Original subtitles

各位觀眾朋友大家好 Hello ladies and gentlemen

這部電影是由華文創 This film is a joint production

和甜蜜生活聯合提供 of MandarinVision and Creamfilm

由業界最專業的甜蜜生活來製作 with help from industry-acclaimed Creamfilm Production Co.

我們邀請業界最難相處的葉女士 We invited the industry's notoriously difficult Miss Yeh

和鍾先生來擔任監製 and Mr. Chung to act as producers

我是始終如一的導演 I'm the director who saw it through to the end

阿堯 A-Yao

在電影的放映過程當中 Over the course of the film

我會三不五時 I will from time to time

出來講幾句話 chime in with a few words

宣傳一下個人的理念 to share my own ideas

順便解釋劇情 and explain the story

請大家慢慢看 Please enjoy the film

就先不打擾 I won't bother you for now

需要的時候 I'll appear again

我才會再出來 when necessary

幹你娘！ Motherfucker

你是在敲什麼鬼東西？ What the fuck's that drumming?

拍子都敲錯了 The beat's all fucked up

粉鳥 Pigeon

你又還沒秤重 You haven't even weighed it

才一百而已 Only 100?

我這一塊磚頭 This brick here

一萬多個瓶子 has thousands of bottles

才五千多塊 and it's barely over NT5000

我光是掉在地板上的 I drop more on the ground

都比你撿的還多了 than what you pick up

沒啦 Come on

一百塊 NT100

買一個便當就沒了 It'll be gone in one meal

肚財啊 Belly Button

我以前生意做比較小 My business used to be small

現在做比較大了 Now it's grown

其實 Frankly

你這種一點點的，我沒在收了 I don't deal in your tiny volumes anymore

如果不是看在我們是同學 If it wasn't that we're classmates

我怎麼可能會收 I wouldn't take this

一百不夠 One hundred's not enough?

一百二 One hundred twenty?

還是我給你一百五 How about I give you one fifty?

阿母 Ma

抱歉來晚了 Sorry I'm late

妳有比較好嗎？ Are you feeling better?

有啦，還是有點暈暈的 Yes, still a bit dizzy

還是阿母... Ma, how about

我再請護士幫妳吊一支點滴 I ask the nurse to get you another drip?

好啦 All right

好嗎？ All right?

護士小姐 Nurse

可以麻煩妳再幫我媽媽吊一支點滴 Could you please give my mother another IV drip?

現在已經快五點了 It's almost 5 already

我們沒辦法再吊點滴了 We can't hook up another IV

拜託一下啦 Please

拜託啦 Please

護士小姐 Nurse

歐巴馬 Obama

還要多久？ How much longer?

還要再一下子 Just a bit longer

你以為我在裡面玩嗎？ You think I'm playing in here?

熱到被人幹 It's hot as fuck

內褲都濕了 My underwear's soaked

熱死了 Hot as hell

你朋友來了 Your friend's here

幹你娘！ Motherfucker

你是趕來吃飯的嗎？ You only come when there's food?

沒有啦 No

帶我媽去衛生所啦 I took my mom to the health center

快要下班了 Work's almost over

東西趕快收一收 Start cleaning up

這個工廠大家都很關懷對方的老母 In this factory, everyone shows concern for a mother's welfare

那是一種人與人之間的關懷 It's a form of human considerateness

菜埔白天的工作都是兼差的 Pickle has temp jobs during the daytime

正式的工作是在這當夜班警衛 He works here as night watchman

他會順便在大家下班前把工廠打掃一下 He sweeps the factory before everyone leaves

水蛙，你在做什麼？ Froggy, what are you doing?

小心一點 Be careful

水蛙，你好心一點好不好？ Froggy, can you be nice?

耳朵都聾掉了 You're making me deaf

現在是怎樣？ What now?

做的不開心嗎？ Not happy with work?

沒有，沒有，沒有 No, no, no

佛頭怎麼會這樣？ Why's the Buddha head like that?

在前面大小聲的 The one yelling in front

是工廠的老闆啟文 is the factory boss, Kevin

在後面摸屁股的 The one grabbing ass in the back

是高委員和他的助理瓦樂莉 is Congressman Gao and his assistant Valérie

雖然高委員的戲份不多 Although Gao won't have many scenes

但是他奮鬥的過程 the story of his struggle

值得我們來介紹 is worth our attention

他十幾年前 Ten years ago

從一個街頭運動者 from street-level political organizer

一路爬上國會議員 he climbed to congressman

在他五連霸時 After his fifth consecutive election

副議長送他一個高級的紅木桌 the deputy speaker sent him a fine mahogany table

但自從瓦樂莉來了之後 But ever since Valérie arrived

高委員的紅木桌 Congressman Gao's mahogany table

就突然多了一片木板 suddenly grew a new panel

主要是方便瓦樂莉辦公 It's mainly for the benefit of Valerie's work

當別人在桌上用滑鼠辦公時 When others conduct business on the computer

瓦樂莉都是躲在桌下 Valérie hides underneath

操作著高委員的歡樂棍 and operates Congressman Gao's joystick

整間搞得烏漆抹黑 This room's dark as pitch

這樣會有客人嗎？ How can we get customers like this?

老闆說這樣比較省錢 My boss said it would cut costs

反正平常也沒有人 There's usually no one here

都是靠裡面那一間 Everything depends on the room inside anyway

年輕人，等一下幫我泡一碗麵 Young man, Make me some instant noodles

要加蛋 with egg

那個還要嗎？ You still want that?

謝謝 Thank you

今天生意很好喔 Business is good today

還過得去 It's getting by

客人點一碗麵 One order of noodles

加一顆蛋 with one egg

恁阿嬤勒 Are you fucking kidding?

顧雜貨店兼電玩間還不夠 A grocery and game shop isn't enough

現在還要做麵攤 now we have to cook noodles too?

我一個人是忙得完嗎？ You think I can do this all by myself?

肚財很愛夾娃娃 Belly Button loves crane games

實在很難理解一個中年男子 It's hard to understand why a middle-aged man

怎麼有這種興趣？ would take an interest in them

每次都想問肚財 I always wanted to ask Belly Button

你怎麼那麼愛夾娃娃？ why he likes crane games so much

夾娃娃很療癒啊 Crane games are like therapy

你小蘭呢？ How're you and Little Orchid doing?

被人家追走了 Another guy stole her

凶手是誰？ Who's the culprit?

他們工廠裡一個剛退伍的年輕人 A young factory worker fresh from the army

這麼厲害 So impressive

人家長得很高 He's very tall

又有車子 and has a car

交女朋友只是浪費錢而已 Having a girlfriend's just a waste of money

我看你喔 For you

回去自己跟牆壁愛愛一下就好了 going home and humping the wall should be enough

菜埔 Pickle

菜埔 Pickle

菜埔 Pickle

來了來了 Coming

別再喊了 Stop yelling

你老闆在嗎？ Is your boss here?

沒啦，出去喬事情了 He's out rubbing elbows

幹你娘勒！ Motherfucker

每天喝酒喬事情 He's always drinking and rubbing elbows

沒喬是有工作可以做喔 Can you work without rubbing elbows?

不然你領他很多嗎？ Does he pay you much then?

你剛剛在幹嘛？ What were you doing just now?

沒啊，幫我們老闆清理那台老賓士 Nah, I'm helping our boss clean that old Benz

有新的開新的就好了 He ought to drive the new one

舊的那台就報廢給我去賣 Just write that old one off for me to sell

你看看 You see

別說我對你不好 Don't say I don't treat you well

我專程過來 I came here specially

拿這個養眼的給你看 to show you this beauty

怎麼黏黏的？ Why's it sticky?

靠北啊 Goddamn

有得看就好 Just appreciate it

還嫌 Don't fuss

你看你看你看 Look

這真的很會拍 Damn good shots

屁股拍得粉嫩粉嫩 That ass is soft and smooth

這攝影師應該有得諾貝爾攝影獎 The photographer should've won the Nobel Prize

幹！ Fuck

我這輩子有這個內褲可以咬 Just chewing that underwear

做人就值得了 would make life worth living

不然我這件給你咬 I can give you this pair to chew

你就自己留著慢慢啃就好了 You can chew it yourself

你老闆真的很好命 Your boss has got it good

出國唸書 Studying abroad

娶漂亮老婆 a beautiful wife

開好車 a good car

全家人都搬去美國 his whole family moved to America

人生就是這樣 That's life

落土八分命 Birth is eight-tenths of destiny

再怎麼有錢 Even the richest

一天也是吃三餐而已 still eat only three meals a day

幹！ Fuck

我們現在就來吃第四餐 Let's eat a fourth meal now

你把茶泡好 You make tea

等我 Wait for me

我去弄一些好東西回來 I'll go fetch some good stuff

首先我們來介紹 First of all, let's introduce

我們最有氣質的 our impeccable

文化局長 Commissioner of Culture

來，掌聲鼓勵 Let's have a round of applause

自己兄弟，自己兄弟 One of us

來，再介紹一下 Next, let's introduce

留美藝術家 the artist who studied in America

啟文董事長 Chairman Kevin

我本人 As for myself

大家都知道 Everyone knows

我是副議長 I am the deputy speaker

劉三城 Bill Small

鼓掌 Applause

大聲一點 Louder

熱情一點 More enthusiasm

我跟你們說 Let me say

我平常都拿四成 I usually charge big bills

那是自己兄弟 But we're buddies

我才留三成而已 so for you, I Bill Small

算來我是非常有節制的 See how moderate I am

來 Come

首先，我們邀請我們的兄弟 First of all, let's invite our brother

唱一首歌 to sing a song

先來暖身一下 Warm yourselves up first

來歡迎我們的局長 Let's welcome our bureau chief

和我們的藝術家 and our artist

好不好？ All right?

