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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,676 I'm proud of us. 3 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:14,146 Raising money for the Seaford club for boys shows that we have maturity. 4 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,981 - And we are classy. - Yeah. 5 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:18,751 - How much we got in the fart jar? - Yeah! 6 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:20,552 We made a lot of money by making people 7 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:24,289 put a dollar in the jar every time they ripped one. 8 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:25,058 Wait, what? 9 00:00:25,089 --> 00:00:28,127 I've been paying a dollar to fart in the jar. 10 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,595 (Wind hissing) 11 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:32,664 - Ah! - Oh, my eyes are burning! 12 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,635 Guys? 13 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,771 I've got big news. 14 00:00:38,773 --> 00:00:41,607 Your mother started dressing you again? 15 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,542 Yes. 16 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:47,046 And I'm buying a boat! 17 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,213 Boom! 18 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:53,285 Picture us out on the boat going over the waves, up and down, 19 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:58,824 up and down, up and down, up and... (Vomits) 20 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:01,927 Why did you take me out on such a windy day? 21 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,864 All I need is another 1,000 bucks and it's mine! 22 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:09,334 Guys, I just counted it. We have $1,100. 23 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:10,335 Ooh, thank you. 24 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:13,038 Hey! 25 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,841 We promised that money to the Seaford club for boys. 26 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,177 It's an after-school hang-out for troubled kids. 27 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,179 Yeah, we're buying them all-new furniture for their rec room. 28 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:23,282 - They don't have any. - You guys need $1,000 for furniture? 29 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:26,819 For $100, I can get you some beautiful stuff. 30 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:31,957 My cousin owns the largest hakmakistan furniture store in all of California. 31 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,626 Wait, your cousin is furniture Frank? 32 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:38,130 Oh, I love his commercials! That guy's crazy. 33 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:43,635 People tell me that my prices are so low that I'm crazy! 34 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:47,272 But if I was crazy, would I do this?! 35 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,609 Ahhhh! 36 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,378 I'm eating my beard! 37 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,281 Ahhhh! 38 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,618 Eating his beard like that helps him sell furniture? 39 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,953 No, he's actually crazy. 40 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,798 Well, this is perfect. 41 00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:08,227 The delinquents get their furniture and I get my boat. 42 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:11,330 (Whistling) 43 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:20,839 - Uh, Joan, that's a $100 bill. - Yeah, do you need change for that? 44 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,007 No. 45 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,810 Just did some crop Dustin'. 46 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,781 What's crop dust... 47 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:32,284 All: Oh! Oh my! 48 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,253 Oh! 49 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,756 Don't you get all tough with me 50 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,192 I'm saying, won't you 51 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,194 go kick it with me? 52 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,996 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 53 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,864 - that's just how we do - Come on 54 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,233 and no matter how much I chop and punch 55 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:51,170 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 56 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,905 here we go, let's start the party 57 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:55,207 chop it up like it's karate 58 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,875 everybody 59 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,210 won't you 60 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,045 come kick it with me? 61 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,314 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 62 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,917 - that's just how we do - Come on 63 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:06,385 and no matter how much I chop and punch 64 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,454 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 65 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:20,332 I was this close to landing in a club for delinquent boys myself. 66 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,234 Really? What'd you do? 67 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:26,305 I walked my dog and I didn't pick up after him. 68 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:32,144 I felt so guilty I went back the next day, but it was too late. 69 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:35,214 There was already a footprint in it. 70 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:42,721 And it was the footprint of a baby! 71 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,359 Guys, it was an honor to donate this furniture. 72 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,428 We would have come last Tuesday when it was delivered, 73 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,830 but we were on a boat tubin'. 74 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,832 For charity. 75 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:57,970 Uh, see, there's this group called, uh... 76 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:00,472 Tubing for tots. 77 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:04,076 Yeah, we tube for tots that can't tube for themselves. 78 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,279 Uh, I'd like to say a few words. 79 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:13,986 Although this is a club for delinquent boys, let our selfless generosity 80 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:16,488 be a beacon of light in your empty lives. 