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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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I was up all night working on my
project for the invention fair.
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I have something truly amazing.
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What do you guys have?
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[Both murmuring]
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Both: We got nothing.
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I am so excited.
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We have a special guest Judge this year.
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He's from Techtronic Labs and he is
not too hard on this lonely lady's eyes.
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Derek Tanner.
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Hello, future.
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I'm Derek.
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I can't believe it.
That's my dad's new boss.
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Milton: He's a genius.
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And my personal hero.
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This is the Mind Surfer.
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You control wherever it
goes with your thoughts.
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And that's really what inventing is.
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Dreaming things into reality.
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You know, I tell them that every day.
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But do they listen?
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No!
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Milton, dude, you gotta help us.
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Here we go. Once again,
you've done nothing
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and you want credit by
glomming onto my project.
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Good. So we're on the same page.
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And this is Milton Krupnik.
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He's the smartest boy in our class.
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Ah, Milton. If you're
anything like your father,
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I'm sure your project
will be most impressive.
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[Giggles]
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'Kay.
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Right now the only competition you have
is something called the Butt Whistle.
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[Whistle tweeting]
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Put it away, Eric!
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May I present...
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[Clears throat]
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May we present...
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The Corn Coddlers.
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Yes! The corn codl... what now?
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Every Wednesday night, I have
to give my Nana a foot massage.
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Oh! An old lady under a tarp.
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Already better than the Butt Whistle.
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Between her bunions,
calluses, and gnarled up corns,
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I'm dealing with some pretty tough feet.
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These mechanized gloves give
my hands the strength of 10 men.
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Allowing me to do this.
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[Mechanical whirring]
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[Laughing]
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Well, this is just embarrassing.
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That I didn't think of
such a fantastic invention!
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How did you manage to increase the
strength of the human hand tenfold?
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- I used Greenblatt's law of inverse...
- [Stammering] Inverse...
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To maximize its relative force...
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- Force. Power.
- Increasing its power.
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It's simple, really.
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Well, you three boys are going on
a V.I.P. tour of Techtronic Labs.
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Because you are the winners!
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- All right!
- [Cheering]
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- [Whistle tweeting]
- Get over it, Eric. You lost.
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[Whistle tweets]
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[Rock music playing]
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-
Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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What are all these people doing?
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Oh, when a carnival comes
to town, they usually try
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and drum up business with
their sideshow attractions.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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Behold the beautiful, the mesmerizing...
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Unicornia.
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[Applause]
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Are you kidding me? What kind of
sucker would believe in "Unicornia"?
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Unicornia!
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[Shrieking] I love you!
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She's even more beautiful
than in her pictures.
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Sam. Sam. Sam.
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Let's go meet her. Come on.
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Hey guys, Mr. Tanner called me and
told me to bring in my Corn Coddlers.
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Both: Our Corn Coddlers.
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Guys, this tour is a big deal to me.
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Please don't do
anything to embarrass me.
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[Scoffs] Come on, we're
not gonna embarrass you.
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We know how important this is for you.
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I'm even gonna put on my new
deodorant. It's called "de-stank".
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Oh, classy. Dude, can
I get some of that?
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Yeah yeah.
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Welcome to Techtronic Labs.
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This is Hans, an award
winning physicist.
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Last year he invented a
geothermal earthquake detector
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that saved thousands of lives.
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Oh, what's he working on now?
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Rubber snot.
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Oh, finally. Something the world needs.
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We're very excited about this...
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We've been contracted by a security
company to invent an invisible guard dog.
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- It's very exciting.
- I'm sorry?
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Dr. Korachi is grooming King,
a purebred German Shepherd.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Oh no, sure he is.
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There's a big doggy on that table.
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[Clicks tongue]
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Oh, hey, fella.
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Oh, look at me. I'm a little kitty cat.
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- Meow.
- Please don't do that.
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Want to get the kitty cat?
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- Please don't...
- [Growls]
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[Barking]
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[Grunts, screaming]
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Jack! Jack! He got the little kitty cat!
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- I got you, man.
- [Whimpers]
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Come on, get up.
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That was close. I think he's gone.
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[Barking]
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Oh no, he's back. Jack! Jack!
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- [Barking continues]
- Jack, he's got my leg!
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You're very different from those two.
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Yes, very.
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My guess is, when it came to your
invention, you did all the work, hmm?
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Oh, no no. I... I wouldn't say that.
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I think that we all... they did nothing.
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I know. Only a genius
could design those gloves.
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And you, my friend, could
be the next Derek Tanner.
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- Would you excuse me for one second?
- Oh, yes.
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[Silent screaming]
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You were saying?
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Milton, be careful no one takes
advantage of your brilliant mind.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, your friends. Jack and Jerry. They
appear to be nothing more than, well...
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Parasites.
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- [Growling]
- [Shuddering]
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Hey, guys. Bad news.
