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JUNIOR:
We know what we're gonna do.
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Till the government indicts, anyway.
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Jimmy! This answers your concerns?
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I think a lot of good ground
was covered.
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JUNIOR:
Okay, I guess that's it.
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- You gotta get the tickets.
- I got them already.
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JIMMY: Fuck! The Rangers
are gonna lose anyway.
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You're right, it's him.
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He asks for a meeting to discuss
shit we covered. He's wearing a wire.
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You got my okay.
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Send a message to everybody else.
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All right.
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See you later.
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[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
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Who told me you hated
the fucking Russians?
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The pricks Junior brought to pound
my ass were Russian. I was bitter.
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Tony's goomar is Russian,
you couldn't ask for a nicer person.
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- These two are friends of hers.
- I got enough cologne on?
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Smells like Paco Rabanne
crawled up your ass and died.
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Easy for you to say.
I don't get young ones.
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You'll be glad I got you out of bed.
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Russian boo-boos, you go for some
foreplay, they'll detail your car.
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- How's the hygiene over there?
- I don't know. This is here.
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You didn't let me
put anything decent on.
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Here we are.
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Baby, how are you?
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- Is Tatiana here?
- I'll go get her.
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- You are Jimmy?
- Yeah, that's right, I'm Jimmy.
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JIMMY:
My man!
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Big tits, little feet.
A hit in any man's league.
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Have a seat.
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Punk-ass pieces of shit!
You forget I'm a captain?
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Why don't you call for help
on your radio mic, you rat!
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- Mother of God!
SILVIO: What's wrong?
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Not wearing one tonight?
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No time to put on anything decent.
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God!
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[SILENCED GUNSHOT]
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Get the piano dolly.
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MEADOW:
Come on, stop, I want to watch.
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Kiss me!
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Oh, Georgia O'Keefe.
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[NOISE]
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Was that your back gate?
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It's probably nothing, come here.
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People always say that
in these movies.
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Last thing I need is your dad
comes home, sees my Dominican ass.
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LIVIA: Settimia!
- Jesus fuck!
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I just saw my grandmother. How'd she
get here from her nursing home?
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[BED CREAKS]
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LIVIA:
Settimia!
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Cakey!
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Tell my sister to open the door!
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Grandma, it's me! Anthony, Jr.
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You've got whooping cough!
Get yourself under the vaporizer!
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Holy shit.
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JEREMY:
What do you want?
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LIVIA:
Go away!
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I will never speak...
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...another word to you
again, Settimia.
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Aunt Settimia's dead.
It's me, Meadow.
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Facia bruta!
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Grandma, it's Meadow, remember?
Come sit down.
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LIVIA:
Yes. Meadow.
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Oh, I can't stay in this house,
honey bunch.
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Not while that facia bruta's
in here.
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[DOORBELL]
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Come on, let's go see who it is.
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Evening. How are we?
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Make my sister get out of the house.
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It's 1 a.m. Why were you walking
on Mountain Avenue at this hour?
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Shut up.
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We got a complaint
from your neighbors.
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She's my grandmother.
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Hi, Grandma.
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- Hi!
- Ah, shit!
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OFFICER: You know this young man?
- Of course, he's...
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He's my grandson.
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And is this your house, dear?
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MELFI:
Where was she trying to get to?
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Schrafts.
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She's being retested.
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For Alzheimer's.
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It's been a long odyssey
with your mother.
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Oh, these last 500 years
just seemed to race by.
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Listen to me.
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It's okay.
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Let it out.
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They're transferring her
to the nursing unit.
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Which is the thing that
she dreaded and feared.
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Isn't it interesting how this
memory loss has cropped up...
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...right after you failed to be
killed in the carjacking?
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You think it was a carjacking?
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Of course not.
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But I got an idea
who was behind it, and...
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Enough said.
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You don't want to go there.
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- Maybe you don't want to go there.
- What?
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Well, let's track it.
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Around the time of the shooting,
you were having hallucinations...
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...of that Isabella figure.
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The protective, loving mother.
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Your subconscious was shouting
something at you.
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The day before the shooting...
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...you said that she kept going on
about news stories...
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...of mothers throwing their babies
out of windows.
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Why don't we put our cards
on the table!
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You think my mother tried to have me
whacked for putting her in a home?
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In your worst dreams,
a duck flies off with your penis!
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- Castration.
- My mother never went after my basket.
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No, not literally.
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Look, ordinarily a patient is helped
to make his own breakthroughs.
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But your life is in danger, so I'm
willing to put the cards on the table.
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I say what your mother has,
at the very least...
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...is "borderline
personality disorder."
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Borderline personality disorder?
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Let me read to you from
the DSM form, okay?
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Definitions of the condition.
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"A pattern of unstable
relationships.
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Affective instability."
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It means intense anxiety,
a joylessness.
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Their internal phobias are
the only things that exist.
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The real world, real people
are peripheral.
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These people have no love
or compassion.
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Borderline personalities are very good
at splitting behavior...
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...creating bitterness and conflict...
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...between others in their circle.
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You twisted fucking bitch!
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That's my mother, not some fuck
in Attica, stab you in the shower!
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Relax.
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We're through, you and I.
We're finished.
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You're lucky I don't
break your face in 50,000 pieces!
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Okay.
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Jackie's work killed him. All
that agita brought on the disease.
