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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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All right, guys.
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This is what we've been practicing for.
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This defining moment will
make or break our band.
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Milton's right.
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We gotta play like we've
never played before.
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[Classical music playing]
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_.
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What are they doing?
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The school cut funding for their
club, so they're trying to raise money.
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They'd probably make more
money if they stopped playing.
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Guys, you are not gonna believe it.
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Donnie Parker is moving.
Do you know what that means?
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Yes, I do. He's not gonna
be living here anymore.
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No, it means the coolest band in school,
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the Gutter Rats, are gonna
be looking for a new member.
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They're the favorites to win
next week's Battle of the Bands,
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and I'm auditioning to be
their lead guitarist tomorrow.
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You know, I might audition too.
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Jerry, you can't play the guitar.
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And you can't dance,
Kim, but that doesn't stop
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your little freak show
every year at The Prom.
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All right, guys. Let's
see how much we made.
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[Groans]
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18 cents, two apple cores,
and a note that says...
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"Please don't ever play music again".
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Kids can be so hurtful.
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That was from our music teacher.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kicking it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kicking it with you.
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[Music]
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[Instruments tuning]
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We have to figure out a way to raise
money for our classical music club.
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I know. We desperately
need new instruments.
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That piccolo used to be a piece of plumbing
from the sink in the faculty lounge.
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All right, guys. Clear out.
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Time for some real
musicians to use the room.
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Uh, for your information,
we are real musicians.
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Then why is he playing something
that used to be part of a toilet?
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[Gasps] You said it came from the sink!
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[Gags]
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Hey, Jack. Why are you here?
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I'm here to audition for the Gutter
Rats. Why don't you stick around?
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Oh, I'm not allowed to. My mother says rock
music will give me the naughty thoughts.
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But good luck.
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Okay. Let's do this.
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Jack Brewer, you're up first.
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You got 15 seconds
to blow me away, dude.
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[Guitar riff playing]
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Okay, thanks, Jack.
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You can leave.
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Oh, so I should probably just go then?
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And when you get out there, tell
the rest of those guys to go home.
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Because you're our new lead guitarist.
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What?! Oh, dude, are you kidding me?!
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- That's awesome!
- Dude, dude.
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You're a Gutter Rat now.
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You gotta be cool.
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[Low voice] I mean, yeah.
That's... that's pretty cool.
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With your help, we're gonna win the
Battle of the Bands and the $1,000 prize.
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Plus, we just found out the celebrity Judge
is Izzy Gunnar from Kung Fu Lightning.
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Izzy Gunnar, I know him!
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[Low voice] I mean, whatever, dude.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Rudy, calm down. You're
overreacting. It's just a typo.
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The ad you sold me in your school newspaper
was supposed to read "special rate;
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Lifetime membership for three people".
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Uh, what does that say?
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"Lifetime membership for free, people".
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Well, dude, you trusted me with
spelling, words, and numbers.
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What good could come from that?
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High school almost ruined my life
once. I'm not gonna let it happen again.
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I need my squeezy stress balls.
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Rudy, Rudy, I took care of it.
I got down to the school at 5:00
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this morning and grabbed every
newspaper before they went out.
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You see that, Rudy? There's
no problem. Kim got every copy.
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[Sighs]
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Not every copy!
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I'm here for my lifetime
membership for free, people.
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And that's gonna be a while.
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My grandpa's 114, and
he lives with his father.
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[Groans]
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[Murmurs]
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You don't think the
snorkel's a little overkill?
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No, I don't, Milton.
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You know, a person can drown
in three inches of water.
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I danced with death last summer
in my grandmother's bird bath.
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Oh, Carol and Darcy are back again.
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- They don't even have bikes.
- Well, they're not here for the bikes.
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They're here for the gun show.
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[Giggling]
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[Rock music playing]
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[Giggling]
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Look at those nerds.
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Let's hit them with some dirt bombs.
