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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Welcome to your worst nightmare.
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You can't go over...
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You can't go around...
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Ah! I said you can't go around!
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Oh!
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Time-out, guys. Come
on, time-out. Time-out.
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[Whistle blows]
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All right, the good news is we've
already got our highest score of the year.
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That's right... nine!
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- Yeah.
- Woo!
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We got time for one more shot. What
do you say we go out with style?
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Oh, yeah yeah, give me the
ball. I'm feeling it, man!
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- Woo!
- You haven't scored in five games.
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Do not give me the ball.
I'm not feeling it, man!
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Well, I can't take it. I've had
four guys covering me all game.
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And one of them is Jerry.
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No one's guarding me. I
wanted to be part of something.
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I don't want that germ-infested ball.
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Did you see what 11 was scratching
before he shot his last free throw?
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Well, I guess it's time for me to pull
out some of the old Globetrotter magic.
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That's great. You're going to
do some of your uncle's moves?
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- Who's his uncle?
- Only Big Easy.
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One of the biggest stars
of the Harlem Globetrotters.
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Are you kidding? I love those guys.
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All right, it's settled. Eddie's
getting the ball and I'll cover Jack.
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- Woo!
- [Whistle blows]
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Eddie, remember, let's
go out with style.
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Style, my man. Let's get it, woo!
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- Woo!
- Come on, come on, Eddie.
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[Alarm ringing]
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Okay, everybody, remain
calm. There will be no panic.
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No run... oh!
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- Too much style?
- Are you kidding me?
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Now that's how you
lose a basketball game!
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Woo!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Uh...
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Is this brown stuff pudding or gravy?
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Yes.
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- Hey, great game, dude.
- Yeah, what's up, man?
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What can I say? I'm a
showman like Big Easy.
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Big Easy of the Harlem Globetrotters?
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- Yeah, he's Eddie's uncle.
- Woo! That man's got a thing for me.
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- Really?
- I went to a game two years ago.
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And for some reason out of all the
women in the stands, he spotted me.
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Hey, Easy.
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That was one magical night.
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Oh he asked me to be his girlfriend,
but I just couldn't just pick up
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and travel the world with him,
I told him I have a career.
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Marge, you're a...
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I didn't say it was a good career.
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Guys, guys!
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I just heard the Principal
say they're shutting down the
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Intramural Basketball Program
because the school's out of money.
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- What?
- I can't believe it.
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Please. This school's been
hurting for money for a long time.
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They're renting half the cafeteria
to the senior citizens' center.
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Oh, that reminds me...
it's Tango Tuesday.
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[Tango music playing]
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Harold, Harold, Harold...
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I got this, I got this.
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All right, Estelle, let daddy drive.
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Are you ready for your dip?
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Yo, Harold, a little help.
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Haaa! Ayaaa!
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Kyaa! Huaa!
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- All right, your guys' turn.
- No "huas" for me.
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Last time I did that, I pulled
something in my bathing suit area.
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Look, if you guys are mad about
losing your basketball program,
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then do something about it.
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Why don't you come up with a
fundraiser? I'll be the first one to...
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- It's $5,000.
- Are you insane?
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I was gonna give you like three bucks.
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Basketball is dead. Let it go.
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All right, look, that's a lot of money.
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You just got to come up with
a creative way to raise it.
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The debate team makes a lot of
money selling those chocolate bars.
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- Yeah, they do.
- Mm hmm.
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You guys think we can sell enough
chocolate to save our basketball program?
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Of course we can! I'm a natural
salesman and I'm going to help you guys.
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You guys have been on the phone
for two hours without a single sale.
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- Calm down, Rudy.
- I will not calm down!
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I need winners!
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All right?
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Why is your hair all greasy?
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Uh, it's not grease,
it's Sell Gel. All right?
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- Rudy, are you okay?
- Of course I am, Kim.
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Let's move some product!
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- You got it.
- [Bell rings]
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See? See there? That's
what I'm talking about.
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Jerry's first on the big board.
He just sold a box of chocolate.
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Sold?
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I thought you rang the bell every
time you ate a box of chocolate.
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Get back to your phone!
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Rudy: What is wrong with you people?
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I bought 1,000 boxes
of candy for us to sell!
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We're doing the best we can, Rudy.
