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Dennis, we've got
a lot of work to do.
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I feel I've been
slacking off lately,
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and I need you to
keep me focused.
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Sure thing.
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What's that?
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Oh, your personalized
Louisville Slugger arrived.
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May I see it?
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No. Today we're
staying focused.
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Correct.
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I'll just take a little
peek and then it's right back in the box.
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No! You'll see it
at the end of the day.
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Perfect. I'll look
at it on a break.
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Dennis, find out when
the galleys are due.
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Tuesday.
Morning?
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Afternoon.
Good work.
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I think we've earned
ourselves a little break.
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(WHOOPING)
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(DENNIS WHISTLES)
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Hey, whoa! Check it out
right there. "Jack Gallo."
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Every great ballplayer has
had his name engraved on a Louisville Slugger.
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Yeah, I know.
My niece Tiffany got one.
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Okay, we all need to
keep our eye on the ball.
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Cosmo may be
on a winning streak,
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but the game's not over
till the bottom of the ninth.
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Dad, could you take
it easy on the baseball metaphors?
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Sure thing.
Nina, take the plate.
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Oh, thank you.
I have very big news.
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The day after
tomorrow I will be on Wake Up New York
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showing off my expertise.
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Rifle assembly
in the dark?
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Oh, that's just
a silly party trick.
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No, no, no. I'm going to
be representing Blush and showing people make-up tips.
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Specifically lipstick.
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That's really scoring
one for the team, Nina.
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Dennis, you're up.
Maya, you're on deck.
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Dad, please.
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Ah, I'm up.
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Today I'll be
interviewing candidates for the intern spot.
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Ooh, new interns.
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Which brings me
to my next point.
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Please do not talk
to the new recruits.
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Please do not offer
them encouragement.
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Please do not handcuff
them to your desk.
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I was merely
trying to...
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Okay, I won't.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Blush magazine. Yeah.
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Maya, it's for you.
John Kenny.
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Really? I'll take it.
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Are you sure?
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Well, yeah,
why wouldn't I?
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Who's John Kenny?
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Maya's first boyfriend.
What a jackass.
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Never trust a person
with two first names.
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That's a lesson I learned
when I lent my golf clubs to Brian Keith.
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So what's wrong with this guy?
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He got a chance to
study acting in London, so he just took off.
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Never phoned her
or anything.
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Man, this guy really
got under your skin.
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What'd you do?
Walk in on them messing around?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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You're fired!
ALL: Oh.
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Wait, wait, wait.
You actually walked in on them going at it?
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They said they were
doing homework. Lies!
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You know, I used
the same excuse growing up on the farm.
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With my constant studying,
Pa never understood why I was so poor at book-learning.
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What are you
talking about?
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Nothing.
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I thought we were never
gonna talk about that.
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We weren't. Let's just
forget the whole thing.
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He's on his way over.
What?
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What, he's...he's in town
for a couple of days, and he wants to say hello.
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Look, just be careful.
Don't get all goofy!
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Please, I am not
a teenager anymore. Duh.
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Nina, do you have a brush?
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So this boy,
was he your first love?
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Can you tell?
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So what happened?
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Oh, well, we were hot
and heavy all through senior year of high school.
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I thought we would
be together forever.
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Then he got his big break.
Royal Shakespeare Company called him,
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and he went off to London,
where he's been ever since.
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My first love was
a peanut farmer named Lyle.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh God,
he was handsome.
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We used to make love
in his barn till the cows came home.
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At which point we'd
move on to the grain silo.
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How did it end?
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Oh, I'm terribly allergic
to peanuts, and he couldn't give up the farm.
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That's so sad.
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Yeah, I know.
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It was like Romeo
and Juliet. Only with peanuts.
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So you wanna be
a Blush intern.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You wanna work at
a big city mag-o-zine.
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Well, I got news for you.
It ain't that easy!
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What's that, a tattoo?
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Oh, sorry, man.
You might wanna get that looked at.
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This is a fashion mag-o-zine!
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And we may put our pants
on one leg at a time,
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but they're nice pants,
with belts to match our shoes! Beat it!
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(SNICKERS)
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That's funny, huh?
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What, are you Toliver?
Says you're from Westchester.
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The only thing they got
in Westchester are pools and fools.
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I don't see no diving board.
Which one are you? You must be a fool!
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I don't even know
what that means.
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Brian Toliver.
What's your middle initial? L?
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M.
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Yeah? Well, if it was "L"
you'd be a BLT, wouldn't you?
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Does your mama make
you a little BLT before you go to school?
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No.
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Well your mama's
not here, is she?
