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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,578 (Grunting) 3 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,881 Oh! 4 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:18,250 (Panting) 5 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,752 Oh, hey, gross Bob. 6 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:24,523 I just came from a dark, dank place where no man should ever have to go. 7 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,960 Are you talking about stall three in the men's room? 8 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:30,729 Or as I call it, "my place of business." 9 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,631 See, I call it that 'cause I do my business... 10 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,299 no, no, no, I get it. Thank you. 11 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,101 No, I'm talking about this thing. 12 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:39,872 The balls were coming out too fast so I fixed it by reversing the motor. 13 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,907 Ooh, all right. 14 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:44,276 (Motor whirring) 15 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:48,080 Oh, man. 16 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,757 Whoa-oa-oa. 17 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:01,026 What's going on? 18 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,961 New sunset karate class just let out. 19 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,563 We teach it out on the wharf. 20 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,265 It combines the meditative tranquility of karate 21 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,967 with the serenity of a beautiful sunset. 22 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,703 And it's full of hot ladies! 23 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:17,176 (Sniffing) 24 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,179 Yo, this place stinks, man. 25 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,748 Oh, that could be my shoes. 26 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,852 My foot fungus is back with a vengeance. 27 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,621 Whoa, dude. 28 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,223 Yeah, you're gonna have to spray 'em. 29 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,325 Spray 'em? These things are about to blow, man. 30 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:36,161 (Explosion) 31 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,836 Hey. 32 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,737 Hey, do you guys think my job is a loser job? 33 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,607 - Oh, yes. - Absolutely. 34 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:58,016 All right, everybody, we're about to begin moonlight glow bowl. 35 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:01,120 Don't forget to get a free glow-in-the-dark milk shake. 36 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:03,355 Oh, what's a glow-in-the-dark milk shake? 37 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,224 Oh, they're made with a special ingredient that glows in the dark 38 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:06,758 so you always know where your shake is. 39 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,827 (Chuckles) Well, if it's free 40 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,230 I'm gonna drink enough of 'em till I light up like a firefly. 41 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:15,200 It's moonlight glow bowl time. 42 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:19,271 Prepare to see the bowling alley light up in magical illumination. 43 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,140 (Dance music playing) 44 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:23,809 (Groaning) 45 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,978 Oh, I think I overdid it. 46 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,679 I gotta get out of here. 47 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,047 I think I'm gonna hurl. 48 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,215 Jerry: This way, Bob. Follow me. 49 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:31,683 (Groaning) 50 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,018 Which one's you? It's too dark. 51 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,186 I'm right here. 52 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,254 (Rumbling) 53 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,260 Oh, there you are. 54 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:45,197 Man, I hate this job. 55 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:48,667 - (Rock music playing) - Don't you get all tough with me 56 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:52,404 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? 57 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,274 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 58 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,209 that's just how we do 59 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,211 and no matter how much I chop and punch 60 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:02,181 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 61 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:04,216 here we go, let's start the party 62 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,918 chop it up like it's karate 63 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,319 everybody 64 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,822 won't you come kick it with me? 65 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,325 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 66 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,227 that's just how we do 67 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,229 and no matter how much I chop and punch 68 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:20,065 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 69 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:31,376 Oh, hey, Joan. What's going on? 70 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,445 I'll tell you what's going on. 71 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:36,281 The mayor's son is having a birthday party here. 72 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:41,019 I'm in charge, so security is gonna be pretty tight. 73 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,755 Uh, Joan, that guy just stole your sign-up table. 74 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,792 (Chuckles) Oh, well. 75 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,729 Chief of police told me to even get a partner. 76 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,864 So listen up, potential partners. 77 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,200 This is an equal opportunity job. 78 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:59,438 It's based on what you know not what you look like, okay? 79 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,940 Take a hike, shortstop. 80 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,944 Oh, not gonna happen, gramps. 81 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,347 Oh, waaa. 82 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,416 Beat feet, weird eye. 83 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,820 Hello, tall, dark, and hired. 84 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,055 Whoa, oh, oh. 85 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,159 Yo, Joan. 86 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,427 Hey, how about I become your partner? 87 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,496 A new job with some respect is just what I need. 88 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,965 You? Oh, please. 