All language subtitles for Just Shoot Me s03e14 Nina Sees Red Part 1.eng

Is that
fried chicken? What are you doing?

Taking
my new cholesterol medicine out for a spin.

Your doctor said you were
supposed to stay away from fatty foods.

My doctor says one thing,
my butcher says something else.

Who are you supposed
to believe?

So you wanted to see me?

Oh, yeah.
I got an exciting assignment for you.

We have a bunch of kids
coming in tomorrow on a field trip.

And you know how you're always
going on about education until you're blue in the face.

I've mentioned it twice.

What, you're running
for governor? Let it go.

Quick. Jack, where's
your secret door? I need a way out.

What on earth are
you talking about?

Uh, my dad just got
off the elevator and I can't let him see me.

I know you have
a secret door.

Why don't you wanna
see your dad?

Because ever since he
and my mom got a divorce,

all he wants to do is talk
about his feelings. It's creepy.

So I'll just sneak
out and you can tell him I don't work here anymore.

But, Dennis...

Damn it, Jack,
where's the door?

Dennis,
there is no secret door.

Besides,
nothing is more important than family,

and by God, I will not stand
by idly while you duck your responsibilities as a son.

Where's
your compassion for a man in need?

You're right.

That
was wonderful what you said.

Quick, lock it
before he drags that big crybaby in here.

Jack. Jack,
what are two words that sell magazines?

Multiple orgasms.

I'm talking about
Tyra Banks for the cover.

Don't you have
a huge crush on her?

Maya, I deal with supermodels
on a daily basis and I can assure you

that I love her
so much it hurts.

We were at
this fundraiser in South Beach

and we caught each
other's eyes across the room. I'm telling you it was magic.

So, did you talk to her?

No, I couldn't.
I was making out with someone at the time.

Anyway, you know,
I'm picking out some props at that new spy shop

on 54th and I
ran into her manager.

Spy shop?

Yeah. And he said that
her booking for tomorrow got postponed and if we wanted...

Everyone out!
I got a ton of work.

Come on. Out. Out.

Hi, Red.
How you doin'?

Hi, Elliott.
How you doin'? Good to see you.

Hi, Red.
Hi.

Finch?
Ow!

Dennis, there you are.
I've been waiting for you.

Hey, Dad, there you are.
I was just tying my shoes.

Attaboy.
Double knots.

(EXCLAIMS)

Come over here!
No!

Oh, it's so good to see you.
My heart is broken into a thousand pieces.

Yeah, so's my inhaler.

Dennis, I gotta talk to you.
You think you could take a personal day?

Yeah. You know who'd love
to talk about divorce? Jack, right there.

Jack?
Secret door! Damn it!

I tell you, Son, I've
been hoping your mother would come to her senses,

but ever since
she hooked up with that preacher man,

I'm starting to
have my doubts.

Mom's dating a preacher?

(EXCLAIMS) You should
see him speed walking around town.

Or driving
his electric car or drinking his $3 coffees.

Oh, he's a fancy one.

How come no one told me?

What do you mean?
I e-mail you from the firehouse almost every day.

I never get your...

Oh, you're Big Flamer?

You know what,
I always delete those.

You know, people on
the Net are so friendly.

Some guy invited
me to Key West.

Well, well, well, Red Finch.

Why didn't someone yell,
"Man on the floor"?

Nina,
get away from my dad!

Toodles.

Hey,
I didn't know about the preacher. I'm sorry.

Well,
what are you gonna do?

Yeah.

No, I'm asking you,
what are you gonna do?

I was thinking maybe
you could phone your mother.

Why me?

Because
you're the closest thing she ever had to a daughter.

Dad.

Well, I just
miss your mother. I miss holding her.

You know
how long it's been since we had relations?

I don't think I wanna know.

The night
Johnny Carson said goodbye to America,

your mother was
a hot pool of need.

(GROANING)
I was home that night.

We all shared an afghan.
Oh.

There must be some
way to get her back.

You know what,
put it out of your mind.

