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[CHATTERINGI
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Guess who.
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All right. you creep. hands off.
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-Argh. Christine. he's snapping my neck.
-Bull. let him go.
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It's my father.
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Oh. sorry. It's the '80s. I've been edgy.
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Daddy. are you all right?
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I'm okay.
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-What's his problem?
-Didn't you read?
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They found him up north buried in the ice
along with that dinosaur that leveled Tokyo.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh. now I remember. They're all nuts.
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Hey. Mr. Sullivan. how you been?
Good to see you.
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Harry Stone. Hi.
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Especially that one.
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-Sir. take a seat. Sorry.
-Yes. Dad.
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Well. I don't have much time.
I'm just here meeting somebody.
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Meeting who?
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Uh. a woman. I have a date tonight.
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-You got a date?
-Christine. please sit down.
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Daddy. you got a date?
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[LAUGHS]
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Kids.
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Oh. Daddy. I'm so happy for you.
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Christina. please.
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Yeah. don't waste good saliva
on a relative.
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What is the reason
for this fiesta of affection here?
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-Tell him.
-None of his business.
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-It's his first date in eight years.
-I guess I was wrong.
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Ah. don't worry about it.
We're the sensitive. understanding types.
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-Yeah. I got your sensitivity right here.
-Daddy. don't be so touchy.
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Sometimes you have to share
your personal life with other human beings.
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You haven't been with a woman
in eight years?
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You notice I use the term
"human beings."
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Ha. ha. you haven't been
with a woman in eight years?
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What is it to you?
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Nothing.
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Just remember how Dorothy
found the Tin Man.
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Jack. there you are.
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I get off about 10 and I brought clothes
so you can just pick me up here. okay?
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-Fine.
-Till then?
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Yeah. right.
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Daddy. she can't be
more than 30 years old.
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-Hmm.
-Uh. better ask the Wizard for two hearts.
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If you make it to the Emerald City.
you're gonna need them.
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This court finds the defendant guilty
of assault. three days suspended.
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And. Mrs. Longo. remember...
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...we all want Springsteen tickets
just as much as you do.
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But next time.
wait in line like everyone else...
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...don't try to break in with a lead cane.
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Flo.
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JACK:
Psst. psst.
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Psst. psst. psst.
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Uh. sir. if I could have just a minute?
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It's a little early for a recess.
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Psst. psst. psst.
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But since we do have
a life-threatening emergency here.
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-Ten minutes.
CHRISTINE: Thank you. sir.
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Psst. psst....
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Our dollars could have prevented
that tragedy.
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Oh. Daddy.
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-I forgot how.
-Give me this.
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-Stand still.
-I can't. I'm nervous.
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It's the first time I been out
since your mother died.
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Well. I think it's terrific.
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It's about time
you started seeing someone.
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Thank God your mother's not alive
to hear that.
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Oh. daddy. stop feeling guilty.
You're just looking for companionship.
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After all. it's been eight years.
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I could have waited an even decade.
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There.
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Are you sure you wanna
wear a tux to dinner tonight?
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Your mother always liked me in a tux.
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You're not going out
with Mama tonight. Daddy.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Go for the gold.
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Oh. I get it.
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-Daddy.
-I'm nervous.
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-I know. I know. Just think "bicycle."
-What?
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I know this sound silly. but going out with
a woman tonight is like riding a bicycle.
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Once you learn how.
you never forget.
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Oh. yeah.
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-I guess you're right.
-Yeah.
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Hello. Jack.
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JACK:
Oh.
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I just never had a 10-speed before.
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May I say. you look absolutely lovely.
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Well. thank you. And so do you.
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Ooh. I love a man in a tux.
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So did my dead wife.
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You're gonna have oodles of fun.
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[MAN CLEARS THROAT]
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All rise.
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Be seated.
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I'm sorry. I'm late.
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[CHRISTINE SIGHSI
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Ready to go. sir.
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-Everything all right. Miss Sullivan?
-No. sir. it's not.
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It's my father.
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You have to lace up his shoes
for him this morning? Ha. ha.
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This isn't a laughing matter. Dan.