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King just ran through
the cloning machine.
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- Yeah.
- [Dogs barking]
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[All shouting]
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This place is lame. On that last
ride, I got puke all over my shoes.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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Little kiddie caterpillar train
what a lot faster than it looked.
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Look, can we just go
home? I mean, this pla...
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Wow!
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Ah. You like the T-Rex, huh?
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Okay.
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You know what? I'm gonna knock
Abe's hat off and win it for you.
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[Scoffs]
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Please. I'm a Sensei. I
can do this in one shot.
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That's why they call me...
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One shot.
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[Groans]
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You might need a few
more balls, one shot.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you!
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- Jerry.
- Sorry.
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I guess Tanner's still
showing Milton around.
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Psst. Psst. Come here.
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Dude, what are you
doing? It's restricted.
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We're on a V.I.P. tour. What
do you think V.I.P. stands for?
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"Visit it please".
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No, dude! Don't go...
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Both: Whoa.
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[Chuckles]
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- Dude.
- Dude, check it out.
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It's our gloves.
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Looks like Tanner really amped them up.
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Dude, look.
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I think they're gonna be
part of this crazy suit.
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The stuff in this room looks different from
the stuff they're developing out there.
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I know. These things look dangerous.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what do you think this does?
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- Jerry, don't.
- [Powering on]
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- Dude, are you okay?
- What?! I can't hear you.
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What are you two doing in
here? This room is restricted.
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That's what I told him, Sir. There
are things called boundaries, Jack.
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- Huh?!
- The tour's over. You're leaving.
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You know, the stuff in
this room is dangerous.
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You know, the stuff in
this room is dangerous!
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You have no idea who
you're messing with.
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- These two are banned for life!
- You're in a band with your wife?
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Right on, dude. What
kind of stuff do you play?
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[Beeping]
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[Screaming]
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[Groans]
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Rudy, we've been here two hours.
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You're out of money.
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Let's go.
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I am going to win you that dinosaur!
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Oh. No no, I just remembered.
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I have an emergency
dollar taped to my chest.
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- [Ripping]
- [Yells]
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Here.
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No. No no no no no. I did it!
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This game is rigged.
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I am taking what's mine!
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[Grunts, shouts]
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You people are gonna
give carnies a bad name!
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Nice. Again.
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That was good.
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Well, you know what?
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I hope you guys are happy.
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You almost ruined the most
important day of my life
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and embarrassed me in front
of my new friend Derek Tanner.
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There's something off about that guy.
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He had this drawing of a weaponized
suit, and our gloves were a part of it.
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Our gloves?
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There's no "our". Those are my gloves.
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And you two are questioning a
genius like Tanner? That's a laugh.
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You know what? Tanner was
right. You guys are parasites.
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[Gasps]
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Parasites? Oh, you did
not just call us parasites!
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Us?! We're para...
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[Quietly] What's a parasite?
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It's not good.
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You hang out with that creep Tanner for
one day, and you turn into a real jerk.
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Really?!
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Well, that creep just hired this jerk.
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- Both: What?!
- That's right.
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Through Techtronic's
work-study program,
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I can finish school
while working there...
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Surrounded by people who appreciate me!
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Oh, really? Well, what's
to appreciate anyway?
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You're just a skinny brainiac
who's gotten me through school,
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while guiding me through
the pitfalls of puberty,
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and is one of the best
friends a boy could ever have!
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Aw, Jack! What have you done, man?
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It used to be, when you're in the
middle of a sweltering heat wave,
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there was nothing you could do.
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But not anymore! Thanks to...
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"The Blizzard-Brella".
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Booya!
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That's my boy. [Chuckles]
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00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:34,248
I've never said that before. It's
fun to say "booya". It's like a...
251
00:12:34,249 --> 00:12:38,276
Like a party in your
mouth. Booya, booya!
252
00:12:38,277 --> 00:12:42,346
You know, Milton, I've
got very big plans for you.
253
00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,583
Bigger than snowing umbrellas?
254
00:12:44,584 --> 00:12:46,744
Oh, yes.
255
00:12:47,453 --> 00:12:50,445
This is where the real science happens.
256
00:12:50,446 --> 00:12:52,557
Why don't you, uh, try on your gloves?
257
00:12:52,558 --> 00:12:55,635
- [Keypad beeps]
- [Air hisses]
258
00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:58,476
I made a few minor adjustments.
259
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,167
And now they're as strong as 100 men.
260
00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:03,536
Why don't you try to
bend that manhole cover?
261
00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:05,644
Manhole cover?
262
00:13:05,645 --> 00:13:08,465
That's impossible.
263
00:13:10,386 --> 00:13:11,879
Whoa!
264
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,481
There things are, like, powerful.
265
00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:17,774
Your Nana's feet must
be really jacked up.