來，幫他鼓鼓掌 Let's give him a round of applause

竹筍離土目目柯 Bamboo shoots, once harvested, stiffen quickly

移山倒海樊梨花 without Li Hua Fan's magic, who moves mountain and sea

有情阿娘仔著甲娶 A girl in love should marry

不通放給伊落煙花 Don't let her fall into harlotry

稻仔大肚驚風颱 As the ripened rice field fears the typhoon

阿娘仔大肚驚人知 the girl fears her pregnancy discovered too soon

左手牽衫掩肚臍 Left hand pulls dress over her swollen bulge

正手搧君仔擱再來 Right hands beckons customers to indulge

甘蔗好吃頭硬硬 As the sugarcane is hard but full of juice

茶店仔查某尚無情 The tea shop girl is sweet but keeps aloof

一千二千提去用 Using thousands upon thousands of his coin

對不對？ Right?

叫伊散步 When he invites her to walk

說無閒啦 she's too busy to join

真是夠了 It's really enough

氣死人了 I'm pissed off

六月日頭火燒埔 The sun blazes over the land in June

阿娘仔招君過澎湖 She invites him to travel to Penghu

交通飛機也過渡 By planes, ferries, and automobiles

三餐海產吃魚塊 Luxurious seafood for three meals

蓮霧開花滿樹紅 Wax apple blossoms redden every tree

樹頂一隻虎頭蜂 But on one, a fierce wasp can be seen

欸 Ah

外面停一台車子 There's a car parked outside

一個女的站在那邊 A woman's standing next to it

這個啊 This one

不要去管門外的事情 Don't worry about what's outside

我看這一定是來找你老闆的 She must be here to see your boss

今天好像比較少 There wasn't much today

幸好我去得早 Good thing I went early

慢一點就被人搶光了 or it would've been sold out

你怎麼每次都拿這種冰冰的咖哩飯？ Why do you always bring cold curry?

你不會打火機拿來烤一烤嗎？ You can't warm it with your lighter?

有得吃就好了 Be glad you can eat

你很囉唆 You're so picky

靠北啊 Goddamn

這壞了喔 This is broken

壞了好幾天了 It's been broken for days

這咖哩飯都只有紅蘿蔔 This curry has only carrots

連一點肉屑都沒有 Not a scrap of meat

壞了不會拿去修理 If it's broken, you don't fix it?

你這麼厲害 If you're so great

撿一台來給我看 then go find a new one for me

沒電視看要怎麼吃啦？ How can you eat without television?

電視有什麼好看的？ What's good on TV?

這冰冰的 This bit's frozen

拌也拌不開 Can't break it apart

看一下新聞也好啊 We can just watch the news

現在電視 All they do now

都是一些行車記錄器來做新聞 is show car dashcam videos and call it news

菜埔 Pickle

你老闆舊的那台 Your boss' old car

賓士那台啊 that Benz

現在還在開嗎？ Is he still driving it?

很久沒開了 Not in a long time

它裡面有裝行車記錄器嗎？ Does he have a dashcam set up?

應該有吧 He should

把它拿來看看 Take it out and have a look

看他都去哪裡風流？ See where he's been doing his good deeds

不要去看人家那種東西 Don't snoop in people's stuff

我老闆很兇 My boss is very mean

見鬼 To hell with that

你是會看完跟你老闆說 When you finish, will you tell your boss

老闆 "Boss,"

我有拿你的行車記錄器來看喔 "I took a look at your dashcam"

我都知道你去哪裡風流喔 "I know the good deeds you've been doing"

你會這樣說嗎？ Would you say that?

你不跟他說他會知道嗎？ If you don't tell him, how will he know?

去拿啦 Go get it

還在猶豫 Still pussying out?

屁股黏住了喔 Did your ass grow roots?

去啦 Come on

他如果知道 If he finds out

我頭剁下來給你當椅子坐 you can cut my head off and sit on it

行車記錄器有什麼好看的 What's there to see on a dashcam?

真不知道是老實還是笨蛋 I can't tell if you're innocent or an idiot

哇 Whoa

它變硬了 It got hard

碰到你就變硬了 It got hard after touching you

真的 Really

你很硬嗎？ Are you rock-hard?

不然勒 Well then

想不想要？ you want it?

想要 I want it

想要什麼？ What do you want?

我想要你幹我 I want you to fuck me

啟文早早就帶著Gucci離開水池 Kevin had left the pond earlier that day with Gucci

來這個神秘地方 to come to this mysterious place

請Gucci幫他做一些腎臟保養 He asked Gucci to do some liver maintenance

和攝護腺排毒的工作 and prostate detoxification

同一時間 During that time

那位在田中央的女士 the lady in the middle of the field

也一直打電話找啟文 called, looking for Kevin

她一直打一直打 She kept calling and calling

打到天昏地暗 until the sky grew dark

害啟文的手機也響到頭昏目眩 as Kevin's phone rang like a madman

妳好濕喔 You're so wet

你好硬喔 You're so hard

好大喔 So big

很大嗎？ Is it very big?

大 It's big

好喜歡你幹我 I love you fucking me

像這樣 Like this?

對，進來一點 Yeah, go deeper

叫我Puta Call me Puta

叫我Puta Call me Puta

Puta是誰啊？ Who's Puta?

Puta是我 I'm Puta

Puta Puta

我是你的Puta I'm your Puta

Puta Puta

Puta Puta

Puta Puta

射在我裡面 Come inside

我希望你射在我裡面 I want you to come in me

我要幹妳 I want to fuck you

我希望你射在我裡面 Come inside

葉女士 Miss Yeh

都幾歲了 Behave yourself

都已經當一個女士了 you're already a grown woman

這麼晚還不用睡覺嗎？ Shouldn't you be sleeping at this hour?

你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我？ You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me?

你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我？ You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me?

我要幹妳 I want to fuck you

那你就幹死我 Then fuck my brains out

大聲一點 Louder

那你就幹死我 Then fuck my brains out

你幹我啊 Fuck me

好爽 That's good

我最喜歡被你幹 I love when you fuck me

超爽 So good

喔，超爽 Oh, so good

喂 Hello

葉女士 Miss Yeh

這麼晚了找我們家啟文哥有事嗎？ Do you have business with Kevin baby this late?

麻煩把電話拿給妳啟文哥 Please pass the phone to your Kev

我有重要的事要找他 I have something important to say to him

你好難找喔 You're hard to find

想要見你一面真的有那麼難嗎？ Is it that difficult for us to meet face to face?

為什麼不回答？ Why don't you answer?

妳講 Speak

不要以為我不知道 Don't think I don't know

你在外面幹什麼狗屁倒灶的事 You're up to some low-down bullshit

黃啟文 Kevin Huang

我給你最後一次機會 I'm giving you one last chance

現在就找時間來跟我碰面 Find time to meet me right now

否則一切後果 or whatever happens after this

你自行負責 will be on your head

好啊 All right

老地方 Our old spot

那個女的走了 That woman left

你拿這個幹嘛？ What'd you bring that for?

你不是說拿行車記錄器 Didn't you say to get the dashcam?

你不會拿記憶卡就好了 You can't just get the memory card?

你整組拆下來幹嘛？ Why'd you pull the whole damn thing down?

我怎麼知道什麼卡？ How should I know what card?

真的笨到連抓癢都不會 You'd need a map to scratch your ass

拿來啦 Bring it here

平常畏畏縮縮的肚財 For the normally timid Belly Button

只有來到菜埔的警衛室 it's only in Pickle's office

講話才能囂張 that he can speak boldly

他這一輩子 His entire life

可能只有在這二坪半的貨櫃屋裡 it's only in this cramped cell of a room

才能找到一點點自信 that he can find a little confidence

來啦，這張啦 Here, this

這張叫記憶卡啦 It's called a memory card

這麼小喔 It's so small

各位鄉親 Fellow countrymen

行車記錄器到底是什麼？ What exactly is a dashboard camera?

它是尖端科技的產品 It's a miracle of modern science

跨時代的微型攝影機 The mini-camera that defines this era

安裝在車裡 Mounted in the car

鏡頭拍攝車外的影像 It records the view outside the windshield

如果有行車的糾紛 If there's a traffic dispute

就調出記錄器的畫面來佐證 you can pull out the recording as evidence

畢竟現代人講究的 After all, what the modern person considers is

就是有影像 where there are images

就有真相 there is truth

行車記錄器所錄到的聲音 The sounds recorded by the dashcam

就是車內的聲音 are sounds within the car

所以接下來我們聽到的 So what we are about to hear

全部都是啟文在車內的543 is the horseplay in Kevin's car

妳幾年級？ What grade are you in?

今年大三 Junior this year

大三 Junior

大學生 In college

應該隨便弄一下妳就會溼喔 I bet if we just played a little, you'd already be wet

來，我看看 Let me see

一定要那麼急嗎？ Do we need to go so fast?

還在開車 We're still driving

等一下嘛 Hold on a second

工商社會，時間寶貴 In modern society, time is money

幹！ Fuck

真會挑時間 Talk about great timing

喂 Hello

特助好 Hello, special assistant

這特助你認識嗎？ Do you know this special assistant?

我不知道 I don't

我跟特助報告一下 Let me inform you of the situation

是，我知道 Yes, I understand

特助我知道 I understand, special assistant

沒問題 No problem

因為現在是下一期款 Because that's next quarter's funding

喔，喔，是是是 Yes

是是是 Yes

你老闆怎麼電話接起來就變成龜兒子？ Your boss turns into a real pussy on the phone

不要這樣亂批評人家 Don't bad-mouth people like that

真的啊 It's true

平時裝得好像很有氣質 He usually acts all dignified

再麻煩特助跟委員報告一下 Special assistant, please inform the Congressman

是是 Yes

好，謝謝特助 Thank you special assistant

特助晚安 Good night, special assistant

幹！ Fuck

要錢跑第一 Always first in line for money

拜託事情閃最快 but ask for a favor, and he disappears

幹！你老闆很會演喔 Your boss is good at acting

電話一掛馬上翻臉 As soon as he hangs up, his mood flips

剛才到哪裡了？ Where were we?

