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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,201 (Theme music playing) 3 00:00:08,037 --> 00:00:11,173 Now if you sign up with the Wasabi Warrior Academy 4 00:00:11,207 --> 00:00:14,793 you'll find that, as your sensei, I like creating an environment 5 00:00:14,844 --> 00:00:16,878 of tranquility and peace. 6 00:00:17,913 --> 00:00:19,247 (Air horn blasts) 7 00:00:19,265 --> 00:00:22,017 Roped in another one, people! 8 00:00:27,306 --> 00:00:30,258 - Hey, what's going on? - I'll tell you what's going on. 9 00:00:30,276 --> 00:00:34,029 The promotional video I put on our website is working! 10 00:00:34,063 --> 00:00:35,947 I can't wait to watch us on camera. 11 00:00:35,982 --> 00:00:40,068 Oh, when Donnie at the hardware depot sees me in my gi, 12 00:00:40,102 --> 00:00:43,905 it's gonna take our relationship to a whole 'nother level. 13 00:00:43,939 --> 00:00:47,159 He might even stop locking the doors when he sees me coming. 14 00:00:49,879 --> 00:00:50,996 - (Rock music playing) - Oh. 15 00:00:51,047 --> 00:00:52,297 Yo, here we come. 16 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,884 Ha ha! 17 00:01:12,134 --> 00:01:13,902 Where were we? 18 00:01:13,936 --> 00:01:15,153 I'm sorry. 19 00:01:15,188 --> 00:01:18,106 I had to make some difficult decisions. 20 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:20,242 Like cutting us out? 21 00:01:20,276 --> 00:01:22,994 Oh no, that was an easy one. 22 00:01:23,029 --> 00:01:26,081 No, what I struggled with was how to deal with my "directed by" credit. 23 00:01:26,115 --> 00:01:27,833 But then it just kind of came to me. 24 00:01:27,867 --> 00:01:29,984 (Fanfare) 25 00:01:31,254 --> 00:01:33,872 This video was directed by me! 26 00:01:33,923 --> 00:01:37,876 Rudy Gillespie... Espie-espie-espie. 27 00:01:43,099 --> 00:01:45,100 I trained hard for that video! 28 00:01:45,134 --> 00:01:47,269 My reverse heel kick landed with force 29 00:01:47,336 --> 00:01:50,272 - and precision. - It landed in your face, Joan. 30 00:01:50,306 --> 00:01:53,108 Is that what happened? 31 00:01:55,144 --> 00:01:57,279 (Cheering) 32 00:02:00,066 --> 00:02:01,950 Hey, yo, Jack, have you seen this video? 33 00:02:01,984 --> 00:02:04,018 Uh, yes, I have and I'm not the only one. 34 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,855 Since it came out, I got a free game at laser tag world. 35 00:02:06,873 --> 00:02:09,791 - (Milton gasps) - I'll be on the homecoming float with the cheerleaders. 36 00:02:09,826 --> 00:02:13,027 - (Jerry whimpers) - And Bob the butcher gave me this bag of cold cuts. 37 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,196 Whoo! I'll take that. 38 00:02:15,214 --> 00:02:17,833 Joany Malone-y loves Bob's baloney. 39 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:21,253 Hey, Jack, got some potential customers over here 40 00:02:21,304 --> 00:02:22,971 who want to see your video. 41 00:02:26,092 --> 00:02:29,210 If Rudy won't put us in the video, let's make our own. 42 00:02:29,228 --> 00:02:31,847 With some creative editing and movie tricks, 43 00:02:31,881 --> 00:02:33,899 - we could look as good as Jack. - Oh. 44 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:36,234 I don't need any fancy movie tricks. 45 00:02:36,269 --> 00:02:38,052 I'm the real thing. 46 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:41,907 Reverse heel kick coming atcha! 47 00:02:45,895 --> 00:02:47,245 We need fancy movie tricks. 48 00:02:49,198 --> 00:02:50,999 (Rock music playing) 49 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:53,835 Don't you get all tough with me 50 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:57,839 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? 51 00:02:57,874 --> 00:03:00,125 and we could have a ball, run up the wall 52 00:03:00,176 --> 00:03:02,127 that's just how we do 53 00:03:02,178 --> 00:03:04,212 and no matter how much I chop and punch 54 00:03:04,246 --> 00:03:07,048 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 55 00:03:07,082 --> 00:03:09,184 here we go, let's start the party 56 00:03:09,218 --> 00:03:11,052 chop it up like it's karate 57 00:03:11,086 --> 00:03:12,220 everybody 58 00:03:12,254 --> 00:03:15,891 won't you come kick it with me? 59 00:03:15,925 --> 00:03:18,193 and we could have a ball, run up the wall 60 00:03:18,227 --> 00:03:20,028 that's just how we do 61 00:03:20,062 --> 00:03:22,230 and no matter how much I chop and punch 62 00:03:22,264 --> 00:03:25,033 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 63 00:03:33,069 --> 00:03:35,370 This is the movie magic I was talking about. 