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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Music]
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Ooh, our commercial is on!
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Hello, I'm Rudy Gillespie, the
Sensei of The Bobby Wasabi Dojo.
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Oh no, some bully just
stole my calculator.
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I wish I knew kar-a-te.
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I'll teach you. [Fake whispers]
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- Thank you, handsome Sensei.
- [Fabric rips]
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Hey, you, give me my calculator back.
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[Nervously] Oh no, you
must have learned kar-a-te.
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At The Bobby Wasabi Dojo...
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Conveniently located at...
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3316 m...
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Main Street.
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[High-pitched scream]
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Hey, I was watching you from over...
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There.
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What do you call those
moves you do so well?
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They are called
ka-ra-te, friend.
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Because life without it...
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Just doesn't add up.
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Wow, you wear ka-ra-te well.
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- Can I please be your girlfriend now?
- [Bell dings]
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Sign up today! Call 1...
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_.
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Yeah!
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Now everyone in Seaford will
know that I'm the King of karate.
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Uh, Rudy, you may want to see this.
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I'm Chuck Banner, the Karate King.
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And if you love America, you'll sign up
at my new Seaford Karate King dojo today!
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Hiyah! Call within the next 30 minutes and
you'll receive this free Karate King clock.
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Men and ladies love
waking up next to me.
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What time is it?
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Half past awesome.
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- Jerry, what are you doing?
- I'm getting that clock.
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I want one too.
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Please, guys, Chuck Banner is a joke.
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Jack is right. Nobody is
calling Karate King from my dojo!
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- But...
- You guys go stretch out, get to work.
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- Oh, Rudy.
- All right.
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[Whispering] Yes, hello.
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Can I order one of those
free Chuck Banner clocks?
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Wait, what?! $99 for
shipping and handling?!
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I'll take two!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kicking it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kicking it with you.
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[Music]
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Hey, Rudy, there's something
I want to talk to you about.
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Hang on, I just have to
finish my Shin-Do practice.
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Okay, I'm good.
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Check it out. The big Sensei tournament
is going to be at the Seaford Civic Center.
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The final round is
going to be televised.
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Oh...
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Winning this tournament in my hometown
would be even better publicity than when
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I became a hero by jumping into the
bay and saving that man in a wheelchair.
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He was only in the bay because
your car bumped into him...
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A hero!
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I was thinking that...
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Maybe I could enter the tournament.
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What?
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Jack, you're not a Sensei.
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Rudy, I'm a second-degree black
belt, I win all of my tournaments...
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I really think I'm ready
to take the next step.
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Jack, just because you
have a donkey in the barn
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doesn't mean you know
how to plow a field.
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- What does that mean?
- No idea.
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Now the point is there's just
so much more I have to teach you.
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Do you want to learn the
ancient martial art of Shin-Do?
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I shin-don't.
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It looks lame.
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Lame? You harness your opponent's
energy and use it against them.
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Rudy, why would I do
that when I can do this?
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Hi-yah!
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Jack, there's more to being a
Sensei than flying side kicks.
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It requires a level of maturity
that you have yet to achieve.
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[Door opens]
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Ooh ooh, they're here! They're here!
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[Excited squeals]
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[Laughs]
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It's time to kick butt!
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Hiyah! It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
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Oh, Chuck Banner is a poser, but
this clock is half past awesome!
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All three of these foods are brown.
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How do I know which is which?
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The broccoli's got the congealed fat,
the mac and cheese has got the mold.
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And the pot roast's got
the fat and the mold.
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Look at Jerry's meatball.
It's like a rock.
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No, it's not.
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[Thuds]
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You can eat a rock.
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You know what? Something has got to be
done about the food in the cafeteria.
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I am sick of it.
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- Marge?
- You guys want seconds?
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All: No!
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Look, Marge, there's no nice way to
put this, so I'm just going to be blunt.
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Marge...
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Your food stinks.
