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Oh. the paychecks came already. huh?
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Yeah. here's yours.
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Most of this baby's going
right in my payroll savings plan.
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Oh. You're lucky. I got expenses.
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Now. what kind of dent could I make
with 410 bucks a week?
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You make $410 a week?
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Sure. how about you?
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Wow. what do you do to get by on that?
Eat plaster?
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[LAUGHING]
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Excuse me. pal.
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You got any spare change
for a guy who's been down on his--?
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I'm sorry. I had no idea.
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Okay. Mac. hit me with your best shot.
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Philip Falcone. Your Honor.
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Breaking and entering and resisting arrest.
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All right. all right. slow down.
What is this. a track meet?
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My compliments to your barber.
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Or is it the gardener?
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Your Honor, Mr. Falcone was arrested
while dealing a round of three-card monte...
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...to a group of Yugoslavian tourists
right outside of Radio City Music Hall.
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Sir. my client contends that he was merely
holding a crime-prevention workshop...
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...in an effort
to promote East-West relations.
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Sir. He was found with three decks
of marked cards and some money...
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...which the police pulled out
from under his tongue.
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Fabulous.
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Sir. we're talking a wad of singles
and some phlegm.
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You're the Fabulous Falcone.
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He's the Fabulous Falcone.
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This guy had the greatest magic show
was ever on TV.
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It is a real honor to meet you.
I am a big. big fan. Mr. Falcone.
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I guess I've been waiting all my life
just to shake your hand.
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Guilty as charged.
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No. ha. ha. the pleasure's all mine.
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"The pleasure is all mine." Ha-ha-ha.
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Is he a crack-up or what?
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Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. or what.
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Mr. Falcone. I would consider it a real honor
if you would let me buy you dinner tonight.
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I'll call my valet
and have him press my tux.
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"Press my tux."
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[LAUGHING]
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What's with him?
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Maybe he got a look at your paycheck.
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[LAUGHING]
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Anyway. uh. I happened to discover...
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...that another one of the bailiffs
who's working here...
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...is making $90 a week more than I am...
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...and. uh. I thought I'd just call
and find out why.
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Oh. I see.
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Well. when's he getting back
from Camp David?
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Mm.
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I have never seen a man eat like that.
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-Reminds me of a guy I knew in college.
-Oh. Dan.
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-Lenny the Lizard. we called him.
-Please.
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-He must have had a tongue 5 inches long.
-Oh. goddamn you. please don't.
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-He could pick up things off his plate...
-Oh. God.
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...and kind of throw them back
into his throat.
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Guess she thought
you were gonna get disgusting.
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HARRY:
Hey.
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"HeY. kids. what time is it?"
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-You remembered. huh?
-You bet I remember.
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Every week. you'd say.
"Hey. kids. what time is it?"
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And us at home. we'd all yell back.
''It's magic time!"
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You actually talked back
to a television set?
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I was 7 years old.
What the hell did I know?
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What happened?
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I mean. you had that TV show.
and now....
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Well. I got hit with reality.
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Both barrels right here.
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They said it was a mild heart attack.
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But just the same. I had to slow down.
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I'm sorry.
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A lot of people got it worse. Huh.
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How about Al Jolson?
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He's dead.
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That's the point.
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Uh. sir. here it is.
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Oh. Mac. great. Where'd you find it?
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Uh. it was in your closet...
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...underneath the inflatable
Mary Lou Retton doll.
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ICHUCKLING NERVOUSLYI
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Oh. That-- That's a gag gift.
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Heh. Whatever you say. sir.
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-What's that?
-Guess.
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-A box.
-A box. Ha-ha-ha.
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I got a million of them.
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It's the original Fabulous Falcone magic kit.
the one they advertised on your show.
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I ran out and bought one.
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Would you do one of these tricks for me.
just for old times' sake?
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I'm sorry. kid.
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You can't go back home again.
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You still sick?
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Oh. no. Ha. ha. I'm fine.
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Well. then. what is it?
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It's just that I lost my touch. Heh.
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Look. I gave it a chance
about 10 years ago.
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Little club in Jersey. Heh.
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I reached in my pocket
and pulled out a little pigeon.
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It bit my finger.
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And I produced a rabbit out of a top hat.
