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Welcome home.
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Oh.
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Oh, my dumb little dumplings.
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I'm missed your faces.
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Oh, Father...
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We've missed your gifts.
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And who is this?
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Oh, Dodo,
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showing your provincial roots
again?
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You don't recognize celebrated
chef Chauncey Allister?
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You told me your
daughters were beautiful,
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but you never mentioned
the word "perfection."
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I've never seen
a creature so...
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robustly formed.
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I have a big surprise for you.
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Last week,
Senator Ambrose Burnside
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died in a freak mustache fire.
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Yay, thank you, Daddy!
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That's not the surprise.
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A US Senate
seat has become available.
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And Frederick,
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you shall fill it.
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How is Frederick qualified
to be a senator?
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He believes rocks are alive.
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That is ridiculous.
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Some of the older rocks
have passed away.
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How does it feel, Son?
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You are to be appointed
the next US Senator
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from the State of Rhode Island.
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I am deeply honored
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and very excited
for this opportunity.
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I only have one question.
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What is Senate?
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Is being a senator a job?
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Mm, it's more
like a drinking club
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that decides the laws.
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Does that mean we
can make the laws?
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That's exactly what it means.
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We're gonna be able to pass
any law we want.
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Oof!
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Milady, could you not
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aim for my face next time?
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You can't talk
to us like that, Blanche.
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I'll have your head cut off.
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Can you imagine Blanche
without a head?
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You know beheadings
aren't legal anymore.
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Tell that to the head dump
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Father had built on
the south end of the estate.
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All right,
sisters, clear the space.
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I have this room reserved
for my meeting today.
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Oh!
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You can't have a meeting
during cream time.
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There's no such thing
as cream time!
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Yes, there is,
it's in the Bible.
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You're throwing
cream puffs at my sign?
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Oh, no we suck the cream out.
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We're just
throwing the casings.
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You are such pigs!
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You know, now that Frederick
and I are politically active,
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it makes your decadent laziness
all the more obscene.
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We are not lazy.
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Let's move cream time
elsewhere.
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Bye, Hortense.
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Those jack-a-ninnies
in Washington
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insist that Frederick
be psychologically vetted
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before he become a senator,
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so they sent Dr. Sigmund Freud
to examine my boy.
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Name?
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Frederick.
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Age?
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These questions
are getting really hard.
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Do you understand
what a question is?
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Well...
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Now who's asking the questions?
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Still me.
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You wanted to see me?
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This better be important.
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I've called you in here
to remind you
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that, according to
our marital contract,
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I am to fellate you
seven times a year.
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I told you, the saltpeter
mines of the Congo
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destroyed my sex drive.
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I'm so sorry.
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- Come here.
- I want you so badly.
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Just wanted to feel
close to my husband.
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Yes, I feel the same.
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Peepers.
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I already filled
the syringe, madam.
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Peepers...
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I fear that Commodore
is having an affair.
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Put the tray over there.
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If you want your food,
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you're going to have
to come and get it.
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No!
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Hands and knees.
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You're going to crawl.
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He called out the name "Celine"
in his sleep.
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Sounds French-Canadian.
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No!
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Ugh.
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I move in here
based on the promise
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from some pathetic old fool
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that it would be
a nice place to keep me close.
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Then the bastard disappears.
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The thought of him
engaging in sexual congress
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with a snow-Negro...
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Oh, no.
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I'm sorry, darling.
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Why don't you show me
just how sorry you are?
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Oh...
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Yes, my mistress.
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You look like you climbed
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out of a pile
of dirty underwear.
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Leave me alone, troll.
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Don't you have a bridge
to guard?
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I quit that job.
Too much billy goat shit.
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So that's your scheme, huh?
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Feeding your fish
to the Commodore?
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It's pretty obvious.
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Ugh!
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Ah, what are you--
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You always did know
how to make me horny.
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You say a word,
and you are dead man.
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Death don't scare me.
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I've saved up 50 cents.
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That'll do.
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For now.
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I'm gonna blackmail
the shit out of her.
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Well, suffragettes,
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my pitch for our new slogan.
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It's straight to the point.
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Feels a little
"on the nose."
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I've been working on something
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I'm quite happy with.
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We're strong, we're sober,
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we're virgins.
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Uh, we're not virgins,
Hortense.
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You're not?
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No, we have sex all the time.
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Look, all I want
is for us to vote
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and to get reamed
from time to time.
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Next law-- mandatory
bow ties on all dogs.
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Of course.
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Ooh, and can we put cream time
in the Bible?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And chowder bath.
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It's my second favorite bath
we take on Tuesdays.
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These are all wonderful ideas.
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Hmm, what else?