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There better be another woman named
Marge standing right behind me.
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We want better food! Am I right, people?
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[Chanting] Better food, better food!
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Better food, better food...
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Oh, that's it!
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You think it's easy putting 500
lukewarm meals out every day?
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Peeling onions, chopping
carrots, erasing expiration dates.
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You know what? You guys
don't appreciate me?
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I'm outta here.
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I'm removing my apron, my
gloves, and my hairnet...
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Where's my hairnet? Oop, where...
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It's in my soup.
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Gimme that!
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Come on, people, let's go. [Snaps]
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Hey, guys, you know what?
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With Marge gone, Principal Funderburk
is gonna have to find a new replacement.
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So trust me, this is
gonna work out great.
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I can't believe we're
the new lunch ladies.
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I can't believe I
have to wear a hairnet.
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I can't believe I have to wear three.
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Hey!
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I recognize you from your commercial.
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Oh, thanks, we're really proud...
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It was horrible.
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- But you were good.
- Thank you.
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You're... you're Chuck
Banner, the Karate King.
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How'd you know? [Chuckles]
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Just a guess.
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Jack, you remind me of Young Me.
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I remind you of you?
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No, Young Me the Chinese Grandmaster.
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He was a Sensei at 16.
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Wait, really?
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I'm 16, but I'm not a Sensei.
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You know what I say to that? Boo Hoo.
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- You gonna cry?
- No.
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Boo Hoo the black belt.
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Whose master never let
him become a Sensei.
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You come over to Karate King
and I'll make you a Sensei.
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And with that comes honor,
prestige and ka-ching.
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Let me guess... ka-ching is
another Sensei who works for you?
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Ka-ching is an expression for making a
whole lot of money. What's wrong with you?
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Kickin' it with you!
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As you all know they're holding a
Sensei tournament right here in Seaford.
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And one student amongst you
has risen above all the others.
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I think someone's about
to become a Sensei. Heh.
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- Jack I would like to officially ask you..
- Rudy, hang on one second.
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I'd like to say something first.
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Although I'm about to become a Sensei,
I will always be your friend-sei.
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Jack, I was going to ask you if you'd
be my corner man in the tournament.
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What?
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You want me to empty your spit
bucket and carry your shoes?
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Congratulations, friend-sei.
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Ooh!
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Ah, chicken florentine
with mushroom Risotto.
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Now that's a lunch.
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Great! We're just going
to need 499 more plates.
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What?!
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It took me five hours to make this one!
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What? What are we going to do?
We gotta feed them something.
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[Whimpers]
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Who's ready to serve up some
famous Martinez gumbo ya-ya?
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I can't believe it! This
stuff smells so good.
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- Jerry, you saved us!
- I didn't know you knew how to make gumbo.
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Gumbo is just the Cajun word for...
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[Cajun accent] Throw it in de'er.
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A little bullion, a little
onion, a little chick-on.
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[Regular voice] And some ketchup.
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Excuse me, ah.
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[Growls]
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Whatever is in that
pot just growled at me.
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[Growls]
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This gumbo's fighting back.
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[Splashes]
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Ah, don't worry, I'll get it.
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Wah! Help! Ah, help!
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I'm in a bit of a... situati-on.
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- Stop! Ah ah!
- [Growling]
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Ah!
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Good, Jack, I'm glad you're here.
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Let's work on our
spit-bucket technique.
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If I get dazed out there, spit could
be coming at you from every angle.
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So try to follow my mouth.
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I'm not going to be
your corner man, Rudy.
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[Gurgles] What do you mean you're
not going to be my corner man?
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I'm going to be competing.
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What?
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You can't compete.
It's only for Senseis.
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I am a Sensei.
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At Karate King.
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You're a who at where now?!
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I'll see you later, Rudy.
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Wha...
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It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
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- It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
- Aw, shut it!
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It's time to kick butt!
Hiyah! It's time to kick butt!
