan? -What? 317 00:21:24,343 --> 00:21:28,443 -They brought your car back from Albany. -It's about time. Where is it? 318 00:21:28,614 --> 00:21:30,274 Here. 319 00:21:36,888 --> 00:21:38,448 [WHIMPERS] 320 00:21:39,391 --> 00:21:43,791 Just think. Dan. 36 more payments. and that baby's all yours. 321 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,358 If you'll excuse me. 322 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,474 Gas. wash... 323 00:21:57,642 --> 00:21:59,702 ...light on the wax. 324 00:22:01,212 --> 00:22:05,712 Come on. there's a little welcome-home party for you down in the bailiffs' lounge. 325 00:22:05,884 --> 00:22:07,224 Well. uh. thanks again. Harry. 326 00:22:07,385 --> 00:22:11,615 It takes a lot of magic to make an old broad feel young again. 327 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:21,057 Boy. you can sure pull some amazing rabbits out of your hat. sir. 328 00:22:21,232 --> 00:22:23,502 Mac. I swear I did nothing. 329 00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:27,428 -I am as amazed as the rest of you guys. -Oh. yeah. 330 00:22:27,605 --> 00:22:31,335 -Oh. yeah. -If you say so. 331 00:22:37,782 --> 00:22:41,812 -Hi. Miss Sullivan. -Hi. Dirk. What's with the accordion? 332 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:46,946 Oh. I just wanted to play a few verses of "Happy Trails" for Florence. 333 00:22:47,726 --> 00:22:49,286 Oh. Florence isn't leaving. 334 00:22:50,428 --> 00:22:53,358 -She's not? -Nope. She's staying right here. 335 00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:59,873 Well. I guess I can throw away this farewell speech I wrote for her. 336 00:23:00,537 --> 00:23:05,737 Oh. that's okay. Let Miss Goody-Two-Shoes do it for you. 337 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,225 [ENGLISH SDHI 338 00:23:57,275 --> 00:24:01,825 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26299

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