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I called his landlady.
Dad didn't come home last night.
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-Maybe he got sick.
-Maybe he got in an accident.
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Maybe he got lucky.
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Well. it was either me or Dan.
I figured you'd rather hear it from me.
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Oh. come on. Miss Sullivan.
your dad's a big boy.
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I'm sure he's fine.
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Aren't you the one who was concerned
he wasn't getting enough companionship?
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Sorry. sir.
It's just it never occurred to me...
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...that there was really
a chance he might get....
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Go ahead. I dare you.
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Temporary lodgings.
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I love it when you get wordy.
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How about we get on
with the proceedings?
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-Mac?
-Yeah.
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Uh. first case. Your Honor.
People v. Everybody...
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...in Grammercy Apartment Building
on 53rd and Madison.
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What's the charge?
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Indecent exposure.
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lnvading people's privacy,
that's what's indecent.
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Uh. Your Honor. all of these
are residents of what is. uh. termed...
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...a "c|othing-optiona|" building.
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-Oh. they're nudists.
-No.
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That's an archaic term
that conjures up images...
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...of airbrushed families
playing volleyball in the sun.
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We...are naturalists.
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We...are within our rights.
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They...were in the buffski.
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On the roof. in clear view
of six other buildings.
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We were all just minding our own business
when the police helicopter landed.
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Somebody tell me
the part about the helicopter?
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I will. Your Honor.
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-And you are?
-Angela.
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Right.
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You're with them?
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-You don't wear....
-A thing.
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Except when I'm playing tennis.
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I mean. you have to use sneakers.
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Otherwise. you get no suction.
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Hose him down if you have to. Mac.
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The building is a co-op...
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...and the tenants have incorporated
as a clothing-optional dwelling.
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Yeah. refresh my memory. counselor...
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...what they do inside is their business...
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...what they do outside is ours.
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But the sun is outside.
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Can you imagine what our air conditioning
bills would be like if it weren't?
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Court finds the defendants
guilty as charged.
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Fifty-dollar fine. suspended.
Just don't do it again. okay. people?
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They found us guilty of nudity.
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And in the naked city yet.
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Talk about your irony.
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-What do we got next. Mac?
-More sex. sir.
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I sense a theme.
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Yeah. we got some prostitution
and some soliciting of a prostitute.
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And as the prostitute?
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MAC: Tonight starring Mary Jankowitz.
alias Easy Mary.
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Hi. Easy.
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Oh. ha. ha. pleased to meet you.
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The p|easure's all mine.
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Ah. ha. ha. It could be.
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Not for all the tea in--
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And charged
with patronizing a prostitute...
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...Jack Sullivan. a|ias--
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Alias Christine's father.
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Daddy. What happened?
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I got caught with a hooker.
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Parents say the darndest things.
don't they?
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[HARRY SIGHSI
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-Mac. get the arrest report on this one. huh?
-Yes. sir.
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You were right. Jack.
she does have your eyes.
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I'll have your eyes.
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Whoa. Zsa Zsa.
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You ever see Cat People?
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Miss Sullivan. I can understand why you'd
find this situation a little upsetting but--
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A little upsetting?
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Getting a run in your pantyhose
is a little upsetting.
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This is like choking on your own vomit!
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HeY-
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I got family here tonight.
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Yeah. Boo-hoo.
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Miss Sullivan.
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Miss Sullivan. you do know that I'm gonna
have to disqualify you from this case.
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You don't have to teach me
the law. buster.
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Uh. I'll be passing out copies of her résumé
during the recess.
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What are you. nuts?
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I do not wish to discuss it. Christine.
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You do not wish to discuss it?
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Flo. Bull. take the two down the holding.
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We're gonna have to continue
your case until the next shift.
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Take a short recess.
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Sir. there's about a dozen
naked people in your office.
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Let's make that a long recess.
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If you'll excuse me...
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...|'|| be in my office.
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She doesn't have an office.
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-Your Honor.
-I suppose you're gonna bring up...
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-...the naked people in my office.
-Yes. sir. It was on my mind.