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I can't do that. One of those guys
is my friend, and he's not a nerd.
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Really?
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Okay, well, I do see your point.
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I'm not gonna hit him with a dirt
bomb. And you guys aren't either.
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You know what? You're right.
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Jack, here's a donation.
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Go put it in their bucket.
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Thanks. You see? Fellow
musicians. That's more like it.
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Oh, thanks, Jack.
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Oh, no, man. It's not from
me. It's from the Gutter Rats.
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- Oh.
- And so is this.
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- Ow!
- Oh!
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[Shouting, grunts]
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Oh, and Jack?
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You're out of the band.
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- Hup.
- Rudy?
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- Good job, guys.
- Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy.
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- Again. Again.
- Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy...
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He's a little busy, Albert!
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I want him to watch me hit the fake man.
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[Chuckles]
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Bah! [Whimpers]
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I think I'm getting better.
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- You're really not.
- Oh, really?
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Well, watch what I
can do with a Bo Staff.
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- Albert, Albert.
- What?
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Look, maybe karate
just isn't your thing.
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Well, not yet, but...
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I've got plenty of time to learn
because you're my Sensei for life.
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Which means I'm here
until one of us dies...
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Please let it be me! [Cries]
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Here we go, let's start the party.
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Hey, why are you guys packing up?
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We didn't raise enough money to
save the classical music club.
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We only made 49 bucks
from Carol and Darcy,
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which by the way, made me feel
dirtier than the dirt bombs.
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You're not a quitter, Milton.
You guys aren't gonna give up.
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[Sighs]
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What if you guys had 1,000 bucks?
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Well, that's what the winner
of the Battle of the Bands gets.
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[Laughs]
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Battle of the Bands? [Cackles] Us?
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Come on, Jack. Sidney plays the toilet.
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It's true. It's true.
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All right, laugh all you want.
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If that's what that is.
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The Gutter Rats don't
deserve to win. They're jerks.
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And when it comes down to it, you guys
are probably better musicians, aren't you?
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Well, yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna turn
you guys into rock stars.
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Who's in?
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Rock and roll on three.
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One, two, three!
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[Apathetic] Rock and roll.
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Come on, guys.
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Pretend you're playing Swords
and Magic with a Hobbit, a robot,
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and a Warrior Princess
in a golden bathing suit.
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[Energetic] Rock and roll!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kicking it with you!
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I don't know why we can't just
use the instruments we have.
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Instruments are like animals.
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And yours are the boring
ones at the petting zoo
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like the bunny or the little lamb.
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- I'm gonna be a lamb for Halloween...
- Sidney.
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All we have to do is make a few
adjustments to turn you guys into rockers.
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Teddy, you play the kettle drums, so we're
gonna stay in percussion and give you...
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A rock drum kit!
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- Whoa.
- Ooh.
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Now, Sidney, we're gonna
turn your cello on its side
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and replace it with its
cooler, hipper cousin...
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The bass guitar.
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It's bedtime, Cecelia.
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I don't want her to see this.
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Milton.
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You can play the piano, so we're
gonna put you on the electric keyboard.
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[Plays piano riff]
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I feel so...
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Bad.
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Now, Oliver, you've been
classically trained to play the lute.
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So you're gonna get...
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Uh, the cowbell.
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- The cowbell? But...
- Cowbell!
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I'll play lead guitar and sing.
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And that's all it takes for us
to become a winning rock band?
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No, there's one more thing. Every
rock star has his signature move.
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For example, Mick Jagger has his strut.
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David Lee Roth has his kick.
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It's what makes them
different from everybody else.
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Oh, we got this.
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Well, you know what? Maybe we'll be one of
those cool bands that doesn't move so much.
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Okay?
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Boom-shalla,
boom-shalla. Come on, yeah!
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Boom-shalla,
boom-shalla. Boom boom boom!
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Boom-shalla,
boom-shalla. Boom boom, yeah!