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- Hiyah! It's time to kick...
- [Grunts]
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- It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
- [Screams]
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It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
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Say what you want
about that Chuck Banner.
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The man knows how to make a clock!
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Kickin' it with you!
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[Music]
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Oh, look who's here to sign
up for tomorrow's tournament.
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Everybody bow, it's Sensei Jack.
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No, he's not a real Sensei! Stop bowing!
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Well, Chuck Banner thinks I am.
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Oh really? Um, was Chuck there
when you broke your first board?
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Or-or when you got your black belt?
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Or when you were so nervous you
wet your pants before nationals?
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That wasn't me, Rudy. That was you.
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Stupid hotel with that
all-you-can-drink lemonade bar.
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The point is I know you.
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And I want you to become a
Sensei, but when you're ready.
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Well, I think I'm ready now. Excuse me.
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I have a tournament to sign up for.
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Um, as your Sensei, I am removing
your name from the sign-up sheet.
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Well, as my own Sensei, I am putting
my name back on the sign-up sheet.
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Can't sign up without a pen. Ha ha!
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Your problem is you're jealous of Chuck.
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Why would I be jealous?
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Maybe because he owns 55 dojos
across the country and you own one.
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I could own 55 dojos. I just have
neither the money nor the ability.
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Just face it, Jack. The
guy's a pompous blowhard.
244
00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:50,587
No, he's not, Rudy. He takes
his karate very seriously.
245
00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:53,185
Woo! The King is in the house!
246
00:11:53,186 --> 00:11:55,166
Hiyah!
247
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,003
Here's your wizard weenie.
248
00:11:59,004 --> 00:12:02,604
We make magic in your mouth!
249
00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:05,653
Marge, we need you back.
250
00:12:05,654 --> 00:12:08,673
Milton: We tried to do your job
and we realized how hard it is.
251
00:12:08,674 --> 00:12:11,429
And how good my food is?
252
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,904
We realized how hard it is.
253
00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,594
Please consider coming back.
254
00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:19,034
I'm not coming back. You
guys didn't appreciate me.
255
00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:21,469
Besides, I've never been happier.
256
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,032
Pushing around a weenie wagon?
257
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:26,163
You don't know what makes
me happy, little girl.
258
00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:28,119
Besides, my dream is dead.
259
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,101
Your dream is to marry
Denzel Washington.
260
00:12:30,102 --> 00:12:33,938
That is not a dream.
D-wash will be mine.
261
00:12:33,939 --> 00:12:36,404
I'm talking about
opening up a restaurant.
262
00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:39,466
Marge's Home Style Barbecue.
263
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,546
Ooh, I need a bathroom break.
264
00:12:41,547 --> 00:12:44,230
They make you do everything
in this stupid wizard code.
265
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:50,131
Base, this is Marge. I need to
use the cave of despair... pronto!
266
00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:51,971
Why do they call it the cave of despair?
267
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,365
Have you been in the
food court bathroom?
268
00:12:55,366 --> 00:13:00,706
You guys, we're gonna make
Marge's dream come true.
269
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,370
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
270
00:13:03,371 --> 00:13:05,982
Worst ninja ever!
271
00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:06,893
[Giggles]
272
00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:12,574
Get it? Because he just knocked, and
he literally said worst ninja ever.
273
00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:17,135
That is so not a good ninja, am I right?
274
00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:20,548
Wow, nice Gi, Jack.
275
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,284
Uh... what dojo are you with again?
276
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,265
Right?
277
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:30,384
Got your fancy Gi, your
matching wrist bands...
278
00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:32,303
Bet you're even wearing
Karate King underp...
279
00:13:32,304 --> 00:13:35,544
Yes, unfortunately I am.
280
00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:39,495
You know, you're going up against
Byron Kavanaugh in the first round.
281
00:13:39,496 --> 00:13:41,404
He's a master of Muay Thai.