89 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,368 You're not right, you've got no experience. 90 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,270 You're just a kid. 91 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:37,976 Believe me, there's no shortage of people who wanna be my part... 92 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,178 welcome to the force, partner. 93 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:46,351 Let the sunset take you to a tranquil place. 94 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:50,355 Let the gentle sea breeze take your worries away. 95 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:55,160 Let sensei Rudy take you out for a relaxing fajita dinner. 96 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,096 Excuse me, pardon me. 97 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,331 Move! 98 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,500 Milton... 99 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,435 Get your speed walking group out of here. 100 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,370 - Go to the park. - No, you go to the park. 101 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,406 We do our laps here 'cause it has the best views. 102 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:10,309 Yeah, we know, that's why we do our sunset karate class here. 103 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,978 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that pretending to stretch 104 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,847 while checking out chicks was something you could teach. 105 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:19,051 Our class is way more legit than your parade of hip waddlers. 106 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:21,420 - Speed walking is a joke. - How dare you. 107 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,388 I challenge you to a speed walk at the park. 108 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,357 Winner gets to use the wharf courtyard at sunset. 109 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,492 Fine, this Wednesday at 6:00. 110 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,527 I'm gonna take you down. 111 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,961 I'm gonna take you down. 112 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,463 (Snaps) 113 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,431 (Scoffs) 114 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,865 (Grunting) 115 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,934 Ah! Ah! Ah! 116 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,307 (Joan sighs) 117 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:45,077 All right, everyone, calm down. 118 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,411 We're here. 119 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,080 (Chuckles) 120 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:53,418 Now, I want you to know that we take security for the mayor's son very... 121 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,619 (Screams) 122 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:56,421 ...serious. 123 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:01,460 I am chief of police mcgruder. 124 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:06,965 We don't care if you're the pirate prince of penzance. 125 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,633 This is our house, mini mouse. 126 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,436 This is our town, Charlie brown. 127 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:15,474 This is our jurisdiction... 128 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,942 Charlie brown! 129 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,479 All right, you two, starsky, hutch... 130 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,314 I need you to go out to the parking lot 131 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:24,983 and get my bazooka off the roof of my minivan. 132 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:28,553 It's the one with the bazooka on the roof. 133 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,356 Who are you guys? 134 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,657 (Sighs) 135 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,227 - Mall cops. - Mall cops. 136 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:38,263 (Laughing) 137 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,466 Okay, guys, calm down, show a little respect, all right? 138 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:44,569 I requested these two for a special mission. 139 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,906 (Chuckles) Oh, who's laughing now, huh? 140 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:53,111 What is it, sir? Are we going undercover? 141 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,080 You're going caterers. 142 00:06:56,303 --> 00:06:58,183 But I thought we were here to protect and serve? 143 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,351 Oh, you are. 144 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:02,454 You're going to protect the pinata. 145 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,489 And you're going to serve the meatballs. 146 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,023 Where are you going? 147 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:12,030 Well, you don't protect a pinata without a bazooka. 148 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,569 Kickin' it with you 149 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:20,071 I can't wait to beat, Milton. 150 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,473 You're really working those legs hard. 151 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,308 Feel the burn. Feel the burn! 152 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,377 (Heavy breathing) 153 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,414 Mmm. 154 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,482 Whoo! 155 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,250 Spicy. 156 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,455 All right, man, I'm gonna take a five minute break. 157 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:39,458 And them I'm gonna get in to this shish kabob. 158 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,741 Rudy, the race is tomorrow. Do you think you should train? 159 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,196 (Laughing) 160 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,530 It's walking. 161 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,267 Winning's gonna be a piece of cake. 162 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:51,503 Ah! 163 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,605 Rudy, what happened? 164 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:56,041 I just slipped on a piece of cake. 165 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:59,711 Ah, there's my cake. (Laughs) 166 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:02,147 (Groans) 167 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,548 I'm on a new fad diet. 168 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,117 My wife's hiding baked goods all over town 169 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:09,387 so I get my exercise. It's called hide and go sleek. 170 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,390 - Does it work? - Nope. 171 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,361 Jack, I think I sprained my ankle. 172 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,363 You're gonna have to race for us. 173 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:21,433 Well, I guess I better start training then. 174 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:23,001 (Laughing) 175 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,069 Ow, ow. 176 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,256 I'm off to train. 