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Boom-shalla,
boom-shalla. Boom boom boom!
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- Take it, Kim!
- No!
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Boom-shalla,
boom-shalla. Come on, yeah.
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Kim. Did you know that
he eats in the shower?
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I found half a turkey
leg in the soap dish.
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Oh, good. [Chuckles]
I was looking for that.
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[Whispers] Guys. Guys. Come here.
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Albert said he wasn't gonna leave
here until he mastered karate.
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So I'm gonna make him a Grand Master.
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He'll think he has nothing
left to learn and he'll leave.
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- That's brilliant.
- I love you, Rudy.
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Uh, Albert?
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- Yeah? What?
- Albert...
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- Huh?
- Can I please speak with you?
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Is this about me barfing in your locker?
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You barfed in my locker?
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No.
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I was reviewing your progress, and
it has exceeded my expectations.
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So I've decided to
make you a Grand Master.
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Wow.
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That's the highest of the high.
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Surely there is nothing
left to teach him.
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You are a Grand Master now.
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You are a leader.
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Now you must go forth and lead others.
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We shall miss thee, oh great one.
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No!
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Grand Master Albert's
not going anywhere.
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It is my duty to lead
the people of this dojo.
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Rudy, go clean my puke
out of your locker.
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Jerry, put a bucket of
ribs in the shower for me.
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00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:43,502
Kim-Kim?
245
00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:44,825
Ooh.
246
00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:47,886
Let's spar it up.
247
00:12:53,682 --> 00:12:54,982
Now listen up, guys.
248
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,822
I got us this gig as a little
warm-up for the Battle of the Bands.
249
00:12:57,823 --> 00:13:02,624
We're gonna go out
there and kick some butt.
250
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:06,437
I think I sneezed one of
my whiskers off on the bus.
251
00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:08,946
Yeah, I don't know if I have
the neck muscles for this wig.
252
00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:11,782
This is a lot of hair for a little boy.
253
00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:13,784
Guys, you look great. You ready to rock?
254
00:13:13,785 --> 00:13:15,264
Yeah. Let's do this.
255
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:18,277
When we walk in there, we
walk in like rock stars.
256
00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:20,678
Here we go.
257
00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:26,865
All right, Seaford, this is a group we put
together we call ourselves the Wolver...
258
00:13:26,866 --> 00:13:29,446
The Wolverines.
259
00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:34,766
Get ready to rock, Seaford.
260
00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,661
One, two, three, four.
261
00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:39,599
Nighttime is daytime
without the light.
262
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,284
The only thing to fear
here is the fear of fright.
263
00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:46,593
Wolverines of the night
sky, a muddy river flow.
264
00:13:46,594 --> 00:13:49,743
Bandages of hope and fear,
there's still nowhere to go.
265
00:13:49,744 --> 00:13:51,495
Where is the exit,
where is the exit?
266
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,097
- Nowhere to go.
- Where is the exit?
267
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,581
- Nowhere to go.
- Where is the exit?
268
00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:56,599
- We're staying right here.
- Do you see the exit?
269
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,699
- Because there's nowhere to go.
- Is there no exit?
270
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,487
Where is the exit,
where is the exit?
271
00:14:00,488 --> 00:14:03,357
Where is the exit?
272
00:14:03,358 --> 00:14:05,056
Woo!
273
00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:07,577
Whoa! [Shouts]
274
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:10,316
Uh...
275
00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:15,669
Where is the rest of the band?
276
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:20,490
They're in the parking lot trying to
de-wedge Milton's shoe from the bass drum.
277
00:14:20,491 --> 00:14:21,899
Izzy.
278
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,309
- Hey hey.
- What's happening, man?
279
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,838
- It's been a while, mate.
- Yeah.
280
00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,734
God, your hair looks good.
281
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:30,555
Tough gig, though.
282
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,651
You saw that?
283
00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:33,980
Unfortunately, I did.
