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Hey, it's 1:30.
Where's Nina?
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Who knows?
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These meetings have become
a disorganized mess.
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Which is why last night
I jotted down a few ways to help us focus.
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Hmm.
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All I see here is
the word "ideas"
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and drawings of
fighter planes blowing up Godzilla.
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Not bad, huh?
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Hey, did we hire
a new Miss Pretty?
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Yeah, a few months ago. Why?
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Because her advice
has gotten much better.
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I let Dennis pick her.
Good work, boy.
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(BARKS)
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Well, maybe it's
'cause she helped me get through my breakup,
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but everything she says
really resonates.
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Who'd you break up with?
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Paul. Can't believe
I went out with him.
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It's weird how you can grow
in such a short time.
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Oh, Paul called.
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Really? Did he leave
his new number?
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He didn't call.
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Oh, good.
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry I'm late. I...
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I just had the most
horrific experience.
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Oh, did Dorothy's house
fall on you?
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Back off, Munchkin.
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So, I'm walking
down Fifth Avenue,
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and who do I spot
but my friend, Binnie.
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So, of course,
I wave and say, "Whoo-hoo. Over here."
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And then I remembered,
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Binnie's in Maine having
her third husband exhumed.
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Much to my dismay,
I had "whoo-hooed"
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that chatty bore,
Carol Flankenship.
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Chatty, chatty, chatty...
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Nina, let's
stay focused.
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Thanks, Jack.
So, get this.
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She marches
across the street,
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and suddenly,
I'm roped into having lunch with her.
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Two years of calculated snubs
and cold shoulders
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undone by one "whoo-hoo."
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That woman is so obnoxious.
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Every other word out
of her mouth is "delicious."
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"Oh, your coat is delicious.
Oh, that movie was delicious.
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"Oh, look at the moon.
Isn't it delicious?"
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Where the hell is
the Chinese food?
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I'm starving.
Stop saying delicious.
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All right,
for the last time, would everyone please focus?
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Jack, your Slushie
machine's here.
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Meeting adjourned.
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Hey, Finch.
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Do you have the
new Miss Pretty's phone number?
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Why?
Because I'm writing
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this article called
"Smart Women, Smart Choices,"
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and she'd be the perfect
interview. I'd love to have her come in.
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Mmm. Not a good idea.
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Why not?
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Here's the thing, Maya.
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The Miss Pretty
I hired is a guy.
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What?
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Well, of all the submissions,
he had the most sensitive answers.
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And if I would have hired
a less qualified girl,
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that would have been
sexual discrimination.
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You're taking half
of his money, aren't you?
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It's called a finder's fee.
All right?
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And if he don't pay, he can
find himself another job.
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What's up?
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Well, I guess
I can't use her for my article.
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Well, we'll get 'em
next time.
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Wait a minute.
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A guy who knows women
better than women do?
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I think I have
an article he'd be perfect for.
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You do?
Yeah. Get me a meeting.
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Today, if possible.
That's not my job.
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What is your job?
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(WHISPERS)
No one knows.
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Finally. What
took you so long? I'm starving.
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Please, tell me
you remembered my egg rolls.
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These aren't egg rolls.
They're perfume samples.
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That's right.
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You're not
from Szechuan Garden, are you?
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No, I'm from Todd Herman.
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Kevin Tanaka, Senior
Vice President, ad sales.
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I'm so sorry.
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We ordered Chinese food
and I saw you with the bag...
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I'm Japanese!
Of course.
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Please tell Jack Gallo
our meeting is cancelled.
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No. No, stay.
Stay. We've got Chinese coming.
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That wasn't so bad, huh?
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Even I'm offended.
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Hey, Kurt, thanks
for stopping by.
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This better be good.
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I got an important
deposition to prepare for.
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Lose the attitude.
You're not a lawyer.
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You're a professional
victim.
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Who only has
three days to master the symptoms of rabies.
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I don't see a nickel
if I ain't foaming like the Jersey shore.
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Listen, I have an
opportunity for you to make some serious coin.
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Oh, yeah. How serious?
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Twenty-five bucks.
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I'm listening.
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All you have to do
is pretend you're the guy who writes this column.
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"Ask Miss Pretty."
No problem. I've played a woman before.
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There's a wealthy couple
in California
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who's been waiting
eight months for my baby.
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No, no, no.
Miss Pretty's a guy.
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You mean,
like a she-male?
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No.
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Well, then what kind
of freak writes this?
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He's kind of a loner,
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rides from town-to-town
on a Harley,
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running from a crime
he didn't commit,
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and taking time out
to keep the ladies happy.
