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The grand opening of the new magic
shop is a great opportunity
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for people to sample our smoothies.
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I even made a sign.
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All right. You set 'em up, I'll move 'em.
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I used to sell peanuts at the ball park.
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Smoothie here!
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Get it now! Get it now!
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Who wants an ice-cold smoothie?
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Smooth...
oh, yeah.
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Who else wants a smoothie here?!
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Why don't we just use the sign?
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Where did all the other samples go?
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I just poured 20 of them.
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I don't know.
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I hope you get a brain freeze.
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Can't freeze what you don't have.
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Come on, Taylor. We
have more samples inside.
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No, you don't.
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Yo, Jack. You figure out a way
to get to Japan to see Kim?
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No. Dude, the flight's 600 bucks.
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I guess I'll just call her again.
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- Isn't that expensive, too?
- Not the way I do it.
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(Quickly) Hey, Kim, miss you.
Things are good. Hope you're well, bye.
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She said to say hi.
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Guys, check out what I just
got at the magic shop.
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Dude, it looks like a giant hankie.
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Do you know how much snot that could hold?
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We can all use it... I'll go first.
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Wha... no, no, no. Give me that.
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Behold, the dancing ball.
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The allure of the illusion
makes it impossible to look away.
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Hello, Seaford.
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I said it was impossible to look away.
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Oh, that's the bad boy
of magic, Ronnie Blaze.
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(Murmuring)
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For their grand opening today,
ta-da magic has brought me here
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to blow your minds.
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(Mimics explosion)
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Follow me to the beach, where
I will switch bodies with...
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A turtle.
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Dude, let's go.
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Smoothie here!
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Hey, where'd everybody go?
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Down to the beach to
watch the bad boy of magic,
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Ronnie Blaze. He is such a fake.
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Oh, I love Blaze. His magic is so real.
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This happens to be Ronnie Blaze.
He's taking everyone for pizza.
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That turtle's Ronnie Blaze?
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Can I get an autograph, Mr. Blaze?
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you
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here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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won't you come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you.
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Milton, what's your big problem
with Ronnie Blaze anyway?
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Real magicians like
Houdini, Harry Blackstone,
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and Mark Wilson spent their
lives mastering their craft.
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A month ago, Blaze was an underwear
model who stumbled into a magic career.
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Good things never happen to me when
I stumble around in my underwear.
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Hey, well, people love Blaze.
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I heard he gets paid $5,000 an appearance.
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Milton, that's it.
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Dude, you're a magician.
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People pay a lot of money for it.
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We could start by doing birthday parties
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at the bowling alley. I'll be your manager.
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The only reason I would
do this is to show people
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what a real magician looks like.
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But I would need an assistant.
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They would need to be a
real piece of eye candy.
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Oh, no. There is no way
you're getting me to wear
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a sequined vest and a matching bow tie.
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I'm so in.
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Oh, you have got to hide me.
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There is a girl outside
from the country club
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my family belonged to when we were rich.
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I don't want her to know what I've become.
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(Chuckles) I've been there.
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You are there.
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Well, I wouldn't be there if I was part
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of the rich, successful country-club set.
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You know, I tried to join one once.
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They told me I wasn't...
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(Burps)
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...classy enough.
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Okay, she is gonna be here any second.
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You have got to help me...
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ah... Hi-ii,
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Brie!
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(Kissing sounds)
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Tay-tay!
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Ew, what is this place?
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It smells like...
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Poor people.
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It's a gym where people work out.
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Oh, I hired a girl to do that for me.
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So where have you been?
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I haven't seen you or your
parents at the country club.
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Well, I've been really busy.
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My parents are in Europe... Doing
things that require a lot of money...
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Which we still have.
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Aww...
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I hope that doesn't
mean you're going to miss
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the father-daughter golf
tournament this weekend.
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The four of us play together every year.
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Well, unfortunately my
dad can't make it, so...
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her favorite Uncle, Rudy, is gonna step in.
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Great, we'll see you at tee time.
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You know what, let's just skip the tea
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and play some golf. Am I right, tay-tay?
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(Laughing)
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(Nervous laughter)
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Your Uncle is funny.
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There's that smell again.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Okay, what are you doing?
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I am helping both of us.
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It's always been my dream
to join a country club,
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and if you make an appearance,
then no one will know
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that you're a washed up has-been,
who spends her days squeezing fruit...