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It's that group from the clothing-optional
building that was here a few minutes ago.
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They're staging a protest.
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All of them?
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She's in there too. Dan.
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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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-Well?
-You got a new rug. didn't you?
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Excuse me. Flo.
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Um. I'll get some bandages.
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In case they start sticking to the leather.
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ANGELA:
Hello. Your Honor.
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Look at me.
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[ANGELA CHUCKLESI
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If I'm not out in five minutes...
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...give me a half an hour.
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Uh-huh.
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CHRISTINE:
Thank you.
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l|NMATES HOOTINGI
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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So. what's new?
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"There is no new thing under the sun."
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That's from Ecclesiastes.
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Yeah. where the hell were you last night?
That's from me.
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-I don't wanna discuss it.
-You don't wanna discuss it?
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Daddy. look. I wanna discuss it.
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I'm not trying to pry, Daddy,
but I am the only family you've got...
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...and I care about what happens to you.
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Stop. I'm getting dizzy!
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Daddy. look.
whatever happened last night...
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...no matter how sickening or disgusting.
it's your business.
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-But--
-But you're just curious.
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-No. I'm not.
-Yes. you are.
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-No. I'm not.
-Yes. you are.
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No. I'm not. Yes. I am!
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Christina...
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...I love you
more than anything else in the world...
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...but this is none of your business.
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OkaY-
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I'll leave you alone then.
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I've seen that look before.
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Joan Crawford. Queen Bee.
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[MAN GRUNTSI
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Yvonne Craig. Mars Needs Women.
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Oh.
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[ANGELA LAUGHING]
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Oh. judge. you are a real card.
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Well. thank you. thank you. thank you.
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-Sleeves.
-I beg your pardon?
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That's why there's no really great
naked magicians.
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Oh. Yes. sir. You want me to call the police
and have these people arrested?
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Oh. why bother? They'll probably
just get bored and leave on their own. huh?
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Sir. may I?
250
00:14:17,369 --> 00:14:18,799
Dan. I know.
251
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:23,071
You've been training
your whole life for this moment.
252
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:27,265
I will give you my car.
253
00:14:28,113 --> 00:14:32,113
Go ahead. see if you can talk
a little sense into them.
254
00:14:44,028 --> 00:14:48,088
If we lack evidence later.
don't come crying to me.
255
00:14:52,536 --> 00:14:55,896
Come on in. We're just hanging out.
256
00:14:57,975 --> 00:15:00,095
So you are.
257
00:15:01,946 --> 00:15:03,706
IWHISTLINGI
258
00:15:08,819 --> 00:15:12,219
-Here you go. Mac.
-Oh. thanks. Bull.
259
00:15:12,589 --> 00:15:14,989
-I thought you hated the new Coke.
-Oh. it's not for me.
260
00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:16,318
[DOOR OPENS]
261
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:17,822
ANGELA:
Anyway. Mr. Fielding...
262
00:15:17,993 --> 00:15:23,233
...that's how to jump real high
for those overhead shots.
263
00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,389
Yeah. okay.
264
00:15:26,769 --> 00:15:28,099
Thanks. kids. See you later.
265
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,530
[BREATHING HEAVILYI
266
00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,308
Now. Mac.
267
00:15:46,055 --> 00:15:47,715
I owe you.
268
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,963
Your Honor. I just don't understand it.
269
00:15:54,128 --> 00:15:57,328
My father has never had a secret from me
in my whole life.
270
00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,996
Well. that could be. but--
271
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,658
But on the other hand. if he did.
you wouldn't have known about it. right?
272
00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:05,425
What's your point?
273
00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:09,506
Well. we all keep secrets.
Everybody needs a little privacy.
274
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,907
Discretion is a better part of valor.
275
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,140
Stuff like that.
276
00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:17,823
I think my father's right.
I think you're all nuts.
277
00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:23,476
We do our best.
278
00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:30,375
I just bought lunch for our regular scum.
279
00:16:31,097 --> 00:16:33,027
Petty cash owes me.
280
00:16:33,632 --> 00:16:35,032
[DAN SIGHSI
281
00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:36,231
What happened?