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And for the next
six and a half hours you will not blink,
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drink, think or blink
without my permission! You got that?
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You said blink twice.
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Blink!
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There, that's three!
You wanna go for four? Huh, tough guy?
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I didn't think so!
You eyeballing me, boy?
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Don't you eyeball me, boy!
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Hey, look who's here.
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John, hello.
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Oh, Maya!
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(CHUCKLES)
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God, you look beautiful.
It's like we haven't aged a day.
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Nina, this is John Kenny.
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Charmed. Enchantee.
Ooh-la-la.
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Nina!
Hello.
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And, um, this is Elliott,
our head photographer.
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Oh, hey.
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You know, I may be looking
for somebody to take some new head shots.
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You interested?
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Well, I don't...
135
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I would need to see
some samples first.
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Great. Or we could
forget the whole thing.
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Well, if it isn't
our old friend Johnny.
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John.
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How you doing, Johnny boy?
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Pretty good, Mr. Gallo.
That's a nice bat.
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Isn't it? Louisville Slugger.
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Hardest damn stick of
wood in the world.
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How'd you like to get hit
in the ear with one of these?
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Uh, why don't we
go to my office? We're gonna go catch up.
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Sure, you kids go talk.
Have a nice time.
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Keep the door open.
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I hate him.
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Me, too.
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So...
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Yeah?
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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So, um, tell me, how are you?
How's London? Are you still acting?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
A little bit of television. You know, the BBC.
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But my first love will
always be Lady Theater.
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You know, I just finished
my third run as Tommy.
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The rock opera?
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No. Actually,
it's Tommy Tapeworm.
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It's in a children's
theater production called, Don't Lick the Swing Set.
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Wow.
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Indeed.
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Well, I can't believe
you're here.
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I know, I know. It's weird.
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I went back to
the old high school, sat on the steps.
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God, those were good times.
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Yeah, they were.
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Me, on stage, lights
warming my face. And you.
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Also there.
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Watching me.
God, don't you miss that?
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Yeah, well, sure.
But life goes on.
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God, I was crazy
to let you go, Maya. But I've grown.
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I'm not the same guy
that I was 15 years ago.
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Please, have
dinner with me tonight.
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Well...
And tomorrow.
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Look, I'm only
here for a few days.
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And I wanna spend
all of my time with you.
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Okay.
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Hey, kids,
having fun?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hi.
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Elliott, be honest.
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How old do I look?
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Do you still carry a gun?
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Yes.
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Twenty.
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I'm serious. I'm gonna
be on TV tomorrow, and I wanna look beautiful.
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Oh, Nina, you are beautiful.
Don't be nervous.
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Oh, it's just that
I haven't been on television
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since I played a Fembot
on The Bionic Woman.
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That's not true.
You were on that episode of Cops.
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Oh, they pushed my face
in the grass. You can't even tell it's me.
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Morning.
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ELLIOTT: Morning?
It's past noon.
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Maya, I am proud of you.
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Nina, I tell you,
John and I had the best time last night.
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We just walked
all around the city,
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and then we went back to
my place, and I helped him do lines all night long.
197
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And wasn't the sex like
a million times better?
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Lines from a play.
199
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Oh.
200
00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,834
He wrote it himself.
He's been trying to get it off the ground for years.
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It's called,
A Spy In The House Of Me.
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What the hell kind
of title is that?
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Oh, I think it's clever.
It's about his thoughts and his feelings,
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as told to a cab driver,
who may or may not be the devil.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I guess yelling "fire"
isn't the worst thing you can do in a theater.
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Not too much cinnamon
there, Toliver.
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Easy. Hey,
easy, back it off.
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Maybe while he's up my butt
he can check for polyps.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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You know, every year there's
some joker who thinks he's smarter than me.
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I guess this year it's you,
ain't it? Well guess what, tough guy.
213
00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:17,067
You just bought yourself 200
more reports to collate. Huh?
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You got a little funny
comeback for that one? Huh, BLT?
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00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,734
Me? No, nothing, PMS.
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Yeah, I didn't think so!
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Yeah! Come on!
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Maya, do you have your
article proposal done yet?
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Um, I finished it,
but I left it at home by accident.
220
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You wanna know what I think?
I think you're getting all goofy again!
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Oh, I am not.
John, what are you doing here?
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Great news. I just
came from a callback for Another World.
223
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And you're looking at
the new racist judge.
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Wait a minute.
Does this mean...
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Yeah. I'm moving
to New York.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:08,734
Hey, can I stay at
your place for a while?
228
00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:09,968
Yeah.
229
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,300
I can't believe you're
moving back to New York.