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It bit my nose.
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That night. I had them both for dinner.
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Then I threw the Fabulous Falcone trunk
into the East River. and it sank.
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Now. that's magic.
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All right. I understand.
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Maybe you need couple of bucks
to see you through. huh?
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Oh. no. kid.
you're feeling sorry for me. Heh.
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I don't need any pity. Nah.
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What I need is--
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Confidence.
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-How's that?
-You need confidence.
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You need a bunch of people applauding you
when you're doing what you do best.
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Begging for pizza crusts?
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No. Magic.
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You need a hot crowd. Falcone.
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And I know where we can find one.
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You want us to watch some slimy old
wino do magic tricks?
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Oh. you are gonna have
the time of your life.
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I brought him here during the break.
pulled out a trunk of tricks.
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He went right into practicing.
He's been rehearsing for hours.
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This is gonna be great.
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You all ready?
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ALL:
Yeah.
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HARRY:
"Hey. kids. what time is it?"
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It's 10:00.
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Do you know where your furniture is?
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Oh. isn't this airy?
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He took everything.
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Falcone took everything.
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He took my computer.
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He took my sofa.
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He took my wax statue of Fess Parker.
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Sir. if there is anything I can do to help you.
anything at all....
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Why don't you let him
sleep with you tonight?
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Dan. that would be improper.
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Okay. why don't you let me
sleep with you tonight?
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Mace! Woman. are you nuts?
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Don't even kid around with it.
You could burn my face. blind me forever.
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Uh. nice place you got here. sir.
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Uh. I realize it's none of my business...
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...but don't you think a beanbag
by the fireplace would be a nice touch?
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Uh. Bull. heh...
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...Harry's apartment's been robbed.
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Oh.
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What did they get?
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You think it was such a good idea
to leave him alone last night?
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Heh. Hey. I wasn't the one
who kicked him out of my bed.
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I did not kick him out of my bed!
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HARRY:
Hi. Mac.
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Sir. why are you walking like that?
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HARRY:
Because I slept in my bathtub.
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All rise.
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Criminal court part two
is now in session.
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The Honorable Harold T. Stone...
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...rapidly aging-
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Sir. you look miserable.
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Why don't you have Mac call a substitute?
You should go home.
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And do what. wax my floors?
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You wouldn't have to move anything.
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[DAN CHUCKLES]
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You care to buff them
with your face. Dan?
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[IN HIGH VOICE]
Bye.
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-Sir. you sure you're okay?
-Yeah. I'm fine.
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I'd rather be here working than back home
rolling around on the linoleum anyway.
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-Let's get on with it. huh?
MAC: Yes. sir.
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David Evans. destruction of city property.
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[FINGERS SNAPPINGI
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Mr. Evans was arrested for bludgeoning
a city parking meter with a manhole cover.
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Sir. my client pleads guilty and throws
himself on the mercy of the court.
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He stole my Mel Tormé albums.
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Oh. sir. no.
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Did I miss something?
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The entire collection.
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Mel Sings At Carnegie Hall.
Mel Live at the Monterey Jazz Festival.
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Mel's Best To You at Christmas.
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Uh. sir. sir. excuse me for interrupting...
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...but the boys downstairs just brought in
somebody you might wanna see.
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Nice suit.
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Picked it out myself.
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Out of my closet.
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They found him slumped in an alley
by Penn Station.
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He apparently sold all your stuff to a fence
and was trying to skip town.
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I trusted you.
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I thought I could believe in you.
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How could you?
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What kind of man are you?
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Hey. what am I. on trial?
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Oh. yeah.
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This chunk of lice was your hero?
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Hey. none of us are perfect. ace.
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-So that stuff about the heart attack was--?
-Sheep dip.
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So let me alone. will you?
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Besides. you don't have anything left
I can steal.
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HARRY:
Wrong. Falcone.
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I got memories.
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Great ones.
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Go ahead.
try to take those away from me.
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Mr. Evans. you got a little upset.
you busted a meter.
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I'm gonna fine you 200 bucks.
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Mr. Falcone.
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You ripped me off
for everything I own in this world...
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...and you broke my heart.
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I'm not gonna press charges.
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That sounds fair.
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It is fair. Mr. Evans.