你都還沒問人家名字？ You haven't even asked my name yet

到了，到了，到了 We're here

喔，對對對 Oh, right

妳叫什麼名字？ What's your name?

我叫Cindy I'm Cindy

Cindy喔 Cindy, huh

那Cindy妳怎麼會想要來做這個？ Cindy, what made you want to do this?

-欣蒂耶 -對啊 - Cindy - Yeah

因為我想出國唸書 Because I want to study abroad

你好，歡迎光臨紫禁城 Hello, welcome to the Forbidden City

請問休息還住宿？ Would you like a rest, or overnight stay?

休息 Rest

休息三小時有1280，1680，1980？ For a three hour rest, there's 1280, 1680, 1980

1980，謝謝 1980, thank you

這間真的不便宜 This place really isn't cheap

三小時1980 Three hours, 1980

真的是搶人 It's highway robbery

祝你休息愉快 Please have a relaxing time

妳想去哪裡？ Where do you want to go?

美國或加拿大

美國還不錯

我在紐約讀過書

什麼是紐約啊？ What's New York?

美國那個紐約啊 The New York in America

在港口站一個女的 That woman standing in the harbor

手拿著火把 holding a torch

戴一個浴帽 wearing a shower cap

但也是一間很好的學校

那你為什麼不待在那呢？

因為我愛我的國家

車道還真長 The driveway's so long

還有聖誕燈 There's even Christmas lights

而且這裡有那麼多像妳一樣可愛的女生

有錢人的人生你看 Look, the life of the rich

果然是彩色的 It's so colorful

你覺得我很可愛嗎？

當然囉

到了，到了 We're here

你要給我一個驚喜嗎？

當然

怎麼停下來了？ Why'd they stop?

廢話 Aren't you smart

車子已經到了不停下來 They arrived, what else would they do?

難道開去撞牆嗎？ You want them to crash into a wall?

你娘的，下車了啦，幹！ Fuck, they got out

等一下要看什麼？ What do we see now?

當然什麼都沒得看啊 There's obviously nothing to see

難道車要開到床邊拍給你看嗎？ You want the car to drive up to the bedroom?

你以為是拍A片喔，幹！ You think they're shooting porn here?

看看還有沒有別的可以看的 See if there's anything else to watch

你娘的，這真的很刺激喔 Fuck, it's so exciting

你老闆叫Kevin Your boss' name is Kevin

我叫肚財 My name's Belly Button

差那麼多 What a difference

等我有錢 When I get rich

我也要找一個人幫我取一個英文名字 I'll have someone pick an English name for me

你不要笨了 Don't be stupid

要不要幫你點光明燈？ Want me to light a prayer candle for you?

人家有錢人出來社會走跳 When rich people make it big

是三分靠作弊 it's 30% cheating

七分靠背景 70% background

你呢 You

什麼都沒有 you've got nothing

你有背景嗎？ Where are you from?

你後面有什麼？ What's your background?

我後面有... My background is

鳳梨 Pineapples

香蕉 Bananas

芭樂 Guavas

還少一樣 One's missing...

蓮霧 Wax apples

你老闆是怎麼一回事？ What's up with your boss?

好像在巡邏 Looks like he's on patrol

一直開一直開 He keeps driving and driving

可能變不出把戲了 Maybe he ran out of tricks

我想說你老闆多厲害，幹 I thought your boss was baller

也就這樣而已 But that's all he had

看行車記錄器 Searching through dashcam footage

就像在大海撈針 is like finding a needle in a haystack

若是好運 If you're lucky

一看就有543 you'll find horseplay right away

但大部分 But most of the time

都是看人在巡邏 you'll just see a car patrol

看行車記錄器的運氣 Betting on dashcam footage

和台灣的景氣一樣 is like Taiwan's economy

有好有壞 There's good times and bad

真的壞的時候 When it's really bad

就算是你看到掛掉 though you may watch till you drop

也什麼都沒有 you'll end up with nothing

幹！ Fuck

靠北啊 Goddamn

你老闆今天怎麼這麼早回來？ Why's your boss back so early today?

快三點了 It's almost 3

靠北，這麼晚了 Damn, it's so late

好啦，我要走了 All right, I'm going

快走，快走 Go, hurry

好啦好啦 All right

他的事情你不要管 Keep out of his business

現在是什麼情形？ What's going on?

是誰把頭都接起來了？ Who attached the head?

是我接起來的 I attached it

昨晚我一個人在這裡做到天亮 I was doing it last night till dawn

如果要等你們做好要等到什麼時候 It'd take forever for you all to do it

還杵在這裡幹什麼？ What're you standing around for?

快點去收尾啦 Hurry and finish the job

幹！ Fuck

你是 You're

你站在那邊不說話是要嚇死人喔 Are you standing there silent to scare people?

你在這裡幹嘛？ What are you doing here?

沒有，就四處逛一逛 Nothing, just taking a walk around

幫我拿一下 Hold this for me

這位叫張少懷 This man's name is Shao-Huai Chang

他在片中名叫釋迦 In this film, he's called Sugar Apple

在這支片裡面 In our film

他就只有這句台詞 he only has one line

逛一逛 Taking a walk

他每天都很忙 He's very busy every day

忙的事情就是到處逛一逛 Busy taking a walk

逛的地方比警察還大 He walks further than policemen patrol

逛的比村長還努力 Walks harder than the village chief works

但人與人之間很奧妙 But human relations are a funny thing

村子裡很多人 The village is full of people

但釋迦再怎麼逛 but no matter where Sugar Apple's walked

認識的也只有肚財一個朋友 the only friend he's made has been Belly Button

菜埔 Pickle

我賓士那個標誌稍微歪掉了 你幫我調一下 The hood ornament on my Benz is bent, Can you fix it?

好 Okay

好好好，差不多 Okay, close enough

可以了啦，你是在拜祖先喔 It's fine, are you praying to the ancestors now?

菜埔 Pickle

等一下去路口那個，7-11 Go to the Seven (7-11) at the intersection

幫我拿一下包裹 Pick up a package for me

老闆，什麼包裹？ Boss, what package?

幹，你去你就說黃啟文的包裹 Fuck, Just say a package for Kevin Huang

他們就給你了 They'll give it to you

知道嗎？ Got it?

好 All right

"Savon"

根據氣象局最新預報顯示 According to the latest weather forecast

在菲律賓沿海一帶 over the Philippines coastal region

又有熱帶性低氣壓已經形成 a tropical depression has already formed

土豆仔 Peanut

我要拿包裹 I want to pick up a package

包裹 A package

什麼包裹？ What package?

黃啟文 Kevin Huang

葛洛伯的老闆 the boss of Global

沒聽過 Never heard of him

我老闆叫我來洗門拿的 My boss told me to pick it up at Savon

菜埔 Pickle

這裡是洗門，不是，7-11 This is Savon, not Seven (7-11)

7-11，左邊那間啦 Seven's the one on the left

形似一名形跡可疑 The man appeared suspicious

疑似精神異常的男子 and is suspected to be mentally unstable

幹，那肚財耶 Fuck, that's Belly Button

因而與警方發生衝突 He got into a dispute with police

從警方所提供的影片顯示 From the police video, it appears

肚財被人抓走耶 Belly Button got arrested

載著大量的來路不明的物品 he was carrying many unidentified items

引起警方注意 attracting police attention

基於安全問題 On grounds of safety

員警上前盤查 an officer questioned him

沒想到竟遭到該名男子攻擊 not expecting the man to attack

最後在兩名員警合力制伏下 With the help of two officers, he was finally subdued

才將中年男子帶回警局進行偵訊 and brought into the station for questioning

欸，你這輛車沒車牌 Your vehicle has no license plate

要扣起來 Impound it

要扣起來，你坐我們的車回去 Impound it. You can return in our car

你的車我幫你騎回去 I'll drive your motorcycle back for you

來派出所說 Come to the station to chat

警察大人，這樣不好 Chief, this is no good

你是在幹什麼？ What the hell are you doing?

遇到了你就認命一點 Settle down, what's done is done

各位觀眾朋友 Dear audience members

現場沒有新聞記者 there were no journalists at the scene

所以電視新聞的畫面 so footage for the TV news

應該是警方所提供 would've been provided by police

我們提供另外一個客觀的影像 We can provide you more objective footage

用最少的剪接 with the fewest edits possible

給觀眾了解事情的經過 to let you understand how events unfolded

我們的影像不像警方那樣晃來晃去 Unlike the police, our video is not shaky

畢竟拍片是我們專業 Shooting films is our profession, after all

晃來晃去的攝影師 Any shaky cameraman

早就發一個便當叫他回去了 would've been sacked long ago

我跟你說喔 Listen

我現在要用妨礙公務 I'm citing obstruction of justice

將你逮捕 to arrest you

你了解嗎？ Do you understand?

再來 Moving on

你有權利 you have the right

保持緘默 to remain silent

我跟你問話你可以不講話 and refuse to answer any questions

你可以請律師 You can appoint an attorney

保障你的權利 to ensure your rights

你如果是低收入戶 If you are low income

中低收入戶 lower-middle income

原住民 or aboriginal

依法令得請求法律扶助者 the law must allow you to request an attorney

你可以請求 You can request an attorney

了解嗎？ Understand?