266
00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:20,487
My Nana's feet are beautiful!
267
00:13:20,488 --> 00:13:21,884
[Stammering]
268
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,694
These aren't really for Nanas.
269
00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:26,748
They're for a very select customer.
270
00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:29,007
One that's willing to
spend a lot of money.
271
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:32,773
But what if those customers
turn out to be bad people?
272
00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:35,294
Oh. [Laughing]
273
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:38,708
Oh, they are bad people.
274
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,548
That's how you make the most money.
275
00:13:40,549 --> 00:13:43,250
By selling illegal
weapons to bad people.
276
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:44,785
- Look, Milton.
- [Exhales]
277
00:13:44,786 --> 00:13:48,547
I chose you because you
remind me of a younger me.
278
00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:50,834
Together, nothing could stop us.
279
00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:52,569
I am nothing like you!
280
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,361
And I don't want to create
things that hurt people.
281
00:13:55,362 --> 00:13:58,423
You know what? You're not
getting any more of my ideas.
282
00:13:58,424 --> 00:13:59,743
I quit.
283
00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:00,621
[Remote beeping]
284
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,527
[Lock latches] I understand.
285
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:05,490
But, uh, you know,
it would be a shame if
286
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:07,670
something bad were to
happen to your father.
287
00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:10,913
I mean, labs are very dangerous places.
288
00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:13,564
And accidents happen all the time.
289
00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:16,823
Oh, I wouldn't worry about
that. Krupnik men are very safe.
290
00:14:16,824 --> 00:14:20,626
Our family motto is... "Slow down, you".
291
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:25,255
No. I'm talking about a very
different kind of accident.
292
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,565
Oh.
293
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,269
Like not wearing safety goggles
when you work with bromium sulfate?
294
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,872
No. I...
295
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,448
Forgetting your insulation
tongs when you work with dry ice?
296
00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:35,799
- No! I...
- [Gasps]
297
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,793
Accidentally mixing
together magnesium chlo...
298
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:41,436
I'm going to hurt your father!
299
00:14:41,437 --> 00:14:43,639
Wow, I wasn't even in the ballpark.
300
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,800
[Beeping]
301
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,923
[Carnival music playing]
302
00:14:48,924 --> 00:14:50,592
Look, Rudy, why don't we just go home?
303
00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:53,597
You're not going home until
you get a magical memory.
304
00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:56,361
I am getting you that T-Rex.
305
00:14:56,362 --> 00:15:01,882
I just have to figure out
a way to get back in here.
306
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:08,063
Why don't you just put on a costume and
sneak through the performers' entrance?
307
00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:09,346
I got it!
308
00:15:09,347 --> 00:15:14,045
Why don't I just put on a costume and
sneak through the performers' entrance?
309
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,166
Yeah, that might work.
310
00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:28,185
What are you doing here?
311
00:15:28,186 --> 00:15:31,251
Certainly not being banned
for life, that's for sure.
312
00:15:31,252 --> 00:15:33,053
Showtime, let's go.
313
00:15:33,054 --> 00:15:34,929
Wha...? But...
314
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,924
Ladies and gentlemen!
315
00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:40,587
Here he is, the international legend...
316
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:41,655
Iron gut!
317
00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:47,368
The only human on the planet who can
catch a cannonball with his stomach!
318
00:15:47,369 --> 00:15:50,330
Whoa-ho-ho! I gotta see this.
319
00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:52,127
Blow a hole through his belly!
320
00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:54,348
[Whooping]
321
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,154
Oh, no.
322
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,594
Woo!
323
00:16:04,781 --> 00:16:07,061
Let's go.
324
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,618
That was good. Now again.
325
00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,936
That's good.
326
00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:15,217
Hey, guys.
327
00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:18,768
Seriously? Again?
328
00:16:19,394 --> 00:16:24,344
Milton. Surprised you came back
to hang out with the parasites.
329
00:16:24,345 --> 00:16:28,832
I'm not staying. I just
came to clear out my locker.
330
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,121
So you're really not
coming back anymore?
331
00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:35,085
I couldn't if I wanted
to. Mr. Tanner forbid it.
332
00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:37,558
I don't wanna talk about it.
333
00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:39,320
Something's wrong.
334
00:16:39,321 --> 00:16:42,198
His sparkle's gone.
335
00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:43,877
[Sighs deeply]
336
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,818
Dude, you can tell us what's wrong.
Man, we always have your back.
337
00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:50,591
Whatever it is. Anything
you need, no matter what.
338
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:53,542
We will be there for you, bro.
339
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:57,092
Tanner is forcing me to make
evil and dangerous weapons.
340
00:16:57,093 --> 00:17:00,945
If I don't, something terrible
is gonna happen to my dad.
341
00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:03,713
Well, Tanner sounds
crazy. Good luck with that.