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Because he's right.
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It's my fault for believing in you.
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It's my fault for thinking
you were somebody that you aren't.
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It's my fault for giving a damn.
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Take a five-minute recess.
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Uh. listen.
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Be careful walking across the street.
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My brakes have been acting a little...
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...funny lately.
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You hurt him.
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You hurt him bad.
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And you just watch him
take it out on me!
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Well. are you happy. Mr. Falcone?
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You took the one man
that would've done anything for you...
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...and you shattered him
into a thousand pieces.
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You mangled his dreams.
you twisted his memories.
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You shredded the very tapestry
of his existence.
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What's your point?
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FLORENCE:
Uh....
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Now. wait a minute. Uh. that's it?
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That the best you guys can do?
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You're dog meat.
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You're insect larvae.
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As far as I'm concerned. you're the slimiest.
most conniving two-bit mound of vermin...
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...that ever walked into this room.
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Of course. that wouldn't preclude us
to have an affair.
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I'll take my chances with his bad brakes.
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Excuse me.
I'm looking for a bailiff named Shannon.
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-That's me.
-Oh. hi. Robert Marks with the city.
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Which one?
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Ours.
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I'm an assistant
in the comptroller's office.
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We checked our computer and found
our records on your seniority were in error.
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You have been underpaid.
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We'd like you to accept our apologies
and this check for $26,402.
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Now. that's the amount owed
plus interest.
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Oh. wow!
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I'd like to thank all the little people
who helped me attain this honor.
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Uh. I just have to find a. uh.
Florence Kleiner.
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Right here.
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Oh. good.
Well. that saves some walking. heh.
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Ms. Kleiner.
having reviewed the records of the bailiffs...
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...we find that you've been getting level-six
pay even though you're on level-five status.
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-Meaning?
-You're about to get leveled.
249
00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:26,951
You owe us $2400.
250
00:16:28,024 --> 00:16:30,994
Don't worry.
we won't nail you for it all at once.
251
00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:33,649
We'll just take it out slowly and gently...
252
00:16:33,829 --> 00:16:37,789
...week after week after week.
253
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:40,956
[LAUGHING]
254
00:16:42,204 --> 00:16:43,234
I love this job.
255
00:16:43,405 --> 00:16:46,135
ICHUCKLINGI
256
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:51,139
Don't worry about it. Florence.
257
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:54,775
I'd be glad to lend you the money
to pay it all back.
258
00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:56,349
In fact...
259
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:59,677
...I'd be glad to just give you the money
to pay it all back.
260
00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:02,024
You'd do that for me?
261
00:17:04,325 --> 00:17:07,255
After all the fun I made of you?
262
00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:10,358
After I-- I laughed at you like that?
263
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,233
Why?
264
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,429
Because I love you.
265
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,565
Bull...
266
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:26,240
...I’m— I'm sorry.
267
00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,714
{WHIMPERING]
I— I didn't mean....
268
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,872
[SOBBING]
269
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,487
Guilt is such a great weapon.
270
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,461
[SNORING]
271
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,647
Oh. no. anybody but Manilow!
272
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:08,981
[YELLS]
273
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,123
[GASPING]
274
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,691
[SIGHS]
275
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,016
[GRUNTING]
276
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,132
They're back.
277
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,195
Mel Live at the Palace is back.
278
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,468
Mel at the Hollywood Bowl is back.
279
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:13,517
Mel Sings with Cesar Romero is back.
280
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,949
FALCONE:
Hey. kids. what time is it?
281
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,524
I guess it must be magic time.
282
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,620
Not a bad trick. huh?
283
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,460
How the hell did you get in here?
284
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,068
Told your landlady I was a cop.
285
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,460
Dressed like that?
286
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,469
I told her I was Serpico.
287
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:42,905
I had no idea there was anybody here.
288
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,100
There's a fresh pot of coffee in there.
289
00:19:45,282 --> 00:19:47,682
Who do you think made it. Hop Sing?
290
00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:51,517
Nice place.
291
00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:54,047
I like what you haven't done with it.
292
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,820
Coming from you. that means a lot.
293
00:19:56,991 --> 00:20:01,021
Eh. I thought I'd stop by
and make a farewell appearance. heh.
