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Hey! Check out
my new watch, dude.
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It's a pager,
a stopwatch, a thermometer.
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Gets all my phone numbers,
reminds me of my birthdays,
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gets all the news,
sports, and weather,
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and the alarm
plays Beethoven.
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Cool.
What time is it?
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I have no idea.
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Elliott, I need
a favor.
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ELLIOTT: Sure.
What do you need?
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Well, I've been
taking this photography class...
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(SCOFFING) Really?
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Is that amusing?
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Maya, you're a friend.
If I can free up some time,
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I'd be more than happy
to speak to your little class.
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No. Can I borrow
some lens cleaner?
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Oh. Yeah, I guess.
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Anyway, if you need
any pointers or advice...
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Oh, well,
no, thanks.
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I don't think
my teacher would want me to talk to you.
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What?
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Well, you know,
what you do is commercial photography,
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and my teacher
has a more artistic approach.
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Oh, but you do
take pictures, right?
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We take
photographs, yes.
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Oh, who is this clown?
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Martin Spancer.
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You know, Maya, with all
due respect to the great Martin Spancer,
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just because
my work appears in a magazine,
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doesn't mean
it's not artistic.
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Elliott, did you shoot
that black sweater for the dandruff piece?
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I'm working
on it, Jack.
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Just make sure the flakes
are nice and big.
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Nina, how are those
interviews for your new assistant going?
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Oh, I'm just
about to start.
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Great, I'll join you.
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Jack, I think
I can handle this on my own.
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Really?
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Let's review some of
your previous choices.
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Let's.
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That pretty boy,
John Harder.
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John Harder? No, no, no.
His name was John Davis.
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Then why were you always
in your office screaming, "John Har..."
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Oh.
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Well, that explains
Billy Faster.
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Fine, maybe my judgment
has been suspect, but that's all changed.
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(SOFTLY)
Just watch.
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Follow me, please.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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One-handed
shuffle, huh?
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Oh.
Sorry, it's just a nervous habit.
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I really want the job.
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Not to worry.
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A little magic
never killed anyone.
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Except Houdini.
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So, let's see something.
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What, you mean
like a trick?
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Yeah, trick me.
If you can.
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Okay.
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(CHUCKLING)
Pick a card.
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I think I see
where this is going.
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All right.
Now place it back in the deck.
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Of course.
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Okay, now you can
shuffle them as much as you like.
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Fancy.
Mmm-hmm.
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Bet you didn't
expect this.
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That should do it.
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Let's see what you got.
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No, sir.
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Let's see
what you got.
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Excuse me?
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Well, if you would
kindly reach into your inside coat pocket,
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I think you'll find
a little surprise.
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Is that your card?
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Nina, we got our guy!
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It's sunrise.
You see two trees in a glen.
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Their branches
almost touching.
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Are they merely trees,
or lovers about to part?
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Reaching, yearning
for one last caress before the morn?
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Miss Gallo?
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(STUTTERS)
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Lovers?
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Trees?
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Lovers.
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Miss Gallo, don't be afraid
to look at the world
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through your own eyes,
your own perspective.
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That goes for everyone.
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The answers won't
come from me, they'll only come from you.
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So, what is it,
trees or lovers?
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Just think about it.
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Check it out,
I paid for this class,
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so you work for me.
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Why are you here,
Mr. Greenberg?
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It was
a Hanukkah present.
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Before we go, a few
of you are ready for a new assignment.
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Please listen carefully
as I do not wish to repeat myself.
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Mr. Parker,
fruit in a bowl.
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Mr. Greenberg,
flowers in a vase.
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Miss Gallo,
nude self-portrait.
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So, 'til Thursday.
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Did he say
nude self-portrait?
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Did he say
flowers in a vase?
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Can I help you?
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Yes.
I don't know...
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Hey, I don't want
to shoot flowers.
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Excuse me?
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Flowers are boring.
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Can't I take pictures
of something else?
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Like my mom
or a hooker?
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Mr. Greenberg,
do you actually think I would give a student
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an assignment
without forethought?
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Well...
I wouldn't.
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Shooting flowers
requires an attention to detail
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which has been
conspicuously absent from your photographs.
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Yeah...
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I'm trying to make you
a better photographer!