282
00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:39,842
We held a little taste test
that got out of hand.
283
00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:41,195
Never mind.
284
00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:44,174
-Let's go.
-What the hell's going on?
285
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:46,443
I don't know.
I'm just the muscle on this one.
286
00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:52,248
-Your Honor?
-I couldn't think of anything else to do.
287
00:16:52,418 --> 00:16:54,818
I just wanted to hear what happened.
288
00:16:54,987 --> 00:16:58,477
I'm curious as to what happened myself.
289
00:16:58,657 --> 00:16:59,887
Marjorie.
290
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:04,148
Listen. about last night.
I'd really like to talk about it.
291
00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:06,019
You really wanna talk about it?
292
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:09,757
You really wanna talk
about what happened last night?
293
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,855
Uh. maybe this isn't the right place.
294
00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,097
Oh. don't mind us.
295
00:17:14,272 --> 00:17:16,902
Go ahead. spill your guts.
296
00:17:17,075 --> 00:17:22,065
What you did to me last night.
no man has ever done to me before.
297
00:17:22,881 --> 00:17:24,981
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
298
00:17:25,984 --> 00:17:28,584
Wait a minute.
This is my father you're talking about.
299
00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:32,252
Not some two-bit hustler off the street.
300
00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:34,023
What did you do to her last night?
301
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:37,060
I'll tell you what he did.
He deserted me. that's what he did.
302
00:17:37,226 --> 00:17:40,386
We were having dinner. he got up.
he walked out. he never came back.
303
00:17:40,563 --> 00:17:43,433
He left me stuck with the bill.
Ninety-five dollars.
304
00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:47,129
Yeah. well.
at least he dumped you in a nice place.
305
00:17:48,938 --> 00:17:51,908
Marjorie. I'd like to try to explain.
306
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:53,497
Good night. Jack.
307
00:17:53,675 --> 00:17:55,335
Marjorie. listen to me.
308
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:59,339
I really wanted us to have a good time
last night. I really did.
309
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:04,382
There I was in a glamorous restaurant
with an extremely beautiful girl at my side--
310
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,681
So you decided to leave. How romantic.
311
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,748
Marjorie. I'm afraid I left
long before I walked out.
312
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,293
All those confused?
313
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,104
This doesn't make sense.
314
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,256
Have you ever heard
an old song on the radio...
315
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,456
...that reminded you
of a particular time in your life?
316
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:31,168
Or a taste or a smell
that reminded you of a specific moment?
317
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,713
Sure. I have.
318
00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:37,106
Please. go on.
319
00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,918
-Yes. I suppose--
-Oh. it's happened to all of us.
320
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,644
And it happened to me last night.
321
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,260
I heard some glasses clink.
322
00:18:46,423 --> 00:18:48,623
Some glasses clink.
323
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:52,132
Great. He had a fever.
That explains everything.
324
00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:55,815
I know. I know it sounds silly...
325
00:18:55,999 --> 00:18:59,399
...but when we were sitting there
talking last night...
326
00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:02,498
...I heard some glasses clink...
327
00:19:02,671 --> 00:19:05,731
...and I remembered a night.
a long time ago.
328
00:19:06,908 --> 00:19:10,668
It was in the first apartment
that Linda and I had after we were married.
329
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,535
We had just had dinner.
something fried. I think.
330
00:19:13,715 --> 00:19:15,645
She fried
just about everything back then.
331
00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:21,175
I remember I was sitting in the living room
listening to a baseball game on the radio.
332
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,753
Linda was in the kitchen
doing the dishes.
333
00:19:24,391 --> 00:19:29,801
And as I sat there. being lulled to sleep
by the radio announcer's voice...
334
00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:34,133
...I heard the glasses clink
as she washed them.
335
00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:42,269
And I remembered I felt warm
and happy and content.
336
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:46,610
It was as though she had clinked them
together. you know. on purpose...
337
00:19:46,779 --> 00:19:52,339
...as a signal. maybe.
just to let me know she was there.
338
00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:55,148
Just to let me know she cared.
