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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Grunting]
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Woo!
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That was refreshing, huh, friends?
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You know, karate gives
you energy to burn.
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Don't believe me, just
look at my students.
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[Snoring]
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Hey, karate man.
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[Stiffly] I have a question.
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What is it, random stranger?
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Is it true that you can teach me
to break a board with my hands?
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Absolutely.
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One of my students will now show you.
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- Where's Jack?
- He's not here yet.
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- Kim?
- No show.
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- Can you do this?
- Absolutely not.
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Rudy: We'll be back in a minute.
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Hey...
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Where have you two been? My
demo started 20 minutes ago.
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I'm sorry, Rudy. I forgot
to set my alarm clock,
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and then I couldn't find my Gi and by
the time I found it, I missed the bus.
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I just didn't want to be here.
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You know what? It doesn't matter anyway.
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These people are
obviously not into karate.
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[Rock music playing]
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- [Music stops]
- [Cheering]
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Hey hey! What are you doing
here, Ty? This is my demo.
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Giving the crowd their first
taste of the Black Dragons.
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Savor the flavor.
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Mmm! Spicy!
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No no no. Do not savor his flavor.
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It tastes bad.
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Like an old jellybean you
found stuck to a toilet.
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I'm guessing.
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Jack! Show him what you got.
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- [Grunts]
- [Cheering]
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Ooh!
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- In your face, Ty.
- Really?
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Oh, Ryan?
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[Grunts]
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Wow!
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I mean... [scoffs] Wow.
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[Clamoring]
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If I sign up for a
year, do I get a free Gi?
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That's right. Sign
up for greatness, red.
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Hey hey. Get your hands off
him. This random stranger's mine.
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- No. He's coming with me.
- No, I said he's coming with me.
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He is coming with me.
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- No, he's mine!
- He is coming...
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Aah!
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- You can have him.
- You called him. You can have him.
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- Not interested at all.
- I don't want him.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Come on, Rudy. It
wasn't a total failure.
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Look. One person handed
in a membership form.
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Uh, Jack? It hasn't
even been filled out yet.
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It's just a drawing of
Rudy with a butt for a face.
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Give me that.
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[Chuckles]
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You guys, this membership drive
was my chance to get more students
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so I could make something of this dojo.
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But you guys don't take
me or this place seriously.
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Come on, Rudy. That's not true.
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Hey, guys.
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Mr. Gower from the pet store
was wondering if his chimp
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could come back over and
wear Rudy's uniform again.
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What?!
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You guys let a chimp wear my uniform?
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Rudy, it's hysterical.
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From the back he looks just like you.
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The only difference is the tail nub.
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He doesn't have one.
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[Phone ringing]
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[Sighs]
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Unbelievable.
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Joan, what's up with the shorts?
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Oh oh. The owner of the Mall, old rat
face, is out of town so I'm going all cas'.
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Shaved my legs for the
first time this year.
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Showing off the old Joanie ponies.
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That was my uncle Blake. He's
on his way to Seaford right now.
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- Great.
- No. Not great.
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When I graduated from Seaford High, he
gave me money to go to business school,
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but instead I used the
money to buy this dojo.
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All these years I let him think that
I'm this big successful businessman.
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I can't believe you lied to family.
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Lies are the glue that
keep families together.
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When my uncle gets here in an hour,
he's gonna find out what I really am.
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A joke.
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Just a two-bit, broken
down, nub-tailed Sensei.
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We gotta find a way to help Rudy.
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I mean, it's about time
we're there when he needs us.
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Joan, can we get into
your boss's office?
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Oh, sure. I'm headed that way right now.
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Uh...
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Joan?
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When you shaved your legs, you
may have missed a spot on the back.
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Oh, no.
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That's what makes them ponies. Huh?
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This is never going to work.
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Yes, it will. All you have to do is pass
yourself off as the owner of the Mall.
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Arms out.
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Belt off.
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Guys, this doesn't feel right.
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I'm your Sensei. I should be creating
an environment of honesty, integrity.
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Joan: Rudy, your uncle's here.
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Lie like the wind, people!
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Wait, where are my pants?
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- Jerry, you were in charge of pants!
- Hey, this is not my fault, okay?
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You people should not trust me with
something as important as pants.
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[Muttering]
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Uncle Blake.
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Rudy.
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Uncle Blake!
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Rudy!
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Come and give your uncle a hug.
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Can't do that.
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Rudy, give your uncle a hug!
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All right, where's your pants?
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Uh...
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You know.
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It's business casual.
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Jerry: Yeah, uh...
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See? This is your business, and...
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Here's your casual.
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Well, we should get going and leave
Seaford's most successful businessman,
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to do more great things.
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We just want to thank
you for your unbelievably
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generous contribution to our charity.
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- Yes, thank you.
- Appreciate it.
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Wow. Hang on, kids. What's the charity?
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Um... we raise money for...
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- Orphans.
- Build homes.
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- Whales.
- Runaways.
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Building homes for orphan
whales so they don't run away.
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- We should go.
- Yeah.
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Look at you, Rudy Rudy Rudy!
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I can't believe it. You're
the... the owner of a mall?
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I'm proud of you, kiddo.
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I gotta admit, I was a little
worried about you as a kid.
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Thought you were a bit...
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How you say... an idiot.
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But you must have got over
that whole karate phase, right?
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Yeah. Yep. Sure did.
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Stupid karate.
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[Breathy] Oh, excuse me, gentlemen.
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I'm Madonna Monroe. Rudy's secretary.
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Charmed.
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Don't mind me.
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I'm just going to be right here
doing some secretary things.
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I'll be quiet as a mouse.
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[Pencil sharpener grinding]
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- Ms. Monroe?
- Oh, hmm?
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You're sharpening a pen, darling.
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Oh. [Chuckles] Silly me.
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Maybe I should just do some filing.
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[Humming]
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So, what brings you to Seaford?
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Well, you know, my company just bought
the chain of Circus Town Amusement Parks.
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And we're trying to work out some of
the kinks in the one here in California.
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Why don't you drive up
tomorrow? We'll have some lunch.
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Oh, okay.
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Just don't dress business causal, kiddo.
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Mailman: Mail!