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As soon as they heard me read,
they said, "I think we have our new racist judge."
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00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:30,534
So what's your
character like?
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He's a funny bird.
A dreamer.
233
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You said he was a racist.
234
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He dreams of an
all white country.
235
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,934
So what are we talking about?
A couple episodes?
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Nay. 16 weeks, maybe more.
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Oh, hey, do you think
you can help me run lines tonight?
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Sure.
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Maya, could I talk to you
in private for a minute?
240
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,033
No, I'm busy.
241
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:54,033
You know what?
It's okay, go ahead. I need to ring my barrister.
242
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,701
Oh, sorry.
Call my lawyer.
243
00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:59,000
Oh, and you,
sorry, mon frere,
244
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:02,167
but now that I'm employed,
I guess I won't be needing those headshots.
245
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:05,834
Oh, darn it.
I knew just where I was gonna put my tripod.
246
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,234
I forbid you to see him!
247
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,234
What?
You heard him.
248
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,501
Give me one good reason.
249
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:20,534
Well, look at yourself.
You're a strong, independent woman.
250
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:24,400
This putz walks in
and you change into a giddy 12 year old!
251
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:27,033
Plus he's a bad actor.
252
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,501
If he's such a bad actor,
how did he get into the Royal Shakespeare Company?
253
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,901
Answer that.
254
00:13:31,968 --> 00:13:34,400
He got in because
I pulled strings to get him in
255
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,968
to keep him the
hell away from you.
256
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,267
Uh-oh.
257
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,767
You did what?
258
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,467
Come on, Maya.
259
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:51,534
Didn't it ever occur to
you that the horse's ass never auditioned?
260
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,367
He didn't
need to audition.
261
00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:55,634
A scout saw him in
You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
262
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,868
and recognized
his potential.
263
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,267
Huh!
264
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:11,200
Well, the joke's
on you, isn't it? Because he's back in my life.
265
00:14:13,968 --> 00:14:18,901
Well, pages 38 and 39,
out of order. Flip flop.
266
00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:20,501
Very sloppy.
267
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:27,434
Oopsy-daisy.
Better re-collate those.
268
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:29,300
Hey, man,
what's your problem?
269
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,334
You're my problem!
Why don't you just quit?
270
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,801
No, sir!
271
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:36,200
I know you're tired!
272
00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:39,200
I'm on to you,
you preppy frat boy. You don't got what it takes.
273
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:40,467
I won't quit!
274
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:41,801
Then I'm kicking you out!
275
00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:43,767
No, don't you do that!
Why not?
276
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,267
Because I got
a bunch of student loans,
277
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,567
and I need the school
credit to graduate. And...
278
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:48,767
And what?
279
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,334
I got nowhere else to go!
280
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,501
(CRYING) I got
nowhere else to go.
281
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,367
(SIGHS)
282
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,667
Go grab yourself
a smoothie, Toliver.
283
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,534
Thank you.
284
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,767
Oh, and one of those
big cookies for me?
285
00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,834
Why can't she
see through this guy?
286
00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:17,434
It's the hair.
It's always the hair.
287
00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:28,167
The thought of him
sitting across the table every Thanksgiving,
288
00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:31,868
eating my stuffing,
phoning his barrister.
289
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:33,801
Ogling your wife.
290
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,567
What's that
supposed to mean?
291
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:38,100
What? She's hot.
292
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,634
She is hot, isn't she?
Scorching.
293
00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:44,634
That's enough.
294
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:48,667
Jack, you want my advice?
Go tell Maya you love her and support her.
295
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:52,300
That way, when
they break up, you two will still be okay.
296
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,901
You know what?
You're right.
297
00:15:57,968 --> 00:16:01,234
Thanks a lot.
I'm gonna go tell her now.
298
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,434
Maya, I just wanna
tell you that...
299
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:13,601
(MAYA AND JOHN GASP)
300
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,267
JACK: Son of a bitch!
301
00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:16,501
MAYA: Daddy!
302
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,200
I'll kill you!
303
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:30,868
Dad! No! Not the face!
Not the face!
304
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,834
Mmm. Mmm.
305
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:45,000
Hello. Hello.
306
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,234
Hello.
307
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,734
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Hello?
308
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,834
Miss Van Horn,
I'll take you backstage now.
309
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,701
Well, let's do it.
310
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:57,133
Just one last check,
I wanna make sure I look perfect. And I do.
311
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:05,167
Man, for someone so skinny,
she sure packs away a lot of peanut dip.
312
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,801
Here's the last
of the reports.
313
00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:14,868
They're proofread,
collated and double checked.