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It's you, isn't it?
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Yes.
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(LAUGHING) I can't wait
to tell the guys at the...
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You'll tell no one.
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If this gets out where
I work, the taunting will never cease,
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and believe me,
I've got it coming.
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"Dear Perplexed.
Before you give him your heart,
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"find out how he
treats his mother."
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Oh, yeah. You might want
to keep that quiet.
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Hey, look. I'm cool.
I'm just doing it for the cash.
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But I'll be damned if
I'll let "Kathy from Kentucky" move in
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with some emotionally
unavailable playboy!
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You're into some
weird scat, bro.
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Look, I never asked
for this talent. It's a curse.
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You think Peter Parker
wanted to be bitten by that radioactive spider?
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No.
Of course not.
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But like a superhero,
he did his duty.
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And by the way,
that guy wore spandex,
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which is way gayer
than anything I'm doing.
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Okay. Fine. I'll do it.
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Thank you.
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I'll pick up lunch.
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No, no, it's okay.
I got it.
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Oh, my God! There's
a Band-Aid in my salad!
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Hey, Maya. This is
Kurt Bell, a.k.a. the new Miss Pretty.
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Wow. This is
a real pleasure. I am such a fan of your work.
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It's so insightful.
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Your advice about
letting go really touched me.
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Oh, well.
If I can touch just one woman a day...
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Well, you've met him.
Let's go, Kurt.
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Don't be ridiculous.
He just got here.
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Thanks, Finch,
you can go now.
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You know what I find
makes an ordinary afternoon special?
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A tasty cafe mocha
with just a hint of cinnamon.
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Do you mind?
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Yes. Forget it.
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Oh, and could you
put a lid on it?
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I'd hate to spill it
all over the office.
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Yes, Miss Pretty.
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You wanted to
see me, Jack?
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Yes. Come in.
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(SLURPING)
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Sit.
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So, I received
an interesting phone call earlier today.
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Really?
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In fact, it was from someone
I think you've met. Care to hazard a guess?
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I know lots of people.
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I'll give you a hint.
He's not a delivery guy.
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I'm so sorry, Jack.
I was just so hungry. I hardly had any breakfast.
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Only an apple from the
Korean grocer downstairs. I mean, I think he's Korean.
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Actually, I shouldn't even
say. He's just a grocer.
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A human grocer.
Just like you or me.
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I mean, if we were grocers.
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Elliott, how could you
do something like that?
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I know. I know.
I feel horrible. I wish I could fix this.
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Do you realize
the position you've put me in?
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Here's a guy walks in with
a big piece of business and you insult him.
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(WHIMPERING)
I'm sorry, Jack.
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Somehow I convinced him
to come back here.
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I want you
to apologize to him.
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Of course.
I'll do whatever I have to.
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Oh, here he is now.
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Stay here. Give me a minute
to smooth things over.
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Hey, Kevin, Jack Gallo.
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Listen, I am personally
appalled by Elliott's behavior.
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We foster an atmosphere
of tolerance at Blush magazine.
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In fact, we have
many Asian-Americans working here.
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I know.
I'm one of them.
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I'm Jim Wong,
from Legal.
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Oh, right, the new guy.
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No, that's David Chang.
I've worked here two-and-a-half years.
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Enjoying yourself?
People treating you okay?
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They were.
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(LAUGHS)
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Good one!
Wong, you're one in a billion. Million.
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Finch, is it worth
cutting off a toe
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to get into a really
hot pair of shoes?
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They make your legs
look great.
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Goodbye, little piggy.
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Oh, my God!
Carol Flankenship. Where can I hide?
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Quick, behind this pencil.
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Nina, darling,
there you are.
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Listen, Carol. I...
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Wow! A hug.
Such a delicious welcome.
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Well, actually, I...
Oh, I missed you, too.
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But that's all in the past.
From now on, we've got great times ahead.
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Wonderful.
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Delicious.
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You know,
I really am rather busy.
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Oh, then we should start.
Start?
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We've got so much
catching up to do.
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I've brought pictures
from my trip to Epcot Center.
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I'm telling you, Nin,
I don't know where to go next year.
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Oh, I can think of
a place, if you don't mind dry heat.
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I don't know,
I guess I just believe in total honesty.
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If that makes me
vulnerable, then so be it.
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Well, most men
aren't that brave.
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Most men aren't
Miss Pretty.
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Anyway,
8:00 okay?
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Sounds great.
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8:00 for what?
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We're going
out to dinner.
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What a nice guy.
I owe you one.
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What a nice ass.
I owe you one.