64 00:03:35,404 --> 00:03:37,322 We've got a green screen for digital effects, 65 00:03:37,373 --> 00:03:40,158 styrofoam bricks, pre-cut boards and a breakaway door. 66 00:03:40,209 --> 00:03:43,244 Oh yeah, I've heard about these things. 67 00:03:43,278 --> 00:03:48,083 (Laughs) So this is how Hollywood does it, huh? 68 00:03:48,117 --> 00:03:50,301 (Cracks ) - Oh-ooh! 69 00:03:50,336 --> 00:03:55,256 Oh! Got me with the old breakaway stool. 70 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:58,359 Oh no, Joan, I think that was... I said it was a breakaway stool! 71 00:04:00,312 --> 00:04:02,981 All right, let's get famous, people. 72 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:07,018 - (Techno music playing) - Announcer: Ready ot, orworl, 73 00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:10,021 you are about to meet "paws"... 74 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:12,974 - "Jaws"... - (Animal growls) 75 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:15,243 and "claws." 76 00:04:15,277 --> 00:04:17,112 (Snicks) 77 00:04:17,146 --> 00:04:19,080 (Animal roars) 78 00:04:23,452 --> 00:04:25,153 (Big cat snarls) 79 00:04:25,171 --> 00:04:29,040 Together they are the tiger trio! 80 00:04:29,091 --> 00:04:31,209 (Big cat snarls) 81 00:04:32,361 --> 00:04:34,129 (Whimpers) 82 00:04:34,163 --> 00:04:36,264 I wanna be those people. 83 00:04:36,298 --> 00:04:38,967 We are those people. 84 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:42,370 We are awesome, people. 85 00:04:46,475 --> 00:04:48,176 Kickin' it with you! 86 00:04:48,194 --> 00:04:50,344 Rudy: Oh yeah, the sea dogs won! 87 00:04:50,362 --> 00:04:53,281 They are one game away from winning the championship. 88 00:04:53,315 --> 00:04:55,450 Let's go sea dogs! 89 00:04:55,484 --> 00:04:57,368 (Barks) 90 00:04:57,403 --> 00:04:59,237 I love the sea dogs. 91 00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:02,356 You know I met my wife at a game, and I still love them. 92 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,327 Izzy! 93 00:05:06,361 --> 00:05:07,378 Dudewhat a, you doing here? 94 00:05:07,413 --> 00:05:09,964 I thought your band was on their world tour. 95 00:05:09,999 --> 00:05:13,051 (British accent) Long story... my jet broke. 96 00:05:13,085 --> 00:05:15,336 Not such a long story. 97 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:17,388 Jack, look at this! 98 00:05:17,423 --> 00:05:20,374 I invented a game. You take this hard ball, 99 00:05:20,392 --> 00:05:28,099 you stick your fingers in the holes, and then - you throw it! - (Screams) 100 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:30,151 Izzy, yeah, it is a game. It's called bowling. 101 00:05:30,186 --> 00:05:32,270 You're supposed to throw the ball at the pins. 102 00:05:32,321 --> 00:05:35,990 Where's the fun in that? Pins can't run and scream. 103 00:05:37,409 --> 00:05:42,247 Oh, embarrassing for you two... wearing the same clothes. 104 00:05:42,281 --> 00:05:44,165 - (Both chuckle) - No. 105 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,951 We're dressed like this because we just came back from a baseball game. 106 00:05:47,002 --> 00:05:49,370 If the sea dogs win tomorrow, they'll be world champions. 107 00:05:49,404 --> 00:05:51,339 World champions?! That's so exciting! 108 00:05:51,373 --> 00:05:53,208 I never thought I'd live to see the day! 109 00:05:53,242 --> 00:05:56,961 - You don't know what baseball is, do you? - Not a clue! 110 00:05:57,012 --> 00:05:59,130 We're going tomorrow. You have to come with us, man. 111 00:05:59,181 --> 00:06:00,348 Rudy has an extra ticket. 112 00:06:00,382 --> 00:06:03,968 I do, but I'm bringing a date. 113 00:06:04,019 --> 00:06:06,938 Hey, Jeannie, do you want to go to the game with me tomorrow? 114 00:06:06,972 --> 00:06:08,106 (Snorts) 115 00:06:09,975 --> 00:06:12,110 You know what? It would be my pleasure 116 00:06:12,144 --> 00:06:15,930 to introduce you to America's past... Alison, do you... want... 117 00:06:18,284 --> 00:06:20,118 ticket's all yours. 118 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:27,125 Check it out. Our video's got 65 views. 119 00:06:27,159 --> 00:06:29,961 - All right. - Oh, sorry I'm late. 120 00:06:29,995 --> 00:06:32,947 I just watched our video 64 times. 121 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:34,165 (Growls) 122 00:06:34,216 --> 00:06:36,334 Well, at least one person saw it and liked it. 123 00:06:36,385 --> 00:06:40,255 Wow, their screen name is "gingergenius." 