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(Bulldogs shouting indistinctly)
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(Shoresy): Let's crush beers!
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Everybody
fuckin' crushin' beers!
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(shouting continues)
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Let's just crush beer!
Let's crush beer!
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(shouting continues)
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Hey! Get a fuckin' beer in ya!
Let's crush beers!
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- Hey!
- Quoi?
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We came in the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs,
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and we leave...
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the best team
in the league, ever!
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(Bulldogs cheer loudly)
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Shoresy, how do you
feel when we lose?
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- I wanna kill myself.
- That's maybe a bit extreme.
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- No, really, I wanna die.
- We get it, slut.
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I'm serious. I go to bed
at night thinking maybe
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it's better if I don't wake up,
'cause at least then
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I wouldn't be a fucking loser.
- That is why...
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we must celebrate the win.
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- Fuckin' right!
- Relish the victories!
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(team): Yeah!
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And commemorate the triumphs!
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(Bulldogs cheer uproariously)
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So...
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we planned a little party
for you guys
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when we get back to Sudbury.
(Bulldogs cheer)
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But... there is one rule.
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- A rule? What?
- What?
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(Nat): And the rule is...
- What the fuck?
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You have to have fun!
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(team): Yeah!
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(cheering)
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(Shoresy): You fuckin' got me.
I was like, rules?
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We hate rules. No way.
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Yeah, but the rule
was to have fun!
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- Like, if that's the rule...
- Then it's gonna be
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a good party.
- I totally thought you were
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comin' in with some fuckin'
bummer rule,
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and now we're really
just gonna crush beers.
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(team): Yeah! Woo!
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No one will ever set
this record again, sluts.
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They can only tie it.
(team): Yeah!
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We have the best team
in the league, ever!
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(team): Yeah!
(cheering)
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Let's celebrate appropriately!
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(Shoresy): Fuck yeah!
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(Bulldogs cheer)
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(Nat): You guys have the bus
all night to safely
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take you anywhere.
- No way.
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So, I'll see you at home!
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(Bulldogs cheer uproariously)
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(upbeat club music plays)
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Well Sanger, let's go
'til we can't go no more.
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(team cheering)
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{\an8}(music continues)
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(♪)
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(music stops)
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24-0!
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(team cheering indistinctly)
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Yo, hey! Hey, hey!
We should bring the cup.
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- No.
- Just crush beers out of it.
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- That's sacrilege, Shoresy.
- Who cares? We fuckin' won it.
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{\an8}We can do what the fuck
we want with it.
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{\an8}(speaking French)
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{\an8}- Who cares?
- Bit of a limbo period here
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between the regular season
and the playoffs, boys.
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- Let's bring the cup.
- It's technically still ours!
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- Let's bring it!
- Bring the cup.
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Just crushin' beers!
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(upbeat club music resumes)
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(Shoresy snoring)
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(club music plays in background)
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Shoresy, you fuckin' schmelt.
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- What're you doin' back there?
- Who?
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What are you doing back there?
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Blow.
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Shoresy.
(Shoresy): Just crushin' beers.
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Get up, you fuckin' plug.
(Shoresy): Hammerin' beers.
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Shoresy, I've got my tits out.
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(Shoresy): Just crushin' beers.
- He is fucked.
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We can give him
a little bit of this.
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We can't put it
up there for him.
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Oh, I can. Shoresy, babe,
you want a little nose beer?
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(crowd cheering)
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(Dolo): Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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What it do, what it does.
I go by the name JoDolo. Sudbury.
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Thank you all for coming
through. I'd like to get a massive round of applause
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for the amazing, beautiful,
and super-talented
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Eva Shaw, baby.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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(crashing)
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I just wanna say
a few words here.
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- And now--
- I just wanna say a few--
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And now the captain of
the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs
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would like to say a few words
I guess, so, Shoresy!
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Can I say a few words here?
I just wanna say a few words
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here. Wanna say a few words
here to every one of us here.
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Every one of us here.
So, yeah, so, you all came out
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tonight, that's good.
'Cause we're doing good.
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It's nice everybody came out
tonight. That's good.
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'Cause we're doing good.