177 00:08:26,287 --> 00:08:28,540 Milton, do you really think you can beat us? 178 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,541 It's walking. 179 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,409 (Wind rushes) 180 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,544 Whoa! 181 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,446 He is really fast. 182 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:37,282 Yeah, he ate the shish right off my kabob. 183 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:45,557 It's my birthday party and you've been swinging at the pinata forever. 184 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,058 Pipe down, birthday boy. 185 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:52,097 I'm one swing away from swimming in choco balls. 186 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,398 (Screams) 187 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,934 (Sreaming) 188 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,506 All right, good luck, hon. 189 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,141 This thing's made out of concrete. 190 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,577 Here you go... oh! 191 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,384 My candy! Mine! 192 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,219 My candy! My candy! My candy! 193 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,388 My candy! Mine! My candy! 194 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,056 - Joan! Joan! - My candy! My candy! 195 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,057 My candy! 196 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,126 - Joan! Joan! - My... what? 197 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,427 Look, it's embarrassing enough that they're using us as waiters, 198 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,828 and now you're making a fool out of yourself. 199 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,165 I wasn't the one caught sucking the icing off of the birthday cake. 200 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,833 Yes, you were. 201 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,468 Oh, yeah. 202 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:34,105 We're mall cops and chief mcgruder thinks we're a joke. 203 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,208 We're the screaming skeletons. Who's ready to rock? 204 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,177 (Cheering) 205 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,579 Who are these guys? 206 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,480 Only the biggest band on the west coast. 207 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:47,485 Ah... I'm digging their vibe. 208 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:51,122 These dudes are funky, fly, fresh. 209 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,392 So you like them? 210 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,095 I don't know. I have no idea what I just said. 211 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:01,266 All right, could the mayor's son come forward? 212 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,835 We got a special suprise for him. 213 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,637 Oh, I bet it's a pony. 214 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:09,207 Nobody move, or the birthday boy gets it. 215 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,642 Not a pony. Not a pony. 216 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:19,484 We're in control and nobody is leaving this party until your daddy pays us. 217 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,486 Yo, they took out the cops. 218 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,488 Do you know what that means? 219 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,689 We're Trevor's only hope. 220 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,424 (Sighs heavily) 221 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,593 Poor kid doesn't stand a chance. 222 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,369 (Distant police sirens) 223 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:38,903 What are we gonna do? 224 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,239 I'll tell you what we're not gonna do. 225 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,574 - And that's panic. - Okay. 226 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,776 Okay, Jerry? We cannot freak out. 227 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,344 - I know. - Oo-oh. 228 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,346 'Cause if we freak out, I'm telling you, 229 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,215 (screaming) That's when everything happens. So you look me in the eye. 230 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,384 You look at me, buddy! Buddy, look me right in the eye 231 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:53,351 and tell me you're not gonna panic! 232 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,186 Say we're not gonna freak out! 233 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,190 Grab those two behind the counter. 234 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,593 See, Jerry, that's what happens when you freak out. 235 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,598 Listen up, mayor. We have your son. 236 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:11,703 And we want $25,000 or no one leaves this party. 237 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:15,306 $25,000? That's chump change. 238 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,309 This is the mayor's son. 239 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,746 Make it 50, copper. 240 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,882 Why are you helping them? 241 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,884 You wanna make it 70,000? 242 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:28,921 Don't listen to 'em, mayor. 243 00:11:28,952 --> 00:11:30,885 They're just a bunch of crazy thugs. 244 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,460 Listen to 'em, mayor. They're a bunch of crazy thugs. 245 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:40,432 My dad will never let you out of here once you release everyone. 246 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:44,869 Then we'll take you to our secret hideout. 247 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:49,240 And the only way your daddy is gonna get to see you again 248 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:53,745 is if he pays us another $50,000. 249 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,584 Joan, they're taking Trevor. We gotta do something. 250 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,486 Agreed, we gotta get out of here. 251 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,521 How does that help Trevor? 252 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,457 Who? 253 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:06,491 Oh, yeah, the boy. 254 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,625 Forget that, follow me. 255 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,995 Where do you think you're going? 256 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,297 Uh... 257 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,932 We are caterers. 258 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,534 Who are late for our next event. 259 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,304 Yeah, that's it. It's a... 260 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,472 - Bar mitzvah. - Dog show. 261 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:21,740 Oh, no. 262 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,443 A dog show and a bar mitzvah? 263 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,981 Yes, that's right. It's a bark mitzvah. 