124 00:06:40,289 --> 00:06:42,056 Ooh-hoo. 125 00:06:45,127 --> 00:06:46,127 Yeah, that's me. 126 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:49,397 Look, we just got a few more views. 127 00:06:49,431 --> 00:06:51,399 And a comment. (Types) 128 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:54,102 "Tiger trio, think you are incredible. 129 00:06:54,136 --> 00:06:58,022 We'd like you to perform at our yucca valley cactus festival this weekend. 130 00:06:58,073 --> 00:07:00,441 - Mayor duggan." - (Snickering) 131 00:07:02,077 --> 00:07:03,978 - What a joke. - Please. 132 00:07:03,996 --> 00:07:05,330 Cactus festival. 133 00:07:05,364 --> 00:07:07,031 - I'm in. - Me too! 134 00:07:07,116 --> 00:07:08,316 Cactus festival! 135 00:07:08,334 --> 00:07:10,285 Oh wait wait wait wait... wait a minute! 136 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:14,205 What happens when we get there and we're not as good as we look on that video? 137 00:07:15,424 --> 00:07:18,159 We'll just bring them a little Hollywood movie magic. 138 00:07:18,177 --> 00:07:20,161 As long as they don't know our props are fake, 139 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:23,047 - they'll think we're the real thing. - He's right. 140 00:07:23,098 --> 00:07:26,934 We're not selling the steak, we're selling the sizzle. 141 00:07:26,969 --> 00:07:28,303 Ssss! 142 00:07:28,337 --> 00:07:31,055 Well, don't worry about that. 143 00:07:31,106 --> 00:07:35,026 Old joany can bring the sizzle. 144 00:07:36,195 --> 00:07:38,313 - (Crackles) - (Gibbering) 145 00:07:42,451 --> 00:07:44,202 Wow, nice sizzle. 146 00:07:50,292 --> 00:07:53,194 All right, one more out and we are world champions. 147 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:56,047 We're going to get it. This guy hits like my mother. 148 00:07:56,081 --> 00:07:59,133 You know, my mother actually played for the giants back in the day. 149 00:07:59,168 --> 00:08:00,385 - Really? - Yeah. 150 00:08:00,419 --> 00:08:02,420 She even played when she was still pregnant with me. 151 00:08:02,471 --> 00:08:05,206 In her last game, she went into labor as she was rounding first, 152 00:08:05,224 --> 00:08:09,010 slid into second, and I stole third. 153 00:08:09,044 --> 00:08:11,929 This game is amazing. Are you allowed to talk to the baseballers? 154 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:13,931 Of course, calling stuff out from the stands 155 00:08:13,982 --> 00:08:15,183 is all a part of the experience. 156 00:08:15,217 --> 00:08:18,319 Hey there! You, scratching and spitting. 157 00:08:18,354 --> 00:08:21,189 - Yeah? - Not you, Louis. 158 00:08:21,223 --> 00:08:24,075 Him. Number 21! 159 00:08:24,109 --> 00:08:28,162 You've got grass stains on your knickers and you've lost your other mitten! 160 00:08:28,197 --> 00:08:30,998 No, Izzy, it's not a mitten. It's a glove. 161 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:32,367 - They use it to catch the ball. - Here. 162 00:08:32,401 --> 00:08:34,335 In case a ball comes up in the stands, use mine. 163 00:08:36,255 --> 00:08:38,122 - (Bat cracks) - Oh, this is it. 164 00:08:38,173 --> 00:08:40,925 When balboni catches this one, we're gonna be the champs! 165 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,260 - You got it. - You got it. 166 00:08:42,294 --> 00:08:43,261 You got it! 167 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:48,182 I got it. I'm the champion of the world! 168 00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:54,021 - (Crowd booing) - You moron! 169 00:08:54,056 --> 00:08:56,424 You turned that out into a home run! 170 00:08:56,442 --> 00:08:59,093 Izzy, you just cost us the championship! 171 00:08:59,111 --> 00:09:02,113 Don't worry, no one knows it was me who caught the ball. 172 00:09:03,148 --> 00:09:04,982 Oh look, I'm on TV! 173 00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:08,202 (Booing continues) 174 00:09:09,938 --> 00:09:11,155 Let's get him! 175 00:09:15,077 --> 00:09:16,277 Hey! 176 00:09:16,295 --> 00:09:17,945 Come on! 177 00:09:17,963 --> 00:09:20,948 Kickin' it with you! 178 00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:24,285 I love how they made this place look like an old west town. 179 00:09:24,303 --> 00:09:27,138 Hi, I'm Nikki. 180 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:29,056 My dad's the mayor of yucca valley. 181 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:32,143 We're so excited you're here for the cactus festival. 