來，扣起來 Cuff him

把他扣起來 Cuff him up

你來拉他的手 Take his hands

恁老師勒 Son of a gun

來 Here

拿著 Take this

沒事了，你可以走了 It's fine now, you can go

我跟你說 Listen,

下次遇到 next time we meet

好好說 talk to me

不要動手動腳的 Don't get rowdy

對不對？ Alright?

我只好依法處理了 Otherwise I'm forced to do my duty

配合一點 Work with me here

可以回去了 You can go

便當拿回去吃 Take a lunchbox with you

你們一人一個 Take one each

謝謝 Thanks

好 Okay

幹你娘勒！ Motherfucker

你這樣還算是朋友嗎？ You call yourself a friend?

看我被打也不會來幫忙 You saw me getting beaten and did nothing?

釋迦不是那種頭髮長長 Sugar Apple isn't some long-haired

身體臭臭的流浪漢 stinking vagrant

他每天都把自己弄得很整齊 He grooms himself neatly each day

村子的人也都認識他 Everyone in the village knows him

但沒人知道他的過往 But nobody knows where he came from

三年前的某一天 One day, three years ago

他就突然出現 he suddenly appeared

在這沒人用的海防衛哨住下來 settling down at an abandoned naval sentry post

有人說他以前是船員 Some say he used to be a sailor

也有人說他被拋棄因而發瘋 Others say he went mad from a breakup

更有人說他殺過人 Still others say he killed a man

但也有人說曾經看過黑頭車來探望他 But others say they've seen luxury cars visiting him

釋迦真的是一個很神秘的人 Sugar Apple's a very mysterious guy

連他唯一的朋友肚財 Even his sole friend, Belly Button

也只知道他是一個晚上 only knows that at night

需要聽著海浪才睡得著的人 he needs to hear the sound of waves to fall asleep

肚財的摩托車被警察扣走之後 After Belly Button's motorcycle was impounded

他第一個想到的 the first thing he thought of

就是去借土豆那台舊的摩托車 was borrowing Peanut's old motorcycle

自從去年在市政府跨年晚會 抽到新的之後 Ever since he won a new one at the city hall's New Year's party

土豆這台舊的 Peanut stopped riding

就沒在騎了 his old motorcycle

因為我有在保養車子 Since I still maintain it

這台如果飆起來 if I go racing with this one

是比芋仔冰那台還有力 it's got more power than Taro's

芋仔冰那台電動的 Taro's motorcycle is electric

是這樣嗎？ Is that right?

對啊 Yeah

男人騎什麼粉紅色的摩托車？ A guy riding a pink motorcycle?

難怪你都交不到女朋友 No wonder you can't get a girlfriend

你是在靠北什麼？ What are you bullshitting about?

這電影是黑白的 This movie's black and white

你不說別人是看得出來嗎？ If you don't say it, no one will know

車子好像都沒在動耶 It seems like the car isn't moving

不會啦 Nah

你老闆花招那麼多 Your boss is full of tricks

有耐心一點 Have some patience

竟然是在睡覺 He's fucking sleeping

我老闆日也操夜也操 My boss gets busy all day and all night

比較虛啦 It saps his energy

來看還有什麼好看的 Let's see what else is good to watch

有喔 Here

有喔，有喔 Here

這新的耶 This is new

我想跟你的弟弟打招呼啊 I want to say hi to your little friend

光天化日耶 It's broad daylight

對啊 Yeah

妳不怕人家看到啊 You're not afraid of being seen?

怕什麼啊 Afraid of what?

玻璃那麼黑 The windows are so dark

你老闆是怎樣啊？ What's up with your boss?

聲音聽起來很沒感情 He sounds indifferent

妳今天很急喔 You're in a hurry today

人家想要嘛 I want it

摩托車還那麼多 There are so many motorcycles

哈囉 Hello

這個女的很敢喔 This girl's bold

好久不見 Long time no see

有沒有想我啊？ Did you miss me?

來 Come

姊姊親一個 Let me kiss you

這什麼聲音啊？ What's that sound?

在吸手煞車啦 Sucking the gear stick

手煞車要怎麼吸？ How do you suck a gear stick?

好吃好吃 It tastes good

好好吃喔 Tastes so good

我摸一下妹妹 Let me touch your little sister

這個女的很會唱歌喔 This girl's a good singer

麥克風拿著都捨不得放下來 Once she's got the microphone, she won't let go

妹妹都哭了 Your little sister is so wet

靠夭啊 Damn it

你靠那麼近要死喔 Don't get so damn close

快一點進來啦 Hurry up and get in

這個聲音好聽啦 That's a good sound

開好遠了 He's driving a long way

對啊 Yeah

你老闆也很厲害 Your boss is impressive

從山邊吸到海邊都不會軟 Getting blown from mountain to seaside, and he's still hard

身體有在練 He must train his body

強 He's tough

真的喔 It's true

有車開比較好把妹 It's easier to pick up chicks with a car

沒有啦，也要看開什麼車啊 Nah, it depends what car

我老闆開賓士車 My boss drives a Benz

現在聽到的這位溫柔的姑娘 The gentle lady we're hearing now

就是在田中央 was the lady in the field

一直打電話給啟文的葉女士 who kept calling Kevin before, Miss Yeh

這段影片離現在應該有一段時間了 This scene took place quite a while ago

啟文對葉女士的感情 Kevin's feelings for Miss Yeh

也已經漸漸變淡 have already faded

但我完全可以理解啟文 But I can understand Kevin

一個大男人 When a grown man

遇到葉女士這種有技術又積極的女性 meets a woman of skill and assertiveness like Miss Yeh

再怎麼沒感情 no matter how devoid of feeling

也阻擋不住老二的衝動 he can't stop his prick from getting excited

用聽的也會勃起耶 Just from listening, you get hard

還會口渴 and thirsty

再來看有什麼好看的 What else is there to see?

幹，真的有夠精彩 That was real incredible

靠北 Goddamn

這看過了 I've seen this already

看舊的就好了 Let's just watch an old one

欸，對了 Man

你老闆回來了沒？ Is your boss back yet?

還沒回來啦 Not yet

那不就沒戲可唱 Well, it's hopeless then

欣蒂的 Let's watch Cindy

還記得欣蒂喔 You remember Cindy?

好啦，多少看一下 All right, let's watch a little

你的欣蒂來了 Your Cindy's here

妳幾年級？ What grade are you in?

來，師父這邊 Master, over here

這邊請 This way, please

來 Here

上人 Master

大佛不僅法相莊嚴，明鏡琉璃 Buddha is not only an image of virtue, but also a reflective mirror

讓人有一種見佛如面佛的心境 So that seeing Buddha's face is alike to chanting his name

就好像瞻仰最尊敬的本師 Just as gazing at one's most respected master

讓人心無妄念 clears the mind of wild thoughts

生起清淨心 and brings forth a peaceful heart

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

這佛確實很漂亮 This Buddha really is beautiful

法相看起來很莊嚴 It looks like the image of virtue

看到這尊佛 When I see this Buddha

佛光普照 as Buddha's teachings illuminate

看得心情就這樣靜下來 all my mind is calmed down

真好 It's great

很漂亮 Very beautiful

不過我覺得怪怪的是 But one thing I find strange

這眉毛好像不對稱 those eyebrows don't seem to line up

這臉頰喔 Those cheeks

這個肉好像 they seem

不知道是右邊還左邊有稍微歪了一點 I don't know if it's the right or left, a bit crooked

還有這眼睛閉起來 And those closed eyes

是在想事情還是在打瞌睡 is he thinking, or dozing off?

最重要的是 Most importantly

祂的下巴一定要抬起來 he's got to raise his chin up

有精神 You need vigor

才可以普渡眾生 to liberate all sentient beings

不過祂現在看起來 But right now he looks like

好像垂頭喪氣 he's super depressed

這樣好嗎？ Is that okay?

阿彌陀佛，阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

多謝師姐的提點 Thank you for your suggestions, Sister

做得很漂亮，做得很漂亮 Beautiful work, beautiful work

葛洛伯的藝術創作是全球聞名 Global's artwork is world-famous

這一次我也是花了好大的力氣 I put in a lot of effort this time

才請啟文兄接下這個工作 to convince Brother Kevin to take this job

我想也只有啟文兄的才華 I think only Brother Kevin's talent

才能表現出大佛山與眾不同的氣度 could express the unique aura of Mt. Foshan

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

啟文師兄那個是藝術啦 What Brother Kevin has made is art

那我們現在說大佛 When we say Buddha is

是在談那尊嚴 speaking of dignity

是在談吉祥 of fortune

是在談殊勝 of excellence

就是看祂整體的感覺啦 it's by judging the look of his entire body

如果說我們大佛真的是藝術品的話 If we consider our Buddha a work of art

那我們就把祂拿到美術館就好了啊 對不對？ then we might as well put him in a museum, Right?

阿彌陀佛，阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

不好意思 Sorry

師姐 Sister

妳會不會有人說妳胖？ Does anyone call you fat?

如果有人這樣說的話 Whether anyone calls you that

我是不會覺得妳胖 I don't think you're fat

這個胖跟瘦 Fatness and thinness

也是一個主觀的問題 are subjective things

就像法相莊嚴不莊嚴 Just like whether Buddha's image is virtuous or not

也是非常主觀的 is very subjective

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

陳委員 Congressman Chen

我們現在是在談法相的莊嚴 We're talking about the image's virtue right now

不好意思，我姓高 Sorry, my name's Gao

秘書長姓陳 Chen is the chief secretary

我不管你是陳委員還是高委員 I don't care if you're Congressman Chen or Gao

就像說 Just like

我不會拿你跟旁邊這位小姐的話題來講 I wouldn't care to talk about your relations with this lady

我也不會拿去討論 I wouldn't discuss it with others

我不知道你們的關係是什麼啦 I don't know your relationship

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

沒有啦，師姐如果真的這樣想的話 No, if Sister really feels that way

我們就請啟文兄把佛頭鋸開 then we'll ask Brother Kevin to saw the Buddha's head off

我們再調整 Then we can fix it

好不好？ All right?