314
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:19,467
I cleaned the coffee machine.
I updated your speed dial, and I made brownies.
315
00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:21,100
Well done.
316
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,968
Listen, I don't know
how to tell you this...
317
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:28,834
Save the hero
worship, Toliver. I'm just a man.
318
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:33,167
Actually, I was
offered a paying job at another magazine.
319
00:17:33,234 --> 00:17:37,334
What are you talking about?
I'm the one who trained you.
320
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,367
I'm the one
who made you tough.
321
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,367
You can't just walk out
that door and go to some second rate magazine.
322
00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:45,100
It's Penthouse.
323
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,167
Oh.
324
00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:53,534
Look, if I'm
letting you down, I'm willing to stay.
325
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:57,534
No. No, you have to go.
326
00:17:57,601 --> 00:18:00,167
It's much dirtier
than it used to be.
327
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,067
I'll never forget you.
328
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,934
(EXHALES)
329
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,267
I know.
330
00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:13,501
Oh, and, Toliver,
before you go, I wanna give you something.
331
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:14,734
That's not necessary.
332
00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:16,834
Take it. It's my resume.
333
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:31,100
Our next guest is
senior fashion editor for Blush magazine,
334
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:34,534
and ladies, she is going
to show us how to have the perfect lips.
335
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:38,901
So let's wake up and
welcome Miss Nina Van Horn!
336
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:43,400
Hello.
Oh, it's so good to meet you. I love your show.
337
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,667
Arianna?
Oh, yes.
338
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,734
Thank you for coming.
So you're here to tell us...
339
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:52,834
Arianna, Arianna,
what was the first thing you noticed about me?
340
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,133
Your lips?
341
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,300
Correct.
342
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:59,501
Let's say you have
thin lips, and you want fuller ones,
343
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:02,868
you start out with a much
brighter shade of lipstick.
344
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,033
Such as, oh, a red
or even a cranberry,
345
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,834
take it to the very
outer edges of your lips
346
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:14,100
and voila,
lips no man can resist.
347
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,667
Holy crap!
348
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,868
Finch, is my dad here?
349
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,167
He's in a meeting.
350
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:36,567
Oh, good.
'Cause John's on his way up.
351
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,334
Oh, should I plug
in the spotlight?
352
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,701
Hey.
Hey.
353
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,300
(MAYA WHOOPING)
354
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,968
I have thrilling news!
355
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:47,834
A benefactor has given me
thirty grand to stage A Spy In The House Of Me.
356
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,467
Oh, that's great.
What benefactor?
357
00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:50,701
I don't even know.
358
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:53,467
But I get to do my
show in Sydney.
359
00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:54,868
Australia?
360
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:56,267
Can you believe it?
361
00:19:56,334 --> 00:19:57,634
Down, please.
362
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,767
But what about us?
363
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:04,601
Oh, Maya, I think you
need to keep an eye on the bigger picture here.
364
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,167
What about me?
365
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:10,534
I'm sorry.
What was I thinking?
366
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,400
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
367
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:15,901
You know, it's like,
it's like I say at the end of my second act,
368
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:18,667
"Sometimes the brightest
room in the house of me
369
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:22,267
"is the one with a lamp
called tomorrow."
370
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:26,000
And sometimes you wanna puke
in a toilet called yesterday.
371
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:31,167
(DOOR OPENING)
372
00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:35,000
Sydney, Australia.
You couldn't find someplace farther away?
373
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,634
What are you
talking about?
374
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,701
An anonymous benefactor?
375
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:42,300
A Spy In The House Of Me?
Oh, don't play dumb!
376
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:46,100
I'm not playing.
I'm legitimately dumb.
377
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,901
Oh, so it must have
been a different mysterious theater producer
378
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:53,834
who took a shine to
a one man show set entirely inside John's mirror?
379
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:56,701
Wait. Are you saying
John's leaving?
380
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,100
Don't gloat.
I hate it when you gloat.
381
00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:02,434
I, I had nothing to
do with it this time. Really.
382
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:04,434
Really.
383
00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:06,133
Hey, I believe you.
384
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,167
And you were right,
she deserves better.
385
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,133
Thank you.
You're welcome.
386
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,000
By the way, there may
be a $30,000 charge
387
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,367
on my expense
account this month.
388
00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:21,634
Approved.
389
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:37,567
* Life keeps bringing
me back to you
390
00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:41,267
* Keeps bringing me home
391
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,400
* It don't matter
what I wanna do
392
00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:49,400
* 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own
393
00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:55,467
* Life keeps bringing
me back to you *
394
00:21:55,517 --> 00:22:00,067
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