182 00:09:32,177 --> 00:09:36,981 Oh well, you're pretty darn lucky you got us when you did, hon. 183 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:41,969 Right after you booked us we got a call for another gig. 184 00:09:41,987 --> 00:09:43,237 Oh really? What was it? 185 00:09:43,272 --> 00:09:44,238 - Petting zoo. - Funeral. 186 00:09:44,273 --> 00:09:46,324 Super bowl. 187 00:09:46,358 --> 00:09:48,993 I'll see you after the show, jaws. 188 00:09:49,027 --> 00:09:52,163 Yes, you will, legs... I mean, Nikki. 189 00:09:53,248 --> 00:09:54,999 Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, 190 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:57,084 the yucca valley cactus festival is proud 191 00:09:57,119 --> 00:09:59,370 to present the tiger trio. 192 00:09:59,421 --> 00:10:02,156 (Big cat snarls) 193 00:10:02,174 --> 00:10:04,091 Paws! 194 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:06,010 - Claws! - (Roars) 195 00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:08,179 - And jaws! - (Big cat growls) 196 00:10:13,268 --> 00:10:14,335 Hyah! 197 00:10:16,388 --> 00:10:18,005 Ha! 198 00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:29,116 (Grunts) 199 00:10:31,453 --> 00:10:34,038 (Laughing) 200 00:10:35,407 --> 00:10:37,358 (Yells) 201 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,131 Well, I'm really really sorry, sir. 202 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:46,033 Oh, you're going to be sorry. 203 00:10:46,051 --> 00:10:50,204 In fact this whole town's gonna be sorry when I come back with my gang. 204 00:10:52,424 --> 00:10:54,141 (Growls) 205 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:57,078 Wow, people seem really scared. 206 00:10:57,112 --> 00:10:59,146 Even that big guy in the hat's running away. 207 00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:02,316 - Maybe somebody should call the sheriff. - That guy is the sheriff. 208 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:07,071 Look, I'm really sorry, everybody. It was an accident. 209 00:11:07,105 --> 00:11:08,406 It's not your fault, Jerry. 210 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,391 That guy's the leader of the Diablos. 211 00:11:10,409 --> 00:11:13,945 They're a biker gang that have ruined every cactus festival we've ever had. 212 00:11:15,414 --> 00:11:24,405 But this year is gonna be different, because this year we have the tiger trio! 213 00:11:24,423 --> 00:11:26,257 - Joan: Oh! - (Applause) 214 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:31,245 How lucky, wow. 215 00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:33,097 Good for you... 216 00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:36,017 What? 217 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,242 Well, all in all, our first show was a success. 218 00:11:45,276 --> 00:11:48,379 - Joan, the whole town's in danger because of us. - Oh well, that's show business. 219 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:50,297 One night you get a standing ovation, 220 00:11:50,332 --> 00:11:53,133 the next night you get a biker gang tdestroy a whole town. Off we go. 221 00:11:55,086 --> 00:11:57,087 - Where are you guys going? - (All yelp) 222 00:11:57,121 --> 00:11:59,256 You're not leaving, are you? 223 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:03,293 No... Why would you think that? 224 00:12:03,311 --> 00:12:06,313 Because your bags are packed, you've got a map highlighted back to the freeway, 225 00:12:06,348 --> 00:12:09,433 and two minutes ago Joan yelled "peace out, girl scout!" To my dad. 226 00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:13,103 She may be on to us. 227 00:12:14,322 --> 00:12:16,023 You can't leave now. 228 00:12:16,074 --> 00:12:17,408 You're the tiger trio. 229 00:12:17,442 --> 00:12:20,110 This is the first time our town actually has a chance 230 00:12:20,144 --> 00:12:22,112 to defend ourselves against the Diablos. 231 00:12:22,146 --> 00:12:24,365 (SIGHS) Look, Nikki. 232 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:30,004 The truth is we're not good at karate. 233 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:32,456 We're good at putting on a show. 234 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,341 See these boards? 235 00:12:36,044 --> 00:12:38,262 They're not real. 236 00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:41,131 So... you're fakes? 