339
00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:56,611
[CHUCKLESI
340
00:19:56,789 --> 00:19:58,259
That's funny. isn't it?
341
00:19:58,424 --> 00:20:03,834
After all the good times. all the bad times
during 35 years of marriage...
342
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:06,156
...I remember some glasses clinking.
343
00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:10,529
I'm just not ready yet.
344
00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:22,167
Anybody got any Tums?
345
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,113
I can't help it.
346
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:30,453
I get emotional. I get gas.
347
00:20:32,889 --> 00:20:38,119
Well. listen. maybe when you are ready...
348
00:20:38,294 --> 00:20:40,854
...we'll just take it slowly. okay?
349
00:20:43,099 --> 00:20:45,429
"Slowly."
350
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,925
What a romantic adverb.
351
00:20:51,274 --> 00:20:53,214
Till later.
352
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,650
Oh. Daddy.
353
00:21:03,886 --> 00:21:06,616
Well. come on. gang.
we gotta go and. uh....
354
00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:09,619
Get those naked people
out of your office.
355
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,262
Right.
356
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:15,964
You two take care.
357
00:21:16,131 --> 00:21:19,001
And. uh. Mr. Sullivan.
remember you're still under arrest...
358
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,827
-...so don't wander off or anything.
-Yes. sir.
359
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,034
Thank you. Your Honor.
360
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,710
Stay away from that nut. Christine.
361
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:29,596
Oh. daddy. ha. ha.
362
00:21:29,777 --> 00:21:31,577
Now tell me about that hooker.
363
00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:34,476
Well. after I left Marjorie.
I wandered around for hours...
364
00:21:34,649 --> 00:21:36,739
...and I ended up in an all-night diner.
365
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:40,077
That's where I ran into Mary.
Been a while since I'd seen her.
366
00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:43,224
-Tsk. Daddy.
-High school to be exact.
367
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,090
We were in the same class.
368
00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:47,859
That's where she got the name Easy.
369
00:21:51,364 --> 00:21:54,564
She was voted most likely to.
370
00:21:55,468 --> 00:21:56,588
Most likely to what?
371
00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:59,900
That was it. "most likely to."
372
00:22:01,241 --> 00:22:03,011
I love you. Daddy.
373
00:22:03,176 --> 00:22:05,076
I love you too. peaches.
374
00:22:05,245 --> 00:22:07,575
Thank you. Thank you very much.
375
00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:08,937
Thank you for helping us.
376
00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:12,375
You made the right decision. Thank you.
Barn door open there.
377
00:22:12,552 --> 00:22:13,612
Thank you.
378
00:22:13,787 --> 00:22:15,717
Thank you all. Thank you very much.
379
00:22:15,889 --> 00:22:19,219
-Thank you. Good night. Angela.
-Good night.
380
00:22:19,392 --> 00:22:21,992
Ah. thanks for the workout. Dan.
381
00:22:22,161 --> 00:22:26,391
I swear. I don't think anybody's
ever made me jog in place...
382
00:22:26,565 --> 00:22:30,425
...for so long in my whole life.
383
00:22:31,603 --> 00:22:33,263
No pain. no gain.
384
00:22:33,438 --> 00:22:34,728
[ANGELA CHUCKLESI
385
00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:41,596
Mr. Lollar.
386
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:44,682
I'll never leave.
387
00:22:44,846 --> 00:22:49,366
Not until our cause
is sung across the land.
388
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:52,821
Also. I wanna finish watching this movie.
389
00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:56,648
Mr. Lollar. it's after 2 a.m. If you could--
390
00:22:56,825 --> 00:23:00,125
Oh. look. it's over.
You made me miss the ending.
391
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,625
Mr. Lollar.
392
00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:04,726
l"STAR-SPANGLED BANNER"
PLAYING ON TV]
393
00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:08,599
Mr. Lollar. this really isn't necessary.
394
00:23:08,769 --> 00:23:12,929
[SINGING]
What so proudly we hail
395
00:23:13,107 --> 00:23:16,097
Some of us more than others.
396
00:23:56,784 --> 00:23:58,794
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397
00:23:58,844 --> 00:24:03,394
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