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Hey, Rudy. Why aren't you over at the...
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[Yelling]
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She really hates junk mail.
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It's gonna be amazing.
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- Well, I can't wait.
- Hey, uncle. Oh.
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Sorry, I'll come back.
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No no. Rudy, come on in.
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Daphne and Lloyd here were just gonna
fill me in on their exciting new idea,
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to bring the thrill back to Circus Town.
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We are planning an exciting new...
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Very exciting!
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Lloyd!
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An exciting new adventure that
allows kids to, get this...
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Make their own candle.
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Woo!
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We call it...
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The candle maker.
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One thrilling waxy adventure.
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Kids are gonna love it.
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[Laughs]
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There's no way...
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Sorry.
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No no. If you've got something to
say, just jump right in, please.
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I really shouldn't...
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But here's the thing.
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Have either one of you ever
actually talked to a child?
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Oh, once. And it was horrible.
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I mean, circuses are supposed to be fun.
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Where's the fun?
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Kids have energy. They want
to run and jump and get crazy!
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Oh, no. No!
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- That is not in our research.
- No.
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I don't need research
to know what kids like.
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They like to break stuff.
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- Lloyd: Why?
- Because it's fun!
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Come on, Lloyd.
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- Smash the diorama.
- We spent over 300 hours on this.
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- Just go for it.
- I don't think it's such a good idea.
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- Just do it!
- [Exclaims]
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[Sighs]
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And how do you feel?
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Alive!
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And what are you gonna do now?
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I'm gonna buy a motorcycle
and hit the road!
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I'm calling off my wedding.
[Laughing hysterically]
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I feel bad for his fiance.
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It was me.
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Oh.
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So you're available.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Yo, guys.
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To make up for blowing the membership
drive, I got us some new students.
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You know, Jerry, every once
and awhile you get a great idea.
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But this is not one of them.
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Can you help me?
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I think I put my jockstrap on backwards.
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Not today. Not ever.
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They don't exactly look like
they're cut out for karate.
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I'll handle this.
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Murray, Ruth, why don't you guys
start out with some push-ups?
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He said we're gonna get
some of those push-pops.
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Do they have cherry?
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Forget the push-ups. Why don't
you loosen up on the mini-tramp?
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Murray: Whee!
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Whee. [Laughs]
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Whee.
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- Hey, Rudy. How was lunch with your uncle?
- Um...
254
00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:05,804
He said that I was a natural at
business and offered me a job.
255
00:12:05,805 --> 00:12:07,806
- What?
- Yeah.
256
00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:10,668
It pays over $200,000 a year...
257
00:12:10,669 --> 00:12:12,189
Comes with a company car.
258
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:16,428
And who is the old man who just
bounced himself out of his pants?
259
00:12:16,429 --> 00:12:19,299
Murray: I've never felt so free, Ruth.
260
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:22,900
Ruth: You're going too high.
261
00:12:23,557 --> 00:12:26,190
Rudy, this is an amazing opportunity.
262
00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:27,604
What are you gonna do?
263
00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:32,858
It's the kind of thing that
would change my life forever.
264
00:12:32,859 --> 00:12:36,579
Yeah. You gotta take that job.
265
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,704
Yeah, you're right.
266
00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:43,691
I never thought I would
say these words but...
267
00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:48,552
I guess it's time for
me to leave the dojo.
268
00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:52,873
I don't think I will
ever forget this moment.
269
00:12:52,874 --> 00:12:54,133
[Crashing]
270
00:12:54,134 --> 00:12:58,274
I told you you were going too high!
271
00:12:58,658 --> 00:13:02,498
I'll take my push-pop up here.
272
00:13:12,336 --> 00:13:14,658
- Hey, Bobby.
- Hey, what's going on?
273
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:18,319
Ah, my little Wasabi Warriors.
274
00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:20,338
Dude, you tricked out your throne.
275
00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:26,115
Yes. It's all part of my new year's
resolution to never walk again.
276
00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:27,792
What are you doing here?
277
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:31,239
I have come to see you
through these troubled times.
278
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,578
To ease your mind about
losing your beloved Sensei.
279
00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:36,513
Thanks, Bobby. That means a lot.
280
00:13:36,514 --> 00:13:41,351
Good good good. Well, now that you feel
better, you should know I've sold the dojo.
281
00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:43,128
Goodbye forever!
282
00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:45,322
- What?!
- You sold it?
283
00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:48,191
But you promised Rudy this
would always be our dojo.
284
00:13:48,192 --> 00:13:50,194
Yes, and it will.
285
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:53,330
I sold it to the only Sensei
I could find in this town.
286
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:56,571
Ah-ha! Here he is now.
287
00:13:57,827 --> 00:13:59,259
All: What?!
288
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:03,465
He assures me he will
take very good care of you.
289
00:14:03,466 --> 00:14:08,806
Well, I'm off. I've got
to go motorize my bathtub.
290
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:12,783
A little what's up to you, Wasabi worms.
291
00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:15,657
You'll find I'm a lot different
than your last Sensei, Judy.
292
00:14:15,658 --> 00:14:17,654
[Chuckles]
293
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:20,391
Oh, snap. Yo, you see what he did?
294
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,237
Yeah, dude. That's just pla...
295
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:24,110
Not funny, dude.
296
00:14:24,111 --> 00:14:26,935
I'm not interested in being your
friend. I've got lots of friends.
297
00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:28,310
Well, some friends.
298
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:32,180
Truth is, I met a guy on
Tuesday, and it looks good.
299
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:34,263
Look, Ty, you've already
got your own dojo.
300
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,964
And now I've got two.
301
00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:38,789
With Rudy gone, I'm
the only Sensei in town.
302
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:42,793
Now with me as your Sensei, you
must be on guard 24 hours a day.
303
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:46,349
You never know when you might
get rocked with a sneak attack!
304
00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,510
Oh. Aah!
305
00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:53,128
You will learn!
306
00:14:56,684 --> 00:15:02,584
And in conclusion, we'd like to apologize
for the animatronic crocodile mishap.
307
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,086
While we can never replace your nose,
308
00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:10,440
we would like you to accept this
coupon for one free corn dog.