Throw yourself into work.
Go out there and fight some fires.

Dennis, you may
wanna sit down with what I have to tell you.

What are you doing?
Looking for a chair.

Don't be a jackass.

They took my axe away, Son.

What happened?

Ah, the day after
your mother left me,

I was breaking down the
door of a burning high rise.

I saw those flames
and I froze.

I froze, Dennis!

Hey, chicken.

Who are you calling chicken?
The term is post traumatic stress syndrome.

Not chicken, or yellow belly,
or little Foo Foo Firehouse Quimby.

No, but I
didn't mean to...

Yeah, yeah, do you think
you're man enough to stare

into the eye
of the orange beast?

Well, do you?
How dare you judge me!

Who made you God?

Hey, chicken.

Nina, I've got a sidebar
that might go with your summer fashion section.

Huh?

You feeling okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I just got a call.
My parents are selling the family farm.

Oh.

I know it's silly.
But, I mean, who would care about a thing like that?

But it's,
you know, it's the house that I was born in.

It's where I put on
my first party dress.

You know, it's funny.
I spent my whole life trying to get away from that place,

but now that it's gone...

It's tough.

I remember when my mom...

Maya, this is my crisis.

Well, I guess my friend
Binnie was right when she so wisely noted,

"You can't go home again."

Actually, I think it was
Thomas Wolfe who said that.

No,
I'm quite sure it was Binnie.

Jack?
Where's Jack?

I haven't seen him.

I'll leave a note on his desk.

(EXCLAIMING)

Where did you come from?

What? I've been here.

But I just...

Anyway, I was gonna
leave you a note. Great news.

I just talked to
Tyra's manager and he said she's willing to do the cover.

She'll be here tomorrow.

Speaking of Tyra Banks,
I checked out that spy shop like you suggested.

I didn't suggest you...
Take a look.

Is it an
ordinary briefcase or a lethal weapon?

(ZAPPING)

Wow, a stun gun.
That's really, uh...

Are you sure you know
how to use that, Jack?

What's to know?
You zap a punk, he drops.

Yeah, I guess.
It's just that I've seen you with toys before and...

Elliott,
this isn't a toy. It's a serious weapon.

Which should be used
only in extreme cases of self-defense.

Okay.

Dennis, cancel the limo.

I'll be taking
the subway home.

(PHONE RINGING)

Jack Gallo's office.
Ah, no, I'm sorry, he's not here.

Ah, neither
is your mother.

He'll be back shortly.

Yeah, I thought your
mother would be back shortly.

I'm bothering you,
aren't I?

No, Dad,
you're not bothering me.

(PHONE RINGING)

Gloria, I know it's you.

Now damn it, Gloria.
Talk to me. Talk to me, Gloria!

Hello? Hello? Hello?

She hung up. That's
the tenth time today.

Dad!
What?

Do you smell smoke?

Huh?

We've been
having trouble with the copy machine.

I'm sure it's nothing.

I better check it out.
Copy rooms.

Little dark spaces,
jammed with paper and chemicals and electricity.

Why don't
they just write kaboom on the door?

Uh! Why can't I
have normal parents?

(CHUCKLING)
Are you asking me about normal parents?

Yeah. Sorry.

He's gotta
move on, but he won't. I don't know what to tell him.

Hmm.
Look, I'm the child of several divorces,

and I suggest
you do what I did.

Be angry and bitter?

I'm not bitter. Although
I have every right to be.

"It's not your fault, Maya."
Oh, how many times did I hear that? Not enough!

A new bike can't
give you a hug!

(EXHALING)

Okay, that was scary.

Just tell your father
that you love him and you support him,

but it's time to
get on with his life.

Hold your ground.

RED: Dennis!
Gotta go.

I have to admit,
I thought you sent me in there just to get rid of me.

Then I felt that
warm extension cord.

Good work, boy.

Yeah. Dad,
we have to talk.

I'll go first.

I get so lonely
sometimes

I put on Herb Alpert
and dance around the living room

with your mother's
old housecoat.

