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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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The babysitter...
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Thought she was safe, but
what she didn't know was...
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Was what?
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The clown with the chainsaw
was watching her from...
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- From where?
- Inside...
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- The house!
- [Screams]
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Okay, that's it. I'm putting
an end to this fake camp-out.
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Aw.
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Hey! There is nothing
fake about our camp-out.
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Now turn the fire back on.
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Rudy, if you just apologized
to the Park Ranger,
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maybe he'll let us back
into the Seaford Campground.
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I am not apologizing to anybody.
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Rudy, you hit him repeatedly
with your canoe paddle.
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I thought a bear was attacking my boat!
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If you're that hairy, you
should not be swimming in public.
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Why don't I get everyone in the mood with
some good, old-fashioned campfire songs?
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Please don't.
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Oh...
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[Playing off-key]
She'll be
coming around the mountain when...
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[Guitar thuds, breaks]
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Well, you got farther into
the song than last year.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, that's very true.
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- I'm outta here.
- Me too. I'm out.
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- Yeah.
- No!
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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See, you know, I knew you city slickers
wouldn't last out here in the wild.
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That's why I did what any
responsible camp counselor would do.
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Padlocked the door
and swallowed the key.
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All: What?!
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[Laughs]
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Settle in, campers!
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It's gonna be three days
before we see that key again.
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Yeah well, two if I eat a fiber bar.
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[Alarm rings]
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Hey hey, check it out. Those guys are
coming out of the athletic authority.
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Sweet! Must be their
annual ski mask sale.
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Jerry, those are robbers!
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Hurry up! Open the
door! We gotta stop 'em.
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I'll get the key.
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[Gagging]
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[Metal clatters]
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Car key, key to the riding mower.
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Oh, anybody want a jelly bean?
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No? Okay.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Any details about the way he
looked will help our sketch artist.
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Oh, there was something.
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Yeah, in the middle of his face he had this
mound of flesh that had two holes in it.
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You mean a nose?
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You are good.
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Guys, we told the sketch
artist what he looked like,
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and he drew a really
good likeness of him.
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Don't need it. Drew it myself.
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Detective, this is your man.
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Or you could look for this guy.
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[Scoffs]
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Yeah. Good luck fishing
in the dark with that mess.
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That's Benny the Blade.
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We've been trying to
put him away for years.
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But nobody's ever been brave
enough to point the finger at him.
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Not until Rudy Gillespie came along!
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You see this finger? It
was born to do two things,
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and one of them is point at bad guys.
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What's he other thing?
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I don't feel comfortable
saying it in front of the cop.
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We arrested the suspect. Now we
just need you to identify him.
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Uh... I know how this
works. This is two-way glass.
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- Benny can't see us.
- You know, this is kinda exciting.
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I know. No one has ever identified
this guy because he's so dangerous.
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Not till Rudy J. Gillespie came along.
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The "J" stands for justice.
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I thought you said it
stood for jam master.
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- Jujitsu.
- Jaguar.
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Jermaine.
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All right, it changes
with the situation!
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So, let the record show that I...
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Rudy Gillespie, along with my
students, identify that man!
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Ah!
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Glass is down! Glass is down,
people! Hero out! Go go go go!
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Aah! Let me out!
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[Screams]
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Hey!
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Come on!
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Kickin' it with you!
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I am feeling pretty great
about putting Benny away.
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Yeah, you should. You committed a selfless
act and helped make Seaford a safer place.
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Oh, that's not why. I'm
getting a $5,000 reward.
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Hey, we all identified him, so we
should all share the reward money.
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What reward money?
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Fine. We'll split it five ways.
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Ooh ooh! Turn on the news.
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We'll watch Benny get taken into
the Courthouse for sentencing.
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This is Chappy Chapman
outside the Seaford Courthouse,
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awaiting the arrival of Benny the Blade.
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I'll say it, Chappy's got
the best hair in Seaford.
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Seriously, dude? I'm sitting right here.
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It looks like the van has just arrived, and
Benny is being taken into the Courthouse.
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There, he'll be arraigned and
set... oh, no! Oh, this isn't good.
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He's got, like, ninja people. Oh,
my... Benny's men have come and...
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Oh, he's running. This is not
good. Now he's coming back.
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Benny, please. Do not
hit me in my perfectly...
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- Oh!
- Ooh, right in the hair.
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Rudy Gillespie!
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I'm coming for you...
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And those kids.
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Did you hear that? My name was on TV!
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I gotta go call my mother!
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Did he hear the second part?
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Oh, he heard it. Three, two, one.
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Whoa!
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Run for our lives!
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Kickin' it with you!
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Only take what's necessary,
people. We have to travel lightly.
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Great. Rudy, what's the
plan? Where are we going?
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- Uh...
- That's where I come in.