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His reign was peaceful.
This shooting with Tony...
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Suppose Jackie hadn't died of cancer.
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Who knows how his life
would've ended?
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Look at Angie Bompensiero. A fucking
shell since Pussy disappeared.
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Ladies! Compliments of the house.
Buccating 'matriciana.
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You want a pair of hippos
to walk out of here?
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That's imported pancetta!
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Will you hate me if I say I like it
here better than the old Vesuvio?
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A few bugs to be ironed out.
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The one in your salad
was a freak occurrence.
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My produce man, he's the most
expensive in the area.
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Insurance really came through!
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Yes, it did.
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Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom?
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It looks like Alzheimer's.
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- Oh, boy!
CARMELA: Yeah.
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I've known Mrs. S since...
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She's always been an individualist,
should we say?
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But she's a real pistol,
what a character!
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- Poor Tony.
- Yeah, he's beside himself.
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He's got a lot on his plate.
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The attempted carjacking...
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CARMELA:
Hey, well...
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I'll let you eat.
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- Enjoy!
ROSALIE: Thanks, Artie.
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Oh, my God, look who's here!
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What? You hiding back here?
Your best friend's on table 12.
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When are you gonna bury the hatchet?
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Arthur, I love Carmela like a sister.
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We just don't want this place
to become another mob hangout.
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A certain amount of that kind
of patronage creates buzz.
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Artie, that kind of buzz
we should avoid in droves.
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Shit!
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[STOMPS BUG]
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First time here?
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Gift from the Dellacrocces.
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Artie's opening promotion.
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- You will not believe the food!
- That's what I hear.
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They'd have to be doing
something special...
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...to trump you two ladies
at the spice rack.
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I was over at Carmela's
the other night, Ro.
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We had some zabaglion' that,
of course, we did make it together...
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...but everybody was raving about it!
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Please, you made it, basically.
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I wish Tony had taken me up
on my offer to talk to him...
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...about the carjacking that day.
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That makes two of us.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'd better get seated and order.
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Why don't you stay here,
take a load off!
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How's the watch, Father Phil?
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Oh, it's fantastic.
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I can set one of the dials
to the millennial countdown.
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- I haven't done it yet.
- Is that Jackie's watch?
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Yeah, it is.
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Thanks again, Ro.
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[ROSALIE CRIES]
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[BAR PATRONS LAUGH AND YELL]
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[BOTTLES CRASH]
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Mr. Soprano was kind enough
to come with us.
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TONY: You threatened to wait
till my kids got home.
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Agent Harris explained that there's
something we'd like you to hear.
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The Springsteen box set.
I already got it!
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CUBITOSO: You know Agent Grasso.
- Yeah, how you doing?
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Have a seat.
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As we both know,
there's been an attempt on your life.
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You have enemies.
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It's a safe assumption that you may
have run out your string in Jersey.
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The lovely Agent Harris and I have had
this conversation. I'll pass.
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CUBITOSO:
You haven't heard the tape.
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Play it.
I don't give a fuck what's on it!
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I understand you and Agent Grasso had
a colloquy about our shared heritage.
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Colla-who?
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You and I are not compare.
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You on the one hand,
me and Agent Grasso on the other.
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Even though our ancestors all hail
from the same sunny peninsula.
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What the fuck is your problem?
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But we do share some cultural ideas:
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Religious, culinary...
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...matriarchal.
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Maybe we can motivate you to testify.
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Get the kumquats out of your mouth
and get to the point.
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JUNIOR: Boy, Anthony must've really
gotten under your collar. Admit it.
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You're looking to crack his coglioni
for putting you in here.
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LIVIA: I don't know what
you're talking about.
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JUNIOR: Yeah, and I'm playing
shortstop for the Mets.
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LIVIA: A psychiatrist.
He's been seeing one for a while now.
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God only knows what he says.
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You wired Green Grove.
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It was my idea. Everyone else
thought it was a waste of money.
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LIVIA: My cousin Cakey, after his
lobotomy, looked exactly like my son.
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Empty, a shell. Better Cakey had died
than go on living like that.
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That's what his own mother
always used to say.
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[CUBITOSO TURNS OFF RECORDER]
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JUNIOR: What are you talking about,
meetings? Who, Livia?
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LIVIA:
All of them! Raymond. Larry.
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JUNIOR: Three of my capos
have their mothers here?
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If this is true, Livia, I mean,
I'm the boss, for Christ's sake!
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If I don't act, blood or no...
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I have to!
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[TURNS RECORDER OFF]
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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ARTIE:
Mrs. S!
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How are you?
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You remember me?
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- Arthur Bucco?
- That's right!
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Victoria's boy!
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That's right.
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00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:12,071
Yeah, you and my Johnny
used to play Little League together.
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00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,616
No! Johnny was your husband.
245
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,163
But you're right about the Little
League, that was me and Tony!
246
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:25,585
My son. That's right. Yeah.
247
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,921
Oh, gee, what's the matter with me?
248
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,301
How are you?
249
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,512
Well, how are you, Arthur?
250
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,222
Never been better.
251
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,685
It's a nice room.
252
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,188
Lots of sun!
253
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,233
Sit down.
254
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,029
How's your mother?
You call her every day?
255
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,739
Mom passed away.
256
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,324
Really?
257
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,243
When?