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[Whiny mocking]
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Do you know what? I'm out of here.
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- Yeah.
- Same.
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No no, wait wait wait,
guys. You can't quit.
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Because you're fired! Now get!
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Kickin' it with you.
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I'm not happy about quitting, but
Rudy was totally out of control.
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I mean, who limits people
to 20-second bathroom breaks?
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It takes me that long
just to light the candles.
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I have to set the mood
for my shy bladder.
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Whoa!
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Guys, look. The Harlem
Globetrotters are coming into town.
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Eddie, maybe your uncle could help us!
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Yeah... maybe.
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Dude, we could get the Trotters
to do a fundraiser or something.
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We could have an exhibition
game at our school and,
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we could raise enough money
to save our basketball program.
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- That's perfect.
- Whoa. That's it.
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Let me see this.
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Huh-uh, nope. See, this is
exactly what I was afraid of.
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These are different Harlem
Globetrotters. We should probably go eat.
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Eddie, Eddie, dude, come on,
man. That's your uncle Big Easy.
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- Call him for us!
- I can do that.
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I'll meet you guys inside.
I'll call him right now.
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- See you, man.
- Great.
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The Globetrotters are even having a
trick shot competition at the Mall,
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and the winner gets to meet them.
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- What?
- Jack: That's so cool.
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That's so cool.
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The Globetrotters
think they're all that.
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They're not the only ones that
can spin things on their fingers.
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Check it, check it. One two-two.
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- Pretty good, Phil.
- Yeah, I'm just warming up.
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Oh no! Oh, not again!
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Baba ghanoush on the loose.
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Oh...
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[Crashing]
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Bad news, guys. My uncle
must have changed his number.
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There's nothing I can do.
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Guys, there might be
another way to get to him.
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Emcee: Welcome to the Globetrotter
trick shot competition.
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- [Cheers]
- Next up we have Milton Krupnick!
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Who's going to do something he
calls the Blind Whirling Dervish.
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Wheee woo!
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[Grunts]
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[Glass shatters]
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Oh, he just broke the windshield on...
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That is my car!
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Oh, guys, that was so close.
Hey, let's get out of here.
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Eddie, you're up.
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- Jerry: Ooh, you got this.
- Come on, you can do it.
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- Come on, Eddie, you got this.
- Come on, dude.
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- Please.
- Woo!
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I sure hope this goes in.
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Oh well, I tried. Let's go.
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Emcee: Oh oh!
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Congratulations.
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You just won the trick shot competition.
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Yes, Eddie, you did it!
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Because of you we're gonna
meet the Harlem Globetrotters!
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- [All cheer]
- [Flatly] Yeah yeah.
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[Sobbing]
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Kickin' it with you.
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Jerry...
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I've done something wrong
and I need to tell somebody.
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Eddie, we're more than
friends, man. We're brothers.
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There's nothing you can tell me
that'll ever break that bond, man.
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Big Easy isn't my uncle.
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You're dead to me! You hear me? Dead!
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I'm sorry.
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I just thought if I told people
I was related to a Globetrotter,
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they'd think I was special.
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I never thought they'd come to our town!
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Dude, they're Globetrotters.
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They trot the globe.
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I feel terrible, man.
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Wait, hold up, hold up.
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I've been in some pretty
tight spots before, man.
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I got it.
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You've convinced everyone else
you're Big Easy's nephew...
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Now all you gotta do is convince him.
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How are we going to do that?
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Look, we've spent four hours
looking all over town for these guys.
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Just convince him you're his aunt,
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and tell him he's got a nephew
in town he never knew about.
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Okay? Now hold on. Let me
adjust your balloons again!
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- Stop it! You're gonna pop 'em!
- Ow!
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No no no, we're not
gonna do this right now.
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- We're gonna do this.
- They're gonna call a fraud!
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- You have to do this for the whole gang.
- [Arguing]
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[Falsetto] Easy, baby!
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Is that you? Oh, look at these cheeks.
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I could eat you up like a cobbler.
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Big Easy, this is your aunt Edna.
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That's right. I used to
change your diapers...
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Big, yes.
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Easy, nuh-uh.
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So are you on Calvin's
side of the family?
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Calvin...
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Is my sister Evelyn's...
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Son.
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And I'm his brother's...
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Aunt's sister.