237 00:12:41,165 --> 00:12:44,468 The only thing that was real today was the way that you made me feel. 238 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,270 (Moans) 239 00:12:46,304 --> 00:12:47,271 Too soon? 240 00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:54,010 I should have known the tiger trio was too good to be true. 241 00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:58,181 Go ahead, run away. 242 00:12:58,199 --> 00:12:59,400 Wait, Nikki, wait! 243 00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:03,120 Look, there's something you need to know. 244 00:13:04,155 --> 00:13:06,290 We never got paid. 245 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,962 Here we go, let's start the party 246 00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:14,081 chop it up like it's karate. 247 00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:15,966 All right, there is a crowd of people 248 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,368 waiting in the parking lot to get Izzy. 249 00:13:17,402 --> 00:13:19,169 So we just got to slip him out the back. 250 00:13:19,203 --> 00:13:23,090 - The trick is just blending in. - Izzy: Right, let's blend. 251 00:13:23,141 --> 00:13:25,142 There you are. Where is he? 252 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,010 We don't know. We've been looking for him too. 253 00:13:27,044 --> 00:13:29,263 Holy smokes, salty the sea dog! 254 00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:32,149 I love you. Can I get your autograph? 255 00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:35,269 (Fake American accent) Sure, except I can't see anything 256 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,155 through my giant fake head! 257 00:13:39,357 --> 00:13:42,409 That's better. Who do I make it out to? 258 00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:47,230 Lou... l-o-you ball-stealing crumpet-muncher! 259 00:13:47,248 --> 00:13:50,000 - (Clamoring) - Get him! 260 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,425 All right, boys. Let's put these bags in the car 261 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,243 - and put this whole thing behind us. - Awesome. 262 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:02,179 - Hello! - (All yelp) 263 00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:06,416 Don't talk to him. He may be a Diablo. 264 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:10,053 My name is Billy. Everyone in town 265 00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:13,056 is saying you're running away, but I know the tiger trio 266 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:16,143 doesn't run away from anything. You guys are my heroes. 267 00:14:18,363 --> 00:14:21,264 We'd sure appreciate it if you'd stop staring at us 268 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:25,319 with those Doe-eyes filled with wonder and innocence. 269 00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:31,992 Yeah, you're... Making me feel all weird inside. 270 00:14:33,161 --> 00:14:35,295 It's called guilt, Joan. 271 00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,131 I'm feeling it too. 272 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:38,999 It's sitting right on top 273 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:42,118 of the little gas I got from those cactus crab-cakes. 274 00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:44,004 (Burps) 275 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,422 Oh, now it's just the guilt. 276 00:14:47,308 --> 00:14:51,145 I don't know about you two, but I'm staying here. 277 00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:58,068 The Diablos may take me down, but not without a fight. 278 00:14:58,102 --> 00:15:01,104 Billy, round up everybody and tell them to meet us in the town square. 279 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:02,322 - I have a plan. - Got it! 280 00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:04,324 - Okay, go! - (Others chuckle) 281 00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:06,326 Good plan, you got rid of the kid! 282 00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:08,144 - Shotgun! - Let's go. 283 00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:10,313 No, I have a plan to take down the Diablos. 