258
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,872
About six months ago.
259
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,375
Please, give her my regards.
260
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:10,171
Is she still on that crazy diet?
261
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,679
I brought you something.
262
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,975
From my restaurant.
I don't know if you remember Vesuvio?
263
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,103
Oh, of course I do!
264
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,897
Way back when your dad had it!
265
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,649
Good for you!
266
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,110
Yeah, I got a new restaurant.
267
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,114
Here you go.
268
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,370
- Gavadel!
- With a nice duck ragu.
269
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,872
Homemade. It's northern.
270
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,960
Oh, northern.
271
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,717
Mrs. S, what's the matter?
272
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,889
Something I said?
273
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,979
You're a good boy, Arthur.
Coming to visit me.
274
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:13,109
We go back a ways.
You made a mean PB & J.
275
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,071
After what my son did to you.
276
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,366
Oh, how can I look you in the face?
277
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,076
Tony?
278
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,370
What did he do now?
279
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,456
You don't blame him
for setting the fire?
280
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,087
Well, you're a bigger man than some.
281
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,883
Well, we should all be grateful...
282
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:40,595
...that nobody
was incinerated to death.
283
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,397
Altieri's wake is tonight.
284
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,232
CHRIS:
I phoned in a bomb scare.
285
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,359
See, now that's over the top.
286
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:06,495
Junior and Mikey took out the hit.
Start things moving.
287
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,206
Not like we didn't know.
288
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,959
- How did you find out for sure?
- No room for interpretation.
289
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,461
Minchia.
290
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,922
- I'm sorry.
- Your own uncle.
291
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,757
TONY:
Well, let's do it right.
292
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,969
Act normal, plan things out.
Make no mistakes.
293
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,723
If I'm your uncle,
I gotta finish what I started.
294
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,600
He could strike first.
295
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:31,312
And he won't use Boyz II Men
this time, he'll go with who he knows.
296
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,441
Chucky Signore. No, Mikey's now
too high up.
297
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:39,028
Chucky's gotta disappear
without setting off alarms.
298
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,989
I just passed my Coast Guard test.
299
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,203
T, anything else?
300
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,872
My ear hurts.
301
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,844
Here, one of mine.
302
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,680
It'll help you sleep.
303
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,853
What kind of person can I be,
where his own mother wants him dead?
304
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,818
The problem is not with you.
305
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:23,197
That woman is a peculiar duck.
She always has been.
306
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,032
That's not the point.
307
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,660
And she's gotten worse with age.
308
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,870
You think my mother didn't warn me?
309
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,747
Don't start with that again.
310
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:36,377
Your sisters left so young, you'd
think there were contracts on them.
311
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,379
I know.
312
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,214
But you were different.
313
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,842
You tried to make it work.
314
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,596
Two pricks with nine millimeters.
315
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,392
My self-esteem is non-existent
right now.
316
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228
I could kill her...
317
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,564
...with these two hands.
318
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,858
The next time I see her...
319
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,028
You'll play the concerned
daughter-in-law, even-keeled.
320
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,323
- For the sake of the business.
- Fuck the business.
321
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,575
And let me tell you,
dollars to doughnuts...
322
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:12,163
...this Alzheimer's thing is an act,
so she can't be called on her shit.
323
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,462
Uncle Jun and I had our problems
with the business...
324
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,214
...but I never should've razzed him
about eating pussy.
325
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,633
This whole war could've been averted.
326
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,304
Cunnilingus and psychiatry
brought us to this.
327
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:32,558
You had to see a shrink
because of the mother you had.
328
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,772
When I look at the guys now,
all I feel is humiliation.
329
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,611
I'll take care of my uncle...
330
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:49,200
...and I'll take care of Mikey P,
and I'll get some satisfaction.
331
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,161
But inside...
332
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,039
...I'll know.
333
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:15,267
TONY: Relax!
- What are you doing here?
334
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,396
Putting the Stugots
in the marina next door.
335
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,482
Look at this baby I caught
off the point here.
336
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,374
Just wait a minute!
337
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,877
Oh, no! No!
338
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:26,380
- Look, I need to talk to you!
- No!
339
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,133
TONY:
Come on!
340
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,553
I'm dialing 911...
341
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,348
...because you've given me no choice.
342
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,058
TONY:
Come on!
343
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,188
If anything happens,
they're gonna hear everything!
344
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:46,066
We'll go down to a coffee shop,
there's plenty of people around!
345
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,819
OPERATOR:
Emergency services. May I help you?
346
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,905
TONY:
Let me talk to you!
347
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:55,201
Do I have your word that I'm
in no physical danger?
348
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:58,037
I'm humbled that you
would take my word, yes.
349
00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,788
What?!
350
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,582
Yes, you got my word!
351
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:06,962
OPERATOR: Emergency services, state
the nature of your emergency. Hello?
352
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,103
Oh, God!
353
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:31,779
MELFI: I take no pleasure in the fact
that I was right about your mother.
354
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,783
Have any dreams since you heard
the FBI tapes?
355
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,451
No.
356
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,458
Some sex dreams.
357
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,547
- Involving?
- My neighbor.
358
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,924
Jean Cusamano.
359
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,176
Go on.
360
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:56,387
We're doing it doggie style...
361
00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:58,931
You know Jean.
362
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,183
That's okay, go on.