282
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,682
- He's probably gonna come at you...
- I don't need your help anymore, Rudy.
283
00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:45,873
Be that way.
284
00:13:45,874 --> 00:13:49,428
But I am not telling you the hilarious joke
I've been telling all the other Senseis.
285
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:54,263
- Worst ninja ever? It's not funny.
- It is the way I tell it!
286
00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:57,684
[Instrumental music playing]
287
00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:01,775
[Cheering]
288
00:14:03,753 --> 00:14:05,973
[Grunting]
289
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:21,854
- [Bones crack]
- [Kicking]
290
00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:50,733
You sure Marge is going to show up?
291
00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:53,069
I sent her a text that
should get her attention.
292
00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:57,047
Where is he? Where's
my beautiful Denzel?
293
00:14:57,048 --> 00:15:00,370
- He's not here.
- What?
294
00:15:00,371 --> 00:15:02,223
You lied to me?
295
00:15:02,224 --> 00:15:04,413
That's it. I'm tired of this, okay?
296
00:15:04,414 --> 00:15:08,303
- [Shrieks]
- No no no, Marge, Marge, calm down.
297
00:15:08,304 --> 00:15:12,788
We know you gave up on your dream of
opening Marge's Home Style Barbecue.
298
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:14,950
But we didn't.
299
00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:16,261
What are you talking about?
300
00:15:16,262 --> 00:15:18,788
[Country music plays]
301
00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:20,127
[Gasps]
302
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,333
This is exactly how I
pictured it in my dreams.
303
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:26,898
Okay, look... your restaurant's going to
be filled with hungry customers in an hour.
304
00:15:26,899 --> 00:15:30,259
And we got you something.
305
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,402
[Gasps]
306
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:36,171
I can't believe you guys
did this just for me.
307
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,968
You children better turn
away. I'm an ugly crier.
308
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,416
Aw, you're crying because you're happy.
309
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:45,497
- [Sobbing]
- That's just beautif...
310
00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:50,224
She is an ugly crier.
311
00:15:50,893 --> 00:15:53,293
For lunch today we're
having barbecued ribs,
312
00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:56,394
baked beans and Marge's
special cornbread.
313
00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:59,768
Dig in, I'm going to make
seconds, everybody. Woo!
314
00:15:59,769 --> 00:16:02,898
Well, the best part of this food
is that we didn't have to make it.
315
00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:04,548
It actually looks pretty good.
316
00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:07,669
It smells pretty good.
317
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:11,756
You think we should give it a try?
318
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,020
[Gagging]
319
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:21,571
All right, people. Don't panic.
320
00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:23,796
There are barf bags under your seats.
321
00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:27,546
- Marge: Who wants dessert?
- Boy: Oh no!
322
00:16:27,547 --> 00:16:29,974
Please proceed in a
calm, orderly fashion.
323
00:16:29,975 --> 00:16:34,527
Exit in a single-file line.
Bathrooms are out to the left.
324
00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:37,073
Kickin' it with you!
325
00:16:37,074 --> 00:16:40,077
Wow, Jerry's really getting
into being Rudy's new corner man.
326
00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:43,136
Oh look, he's going to do that old
globe trotters gag with the spit bucket.
327
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,102
It looks like he's going
to throw it on the crowd,
328
00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:49,483
but there's nothing in it but confetti.
329
00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:59,549
Oop. Sorry, wrong bucket.
330
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,410
Gah!
331
00:17:02,132 --> 00:17:03,408
[Dramatic music playing]
332
00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:06,229
Woohoo, yeah-hhhh!
333
00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:09,113
Ladies and gentleman!
334
00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:12,590
You all know me, I'm Chuck
Banner the Karate King...
335
00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:14,796
Best new dojo in town.
336
00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:17,957
Please welcome my new Sensei.
337
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,970
And the man who's going
to bring home the gold!
338
00:17:20,971 --> 00:17:25,111
- Jack Brewer!