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Tonight we will travel
south to Guatemala.
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There we will live as a talented
but reasonably-priced mariachi band.
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Mariachi band?
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Si. And I am the leader...
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[Emphatically] Se?orita Rosa.
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Why would you play a woman?
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My plan, my disguises, Kim.
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Or should I call you by your new name?
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[Emphatically] Jorge!
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- [Knocking on door]
- [Shrieks]
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It's the Blade! Children, form
a human shield around me...
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For your own safety.
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Rudy, Benny the Blade wouldn't knock.
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Oh. Good point.
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Coming!
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Oh, it's Detective Bronson.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Any news on Benny?
- We're still looking for him.
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But we've got a plan. The five of
you are going into Witness Protection.
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Good call. Witness Protection.
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Why don't you explain
what it is to the kids,
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because I definitely know
what it is, that, that is.
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We take you to a secret location
and give you new identities.
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You can return after Blade is captured.
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Oh, this is gonna be great.
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The cops are gonna
pay for us to hang out
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and play volleyball with
girls at an exotic resort?!
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Nah nah, forget that.
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I say we go to a cabin in the
mountains, get our snowboard on.
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I don't do cold.
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I once got hypothermia from a smoothie.
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I bet it's a cruise. I'm
gonna need my own state room.
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If she's getting one, I'm getting one.
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- Me too!
- All right, it's settled!
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State rooms all around.
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Yes!
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I am gonna need a
balcony with a hot tub.
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- You're not going on a...
- No no no, don't tell us.
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We wanna be surprised.
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[Cows moo]
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When it comes to surprises,
you, Sir, are horrible.
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Hiding on a farm in the middle of
Homesdale is not what we had in mind.
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Benny the Blade is a dangerous man. And
this is the last place he would look.
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Yeah, I don't blame him. That
cow just peed on the floor.
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Remember... you're
experienced farmhands.
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You have to blend in and stay hidden.
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You have to be completely off the grid.
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That's why I confiscated
your cellphones.
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[All sigh]
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[Cow moos]
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[Ringtone playing]
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Jerry, did you hide
your phone in the cow?
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Yes, I did.
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Why did you do that?
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Oh, because the sheep
got really bad reception.
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Well, there you are!
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My new farmhands.
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My name's farmer Pratchett, but,
uh, why don't you call me Jebidiah?
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Oh. Hello, Jebidiah.
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I'm... Rudimiah.
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And this is Jackidiah,
Jeremiah, Miltimiah and that's...
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Kim.
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Just Kim.
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So, where did y'all work last?
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Uh...
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Over yonder ways.
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For old MacDonald.
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He...
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Had a farm.
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[Softly] Ee-i-ee-i-o.
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I have a list of chores here.
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Oh, all right. Let's see what we got.
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Nope, not for me, nice try.
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Ewe, I would never do that.
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Oh, here we go. "Milk the cow".
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That's got "Rudimiah"
written all over it.
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It's, uh... it's just me
and my daughter Lily now.
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We had a tough harvest last year.
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Had to sell my beloved
plow horse Charlie.
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He had a beautiful mane.
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Hmm.
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You know what?
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You kinda remind me of my Charlie.
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[Chuckles]
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Yes.
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How about a sugar cube, boy?
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No, I'm good...
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That's a good boy.
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[Animal huffs angrily]
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Ah!
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That cow does not like being milked.
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That's a bull.
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This is gonna be harder than I thought.
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[Rooster crows]
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Now this is the most
important job on the farm...
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Protecting my vegetables from the birds.
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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Look at the size of that gourd!
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That's not just a gourd.
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That squash is gonna win
this year's state fair.
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I call her Sas-Squash.
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Oh, I get it. Because she's so big.
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She's like Sasquatch.
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Who?
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Well, I can see why you chose me.
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I'm smart, courageous...
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00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,965
And trustworthy.
249
00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:23,726
That and, uh... well, you've
got a face made for scaring.
250
00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:26,216
- Good luck.
- I don't need it.
251
00:11:26,217 --> 00:11:29,697
This is gonna be a breeze.
252
00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,130
[Bird caws]
253
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,600
Oh-ho.
254
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,763
I see you up there, crow.
255
00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:43,298
Licking your beak.
256
00:11:43,299 --> 00:11:47,471
Well, it's not gonna happen
on my watch. Keep moving!
257
00:11:47,472 --> 00:11:49,473
That's right, fly away.
258
00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:51,394
Ah...
259
00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,046
Oh, no. Oh oh, you're coming back.
260
00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:58,372
- [Crows caw loudly]
- And you're bringing your friends...
261
00:11:58,373 --> 00:12:00,560
And a bald eagle.
262
00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:03,869
Oh. No no. No no no. Oh oh!
263
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,970
Oh! Ow!