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point taken. I'm in.
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But Brie's dad is pretty serious about golf.
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Let's just say the last time I played,
they talked about it on the 7:00 news.
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What, did you get a
hole-in-one or something?
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No, I accidentally shanked a ball into
the zoo and hit a hippo in the...
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Oh, no, I guess I did get a hole-in-one.
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And now the three single, solid rings
I showed you are all connected!
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Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the trick.
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I didn't. I was clapping because it's over.
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Why can't you be more like Ronnie Blaze?
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Why can't you shut your face?
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I mean, Happy Birthday, Teddy.
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(Applause)
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I had to do something. You're dying up here.
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The amazing Krupnick is gonna take a five.
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Make it a 10.
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Milton, you're dying up there, man.
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You got any better tricks?
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Oh, you tell me.
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That's a "no."
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Milton, the magic you're
doing is boring, man.
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We need to find a way to make
you entertaining by tomorrow.
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Hey, what's tomorrow?
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Oh, I convinced mama sparkle's daughter Tori
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to hold her sweet 16 auditions at the dojo.
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Mama's gonna pay $1,500
to whoever they book.
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Guys, this is the break
we've been looking for, man.
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We need to find a big,
flashy trick for the finale.
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Oh, excuse me. My color-switching scarves
will have people talking for days.
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I start off with a simple white silk,
and you'll never guess what happens.
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Both: It switches colors.
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I'm not changing my act.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm hiding a bunny in my pants
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and it's feeding time.
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(Munching sounds)
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Oh, somebody was hungry.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Video golf simulators are a great way
to work on technique, form and focus.
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- (Bell dings)
- Man: Perfect shot!
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This machine is amazing.
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- (Buzzer)
- Man: Terrible shot!
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That shot makes me feel sad.
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Turn it off.
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Don't worry, I will more than make up for it
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on the putting green. I
spent many a date night alone
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at the party town putt-putt.
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(Laughs) Told you.
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- Once I'm on the green...
- (Clicks)
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Sorry I'm late. I can't
find my manager and assistant.
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I'll be ready in a flash.
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Not an actual flash. I don't
subscribe to Randy pyrotechnics.
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(Lisping) Take your
time, the next act is up.
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Martinez entertainment
is proud to present...
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The raven.
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"The raven"?
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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And now, the raven will take flight.
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(Running footsteps)
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Ta-da!
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Jack's not a magician! He
just ran down the stairs!
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Everybody knows how he did that.
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I have no idea how he did that.
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What do you think you're
doing? I thought we were a team.
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Well, you said you wouldn't change your act.
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So we decided to do our own thing.
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Mother, I want the raven for my party.
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But you haven't even seen
the rest of the magicians.
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They may be magicians, but
they aren't the raven.
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Do any of you do the spikes of death?
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Ooh...
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The spikes of death.
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All right, raven. You're booked.
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- Thank you.
- Gah-hh!
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This is an outrage!
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Sorry, buddy. Job's already
been booked by the raven.
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Apparently none of us are good enough.
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Okay, he actually might
have been good enough.
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Kickin' it with you!
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This whole thing is a joke.
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Since when is Jack a magician?
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Okay, first of all, babe, it's the raven.
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And second of all, he's not a magician.
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He's the master of illusion.
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Well, apparently our
friendship was just an illusion!
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Come on, Milton. We asked you to spice
up your act, but you wouldn't do it.
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Oh, so instead you just stab me in the back?
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You gotta stay current with the times, babe.
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If you call me babe one more time,
I will make your face disappear.
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(Scoffs) Whatever.
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He can't do that, can he?
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And how are you two gonna
perform the spikes of death?
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It's only the most
dangerous trick of all time.
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Uh, excuse me. I am an entertainer
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and I am not
scar... I'm sorry,
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did he say "of all time"?
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Jack, the spikes of death
takes years to perfect.
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Do you even know how to pick a lock?
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Something tells me he'll figure it out.
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Remote control locks.
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I'm just glad the great
Houdini isn't here to see this.
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Who?
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- Houdini.
- Who's dini?
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- Hou-dini.
- Why you asking me? I never met the man.
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- Who, dini?
- Yeah, that's the guy.
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That's it, I'm leaving.
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Remote control locks,
cheesy nicknames...