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What is going on in here?
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Ooh, I know, I want you
to make a law against Hortense.
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Done.
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Laws don't work like that,
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and you should know that
if you're going to be a senator.
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Do you even know the three
branches of government?
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Sure I do.
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The Nina, the Pinta,
and the Santa Clausaria.
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See?
He knows.
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Well, someone
better tell the press
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to dust off their adjectives
for "beautiful,"
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because Beatrice and I
are going to be
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the face of this
political dynasty.
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I'm sure it will
lake your asses to know
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that the press will be attending
my rally this afternoon.
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Oh, are they doing a story
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on using the color brown
to accentuate face moles?
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They're covering me
because I have a cause,
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something I care deeply about.
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You should really
try it sometime.
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I don't care about anything.
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As don't I.
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I just realized my cause.
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What is it?
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Ruining Hortense's cause.
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♪ Regatta, baby ♪
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Well, Dr. Freud,
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do you have the results
of Frederick's exam?
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I do, and based
on my observations,
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Frederick suffers
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from latent and acute
homosexuality.
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That is disgusting!
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A homosexual in our family?!
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Using our toilets?
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The idea roils my stomach!
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Ugh!
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Well, that is a perfectly
normal reaction.
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After all, homosexuality
is an abomination.
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Am I going to die?
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Homosexuality is quite curable.
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There are lots of approaches.
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There is soaking in the blood
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of a dying Clydesdale.
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There is eating
a live wolverine,
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slathering one's genitals
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in a paste of milk
and ground elephant tusk,
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leeches on the anus,
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an electrical current
to the anus.
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Also training
in the masculine arts.
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He'll be sworn
in as senator on Friday.
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You give us until then
to file the report.
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We'll beat this.
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To be queer or not to be queer,
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that is the queer-stion.
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Whether to live my life
as a homo-Szechwan
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or the fight the good fight
and cure myself
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of this terrible
and somewhat tempting disease.
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Excuse me, Chef?
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I was wondering if you could
make some more hors d'oeuvres.
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My sisters sucked the fillings
out of all of the canapes.
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Mm, serving you would be
a most delicious pleasure.
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Oh, uh, well, we should hurry.
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I don't want
to miss the meeting.
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I'm a man who likes
to take his time.
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I like to eat a dish
when it's...
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ready to be eaten.
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Oh...
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Can you wait?
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Ye-- Yes.
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Yes.
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♪ billionaire, billionaire ♪
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♪ bitch, kiss the ring ♪
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What, what is it?
What do you want?
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Father said you could instruct
me in the art of manhood.
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Ah, that I can.
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I help homosexuals
stop making the choice
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to be homosexuals.
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It's a hobby.
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Now, the most important thing
about being a man
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is learning to entice--
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nay, entrap the ladies.
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And I've got the perfect system
to do this.
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Hand me that pig's blood.
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Thank you, thank you.
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And we will not rest
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until every woman everywhere
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has the right to vote!
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Kill yourself!
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What is happening?
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Move over, Bowery boys.
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What is happening is,
you're trying to ruin
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a permanent vacation
for half the species.
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Yeah, and no one ruins
vacations except for me
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when I've had too much
or too little sugar!
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If women are allowed to vote,
it could lead to a world
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where women become doctors
or lawyers
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or, God forbid, tennis players.
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Yeah, that's bad!
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You don't know
what you're talking about.
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Women should make
their own decisions.
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You can't just let men
buy you things.
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Well, obviously,
you have no idea
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what it's like to be pretty.
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Hit it, Beatrice.
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I have a dream,
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a dream where women
will never be allowed
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to vote, own property,
or handle money.
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I have a dream
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that women will stay
as they currently are.
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We are in the golden age
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of women not having
to do anything.
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Let's keep it that way.
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Yeah, women shouldn't
have voices!
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Raise your hand
if you don't want to vote.
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No votes for women!
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No votes for women!
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No, votes for women!
267
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,833
No votes for women!
268
00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:02,067
No, votes for women!
269
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,870
Oh, we're all saying
the same thing.
270
00:12:03,872 --> 00:12:04,871
No votes for women.
271
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,071
No, I have a period
272
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,540
between "no"
and "votes for women."
273
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,275
Ew, that's disgusting.
274
00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:10,709
And "H."
275
00:12:10,711 --> 00:12:14,413
If all else fails, hit them.
276
00:12:14,415 --> 00:12:16,882
H-A-M-I-S-H.
277
00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:18,884
Hamish.
Patent pending.
278
00:12:18,886 --> 00:12:20,319
And you say this works
every time?
279
00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:22,021
I haven't struck out yet.