309
00:15:10,441 --> 00:15:12,878
- Could you read that back?
- Read what back?
310
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,107
My letter.
311
00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:18,695
Oh, I'm not writing your letter.
I'm drawing pictures of firemen.
312
00:15:18,696 --> 00:15:22,296
I call this one "hot Scott".
313
00:15:22,753 --> 00:15:24,505
Could you put that away?
314
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,606
[Mouths]
315
00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:29,613
Hey, do you think the
kids are doing all right?
316
00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:33,105
Oh, are you kidding me? I'm
sure they're doing just great.
317
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,990
Yeah. I'm sure you're right.
318
00:15:35,991 --> 00:15:40,553
Hang in there, guys. Let's show Ty
what the Wasabi Warriors are made of.
319
00:15:40,554 --> 00:15:41,972
They'll break any minute.
320
00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:45,518
The contract I signed with Bobby
Wasabi said I couldn't kick them out,
321
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:48,324
but it didn't say anything
about them quitting.
322
00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:51,059
And once they quit, then
we can get rid of them.
323
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,066
[Laughs]
324
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,922
Not the same since you got hit
with that Bo Staff, are you?
325
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:58,263
No, Ma'am.
326
00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:00,193
- I'm going down.
- I'm out.
327
00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:02,665
- Sayonara.
- No.
328
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,464
Oh, Jack.
329
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,700
Wow, your focus is amazing!
330
00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:10,560
Oh, no. That tuna and bologna
sandwich is starting to kick up.
331
00:16:10,561 --> 00:16:12,505
What? No no. No no no.
332
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:13,606
- No no no no.
- [Belches]
333
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:14,786
- [Blows]
- [Gagging]
334
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:16,827
No no.
335
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,913
Five-minute break.
336
00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:21,413
Then we're gonna do
sit-ups until you puke.
337
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,514
[Laughs]
338
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,117
Why don't we just quit?
339
00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:29,960
Because we're not quitters.
340
00:16:29,961 --> 00:16:31,884
Dude, I hate Ty.
341
00:16:31,885 --> 00:16:34,258
Think there's any chance Rudy misses us?
342
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,851
Well, let's go to his
office and find out.
343
00:16:36,852 --> 00:16:40,204
I mean, he's gotta miss us
as much as we miss him, right?
344
00:16:40,205 --> 00:16:42,171
Maybe he'll want to come back.
345
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:44,148
What if he's happy?
346
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:45,422
I mean, he's given us so much
347
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:48,508
that we can't go over there and
make him feel guilty about us.
348
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,707
You know, Jack's right.
349
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,243
That wouldn't be fair.
350
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,380
Okay, Wasabi pact.
351
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,595
If he's happy, we pretend
we're happy. No matter what.
352
00:16:58,596 --> 00:17:00,636
Wasabi.
353
00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,674
- You know what? You know what? Just...
- Okay.
354
00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:10,562
- Wasabi.
- All: Wasabi.
355
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,432
Here we go, let's start the
party! Chop it up like it's karate.
356
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,775
Whoa, Rudy. Check out your office!
357
00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:19,118
- Whoa.
- Yeah. I know.
358
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,288
Every time I turn
around, it's a new perk.
359
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:23,131
I just got this one today.
360
00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:27,092
It's the world's spinniest chair.
361
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,466
Whee!
362
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,550
And look, I got my own fro-yo machine.
363
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,191
[Gasps] No way!
364
00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:41,357
[Chuckles]
365
00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:43,398
Thanks.
366
00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:49,398
So, uh... looks like you're
pretty happy, huh, Rudy?
367
00:17:49,399 --> 00:17:53,566
Absolutely. This job is
incredible. I couldn't be happier.
368
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,547
Great.
369
00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:58,965
So, how are things at the dojo?
370
00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:01,511
Uh, good. Really good.
371
00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:03,984
So, who'd Bobby bring
in to be the new Sensei?
372
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:07,744
I think you know him. It's Ty.
373
00:18:07,745 --> 00:18:10,420
- What?
- No no no, relax. He's changed.
374
00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:12,321
He's actually a pretty
good Sensei. Right, guys?
375
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:16,655
Yeah, it's true. He's even got me
breaking boards all over the place.
376
00:18:16,656 --> 00:18:19,816
- You?
- Wish I had a board to show you.
377
00:18:19,817 --> 00:18:22,565
I got one right here.
378
00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:24,486
Uh...
379
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,702
Uh, okay.
380
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,816
[Exhales]
381
00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:33,397
Look, a ninja!
382
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,282
Whoa. Eddie, you just broke that board?
383
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,323
I did?
384
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:42,428
I did.
385
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,621
I really did.
386
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,589
I'm not stopping now.
I'm going for the desk!
387
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,590
All: Hey! Whoa whoa!
388
00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:56,069
This is humiliating. I can't
believe Ty turned Jerry into a dummy.
389
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:58,534
I think he was born that way.
390
00:18:58,535 --> 00:19:00,171
Not that kind of dummy.
391
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,399
That kind of dummy.
392
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,442
[Groans] I'm not enjoying
this, bro. Really not. [Grunts]
393
00:19:06,443 --> 00:19:08,987
Hey, why do you think Ty ordered
us to drink all this water?
394
00:19:08,988 --> 00:19:11,120
He probably just wants
us to stay hydrated.
395
00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:13,348
I think he's starting to like us.
396
00:19:13,349 --> 00:19:17,140
Stick figure, mama's boy, on your feet.
397
00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:19,655
We have to determine
this dojo's weakest link.
398
00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:21,590
It's obviously one of you.
399
00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:25,035
You two are going to spar until
only one of you is left standing.
400
00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:27,989
Only the winner gets
to use the bathroom.
401
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,793
- So you're saying...
- That's right.
402
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:34,234
You gotta fight for your right to potty.
403
00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:37,097
He's my best friend. We're not
going to resort to violence...
404
00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:39,798
- [Grunts]
- Oh!
405
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:42,478
All right, Ty. I think
you're taking this too far.
406
00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:45,220
Is that what you think,
Jack? Here's what I think.
407
00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:48,799
You both trained under Rudy who I
don't recognize as a real Sensei.
408
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,210
So I'm stripping you
of your black belts.