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you guys are hacks like
Blaze. And you'll never know
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what it's like to be real magicians...
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Gah!
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I mean, ta-da!
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Hold on, my good lad.
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I have a little something for your troubles.
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It's really nothing.
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That's a blank piece of paper.
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I said it was nothing.
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Okay, here they come. Just follow
my lead and don't blow it.
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Brie!
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(Kissing sounds)
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Preston!
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Yeah, Brie told me you were a character.
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00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,921
All right, Rudolph.
252
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,390
Let's see what you got.
253
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:41,993
Remember the plan.
254
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,643
A bear! There's a bear over there!
255
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,579
- A bear?! Where?
- A bear?!
256
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,348
Honey, quick... hide
behind the caddy.
257
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,519
Oh, the bear's gone.
258
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:12,991
My perfect drive must have scared him away.
259
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:17,028
I don't want to be out here
if there's a bear in the woods.
260
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,696
Caddy, chase it away.
261
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,300
Do it, or you're not getting paid.
262
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:29,073
Ugh, I don't like being around poor people.
263
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:32,477
I mean, like, get some money. Am I right?
264
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,012
(Giggles)
265
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,680
All right, I'm up.
266
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,917
Rudolph, toss me my... three wood.
267
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,025
(Leaves rustling)
268
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,028
Look at that. Got stuck
up in the pine tree.
269
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,730
Don't worry, I'll get it out.
270
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,603
(Leaves rustling)
271
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,371
Look at that. Two for two.
272
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,743
(Leaves rustling)
273
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,881
(Chuckles) What are the odds?
274
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,951
Brie, Taylor, give me your bags.
275
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:22,527
I just want to thank everyone for
coming to this sweet 16 party.
276
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,396
And in case you're wondering...
it's hers, not mine.
277
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,765
(Laughing)
278
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,502
Anyway...
279
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,071
We have a special performance.
280
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,407
Please welcome to the stage, the raisin!
281
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,442
Raven.
282
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,043
The raven!
283
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,149
Will he materialize out of thin air?
284
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,652
Will he descend from the heavens?
285
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:51,522
Oh, no, he's just gonna
walk right out on stage.
286
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,724
That's so raven.
287
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,962
Good people of Tori's party,
288
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:01,232
I'm gonna ask you to boycott
this afternoon's performance
289
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,767
due to the fact that the raven doesn't know
290
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,136
anything about magic,
and is an absolute fraud.
291
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,071
That's it, you little fun sponge.
292
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,808
- You're coming with me.
- Ah! Ow! Ow!
293
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:14,479
I give you the spikes of death.
294
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:18,683
Girls: Ooh! Ooh!
295
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,986
Razor sharp spikes hang from above.
296
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,121
(Gasps)
297
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,156
That's not the trick, Sophia.
298
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,961
If I haven't freed myself
from these five carbine locks
299
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:35,199
before the clock reaches zero,
then I guess the raven... (Thuds)
300
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,135
...is out of time.
301
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,838
This is seriously gonna be off the hinges.
302
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,684
(Ball clatters)
303
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:55,053
Nice putt, Rudy!
304
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,120
I like you.
305
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,022
How would you like me to sponsor you
306
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,058
for permanent membership here at the club?
307
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,260
Wha-aa...
308
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,096
I never expected this.
309
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:09,467
I filled out an application.
Initial here, here and here.
310
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,935
Oh, you'll love it here.
311
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,105
They do a really good
job of keeping out the...
312
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,707
the riffraff.
313
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,910
No-oo!
314
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,812
Did you see that?
315
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,780
Our caddy just sweat on my putter.
316
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,117
Now I'm going to have to buy a new one.
317
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,785
It is coming out of your pay!
318
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,556
What is wrong with you people?
319
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,192
This whole round you have
been berating our caddy.
320
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,928
And I am embarrassed to
be hanging out with you.
321
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,763
You're embarrassed of me?
322
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:42,033
There's something you and
your father should know.
323
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:46,971
The reason why you haven't seen my
family around here is because...
324
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,172
We lost all of our money.
325
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,907
(Both gasp)
326
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,110
(Gasps)
327
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,945
Yep, I'm poor.
328
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,646
But you know what, I'd rather be poor
329
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,583
and a nice person than be rich and like you.
330
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,186
Come on, Rudy. Let's go.