280
00:12:22,023 --> 00:12:24,423
I've been working a slow burn
on Blanche
281
00:12:24,425 --> 00:12:25,557
for the last six years.
282
00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:28,927
Soon she will be like elk liver
in my hands.
283
00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:30,662
So, ready to try one out?
284
00:12:30,664 --> 00:12:32,664
Frederick, stand up.
285
00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:34,699
Garfield,
pretend to be a woman.
286
00:12:34,701 --> 00:12:35,767
No, use me.
287
00:12:35,769 --> 00:12:37,502
I'm twice the woman she is.
288
00:12:37,504 --> 00:12:38,603
Fine.
289
00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:45,443
That a boy.
290
00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:46,777
Way to bring the heat.
291
00:12:46,779 --> 00:12:50,949
Now, let's try
a little aggression.
292
00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:53,318
You have a small wee-wee.
293
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,819
Oh, all right.
294
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:57,621
Not a very applicable
insult for women,
295
00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:59,424
but you get the idea.
296
00:12:59,426 --> 00:13:02,626
Now, mesmerize.
297
00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:07,164
I feel like I'm drowning
in your eyes.
298
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,599
Exactly.
299
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:10,067
Isolate!
300
00:13:12,571 --> 00:13:15,138
Now say her name.
301
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,607
Vigtar.
302
00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:21,378
My name is... Victor.
303
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:23,947
Really? That doesn't sound
like a name at all.
304
00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:25,415
That's my name, is Victor.
305
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:26,383
- Victor?
- Yes.
306
00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:27,817
It's always been my name.
307
00:13:27,819 --> 00:13:28,918
No, Vigtar is your name.
308
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,487
- No, Vic--
- Vigtar--
309
00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:31,455
Just hit her!
310
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,255
Oh!
311
00:13:33,257 --> 00:13:34,724
I said hit her!
312
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,325
Yes, hit her!
313
00:13:36,327 --> 00:13:37,527
Just do it!
314
00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:39,362
Make me feel something.
315
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:41,598
God, I can't.
316
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,933
I'm sorry.
317
00:13:43,935 --> 00:13:46,168
Hitting a woman seems
almost unnatural to me.
318
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:49,071
Oh, maybe I am a homosexual.
319
00:13:49,073 --> 00:13:51,673
Everyone in that
house seems gay to me.
320
00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:55,411
Ooh.
321
00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:01,117
What is--
322
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:11,259
Oh... oh...
323
00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:12,761
Mm.
324
00:14:14,197 --> 00:14:15,330
Mm.
325
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,298
Oh.
326
00:14:26,143 --> 00:14:30,278
Oh, I've got one more
blood sausage for you to taste.
327
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:32,921
♪ I'm the king, baby ♪
328
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,550
♪ I'm the boss ♪
329
00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:36,251
Yes, Celine!
330
00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:38,320
Okay.
331
00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:39,822
I'm done.
332
00:14:39,824 --> 00:14:40,890
No, I'm so close!
333
00:14:40,892 --> 00:14:41,924
I know.
334
00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:43,292
That's why I'm done.
335
00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:46,595
You torture me so.
336
00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:49,298
Oh, I love you.
337
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,999
You've never said that before.
338
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,035
Well, we've never
discussed this
339
00:14:53,037 --> 00:14:55,670
when I was so close
to orgasming.
340
00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:57,305
If you love me, prove it.
341
00:14:57,307 --> 00:14:58,706
I'll do anything for you.
342
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,675
I want a bedroom.
343
00:15:00,677 --> 00:15:01,943
Upstairs.
344
00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:04,045
I'll see what I can do,
345
00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:06,014
but you must be patient.
346
00:15:14,658 --> 00:15:16,357
Look at that!
347
00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:17,158
Oh!
348
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,460
Oh! Oh! Oh!
349
00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:20,361
Oh!
350
00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:23,864
The volume is...
unbelievable.
351
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:29,870
Oh!
352
00:15:29,872 --> 00:15:31,705
A second!
This is rare.
353
00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:42,615
- No votes for women!
- No, votes for women!
354
00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:46,086
- No votes for women!
- No, votes for women!
355
00:15:46,088 --> 00:15:47,387
No votes for women!
356
00:15:47,389 --> 00:15:49,422
You cream-sucking bitches
357
00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:51,825
need to get off the stage.
358
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,016
- No!
- Let me do it!
359
00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:21,120
Aah!
360
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,624
Stop!
Stop it!
361
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,326
Stop fighting!
362
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:30,562
You have all
contracted hysteria.
363
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,498
Aah!
364
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,234
Oh!
365
00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:36,702
Oh, I don't really care
if women get to vote.