409
00:19:51,211 --> 00:19:52,455
Both: What?!
410
00:19:52,456 --> 00:19:56,478
You'll have to re-earn your rankings
starting with these white belts.
411
00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:58,639
[Wheezes]
412
00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:04,239
Ty? You're gonna need a mop.
413
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:07,434
We both lost.
414
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,551
You never had any intention
of teaching us, did you?
415
00:20:11,552 --> 00:20:12,878
Not really.
416
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:17,447
But I'm the only dojo in town.
So what are you gonna do about it?
417
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:21,348
All right, Ty. You win. We quit.
418
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,491
[Black Dragons celebrating]
419
00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:26,410
Yes! You hear that, Black Dragons?
420
00:20:26,411 --> 00:20:29,231
That is the end of the Wasabi Warriors!
421
00:20:29,232 --> 00:20:31,332
[Laughs]
422
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,378
I'm gonna miss everything
about that place...
423
00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:47,168
Even the weird rat that
lives under the radiator.
424
00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:50,392
Yeah, I mean... wait, that's a rat?
425
00:20:50,393 --> 00:20:53,174
Rudy told me that was a
hairless Brazilian dog.
426
00:20:53,175 --> 00:20:56,595
I let that thing kiss me.
427
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:58,949
What are we gonna do?
428
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,486
That dojo was the thing
that kept us together.
429
00:21:01,487 --> 00:21:04,889
We don't need a dojo
to keep us together.
430
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,290
Right, Jack?
431
00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:09,115
Of course.
432
00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:12,716
Guys, nothing's gonna change.
433
00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:18,582
Okay, you have a breakfast with
marketing, brunch with the Union Rep,
434
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:22,348
lunch with accounting, dinner with
advertising and dessert with sales.
435
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:25,889
Oh! I'm so sick of eating!
436
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,234
And your 2:00 from the sideshow is here.
437
00:21:29,235 --> 00:21:31,840
It's with Benny, the
world's smallest man.
438
00:21:31,841 --> 00:21:34,346
- Send him in.
- Come in, Benny!
439
00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:37,167
[Footsteps tapping]
440
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,966
We've had some more
complaints about you, Benny.
441
00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:46,452
I'm gonna have to let you go.
442
00:21:46,453 --> 00:21:48,042
[Indistinct jabbering]
443
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,479
Hey. That kind of
language is unnecessary.
444
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,823
[Continues jabbering]
445
00:21:52,824 --> 00:21:54,460
I will not fight with you.
446
00:21:54,461 --> 00:21:56,312
[Jabbering continues]
447
00:21:56,313 --> 00:21:59,729
- Really?
- And how is my favorite nephew?
448
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:03,639
- Oh, sorry. Didn't realize...
- Don't worry. Benny was on his way out.
449
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,880
[Jabbering and footsteps]
450
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:09,610
Wow. Attitude.
451
00:22:10,512 --> 00:22:14,436
Because of you, attendance
at Circus Town is up 50%.
452
00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:18,767
Now I'm opening a new Park in
Taiwan, and I want you to run it.
453
00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:21,496
I'm... I'm flattered, uncle Blake.
454
00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:23,376
But Taiwan's pretty far away.
455
00:22:23,377 --> 00:22:25,140
I'll pay you a million dollars.
456
00:22:25,141 --> 00:22:27,688
- I will pack my bags!
- All right.
457
00:22:27,689 --> 00:22:30,105
I am very proud of you, Rudy.
458
00:22:30,106 --> 00:22:32,999
The whole family is so proud.
459
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,259
[Breathy] Goodbye, Mr. Gillespie.
460
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,120
Bye.
461
00:22:39,294 --> 00:22:41,454
[Exhales]
462
00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:43,224
[Normal voice] Woo-wee!
463
00:22:43,225 --> 00:22:45,710
Look who's a fat cat now.
464
00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:47,417
You heard about my promotion.
465
00:22:47,418 --> 00:22:49,998
What promotion?
466
00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:02,266
Jack, it's Rudy.
467
00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:04,915
I know, I know. Way too long.
468
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:08,395
Hey, you think you could
get the gang together?
469
00:23:08,396 --> 00:23:10,342
I got some news I
wanna talk to you about.
470
00:23:10,343 --> 00:23:14,139
Okay. Yeah yeah. I'm
actually with them right now.
471
00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:17,161
All right, I'll see you tomorrow night.
472
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:20,207
Yo, Jack. What goes
great with falafel ball?
473
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,368
Old man!
474
00:23:25,442 --> 00:23:29,762
Now you're not getting your ball back!
475
00:23:30,294 --> 00:23:34,194
Jack, there's some bullies outside and
they just pulled the basket off my bike.
476
00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:36,234
One, I've seen your basket.
477
00:23:36,235 --> 00:23:38,129
I think they did you a favor.
478
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:40,438
And two, I don't do the
whole karate thing anymore.
479
00:23:40,439 --> 00:23:44,639
You gotta fight your own fights, man.
480
00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:47,553
Hey, leave the old guy alone, Randy.
481
00:23:47,554 --> 00:23:48,993
Where you going?
482
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,535
I gotta track down some friends
I haven't seen in a while.
483
00:23:52,536 --> 00:23:54,459
Same time tomorrow, Mr. Rosenbaum?
484
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:58,812
Hope you can come back so
we can have a little more...
485
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:02,413
I was in the war, hair-bag!
486
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,492
I saw you at practice yesterday.
487
00:24:07,493 --> 00:24:11,522
I'll say it, I love watching you sweat.
488
00:24:11,523 --> 00:24:14,727
Really? I didn't see you
at my French Horn practice.
489
00:24:14,728 --> 00:24:17,545
I was outside the
window on my polo pony.
490
00:24:17,546 --> 00:24:20,631
When you played Tchaikovsky's
fifth, I got so excited...
491
00:24:20,632 --> 00:24:24,648
I chewed the end off my riding crop!
492
00:24:24,649 --> 00:24:27,865
Claire, I told you I have a girlfriend.
493
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,201
One day I will have you, Milton.
494
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:35,062
You and that beautiful
bulbous brain of yours.