342
00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:05,934
[Grumbles]
343
00:17:07,789 --> 00:17:11,749
[All chanting] Iron gut, iron gut!
344
00:17:12,337 --> 00:17:14,781
- You gotta do it again. They love you.
- No way.
345
00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:20,451
I am breathing through a hole in my
ribs. My stomach is halfway up my nose.
346
00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:23,120
And I think one of my kidneys
is in the tilt-a-whirl.
347
00:17:23,121 --> 00:17:25,605
Come on, name you price. There's
gotta be something you want.
348
00:17:25,606 --> 00:17:30,166
No no, there is
absolutely nothing that...
349
00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:32,335
Wait.
350
00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:34,404
Maybe there is one thing.
351
00:17:34,405 --> 00:17:37,285
[Chanting continues]
352
00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:42,121
I did it once. I can do it...
353
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:46,862
Oh, mama! That thing's
bigger than a house.
354
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,040
[Rudy screaming]
355
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,084
See you, Rudy.
356
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,096
Tanner said everything
in that room is illegal.
357
00:18:03,097 --> 00:18:05,780
Great, so we just need to grab the
gloves, take them to the police.
358
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:07,671
And that should be enough
to put Tanner in jail.
359
00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,552
Perfect. Let's go.
360
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,204
The gloves... they're gone!
361
00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,912
He must have known we were coming.
362
00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:19,680
- We gotta get out of here.
- Go go.
363
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:23,401
Hello, boys. Looking for these?
364
00:18:24,257 --> 00:18:26,018
[Gloves trill]
365
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:28,847
Guys, I found the gloves.
366
00:18:28,848 --> 00:18:30,492
Too bad, Milton.
367
00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:33,160
Together we could have
done amazing things.
368
00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:36,783
I wouldn't do anything
with you. You're a monster!
369
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:39,599
We're going to the authorities
and telling them everything.
370
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,020
[Chuckles] No, you're not.
371
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:48,643
You think I'm afraid of you
and some amped-up Corn Coddlers?
372
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:51,344
I got this. Ah!
373
00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:01,605
[Grunting]
374
00:19:10,324 --> 00:19:14,455
Funny, Milton, you're about to
be destroyed by your own hand.
375
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:16,676
Our hand!
376
00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:23,396
Uh...
377
00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:41,588
[Gloves zap]
378
00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:49,974
No!
379
00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:53,690
You destroyed the gloves that
cost me a million dollars!
380
00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:54,618
[Whimpers]
381
00:19:54,619 --> 00:19:58,279
And you dented my pinky ring!
382
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,583
You were right about one thing.
383
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:04,383
Labs can be very dangerous.
384
00:20:04,384 --> 00:20:06,484
[Grunts]
385
00:20:13,151 --> 00:20:15,021
I'm sorry I got so carried away.
386
00:20:15,022 --> 00:20:19,799
I forgot who I was. I wanted so
badly to be the next Derek Tanner.
387
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,250
Ah, it's all good, man. We're just glad
to have the old Milton Krupnik back.
388
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:25,763
I always thought there was
something off with Tanner.
389
00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:29,071
Milton, I'm really proud of
you for standing up to him.
390
00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:30,739
That showed guts.
391
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:34,787
The only reason I had the guts was
because Jack and Jerry had my back.
392
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:37,859
I have plenty of time to
become a great inventor.
393
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:40,971
Now's the time to be with my friends.
394
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,286
Hey, uh, where's Jerry?
395
00:20:42,287 --> 00:20:44,233
Oh, he went to get his
hat in the cloning room.
396
00:20:44,234 --> 00:20:47,791
All right, guys. I'm ready to go.
397
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,260
How about we stop and get some pizza?
398
00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:51,782
- I'll pay.
- I'd like that.
399
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:55,443
All right, guys. Ready to go.
400
00:20:56,405 --> 00:21:01,685
- Didn't he just...
- All right, guys. Ready to go.
401
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:05,338
I'm only paying for one Jerry.
402
00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:08,879
Kickin' in it with you!
403
00:21:12,452 --> 00:21:16,694
The carnival's amazing, Rudy. I
can't wait to come back next year.
404
00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:21,370
Find someone else. I am
never coming back here.
405
00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:22,403
Hey.
406
00:21:22,404 --> 00:21:26,537
Save your money, little
girl. It's a complete scam.
407
00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:28,578
Winner!
408
00:21:28,946 --> 00:21:31,204
So she got lucky once, big deal.
409
00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:32,792
And she wins again.
410
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,131
- No.
- And again!
411
00:21:34,132 --> 00:21:35,766
- No.
- And again!
412
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:37,781
- No.
- And again!
413
00:21:37,782 --> 00:21:39,915
Faster Sam, get me out of here.
414
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:41,722
The lady can't loose!
415
00:21:41,723 --> 00:21:47,623
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