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That would make you your own mother.
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Uh...
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Uh... that's how we roll
on Calvin's side, baby.
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Oh yo, tell Easy about his nephew
Eddie who lives here in Seaford.
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Wow, I've got a nephew I never
knew about. I'd love to meet him.
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Oh, you will tomorrow, sugar.
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He won the trick shot
competition in the Mall.
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Yeah yeah, Eddie's a great kid. He's
the one who got me a job with Edna.
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Oh oh what? Is that what I think it is?
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Ow!
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That boy was gonna touch my scampi.
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Now one more thing, baby.
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If Eddie asks you for a favor,
you do it for me, you hear?
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You got it, Edna. Anything for family.
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No no no. I don't do the hugging now.
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- No no!
- [Balloons pop] [Shrieks]
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00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:54,586
Oh, way to go, Easy... now you popped her.
Back to the home for you, Edna. Let's go.
242
00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:56,514
Kickin' it with you.
243
00:11:56,515 --> 00:12:01,435
Free chocolate samples!
Get your free chocolate.
244
00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:05,886
Keep moving, Albert.
You already had six.
245
00:12:05,887 --> 00:12:08,916
Free chocolate! Get your free chocolate.
246
00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:13,897
Okay, free falafel samples!
Free falafel samples!
247
00:12:14,205 --> 00:12:15,663
What do you think you're doing?
248
00:12:15,664 --> 00:12:19,488
Oh I do what you do I give away free
sample to make better for the business yes?
249
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,846
No, you get your greasy
falafel balls out of here!
250
00:12:21,847 --> 00:12:25,092
What the... whoa, what
are you doing? No, stop!
251
00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:27,373
Oh, super!
252
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,149
You got your falafel in my chocolate!
253
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,350
You got your chocolate in my falafel!
254
00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:38,539
[Sniffs]
255
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:48,555
[Unison] Keep moving, Albert.
256
00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:52,352
Guys, I cannot believe
the Harlem Globetrotters,
257
00:12:52,353 --> 00:12:54,072
are actually coming to our dojo.
258
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:57,064
I know. I'm a little nervous.
259
00:12:57,065 --> 00:13:01,498
Kim, Kim, Kim, they're just regular
guys who happen to play basketball.
260
00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:03,957
The worst thing you
can do is wig out and...
261
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:05,286
[Gasps]
262
00:13:05,287 --> 00:13:09,247
Holy Christmas nuts, they're here!
263
00:13:09,783 --> 00:13:11,740
[Whimpering]
264
00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:15,312
Milton, Milton, come on, get down.
265
00:13:15,313 --> 00:13:18,927
- You are embarrassing us.
- I'm sorry. I'm really excited.
266
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,664
I saw you guys two years
ago at the Civic Center.
267
00:13:21,665 --> 00:13:22,993
I remember you.
268
00:13:22,994 --> 00:13:26,358
You were that kid on the Jumbotron
inhaling a macho nacho platter.
269
00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:28,300
[Globetrotters laugh]
270
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:30,073
That's right!
271
00:13:30,074 --> 00:13:35,103
Diz pantsed a ref and you laughed so
hard nacho cheese came out your nose.
272
00:13:35,104 --> 00:13:36,831
[Globetrotters laugh]
273
00:13:36,832 --> 00:13:39,587
Dizzy: Guys, I don't believe
it. It's cheese sneeze!
274
00:13:39,588 --> 00:13:42,108
Cheese cheese!
275
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,392
Excuse me.
276
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:48,395
I'll have you know I still have a
jalape?o seed lodged in my septum.
277
00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:52,250
Aw, man, don't be like that, cheesy.
278
00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:55,065
- Uncle Easy.
- Eddie, my man.
279
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:56,186
- Uncle Easy?
- Yeah?
280
00:13:56,187 --> 00:13:59,223
We were wondering if you guys would
be willing to play an exhibition game,
281
00:13:59,224 --> 00:14:01,606
to raise money and help
save our basketball program.
282
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,458
You're family. We'd be glad to help.
283
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,249
- Yes!
- Flight time: Just one problem.
284
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,946
- Who we gonna play?
- [Clears throat]
285
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,492
You're looking at the team, man.
286
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:13,317
Hey, can you guys show us a little
something? We have your music ready.
287
00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:14,657
- You got it.