264 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,583 You're not going anywhere. 265 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,451 Wha... (Sighs) 266 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,819 Fine. 267 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,454 But it's on you if there's no hors d'oeuvres 268 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,590 when that labradoodle becomes a man. 269 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,930 Jack: Rudy, do I really have to wear this? 270 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,398 Come on, it's part of the sport. 271 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,267 Nobody's gonna make fun of you. 272 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,606 (Laughing) 273 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,841 Oh, man, you look dumb. 274 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,979 I'm sorry, just thank you so much for racing for me. 275 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:05,517 We gotta win this and keep the wharf for hot lady stretching time. 276 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,887 This may be the most important competition of my life. 277 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,923 That suit is aerodynamic and one of a kind. 278 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,693 Two of a kind. 279 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,295 (Groans) Yeah, sorry I'm late. 280 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,963 I got my helmet caught in the bus door. 281 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,432 And my front door, and the dojo door, 282 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,035 and I don't even want to talk about the... can we just start the race? 283 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,537 - Yeah, we'll start the race. - Oh, I'll start the race. 284 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:26,571 Guys, guys! 285 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,624 All right, all right, all right. 286 00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:28,706 Excuse me, look out. Here we go. 287 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,074 (Clears throat) 288 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,844 Boy do you guys look dumb. (Laughs) 289 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,579 I know, that's what I said. 290 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,549 Okay, all right, yeah. 291 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,819 All right, you boys remember the rules of speed walking? 292 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:45,624 One foot on the ground at all times and... Well, I guess that's about it. 293 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,894 On your mark. 294 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,496 Set! 295 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,565 (Bang) 296 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,502 Is it me, or do they look a little... 297 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,637 ridiculous? 298 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,140 Sure, let's go with ridiculous. 299 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,480 Look, Joan. 300 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,717 We may only be mall cops, but we're not running anymore. 301 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,053 Okay, this kid needs us and my plan is gonna work. 302 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,921 All right. 303 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:21,826 But, Jerry, if we don't make it out, I want you to tell Joe from the deli, 304 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,996 Mike from the bank, and Billy from the firehouse... 305 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:31,603 ...that I love them all and I would have married any one of them. 306 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,773 Oh, yeah, and you might have to explain who I am. 307 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,142 Mcgruder: You've got the money. 308 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,744 Now send out Trevor. 309 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,112 (Police radio chatter) 310 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:44,549 We'll send the kid out after we count the money. 311 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,952 (Laughing, cheering) 312 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,021 Let's go. 313 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:54,759 Throw a bag on this kid's head so he doesn't see where we're going. 314 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,494 All right, let's do this. 315 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,496 Hold up! 316 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,999 You're not going anywhere. 317 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,435 Joan Malone, mall cop. 318 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,405 Why are you holding a cookie? 319 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,040 Oh, hold on. Hold on, wait a second. 320 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,542 Here... all right. 321 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,746 Joan Malone, mall cop! 322 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,047 Yep, that's it. 323 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,682 Jerry, now! 324 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:20,518 Kidnapper: Over there! 325 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,520 (Joan screams) 326 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,588 Jerry: Joan, you just hit me. 327 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,689 Joan: Oh, sorry. 328 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,890 (Grunting) 329 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,592 (Joan screams) 330 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,928 Jerry: Ow, still me. 331 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,496 Forget it, Joan. We can't take 'em. 332 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,563 Let's get out of here. 333 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,467 (Sighs) 334 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,969 Looks like they ran. 335 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,837 They're smarter than they look. 336 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,639 All right, let's go. 337 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,208 Grab the kid and the cake. 338 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,444 But put it somewhere I can't find it. 339 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,579 I'm on the hide and go sleek diet. 340 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,485 (Dramatic music playing) 341 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,517 (Car alarm beeping) 342 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,586 Ow! Stop it! Ah! 343 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,755 (Grunting) 344 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,256 Hey, hey, hey! What are you guys doing? 345 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,825 You're in the middle of a race. 346 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,226 (Gasps) 347 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,629 He's right. 348 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,265 Look what we've become. 349 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,101 Friends don't act like this. 350 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,237 Do you want to just share the wharf? 351 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,242 No! 352 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,177 The wharf is mine! 353 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,581 (Dramtic music playing) 354 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,727 Listen up, everybody. 