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SMILING FRIENDS
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No calls today. That's unusual.
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You know, I was just reading about how the...
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Renaissance Men are coming in town.
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Oh, who are they? Who's the Renaissance Men?
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It just says here the Renaissance Men are coming in town,
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and by the looks of it, it's, like, super soon.
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- It's really soon. - Who are the Renaissance Men?
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I don't know who they are. Like the Renaissance fair?
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Dude, I'm just telling you what I'm reading here, man. That's all I know.
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I'm just reading off this thing.
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It says the Renaissance Men are coming in town really soon.
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- Like, A.S.A.P. - I just don't know what that means.
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I don't know what that is. What's that noise?
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I think it's that.
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Well, well, well. The Smiling Friends. We meet at last.
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- Hi. Who are you guys? - I am Grim, and this is Gnarly.
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We're the Frowning Friends. We just moved in yesterday. How peculiar.
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- Well, nice to meet you. - So what exactly do you guys do?
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So what do you guys even do? Shut up, man.
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- Good one, Gnarly. I love you. - And I love you, Grim.
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Let's leave these smiling fools to it.
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- That's not even a real laugh. - Don't worry.
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I'm sure The Boss will know what to do about this.
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- Excuse me, Mr. Boss. - Wait, wait, wait. One sec, one sec.
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God damn it! Okay, go. What's up?
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We wanted to bring to your attention that a new company moved in
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called the Frowning Friends, and we just wanted...
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- Frowning Friends? - Yeah.
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- Should we be worried? - No, don't fret, young Pim.
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It's just a little bit of friendly competition.
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Great. Well, then there's no time to waste, Charlie.
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Let's go out there and make people smile!
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I did not think he was gonna do that. That actually scared me a little bit.
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Anyways, I'll see you later, man.
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Why can't we just wait for jobs to come into the office, as usual?
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Come on, Charlie. Now that we've got competition,
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we can't sit around in the break room all day.
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We've got to get our hands dirty.
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I'll knock your head off and roll on it if you ever insult me again.
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- What about this guy? - Hello, sir. Why the long face?
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Oh, yeah, I'm kind of, like, friggin' pissed off, man.
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I always wanted to be something of an artist, man.
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But no one wants to listen to my friggin'...
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my shit and stuff, man. And it makes me angry, man.
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I don't mind it. You just need to keep working hard on it,
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and you'll find an audience. Practice makes perfect.
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Hey, I just remembered. You two little critters told me
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that it would be easier if I just quit making music
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and gave the freak up and stuff, man.
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No, we've never spoken to you, sir.
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Yeah, no, I've met you two, man. I friggin' met you two.
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- You're Grim, and you're Gnarly, man. - Oh, no, okay.
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All right, look, I see what's going on.
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- Those are two guys who look like us. - Yeah.
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Man, shut up, man. You're trying to trick me, man.
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Put smoke into my friggin' head and shit, man.
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Not at all, man. - I don't know what to think no more!
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- Okay, okay. Let's de-escalate. - No one's messing with your head.
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- Get out of me head! - Nobody's messing with your head.
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Hello, Mr. Man. We were wondering if you needed cheering up today.
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The shape of my head causes me constant mental anguish.
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Does it sound like I need cheering up?
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- Yeah, a little bit. - I think you, yeah.
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Didn't you two just come by and tell me
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I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape
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and shouldn't do anything to address it?
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- God damn it. They've got everyone. - No, sir, that wasn't us.
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- Your head is stunning, by the way. - No, I've seen you two before.
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You're trying to mess with me. Get out of my head!
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- Get out of my head, man! - Nobody's messing with your head.
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Look, Pim, I get what's going on. They're the Bizarro versions of us.
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But what's their end game? It's just pissing me off now.
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Let's try one more, Charlie. What about that guy?
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Hey, there, little guy. What's got you upset?
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The world is so damn rotten. There's so much hate and evil.
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3D Squeldon just doesn't see a point in living anymore.
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What's the point?
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Is there anything that does make you feel better, 3D Squeldon?
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3D Squeldon likes balloons.
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Balloon maker. Why don't you just get your license?
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I'm sure a balloon profession will put a big old smile on your face.
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Yeah, it kind of does.