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Miss Gallo was assigned
a nude self-portrait
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to make her work
more daring and less inhibited.
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Do you hear
her complaining?
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What if the hooker
is holding a flower?
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Good day,
Mr. Greenberg.
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It's kind of
a compromise.
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I said good day!
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Now, Miss Gallo,
do you have a question?
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Yes.
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Full frontal okay?
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Yes, please.
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Brad, where are
the sidebars from graphics?
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Oh!
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I don't know.
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Brad, don't take this
the wrong way,
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but you're not
pretty enough to be this useless.
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Nina, I'm sorry,
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but I need to
borrow Brad to take an important letter.
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Do you mind?
What about Finch?
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Well, he's busy.
I don't want to bother him.
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(WATCH PLAYING
BEETHOVEN PIECES)
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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You do know
what's going on here, don't you?
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Who cares?
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Lick my watch
and I'll tell you your temperature.
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No, you don't get it.
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He is not working,
he's amusing Jack.
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Jack doesn't need
anyone to amuse him.
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He got me.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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That son of a bitch!
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Oh, this one's nice.
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I mean, one look and
you can tell it's the Brooklyn Bridge.
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Yeah.
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Would you
call them daring?
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Well, not so much
daring as...
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Inhibited?
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Yes, yes. I mean,
but they're still nice.
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They're good,
they're good.
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Do you think
it would help
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if I took more risks
as a photographer?
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Absolutely.
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A good photographer should
always work without a net.
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Well, then,
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could I borrow
your studio tonight?
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Sure, I could even
help you tonight.
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No. I meant
if you weren't going to be there.
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Oh, right.
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Yeah, I wouldn't want to
ruin your work with my years of commercial experience.
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(STUTTERING)
No, no, no, no, no. It's just that I'm
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doing a self-portrait,
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and I have to be
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nude.
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Oh.
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Did someone
just say "nude"?
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What?
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I have an ear
for certain words.
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And I'm positive
I heard the word "nude."
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From the other side
of the office?
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It's kind of a gift.
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"G-string." Gotta go.
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Anyway,
I'm a little nervous about the assignment.
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Oh, yeah,
well, just remember,
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everyone in your class
is going through the same thing.
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Actually,
they're not.
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I'm the only one
who's assigned a nude self-portrait.
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(LAUGHING)
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What's so funny?
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Maya, the guy wants
to see you naked.
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What?
He wants a free peek.
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No, he doesn't!
Is he gay?
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No.
He does!
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You just confirmed
everything he said.
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That my photos are
inhibited and that I should work without a net.
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Yeah, without a net, yes.
Without pants, no.
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Finch, have you seen
my worthless assistant?
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You mean,
Sucko the Magnificent?
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He's in with Jack.
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Still?
Yes.
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And I'll slit my throat
if I hear one more "Ta-da" followed by "Ha!"
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I just don't get it.
How'd you do that?
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Uh-uh.
A magician never tells.
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Oh, we'll see.
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So, get to those
reports first thing in the morning.
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You got it, Jack.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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How'd things
go in there, Brad?
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Just fine, thanks.
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Mmm. Get a lot
of work done?
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Yes, very productive.
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For God sakes,
fix yourself up.
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You're hanging out.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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(SIGHING) Okay.
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(WATCH PLAYING
BEETHOVEN PIECE)
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Finch!
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Stupid watch!
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How long have you
been in there?
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I'm not sure,
but the NASDAQ is plummeting.
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Get out, get out!
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You should
be flattered.
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It was 112 degrees
in there.
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Celsius.
Get out.
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(EXHALES)
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Okay.
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Here goes.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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And so I ask you,
what has Mr. Greenberg captured here?
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The essence of a flower
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or the point of view
of an aggressively average thinker?
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Dude, I'm right here.
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Class dismissed.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Yes, Miss Gallo,
can I help you?
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I have my photographs.
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Wonderful.
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You're not gonna look
at them now, are you?
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Well, yes, of course.
Why not?
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(STUTTERING) Well, 'cause
I'm just a little nervous.
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This is exactly the kind of
self-conscious attitude
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that's been
holding you back.
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(SIGHING)
As an artist,
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you should be naked
in all your work,
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exposing your true self
to the world.