81 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,458 Dude, our lives aren't empty. 82 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:24,263 See, already making a difference. 83 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,497 Buh-bye. 84 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,066 Oh! 85 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,403 Dude, look what you did to our beautiful chair, man. 86 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,938 You broke it! 87 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:37,309 That thing cost us, like, 20... hundred bucks. 88 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,344 I didn't do anything, man. 89 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,513 This thing's got termites crawling out of it. 90 00:04:41,544 --> 00:04:42,314 Oh, boo-hoo. 91 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:45,217 One chair out of all the furniture we gave you has termites. 92 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,451 Oh! 93 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,560 Oh, boo-hoo, every single piece of furniture we gave you has termites. 94 00:04:57,411 --> 00:04:59,931 Guys, we have got to hurry. Let's get this furniture out of here 95 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,067 before the termites spread to the rest of the house. 96 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:05,037 Oh, relax, that's never going to happen, Jack. 97 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,444 Out of my way! Senseis and boat owners first! 98 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:23,288 Rudy, dude, we got the estimate to repair the boys' club. 99 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,859 - Oh. - And here's the bill to fumigate. 100 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,028 Oh, this one should be a little better. 101 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:34,399 I mean, how much can it cost to kill a couple of buuuaa... 102 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:39,037 Kill a couple of buaaaaaa... 103 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,039 - Rudy, it's gonna be all right. - No, it's not, man. 104 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,408 It's gonna take us years to raise this kind of money. 105 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,450 Well, we don't have years. 106 00:05:44,456 --> 00:05:46,845 If the money's not in place by midnight tomorrow, 107 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,014 the city's going to condemn the building and auction off the property. 108 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:52,017 Oh, problem solved. Thank you, city. 109 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,418 Rudy! 110 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,954 I'm sure it's going to work out for 'em. 111 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,357 There's thousands of places for them to go after school. 112 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:02,060 Sorry, guys, there's absolutely no place for them to go after school. 113 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,498 You don't bring delinquents into your home. 114 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,101 - You can't trust 'em. - Well... 115 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:11,937 Shoo! Shoo! 116 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,473 Rudy, Rudy, you can't do that, man. 117 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,575 You're right. They might try to steal the broom. 118 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,945 Rudy, I think you're overreacting. 119 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,279 No, I am not. 120 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,448 I remember the delinquent from my school. 121 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,884 Don't ask me how, but he was always running around the school 122 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,053 blowing up toilets. You couldn't trust him. 123 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,654 Oh, yeah, and you think these kids are like him? 124 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:33,258 (Toilet explodes) 125 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,096 Yes. Yes, I do. 126 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,065 We've got to get these kids out of here. They're going to destroy this place. 127 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,533 If we don't raise the money to fix their club, 128 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,368 they're going to be here all the time. 129 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,504 How are we going to raise $13,000? 130 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,072 What are we going to do? We gonna do a bake sale? 131 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,074 A carwash? Telethon? 132 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,109 Ooh, actually, a telethon could work. 133 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,412 We could air it on public-access TV. 134 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:54,965 I can't think with all your yapping! 135 00:06:54,996 --> 00:06:58,583 I could get rock star Izzy Gunnar and some of his famous friends to perform. 136 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,352 Aw, that would get people to donate! 137 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,254 And then we'll get all the money we need! 138 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:05,357 I've got it! We're having a telethon. 139 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,359 (Explosion) 140 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:10,362 Let's work fast, everybody. We're down to one stall! 141 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,330 Go! 142 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,698 No matter how much I chop and punch 143 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,468 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 144 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,474 (Pins dropping) 145 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,310 I wish Rudy didn't make us watch these kids. 146 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,379 They've been messing with me all day. 147 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:29,247 Ah. 148 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,551 Look at this. 149 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,252 Maybe it wasn't them. 150 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,988 Hey, Phil, have you been putting worms in your hot dogs? 151 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,490 Of course not. 152 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,492 You know how expensive worms are? 153 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,461 Okay, maybe it was them. 154 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:45,464 Look, bro, the only reason why they're messing with you 155 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,399 is because you expect the worst out of them. 156 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:49,000 And that's what they're going to give you. 157 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,645 See, whereas I treat them with respect and kindness... 