363
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,271
I'm doing her doggie style...
364
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:10,067
...and I finish, you know,
and her big ass is...
365
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,945
We don't got time for this shit!
366
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,823
It's interesting that you would
say a big ass...
367
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,658
...because Jean is quite slender.
368
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,244
We got bigger things to talk about
than Jean's ass.
369
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,456
Feelings of worthlessness sparked by
your mother's plot to have you killed?
370
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,959
One of the reasons they
tried to have me clipped...
371
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,295
...is because I'm seeing a shrink.
372
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,171
- You.
- Oh.
373
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,591
Oh.
374
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:36,385
You know that our conversation
is privileged...
375
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,179
...and I couldn't testify
against anybody.
376
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:42,808
Well, maybe they know that.
And maybe they don't.
377
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,311
Either way, they're using it
as an excuse.
378
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:49,064
You never mentioned
any of your associates by name.
379
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,735
Except for that one fellow, Booty?
380
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,361
Pussy, Pussy!
381
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:58,115
Pussy, Booty,
I don't know his last name!
382
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,909
And anything concerning
your Uncle Junior...
383
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,203
Shut the fuck up a minute!
384
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:08,042
- You're in danger.
- Get out of here! That's not fair!
385
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,711
Oogots, fair.
They don't give a shit about fair.
386
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,175
What am I supposed to do?
387
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:19,553
Leave town. Today. Right now.
388
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:23,223
I'm gonna get some guys here
until you get on a plane!
389
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,559
I can't just do that, lam it!
390
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,603
I have a life, I have patients!
391
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,313
Tell them August came early.
392
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:33,359
It doesn't work that way.
I have patients who are suicidal!
393
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,778
They won't feel any better
if you get clipped!
394
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,322
Jesus fucking Christ!
395
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,326
Look, I know, I'm sorry, okay?
396
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:46,246
I'm gonna work on this problem
and I'll take care of it...
397
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,165
...and you'll be able to come back.
398
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,250
My God!
399
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,837
People are gonna get murdered.
400
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,257
Don't worry about those distractions,
you keep your eye on the ball.
401
00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,469
- I know what you're thinking.
- You have no idea.
402
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:03,764
The cops aren't gonna help you
because you can't give them anything!
403
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,478
Don't be stupid!
Even in the short term.
404
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,980
Get the fuck out of town.
405
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,738
You've been a good doctor to me.
Thank you.
406
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,252
Artie, how's your rash?
407
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,339
[ARTIE COCKS GUN]
408
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,008
- What are you doing?
- How could you?
409
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,136
How the fuck could you?
410
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,595
You took their money?
411
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,807
Good, then do it.
412
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:48,809
I don't give a fuck anymore.
413
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,603
That restaurant was like my child.
414
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,939
So they got in your ear.
415
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,152
Three generations of Buccos
sweated over that same stove.
416
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,655
Even your mother treasures
the memory of Vesuvio.
417
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,577
My mother?
418
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:11,373
Don't say she's lying, Tone.
Because why would she?
419
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,833
What'd she tell you?
420
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,585
Don't make it worse.
421
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:20,174
Do me the respect of not treating me
like a fucking idiot piece of shit!
422
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:27,264
When you blew up the restaurant, you
made me part of a criminal conspiracy!
423
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,266
Did you ever think about that?
424
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,896
I don't know what she told you,
my mother, of all people.
425
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,484
Arson investigators gave that fire
a clean bill of health.
426
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,277
Why would I blow up
your restaurant?
427
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:44,823
To help me!
You fucking bent psycho!
428
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:49,036
You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my
business by staging a hit...
429
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,330
...and that's your solution?
430
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,666
To burn it down
for the insurance money!
431
00:29:56,961 --> 00:30:00,172
What kind of stupid,
sick, twisted logic?
432
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,926
All right. Ask yourself a question.
433
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,053
Am I that fucking stupid?
434
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,350
Am I that fucking stupid, really?
435
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,189
My mother...
436
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:22,194
...God bless her,
is going senile, Artie.
437
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,196
You saw her.
438
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,074
I love my new place so much.
439
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,036
And this ruins everything!
440
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:39,002
I swear to God,
I didn't touch your place, Artie.
441
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,922
My mother was confused.
442
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,843
Look me in the eye.
443
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:50,639
Tell me you didn't lay a finger
on my place!
444
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,435
I didn't burn down your restaurant.
445
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,605
I swear on my mother.
446
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,576
Take it easy!
447
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,037
What the fuck are you doing?
448
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,551
TONY:
Come on, look out!
449
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:37,311
TONY: It's good we can get together
for our Sunday dinner.
450
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,688
Or somebody's nose
could get out of joint.
451
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:43,817
Joint!
452
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:49,031
CARMELA:
You gotta admit it, Ma.
453
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,284
It's nice that they
let you out for family occasions.
454
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,411
I don't have to admit anything.
455
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,872
- I gotta leave in 10 minutes.
- Meadow!
456
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,999
I have to study with Hunter.
457
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,500
Is this pork cooked?
458
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,002
TONY:
The kids are growing up.
459
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,923
Gonna be out of the house soon.
Even goo-gootz over there.
460
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,634
You believe she'll be studying,
I got a bridge to sell.
461
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:12,179
LIVIA: You know, I read that last week
in the paper...