355 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,263 And hot, new lady members. 356 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,298 We're gonna be doing eight laps around the wharf courtyard, 357 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,567 then we're gonna take a rest by the water fountains... 358 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,002 excuse me, look out. Hello. 359 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,570 Whoa, ah, oh. 360 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,641 Uh, gross Bob, we're about to start our walk here. 361 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:27,545 Yeah, well the doctor said I gotta come out here every single day. 362 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,847 The vitamin d from the setting sun 363 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,316 is the only way to dry out the pus from my foot fungus. 364 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,154 (Gagging) 365 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,288 Holy Christmas nuts. 366 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,190 Speed walking club is disbanded. 367 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,591 Save yourselves! 368 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,232 You guys were right. 369 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,803 This is a perfect place to air out my dogs. 370 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:55,339 (Nasally) You are a genius, Rudy. 371 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,841 (Nasally) I know. 372 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,582 Get the mayor on the phone. 373 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,319 It's time to ask for another 50 grand. 374 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,322 Ransom. (Laughs) 375 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,692 What happened to Ronnie's voice? 376 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,160 He sounds so manly. 377 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:20,364 Manly like a woman. 378 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,767 - It's that mall cop. - That's right. 379 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,602 I've been texting the cops and they'll be here in... 380 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,238 Three, two, one. 381 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,209 Okay, looks like they're a little late. 382 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,177 Uh, so... 383 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:37,215 Were you a band first and then became criminals? 384 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,151 (Door opens) 385 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,719 - There they are! - Oh, here they are. 386 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,125 Stay back. I got the kid. 387 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,760 Take one more step and he gets it. 388 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,828 All right, hold on, guys. 389 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,697 Whoa! 390 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,634 The only one who's getting it is you. 391 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,872 Take him away, boys. 392 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,006 Mcgruder: All right. 393 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,680 You know, I think I owe you two an apology. 394 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,383 That was some very impressive police work. 395 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,819 Uh, but where is Trevor? 396 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,221 Oh, he's safe and sound back at Phil's. 397 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,323 Yeah, when Joan distraced them I turned the black lights on. 398 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,193 Then we switched places with Trevor and the skeleton guarding him. 399 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,895 You left Trevor with one of these skeletons? 400 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,897 Oh, yeah, but I wouldn't worry about it, sir. 401 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,399 He's totally under control. 402 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,069 I'm gonna get you, birthday boy. 403 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,138 (Screams) 404 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,872 On behalf of the mayor's office and the 405 00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:46,918 entire city of Seaford, I am proud to present 406 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,722 Joan Malone and Jerry Martinez with these medals of valor. 407 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,724 - Yeah, all right. - (Applause) 408 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,100 All right, in closing we... 409 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,970 being a mall cop... 410 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,705 Is about putting others 411 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,941 (sobbing) Before yourself. 412 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:16,981 Even as a small girl I dreamed of being a mall... 413 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,385 I dreamed of being a mall... 414 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:21,981 I... 415 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,355 Joan, Joan, Joan. You're ruining it. 416 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,258 We finally get the respect we deserve and you're losing it. 417 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,926 (Out of breath) You're right, you're right. Take us home, partner. 418 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:29,994 Go on. 419 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,997 (Clears throat) 420 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,033 Being a mall cop... 421 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,301 (Clears throat) 422 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:41,005 Is about finding the positivity... (whimpering) 423 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,176 Finding the... (Whimpering) 424 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,179 (Babbling) 425 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,916 (Sobbing) That is so true. 426 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,217 That is so true. 427 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,286 (Weeping) 428 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,105 All right, Joan, there was one pinata left over 429 00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:08,866 from the party. The mayor said we can have it. 430 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,234 You think you can open it? 431 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,038 Don't worry, Jerry. I got this. 432 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,940 I knew this bazooka would come in handy. 433 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,808 Handy for candy. 434 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,944 Fire in the hole! (Jerry screams) 435 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,484 - Not a dent. - Reload. 436 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,254 Fire in the hole! 437 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,455 (Screams) 438 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,397 (Theme music playing) 439 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:02,553 (Dog growls, barks) 440 00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:07,153 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31310

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