158 00:07:52,676 --> 00:07:54,439 Here's your ball, sir. 159 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,308 And that's what I get back. 160 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,742 Thanks, little buddy. 161 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,048 Hey, why do you have quick-dry cement? 162 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,586 Ahhh! 163 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,225 - No reason. - (Both laugh) 164 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,498 Mc: Ladies and gentlemen, 165 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,767 welcome to the Seaford club for boys telethon! 166 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:27,038 And here's your host, Rudy Gillespie! 167 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,375 Thank you! Thank you very much. 168 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,377 Tonight we're here for a good cause... 169 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,713 To help some troubled boys. 170 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,382 Can we bring the lights down just a little bit? 171 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:40,452 Up a little bit? 172 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:45,323 Every year, millions of troubled boys 173 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:49,628 lose their clubs to termite-infested furniture. 174 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:53,265 Don't look that up. It's super true. 175 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:56,735 But tonight, me, Izzy Gunnar and a few of his celebrity friends 176 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,504 are going to raise $13,000 177 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:02,440 to save the Seaford club for boys. 178 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,409 And how are we going to do it? 179 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,478 (Piano playing) 180 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,414 A little song, a little dance 181 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:12,651 A little seltzer down my pants... 182 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,086 - (Bottle hissing) - Hoo, that's cold. 183 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:19,257 Tell your friends, tell your family 184 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,160 Telephone us now, give us your money... 185 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,495 (Phone rings) 186 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:26,097 Ooh, I wonder who this could be. 187 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,733 $100 donation?! 188 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,602 Thanks, real person. 189 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:34,139 Tell everyone that it's finally on! 190 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,607 It's time for the Seaford club for boys 191 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,609 Full of delinquent kids who have a termite infestation 192 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:41,746 Telethon! 193 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,450 With me, Rudy! 194 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:49,421 (Tepid applause) 195 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,457 All right, let's see how much my opening number brought in. 196 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,825 What do we got, Phil? 197 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,529 Your friends did not call or your family 198 00:09:57,531 --> 00:10:00,332 No one telephoned, we got no money. 199 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:02,200 Phil! 200 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:08,406 All right, and now the moment you've all been waiting for. 201 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:12,477 Please welcome my celebrity friends! 202 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,313 (Drum roll) 203 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,781 My celebrity friends! 204 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,316 (Drum roll) 205 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:22,387 - Celebrity friends! - (Drum roll) 206 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:29,828 Izzy called. He and all his friends are stuck in the airport in Chicago. 207 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,597 They're not coming. 208 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,669 Tell your friends, tell your family 209 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,905 Telephone us now, give us your money! 210 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,440 (Crying) 211 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,709 We're in so much trouble. 212 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:53,518 We have 50 minutes to raise $13,000 213 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,353 and we've got no acts. 214 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,921 You do realize this means the delinquents 215 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,824 will be at my dojo every day. What are we going to do? 216 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,427 We're going to rally together and get through this. 217 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,529 We don't need celebrities. We've got tons of talent 218 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,264 right here in our own backyard. 219 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,900 (Piano playing) 220 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,535 What? 221 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:14,739 This song goes out to a special guy named Gary. 222 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:19,911 So if you're a special guy named Gary, give me a call. I'd love to meet you. 223 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,749 You don't even have to be special or even named Gary. 224 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,452 Any man with a phone will do. 225 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:35,193 Wow, Johnny, that's some really nice tinkling, huh? 226 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,930 Now let's give the people what they paid for, huh? 227 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,407 (Stops playing momentarily) 228 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,822 (Laughs) 229 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,423 Ooh. 230 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,492 Oh. 231 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,716 Isn't she something?! 232 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,385 - That is Joan Malone! - (Piano stops) 233 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,788 (Scattered applause) 234 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,925 All right, let's check our big tote board. 235 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,761 We had 15 before that last act, 236 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,897 and now we have... 237 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,432 $8?! 238 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,435 How did we lose $7? 