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Hi. Mario. It's Judge Stone.
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Yeah. I'd like to place an order.
Mm-hm.
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I'm gonna need a dozen slimy tongues--
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Hi. Mac.
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I'll need a couple of severed limbs.
some bloodshot eyes...
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...and the hairy rodent variety pack.
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Uh-huh. Thank you. Great. bye.
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Court dockets for you to sign. sir.
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You wanna know
what I was talking about?
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What I don't know
they can't make me testify about.
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Mac. it's only four days
till my Halloween party.
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Oh. yeah. and the place is abuzz.
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Is it really? Huh?
Are they all as excited as I am?
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No. he can't make me go.
I don't care what he does.
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He can't make me do it.
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Oh. definitely. sir.
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-Just talking about the big bash. Heh.
-So I gather.
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I was just about to explain
the games to them.
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-The games?
-Oh. yes.
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We have Pin the Tail on Barry Manilow.
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Supreme Court-Opinion Charades.
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And my personal favorite.
bobbing for anchovies.
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I made them up myself.
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Sir. I finished my pumpkin.
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Bull. it looks like
you just punched it with your fist.
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ldid.
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Why didn't you use a knife. Bull?
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Hey. what a great idea.
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Sir. you wanted to see us.
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Uh. yeah. I did.
It's about the costume competition.
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Now. as we all know...
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...last year one of us chose to come
as a member of the moral majority.
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This will not happen again.
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Especially if we all
wanna keep our parking spaces.
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Class dismissed.
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[DAN SIGHSI
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Well. you ready to start?
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Couple of minutes. Mac.
I gotta sort my snakes.
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-Snakes?
-Yeah. here look.
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ISCREAMSI
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It's rubber.
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You lucky
he hasn't unpacked the live ones yet.
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Lethal. non-lethal. Lethal. non-lethal.
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Lethal. non-lethal. Lethal. non-lethal.
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-Are they breeding?
-Uh. no. I'm just sorting--
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Hello.
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Who are you?
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Kimberley. Kimberley Daniels.
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My friends call me Kim.
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Harry. Harry Stone.
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My friends call me Shecky.
I gotta get new friends.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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-Uh. |isten--
-Let's cut out the formality. Huh?
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What can I do to make you
fall hopelessly in love with me?
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Direct me to traffic court.
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Ah.
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That would be down the hall.
take the stairs. three flights down.
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Or you could take the less-traveled
more scenic route by way of Tahiti.
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Be glad to show you that one myself.
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If we hurry. we could make it in time
for the fertility festival.
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Come on.
I'll spring for the passport photos.
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This could be the start
of a beautiful friendship.
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[KIM CHUCKLESI
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Oh. one-- One second. excuse me.
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All set.
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Tonight's docket. in case he shows up.
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They've only known each other four days.
Don't they ever separate?
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Are you kidding? They've done everything
except sew their bodies together.
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[BOTH YELLINGI
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I was wrong.
They've sewn their bodies together.
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-Oh. Harry. That was unbelievable.
-I told you you're a fast learner.
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-You took those stairs like a pro.
-Yeah.
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Good evening. Your Honor. Miss Daniels.
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I swear. I just had one of the most
incredible experiences of my life!
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Little nooner at the Hung Jury motel.
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Oh. Dan.
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I believe the lady was referring
to our buggy ride in Central Park.
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Some people have class.
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It was a baby buggy.
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We both squeezed in.
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Harry brought the champagne
and then:
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[IN UNISON]
Koochie-koochie-koo!
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Everybody's kinky...
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...except you.
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Uh. mm.
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[SIGHSI
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Ouick impression: Robinson Crusoe
seeing you after 20 years alone.
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IGROWLSI
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[KIM CHUCKLESI
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Oh. Harry. about your party tomorrow.
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-I may be a little late.
-Oh. that's okay.
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Anticipation makes me wild.
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Wonderful. heh.
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Bleghg
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IGASPSI
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Excuse me.
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-Hey. happy Halloween. Christine.
-Hey. Bull. Happy Halloween.
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Would you help me finish this.
Christine?
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Sure. Bull. Come on.
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I wonder what color we should dye it.
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Bull. you dye Easter eggs.
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Exclusively?
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I've been hiding them too.
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Now. let me get this straight again.
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Every year. parents dress up
their children like monsters...
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...and send them into the streets
begging for candy.
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Right. Right.
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And if they don't get what they want...
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...they can do something
really horrible to you.
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Right.