366
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,470
I'm rich;
laws don't affect me.
367
00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:40,839
Plus, I just felt like
ruining Hortense's day.
368
00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,441
I care.
369
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:45,243
Women shouldn't get to vote
for another million years.
370
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,577
How did I get hysteria?
371
00:16:46,579 --> 00:16:48,479
Am I gonna go to heaven
like Uncle Buster?
372
00:16:48,481 --> 00:16:49,580
No.
373
00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:52,016
But it is believed
that female sex moisture
374
00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:55,920
turns venomous if not released
through regular climax.
375
00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:57,889
What?
Oh, no.
376
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,724
I haven't climaxed
377
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:03,060
since horseback riding lessons
when I was a girl.
378
00:17:03,062 --> 00:17:04,629
No one worry.
379
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:07,164
Pater Freud is here.
380
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,233
Now, Blanche, please,
381
00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:11,302
stimulate Beatrice
with a feather,
382
00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:15,005
lightly at first.
383
00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:16,473
Um...
384
00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:21,245
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
385
00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:24,581
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh,
uh-huh, shit!
386
00:17:27,486 --> 00:17:29,419
Ah!
387
00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:30,620
Hmm.
388
00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:34,257
Did you already orgasm?
389
00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:35,958
Is that where I get
the quiver-shakes,
390
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,960
and I'm transported to a ghost
purgatory on a beam of light
391
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,228
and then I ask for forgiveness?
392
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,564
I've never seen this before.
393
00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:42,766
Blanche, continue.
394
00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:45,368
Let's see if Beatrice
has multi-orgasms.
395
00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:46,603
Ah!
396
00:17:46,605 --> 00:17:47,604
Yeah.
397
00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:53,042
Mm.
398
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:57,113
Well, I'd say you're cured.
399
00:17:57,115 --> 00:17:59,381
I will treat this patient
myself.
400
00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:09,325
Now, pelvic contractions
401
00:18:09,327 --> 00:18:12,160
will release pent-up
uterine energies
402
00:18:12,162 --> 00:18:13,962
which have been
affecting your moods.
403
00:18:13,964 --> 00:18:15,230
If you want to improve my mood,
404
00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:16,998
you're gonna need to use
another finger.
405
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,536
Now, Dodo, in some elderly
specimens such as yourself,
406
00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:24,539
a more strident course
of stimulation is required.
407
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,674
Servant, begin.
408
00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:39,987
Faster, Garfield, faster!
409
00:18:39,989 --> 00:18:42,089
Faster, faster!
410
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:52,932
Remember when I was going to
make all those laws you wanted?
411
00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:54,200
- I can't.
- Oh, no.
412
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:56,002
Did you get fired
from the senate
413
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,203
for having excitement pee?
414
00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:59,538
No, I--
415
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,540
I have homosexual disease.
416
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:02,809
Oh, no.
417
00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:04,778
Dr. Floyd is on his way,
418
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,946
and I'm going to tell him
that the treatment's failed.
419
00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:09,214
Is there anything
I can do to help?
420
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,584
I don't think so.
421
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:14,019
I have to start having
sexual relations with men.
422
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:15,688
It's doctor's orders.
423
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:17,022
This is all my fault.
424
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:18,557
Why is it your fault?
425
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:19,692
I don't know.
426
00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,160
I just like to make
everything about myself.
427
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:23,929
That's why I love you.
428
00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:25,463
So confusing.
429
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,331
Yeah.
430
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,366
I'm a confirmed homosexual,
431
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,468
and yet everything in my body
432
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,104
is telling me to pull
off your robe
433
00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:34,973
and slide myself
into your pubic mound.
434
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,542
And yet you can't.
435
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,244
And yet it feels so right.
436
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,680
Why must I be a homosexual?
437
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,181
Why?!
438
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,516
Ugh!
439
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,422
What is going on in here?
440
00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:51,623
Nothing!
441
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,725
Frederick, look at you.
442
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:54,993
You are cured.
443
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:59,096
The Masculinity training
must have done the trick.
444
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,566
I officially declare you
a non-homosexual.
445
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,403
Oh, Frederick,
I'm so proud of you.
446
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,703
You're not concerned at all
with the fact
447
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,172
that I'm having sex
with my sister?
448
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,207
Seems perfectly natural to me.
449
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,708
Carry on.
450
00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,383
There comes a time
in every man's life
451
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,218
when he must choose
between doing
452
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,754
what his mother wants him to do
453
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,690
and what his sister
wants him to do.
454
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,292
And I've realized
that my country needs me
455
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,827
in Washington, BC.
456
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,596
Yes, let's go.
457
00:20:56,969 --> 00:20:59,800
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