264
00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:13,968
[Birds caw]
265
00:12:26,817 --> 00:12:28,208
Oh.
266
00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:30,147
Oh, Sas-Squash.
267
00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:33,388
You never had a chance.
268
00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:37,374
You animals!
269
00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:40,789
If you ever come back again!
270
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,580
You're gonna feel the wrath...
271
00:12:42,581 --> 00:12:43,703
[Eagle cries]
272
00:12:43,704 --> 00:12:46,944
Better get out of here.
273
00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,213
Your job is simple.
274
00:12:50,214 --> 00:12:53,703
Just use this rope to
stack those bales up there.
275
00:12:53,704 --> 00:12:55,766
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, slow down.
276
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,837
Okay? Ropes, bales, up...
277
00:12:57,838 --> 00:13:00,038
Lot of moving parts here, Pratchett.
278
00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:02,100
I don't care how you do it.
279
00:13:02,101 --> 00:13:05,101
Just get that hay...
280
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:09,081
- Up there.
- [Sighs deeply]
281
00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:19,334
I've been watching you.
282
00:13:19,335 --> 00:13:22,095
You're different.
283
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,668
I get that a lot.
284
00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:27,171
You're not from around here, are you?
285
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,734
You can tell me.
286
00:13:28,735 --> 00:13:30,274
Actually, I'm from the city.
287
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:31,343
[Gasps]
288
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:35,415
Did you ever ride on those
magical moving stairs?
289
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,814
You mean an escalator?
290
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,859
[Gasps]
291
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,680
Oh, how you talk!
292
00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:43,349
I was in the city once
selling eggs with Paul,
293
00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:45,717
and I saw someone eating one of those...
294
00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:48,158
Red sauce devil pies.
295
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,987
- You mean a pizza?
- [Gasps]
296
00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:56,148
Pizza! I've never said
a word with a "Z" in it.
297
00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:58,636
You know, I can, uh...
298
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,770
[Exhales] Order one of those on my...
299
00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:04,006
- Cellphone.
- No, you cannot.
300
00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:06,347
No... whoa!
301
00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:11,366
Oh, hi, yeah. I'd like to
order a delivery, please.
302
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,187
419 Prairie Way...
303
00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:15,907
Homesdale.
304
00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,260
[Laughs]
305
00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:20,111
Hacking into their phones was brilliant.
306
00:14:20,112 --> 00:14:23,714
I think it's time the
Blade makes a little...
307
00:14:23,715 --> 00:14:25,967
Pizza delivery.
308
00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,609
[Chicken clucks]
309
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,890
Thank you.
310
00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,716
Been a pleasure.
311
00:14:33,336 --> 00:14:35,148
Ooh, still warm and damp.
312
00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:38,209
Gross, but thank you.
313
00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:41,733
Okay, last house on the block.
314
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:44,725
Ow! A chicken just pecked me.
315
00:14:44,726 --> 00:14:46,961
Yeah, because you don't
know what you're doing, Kim.
316
00:14:46,962 --> 00:14:49,545
You can't just shove your hand
in there and get all grabby.
317
00:14:49,546 --> 00:14:51,113
You have to just... ow!
318
00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:53,856
[Chicken clucks loudly]
319
00:14:53,857 --> 00:14:55,074
Let her keep her stupid egg!
320
00:14:55,075 --> 00:14:56,757
- Come let's get out of here.
- We can't.
321
00:14:56,758 --> 00:15:00,682
Pratchett said if we leave a single
egg, they'll get lazy and stop laying.
322
00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:04,902
I got it. Okay. You act like a rooster,
draw her out and I'll grab the egg.
323
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,871
- Kim, I'm not acting like...
- A handsome rooster.
324
00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:10,512
That I can do.
325
00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:14,622
[Clucking]
326
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:24,083
Aw, Jack, look! It's working, she's out.
327
00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:31,147
- I can't find the egg.
- Put your head in and look for it.
328
00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:33,263
Yeah, I think I see it.
329
00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:36,564
- Ow!
- [Chicken shrieks]
330
00:15:41,805 --> 00:15:44,035
I think there may be
another chicken in there.
331
00:15:44,036 --> 00:15:46,256
Ya think?
332
00:15:48,445 --> 00:15:50,365
Wait.
333
00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:53,071
Where'd she go?
334
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,446
- Oh!
- [Clucks]
335
00:16:00,447 --> 00:16:03,087
[Both screaming]
336
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:11,073
Ha! You thought you were gonna get
us, but you didn't. You know why?
337
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:15,806
Because you and your little chicken brain
were no match for me and my... what?!
338
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,387
Whoa! Help me!
339
00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:32,380
- What happened to you?
- I got baled and barreled.
340
00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:35,492
- What happened to you?
- We got pecked and feathered.
341
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,987
- What happened to you?