也請師姐到時候來監工 We'll have Sister supervise the work

我們一起努力把事情做到最好 We'll work together to get the best result

上人 Master

各位師兄師姐 Brothers and Sisters

阿彌陀佛，阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

我跟各位報告一下 I want to tell everyone

我在製作大佛的時候 while I was constructing the Buddha

我都是抱著一顆感恩心 I had a heart full of gratitude

不管是從3D放樣 From making the 3D model

然後到後來製作的時候 to the construction itself

我都有用雷射水平儀去給它射 I always used a laser inclinometer to keep it level

所以那個對稱不對稱這個東西 This idea of symmetry or asymmetry

歪歪什麼 crookedness

絕對不可能 it's impossible

我想師姐的提點是對的啦 I think Sister has a valid point

我們就把佛頭鋸開 Let's saw off Buddha's head

重新製作 and start anew

那護國法會的事 As for the Dharma Assembly

我們就延到明年再來好好辦 we can postpone it to next year to do it properly

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

上人 Master

大佛的事 The Buddha issue

是不是就此圓滿？ Is it satisfactory now?

專業的工作就交給專家處理 Leave the professional work to the professionals

我們把精力放在大佛山佛陀園區 Let's put our energy into the next development

後續的事務上 for Mt. Foshan Park

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

阿彌陀佛 Amitabha Buddha

說來真奇怪 It's strange

就在阿彌陀佛之後 After that "Amitabha Buddha"

整個工廠氣氛和士氣都不一樣 the whole factory's mood and morale changed

大家都突然動了起來 Everyone suddenly became lively

本來坐著的 Those who were sitting

都站起來 are now standing

本來站著的 Those who were standing

也都爬上去 are now climbing

大家拚命的程度 Everyone's trying

就和啟文一樣 just as hard as Kevin

把明天的氣力 even borrowing their strength from tomorrow

今天就把它花光光 to be used up today

慢慢這支片已經走到中段 We've finally reached the middle of the movie

我在此要講一件事情 I want to mention an event here

肚財平常時很少來這個地方撿回收 Belly Button doesn't usually come here to collect recyclables

但今天不知為何卻跑來這 But for some reason he came today

就像是命中的牽引 as if pulled by fate

讓他遇到一位失志的人 to meet a man who's lost all will

在肚財和他相遇之後 After meeting Belly Button

他就消失在這個世間 this man will disappear from this world

肚財是他最後看到的 Belly Button is the last person he'll see

也是最後和他講話的人 and the last person who will speak to him

怎麼了嗎？ What's wrong?

像肚財這種不被社會認同 A guy like Belly Button, unacknowledged by society

很難翻身的人 and struggling to change his fortune

常常都會遇到和他一樣 often meets people like him

在生活上出狀況的人 whose own lives have met difficulty

他們都會想要幫助對方 They try to help each other out

但俗話說 But as the saying goes

當乞丐還養貓 How can a beggar keep a cat?

自身都難保 If you can't help yourself

如何保別人 how can you help others?

欸 Ah

兄弟啊 Brother

有困難嗎？ Is something wrong?

當然是有困難 Of course there is

在肚財離開那位兄弟之後 After Belly Button left this fellow

就開始下雨 it began to rain

對他們來講 From their perspectives

不論是出太陽還是下雨 whether it's rain or shine

都會有困難 there will always be problems

但他們沒辦法去想生命的困難 But they've no time to ponder life's problems

因為光是生活裡面 Because in their own lives

就有解決不完的困難 there's an endless stream of them

社會常常在講要公平正義 Society often speaks of justice

但在他們的生活之中 But in these people's lives

應該是沒有這四個字 that word surely doesn't exist

畢竟光是要捧飯碗就沒力了 Since it takes all they have to find their next meal

那還有力氣去講那些有的沒的 they have no energy to speak of such things

菜埔 Pickle

菜埔 Pickle

下雨你怎麼還跑來？ You still came when it's raining?

你老闆在嗎？ Is your boss here?

有啦 Yeah

有喔 Yeah

回來了 He's back

好好好 All right

怎麼樣？ Well?

你老闆今天怎麼這麼早回來？ Why's your boss back so early today?

喝醉了 He's drunk

被人送回來的 They sent him back

那正好 That's perfect

那天看舊的 We saw old stuff last time

今天去拿新的來看 Go fetch a new one today

不要啦 No way

沒關係啦 It's fine

不好啦 No

去啦 Go on

不要一直看人家那個 Don't keep watching people's stuff

你真是三八 You're a real dork

難道你現在會把你老闆叫醒 Don't tell me you're gonna wake your boss up

然後跟他說 and tell him

老闆 Boss

我要拿你的行車記錄器來看喔 I'm gonna peek at your dashcam

會嗎？ Are you?

不好啦 It's not right

沒關係，去啦 It's fine, go

不要啦 No way

雨下這麼大 It's raining so hard

我專程趕來的 and I came here specially for that

對不對？ Right?

沒關係啦 It's fine

現在聽到的 What we hear now

帶點美國西部牛仔氣味的音樂 with the American West cowboy flavor

是配樂林生祥 is music by Sheng-Xiang Lin

專門為我們啟文董仔所做的主題歌 made specially as a theme song for Chairman Kevin

歌名就叫〈和董仔去衝海浪〉 The name of the song is Surfing With The Chairman

他說車這樣一直開 He said the way he drives

在隧道裡面一閃一閃 through tunnels, lights flashing

那種感覺 it feels as though

就像啟文董仔 Chairman Kevin

要帶觀眾朋友 is taking the audience along

去海邊衝浪 to go surfing at the beach

但啟文董仔沒打算要去海邊 But Chairman Kevin doesn't plan to visit the beach

因為他要衝的 Because where he wants to surf

是Gucci青春的肉體 is on Gucci's young body

海浪就麻煩觀眾朋友 If you would like to surf

找時間和朋友去衝 please find time to go with friends

但是要注意安全 But remember, safety first

隧道裡面還有隧道 There's tunnels in the tunnel

其實這個地方 Actually, this place

是隧道的連通道 is the tunnel's connecting passage

經過的車子開那麼快 The cars passing by go so fast

根本沒人注意裡面有什麼 that nobody notices what's inside

就算說你在裡面脫褲子拉屎 Even if you took a shit inside

還是殺人放火 killed someone, or started a fire

別人都很難看見 it'd be hard for anyone to see

在親了 They're kissing

碰到你就變硬了 It got hard after touching you

想不想要？ You want it?

想要 I want it

想要什麼？ What do you want?

我想要你幹我 I want you to fuck me

說的這麼直接 She's so direct

喜歡幹我嗎？ You like fucking me?

喜歡 I like it

啟文就是抓住這一點 Kevin has latched onto one idea

敢做別人不敢做的 Do what others don't dare to do

敢賭別人不敢賭的 Risk what others don't dare to risk

他的人生也是這樣賭出來的 His life has been a payoff from those gambles

叫我Puta Call me Puta

什麼？ What?

叫我Puta Call me Puta

什麼叫Puta？ What's Puta?

我怎麼知道 How should I know?

Puta是我 I'm Puta

Puta Puta

Gucci是一位混血美女 Gucci is a mixed-race beauty

混了一半南美洲的血統 She's half South American

所以我很難聽出來是Buddha還是Puta so it's hard for me to tell if it's Buddha or Puta

英文的Buddha是大佛 Buddha is English

西班牙文的Puta是賤人 Puta is Spanish for 'slut'

但以現場狀況判斷 Judging from the current situation

我想應該是賤人的意思 I think she probably means 'slut'

我跟你說 Listen

這個應該是真愛 This must be true love

不然這女的怎麼可能會這樣 Otherwise why would she be like that?

整個人都給他 Giving all of herself to him

還叫成這樣 and moaning like that

我希望你射在我裡面 I want you to come in me

我要幹妳 I want to fuck you

照現場這個狀況判斷 Based on the current situation

你老闆一定沒戴保險套 there's no way your boss is wearing a condom

還是你比較聰明 You're so smart

葉女士 Miss Yeh

都幾歲了 Behave yourself

都已經當一個女士了 you're already a grown woman

葉女士是誰啊？ Who's Miss Yeh?

我老闆的老相好 My boss' old flame

你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我？ You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me?

你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我？ You want to fuck that old hag Yeh, or fuck me?

我要幹妳 I want to fuck you

那你就幹死我 Then fuck my brains out

大聲一點 Louder

那你就幹死我 Then fuck my brains out

你幹我啊 Fuck me

好爽 That's good

我最喜歡被你幹 I love when you fuck me

這女的真的很敢講 This girl is really daring

喔，超爽 Oh, so good

喂 Hello

怎麼這樣啦？ What the hell?

每次正精彩的時候電話就響 Every time it gets good, the phone rings

小聲一點 Be quiet

我老闆在家 My boss is home

一直講話 He keeps talking

囉哩八嗦 Blah blah blah

喂 Hello

沒有啦 It's nothing

翻臉了啦 She's pissed off

那個女的下車了啦 The girl got out of the car

在忙啊 I'm busy

如果是我也不要 I wouldn't stay either

前情未了 Don't leave things hanging

來，妳講 Speak

一直講都講不完 He keeps blabbering on

好啊 Okay

老地方 Our old spot

他說老地方 He said the old spot

這個 Right here

這個 Right here

我已經四十好幾了 I'm already in my late forties

黃啟文 Kevin Huang

你自己摸著良心講 Ask your own conscience

我們在一起那麼多年 We've been together so many years

哪一次你想要的時候，我沒有出現？ Has there ever been a time you wanted me

that I wasn't there?