239 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,571 A guy named Gary called. He wanted his money back. 240 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,942 Kickin' it with you! 241 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,043 - Hup! - Ha! 242 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,345 - Hup! - Yah! 243 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,094 - Hup! - Ha! 244 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,112 All right, guys. Great job. Keep up the work. 245 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,419 Uh, dude, why do you have two bowling balls? 246 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,855 Oh, I glued this one to the my other hand to balance me out. 247 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:14,692 You know, without it, I just kept walking in circles. 248 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:18,463 Yo, you're actually doing karate with these monsters? 249 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,798 Dude, they're not monsters. 250 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,633 I saw something in them that you didn't see. 251 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,469 If you channel their energy in a constructive way, 252 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,504 they're too preoccupied to get into trouble. 253 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,773 They're actually really great kids. 254 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,610 Sorry about the bowling ball. 255 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,679 If we just found a way to channel our energy 256 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:38,383 in a constructive way, we'd be too preoccupied to get into trouble. 257 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,652 Yeah, we're actually great kids. 258 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:46,558 Hey, guys, let's hit this rock wall you wanted to try. 259 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,594 So it's really simple. You just got to pick a grip and climb your way up. 260 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,464 Okay. 261 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,248 (Grunts) 262 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:58,970 Now it gets a little trickier once you get near the top 263 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,573 because... Whoa! 264 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,942 That doesn't usually happen. 265 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,510 Whoa! 266 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,112 You guys loosened the grips, didn't you? 267 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,048 Both: Uh-huh. 268 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,551 - So that means that I'm gonna... - Uh-huh. 269 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,452 Whoa! 270 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,217 Get back! Get back. 271 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,526 I'm never letting you guys mess with me again. 272 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,595 Dude, hold that thought. 273 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:27,031 You've got a giant mosquito on your forehead. 274 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,100 Wait, what? Where? 275 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,572 Did I get it? 276 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:44,415 We have 37 minutes and we've only raised $16. 277 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,653 And that was from a guy who called begging us to end the telethon. 278 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,521 We can still pull this together. 279 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,990 Sure we can, yeah. 280 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,659 Yeah, I don't know. Why don't we just have Phil 281 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:59,564 stick his hand up some dumb doll and try to pass himself off as a ventriloquist? 282 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,733 Oh, hello, Herbert. 283 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,538 Why don't you tell these nice people something about yourself? 284 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,140 No! 285 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,443 Come on, Herbert. You promised to be nice today. 286 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,681 And you promised to stop dancing in front of me in your underpants. 287 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,952 Hey, Herbert, come on, man. That was only one time. 288 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,754 One time was all it took. 289 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:28,059 Now every time I close my eyes, I see it all over again. Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 290 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,494 Okay, stop it. 291 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,662 No, you stop it. 292 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,563 Now you better stop... ow! He bit me. 293 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,465 There's more where that came from! 294 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,468 Ahh! Oh no! 295 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,204 No no no! 296 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,544 (Laughing) Dummies. 297 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,647 Run into the dojo, have Jack put on a show gi. 298 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,083 He can come over here, do one of those karate demos to music. 299 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,551 People love that stuff. 300 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,587 Or I could put on my star-spangled outfit 301 00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,058 and do a high-spirited, patriotic tap routine that will bring down the house. 302 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,560 Ah, I didn't think of that. 303 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,595 Go get Jack! 304 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:14,238 And now another hilarious joke from these popsicles. 305 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,942 (Panting) 306 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:24,983 "Wh-wh-wh-wh... What do you call two wh-wh-wh-wh... 307 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,952 Witches who live together?" 308 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,956 I guess I'll just eat it to get to the punch line. 309 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:43,201 Ha. "Broom-m-m-m-m..." 310 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,837 Sorry, folks. Another brain freeze. 311 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,907 (Blowing) 312 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,512 Uh, "broommates!" 313 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,583 Nothin'? 314 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,752 Really? 315 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,988 Rudy, I brought Jack. 316 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,056 Great, where is he? 317 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,694 What happened? 318 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,262 Walt and Jesse are what happened. 