- I got crowed and eagled.
342
00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:42,708
What it do, farm friends? Woo!
343
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:46,223
- That's my girl.
- You're finally here.
344
00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:49,167
Everybody get back to
work. We've got jobs to do.
345
00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:51,362
[Overlapping chatter]
346
00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:53,980
What's going on here?!
347
00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:57,604
Who are you people? Because
you sure aren't farmers.
348
00:16:57,605 --> 00:17:00,956
You're right. You deserve
the truth. We're a...
349
00:17:00,957 --> 00:17:03,477
We are a mariachi band.
350
00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,566
[High-pitched] And I am Se?orita Rosa.
351
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,714
- Milton.
- [Normal voice] Shut it, Jorge.
352
00:17:07,715 --> 00:17:13,337
After I had to sell my horse Charlie, I
didn't think things could get any worse.
353
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:17,418
But you all have destroyed my barn.
354
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,012
That's all right, pal.
355
00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:22,129
Now I'm gonna destroy them.
356
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,216
Benny? How did you find us?
357
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:27,839
It was easy. I just waited
for someone to use their phone.
358
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,704
Pizza delivery for Jerry Martinez.
359
00:17:30,705 --> 00:17:32,991
Oh. That's me.
360
00:17:32,992 --> 00:17:35,288
Yeah, well, you took more
than 30 minutes to deliver it,
361
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,444
which means I don't have to pay.
362
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:38,980
Thank you.
363
00:17:38,981 --> 00:17:41,136
I wanna know what's
going on around here.
364
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:43,297
Get 'em!
365
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,242
Chappy Chapman? What are you doing here?
366
00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:45,143
It's called sweet revenge, missy.
367
00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,642
You!
368
00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:56,530
Nobody hits Chappy Chapman and his hair.
369
00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:59,676
This Chappy Chapman live
from the Pratchett farm.
370
00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:02,737
Back to you, Brittny.
371
00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:10,718
Benny and his boys are
going away for a long time,
372
00:19:10,719 --> 00:19:14,240
thanks to you and your friends, Rudy.
373
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:19,333
I'm mighty impressed that you were brave
enough to stand up to a fellow like Benny.
374
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:23,783
You might not be good farmers,
but you're good people.
375
00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:26,119
And you're welcome on my farm anytime.
376
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,855
- [Chicken clucks]
- [Eagle cries]
377
00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:28,684
[Cow moos]
378
00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:29,722
- I'm out.
- Nope.
379
00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:32,903
- Let's go.
- No way.
380
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:37,533
Uh, Mr. Farmer Pratchett, Sir?
381
00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,066
I have something to say.
382
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:43,685
In the short time that I've been here,
I've developed feelings for Lily and...
383
00:19:43,686 --> 00:19:45,939
I would like to ask for
your permission to be her...
384
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,860
Yeah?
385
00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,344
Be her pen pal. See ya, Lily. Write me.
386
00:19:52,345 --> 00:19:54,925
Guys, wait up!
387
00:19:58,621 --> 00:20:00,594
Kickin' it with you!
388
00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:02,693
Oh, you're back. [Chuckles]
389
00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:05,573
Oh, please don't tell
me you're here to help.
390
00:20:05,574 --> 00:20:08,638
Actually we got a present for you.
391
00:20:08,639 --> 00:20:09,787
[Whinnies]
392
00:20:09,788 --> 00:20:11,308
Pratchett: Ooh!
393
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:14,129
Charlie! [Chortles]
394
00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,689
My Charlie!
395
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:19,279
We couldn't think of a better
way to spend our reward money.
396
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,274
How about a sugar cube, Charlie? Huh?
397
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:25,245
Aw, that's my good boy.
398
00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:30,014
[Voice breaking] I remember
when I was his good boy.
399
00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:31,228
Hey.
400
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,904
This bale of hay should
be at the top of the stack.
401
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:37,965
I'm on it. [Exhales]
402
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,555
[Straining]
403
00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:01,069
We're good.
404
00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:07,416
Look what I found out in the
pumpkin patch under some leaves.
405
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,092
All: Whoa!
406
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:13,300
She's guaranteed to win first
prize at this year's state fair.
407
00:21:13,301 --> 00:21:15,623
Jerry, you're stacking the hay too high.
408
00:21:15,624 --> 00:21:19,704
Kim, I know how to stack... uh-oh.
409
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,808
[Pumpkin splatters]
410
00:21:24,665 --> 00:21:27,376
You know, to beat traffic,
we should probably get going.
411
00:21:27,377 --> 00:21:31,277
- Take care. Thank you.
- Yeah...
412
00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:35,869
Good luck at the fair, man.
413
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:39,276
Pumpkin looks like a sure winner.
414
00:21:39,277 --> 00:21:41,436
Kickin' it with you!
415
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