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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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I can't believe I'm spending
my vacation at the Animal Park
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sitting behind an elephant waiting for
him to pass the Zoo Director's cellphone.
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Ugh!
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It could be worse.
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Oh, it is. I have to
call him when I find it.
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Milton's so lucky. He gets to
go to Scotland with his parents.
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Oh, no, he's not going anymore.
His dad had some work thing come up.
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[Bagpipes playing]
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What is that awful sound?
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Sounds like a dying donkey.
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Takes people years to learn
how to play one of these things.
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[Music stops]
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Suckers!
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- What's with the vacuum cleaner?
- They're bagpipes.
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[Scottish accent] The traditional
instrument of my mother country Scotland.
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I thought you weren't going?
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I wasn't but the first class
tickets were non-refundable.
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So I convinced my parents
to let me turn them into...
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Five coach tickets.
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Which means we're all going to Scotland!
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All: We're going to Scotland!
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Oh, I've always wanted to
learn how to play the bagpipes.
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We're staying with my
grandfather at our family Castle.
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And we can even wear kilts!
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- What's a kilt?
- It's like a skirt for men.
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I'm in.
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[Blows]
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Hey, Jack, I think you're
blowing too much air into that.
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No, I'm trying to build up
the pressure. It's all clogged.
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[Inhales, blows]
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[Plays note] [Pops loudly]
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Sorry.
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[Rock music playing]
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- Don't...
- Don't...
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- You...
- You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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- Won't...
- Won't...
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- You...
- You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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- Don't...
- Don't...
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- You...
- You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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- Won't...
- Won't...
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- You...
- You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Thank you for picking us up from
the airport, grandpa McKrupnick.
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We could have taken a cab.
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No! Then we would have missed the
eight-hour ride in the manure wagon.
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You're here at an exciting time.
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Tonight we have the banquet.
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And tomorrow...
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We start the great games!
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[Laughs]
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- What's that smell?
- [Gasps]
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Grandma's made her famous snouts.
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[Gasps]
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Ooh!
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Mmm. I'll say it. This is
the best snout I've ever had.
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- So what are the great games?
- Well...
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They're a friendly competition between
the McKrupnicks and the McCrarys...
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They only other clan in the valley.
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It's to commemorate the end of
the feud between our two families.
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- Why were you feuding?
- Ooh, never ask that question!
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We swore to never ever speak
about the incident again!
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- I'm sorry. I won't ever...
- 'Twas a foggy night...
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Many generations ago...
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When the Devil's own Fergus
McCrary came on our land!
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And he stole our only donkey!
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[Gasps]
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But 100 years ago,
we finally made peace.
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Mm-hmm.
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Guys, I still can't believe
we're at a real Castle.
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The McKrupnicks have lived
here for over 400 years.
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And that handmade
stained glass window...
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Tells the entire history
of the McKrupnick clan.
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It's easily our most
valuable piece of...
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- [Glass shatters]
- [Screams]
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I told you kids not
to play ball out there!
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Yo, grandpa McMuffler...
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Where's the Loch Ness place
where the monster lives?
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Jerry, I've told you it was just a story
that was made up to bring in tourists.
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Oh, no no! I've seen
Nessy with my own eyes.
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It was on a night just like this.
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In the lake...
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- Behind our Castle.
- Wha...?
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Rudy, do you realize how much money
we can make if we get a picture of her?
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Oh, please. You don't really believe
in that thing, do you? [Chuckles]
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Get your camera. Meet me
in the boat in five minutes.
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Okay.
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Why did you make up that story?
Everyone knows Nessy isn't real.
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Well, I had to get rid of them.
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That Rudy's a wrecking ball!
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And the other one, he's gonna
be tootin' snouts all night.
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Dude! Dude dude dude.
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Ah, I see Nessy.
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Oh, beady eyes, scaly skin.
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Man, she is ugly!
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You're looking at me.
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Give me those!
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We've been looking for Nessy for hours.
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Let's try a different part of the lake.
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[Sighs]
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Stupid motor won't turn over.
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Give me that hammer.
I'll get it started.
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Okay, here.
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[Motor turns over, squeaks]
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[Water splashes]
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Told you I'd get it started.
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Look under the bench and see
if you can find some paddles.
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[Groans]
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Hmm, let's see.
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Food.
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Water.
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Flares.
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Ah, spare engine.
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Ah!
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Uh, no paddles.
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That's it!
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[Screams]
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Rudy Rudy! Chill.
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You're gonna tip the boat over!
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You're right.