294
00:20:01,195 --> 00:20:04,025
I. uh. traded your suit for those albums.
295
00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:07,068
The guy at the pawnshop wasn't too crazy
about Tormé.
296
00:20:07,802 --> 00:20:09,932
Like you said. nobody's perfect.
297
00:20:10,438 --> 00:20:12,068
Tell me about it. Heh.
298
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,710
Look at me. I conned a nice kid.
299
00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:17,866
I sold everything you have for 150 bucks.
300
00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:20,413
You brought the albums back.
301
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:23,072
That shows some kind of remorse. huh?
302
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:25,581
Shows that you knew
how much they meant to me.
303
00:20:25,753 --> 00:20:30,593
And you sold everything I own
for 150 bucks?!
304
00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:32,657
I was in a hurry.
305
00:20:34,328 --> 00:20:37,788
Falcone. what happened?
306
00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:42,695
I mean. what really happened
that changed your life like this?
307
00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:47,299
Sit down.
308
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:54,198
Stand up.
309
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:58,780
All my life.
I wanted to be a good magician.
310
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:02,650
Not a great one. just a good one.
311
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:08,876
Well. I realized I never would be.
as hard as I tried.
312
00:21:09,159 --> 00:21:10,649
It's that way in all fields.
313
00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:13,848
Either you got it or you don't.
314
00:21:14,764 --> 00:21:16,104
I don't.
315
00:21:18,368 --> 00:21:20,768
But you looked so good on TV.
316
00:21:20,937 --> 00:21:25,197
Heh. They gave me a fancy cape
and a beautiful trunk...
317
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,135
...and they made me look good.
318
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:30,340
They can make anybody look good
on TV. heh.
319
00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:36,784
You never saw Sky King miss a landing.
320
00:21:37,786 --> 00:21:41,246
Or Lassie wet on Timmy's little leg.
321
00:21:41,423 --> 00:21:42,453
IFALCONE CHUCKLESI
322
00:21:44,091 --> 00:21:48,151
And you never saw
how bad a magician I really was.
323
00:21:49,729 --> 00:21:51,629
Who you kidding?
324
00:21:52,098 --> 00:21:54,968
-You were great.
-Says who?
325
00:21:55,135 --> 00:21:58,865
Says a 7-year-old who lives inside of me.
326
00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:02,769
To him. you're the Fabulous Falcone.
and you always are gonna be.
327
00:22:03,309 --> 00:22:06,749
Well. thank him for me. will you? Heh.
328
00:22:07,213 --> 00:22:08,743
And good luck with the records.
329
00:22:11,116 --> 00:22:12,576
Hey. wait a minute.
330
00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:14,051
Where are you gonna go?
331
00:22:14,218 --> 00:22:17,348
Ah. don't worry about me. I'll get by.
332
00:22:17,522 --> 00:22:21,862
I got my eye on this nice refrigerator box
down in the Bowery.
333
00:22:25,029 --> 00:22:28,289
Please stay with me for a couple of days.
334
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,163
No more charity.
335
00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:32,134
No. no. no. this wouldn't be charity.
336
00:22:32,303 --> 00:22:35,173
You could. uh--
You could do odd jobs for me. You could--
337
00:22:35,339 --> 00:22:37,539
You could try to pay back
that money you owe me.
338
00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:39,539
Well. I'd-- I'd like to do that.
339
00:22:39,711 --> 00:22:40,841
Then it's a deal?
340
00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:43,309
Yeah.
341
00:22:43,481 --> 00:22:47,851
I could make coffee in the morning.
answer your telephone...
342
00:22:48,019 --> 00:22:50,079
...clean up the house.
343
00:22:51,055 --> 00:22:52,175
You gonna stay?
344
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:54,947
You want me to. huh?
345
00:22:55,726 --> 00:22:56,846
Yeah.
346
00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,117
I really do.
347
00:22:59,763 --> 00:23:02,363
-It's a deal.
-Great.
348
00:23:02,531 --> 00:23:04,501
-Welcome aboard.
-Glad to be here.
349
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:05,727
[KNOCKING ON DOORFRAME]
350
00:23:14,844 --> 00:23:17,014
Did I mention my nurse?
351
00:23:58,086 --> 00:24:00,076
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352
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