462
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:14,723
...about this family
in Saint Louis Obispo.
463
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:16,725
In California.
464
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,354
That whole family died of trichinosis.
465
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,606
That's uncooked pork.
466
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,026
That was last year, that same family.
467
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,279
Listen to him. He knows everything.
468
00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:38,205
TONY: Uncle Jun, did you
hear from your lawyer?
469
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,540
Hey, on and on it goes.
470
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,877
Ma, don't you agree they should not
talk business at the table?
471
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,046
What's going on in your world?
472
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,714
Such as?
473
00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:49,549
The state of the union.
474
00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,388
So I hear Artie Bucco came to see you.
475
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,765
Who is Artie?
476
00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,434
[HUMS]
477
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:01,895
Anthony.
478
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,523
Friend of mine
from elementary school.
479
00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:08,902
He owns a restaurant.
They had a little fire in it.
480
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,738
Came to see me? Where?
481
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:14,700
Where are we talking about?
Here?
482
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,298
ARTIE:
I've lost faith in everything.
483
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,760
FATHER PHIL: You moved away
from God quite some time ago though.
484
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:37,723
Is it fair to say
it's not just this recent crisis?
485
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,558
ARTIE:
Yeah. Back in high school.
486
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,270
Maybe before.
487
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:48,316
I bring the kids here on holidays,
but my mind wanders.
488
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:53,780
I just stare at the stained glass.
People's hats.
489
00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,868
I'm full of rage, Father.
490
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,412
Murderous, whatever...
491
00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:02,164
Urges.
492
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,420
I don't just hate this man,
I hate all men.
493
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,549
I hate life!
494
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,968
Have you talked with your wife?
495
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,511
I can't.
496
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,971
Why?
497
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,515
Oh, what it would do to her.
498
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,101
She's been through so much.
499
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,729
Charmaine's a strong woman.
500
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:29,733
She's gonna find out
in the course of the investigation.
501
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,652
I...
502
00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,364
I didn't go to the insurance company.
503
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,824
Why not?
504
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:43,163
Well, legally... What if I'm wrong?
I could be hit with a defamation suit.
505
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:47,417
Arthur, you know what your heart
is telling you.
506
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,588
The reason you haven't
told Charmaine...
507
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:55,592
...is because you know she'll insist
you go to the police immediately.
508
00:34:56,177 --> 00:35:00,180
And this'll jeopardize
your restaurant, everything.
509
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,517
But you must be strong.
510
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:11,358
All due respect, Father,
you're getting off the subject.
511
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,031
CHRIS:
Sorry I'm fucking late.
512
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,160
TONY:
Okay.
513
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,412
I need to tell you something.
514
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:29,709
And I want you should hear from me,
not from some asshole on the street.
515
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:39,636
About four or five months ago
I started seeing a psychiatrist.
516
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:45,225
You know, I was passing out
and they couldn't find nothing.
517
00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:48,770
She's been helping me with that.
518
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,739
Okay, give it to me.
Give it to my face, come on!
519
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:09,583
Well, I'm sure you did it
with complete discretion.
520
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:16,131
And speaking for Pussy, if he's
still alive, I'm sure he would agree.
521
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:19,759
Business was not discussed,
no names were mentioned.
522
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,473
Junior knows.
523
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:28,476
He's decided to use it against me.
524
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,279
Ask now, because we're not
discussing this again.
525
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,701
It's not the worst thing I ever heard.
526
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:49,080
I was seeing a therapist myself
about a year ago.
527
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,129
I had some issues. Enough said.
528
00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:58,423
I learned some coping skills.
529
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,221
Look, this thing of ours,
the way it's going...
530
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,183
...be better if we could
admit to each other...
531
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,854
...these are painful, stressful times.
532
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,359
But it'll never fucking happen.
533
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,739
What about you?
You got a problem with this?
534
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,248
What is it?
Like, marriage counseling?
535
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,753
Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah.
536
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,228
FATHER PHIL: The Contra commandant
was trying to scare us priests.
537
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,106
That's so dangerous down there.
538
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,529
FATHER PHIL:
It's the de cecco.
539
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:06,908
ROSALIE:
The fresh basil really adds to it.
540
00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:12,163
- Father, you got a little...
- Thanks.
541
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,834
FATHER PHIL: You want a little bit?
- No, please, I have so much at home.
542
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,378
FATHER PHIL:
So how are the twins, Rosalie?
543
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:37,188
CHARMAINE: You should say, "Would
you like a cocktail or see the wine list?"
544
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,191
ADRIANA: Yeah, sure.
I'll do it however you like.
545
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,611
My other job, the waiters
do the cocktail solicitation...
546
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,197
...but if you want,
I'll do it as I seat them.
547
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,867
- Good. Great, thanks.
- All right.
548
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,623
She catches on fast, that one.
Very conscientious.
549
00:38:55,916 --> 00:39:00,503
She's working two jobs to become
a music manager, whatever that is.
550
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,050
Everything is going so good.
551
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,638
The new exterminators, I got faith.
552
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:14,309
The owner is Portuguese.
They're sticklers.
553
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:18,605
I feel so wonderful,
we're up and running again.
554
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,274
Oh, you said you had
something to tell me.
555
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,364
I like the bar stools.
556
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,659
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
557
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,456
Good morning, everybody!
558
00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:38,792
MEADOW:
You're in a good mood today, Dad.