284
00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:37,809
But fortunately, I hadn't eaten yet.
285
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:41,546
It's not your fault, Jack. You were
on stage with a bunch of posers.
286
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,952
They're actually really great
musicians, man. I just...
287
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:47,335
I tried to make them into
something that they're not.
288
00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:50,271
I once tried to turn a
weasel into a lap dog.
289
00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:51,840
Don't do it.
290
00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:54,804
I'm still missing part of my lap.
291
00:14:54,805 --> 00:14:58,579
So you're saying if they're weasels,
then I should just let them be weasels.
292
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:02,489
Most rock stars are trying to be
what you say those guys already are.
293
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:05,021
Great musicians.
294
00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:10,922
- Thanks, man. That's great advice.
- I know. Oh! One last thing.
295
00:15:10,971 --> 00:15:13,428
Your voice is...
296
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:16,721
How do I say this nicely?
297
00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:18,599
It's horrible.
298
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,701
Yeah, it's like wretchedly bad.
299
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,582
Just like... [gags]
300
00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:27,312
I thought you said
you were gonna be nice?
301
00:15:27,313 --> 00:15:28,509
I was.
302
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,578
But your voice made me...
303
00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:33,099
Hate my ears.
304
00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:36,709
Cheers, mate.
305
00:15:37,932 --> 00:15:42,372
Not as cool as kicking it with you!
306
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:46,240
You guys okay?
307
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,427
No, we're not okay.
308
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,642
It's over.
309
00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:06,129
We failed.
310
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,044
You guys didn't fail.
311
00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:10,023
I did.
312
00:16:10,024 --> 00:16:11,885
I tried to change you
guys into rock stars
313
00:16:11,886 --> 00:16:15,224
instead of letting you
guys be who you really are.
314
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,327
And I believe that we can
win the Battle of the Bands.
315
00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:19,628
[Cackles]
316
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,669
Sidney.
317
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:24,318
Come on, Jack.
318
00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:28,437
You want us to go up on stage at Battle
of the Bands looking like a bunch of nerds?
319
00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:30,111
Yes.
320
00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:33,575
Yes. In fact, that's exactly
what I want you to do.
321
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,432
And all we need is a singer now.
322
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:38,314
- Jack, I thought you were our singer.
- I can't sing and we all know it.
323
00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,615
- That's true.
- You're horrible.
324
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:42,137
- You stink.
- Terrible.
325
00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:44,048
Well, I could sing.
326
00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:45,291
You can sing?
327
00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:49,298
Yeah. I've never done it in front of
people because it's a little scary.
328
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:52,786
But if we're being who we
really are, then let me bring it.
329
00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:56,089
Okay. And if you want, I can
do a little backup singing?
330
00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:57,253
Not gonna happen, Jack.
331
00:16:57,254 --> 00:17:03,154
- I could just harmonize.
- He said no! So back off, hair bag.
332
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,492
Kickin' it with you!
333
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,218
Do you think Rudy's
new plan's gonna work?
334
00:17:15,219 --> 00:17:18,435
As Grand Master, it's Albert's
responsibility to protect the dojo.
335
00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:21,199
So when Rudy shows up dressed like
a ninja, it'll scare Albert so bad,
336
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,340
he'll run away and never come back.
337
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:29,996
Nice commitment.
338
00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,088
Oh, no! A ninja!
339
00:17:32,089 --> 00:17:33,791
[Both scream]
340
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,592
No.
341
00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:37,557
Not in my dojo!
342
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,378
I got this, guys.
343
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,837
Go away.
344
00:17:43,432 --> 00:17:45,652
[Whimpers]
345
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,610
[Cries]
346
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,188
I hate karate!
347
00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:55,352
It's the Devil's yoga.
348
00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:57,694
I'm never coming back!
349
00:17:57,695 --> 00:18:00,414
Rudy, that was awesome.
350
00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:04,234
Did you see the look on his fa...
351
00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:06,995
Where'd Rudy go?