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DENNIS: "Dear Miss Pretty,
my boyfriend says
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"the best way to test
the strength of our love
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"and commitment is
seeing other people.
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"Does this make sense?
I just want him to be happy.
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"Sincerely,
Becky Howard, 17, Kansas."
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(GROANS)
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Wow.
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"Dear Becky.
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"We all so achingly want
to believe in love,
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"but sometimes all we do
is trick ourselves while seasons pass and..."
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Dennis?
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I was just typing.
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What?
What's that?
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Never mind.
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I wouldn't know
anything about that.
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Hey, Finch.
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Hey, hey, hey.
So how'd it go last night?
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Great. I really like him.
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You're kidding.
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He's so easy to talk to.
It was the perfect night.
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I mean, until he found
a tooth in his pudding. They comped us the meal,
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but I am never going
back there again.
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You know what
the most endearing thing about Kurt is?
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Sometimes he says
something that's crude or borderline misogynistic
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because he's so embarrassed
about how sensitive he is.
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It's like he...
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DENNIS: "Dear Blind at Blush.
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"Sometimes we yearn for that
special connection so badly
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"that we overlook
the painful truth."
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No, focus! Focus!
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...but on the other hand,
maybe I should go away with him for the weekend.
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Right.
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What? Go away with him?
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Well, we'd have
separate rooms. He's a perfect gentleman.
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You can't go away with him.
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Who's Maya going away with?
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DENNIS: Miss Pretty.
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Well, well, well.
It's all making sense.
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You know, I suppose I knew it
from the first time I met you.
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You with your feminist ideas,
your black coffee, and
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that masculine way
you sit at a desk.
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Nina, for the last time,
I'm not a lesbian.
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Oh, please. I've seen
the way you walk by, shaking your tush.
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I know that's for me.
Well, bad news, toots, my bus doesn't stop there.
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So, how's
your soup?
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Warm and soothing.
And I should know, I'm Miss Pretty.
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You know, I loved what
you wrote last month to that waitress from Ohio
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about how she felt
there were no more Prince Charmings.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Yeah, that was a good one.
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How do you do it?
How do you get inside a woman's head like that?
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It's simple, really.
I mean, who doesn't know
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that what a woman really
needs from a man is...
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What's the word?
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Respect? Caring?
Both.
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And a guy and his special
lady don't stand a chance unless they...
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Communicate.
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Communicate. Jinx!
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That's fun. Maya,
Jack needs you, stat.
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Now?
Stat.
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Can't I at least...
Stat!
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You are so annoying.
You could learn something from Kurt.
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I'll see you
tonight.
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Oh, yeah.
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Listen, Maya's
a friend and my boss' daughter.
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She's very vulnerable
right now. I think you should back off.
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00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,601
Dude, I hooked you up
with my sister.
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And I know for a fact,
you got to second.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got some business to attend to.
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Hello, ladies.
I'm Phil Collins.
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(SLURPING)
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Hey, Jack, you ever
find out why Kevin from Todd Herman never showed up?
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Well, it seems
he took a wrong turn on Sixth Avenue
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and accidentally drove
into a Starbucks.
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Common mistake.
Could happen to anyone.
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(STAMMERING)
Anyway, he's on his way over now.
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Oh, good.
'Cause I really need to apologize to him.
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You know, Elliott,
maybe the lesson here is
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the world is really
one big Slurpee.
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How's that?
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Well, we're all made
of the same thing. Water, ice, some syrup.
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And no matter what color
we are, red, yellow, brown, we're all equally terrific.
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But blue's the best.
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Well, yeah,
blue is the best.
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00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,634
Hey, not so fast.
You'll get brain freeze.
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I'll get a what...
Oh, so cold!
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(LAUGHING)
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You people
are unbelievable.
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00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:44,734
What's the matter?
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I will never buy another
ad in your magazine.
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00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,634
Kevin, where
you going?
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Did you see that?
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00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:55,100
It must be the year
of the jackass.
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Nina, there you are.
Carol.
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Well, you know,
I was in the neighborhood
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and I thought maybe
we could have lunch.
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Do a little shopping,
maybe a movie, then dinner.
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00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,801
All right, Carol,
this has gone on long enough.
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What's wrong, Nin?
All right, look. I...
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I have to be honest with you.
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I didn't mean to wave
at you the other day.
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I didn't mean to hug you
here in the office.
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And I certainly didn't
mean to become friends.
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So, you can see why
the idea of spending
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an entire afternoon with you
would be abhorrent to me.
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There, I said it.
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00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,701
Well, this is
really humiliating.
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I mean, why does
this always happen?
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Oh, please. Don't cry.
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Nobody wants
to be around me.