319 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,997 They've been terrorizing us all day. 320 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:16,968 Rudy, there's only one thing we can do. 321 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,704 (Velcro ripping) 322 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,539 Tap! 323 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,242 (Drumbeat) 324 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:28,946 ("Yankee doodle dandy" playing) 325 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:32,250 (Feet tapping) 326 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,158 I don't believe it. We're making money! 327 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,841 (Music stops) 328 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,844 What is wrong with you two? 329 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,913 We're trying to save your club. 330 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,415 No, you're not. We heard what you said in the dojo. 331 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,250 The only reason why you're trying to save the club 332 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,052 is to get rid of us delinquents. 333 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,588 Yeah, you don't even care about us. 334 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,591 (Gasps) How dare you? 335 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,694 I farted in a jar for you! 336 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,597 Yeah, and we gave you furniture. 337 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,599 Cheap furniture full of termites. 338 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,937 Well, we needed the extra money for the boat. 339 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,305 We thought you were different. 340 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:32,310 I mean, you're a sensei. You care about these guys. 341 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,112 We thought you'd care about us too. 342 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,082 But you're just like everybody else. 343 00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,329 Hey, everyone, can I have your attention? 344 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,131 (Piano playing) 345 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,266 The whole reason we're holding this telethon 346 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,202 is to save the Seaford club for boys. 347 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,338 And two of those boys are with us tonight. 348 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,773 Are they bad kids? 349 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,942 Oh, yeah, they're bad. 350 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,146 - The worst! These kids are like... - Rudy. 351 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,849 But it doesn't matter. 352 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,751 We made a commitment. 353 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,853 And when you set out to do something good for someone, 354 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,468 you do it, you follow through. 355 00:19:17,499 --> 00:19:21,392 And you don't buy yourself a really nice boat just to get ladies. 356 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:25,029 And that's why anyone who donates $10 right now 357 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,099 will be entered in a raffle to win this boat. 358 00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,735 It floats in water! 359 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,171 (Phones ringing) 360 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,775 Hello? 361 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:41,012 Oh, that's great news, ma'am. Thank you so much. 362 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,815 Just one second, I'm going to put you on hold. 363 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,853 I think she hung up. 364 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,425 Kickin' it with you. 365 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,228 (Video games beeping) All the new stuff they gave us is really cool. 366 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,697 But do you think they'll ever let us use it? 367 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,433 Oh, I love this place. Do we ever have to leave? 368 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,402 I don't see why. 369 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,704 If I knew how awesome this place was going to be, 370 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,873 I totally would have been a delinquent. 371 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,008 In fact, I'm going to start right now. 372 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:16,013 Ooh ah! Check it out, people. 373 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,115 No coaster! Ha! 374 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:30,027 Oh, who am I kidding?! I don't want to leave a ring! 375 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,931 Hey, guys, thanks for everything you did. 376 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,167 This is really great. 377 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,368 We talked about it. 378 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,037 This isn't just a once-a-year thing. 379 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,373 You guys are welcome at the dojo anytime. 380 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,408 We're sorry we caused so much trouble. 381 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,444 Well, we kind of deserved it. 382 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,212 But we're all even, right? 383 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:52,216 (Toilet explodes) 384 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:55,319 Ha ha! Now we're even! 385 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:06,430 I'm really glad you called after seeing me on the telethon. 386 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,400 You are cute as a button. 387 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,235 (Laughing) 388 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,537 And you are as cute as a kitten. 389 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,473 Oh! (Purrs) 390 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,241 Meow! 391 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,378 - (Purring) - (Meowing) 392 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,947 Okay, I'm starting to feel really uncomfortable. 393 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,482 I don't want to do this anymore. 394 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:28,185 Listen, you better get back down there now. 395 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,387 Do what he says! 396 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,392 Now where were we? 397 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:40,931 (Theme music playing) 398 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:02,620 (Dog growls, barks) 399 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:07,220 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29812

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