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Hi. Mac. Hi. Ouon Le.
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Happy Halloween.
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Give me some candy
or you'll never see your family alive again.
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Heh. Uh. we're having a little trouble
with the concept.
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Hey. I'm a reporter.
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I could tell by the tie.
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Yeah.
A man once hung himself with it.
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I don't blame him.
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Hank Mire. The Globe.
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Dan Fielding. Same address.
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"Same address." I like that.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Listen. I used to go over
the People section of the paper. all right?
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Now. you happen to run across
any tower killers...
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...or any really colorful psychopaths.
I'd appreciate you giving me a call.
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Number's on the card.
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"1-800-CADAVER"?
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Operators are standing by.
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All rise.
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Criminal Court. Part Two
is now in session.
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The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
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lYELLS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Come on. gang. Pull up a bench.
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So you all set
for the big hoedown. huh?
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-All set. sir.
-I love it.
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Suck up.
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MAC:
First case. sir.
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Disturbing the peace
and destroying public property.
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What. some little. uh. Halloween
prank go awry?
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No. sir. the charge is building a bonfire
in public property...
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...while dancing robustly
through Central Park.
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-Sounds kinky.
KIM: It's not.
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Kim?
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You with her?
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Well. this is crazy.
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There's gotta be
some simple explanation.
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There is.
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I'm a witch.
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Um--
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
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Harry. I'm sorry
you had to find out like this.
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Am I on Bloopers?
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Your Honor.
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Ed? Dick?
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-Where are you crazy nuts?
-Harry.
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It's no joke.
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Come on. you're a witch?
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What was it really? What?
So a family barbecue?
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Family barbecue?
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What do we look like.
the Lennon sisters?
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And this is...?
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Uh. Edna Sneer. Your Honor.
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Uh. Miss Sneer also has an additional
charge of indecent exposure.
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Hey. you dance around a bonfire.
you work up a sweat.
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You were dancing naked?
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Interested?
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Over my dead body.
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Shall we say. eightish?
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Kim. tell me it's a joke.
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I'm sorry. Harry.
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Hold this over for the next court.
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We'll take a five.
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IKNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Sir?
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Sir. are you all right?
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You bowl 12 straight games with someone
you think you know them.
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I'm sorry. sir.
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It came as a shock to all of us.
She seemed so human.
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I mean. she didn't say she was Godzilla.
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She just said she's a....
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A witch.
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Well. are you sure she isn't?
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Did anybody dump a bucket
of water on her. see if she'd melt?
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You're missing the point.
Just her saying so is big trouble.
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Do you realize the implications
of a self-proclaimed witch...
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...going out with a municipal court judge?
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If anyone were to find out.
you'd be removed from the bench.
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-Well. no one has to find out.
-Sir.
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No. we could-- We could meet
in cabins in the woods.
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Stone. I am your friend
and I'm here to help you. so listen.
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You have to make a choice between
someone you've known a few days...
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...and your entire career.
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Your very life depends on it.
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Thank you. Mary Lou Retton.
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In your heart. you know I'm right.
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[DOOR CLOSESI
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[SIGHSI
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IKNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Yeah.
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-Judge Stone?
-Mm-hm.
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Mario Eisenhower.
Ike's Novelty Company.
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I got your comedy body parts here.
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Oh. yeah. Put them down anywhere.
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Right. Okay.
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Now. let me see.
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We got your legs. we got your arms.
we got your assorted internal organs here.
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Oh. no.
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Look at this. will you?
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Your heart is broken.
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You can kiss the tip goodbye. Mario.
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No. no. I need the costume tonight.
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Yes. yes. something tasteful.
conservative.
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Say. the Roman Emperor Caligula.
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Two hundred dollars?
For some sandals and a sheet?
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All right. let's lay the cards on the table.
What can I get for $19.95?
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What's a Smurf?
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Imagine your cat
threw up a fur ball that talked.
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I think not.
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Trick or treat. Your Honor.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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So you cast any good spells lately?
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EDNA:
Sure. all the time.
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You got somebody
you want turned into a toadstool?
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Edna.
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Did you see what I did to Pia Zadora?
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[LAUGHS]
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Edna. would you please shut up?
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Don't listen to her. Harry.
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It's not like it was in the old days.
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There aren't any bubbling caldrons
and broomsticks.
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Kim. listen to me. We've got to talk.
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-I don't care....
-Sir.
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IPANTINGI
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There's a sleazy reporter
on his way here.
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-How sleazy?