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There is nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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Oh, my!
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Yeah?
Woo!
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Would you look at these.
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Tremendous!
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Just tremendous!
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Really?
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The composition
is startling in its boldness.
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Whoa, boy.
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(LAUGHING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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The play of light
and shadow.
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One could get lost
in those shadows.
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Wow. Thank you.
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No, thank you.
This is why I got into teaching.
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Well, I did feel
that the assignment forced me
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to think about who I am.
You know, really open up.
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Maya, I realize
this is last minute,
258
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:46,667
but I'm teaching
a master class upstate this weekend.
259
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:49,934
I didn't think
you were ready, but clearly you are.
260
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,634
Oh, my God,
you really think so?
261
00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:54,434
I'm sure of it.
I mean, these are
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00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,167
worthy of mounting.
263
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:08,467
These contracts
should be faxed over right away.
264
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,434
Okay, but that
might be tough.
265
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,100
I recently
separated my thumb.
266
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,801
(SCATTING)
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00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,501
Cute.
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00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,267
Jack, we need to talk.
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00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,701
JACK: What is it?
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00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,400
It's Brad.
He comes in late, he takes long lunches,
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00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,367
he accomplishes nothing.
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00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:30,334
Be straight with me, Jack,
are you grooming him for my position?
273
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,667
Of course not.
274
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,000
Well, you should know that
he's become a real problem.
275
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,634
I've already had to cancel
one shoot because of him.
276
00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,100
He's costing you money.
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00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,434
Oh, don't you worry
about Jack.
278
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:43,300
He's got plenty of
money in his ear.
279
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,334
(LAUGHING)
280
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,567
Stop that.
281
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,200
So, can I fire
Brad or not?
282
00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,167
No, I think
he's working out just fine.
283
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:52,133
(MUMBLING)
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
284
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,300
Excuse me?
285
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,968
Oh, nothing.
286
00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:56,868
It's just that I don't
think a certain person should criticize me
287
00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,534
for hiring
muscular assistants
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00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,200
when that same
certain person hires a guy
289
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,901
just because
he can escape from handcuffs!
290
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,701
Which, FYI,
is not all that tough.
291
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:13,601
Hey, Jack, if you need me,
I'll be by the fax machine working like a robot.
292
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,934
(HUMMING)
293
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:21,334
Are you gaining weight?
294
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:32,067
Hey, Elliott, I'm going
on a yogurt run. You want anything?
295
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,701
Sure, what flavors
do they got?
296
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,901
Okay, I'll get you
next time.
297
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,501
Hey.
298
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:47,667
So, what did Martin think
of your nude pictures?
299
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,133
Hey, guys.
300
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:59,234
Martin happened
to have loved them.
301
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,334
Yeah.
Because you're naked.
302
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,167
For your information,
he was so impressed,
303
00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:09,334
he invited me
to his master class in upstate this weekend.
304
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,267
Oh, Maya, that's great.
You know, I once posed for nude photos.
305
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:17,367
Yeah, we've all seen
your screensaver, Nina.
306
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,667
You're going away
with him for the weekend, are you kidding?
307
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,133
I'm not going away
with him,
308
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,367
it's a photography
workshop for his advanced students.
309
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,601
Maya, you can't
go with him.
310
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,767
Why not?
311
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,601
Because he's just
taking advantage of you.
312
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:39,200
Well, why can't you
just accept that Martin may admire me for my work?
313
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:44,133
Because I've seen your work
and it's not that good.
314
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,934
I had to say it.
I didn't want to say it, but I said it.
315
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,634
There, I said it.
316
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,501
Now you say
something.
317
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,267
I have to get going.
I have a train to catch.
318
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,167
No, say something else.
319
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,167
You know what, Elliott?
320
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:02,300
I think you're jealous
of little Maya.
321
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,567
Of her vision.
Of her talent.
322
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,334
Because maybe,
just maybe,
323
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,868
she's becoming the artist
you wish you could be.
324
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:16,934
You're not
seeing the pictures.
325
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,200
Please!
326
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,801
Huh?
327
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:29,400
It's not my card.
328
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,234
Oh, it's not?
329
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,534
I don't know
what happened.