甚至你把我當瑜伽老師一樣折來折去 I let you stretch me like a yoga guru

肚財 Belly Button

什麼是瑜伽老師啊？ What's yoga guru?

說你老闆姿勢很多啦 It means your boss does a lot of positions

我有小孩 I was pregnant

你也不讓我生 You didn't let me keep it

你要我拿掉 You wanted me to lose it

我也照做 and I did

因為我覺得 Because I thought

你跟你老婆沒有感情 there's no love between you and your wife

她在國外那麼多年了 She's been overseas so many years

總有一天你們會離婚 One day you would divorce her

你會娶我 and marry me

你老闆不簡單喔 Your boss is a remarkable guy

怎麼每個女的都在愛他？ All the women love him

對你來講根本不夠 But it wasn't enough for you

你照樣在外面搞七捻三 You kept fooling around with women

不簡單喔 Remarkable

你從來就沒有真心的對待過我 You've never treated me seriously

我老闆的老相好 My boss' old flame

看起來好像很委屈 sounds very frustrated

要分手 Want to break up?

可以 Sure

那就拿錢來補償我 Then pay my compensation

我本來想說 Before, I thought

你老闆每天都出去玩女人 your boss fooled with women every day

山珍海味 tasting exotic beauties

這個也是有感情啦 This girl's got feelings too

你老闆這樣無情啦 Nah, your boss is heartless

人家為他這樣對不對？ She fell so deeply for him

不給錢是吧 So you're not paying

好啊 Fine

那我是不是該打電話跟你老婆要？ Then should I call your wife to ask for it?

還是打電話 Or should I call

給你可愛的秘書長 your cute chief secretary

跟他要呢？ and ask him?

那秘書長你認識嗎？ You know that chief secretary?

就我老闆的秘書啊 He's my boss' secretary

黃啟文 Kevin Huang

趁我不在家 While I wasn't home

帶個老男人來滾我的床 you got nasty with some old geezer in my bed

爽不爽？ You like that?

你說嘛 Tell me

我的比較緊 is mine tighter?

還是他的老菊花比較緊 Or is his old asshole tighter?

不對 No

秘書長的聲音應該是 I bet this is how he screamed during sex

啟文 Kevin

啟文 Kevin

啟文 Kevin

什麼聲音？ What's that sound?

怪怪的 Weird

怎麼只聽到你老闆在喘？ Why do we only hear your boss panting?

怎麼沒了？ It's over?

後面一定還有的 There must be more

這個啦 This

這個還沒看過 We haven't seen this yet

這個不就你們這裡 Isn't that here?

這個我耶 That's me

別看了 Stop watching

叫你別看了 I said, stop watching

每次都要看這個 You always want to watch

這個不就是那天那一個 Wasn't she from the other day?

站在田中間 Standing in the field?

我 I'm

我先回去了 I'm heading out

肚財 Belly Button

再坐一下啦 Stay a little longer

再坐一下啦 Stay a little longer

我們要不要報警？ Should we call the cops?

你是忘記你還有老母嗎？ Did you forget your mother?

工作不要做了嗎？ You want to lose your job?

幹！ Fuck

你不知道警察跟法院都是有錢人開的嗎？ Don't you know cops and courts are run by the rich?

那一晚 That night

他們二個人非常地驚恐 the two of them sat, terrified

卻傻傻地一直坐在那 Sitting there like idiots

坐到天亮 Sitting until sunrise

天一亮 As soon as it was light

肚財和菜埔馬上跑去市區找林師兄 Belly Button and Pickle rushed downtown to find Brother Lin

師兄平時在保全公司擔任課長 Brother Lin is normally section manager at a security company

但是他有另外一個身份 But his other identity

就是擔任宮廟的乩童 is serving as the medium at a temple

神明會降駕在他身上 The gods possess his body

你現在看到的 What you see now

就是降駕的過程 is the act of possession

神明會利用扶鸞來救劫渡人 The gods use spirit writing to help the unfortunate

基本上會來問事的 Basically, of those who come with questions

一種就是有錢有勢 one type is the rich and powerful

害怕失去一切 who are afraid of losing it all

另外一種就是無錢無勢 The other type is the poor and powerless

內心需要救濟 whose hearts need relief

你現在看到的 What you see now

就是神明在寫字 is the gods' spirit writing

旁邊的桌頭 The interpreter on the side

會講出神明所寫的字 reads out what the gods are writing

寫出來就叫作鸞文 The words are called Luan

也就是神明要給信徒的啟示 They are the gods' message to believers

但今天肚財和菜埔所得到的鸞文 But today, the only Luan that Belly Button and Pickle received

神明只是叫他們要正正當當做人 was the gods telling them to be honest

孝順自己的父母 respect one's parents

做一個對國家有用的人 and be useful to one's country

肚財和菜埔 Belly Button and Pickle

越看越不知要如何是好 became more baffled, the more they saw

各位等一下看到的 What you're about to see

就是完整的鸞文 is the complete Luan

Welcome

to the Homeland Safety Religious Center

Defend home and homeland

To exercise filial piety

is self-evident

Following the solar horoscope brings safety

Courage's blessing carries you through the world

肚財每天會去土豆那撿垃圾 Belly Button visits Peanut each day to pick up trash

在聊天的過程當中 As they talked

土豆知道肚財和菜埔遇到壞東西 Peanut realized Belly Button and Pickle had met a bad spirit

需要找地方祭改 and needed to cleanse their fortunes

他第一個想到的地方 The first place he thought of

就是他大伯顧的中正廟 was his uncle's Chiang Kai-shek temple

大伯 Uncle

他們兩個遇到壞東西 These two encountered a bad spirit

想說來這邊祭改一下 and came to cleanse their fortunes

他們是沒有說什麼啦 They didn't say what it was

不過這蔣公 but Lord Chiang

應該可以幫忙 should be able to help

你們兩個喔 You two

別看這個廟空空的 This temple only appears barren

我大伯是故意什麼都不要擺 My uncle purposely doesn't decorate

走極簡風啦 to promote sheer simplicity

而且也可以表現蔣公 It also expresses Lord Chiang's

兩袖清風的人格特質 integrity, pure as driven snow

有人在拜蔣公嗎？ People pray to Lord Chiang?

靠北啊 Goddamn

豬八戒都有人拜了 Even Pigsy has worshippers

我跟你們說 Listen

這個廟 This temple

三十年前蓋好之後 after it was built 30 years ago

一直擲不到筊 kept failing at divination

沒有神明要來 No gods would come here

有一天 One day

我大伯在睡午覺的時候 When my uncle was napping

蔣公來託夢 Lord Chiang came to him in a dream

跟我大伯說 and told my uncle

我時間可以 I've got the time

我有空 I'm available

所以說 That's why

我大伯在這裡顧廟 my uncle tends the temple

不簡單啦 It's not easy

什麼叫顧廟？ What does 'tend' mean?

服侍神明 He serves the gods

服侍神明 He serves the gods

大伯 Uncle

要幫他們祭改嗎？ Want to help them cleanse their fortune?

這神喔 These gods

有時候也會挑人耶 sometimes they select certain people

幹你娘！ Motherfucker

不知道在臭屁什麼 Don't know what he's up his own ass about

顧一間破廟有什麼好跩的 What's impressive about tending a lousy-ass temple?

幹！ Fuck

聽得讓人很不爽 Makes me feel sick

黃先生，不好意思 Mr. Huang, My apologies

麻煩你跑這一趟 Sorry for making you come all this way

不要這樣講 Don't say that

請你來 I asked you here

主要是要了解葉芬如女士的事情啦 mainly to understand what happened with Miss Feng Ju Yeh

那她 So

她是發生什麼事情？ What happened to her?

她家裡面的人來報警 Her family came to file a report

說她失蹤差不多快一個禮拜了 said she'd been missing almost a week

現在連她的車子也找不到 Now even her car's missing

想說找她的一些朋友 I thought we'd ask a few of her friends

來這邊釐清一下 to come clarify the situation

那你們最後通電話是什麼時候？ When did you last speak on the phone?

好像上禮拜有打給我 I think she called me a week ago

你跟她是什麼關係？ How do you know her?

我們是朋友啊 We're friends

很好的朋友嗎？ Good friends?

應該是吧 I think so

那天電話裡面是在講什麼？ What did you talk about on the phone that day?

沒說什麼啦 Nothing much

就說一些有的沒的 Just some random stuff

有的沒的是什麼啊？ What random stuff?

就朋友之間三不五時我們會講一下電話 As friends, we'd just talk on the phone every once in a while

對了 Oh, right

她上禮拜有說要找我投資 Last week she asked me about doing some investing

說說而已 It was just talk

每次也都沒怎麼樣 It never amounts to much

你們就只有說這個嗎？ That was the only thing you talked about?

對啊 Yeah

我怎麼覺得你們說的不只有這些 Why do I feel like it wasn't the only thing?

什麼意思？ What do you mean?

我有看她的通聯紀錄 I looked at her call records

葉女士打電話給你 Miss Yeh called you

打了上百通 over one hundred times

有嗎？ Did she?

有沒有你自己最清楚啊 You should know better than anyone

你不能因為她有打電話給我 You can't say because she called me

你就覺得我有問題啊 that I'm the one who has a problem

黃先生 Mr. Huang

我又沒有說你有問題 I never said you have a problem

一個女的打電話給一個男的打了上百通 A woman dials a man's phone over 100 times

是什麼事情找你找得這麼著急？ what could possibly be so urgent?

打了上百通都在講投資的事情嗎？ Did she call 100 times to talk about investing?

我都跟你說了 I told you already

她打電話要問我投資的事情 She called me to ask about investments

我們又講了一些其他無關緊要的事情 We also talked about some unimportant trivial things

那就這樣而已 That was all

我都坦白跟你講了 I've been honest with you

現在是怎樣？ What now?