495
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:37,932
[Gasps]
496
00:24:37,933 --> 00:24:39,766
Holy Christmas nuts! Jack!
497
00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:41,827
- What's up, buddy?
- I haven't seen you in months.
498
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:44,415
Not since you transferred to Swathmore.
499
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,528
It's good to see you.
500
00:24:45,529 --> 00:24:49,180
[Mocking] And that beautiful
bulbous brain of yours.
501
00:24:49,181 --> 00:24:50,854
How is everybody?
502
00:24:50,855 --> 00:24:54,225
I don't really know. I run into
Eddie every once in a while.
503
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,897
How are you and Kim doing?
504
00:24:56,898 --> 00:24:58,681
I don't really see her much.
505
00:24:58,682 --> 00:25:01,033
And I completely lost track of Jerry.
506
00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:02,511
I see him every day.
507
00:25:02,512 --> 00:25:03,673
He's here.
508
00:25:03,674 --> 00:25:06,739
Right. Jerry got into Swathmore?
509
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:08,735
Kind of.
510
00:25:08,736 --> 00:25:10,744
Surfing the lightning!
511
00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:12,045
The lightning the lightning!
512
00:25:12,046 --> 00:25:13,554
Woo!
513
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,895
[Vocalizing]
514
00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:23,427
Yo! Jack!
515
00:25:23,428 --> 00:25:25,727
- What it do, man?
- What are you doing here?
516
00:25:25,728 --> 00:25:28,654
Well, I left Seaford High to go to
night school with my cousin Chewey.
517
00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:30,864
Yeah, that way I can work
this sweet custodian job.
518
00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:33,781
Guys, Rudy wants to know if he could
have dinner with us tomorrow night.
519
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,233
- He says he has some big news.
- What kind of news?
520
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:39,594
I don't know, but for Rudy's sake,
I think we should get together and,
521
00:25:39,595 --> 00:25:41,856
you know, pretend things
are the way they used to be.
522
00:25:41,857 --> 00:25:44,890
Jack, I'd love to get the old
gang back together and see Rudy.
523
00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:47,659
But I've got a lot of other
stuff going on right now.
524
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:51,311
Tomorrow's my big French Horn recital.
525
00:25:51,312 --> 00:25:54,566
Uh, I can't. I got a
date with a real cutie.
526
00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,635
Yeah, I think she likes my new scent.
527
00:25:56,636 --> 00:25:57,954
Check it.
528
00:25:57,955 --> 00:26:00,672
Urinal cakes, yo.
529
00:26:00,673 --> 00:26:03,373
Mmm, pine fresh.
530
00:26:05,579 --> 00:26:08,581
You mother was right. You
weren't built for karate.
531
00:26:08,582 --> 00:26:11,091
You were built for one thing.
532
00:26:11,092 --> 00:26:12,686
The merengue!
533
00:26:12,687 --> 00:26:14,654
- Music!
- [Merengue music playing]
534
00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:18,425
I can't believe how much progress
you've made in just two months.
535
00:26:18,426 --> 00:26:20,594
- One, two. One, two.
- Thanks, Mrs. King.
536
00:26:20,595 --> 00:26:22,396
I practice every night with Rosie.
537
00:26:22,397 --> 00:26:26,044
- Your sister?
- No, my Doberman.
538
00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:29,233
Yesterday I dipped her,
she coughed up a dead bird.
539
00:26:29,234 --> 00:26:31,334
[Coughs]
540
00:26:33,641 --> 00:26:36,051
- Hey hey, Jack! What's going on, dude?!
- What's up, buddy?
541
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:39,074
Rudy needs to know if you can make a
really important dinner tomorrow night.
542
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:42,381
I can't. I got a big dance show.
543
00:26:42,382 --> 00:26:46,291
It's old school. It's about
taking it back to the street.
544
00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:48,753
I get to wear bedazzled tights.
545
00:26:48,754 --> 00:26:50,950
But Eddie, this is really important.
546
00:26:50,951 --> 00:26:53,591
- Rudy really wants us...
- Well well well.
547
00:26:53,592 --> 00:26:56,660
If it isn't Jack and his
old pal, twinkle toes.
548
00:26:56,661 --> 00:26:58,662
Frank, why don't you
get lost? We're talking.
549
00:26:58,663 --> 00:27:04,563
Well, I do my talking with my fists,
and this one has something to say.
550
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,481
Ow.
551
00:27:06,482 --> 00:27:10,541
I probably shouldn't have done that.
552
00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:14,682
Not so tough anymore, are you, Jack?
553
00:27:15,213 --> 00:27:16,313
I guess I'm a little rusty.
554
00:27:16,314 --> 00:27:18,137
Hey, if you're looking
to get back into shape,
555
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,040
there's an opening at the dance academy.
556
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:24,944
- In fact...
- I'm not dancing with you, Eddie.
557
00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:27,165
[Grunting]
558
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,527
You have to grunt like that?
559
00:27:30,528 --> 00:27:35,523
You sound like my father when
he passed his kidney stone.
560
00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:37,567
Uh... sorry. Old habit.
561
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:40,486
Just trying to energize our practice.
562
00:27:40,487 --> 00:27:43,462
Ewe, it's that skeevy skater dude.
563
00:27:43,463 --> 00:27:48,377
Thinks he's so cute with that hair and
those two moles that are just so plain...
564
00:27:48,378 --> 00:27:51,116
Naughty. [Giggles]
565
00:27:51,117 --> 00:27:53,848
Uh, girls, take a five.
566
00:27:53,849 --> 00:27:56,452
- Hey, Kim. How you been?
- I'm fine.
567
00:27:56,453 --> 00:27:58,215
Did you get my message about tonight?
568
00:27:58,216 --> 00:28:00,590
Uh, yeah I can't make it. Sorry.
569
00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:02,918
Come on. It's for Rudy.
It sounded important.
570
00:28:02,919 --> 00:28:05,670
Well, staying connected was important,
but that didn't happen either.
571
00:28:05,671 --> 00:28:08,531
It wasn't just me. We all
went in different directions.
572
00:28:08,532 --> 00:28:14,432
We lost the dojo, Jack, but I
didn't think we'd lose each other.