559
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,970
And if Chucky calls,
you get me on the cell phone.
560
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,640
Ho! You hear me?
561
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:57,435
Yeah, okay.
I think that I heard you already.
562
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,896
Go take a Midol.
563
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,405
[COUGHS]
564
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,504
[DOG BARKS]
565
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:28,633
WOMAN:
Nipps! Nipps! Bad boy!
566
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,554
[GUNSHOT]
567
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,186
[GUNSHOT]
568
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,770
PAULIE:
You prick!
569
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,774
[GUNSHOT]
570
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,071
Motherfucker!
571
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:42,123
Son of a bitch!
Oh, come on, please!
572
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,918
Please, come on! Come on!
573
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,088
Oh, come on! Oh, please. Please!
574
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,257
Fucking poison ivy all over!
575
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:57,096
My friend Brendan, you shot him
in his bathtub! No chance to run!
576
00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,725
No! I swear to God, it was Junior.
He hated that kid, it was him!
577
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:03,561
Yeah, right, it was Junior!
Mr. Magoo!
578
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,940
Oh, come on, please, please, please!
579
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,234
I can feel it itching me already!
580
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,455
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
581
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,181
AGENT 1: Corrado Soprano? FBI.
- Fuck!
582
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,441
AGENT 2: Are you Laurence Barese?
- What the fuck?
583
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,237
AGENT 3:
Joseph Sasso, you're under arrest.
584
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,239
FEMALE NEWSCASTER:
Junior Soprano...
585
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,992
...boss of the crime family
that bears his name...
586
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:02,245
...was indicted today
on federal racketeering charges.
587
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:06,374
TONY: Talk about timing,
he's lucky he's alive!
588
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,586
FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Along with
Laurence "Larry Boy" Barese...
589
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:12,922
...ailing alleged underboss,
Joseph "Beppy" Sasso...
590
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,217
...and 13 other reputed mob figures.
591
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,177
Oh, my God! It's Uncle Junior!
592
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:21,973
Look at the old guy,
making him do the perp walk!
593
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,183
A legitimate businessman!
594
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,978
- Dad, cut the crap.
- Go dry your hair!
595
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:30,273
These indictments are part
of an ongoing investigation...
596
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,775
...stretching back nearly four years.
597
00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:37,780
They represent the most crippling blow
to Mob activities in New Jersey...
598
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,992
...since the early 1980s.
599
00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:43,870
Uncle Junior got busted!
600
00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,705
Cool!
601
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,916
FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Not seized
today, but named in the indictments...
602
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:53,713
...was alleged Soprano enforcer and
loan sharking chief, Michael Palmice.
603
00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:58,718
Authorities believe Palmice may have
fled, acting on prior knowledge.
604
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,345
Oh, lucky him!
605
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,807
Palmice's wife denied any knowledge
of her husband's whereabouts.
606
00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:10,063
He was so happy, he was going out
to try out his new running shoes.
607
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:16,778
And he told me that he loved me,
and that he would be right back.
608
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,738
[PHONE RINGS]
609
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,076
TONY: All right, go on,
go eat somewhere else.
610
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:28,414
Hello? Counselor, thanks for
getting back to me so quick.
611
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:34,212
TONY: He says the indictment sounds
better for the Feds than it really is.
612
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,255
I wasn't named because the focus...
613
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,592
...is some calling-card scam
that Junior and Larry had...
614
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:44,430
...and this Diamante technical stock
thing that I wasn't into.
615
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,599
Thank God!
616
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,686
That prick, Altieri,
gave them reams of shit.
617
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:54,857
They got stuff on all of us,
from the surveillance at Green Grove.
618
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,401
They don't have a case.
619
00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:59,112
An ongoing investigation, the DA said.
620
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:02,198
They always say that,
to make it sound good.
621
00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,576
This is no fucking joke.
622
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:10,540
I gotta worry about the guys
that got pinched today, if they flip.
623
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:21,217
ARTIE: So you double-checked all this?
All right, good work.
624
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:27,890
Art! Hello, how are things?
625
00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:30,184
Good, Father. Busy.
626
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:31,644
You?
627
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:34,772
Like the man said,
"Rust never sleeps."
628
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:40,486
Father, I want to thank you for taking
the time to talk to me the other day.
629
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,322
Did you bring your wife into things?
630
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,616
- No.
- No?
631
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,578
Sitting there in God's house,
I realized...
632
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,622
...you can either be a "yes" person
or a "no" person.
633
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,834
A positive ion, or a negative ion.
634
00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:58,629
I'm not quite sure I get
what you're saying.
635
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,923
It's just that...
636
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,844
...this woman's always been
an odd bird, a sea of negativity.
637
00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:08,264
As a kid, we took her
ravings with a grain of salt.
638
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,850
But you also said
the son was unstable.
639
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:13,686
I was...
640
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,271
...angry.
641
00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:18,024
Complicated? Yes, he is.
642
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:21,861
A little too comfortable
outside the law? Yes, he is.
643
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:27,158
But it would only add to the quotient
of sorrow in the world to doubt him.
644
00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:32,789
When the source is a person
who rarely has a kind word for anyone.
645
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,417
You seem at peace.
646
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,211
I am, Father.
647
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,838
Thank you again, Father.
648
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:43,382
Sure. Okay, Artie.