-He drives a convertible hearse.
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-Got it. Guard. let her out.
KIM: Where are we going?
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We'll go to my office. Come on.
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Sir. he's coming in.
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May I?
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-Your Honor. Ha-ha-ha.
-Hi.
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Uh-- Uh. bag lady.
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Yes. yes. yes.
I know it's Halloween night.
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I have tried every store in town.
You must have something left.
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-Dan?
-Those damn Smurfs again.
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Hey. Dan. I just. uh....
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No need to explain. Harry.
I've had to do it a few times myself.
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-I'll keep an eye out for Mire. sir.
-Thank you. Bull.
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[SIGHSI
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Are you really a witch?
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OkaY-
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Not bad. What was that?
254
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A flash paper thing
from the magic store. huh?
255
00:15:26,436 --> 00:15:28,396
It wasn't a trick. Harry.
256
00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:30,441
Okay. it wasn't a trick.
257
00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:34,127
So do you want a eye-of-newt.
toe-of-frog sandwich. huh?
258
00:15:34,311 --> 00:15:37,371
-Harry.
-Some folks louse it up with mayonnaise.
259
00:15:37,547 --> 00:15:39,237
[BOTH YELLI
260
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,853
That's funny. I thought I left
my mystic sports coat at the cleaners.
261
00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:49,515
Harry. would you please
pay attention for a minute?
262
00:15:51,727 --> 00:15:53,717
You really believe you're a witch. right?
263
00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,760
It's not what I believe...
264
00:15:56,932 --> 00:15:58,522
...it's what I am.
265
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,000
What I've always been.
266
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,598
Well. you wanna know what I believe?
267
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:08,427
I believe that you are the best thing
that has happened to me in a long time.
268
00:16:08,608 --> 00:16:12,738
And I'm gonna fight like hell
before I even think about giving you up.
269
00:16:15,549 --> 00:16:17,879
Oh. Harry.
270
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:20,021
-Hello. hello. hello.
-Aah. aah!
271
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,677
Cough. cough. Harder. harder.
272
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:22,905
[KIM COUGHSI
273
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,420
I think she's gonna be okay.
274
00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:26,461
A little kaiser roll in the windpipe.
275
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,386
Had to do the Heimlich maneuver.
276
00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:31,502
I thought the Heimlich maneuver
was applied from the other side?
277
00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:34,685
Uh. well. it was a-- A crisis. I panicked.
278
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:38,457
Your Honor.
that reporter is standing right there.
279
00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:40,897
Thank you for that update.
Miss Sullivan.
280
00:16:41,073 --> 00:16:42,443
What's going on in here?
281
00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:44,797
Yeah. I was just wondering
the same thing.
282
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:50,676
Heh. a judge. a witch
and this mysterious kaiser roll.
283
00:16:50,848 --> 00:16:52,008
Kaiser roll?
284
00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:56,011
It's a long story. It involves phlegm.
You wouldn't wanna hear it.
285
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:58,854
-I would.
-Hit the street. Mire.
286
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,850
Well. I'd hate to leave
without getting all the facts.
287
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:06,023
I mean. a judge and a witch
in a compromising position.
288
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,293
I'd hate to speculate.
289
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,731
-Listen. you--
-Let's tell him everything. Harry.
290
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:12,627
Come on. spill it. I can take shorthand.
291
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,030
You want the dirt. right?
292
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,220
[LAUGHS]
293
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,492
I love that word.
294
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,473
Will sand do?
295
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,035
That's where Harry and I first met.
In a sandbox.
296
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,683
I love it already.
297
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:28,214
His sister was in my second grade class.
298
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,250
Second grade class.
299
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,436
[LAUGHS]
300
00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:34,907
Second grade class?
301
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:37,415
You said you wanted the truth.
didn't you?
302
00:17:37,587 --> 00:17:40,487
Yeah. well. not if it's boring.
303
00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:46,561
And one day Harry forgot his lunch money.
so I loaned him some.
304
00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:49,053
Now he's just returning the favor.
305
00:17:49,232 --> 00:17:52,132
Giving me a little free legal advice.
306
00:17:52,302 --> 00:17:55,202
Just friends helping friends.
307
00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:59,142
Friends helping friends?
308
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,839
This is depressing.
309
00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:04,782
Yeah. it is depressing.
310
00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:08,075
Because I enjoyed our visit.
311
00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:10,811
And who knows when we'll ever see
each other again? Heh.
312
00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:15,015
Look. I got a deadline
in a couple of hours.