Scratch that.
I have to talk. You have to sit.

What?
You heard me, sit down!

Dad, Mom's not coming back.

In fact, she and the preacher
are going away together this weekend.

In the electric car.

She's gone.
It's time for you to move on, like she did.

In the electric car.

Okay. Will you shut up
about the electric car?

Dad,
I know this divorce has been hard on you.

It's been hard on everyone.

I hate the fact you guys
aren't together anymore,

but I know
there's nothing we can do about it.

You gotta move on.

You're right.
What am I doing?

I got the whole
rest of my life to live.

Thanks, Son.

And if you
ever tell me to shut up again,

I'll toss you
like a lawn dart.

That was great!

Yeah. That felt good.

Yeah,
you and I, we're like kindred spirits.

And if you're interested,
I'm in the support group

called Adult Children
of Divorce.

It's cool,
we rap, we share, we do trust games.

Hmm, needy women
with low self esteem looking for a father figure.

Oh, forget it.

No! I like it, I'm in.
What night?

Dennis! I'm going now.

Hey, you don't have to go.

No. No, no.
You really opened my eyes.

It's time for me to move on.

I'm just trying to help.

You ready to go, fireman?

Let's boogie.

(EXCLAIMS)

You know, that place
was home to my family for two centuries.

Hmm. When
I think of home, I think of Gloria.

You know, I met
her when I was 15.

Wow.

Even back then, I knew
I wanted to be a fireman.

That's
what we feared in those days, fire.

And Russians
and rabid dogs.

Ah, things seemed
much simpler then.

Well, didn't you think
it was gonna get easier as you got older?

Well, I certainly hoped so.

Life just
seems to just kick you in the head, you know?

I always thought
I'd have my Gloria.

Yeah.
I always thought I'd have my home.

Who was it, said,
"You can't go home again"?

My friend Binnie.

Go away. I'm not
listening to you.

Why are you so worked up?

Because it's Nina.

So?

So, for God's sake,
my dad's not ready for someone like her.

His whole life he's
only had one woman. Nina's had five.

Hey, Dad.

What the hell
are you doing here?

Sure, we'll join you.

Well,
I guess we better order another round.

Great.
No alcohol!

We don't need a drink
to have fun.

Dennis, can I talk to
you for minute over there by that load-bearing wall?

What are you doing?

Me? What are you doing
with Nina?

Dennis, I love you like a son.

And I appreciate your concern.

But if you're insinuating
that anything more is happening here

than two people talking,

I will drive
you into the ground like a railroad spike.

Yes, sir.

It's just a dessert.
I'm not gonna let it get to me.

Put it out already!

Hey, how about
ordering something?

No, I think Dennis and I
were just leaving. Right, Dennis?

Yeah, right.
Sorry to impose.

Dad, I'll talk to you later.
Nina, I'll see you tomorrow.

Huh,
I don't think so. Tomorrow's Saturday.

Tomorrow's Tuesday.

See you tomorrow.

Ah, they're good kids.

Oh, yeah,
I always say that.

Hey, you want to do
something completely crazy?

You mean, like go
back to your hotel

and comfort each other
in a way only lovers can?

Gee, I was
gonna suggest one of those flaming desserts,

but let's go
with your idea.

What do you think?

Very sharp.

It's for Tyra.

That's right.
Today's the big day

when you finally meet
the future Mrs. DiMauro.

Yeah,
I even memorized a French love poem.

(RECITING IN FRENCH)

Would you mind not repeating
that when the first graders come here?

Why?

Because you just said,

"There once was a man
from Nantucket who loved his horse so much he..."

(SHOUTING) Finch!

What's that?

You say you want
all my money? Sure.

Will that be
cash or charge?

(ZAPPING)

Hey, Jack.
Hey.

Hey, love the threads.

Oh, you do? Thanks.
I want everything to be perfect for Tyra.

Well, don't forget
to take some cover photos

before you
two go running off to live happily ever after.

(LAUGHING)
I won't forget, Jack.

You see, I knew
you'd understand.