573
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:18,452
Kim, when you're done with
practice, we'll go grab a slice.
574
00:28:18,453 --> 00:28:22,545
Oh, uh, Jack, this is Brett. He's my...
575
00:28:22,546 --> 00:28:24,766
Boyfriend.
576
00:28:25,909 --> 00:28:28,642
I'll see you around.
577
00:28:28,643 --> 00:28:30,859
Give me an "awk"! Give me a "ward"!
578
00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:34,220
What do you got? Awkward!
579
00:28:41,331 --> 00:28:42,665
I can't believe you guys came!
580
00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:47,071
Well, after seeing you, we all started
thinking about how we used to be.
581
00:28:47,072 --> 00:28:49,347
Jack, do you think Rudy's big news
582
00:28:49,348 --> 00:28:51,795
is that he wants to quit his
job and get his dojo back?
583
00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:53,576
That's what I was hoping.
584
00:28:53,577 --> 00:28:56,242
- Kim, you made it!
- All: Hey, Kim!
585
00:28:56,243 --> 00:28:57,847
- It's good to see you again.
- [Gasps]
586
00:28:57,848 --> 00:29:00,128
All: Rudy!
587
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,600
Wow!
588
00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,409
You look, uh...
589
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:10,087
I know. I know. Everyone's
talking about it.
590
00:29:10,088 --> 00:29:13,388
I got my eyebrows waxed!
591
00:29:19,636 --> 00:29:22,423
So, Rudy, what's the big news?
592
00:29:22,424 --> 00:29:24,644
Well, um.
593
00:29:27,978 --> 00:29:33,078
I got a big promotion
and I'm moving to Taiwan.
594
00:29:33,786 --> 00:29:35,646
Wow.
595
00:29:35,998 --> 00:29:38,422
Taiwan, that's...
596
00:29:38,423 --> 00:29:39,890
That's great, Rudy.
597
00:29:39,891 --> 00:29:42,266
I just wanted to tell
you guys in person.
598
00:29:42,267 --> 00:29:45,596
You know, tonight is about remembering
all of the great times that we shared.
599
00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:48,135
So order anything that you want.
600
00:29:48,136 --> 00:29:50,792
Believe it or not, I could eat a horse.
601
00:29:50,793 --> 00:29:53,913
Or maybe try a salad.
602
00:29:55,635 --> 00:29:58,088
Rudy, you were so scared,
you ran through the wall.
603
00:29:58,089 --> 00:29:58,960
[Laughter]
604
00:29:58,961 --> 00:30:04,661
Okay, for your information,
ladybugs will bite if provoked.
605
00:30:05,483 --> 00:30:07,718
Oh, man. Look at the time.
606
00:30:07,719 --> 00:30:12,579
- I gotta go pack.
- We should get going too.
607
00:30:16,761 --> 00:30:19,697
Guys, this was great.
608
00:30:19,698 --> 00:30:21,599
And, you know, you might not have me.
609
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:27,096
But you still got the dojo and
more importantly, each other.
610
00:30:27,097 --> 00:30:29,178
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
611
00:30:29,179 --> 00:30:31,439
I'll always love you guys.
612
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,078
What do you say? One last time?
613
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:36,119
Wasabi.
614
00:30:36,743 --> 00:30:38,477
All: Wasabi!
615
00:30:38,478 --> 00:30:43,938
All right, get out of here.
I'm gonna pay this bill.
616
00:30:44,823 --> 00:30:47,669
Ah, one last time. Come on. Get in here.
617
00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:49,961
Ah, love you guys.
618
00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:51,559
- See ya.
- Take care, Rudy.
619
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,140
See you, Rudy.
620
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:25,033
Jack's voice: You don't walk away
from your friends when they need you.
621
00:31:25,034 --> 00:31:27,958
You're a great Sensei and you
mean everything to your students.
622
00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:31,606
You know what? We're gonna stay
right here and do the best we can...
623
00:31:31,607 --> 00:31:32,713
Together.
624
00:31:32,714 --> 00:31:34,499
[Chuckles]
625
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,247
Whoa! Look at you, Rudy!
626
00:31:37,248 --> 00:31:38,832
I can't believe it.
627
00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:42,665
I mean, what happened to your eyebrows?
628
00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:44,466
Ty.
629
00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:46,828
Whatever differences we may have had,
630
00:31:46,829 --> 00:31:49,210
you set 'em aside and
you've done right by my kids.
631
00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:51,731
So thank you.
632
00:31:51,907 --> 00:31:55,525
It's important for me to know that
this dojo will always be their home.
633
00:31:55,526 --> 00:31:58,156
Their home? [Scoffs] They
don't come here anymore.
634
00:31:58,157 --> 00:32:03,257
- What?
- Those losers left like three months ago.
635
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:10,200
What were you guys thinking?
You've never lied to me before.
636
00:32:10,201 --> 00:32:11,503
Actually, that's not true.
637
00:32:11,504 --> 00:32:14,640
There was the burnt carpet thing, the
missing toilet thing, the hole inside...
638
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:18,075
I get it! You've lied to me before.
639
00:32:18,076 --> 00:32:23,976
Rudy, we didn't want you to miss out
on a great opportunity because of us.
640
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:27,307
Let me ask you guys something.
641
00:32:27,308 --> 00:32:31,547
If I were the Sensei in that
dojo, would you come back?
642
00:32:31,548 --> 00:32:35,568
- Absolutely.
- Of course we would.
643
00:32:35,695 --> 00:32:37,139
Ty.
644
00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:40,907
- I want my dojo back.
- I'm not selling the dojo, Judy.
645
00:32:40,908 --> 00:32:43,008
[Laughs]
646
00:32:44,111 --> 00:32:47,606
I hate this guy, but he makes me laugh.
647
00:32:47,607 --> 00:32:49,608
I'll give you double
what you paid for it.
648
00:32:49,609 --> 00:32:52,404
I'm not interested in your money.
649
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:55,418
Well, there is something other
than money. Uh... [chuckles]
650
00:32:55,419 --> 00:32:57,396
But you'd probably never go for it.
651
00:32:57,397 --> 00:33:00,457
Collectible presidential plates?
Because I have everybody but Taft.