- Of course.
288
00:14:14,658 --> 00:14:16,733
Let's do this. Aha!
289
00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:20,214
[Globetrotters theme playing]
290
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,968
- Ooh!
- Woo!
291
00:14:30,355 --> 00:14:34,735
- All right, let's do it.
- Let's go.
292
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:56,865
Yo, Globesters, I got
a few moves of my own.
293
00:14:56,866 --> 00:15:00,946
- Check it.
- [Techno music playing]
294
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,137
It's very genius, Rudy.
295
00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:13,494
So during halftime at
Globetrotters' game,
296
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:17,338
we use this air cannon to shoot
the choco-balls into the crowd?
297
00:15:17,339 --> 00:15:21,392
Exactly. One taste and they're hooked.
298
00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:23,737
Now listen, in sales,
image is everything.
299
00:15:23,738 --> 00:15:26,008
And your look is very...
300
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,628
"Just bathed a goat".
301
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:32,229
Actually, she just bathed me.
302
00:15:32,351 --> 00:15:36,284
But I get what you are saying.
Tomorrow I will wear fanciest suit!
303
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:38,780
Good. And I'm going to
the salon, get a tan,
304
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,545
my head de-greased
and a few highlights.
305
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:42,117
Okay.
306
00:15:42,118 --> 00:15:44,782
Hey, put that down,
you're gonna get hurt.
307
00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:48,720
Rudy, don't worry. It's not my
first time with an air cannon.
308
00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:53,144
- I know what I'm doing.
- [Air hisses, thuds]
309
00:15:53,145 --> 00:15:56,972
Rudy, these choco-balls
are delicious...
310
00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:59,373
And painful.
311
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:04,711
[Globetrotters theme playing]
312
00:16:06,122 --> 00:16:09,962
I got it, I got it, I got it.
313
00:16:23,658 --> 00:16:25,067
[Whistle blows]
314
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,827
Hey, Easy!
315
00:16:26,828 --> 00:16:28,796
That's my boyfriend.
316
00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:30,458
Looking good, baby!
317
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:33,968
- Hey, who is that?
- I don't know. I never saw her in my life.
318
00:16:33,969 --> 00:16:37,418
- Just ignore her. Come on.
- That's what I'll do. I'll ignore her.
319
00:16:37,419 --> 00:16:40,975
You are not going to ignore me!
320
00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:45,713
I'm up here looking all good and you
don't have the decency to notice me.
321
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,576
I can't stay mad at you. Hold me, Easy!
322
00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:49,197
- Oh no.
- Hold me!
323
00:16:49,198 --> 00:16:52,766
Hold me. I love you so much! Easy...
324
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:57,627
This is traditional
formal wear of my country.
325
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:01,969
It's what my great grandfather
married my great grandmother in.
326
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:06,934
It was a tight squeeze,
but she looked beautiful.
327
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:11,194
Rudy: Well, I think you look ridiculous.
328
00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:13,734
Speaking of ridiculous...
329
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:16,586
Rudy, what happened to your...
330
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:18,507
Rudy?
331
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,163
The salon used the wrong bronzer,
332
00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:24,685
and then my hair had a chemical
reaction with the de-greaser they use.
333
00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:26,587
Do I really look that different?
334
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:30,274
You look like phoompa-paloompa.
335
00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:35,276
It is Hachmachy word meaning "man
of bad sunburn and green hair".
336
00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:36,783
[Buzzer sounds]
337
00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:38,575
Oh, it's halftime. We've got to go.
338
00:17:38,576 --> 00:17:41,280
Oh, I wrote a song about our
choco-balls. Listen to this.
339
00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:46,681
- We don't have time!
- But I sound like a songbird.
340
00:17:48,644 --> 00:17:49,658
- Is that...
- Don't ask.
341
00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:51,848
- Don't care.
- No.
342
00:17:51,849 --> 00:17:57,060
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
Harlem Globetrotters halftime show.
343
00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:58,459
[Cheers]
344
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,835
Get ready to taste the chocolaty
sensation that's sweeping the nation...
345
00:18:01,836 --> 00:18:03,925
Boys and girls, close your eyes.
346
00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:04,865
Come...
347
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:08,119
To a land of your imagination.
348
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,699
Where all your
chocolaty dreams come true...