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[Clinks loudly]
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On the eve of the great games, I'd
like to welcome everyone to this feast.
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Celebrating the peace
between the two families.
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- The McKrupnicks...
- [Cheers]
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- And the McCrarys.
- [Loud cheers]
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Hey, who's this big guy over here?
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Oh, that's Angus McCrary, the
strongest McCrary of them all.
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Yeah, he looks pretty big, but
sometimes size has nothing to do with...
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Oh, yeah, no, he's ridiculously strong.
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Guys, we're in Scotland, okay?
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Let's get out there and have
some fun. [Bagpipes playing]
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Dance.
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Oh, uh, I'm good, thanks.
I'm not much of a...
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- Wasn't a question.
- Whoa!
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Rudy, you think we'll
ever get to see Nessy?
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If we see her, I am
eating her. I am starving!
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I don't think there's
any fish down there.
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Yo, Rudy!
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Rudy, check it out. Look.
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There's a fish out there.
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What's in your mouth?
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Nothing.
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You've been eating cookies.
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You disgust me!
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Rudy, I'm sorry.
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I don't want something as stupid
as a cookie to come between us.
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No!
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That's it!
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[Bagpipes playing]
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[Music stops] I'd like to
thank the McCrarys for coming.
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[Loud cheers]
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And I'd also like to
acknowledge my grandson.
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And his friends who
came all the way here...
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If I could just say a few words here.
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What a special evening.
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Two families coming together
and forgetting their differences.
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[All cheer]
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And to think, it all
started over a donkey.
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[All laugh]
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A donkey that was stolen
from us by a McCrary.
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[McCrarys gasp]
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How dare you!
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We did not steal your donkey.
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It belonged to us.
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Uh, I think what's important here is...
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How can it be your
donkey if we owned it?
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- Uh, you know, since...
- You cannot own a stolen donkey!
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That is a very sound legal position...
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The feud is back on.
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No no no no no. Not the feud.
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We can't have another
hundred years of fighting.
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The boy's right.
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- Indeed he is.
- Of course I am.
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So whichever family loses the games
shall be banished from the valley forever!
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What?! Who banishes
anymore? That's so 1800s...
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I will see you on the field of battle!
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- Aye!
- Aye!
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I really gotta learn to shut my yapper.
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Guys, this is all my
fault. What am I gonna do?
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There's nothing you can do. Your
family's giving up and running away.
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Krupnicks aren't really
built for running.
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What we do is more of a brisk mosey.
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I've gotta try something.
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[Sighs deeply]
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McKrupnicks, listen up.
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Oh!
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Blabby McBlab-blab
has something to say!
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I'm not giving up our
Castle without a fight.
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I'll go face the McCrarys
alone if I have to.
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- Even Angus.
- [Scoffs]
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He won't be alone.
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I'll be with him.
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And I'll be with him too.
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Why would you fight for our family?
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Because Milton's more than our friend.
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He's our family.
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You know, like that weird cousin
who you know will never get married.
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Thanks for that, Kim.
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You three have the hearts of Lions.
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And I'm proud to consider you my family.
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McKrupnicks...
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Raise your swords.
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To honor.
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To courage.
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To victory!
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[Fabric rips]
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I ripped my little skirt off, didn't I?
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The McCrarys are here for battle.
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[Loud cheers]
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The McKrupnicks are here for battle.
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[Loud cheers]
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[Stake thuds]
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I seem to have found a hard patch here.
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[Milton straining]
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Here for battle!
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[Cheers]
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- [Stake thuds]
- [Groans]
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Here for battle!
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[Weak cheers]
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Got it!
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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[Horn blows loudly]
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All right, Kim. This is your event.
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The Castle door flip.
It's a test of strength.
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That Castle door weighs over 200 pounds.
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Lift it and flip it
over. Just watch Megan.
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Just so you know, Jack, I have
full intentions of hugging you.
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Ha. Well, thanks, but
I'm not much of a huger.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'll do all the work.
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[Cheers]
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You know, uh, that
door looks kinda heavy.
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- You really think I can do this?
- Sure you can.
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You have a lower center of gravity.
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It's all mind over matter.
Come on, you're a black belt.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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[Exhales] Okay.
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00:12:07,866 --> 00:12:09,711
All right, Kim. Come
on, Kim. You can do this.
255
00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:11,134
Lift with your legs, come on.
256
00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:12,602
[Straining]
257
00:12:12,603 --> 00:12:14,326
- Come on.
- Here we go, here we go.
258
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You're doing well, you're doing well.
259
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Lift lift lift lift!