652
00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:01,528
Do you have a Taft?
653
00:33:01,529 --> 00:33:03,539
I'm not talking about
plates. I'm talking about...
654
00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:06,564
Wait, do you have a Coolidge?
Because that would complete my set.
655
00:33:06,565 --> 00:33:08,485
Rudy!
656
00:33:09,747 --> 00:33:11,646
I'm talking about a challenge.
657
00:33:11,647 --> 00:33:13,655
My students against your students.
658
00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:15,684
Winner gets the dojo.
659
00:33:15,685 --> 00:33:18,294
Unless you're too, uh... [sniffs]
660
00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:19,421
Scared.
661
00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:21,642
All: Ooh!
662
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,326
Two conditions...
663
00:33:23,327 --> 00:33:26,746
One, not just our students,
but Sensei against Sensei.
664
00:33:26,747 --> 00:33:30,868
And two, when you lose, I get your Taft!
665
00:33:30,869 --> 00:33:32,233
Deal.
666
00:33:32,234 --> 00:33:35,234
One week from today.
667
00:33:37,323 --> 00:33:39,352
Guys, we have got to win this!
668
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:42,236
You're right. The entire future
of our dojo rides on this.
669
00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:45,972
That, and I don't have a Taft.
670
00:33:45,973 --> 00:33:48,698
Guys, if we wanna win this, we're
gonna have to get back into shape.
671
00:33:48,699 --> 00:33:51,304
Jack's right. Look at you.
672
00:33:51,305 --> 00:33:54,485
You people are a mess.
673
00:33:55,907 --> 00:33:57,608
I know someone who can help.
674
00:33:57,609 --> 00:33:58,910
I'll call my aunt Jillian.
675
00:33:58,911 --> 00:34:00,426
[Laughter]
676
00:34:00,427 --> 00:34:02,144
Your aunty Jillian?
677
00:34:02,145 --> 00:34:05,251
What is she gonna do? Knit us
a scarf while we do sit-ups?
678
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:08,438
She's pretty good. I'm
not sure you can handle it.
679
00:34:08,439 --> 00:34:10,380
Uh, trust me, Milton.
680
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,928
There's nothing your aunty
can dish out that I can't take.
681
00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:17,506
I can't take it!
[Panting] I can't take it!
682
00:34:17,507 --> 00:34:22,109
Tell me, was your body screaming like this
when you were shoveling donuts into it?
683
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:28,010
Yes, but I jammed two cupcakes
into my ears so I couldn't hear it.
684
00:34:28,843 --> 00:34:31,712
- What are you two doing?
- We were just talking about you.
685
00:34:31,713 --> 00:34:34,448
We think you're pretty awesome
coming down here to help them out.
686
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:37,784
And I love your little
workout outfit. It is so cute.
687
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:39,537
You know what I think would be cute?
688
00:34:39,538 --> 00:34:45,178
You grabbing the treadmill
and doing 10 miles, Goldilocks!
689
00:34:49,952 --> 00:34:52,032
What's going on over here?
690
00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:53,699
Oh, I'm just climbing the stairs.
691
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,194
This machine's pretty easy.
692
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:57,361
Yeah? How about now? [Beeping]
693
00:34:57,362 --> 00:34:59,762
Hmm? Better?
694
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,209
Mommy! [Screams]
695
00:35:08,848 --> 00:35:12,525
- Why are your feet not moving?
- Because I'm coasting downhill.
696
00:35:12,526 --> 00:35:15,243
Not anymore. Go go go!
697
00:35:15,244 --> 00:35:19,929
Go! People, the only sound
I wanna hear right now...
698
00:35:19,930 --> 00:35:23,890
Is the sound of your fat burning!
699
00:35:27,951 --> 00:35:32,211
Milty, honey. Don't bulk up too much.
700
00:35:32,907 --> 00:35:35,067
Come on!
701
00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:43,392
Jillian, that was amazing. You
did it. You got us back into shape.
702
00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:46,469
Uh, but there is one last
thing that I'd like to do.
703
00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:49,561
And, believe me, it's from all of us.
704
00:35:49,562 --> 00:35:51,362
Oh!
705
00:35:52,826 --> 00:35:55,423
I'll take that as a compliment.
706
00:35:55,424 --> 00:35:59,366
Look, guys, I was tough on
you because I care, all right?
707
00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:04,292
You see, the key to a long, healthy,
happy life is being in great shape.
708
00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:07,258
Now, go get your dojo back!
709
00:36:07,259 --> 00:36:09,539
Go go go!
710
00:36:11,057 --> 00:36:13,217
Beat it.
711
00:36:13,810 --> 00:36:17,110
Kickin' it with you!
712
00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:22,639
All right, so you get in there and
you do the kicky-kicky, chop-chop,
713
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,570
but what's the point of the square?
714
00:36:24,571 --> 00:36:26,726
You fight until you get forced out.
715
00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:27,869
Oh.
716
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:32,970
Sounds like every
relationship I've ever been in.
717
00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:41,972
Yeah! [Cheering]
718
00:36:41,973 --> 00:36:44,154
Rudy: Yes!
719
00:36:44,155 --> 00:36:46,648
Great job, Kim. It's two to two.
720
00:36:46,649 --> 00:36:48,480
Jack, put us ahead.
721
00:36:48,481 --> 00:36:50,239
Don't worry, Rudy. I got this.
722
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,480
- Woo!
- Come on, Jack!
723
00:37:13,016 --> 00:37:16,859
Great. A draw. You had
it, Ryan. We had it.
724
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,849
Sorry I let you down. But
it didn't lose. It was a tie.
725
00:37:19,850 --> 00:37:21,813
A tie is like kissing your sister!
726
00:37:21,814 --> 00:37:24,453
I kissed your sister
when we were in college.
727
00:37:24,454 --> 00:37:27,034
It's not fun.
728
00:37:27,452 --> 00:37:32,132
Sorry, guys. I lost
my focus for a second.
729
00:37:32,612 --> 00:37:34,833
Rudy, this means you have to win.
730
00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:36,817
I'm the one who gave this place up.
731
00:37:36,818 --> 00:37:39,308
I'm the one who's gonna win it back.