349
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,933
Phil!
350
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:16,769
Stop singing. We just need to move product.
Tell 'em about our chocolate balls.
351
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:19,539
I worked hard on this
song! They're loving it.
352
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,415
Use your imagination.
353
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,946
[Vocalizes] imagina-aaaa-tion...
354
00:18:25,947 --> 00:18:27,681
Just plug the website.
355
00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:30,562
[Air cannon firing]
356
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,283
Imagina-aaaa-tion...
357
00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:35,922
That's it!
358
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:38,803
Ow ow! Eh... uh...
359
00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:40,827
Our imagina...
360
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,124
- Buy our choco-balls!
- [Air cannon fires]
361
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,056
Imagina-aaaa-tion...
362
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,668
[Shrieks] Buy our choco-balls!
363
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,149
[Globetrotters theme playing]
364
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,538
Hey!
365
00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:04,752
Time-out! Guys,
come on, time-out!
366
00:19:04,753 --> 00:19:07,889
Jack, why'd you call a time-out?
There's only eight seconds left.
367
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,231
Look at the scoreboard. If
we score one more basket,
368
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,489
we'll finally break double digits.
369
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:15,352
Can you imagine getting out personal
best against the Globetrotters?
370
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,653
Give me the ball. I'm feeling
it! I know I can make...
371
00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:21,935
- You're not getting the ball.
- That's a smart move, yeah.
372
00:19:21,936 --> 00:19:27,396
Let's go out with style.
Jack, time for the catapult.
373
00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:33,946
[Grunts]
374
00:19:50,766 --> 00:19:52,866
[Grunts]
375
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,172
[Laughter]
376
00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:12,190
Not as cool as kickin' it with you.
377
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:15,491
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up.
378
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:19,477
Hey, little man, you
were amazing out there.
379
00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:22,732
Although technically I should have
got an assist on that last one.
380
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:25,308
Yeah, you're probably right.
381
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,870
Hey, I wanted to say thanks.
382
00:20:27,871 --> 00:20:29,759
You really came through for us today.
383
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,760
Anything for family.
384
00:20:31,761 --> 00:20:33,542
Yeah.
385
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,184
About that...
386
00:20:35,185 --> 00:20:37,269
There's something else
I need to tell you.
387
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,689
What?
388
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:40,431
That Calvin is your sister Evelyn's son.
389
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:45,720
- And I'm your brother's aunt's sister.
- Ow ow ow.
390
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:50,881
- You knew?
- Eddie, you popped when I hugged you.
391
00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:52,895
Wait, so why didn't you bust me?
392
00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:56,864
Because I never saw a kid work
so hard to pull something off.
393
00:20:56,865 --> 00:20:59,458
And I figured it was for
a good reason. And it was...
394
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,838
You saved the basketball program.
395
00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:05,041
But it's time I told
my friends the truth.
396
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,275
Hold up. You know what, Eddie?
397
00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:09,980
I'd be honored to have you as a nephew.
398
00:21:09,981 --> 00:21:15,881
How about this? You can be my honorary
nephew and I'll be your honorary uncle.
399
00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:21,956
Easy baby, tell them
you're my boyfriend.
400
00:21:21,957 --> 00:21:25,183
- Eddie, Eddie!
- Tell them... Easy!
401
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,602
Easy, wait!
402
00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:28,797
Not as cool as kickin' it with you.
403
00:21:28,798 --> 00:21:30,404
Easy!
404
00:21:30,405 --> 00:21:33,525
Your Wasabi Warriors...
405
00:21:33,615 --> 00:21:35,429
Number 16...
406
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:37,518
Black belt!
407
00:21:37,519 --> 00:21:38,888
Number 11...
408
00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:40,789
The scorpion!
409
00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,266
Number 9...
410
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,667
Little Easy!
411
00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:47,472
Number 14...
412
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,873
Swagalicious!
413
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:52,343
And number 7...
414
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:54,864
Cheese sneeze!
415
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,744
- Yeah, woo!
- Hey!
416
00:22:01,745 --> 00:22:03,605
Hey!
417
00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:05,637
Let's go.
418
00:22:05,638 --> 00:22:08,343
Kickin' it with you.
419
00:22:08,344 --> 00:22:14,244
420
00:22:14,294 --> 00:22:18,844
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