現在是找我們啟文董事長 來這邊是什麼意思啊？ Why are we bringing Chairman Kevin here now?

副議長，不好意思 Deputy speaker, Sorry

我來跟你報告一下好不好？ Let me inform you of the situation

我跟你說我們啟文董事長 在地方上是有頭有臉的人 Our Chairman Kevin is an important figure in society

做那麼多善事 He's done so many good deeds

菩薩心腸的人 He has the heart of a Buddha

你把他帶來這裡糟蹋 You insult him by bringing him here

不好意思 I'm sorry

現在是怎樣？ What now?

順仔 Shun

你找黃董來是要幹什麼？ What the hell did you bring the chairman here for?

我請黃董來這裡了解一下葉女士的事情 I invited Chairman Huang here to clarify Miss Yeh's situation

只差沒有泡茶請他喝而已 I'm practically treating him to a cup of tea

應該沒事啦 It's fine

我們的啟文董事長在社會上出錢出力 Our Chairman Kevin contributes money and energy to society

你看看 You see

沒讀書的人 if you're uneducated

他就拿錢給人去讀書 he'll give you money to get educated

出殯沒棺材的人 If you've got a funeral but no coffin

他就買棺材給他 he'll buy you a coffin

你這樣糟蹋他 You're insulting him

他是說得到就做得到的人 He's a man who, if he says it, he'll do it

這樣的大善人 That's what a good person he is

你這樣糟蹋他 You're insulting him

順仔 Shun

黃董應該沒事了吧？ Is chairman fine now?

沒事了啦 It's fine

要走可以走了 You can go if you want

要怎樣隨你便 Do what the hell you want

不然你是在說什麼東西啊 Then what the hell were you talking about?

他不是這個意思啦 He didn't mean it like that

我跟你說 Listen

我在對你講話 I'm talking to you

你在回答分局長 and you keep replying to the deputy commissioner

你是什麼意思？ What are you trying to say?

我跟你說 Listen

你如果像這樣在社會上打滾 if you fucked around like this out in society

你墳墓上的草已經長這麼高了 the grass on your grave would already be this high

不好意思 Sorry

你有分寸一點 Show a little respect

順仔 Shun

黃董應該可以離開了吧？ Chairman can leave now, right?

要怎樣隨你便 Do what the hell you want

我說過了 Like I said

你是什麼意思？ What are you trying to say?

沒啦，他不是這個意思 Nah, he didn't mean it like that

無法無天 Unbelievable

這是什麼態度啊？ What kind of attitude is that?

不好意思，沒事 Sorry, no offense

所以現在可以走了嗎？ So can we go now?

可以，謝謝謝謝 Yes, thank you

有分寸一點，我告訴你 Show some respect, I'm telling you

要搞清楚社會規則 Learn how to live in a society

不好意思 Sorry

幹你娘勒！ Motherfucker

你喔 You

下禮拜準備去議會罰站 get ready to be grilled at next week's council meeting

好好好好 Okay

幹你娘！ Motherfucker

無法無天 Unbelievable

副議長慢走慢走 Have a nice day, deputy speaker

幹你娘勒！ Motherfucker

你坐啊 Sit down

坐啊 Sit

你來我這裡多久了？ How long have you worked for me?

十年了 Ten years

你來我這裡之前你是在做什麼的？ What did you do before you came here?

四處打零工 Temp jobs, here and there

我給你的薪水夠用嗎？ Do I give enough salary?

夠用 It's enough

這間我也很多年沒走進來了 I haven't been in this room for years

天花板漏水漏成這樣 The ceiling's leaking badly

你怎麼沒跟我說？ Why didn't you tell me?

冷氣會冷嗎？ Is the A/C cool enough?

很久沒開了 Haven't used it in a while

講坦白一點 To be honest

我是覺得你在這裡也是整天閒著 沒什麼工作可做 I feel like you've been lazing around without much work

有時候你上班的時候 Sometimes when you're at work

你在睡覺 you sleep

我也不好意思打擾你 and I don't want to disturb you

有時候你那個撿垃圾的朋友 常常來找你聊天 Your trash-picking friend often comes here to chat

我也沒說什麼 but I didn't complain

菜埔 Pickle

你覺得我會很笨嗎？ Do I look like an idiot?

不會 No

你在這邊搞什麼鬼 You think any shit you're up to here

我會不知道嗎？ I won't know about it?

我的個性你應該很了解 You should know my personality

我是覺得這樣 This is what I think

我們人跟人之間往來 When dealing with human relations

沒事就沒事 if we're good, then we're good

如果有事的時候就要彼此體諒 if we're not good, we need mutual understanding

你有看過我這樣嗎？ Have you seen me like this before?

你真的沒有看過我這樣 You've really never seen me like this?

那你現在點頭的意思是 By nodding your head, do you mean

是你看過 you have

還是你真的沒看過 or you haven't seen me like this?

這頂假髮我真的戴了好幾年了 I've worn this wig many years

戴到我自己有時候都覺得 I've worn it so long, I sometimes feel as if

這才是我真髮 it's my real hair

我現在如果一天沒戴 Now if I don't wear it for one day

我整個人就覺得很不安 I feel uneasy all over

你媽媽最近好嗎？ How's your mother been lately?

最近身體不太好 Her health hasn't been great lately

家裡如果有什麼事情你要講喔 If there's a problem at home, you have to tell me

我是覺得人 I believe what humans want most

最重要的就是要平安 is peace and safety

那一晚啟文走了之後 That night, after Kevin left

肚財就來找菜埔 Belly Button came looking for Pickle

但是肚財一直站在門外不敢進去 But Belly Button kept standing outside, not daring to enter

菜埔也只好在外面陪他 Pickle had no choice but to accompany him

在陰暗的黑夜 In the gloomy black night

淋著毛毛雨 under a light drizzle

二個人靜靜地站在那 the two stood there quietly

菜埔看著肚財留戀著眼前的景色 Pickle watched Belly Button stare wistfully at the scenery

眼中透露出淡淡的不捨 his eyes filled with a faint longing

他想要安慰肚財 He wanted to comfort Belly Button

卻一句話都講不出來 but couldn't find a single word

肚財後來也去找釋迦 Belly Button also visited Sugar Apple afterwards

但這一切都發生在夢中 But that all happened in a dream

釋迦醒來後來就一直睡不著 After Sugar Apple awoke, he couldn't sleep again

跑去隔壁的游泳池洗澡 and went to a nearby swimming pool to bathe

釋迦洗澡的地方都不一定 Sugar Apple's bathing spot isn't fixed

有時是在游泳池 Sometimes it's a swimming pool

有時會去附近的廁所 Sometimes it's a lavatory

今晚天上打雷閃電 Tonight there's thunder and lightning

但釋迦好像也沒在怕 but Sugar Apple doesn't seem scared at all

他今天有一點點不一樣 He feels slightly different today

心裡感覺到肚財應該是出事情了 He has the feeling that Belly Button's gotten into trouble

木板破洞的那個字是「面」 That word on the sign with holes in it, is 'Visits'

全部合起是「面會菜」 All together, it reads 'Meal Visits'

那是專門提供監獄犯人的家屬 They're specially ordered by prisoners' families

因為太遠或沒空去探視 Because if they're too far or busy to visit

就可以寄錢請店家 they can ask the foodservice

幫忙送一些料理進去裡面 to send a meal in their name

肚財以前被關過 Belly Button's been in jail before

在他阿嬤過世之後 After his granny passed away

無父無母的肚財 the orphaned Belly Button

就沒辦法再吃到面會菜 could no longer eat meal visits

但阿姨還是三不五時 會送一些飯菜給肚財 But auntie still gave food once in a while

將他當成自己的兒子 treating him like their own son

除了面會菜 Besides meal visits

阿姨和她丈夫也會種些蔥做補貼 auntie and her husband also grew scallions

人力不足時 When there weren't enough hands

就叫嫁出去的女兒回來幫忙 they'd ask their married daughter to come home and help out

來，阿財 Here, Button

阿姨這邊有一些青菜 Auntie just happened to have

今天剛好有 some vegetables today

那麼好 So nice

有人叫會客菜 Somebody ordered a meal

剩了一支雞腿 and left over a chicken leg

給你吃 I'll give it to you

吃飽一點 Eat plenty

我想說今天怎麼這麼好有雞腿 I wondered why there's even chicken today

肚財出獄之後都會來這幫忙 After getting out of prison Belly Button would come over to help

阿姨也會幫他準備一些飯菜 Auntie would also prepare meals for him

但今天卻有點特別 But today was particularly special

阿姨不只炒一盤菜給他 Auntie not only fried vegetables for him

還幫他多準備了一支雞腿 she also prepared a chicken leg

沒人知道肚財吃的不多 Nobody knew that Belly Button didn't eat much

除了晚上 Other than at night

去超商拿人家丟出來 冰冰的過期食品當作宵夜 when he would snack on cold expired foods tossed from the supermarket