649
00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,722
CONIGLIARO:
Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior."
650
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:52,892
I prefer "Mr. Soprano."
651
00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:56,395
Your tenure as boss was a short one.
652
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,898
Actually, it was unusual
in several ways.
653
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,234
Let me put this to you simply.
654
00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:06,155
You can avoid these charges
if you will testify that, in fact...
655
00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:09,742
...you were not the boss
of North Jersey, that in fact...
656
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:13,913
...your nephew Anthony Soprano was,
and is.
657
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:19,460
That he, de facto, controlled your
capos with the backing of New York...
658
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,630
...communicating through
their emissary, John Sacrimoni.
659
00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:28,010
We want Johnny Sack.
660
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,972
But more than him
we want Mangano and Teresi.
661
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:34,433
I want to fuck Angie Dickinson,
see who gets lucky first.
662
00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:37,186
We want you
to confirm information we have...
663
00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:41,607
...through informants and wiretap
that you were allowed to profit...
664
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:45,278
...but you were not making policy,
and were not in the loop.
665
00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:48,906
You were positioned to take the hits
and now you have.
666
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:52,785
The question is,
how long you gonna keep eating shit?
667
00:47:56,790 --> 00:48:00,293
You're 70 years old.
How many years you got left?
668
00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,012
My nephew running things?
669
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,807
Not that strunz.
670
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,976
Not in this life.
671
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,151
Hey.
672
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,486
Here, let me schlepp that.
673
00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,823
- You got any more in the car?
- Hm-mm.
674
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,826
How did you get in?
675
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:37,079
Liliana. She left early.
676
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:40,458
So, what they're saying on the TV
about the storm, huh?
677
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,169
Yeah. You want some coffee?
678
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,463
Only if you're making it.
679
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,632
Father, don't start that.
680
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:52,637
No, really. I mean it's
practically cocktail hour, anyway.
681
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,305
Glass of wine?
682
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,183
How about a Lillet? You in the mood?
683
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:03,314
Just came to see how you're
holding up with these indictments.
684
00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,358
We're hanging in.
685
00:49:07,527 --> 00:49:10,363
What we were talking about
a few months back...
686
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,865
Think these recent developments...
687
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:16,369
...have brought Tony any closer
to re-examining his life?
688
00:49:16,578 --> 00:49:18,329
Making some hard choices?
689
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,414
I told her not to use my card!
690
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:25,169
No, that's mine. One True Thing,
just out on DVD.
691
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,213
I was over at Video One anyway...
692
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:30,925
...I thought you'd want to take
your mind off these stressors.
693
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,013
You want to stay for dinner?
694
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:39,016
Something wrong, Carm?
695
00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,477
Tell me so I know
how many steaks to defrost.
696
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:42,979
Tony's not gonna make it.
697
00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:45,648
Well, if...
698
00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:49,235
As I was saying,
my real concern for Tony...
699
00:49:49,611 --> 00:49:54,031
Father, he doesn't give a flying fuck.
You know it and I know it.
700
00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:56,283
At least for the foreseeable future.
701
00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:59,078
- Even a bigger reason...
- He's a sinner.
702
00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:04,458
And you come here and eat his steaks,
and use his entertainment center.
703
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,671
- Carmela, the DVD is for you.
- Really?
704
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,966
Last week I told you
I'm not a Renée Zellweger fan!
705
00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:14,677
You did? I don't remember that.
706
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:18,639
You want to watch One True Thing,
fine. At least admit it.
707
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:24,061
I thought you liked movies.
Mea culpa!
708
00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:28,232
Oh, Jesus, I get exactly the same
"who, me?" shit with Tony.
709
00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,109
Two, I don't need!
710
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:34,655
"Has Tony thought about changing?"
Father, please.
711
00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:39,243
You do think I'm a schnorrer,
don't you? A parasite.
712
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:42,621
You denied it,
but clearly that's what you think.
713
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,874
No, you know what I think, Father?
714
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:48,836
I think you like the...
I don't know what to call it...
715
00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:53,340
...the whiff of sexuality
that never goes anyplace.
716
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,344
I have feelings for you, Carmela,
I admitted it.
717
00:50:57,637 --> 00:51:01,849
It's my job to deal with them
so I can carry on my pastoral duties.
718
00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:05,061
How does Rosalie Aprille
fit into your feelings for me?
719
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,106
Oh, so that's it.
720
00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:14,487
I appreciate everything that you've
done for me, Father Phil.
721
00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:16,989
The religious counseling...
722
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:20,409
...the book on Buddhism,
the wonderful chats.
723
00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:22,453
I am very fond of you.
724
00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,289
More than fond.
725
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,210
But I think you need
to look at yourself.
726
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,297
Call this an intervention.
727
00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:39,512
I think you have this m.o. where you
manipulate spiritually thirsty women.
728
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:43,307
And I think a lot of it is tied up
with food somehow...
729
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,435
...as well as the sexual tension game.
730
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,024
Whoa.
731
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,319
[THUNDER]
732
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:45,619
GIACULO: Mr. Soprano!
Your wife found you, good.
733
00:52:46,037 --> 00:52:47,997
What are you talking about?
734
00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:51,792
You haven't spoken? We left
a message on your home machine.
735
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,919
Your mom's had a stroke.
736
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,671
Stroke?