352
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:10,906
[Exhales sharply]
353
00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:15,613
Where's Albert?
354
00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,834
Uh, Rudy?
355
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,129
How did you get outside?
356
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,650
What do you mean?
357
00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:23,582
A second ago, a ninja
fell through the ceiling,
358
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,067
beat the tar out of
Albert, and ran him off.
359
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,833
Well, that wasn't me.
360
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,994
Oh, boy.
361
00:18:30,562 --> 00:18:33,923
I gotta call the exterminator.
362
00:18:33,924 --> 00:18:37,344
I think our ninja's back.
363
00:18:43,217 --> 00:18:45,409
[Cheering]
364
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:48,859
Announcer: Yeah! That
was the Gutter Rats.
365
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,196
Now for our last act!
366
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:57,097
Help me welcome to the stage Milton
Krupnick and the Treble Clefs.
367
00:18:59,841 --> 00:19:03,081
[Classical music playing]
368
00:19:10,202 --> 00:19:15,062
- [Audience chattering]
- What are they playing?
369
00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:19,426
[Guitar playing]
370
00:19:20,312 --> 00:19:23,252
[Rock music playing]
371
00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:35,773
Nighttime is daytime
without the light.
372
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:39,464
The only thing to fear
here is the fear of fright.
373
00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:42,650
Wolverines in the night
sky, muddy river flow.
374
00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:47,655
Bandages of hope and
fear. But still nowhere to go.
375
00:19:47,656 --> 00:19:49,659
Nowhere to go.
376
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:52,494
Nowhere to go. We're
staying right here!
377
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:56,935
- Because there's...
- Nowhere to go!
378
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,398
Ow!
379
00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:05,311
[Cheering]
380
00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:07,299
Announcer: I think we have our winners.
381
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,953
Keep it going for Milton
and the Treble Clefs!
382
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:12,322
- Yes!
- Whoa!
383
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:14,374
Oh, dude, did you hear that?
384
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,243
They really like us!
385
00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:19,246
That was great. You guys
are like real rock stars.
386
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:21,048
Hey, do you know
"surfing the lightning"?
387
00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:22,601
- Uh, yeah.
- Of course we do.
388
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:27,171
Good. Because it's like
the only song I really know.
389
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:30,112
[Rock music playing]
390
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,134
Surfing the lightning,
surfing the lightning!
391
00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:35,619
Our senses are heightened
because we're surfing the lightning.
392
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,424
Surfing the lightning,
surfing the lightning.
393
00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:39,753
Our love is all right because
we're surfing the lightning.
394
00:20:39,754 --> 00:20:41,678
Surfing the lightning, lightning.
395
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,062
Lightning.
396
00:20:43,063 --> 00:20:45,178
You want to give
everyone something to see?
397
00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:48,839
Surf the lightning with me!
398
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,665
[Music]
399
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:55,717
You got a pretty good
voice there, Milton.
400
00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:58,130
How'd you hit the high note
during "surfing the lightning"?
401
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:04,031
Oh, that was easy. Sidney did a spin move
with his cello and nailed me in the crotch.
402
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:07,677
I'm sorry you got stuck with us instead
of being in a real rock and roll band.
403
00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:10,656
Are you kidding me, dude? We
are a real rock and roll band.
404
00:21:10,657 --> 00:21:13,513
Oi! What are you guys doing?
405
00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:19,385
Well, we're celebrating the victory.
You know, having a little party.
406
00:21:19,386 --> 00:21:22,545
No. This is not a party.
You guys are rock stars now.
407
00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:24,139
You gotta party like them.
408
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,324
Hey!
409
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:28,485
We're gonna play Swords
and Magic with a Hobbit,
410
00:21:28,486 --> 00:21:33,199
a robot, and a Warrior Princess
in a golden bathing suit.
411
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,140
All: Rock and roll!
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00:21:36,268 --> 00:21:42,168
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