732
00:37:39,309 --> 00:37:42,270
- Come on, Rudy. You got it, man.
- Woo!
733
00:37:42,271 --> 00:37:44,512
So it all comes down to you and me, Ty.
734
00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:45,694
For the dojo.
735
00:37:45,695 --> 00:37:48,011
Yeah, about that. You're
not gonna be fighting me.
736
00:37:48,012 --> 00:37:51,065
What are you talking about? You said
it was gonna be Sensei against Sensei.
737
00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:53,466
It is. [Chuckles] I forgot to tell you.
738
00:37:53,467 --> 00:37:55,465
I hired a new Sensei this morning.
739
00:37:55,466 --> 00:37:58,346
Meet Kofi Kingston.
740
00:38:06,592 --> 00:38:08,867
Guys, a little change of plans.
741
00:38:08,868 --> 00:38:13,655
Instead of winning the dojo
back, looks like I'm gonna die.
742
00:38:13,656 --> 00:38:16,032
Rudy, remember what
you've always taught us.
743
00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:19,046
If you believe in yourself,
there's nothing you can't do.
744
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:20,686
You know who I got that from?
745
00:38:20,687 --> 00:38:22,955
Frosty the Snowman.
746
00:38:22,956 --> 00:38:26,413
[Emphatically] I am going to die!
747
00:38:26,414 --> 00:38:28,621
Put me in, Coach.
748
00:38:28,622 --> 00:38:31,862
I'll tear up this guy.
749
00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:35,585
Murray, put your glasses on.
750
00:38:36,032 --> 00:38:38,015
Ay ay ay.
751
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:42,636
I'll say some nice
words at your funeral.
752
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,236
[Whistle tweets]
753
00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:46,839
- Let's go, Rudy!
- You can do it, man!
754
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,851
Any particular way you
want your legs ripped off?
755
00:38:49,852 --> 00:38:52,252
Surprise me.
756
00:39:13,597 --> 00:39:18,567
Wearing him out by letting him
beat you senseless. That's thinking.
757
00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:21,683
Ref, would you be a dove
and give me a quick timeout?
758
00:39:21,684 --> 00:39:26,844
[Groaning] My colon's
making an odd squishy sound.
759
00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:49,787
All: Oh!
760
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:52,071
Rudy! Step out of the
square and stop the fight.
761
00:39:52,072 --> 00:39:55,766
- You're gonna get killed.
- I can't. We'll lose the dojo.
762
00:39:55,767 --> 00:39:57,766
Rudy, the dojo is just a building.
763
00:39:57,767 --> 00:40:00,664
Don't you get it? As long
as we're together, we've won.
764
00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:06,185
- All: Yeah, Rudy.
- Get in there and fight, girly boy!
765
00:40:06,296 --> 00:40:09,595
You're right. We did win.
766
00:40:09,596 --> 00:40:12,761
And I know it's just a building.
767
00:40:12,762 --> 00:40:15,942
But it's our building.
768
00:40:16,359 --> 00:40:19,635
Come on, Rudy! Let's go, buddy!
769
00:40:19,636 --> 00:40:21,856
[Growling]
770
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,552
- Yeah!
- Rudy did it!
771
00:40:34,553 --> 00:40:36,362
You just couldn't do it, could you?
772
00:40:36,363 --> 00:40:40,083
You're just a big lame loser!
773
00:40:46,883 --> 00:40:49,283
Uncle Blake.
774
00:40:49,773 --> 00:40:51,461
I have something I need to tell you.
775
00:40:51,462 --> 00:40:54,959
Ah, don't worry, Rudy. Ms.
Monroe told me everything.
776
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,862
And you know all that money
I gave you a long time ago?
777
00:40:57,863 --> 00:41:02,176
From what I've seen, I made
a really good investment.
778
00:41:02,177 --> 00:41:04,253
You came all the way down
here just to tell me that?
779
00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:08,514
No no, I came to pick up Ms. Monroe.
780
00:41:11,829 --> 00:41:14,009
Can you believe how
cheesy this thing is?
781
00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:15,466
I know, right?
782
00:41:15,467 --> 00:41:18,792
So tacky, so gaudy, so ridiculous.
783
00:41:18,793 --> 00:41:20,736
You want your face painted
over his, don't you?
784
00:41:20,737 --> 00:41:23,377
More than life itself.
785
00:41:23,378 --> 00:41:28,545
And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you!
786
00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:32,750
So anyway, Brett, I hope
you understand. It's just...
787
00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:37,071
I still have feelings for someone else.
788
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,658
Jack! I was just, uh...
789
00:41:40,659 --> 00:41:43,276
[Groans] You weren't
supposed to hear that.
790
00:41:43,277 --> 00:41:45,535
I don't know. I'm kinda glad I did.
791
00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:49,844
Hey, you know what? Instead of going to
practice, you wanna go get some pizza?
792
00:41:49,845 --> 00:41:53,300
We're gonna blow off practice
just so we can have a...
793
00:41:53,301 --> 00:41:55,401
A date.
794
00:41:57,850 --> 00:42:01,450
Kickin' it with you!
795
00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:06,652
[Breathy] And then they told
me it involved math, so I quit.
796
00:42:06,653 --> 00:42:08,873
[Chuckles]
797
00:42:09,423 --> 00:42:13,563
Ah, I love the sound of your voice.
798
00:42:14,496 --> 00:42:16,330
Oh, Blakey.
799
00:42:16,331 --> 00:42:18,332
I have something to tell you.
800
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:20,183
But Donna, I care about you so much.
801
00:42:20,184 --> 00:42:24,227
Nothing you could say could change
the way I feel about you right now.
802
00:42:24,228 --> 00:42:26,601
[Sighs and inhales deeply]
803
00:42:26,602 --> 00:42:30,202
[Normal voice] My name's Joan and
this is my real voice. [Exhales]
804
00:42:30,203 --> 00:42:32,423
I'm out.
805
00:42:33,957 --> 00:42:36,274
Oh, that date lasted 17 minutes.
806
00:42:36,275 --> 00:42:38,640
A new record. A new record, everybody!
807
00:42:38,641 --> 00:42:40,085
Ha ha!
808
00:42:40,086 --> 00:42:45,986
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