737
00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:59,216
The news on TV upset her,
not that it's my business.
738
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,801
Anyhow, it just happened.
739
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:04,763
The EMTs are stabilizing her
for the ride to St. Vincent's.
740
00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:07,433
TONY:
Ma...
741
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,394
I know what you did.
742
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:13,439
Your only son. Your middle child.
743
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:16,108
She can't answer,
her speech has been affected!
744
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:18,152
Yeah, my ass.
745
00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:22,698
I heard the FBI tapes, Ma.
You know what I'm talking about.
746
00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,451
George Clooney,
don't get in the middle!
747
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,370
GIACULO: Call security!
TONY: Uncle Jun's in jail now.
748
00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:31,624
I got one more little detail
to take care of.
749
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,710
I don't die that fucking easy, Ma!
750
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,630
I'll live a long life.
More than I can say for you.
751
00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,632
EMT:
All right, that's enough!
752
00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:41,300
GIACULO:
Keep her moving!
753
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,135
You try to have me whacked?!
754
00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:44,845
GIACULO:
She doesn't understand!
755
00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:49,099
She's smiling, look at her face!
She's smiling!
756
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,018
Get off me!
757
00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:54,480
Look at her face! She's got a fucking
smile on her face!
758
00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:57,024
All right, that's enough!
759
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:22,883
[MEXICAN MUSIC ON RADIO]
760
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,975
She go vacation!
761
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:39,108
[THUNDER]
762
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:59,295
MEADOW: Dad, give it up. We're not
gonna make it to Aunt Patty's.
763
00:55:02,340 --> 00:55:05,467
Dad, hello! We're not
gonna make it to Aunt Patty's.
764
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,928
Why did I buy
a goddamn off-road vehicle?
765
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,556
To waste petrochemical resources?
766
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:15,060
She's right, we can't keep driving.
I can hardly see in front of us.
767
00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:18,856
- What street are we on?
CARMELA: I think it's Walnut Parkway.
768
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,733
TONY:
I've got an idea.
769
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:31,452
TONY:
Come on, come on! Inside!
770
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:34,580
MEADOW: He better be open!
TONY: Forget the umbrella, come on!
771
00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,423
Artie, thank Christ!
772
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:46,717
We picked up the kids at school...
773
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:49,595
...we can't get home.
There's a tree across Mountain Ave.
774
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,138
Oh, Madonna!
775
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,766
We've been driving since 7,
nobody's eaten.
776
00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:58,145
I got no power, I'm closing soon
as these last people leave.
777
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,938
Let's go to Mickey D's.
778
00:56:00,148 --> 00:56:02,274
Yeah, all right, let's go.
779
00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:05,486
- Let's go.
- No!
780
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:07,946
Come on! Come on!
781
00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:10,616
We'll figure out something, come on!
782
00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:14,912
They gave me steroids too,
but it fucked me up!
783
00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:17,956
Keep away from me,
because I skeeve, all right?
784
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,625
TONY:
Hey, look at this!
785
00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:22,544
PAULIE: Hey, what are you doing,
you all right?
786
00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,213
TONY:
How you doing, pal?
787
00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:26,423
Adriana, you look beautiful.
788
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,133
How you doing?
789
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,139
How are you?
790
00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:39,019
Chiara, her brother and sister are in
the kitchen if you want to say hi.
791
00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,813
More refugees.
792
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,606
ARTIE:
The gas is still working.
793
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,442
I'm cooking by candlelight.
I can make anything...
794
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,611
Whatever you got is fine.
795
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:52,491
Jose! Cabernet, por favor.
Regeleali, right?
796
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,410
Yeah, beautiful.
797
00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:58,080
CHARMAINE:
No cigars, please.
798
00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:08,298
SYLVIO: Look at that fucking lovesick
pygmy over there.
799
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:14,304
The skip seeing a psychiatrist...
How does that sit with your ass?
800
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:19,017
I usually do sit with my ass.
Why don't you sit with yours?
801
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:21,687
Hey, Pat Cooper over here.
802
00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:26,900
Wait a minute, this bothers you?
You saw a fucking psychiatrist!
803
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,360
Not a woman!
804
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:31,697
I can't get past that.
It don't compute for me.
805
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,574
You're the one with the issues.
806
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:36,452
Woman issues.
I don't want to fucking go there.
807
00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:38,036
Let's not.
808
00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:41,915
Irregardless, I said my piece.
809
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,792
What're you getting at, Paulie?
810
00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:46,712
Nothing.
811
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:50,799
Look, he's gonna be the new boss now.
812
00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:54,970
In name, in everything.
Wish him buona fortuna.
813
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:01,602
ANTHONY: You guys got any
peanut butter back here?
814
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,576
Oh, God, Artie,
you saved our frigging lives here!
815
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:21,413
- It's beautiful, Artie, thank you!
ARTIE: Enjoy!
816
00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,418
Fuck!
817
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,504
- Hey!
- You said "frig."
818
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,759
Wait a minute.
819
00:58:35,553 --> 00:58:37,262
I'd like to propose a toast.
820
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,016
To my family.
821
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:48,065
Someday soon, you're gonna
have families of your own.
822
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,026
And if you're lucky...
823
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,946
...you'll remember
the little moments...
824
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:55,781
...like this.
825
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,162
That were good.
826
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,166
Cheers!
63300
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