284 00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:12,332 And once we announce that we're not leaving, 285 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,418 the town will cheer us for the real heroes we are. 286 00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:16,954 (Booing) 287 00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:20,323 Please, citizens of yucca valley, let us not dwell on who the phonies are. 288 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:24,211 - It's you! - Again, this is the thing we shall not dwell upon. 289 00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:27,264 Look, people, you've been terrorized by the Diablos long enough. 290 00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:29,299 Okay? It's time for this town to fight back. 291 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,269 We can't fight back. We're just ordinary people. 292 00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:35,338 (Scoffs) Ordinary people?! 293 00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:38,225 Do you know what I see when I look out there? 294 00:15:40,144 --> 00:15:42,345 Holy Hannah, you people are ordinary. 295 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,034 We're ordinary people too, 296 00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,319 but we made you believe that we were more than that. 297 00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:52,289 And that's exactly what you're going to do to the Diablos. 298 00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:54,374 I'm going to need wire. All the wire in town. 299 00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:56,994 You heard him, people. We need wire! 300 00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:59,329 Yeah, and big pieces of styrofoam and paint. 301 00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:01,381 Paint, people! Red, blue, whatever you got! 302 00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:04,218 - And Nikki's phone number. - Still too soon, Milton! 303 00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:09,205 Now let's make this a town the Diablos will never mess with again. 304 00:16:09,224 --> 00:16:10,974 - Yeah! - (Cheering) 305 00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,183 Okay, all right! 306 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:23,070 We lost them thanks to my super secret shortcut. 307 00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:25,239 - What took you so long? - (All yelp) 308 00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:28,158 We've been here for over an hour. 309 00:16:28,192 --> 00:16:31,028 - Now hand him over. - Whoa whoa! 310 00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:34,081 Look, you don't think that I'm mad? 311 00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:36,033 Balboni is my favorite player. 312 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,085 I have posters of him in my room. 313 00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:43,123 I have a reoccurring dream where we play catch and he lets me call him "daddy." 314 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:47,377 Look, Izzy's sorry. He's never been to a game before. 315 00:16:47,411 --> 00:16:49,012 And he never will again! 316 00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:51,214 He's right. That game was a bore. 317 00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:53,416 It didn't get interesting until I caught this ball. 318 00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:55,435 You s... - no no no, hang on! 319 00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:58,021 Izzy did nothing wrong. 320 00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:01,358 His only crime was wanting to experience the greatest game our country knows. 321 00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:05,062 - The thrill of the crowd... - (Mimics crowd roar) 322 00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:09,983 The crack of the bat hitting the ball... Crack! 323 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:15,989 A bag of freshly roasted peanuts... (Trumpets) 324 00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:19,409 Elephants love peanuts. 325 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:25,281 Look, all we wanted to do was share our love of the game with him. 326 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,336 And if that's wrong, then we're wrong. - Rudy: Yeah. 327 00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:32,005 Jack's right. Don't blame Izzy. 328 00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:33,390 Blame us. 329 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,144 You heard him, Louis. 