313
00:18:15,191 --> 00:18:19,531
Can't you slap him
with a paternity suit or something? Huh?
314
00:18:23,431 --> 00:18:24,591
-Come on. Mire.
-Huh?
315
00:18:24,765 --> 00:18:26,055
I'll take you to men's detention.
316
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:28,002
There's a guy
who thinks he's Joan Crawford.
317
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,067
No kidding.
318
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:33,060
Don't mention the book.
319
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,399
He's still bitter.
320
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,800
Uh. do you want me to take her back
down to Holding?
321
00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:42,739
Give us a couple of minutes. huh. Flo?
322
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:43,944
Fine.
323
00:18:44,115 --> 00:18:47,675
I'll be here in the hall
waxing my legs.
324
00:18:49,454 --> 00:18:51,014
That was close.
325
00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:58,156
Don't suppose I could ask you
to give up witchcraft?
326
00:18:58,697 --> 00:19:00,857
Harry. it's not my hobby.
327
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:03,431
It's my life.
328
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,731
I could never ask you to give up your life.
329
00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:10,001
And I could never ask you
to give up yours.
330
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:14,495
I lied. Give up your life.
331
00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:16,604
|can't.
332
00:19:25,754 --> 00:19:28,724
-Happy Halloween?
-Right.
333
00:19:30,323 --> 00:19:33,723
-Bye. Harry.
-Bye. Kim.
334
00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:36,854
Suppose--
335
00:19:37,262 --> 00:19:39,362
Suppose you walk out one night...
336
00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:42,591
...and there was this message
blazing across the sky...
337
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:47,497
...or there's a burning bush
and it's got my name on it.
338
00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:51,836
You'd be the first one I'd call.
339
00:19:53,011 --> 00:19:54,601
Fine.
340
00:19:55,078 --> 00:20:00,978
Just as long as we're clear on that.
341
00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:04,149
[SO BS]
342
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:14,986
[SIGHSI
343
00:20:26,441 --> 00:20:27,911
So. what do you think?
344
00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:32,096
l"JEEPERS CREEPERS"
PLAYING ON RADIO]
345
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,744
Hey. Bull. do you hear that music?
346
00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,038
It sounds just like....
347
00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:41,849
BULL:
The Velvet Fog.
348
00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:01,574
[MUSIC STOPS]
349
00:21:02,343 --> 00:21:06,643
Not the real thing
but an incredible simulation.
350
00:21:06,814 --> 00:21:08,614
You better be smiling under that.
351
00:21:08,782 --> 00:21:10,652
lam.
352
00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:12,478
Liar.
353
00:21:13,052 --> 00:21:14,612
Sir. I don't wanna be nosy.
354
00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:20,275
You were saying?
355
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:22,360
Sir. you've got to forget her.
356
00:21:22,528 --> 00:21:26,228
I know how much she meant.
but you've got to put her out of your mind.
357
00:21:26,398 --> 00:21:27,958
You're right. Miss Sullivan.
358
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:31,333
And that costume really helps a lot.
359
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:36,470
[TIRES SCREECHINGI
360
00:21:48,452 --> 00:21:50,082
Cou|d-- Could we make this fast?
361
00:21:50,254 --> 00:21:54,564
I gotta go home and change
for a costume party after this.
362
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:57,549
BULL:
Excuse me.
363
00:21:57,726 --> 00:21:58,816
[BULL CLEARS THROAT]
364
00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:06,601
Uh. anybody want punch?
365
00:22:06,769 --> 00:22:08,429
Yeah. Bull. I'll have some.
366
00:22:11,238 --> 00:22:12,968
BULL:
How did he know it was me?
367
00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:17,099
You played hockey before
the mandatory helmet rule. didn't you?
368
00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:39,390
Happy?
369
00:22:39,564 --> 00:22:43,694
Well. I guess
he isn't such a bad egg after all.
370
00:22:45,336 --> 00:22:49,326
ls everybody hungry for pumpkin pizza?
371
00:22:49,506 --> 00:22:52,066
Great costume. Ouon Le. Why a spider?
372
00:22:52,576 --> 00:22:54,636
Wasn't there one in that nursery rhyme?
373
00:22:54,812 --> 00:22:57,982
"Along came a spider
and sat down beside her...
374
00:22:58,148 --> 00:23:00,008
...and frightened Miss Muffett away."
375
00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:12,492
The first person
to touch my tuffet dies.
376
00:23:54,671 --> 00:23:56,671
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