- [Rock music playing]
339
00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:29,703
[Cheers]
340
00:17:30,524 --> 00:17:34,288
Ladies and gentlemen, from
The Bobby Wasabi Dojo...
341
00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:36,633
Sensei Rudy Gillespie...
342
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,967
[Echoing]... espie espie espie.
343
00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:43,408
- [Boom box clicks]
- [Pop music playing]
344
00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:52,796
- [Coldly] Rudy.
- Jack.
345
00:17:52,797 --> 00:17:54,829
- Go Rudy!
- Go Jack!
346
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,950
- Go Jack!
- Go Rudy!
347
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,857
[Applause, cheering]
348
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:06,513
[Grunting]
349
00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:22,998
[Bell dings]
350
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:26,539
[Applause, cheers]
351
00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:29,118
He's countering every one of my strikes.
352
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:30,819
Do you have any martial arts advice?
353
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:34,722
Try to win. It's good for business.
354
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:39,233
Wait, hang on a second, you're not
even a real black belt, are you?
355
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,776
I'm a black belt at making
money, I can tell you that.
356
00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:43,696
Now get out there and make me look good.
357
00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:46,097
[Bell dings]
358
00:19:06,822 --> 00:19:10,002
[Mystical music playing]
359
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:51,710
- Ah!
- [Bell dings]
360
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,931
[Cheering]
361
00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:03,011
Rudy, what was that form? I've
never seen anything like it.
362
00:20:03,012 --> 00:20:06,792
Sure you have, that's Shin-Do.
363
00:20:07,787 --> 00:20:11,272
Wow, man. You know,
I owe you an apology.
364
00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:13,486
You were right. I'm not
ready to be a Sensei yet.
365
00:20:13,487 --> 00:20:15,044
You will be.
366
00:20:15,045 --> 00:20:18,639
Great job, Jack. The camera
got some great logo shots.
367
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,966
You know what, Chuck?
368
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,766
I have a lot more to learn and I
want Rudy to be the one to teach me.
369
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:25,202
Okay, fine. Moving on.
370
00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:26,935
Rudy, nice moves.
371
00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:29,171
- What do you say you join...
- Not interested, Chuck.
372
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,439
All right, fine.
373
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,254
But I'm the one leaving in a Ferrari
with two supermodels and an orangutan.
374
00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:36,078
I'll see you losers later.
375
00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:38,315
Rudy, none of that's important.
376
00:20:38,316 --> 00:20:40,300
The important thing is is
that you're leaving here
377
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:43,285
with four kids who absolutely
love and respect you.
378
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,581
And you know, the moral
of the story is that...
379
00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:50,082
- Rudy?
- Wait up, Chuck! I call shotgun!
380
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,445
[Music]
381
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:59,717
- Jack: Hey, Rudy, where you been?
- I finally did it.
382
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:03,438
I destroyed the Chuck Banner clock.
383
00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:06,110
Yeah. I dropped it off the third story,
384
00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:08,473
hit it a few hundred
times with a cinder block.
385
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:12,161
Then I ran over it with
my buddy's steamroller.
386
00:21:12,162 --> 00:21:15,214
I'll never have to hear Chuck
Banner's dumb voice again.
387
00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:17,108
It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
388
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,914
What?! I don't believe
it, it still works!
389
00:21:19,915 --> 00:21:21,199
It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
390
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,124
That's it, I'm finding a
volcano and I'm throwing it in.
391
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:28,095
Hiyah! It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
392
00:21:28,096 --> 00:21:30,227
It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
393
00:21:30,228 --> 00:21:32,751
It's time to kick butt! Hiyah!
394
00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:35,325
- Jerry.
- Okay, don't you people Judge me.
395
00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:38,202
That clock really is half past awesome.
396
00:21:38,203 --> 00:21:40,739
- It's time to kick butt!
- Hiyah!
397
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:46,640
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