331
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,522
Security, a poor girl
has snuck into our club.
332
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,857
I say that we play through.
333
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,926
He is not rich or my Uncle.
334
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,161
He's my boss at the dojo.
335
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:17,735
Rudolph... So apparently you
are part of the riffraff.
336
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,204
You'll have to leave.
337
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,207
Fine.
338
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,308
You know what, Taylor?
339
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:28,112
You're right, I'm proud of you.
340
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,681
I don't want to be here either.
341
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,252
But, since I will not set eyes
342
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,220
upon these hallowed fairways ever again,
343
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,823
surely you shan't deny me one final attempt
344
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,827
to send that dimpled spheroid
on a last ride to glory.
345
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,195
What?
346
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,597
I wanna whack my ball!
347
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,837
(Ball ricocheting)
348
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,572
Oh!
349
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,607
Rudy: Good.
350
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,042
Now we can leave.
351
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,281
Kickin' it with you!
352
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:07,251
Would you say the locks are real and
100% impossible to escape from?
353
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,355
Yes, yes I would. 100%
impossible to escape from.
354
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,962
The moment we've all been waiting for.
355
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,163
Cake!
356
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,799
The spikes of death.
357
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,201
Then cake.
358
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,872
I'll give you a couple
seconds to make it look good
359
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,273
before I pop the locks
and wheel off the curtain.
360
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,209
- Cool.
- Okay.
361
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:49,193
Ladies and gentlemen, the raven...
362
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,995
Is free!
363
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,096
No, raven's not free!
364
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,264
Raven's stuck.
365
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,133
The lock around my chest won't open.
366
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,034
(Frantically) What?
367
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,839
Holy smokes!
368
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,817
Milton, get out of here. There's no time.
369
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,152
- I can open it.
- But there's no key!
370
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,053
I don't need one, I'm a magician.
371
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,289
Hurry!
372
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,062
- (Buzzer)
- (Thuds)
373
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,297
(All gasp)
374
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,432
(Cheering)
375
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,180
Milton, I can't believe
it. Dude, you saved my life.
376
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,282
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
give him all the credit.
377
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,644
He never could have saved you
if I hadn't put you in danger.
378
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,153
You're welcome.
379
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,890
How'd you learn how to
pick a lock with a hairpin?
380
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:57,028
It was the summer of 2008,
I was at friendship camp.
381
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,998
No, they locked me in the equipment closet.
382
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,868
I broke out with a hairpin.
383
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,869
Wait, where'd you get a hairpin?
384
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:09,073
It was also the summer I vowed
to tame my belligerent cowlick.
385
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,374
Milton, you were right.
386
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:16,414
Jerry and I were pretending to be real
magicians, but we're not. And you are.
387
00:20:17,343 --> 00:20:18,983
Hey, man, I hope there's no hard feelings
388
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,452
for going behind your back, betraying
you and going out on our own.
389
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,223
No, I'm fine. And in
fact, you've inspired me
390
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,024
to update my act and add a little danger.
391
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,326
Check this out.
392
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,100
Uh, Milton, all you did was set
off a flash pot. Nothing happened.
393
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:40,137
I call this trick "hungry rabbits
in backstabbers' pants."
394
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,240
- (Both chuckling)
- That's dumb.
395
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,475
- Wait, what? Why would you call it...
- (Munching sounds)
396
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,910
Oh, okay.
397
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,778
- Oh, wow.
- Where did the...
398
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,449
Ta-da!
399
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:56,787
Kickin' it with you!
400
00:21:02,174 --> 00:21:05,296
Look, man, if you're gonna stay at
my house there's a couple of rules.
401
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,799
Okay, one, you can not
swim in the toilet bowl.
402
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,069
And two, when we're at the dinner
table you can't regurgitate a trout
403
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,271
into my mother's frijoles.
404
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,772
It's not cool, dude.
405
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:20,244
Well yeah, I may have done it first, but
this isn't about me. It's about you.
406
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,247
Jerry, you look ridiculous
talking to a turtle.
407
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,783
Blaze: Says the nerd who
drops carrots into his pants.
408
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,320
Hey, good one, Ronnie.
409
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,824
Take your time.
410
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,196
(Theme music playing)
411
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,486
(Dog growls, barks)
412
00:22:02,536 --> 00:22:07,086
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