260
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[Groaning]
261
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:23,973
Yes yes!
262
00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:25,267
- She's getting it!
- [Cheers]
263
00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:28,268
- Yes!
- [Loud thud]
264
00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:34,495
Kim: Did I win?
265
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:38,134
- You all right there, Kim?
- Yeah, I think so, why?
266
00:12:38,135 --> 00:12:39,979
Oh, I don't know.
267
00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:44,120
You're looking a little pancake-ish.
268
00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:53,875
You've been staring at
me like that all night.
269
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:57,416
What are you thinking about?
270
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,145
Oh.
271
00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:04,246
Nothing.
272
00:13:04,662 --> 00:13:07,506
I don't like the way
you're looking at me.
273
00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:11,047
What are you thinking about?
274
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,230
Nothing.
275
00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:20,332
I can't take it anymore.
You look delicious!
276
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,493
[Yelping]
277
00:13:25,612 --> 00:13:27,836
Huh! Look at that.
278
00:13:27,837 --> 00:13:30,957
We did have a paddle.
279
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,445
This is the chop and climb.
280
00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:41,092
Using nothing but two climbing
axes, you race to the top.
281
00:13:41,093 --> 00:13:43,742
First one to ring the bell wins.
282
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:48,605
This is all upper body strength,
Jack. You should be good at this.
283
00:13:48,606 --> 00:13:51,006
I got this.
284
00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:55,622
Hey, uh, I hear you're pretty good.
285
00:13:55,623 --> 00:13:56,399
[Scoffs]
286
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,040
Check this out.
287
00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:12,377
Yeah, not very impressive.
288
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:15,210
[Blows lightly]
289
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:18,392
Ah, see, now that is impressive.
290
00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:20,913
[All cheering]
291
00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:25,107
[Horn blows]
292
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:39,450
[McKrupnicks gasp]
293
00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:09,377
[Body thuds]
294
00:15:09,378 --> 00:15:11,478
[Cheers]
295
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,541
Yes!
296
00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:21,021
Come on down, Jack.
297
00:15:21,022 --> 00:15:23,157
I got a victory prize for you.
298
00:15:23,158 --> 00:15:27,170
Uh, I'm good, Megan. I'm just gonna
stay up here and enjoy the view.
299
00:15:27,171 --> 00:15:28,281
[Chuckles nervously]
300
00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,997
All right, I'll just
wait down here for you.
301
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:34,598
Quiet as a wee church mouse.
302
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,821
Whoa!
303
00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:41,535
Ah, look who came down to see me.
304
00:15:41,536 --> 00:15:43,756
Uh... no.
305
00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:48,107
Kickin' it with you!
306
00:15:48,108 --> 00:15:49,478
Hey, Jerry.
307
00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:53,050
You know how the Wasabi code
tells us to never say "die".
308
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:54,876
Yeah. I love that message.
309
00:15:54,877 --> 00:15:58,565
[Weakly] It's time to say die.
310
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,409
Oh, Jerry, I'm gonna miss you.
311
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,186
[Voice breaking] Me too.
312
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:04,707
[Both sobbing]
313
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:08,025
Quit your blubbering!
314
00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:12,151
You're scaring me clams.
315
00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:16,340
Rudy!
316
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:18,532
Rudy, we're in like three feet of water.
317
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:20,864
It's not deep at all.
318
00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:22,193
- We're gonna live?
- Yeah.
319
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:23,552
We're gonna live!
320
00:16:23,553 --> 00:16:25,155
- We're gonna live!
- [Laughing]
321
00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:27,091
Let's never fall for
something like that again.
322
00:16:27,092 --> 00:16:28,253
Absolutely!
323
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,294
[Scoffs]
324
00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:32,835
Loch Ness Monster. [Chuckles]
325
00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:34,697
Did you two hear?
326
00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:38,461
They spotted the Scottish
Sasquatch in the piney forest.
327
00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:40,588
Right over there.
328
00:16:40,589 --> 00:16:43,247
[Chuckles] Yeah, like
we're gonna fall for that.
329
00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:44,713
Scottish Sasquatch.
330
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:47,654
[High-pitched] Okay.
331
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:59,966
Well, I can finally get
back to me clamming in peace.
332
00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:04,525
All right, it's all tied up. It's up
to Milton, how does this event work?
333
00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:10,426
Milton just has to get that 400-pound
boulder across the line faster than Angus!
334
00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:14,982
I'm gonna go finish packing.
335
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:16,959
Look, Milton, we gave it our best shot.
336
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,070
- Hang on.
- Let it go, buddy. It's over.