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Ah, yes, but think about how much time and energy
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it would take to become a balloon salesman.
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And it doesn't matter because you will die one day.
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But think about how good it'd feel once you finally got the license.
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But did you know that all of Earth's helium
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is running out and will be completely depleted within 15 to 20 years?
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Is that actually true?
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We only tell the truth, even when it hurts.
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Any time you feel like changing your life for the better,
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give us a call, and we'll put a frown on that face.
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Okay.
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Charlie, I don't think these guys want friendly competition with us.
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I just looked at the helium thing he was talking about. That's true.
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That's, like, 100%. Everything he said was true.
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It's all gonna be gone.
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All right. Things are looking pretty bleak. I'm down $2.4 billion
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since this new company moved in across the street. Any ideas?
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Don't worry. I had a similar problem when I acquired Wrigley's gum.
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You should just buy more stocks.
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When the American public discovered
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I'd been filling my peanuts up with toxic pesticides,
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I decided to go on "The Dick Cavett Show" and do a little peanut jig.
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That's what you need, a peanut jig of your own.
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Yes, a peanut jig of your own. Yes.
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I don't know what that peanut or that fellow there are saying,
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but you should try to win back the marketplace
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with a more competitive business model.
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Oh, wow, what a great idea! Not!
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Why did you invite us here in the first place
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if you won't listen to our advice?
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None of you are any help. Just get out now! Bah!
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Mr. Boss? You all right?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Alan. Just having fun.
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Why don't you go find a piece of cheese or something, man?
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I can't think with all this ruckus around me.
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I just need to go to my thinking room for a little while.
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Frowning Friends, of course.
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♪♪♪♪, it's genius. Why didn't I think of that?
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Look at yourself. Weak. Looter. You deserve nothing.
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You know what you must do.
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I can't.
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You must!
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I really can't. It's not right.
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You must!
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Perhaps you're right.
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Perhaps I should do what I should have done from the start.
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Yeah, like I said, it came out, like, green and chunky.
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I've never seen it like that before.
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I'm not a doctor, you should talk to someone who understands that more.
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Hey, what's with all the people?
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That's why you shouldn't try to better your life, you might fail.
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So it's easier to frown.
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That's not true!
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Help, help! That rotten pink man is trying to bully
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a mentally ill man like myself. Guards, seize them.
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Alan? Glep?
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- They have a better 401(k). Sorry. - But I just have to note
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that it was only Pim that yelled something. I didn't say anything.
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Now witness the brutal cruelties of reality.
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- Don't look, Charlie. - Is this supposed to be...
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I've seen way worse stuff than this on the Internet.
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My brothers, now the next step of our plan shall commence.
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You must all go and spread the word of frowning.
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Pretty soon, everyone will embrace sadness,
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and there'll be no such thing as smiling.
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And once that's done, we can finally eradicate
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- all the Puerto Ricans on the planet. - Yeah!
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What do he say? What?
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I mean, make everyone on the planet frown.
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Nothing matters because we're all gonna die someday!
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No, please don't kill me. I don't want to die. Please don't kill me!
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Please don't!
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Relax, man. I was just gonna shoot you in the head and kill you.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait a minute, man.
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They don't think nothing matters at all, man.
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He was scared to die and stuff, man.
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What the ♪♪♪♪, man. That makes me angry, man.
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3D Squeldon hates lies!
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I actually wanted to kill the Puerto Ricans.
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Right. Kinda cringe.
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- Do we still have to detain you? - Probably not, man.
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I think the guy pissed in his pants.
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Hey, hey. Don't cry. You should be happy that your idea was so good
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that it drove me bonkers with jealousy.
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That's kind of cool, huh?
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Wow. Smiling feels good.
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This is a beautiful ending.
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Fire!
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- Run! - What was that? What just happened?
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The Renaissance Men came into town finally.
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I told you they were coming into town and you didn't believe me.
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You knew they'd come and kill Grim and Gnarly with arrows and stuff?
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- I didn't. - Who are the Renaissance Men?
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That's not Renaissance. They didn't look like Renaissance... men.
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- I don't know. - That's a completely different era.
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I told you the extent of my knowledge.
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I knew the Renaissance Men were coming. That's it.
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- Okay. - Yeah. So...
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