You of all people know
the pursuit of true love.

Oh, Tyra's the real thing.

Just give me a reason.
What?

I didn't say anything.

I mean, Jack, the chemistry
was so real between us, without even meeting.

Let me ask you something,
do you believe in love at first sight?

Make a move.

Oh, for God's sakes,
put that stun gun away before you kill someone.

What makes you think
I haven't already?

In the
long history of the world,

publishing has been one
of its noblest pursuits.

It is
the written word that betters us as a society.

Who wants to
ride the elevator?

ALL: (SCREAMING) Me!

Okay!

Dennis, my boy,
there you are.

Why are you two holding hands?
Why are you wearing the same thing as last night?

Before you jump to
any conclusions, there's a perfectly good explanation.

Your father
and I had sex.

You two had sex?

Watch your mouth.

We decided to just
come out and tell you.

We didn't want
to keep any secrets.

I can't believe you
two guys got together.

One more crude comment
like that, I will put you through a window.

Okay, kids, here we go.
Here we go.

Besides, I'm just doing
what you told me to do.

I should be thanking you.

As should I. You know,
your father's hands are so callused,

I didn't even need
to loofa this morning.

I can't believe
this is happening.

All right.
Look, uh, Dennis.

I know that we've
never seen eye to eye,

but can't you
just be glad that your father and I

have grabbed
a little happiness in this screwed up world?

I mean, it's
a nightmare out there.

Parents getting divorced.
Children losing their homes.

I mean, there's
nothing to believe in.

There is no Tooth Fairy,
no Easter Bunny, no Santa Claus.

So, come on, let's just
embrace the good times, huh?

(CHILDREN CRYING)

Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, see you later.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Jack?
Have you seen Dennis?

No.
Something the matter, Red?

Well, I think this thing
with Nina's got him a little upset.

Nina? What's that crazy,
mixed-up broad done this time?

We're dating.

Hey,
good for you. She's the best.

What's this?

It's a stun gun.
The latest spy technology.

(ZAPPING)

That's cute.

That didn't hurt?

Nah. Now
you know what hurts? A cannonball to the gut.

(EXCLAIMS)

(ZAPPING)

Now it's getting annoying.

Dear God, I walked
through Central Park for three hours last night.

Listen, I got Dennis
some sugar cookies. I left them outside.

Hey, Red.
Hey.

Jack, Tyra's on her way up.

Oh, I told you to
stop playing with that thing.

Oh, it doesn't
work anyway. See?

(ZAPPING)

(LAUGHING)
God, it does work.

Hi, Tyra Banks
for Elliott DiMauro.

Mmm.
Hello, sugar cookie.

Who you calling sugar cookie?
Uh, no, I wasn't...

Let me tell you something.

I'm a person,
not some little cheap piece of your eye candy.

So, to imply otherwise
is insulting my job, me and my gender.

No, but I...
No, you know what?

You need to just get lost!

Mmm, sugar cookie.

Tyra.

Elliott,
it's really nice to see you.

(MUMBLING)

Do you remember, I saw you
at that fundraiser in Miami?

Are you okay?

Poem.

Poem?

You know what?
You are scaring me.

No.

Get away from me,
you freak!

(SCREAMING)

Never mind
what that bad lady at the elevator said.

There's nothing
to be afraid of.

(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

The other thing
that they said in my group,

is that it is very common
for somebody just divorced to have a rebound fling.

And that's what happened
with your dad and Nina.

Nina?

Well, she did have
sex with your father.

No, she didn't.

But she...
No, she didn't!

All I'm saying is it's not
gonna last, so you don't have to worry about it.

RED: Dennis!

No, no.

No, no, no. I know
what you're thinking, but, please don't worry about it.

Miss Van Horn and I are...

We're all through running
around like a couple of crazy teenagers.

Thank God.

That's right.
We're getting married!

What?

Come on, Dennis,
give your stepmom a big hug.

* Life keeps bringing me
back to you

* Keeps bringing me home

* It don't matter
what I wanna do

* 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own

* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *

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