337
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,891
Hang on, hang on.
338
00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:25,322
No, it's not. I can do
this. I can beat Angus.
339
00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:27,835
The rules don't say I
have to carry the boulder.
340
00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:29,893
I just have to get it
across the finish line.
341
00:17:29,894 --> 00:17:31,829
And that helps because...
342
00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,207
Because of physics.
343
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,364
There's a six-degree
slope to the field,
344
00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:37,430
so if I can get the
boulder off the pedestal,
345
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,669
inertia will carry it
across the finish line.
346
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:42,060
You know what the number
one law in physics is.
347
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,941
You know I don't.
348
00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:48,244
An object in motion
tends to stay in motion.
349
00:17:48,245 --> 00:17:50,498
- Both: Oh.
- Yeah! So you understand?
350
00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:53,418
- No.
- Not even a little.
351
00:17:53,419 --> 00:17:56,779
Boys, take your positions.
352
00:17:57,270 --> 00:17:59,490
[Mouthing]
353
00:17:59,986 --> 00:18:02,172
Good luck, little man.
354
00:18:02,173 --> 00:18:05,128
Oh. Good luck to you too, Angus.
355
00:18:05,129 --> 00:18:07,529
[Horn blows]
356
00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:08,851
[All cheering]
357
00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:12,032
Kim: Let's go, Milton.
358
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:16,614
It's too heavy. He can't move it.
359
00:18:24,281 --> 00:18:28,961
Wait. I think he's
doing it. It's moving!
360
00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:41,726
Yeah!
361
00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,801
[Cheers]
362
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,072
[Angus groans]
363
00:18:49,073 --> 00:18:50,820
- Go go!
- Go!
364
00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:52,433
Come on, Angus!
365
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:55,559
Get up! Get up, you big ox! Get up!
366
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,340
Push it! Push it, you beanpole!
367
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:03,899
Jack: He can't get up.
The boulder's on his leg.
368
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,777
Megan: Come on, Angus!
369
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,698
Get up! Get up!
370
00:19:07,699 --> 00:19:10,492
- Grandpa: Push it!
- Jack: Push! It's right there, push!
371
00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:13,163
- Come on!
- Push!
372
00:19:13,164 --> 00:19:15,132
- Come on, Milton, go!
- Push it, Milton!
373
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:19,273
- Push! Push!
- You're almost there!
374
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:23,141
- What's he doing?
- I don't know.
375
00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:25,782
[Both straining]
376
00:19:36,054 --> 00:19:39,025
Come, McKrupnick. We'll
cross the line together.
377
00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:41,161
But there can only be one winner.
378
00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:45,902
We cross together or
I don't cross at all.
379
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:56,899
The McKrupnicks have
to leave the valley!
380
00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:00,266
No! They're not going anywhere!
381
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,835
I couldn't have done
it without a McKrupnick.
382
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,620
Milton and I both won.
383
00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:08,510
That's the way it should be.
384
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:14,151
Our two families are stronger
together than we are apart.
385
00:20:15,394 --> 00:20:17,860
The boys are right.
386
00:20:17,861 --> 00:20:22,095
Any bad blood between us
should be buried forever.
387
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,901
Let's start right now.
388
00:20:24,902 --> 00:20:28,239
Would you like come with
me to a show tomorrow night?
389
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,824
I have tickets for Lady Gaga!
390
00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:32,964
[Screaming]
391
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,458
- The Gaga!
- Yeah!
392
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:37,219
I love The Gaga!
393
00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:46,139
All right, Megan.
394
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,526
Bring it in.
395
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:49,978
You had your chance, pretty boy.
396
00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:54,059
I found someone else I like better.
397
00:21:00,203 --> 00:21:02,228
Kickin' it with you!
398
00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:04,228
How'd you get those snouts past customs?
399
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:08,969
Oh, I hid them in my
shorts. You want one?
400
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,625
Wow, Rudy.
401
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:12,741
You really like wearing
that skirt, don't you?
402
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:15,283
For the thousandth
time, it's not a skirt.
403
00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:18,162
This kilt is like the
manliest thing you can wear.
404
00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:21,900
It's been worn by
Kings, Knights, Warriors.
405
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:27,031
I'm gonna go eat my pizza out
in the courtyard and show it off.
406
00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:29,953
Wow, look at the way
he's strutting around.
407
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:32,357
[Leaf blower whirring]
408
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:36,343
Do you think he sees the
guy with the leaf blower?
409
00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:39,044
[Crowd screaming]
410
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,319
Nope! Didn't see him.
411
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:48,220
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