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I'm sure that isn't true.
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00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,467
My friends cancel lunches,
my husband always pretends to be napping.
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00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,000
What is it about me?
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00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,367
No, no, no, no. Carol...
Carol, it's not you.
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00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,434
It's me. No, I've
just had a bad day.
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That's all.
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00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,033
Really?
Yeah. Look...
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00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,634
Look, why don't
we just go downstairs and have a drink?
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00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,133
Well, I'd like that.
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00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,667
Me, too.
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00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:05,167
Oh. Well,
this is great.
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00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:10,601
By the way, your
purse is delicious.
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00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,367
Why don't you
just eat it, then?
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00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,234
Good night, Finch.
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00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,701
Where are you going?
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00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,067
I told you. Kurt
and I are driving up to the country.
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00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,400
On a Friday?
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00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:23,701
Yes, Rabbi.
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00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:30,367
I have to tell you,
I think Kurt's a sleazeball.
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00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,767
Kurt's a sleazeball?
347
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:36,133
You're taking half
his salary and he's doing all the work.
348
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,801
Hey, Maya,
ready to go?
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00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,334
Yeah, let's do it.
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00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,901
I thought we could stop
off at the hotel bar,
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00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:45,601
grab a few margaritas,
then go upstairs and make a video.
352
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,634
What?
Watch a video. What'd I say?
353
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:51,334
Yeah. Well, sure.
But look, if we're gonna get there so late,
354
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,801
do you think we should
call and confirm our rooms before we go?
355
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,667
Already did it. Two rooms.
356
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,667
Great. Okay.
Good night, Finch.
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00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:01,634
Hope there's not a mix-up
at the front desk.
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00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,601
I'm Miss Pretty!
359
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,033
What?
360
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,334
I'm Miss Pretty.
361
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,634
Kurt's just a front
so no one would know it was me.
362
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,934
I don't know
what he's talking about.
363
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,133
What are you doing, Finch?
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00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,467
I'm trying to protect you.
365
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:23,567
I'm Miss Pretty.
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00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:24,701
Don't make me
kick your ass.
367
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,634
I'm Miss Pretty.
368
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,167
What's going on?
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00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,200
Maya, believe me,
I wrote those columns.
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00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:32,667
I'll prove it. Test us.
Huh?
371
00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:36,200
Ask us a Miss Pretty
question and see who answers it like she does.
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00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:38,033
This is hurting
my feelings.
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00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,834
Shut up! Ask us.
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00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:43,501
All right. All right.
All right. Let's see.
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00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:48,701
A lady from Tulsa says
her 15-year marriage isn't what it used to be.
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00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:51,067
She fears her husband
is losing interest.
377
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:53,734
How does she fix
a faltering relationship?
378
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,767
Kurt?
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00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:59,667
Well, she should,
you know,
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00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:01,367
spring for
a boob-job.
381
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,434
While a long-term relationship
is always in danger
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00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:12,667
of losing its luster,
a couple can try new things to bring it back to life.
383
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:15,167
Role playing,
a sexy weekend getaway...
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00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:17,601
Here's a tip.
Leave a mysterious message
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00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,100
on your husband's voice mail
to meet you at a hotel bar.
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00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:23,868
Show up in a wig,
dark glasses and your sexiest outfit.
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00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:27,267
I think you'll find variety
is indeed the spice of life.
388
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,767
Wow. It is you.
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00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,033
You liked
his better?
390
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,000
See you, Kurt.
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00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,868
Oh, this blows.
Finch, you suck.
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00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:44,467
You suck.
Oh, by the way,
393
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,701
my sister says you
have hands like a girl.
394
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,434
Yeah, she's got
boobs like a boy.
395
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:55,334
I can't believe you
can write like that.
396
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,200
Why can't you
act like that?
397
00:20:57,267 --> 00:21:01,801
I do, it just always
comes out sarcastic.
398
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:05,167
Why didn't you
tell me about this in the first place?
399
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:06,434
It's embarrassing.
400
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,434
So you only admitted it
to save me from going out with that creep?
401
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:18,634
I don't think
it's embarrassing. I think it's wonderful.
402
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:24,701
It's just, I'm sensitive,
and sometimes I'm scared people won't like the real me.
403
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,400
Oh, Finch.
404
00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:34,667
Come on, it's me.
What are you...
405
00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:46,901
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you
406
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:51,300
* Keeps bringing me home
407
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:54,868
* It don't matter
what I wanna do
408
00:21:54,934 --> 00:21:59,234
* 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own
409
00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:05,434
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *
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00:22:05,484 --> 00:22:10,034
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