330
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,334
Don't worry,
you can't get me every time.
331
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,467
(STUTTERING)
Oh, here, let me make it up to you.
332
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,534
This can't be.
333
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,601
Oh?
334
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,601
Ta-da!
335
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,367
JACK: Ha!
336
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,534
(MUMBLING)
337
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:53,267
"Take a..."
338
00:17:55,434 --> 00:17:57,033
Alakazam...
339
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:01,434
Crap.
340
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:09,767
Brad, we've been having
a fun little time here these last few days, right?
341
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,501
Right.
342
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:15,534
But there comes a time
when a man needs to take it to the next step.
343
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:18,167
Oh. What are you saying?
344
00:18:18,234 --> 00:18:20,234
Tell me how
you did that trick.
345
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,033
Mr. Gallo, I'm not
that kind of magician.
346
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:26,067
(SIGHING)
347
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,901
You know what, Brad?
348
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,634
I respect that.
349
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,901
Well, thank you,
Mr. Gallo. Thanks a lot.
350
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,067
So I'll see you
later then?
351
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,234
Great! Great.
352
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,400
Okay.
353
00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:42,801
Dennis.
354
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,267
Have Brad transferred
to the Denver Sales Office.
355
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:51,434
Aha!
356
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:54,033
Gotcha.
357
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,434
Is he fired?
358
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:57,901
(EXCLAIMING)
359
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:05,200
Dennis.
Dennis, you don't have to do tricks for me.
360
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:09,334
But, while you're here...
361
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,400
(SIGHING)
362
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,367
(CLEARING THROAT)
363
00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:16,701
(HUMMING)
364
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,501
(CHUCKLING)
I'm such a whore.
365
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,734
Elliott?
What are you doing here?
366
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:36,133
I'm sorry
I said you aren't a good photographer.
367
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,234
You're my friend
and I should've been more supportive.
368
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,834
It's just that I...
369
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,400
I don't trust
this Martin Spancer
370
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,400
and I don't want to
see you get hurt.
371
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,200
You came all the way
up here to tell me that?
372
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,934
Yes.
373
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,934
I mean, that and
I've never been north of Westchester.
374
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,400
So I figured,
two birds, you know...
375
00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:56,667
You know, it's funny.
376
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:59,567
The whole ride up here,
all I could think about was how much I hate you.
377
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:00,667
Hmm.
378
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,534
But now?
379
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,801
But now that
you're here,
380
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,634
will you take
a look at these?
381
00:20:12,701 --> 00:20:14,234
The red folder.
382
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,901
Unfortunately,
your stupid opinion means something to me.
383
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,501
I can't even
walk into that class
384
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,601
'cause I can't
stop thinking about what you said.
385
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,734
If you still don't think
I'm a good photographer,
386
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:30,534
I'll just forget
about the whole thing.
387
00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:32,601
All right, here goes.
388
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,634
Well, first things first.
Dynamite body.
389
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,367
(SIGHING) Elliott.
390
00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:48,501
But, more to the point,
391
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,868
they're really good.
392
00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:54,601
You think?
Yeah.
393
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,367
I mean, technically,
they're fine, they're perfect,
394
00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:59,133
but it's the attitude,
you know?
395
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,000
The walls are down.
It's a wonderful flow.
396
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,300
You're not
just saying that?
397
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:09,467
No, I'm not.
I'm really impressed.
398
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,167
I mean, maybe
I was wrong about Spancer.
399
00:21:11,234 --> 00:21:14,934
Maybe I was jealous
of him.
400
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,667
The point is,
is that you do belong here.
401
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,601
He clearly has
an eye for talent.
402
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:23,000
Okay, ladies,
let's get back to nature!
403
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,934
Off with your tops
and into the woods!
404
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,300
Last one on the trampoline
loses her darkroom privileges.
405
00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:35,267
Can you get me
into this class?
406
00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,234
You know, it's a shame
we have to leave.
407
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,901
That lake looks
so calm and serene.
408
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:48,033
Hmm, yeah.
There's not even a ripple.
409
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,200
Yeah.
410
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:51,868
Nipple?
411
00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:01,000
Ripple.
412
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,601
(SOFTLY) Ripple.
413
00:22:02,651 --> 00:22:07,201
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