白天就只吃一餐 during the day, he only ate one meal

但現在吃的這一餐 But the meal he's eating now

是肚財今天的最後一餐 is Belly Button's last meal of the day

也是他人生的最後一餐 and also the last meal of his life

隔天的早晨 The following morning

肚財在圳溝裡被發現 Belly Button was found in a drainage ditch

警方在他身上驗出很高酒精值 The police found high blood alcohol in his body

表示他應該是喝酒醉出車禍的 meaning he was probably drunk and got in a car accident

但我們聽到的 But we usually hear about

大部分都是喝酒醉撞死人 drunk drivers killing people

肚財應該是中華民國在台灣 Belly Button could be one of Taiwan's very few cases

少數喝醉酒被撞死的 of a drunk killed by a driver

而且村子的人都知道 Everyone in the village also knows

肚財是不喝酒的 that Belly Button doesn't drink

就算說他要喝 Even if he wanted to drink

也沒錢喝到不省人事 he couldn't afford enough to get drunk

釋迦離開現場之後 After Sugar Apple left the scene

整個早上都在騎腳踏車 he biked around the entire morning

但卻不知要騎去那裡 not knowing where he was biking to

只好一直逛一直逛 only that he had to keep going and going

他的心糾結在一起 His heart was tangled in knots

腦海不斷出現的 Appearing over and over in his mind

是肚財的身影 was the figure of Belly Button

最後他逛回到他的海濱別墅 Finally he returned to his seaside villa

我想他應該是慢慢理解 I think he was slowly realizing

肚財現在死了並沒什麼不好 Belly Button dying wasn't so bad

起碼在他死的時候 At least when he died

在地上還能畫出一個人形 they drew the figure of a man

像他這種孤獨的流浪兒 For a lonely drifter like him

應該是死了很久之後才會被人發現 if he died, no one would realize it for a long time

那個時候屍體都爛光了 By then, his corpse would've already decomposed

只能勉強在地上畫出屍水的圓形 At best, they could only draw a round puddle

肚財的死應該沒那麼簡單 Belly Button's death couldn't have been that simple

菜埔心驚膽顫的 Pickle, his blood running cold

突然想起那晚 suddenly remembered that night

啟文跟他講的那句話 when Kevin said to him

人最重要的就是要平安 What humans want most is peace and safety

菜埔越想越不對 Pickle felt that something was wrong

擔心自己如果出事情 and worried, if anything happened to him

他老母怎麼辦？ who would take care of his mother

他想到的 The only person he could think of

就只剩那個從年輕就很會說謊 was a lifelong liar

對家庭無責任感的小叔 with no sense of family responsibility his youngest uncle

小叔 Uncle

這兩條菜瓜給你煮 These two sponge gourds are for you

不用啦 No need

種這麼辛苦 You went to the trouble of growing them

自己拿去賣 you should sell them yourself

這自己種的啦 I grew these myself

給你煮啦 for you to cook

要給我喔 You're giving them to me?

對啦，給你煮啦 Yeah, you can cook them

好啦 All right

你只拿兩條而已喔 You only brought two?

小叔 Uncle

我老母 My mother...

你老母我知道 I know your mother

你老母我知道 I know your mother

你最近有看到什麼髒東西嗎？ Did you see something nasty recently?

你這個不解決不行 You have to get this taken care of

你這個眼鏡幾度？ How strong are your glasses?

四百 Four hundred

是嗎？，一邊二百，一邊三百 Oh yeah? One side's two hundred, one side's three hundred

這樣五百 That's five hundred

這樣對身體不好 That's bad for your health

換一支 Swap a pair

這樣就對了 That's better

換一支戴戴看？ Swap it and take a look

眼鏡就是要戴的清清楚楚 With glasses, your sight should be crystal clear

有清楚嗎？ Is it clear?

很模糊 It's blurry

很模糊喔 It's blurry?

這支不合 This one's not right

我換一支給你看看 Let me swap another pair for you

這支你試試看 Try this pair

小叔 Uncle

我要說我媽媽 It's about my mother...

我知道，你媽媽我知道 I know about your mother

你媽媽去買菜我有遇到 When your mother went food shopping, I met her

這支這樣有清楚嗎？ This pair, is it clear?

有啦 Yeah

對啦，戴眼鏡就是要帶兩支 Oh, right. You need to wear two pairs of glasses

好天氣一支 One for good weather

壞天氣一支 one for bad weather

天氣晴朗的時候戴這支 When the weather's clear, wear this pair

小叔我是說我媽媽 About my mother...

你媽媽我就知道 I know about your mother

身體不好 Her health isn't well

我知道，你媽媽我就知道 I know about your mother

在診所我有碰到啦 I met her at the health center

我知道啦 I know already

這支你戴戴看？ Try this pair on

好天氣戴這支 Wear this pair in good weather

有效嗎？ Do they work?

有啦 Yeah

有吧 Yeah?

啊我媽媽 Ah, my mother

你媽媽我知道啦 I know about your mother

二支這樣五百 Two pairs is five hundred

小叔 Uncle

我口袋裡好像沒那麼多錢 I don't think I have enough money on me

有多少？你有多少？ How much, how much do you have?

只有三百而已 Only three hundred

全部才這樣而已 That's all

對啊 Yeah

這支不要 Get rid of this pair

那支你戴戴看？ Try that pair on

這樣這支算你三百就好 This pair's just three hundred for you then

我媽媽八十幾歲了 My mother's over eighty years old

你媽媽我知道啦，我知道啦 I know about your mother, I know

你不要常常說你媽媽啦 Don't just talk about your mother

菜埔從頭到尾都沒機會說話 From start to finish, Pickle didn't have a chance to talk

反而付了三百元 He even paid NT300

買了這副眼鏡 to buy this pair of glasses

問題那副就是他原來的眼鏡 The problem is, it was his original pair

菜埔對小叔的行為也沒怎麼抱怨 Pickle didn't complain about his uncle's behavior

只是連唯一可以拜託的小叔 都這樣對待他 But treated this way by the only man he could ask

他的內心感覺很希微 he felt his hopes inside fading

命運很會捉弄人 Destiny has a way of teasing people

那天下午 That afternoon

啟文叫菜埔帶鹹菜嬸去醫院檢查 Kevin asked Pickle to take Mother Pickle to the hospital for a check-up

住院的事情，他也都安排好了 He even arranged for a hospital stay

但檢查了半天 But after a long examination

也沒檢查出什麼病因 they didn't find any cause

最後還是住院吊了點滴 so she just stayed overnight and received IV support

啟文為菜埔做了這些事 Pickle felt very alarmed

讓他心裡感到很驚慌 that Kevin was doing this for him

他不知道啟文的用意是什麼 He didn't know what Kevin's intentions were

只感覺到胸中悶了一口氣 He just felt like air was trapped in his chest

一直找不到出口 that couldn't find an exit

那幾天出了大太陽 The sun was strong for those few days

心神不寧的菜埔 Pickle, feeling ill at ease

決定要好好處理屋頂漏水的問題 decided to take care of the leaking roof

他去副議長的服務處 He went to the deputy speaker's service office

領了一件選舉過後沒用的廣告帆布 and found a discarded election banner

帆布上面是副議長劉三城 Displayed on the banner was Bill Small

一張票一世情 "One vote, one devotion"

為民服務的表情 with a face promising civil duty

我想副議長不但重情重義重粉味 The deputy speaker held passion for justice and gorgeous women

為民擋風擋雨也跑第一 and was first in line to protect citizens from harm

帆布拉好之後 After spreading the banner

菜埔一個人坐在屋頂 Pickle sat alone on the rooftop

他心裡慢慢做了一個決定 and slowly came to a decision

決定要去肚財他家看一看 to take a look at Belly Button's house

從來沒人進去過肚財家 Nobody had ever gone into Belly Button's house

連釋迦也只能坐在外面和肚財吃便當 Even Sugar Apple sat outside when eating with Belly Button

菜埔應該是第一個進入肚財家的人 Pickle must've been the first to step inside Belly Button's house

而且還沒有經過肚財的同意 and without Belly Button's permission either

坐在肚財的飛碟裡面 Sitting in Belly Button's UFO house

菜埔在想那個平常只能欺負他的人 Pickle wondered, this guy who always used to bully him

現在跑去哪裡了？ where was he now?

看著床鋪的周圍 Looking around the bed

全部都是肚財夾回來的娃娃 it was all dolls that Belly Button had caught

和雜誌剪下來的美女 and models cut out from magazines

菜埔現在才發現 Pickle only realized then

他對肚財竟然這麼陌生 how little he really knew about Belly Button

我想雖然現在是太空時代 I think that even though we live in a space age

人類早就可以坐太空船去月球 and mankind could long ago ride ships to the moon

但永遠無法探索別人內心的宇宙 we'll never be able to explore the universe of others' hearts

那一天 That day

台灣南部有二件大事情 there were two big events in southern Taiwan

一件是護國法會 One was the Dharma Assembly to pray for the nation

另外一件是肚財出殯 The other was Belly Button's funeral

在肚財出殯的路途上 On the way to the gravesite

明明是大太陽 the sun was shining brightly

但路面 But the road

卻無原由，積了很深的水 was flooded for no apparent reason

菜埔他們站在水邊猶豫 Pickle and the others stood hesitating on one side

肚財卻已經在水的另外一邊 But Belly Button had already reached the other side

他希望菜埔他們送到這裡就好 as if to tell Pickle that escorting him this far was enough

接下來 The next step

他想要一個人慢慢走 he would walk slowly and alone

土豆 Peanut

難道都沒有別的照片了嗎？ There were really no other photos?

你自己找啊 Find one yourself

幸好之前他被警察抓過 It's a good thing he was arrested

有上新聞 It was on the news

我才可以到網路上面截圖 so I could find screenshots online

要不然我也沒辦法 or we'd be out of luck

一張證件都沒有 Not a scrap of ID

我跟你們說 I'm telling you

有就很好了 Good thing it existed

又沒有人認識他 Nobody knew him anyway

幹你娘！ Fuck you

你說什麼鬼話？ What the hell did you say?

幹嘛？ What?

你幹嘛？ What the fuck?

幹你娘！ Fuck you

你幹嘛？ What the fuck?

幹嘛？ What?

你來啊 Come on

幹嘛？ What the fuck

要打嗎？ You wanna fight?

要打來啊 Let's fight

幹你娘！ Fuck you

幹！ Fuck

來啊，幹你娘！ Bring it on, motherfucker

幹你娘！ Fuck you