330 00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:39,229 It's their fault. Let's get 'em. 331 00:17:39,263 --> 00:17:41,264 - (Clamoring) - Rudy: No no no! 332 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:44,184 But we made a heartfelt speech! 333 00:17:47,105 --> 00:17:49,106 (Western theme playing) 334 00:17:55,196 --> 00:17:58,115 Ha! It looks like the town's deserted. 335 00:17:58,149 --> 00:18:02,452 The tiger trio didn't even have the guts to show up. 336 00:18:02,486 --> 00:18:07,958 Well, fellas, let's bust up their town so they know we were here. Rahh! 337 00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:12,379 - Ha! - (Dramatic Western theme) 338 00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:19,052 Coming back to this town was a big mistake. 339 00:18:22,306 --> 00:18:26,943 Look at this, guys. This twerp thinks he's gonna take on the Diablos 340 00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:29,396 - all by himself. - I'm not a twerp! 341 00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:32,115 Hiyah! 342 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,184 And I'm not alone. 343 00:18:34,202 --> 00:18:35,285 (Shouts) 344 00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:42,075 - He's got friends. - (Screaming) 345 00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:46,329 Lots of friends. 346 00:18:51,219 --> 00:18:54,171 And we're not backing down anymore. 347 00:19:02,346 --> 00:19:04,264 Hey, stop looking at me, little boy. 348 00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:07,017 I'm not afraid of you. 349 00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:09,986 You should be. Show him, Billy. 350 00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:13,273 (Shrieks) 351 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,275 Now get out of my town. 352 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,327 All you people are crazy! 353 00:19:17,361 --> 00:19:19,913 Come on, guys. Let's go go go! 354 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,918 Good job, everybody. We did it! 355 00:19:24,952 --> 00:19:27,037 (Cheering) 356 00:19:27,071 --> 00:19:30,924 - Tiger trio! Tiger trio! - (All chanting) 357 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:37,097 From this day forward no one in this town will ever forget the names 358 00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:40,934 jaws, paws and... 359 00:19:41,969 --> 00:19:43,053 Um... 360 00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:45,939 - Claws! - That's the one. 361 00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:48,091 Thank you. 362 00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:54,397 Milton, I thought Billy used the last fake brick. 363 00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:58,068 He did. This girl can kiss. 364 00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:05,208 All right, people, let's get our cactus on. 365 00:20:05,243 --> 00:20:07,277 - Whoo! - (Tiger trio techno music playing) 366 00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:20,387 Milton: Take two. 367 00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,439 And action! 368 00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,357 (Joan yelling) 369 00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,142 (Moaning) 370 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:29,446 Jerry: Take one. Action, Milton. 371 00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:36,403 This is tasty. Do we have any butter? 372 00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:39,406 Take 12. We're gonna get it this time. 373 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,458 - (Exhales) - And action. 374 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,298 Take 23. 375 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:51,134 Try getting more speed. 376 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,168 And action! 377 00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:53,453 (Yelps) 378 00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:54,587 (Thuds) 379 00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:04,230 That's a wrap! 380 00:21:04,265 --> 00:21:06,349 Kickin' it with you! 381 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:10,949 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29087

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