So yeah, so, where the fuck
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were all of you
when we were doing bad? Huh?
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It's like you're here
when we're good, but not when we're bad? Huh?
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Didn't see any of you when Nat
was gonna fold the team.
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I said, "Didn't see any of you
when Nat was gonna
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fold the team." When you
were gonna fold the team.
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'Cause she was gonna fold team.
I said, "Where the fuck
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were you last year
when we were bad?" Huh?
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"Where the fuck were all you
last year when we were bad?"
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- Yeah.
- I said, "Good to see everybody
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out tonight, that's good.
'Cause we're playing good."
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- We heard you, bro!
- Well, that's good.
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'Cause we're playing good.
- Yes.
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I said, "So, you're here
when we're good,
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but not when we're bad?"
- We heard you.
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I said, "You're here
when we're good,
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but not when we're bad?"
"But not when we're bad?"
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Do you wanna borrow a bit
of ChapStick, Shoresy?
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I said, "But oh, everybody's
here tonight. That's good."
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"But oh, everybody's here
tonight, that's good."
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"Oh, that's good, everybody's
here tonight, that's good."
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I said, "Fuck you."
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"Fuck you."
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(deep voice): "Fuck you."
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(normally): I said, "Fuck you."
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What do you think of that, Jim?
- Yeah.
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- Jim?
- Yes.
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- Jim?
- I'm with you, Shoresy.
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Always got your back, buddy.
- Is he high?
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I think he's high.
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- Where have you been, lady?
- Yeah, we thought you'd left.
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- Just had a quick bite.
- Is he high?
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- He is?
- I think he's high.
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- So, he's high.
- Confirmed, you guys,
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he is definitely high.
- Who was he doing that with?
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- Me and Frankie.
- You were with Frankie?
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(Ziig): Is there anymore?
- He's gonna fuck this all up.
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Drugs kill dreams.
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He needs something else.
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I don't think he needs
anything else.
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I mean to even him out.
Do you have anything?
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Just take off
the edge a little bit.
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Soften him up.
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I do.
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(club music plays in background)
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(sighs)
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I feel great.
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- Do you?
- Huh?
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- I feel great, too.
- Knows, b'ys. Knows.
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This might be the greatest
I've ever felt after winning.
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What do you think of that, Jim?
- Yeah.
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- Jim?
- Yes.
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- Jim?
- Jim's arm is touching my arm
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and usually I'd pull my arm
away when that happens but...
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Right now, it doesn't feel
like the end of the world.
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What did you give them?
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Oh, um...
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Ya just pop open
one of these bad boys.
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- Oh, no, no. No, I'm good.
- All right.
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And then you wait
about half an hour.
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- Hmm.
- I think I'll have
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what they're having.
- You gave this to all of them?
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Yeah, about a half hour ago.
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Oh, you already had it.
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- What if I did that?
- That's okay.
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- Hmm?
- That's all right.
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{\an8}It's pretty good.
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{\an8}Thanks for asking.
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What if you did
that to me, Sanger?
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- Right now?
- Whenever you want to. It's all good.
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What's goin' on with
your eye there, Shoresy?
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Maybe we all massage
each other, I don't know.
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- Massage each other?
- Yeah.
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So, we're all gettin'
a massage and givin' a massage.
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Maybe we should see
if it feels just as good
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if we just do it to ourselves.
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No.
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This is... better?
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- Is it?
- It is, yeah.
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- What did you give them?
- No! We don't wanna know.
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You're right. I don't
think we wanna know.
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Do they have any more?
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I don't think we should
be seeing this.
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- Why not?
- Uh, I don't think
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I can unsee this.
(Hitch): B'ys, a massage never
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felt so good as what this does.
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(Jim 1): Yeah.
- It's too weird.
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Yeah, it is too weird.
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(players moaning)
- Just weird enough.
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(Nat): Nope.
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I'm really hot.
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Is anyone else really hot?
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- Yeah.
- Huh?
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Take your jacket off.
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I don't wanna take
my jacket off.
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- Why not?
- I like my jacket.
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What about your pants,
old man?
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Well, I don't like
my pants as much
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as I like my jacket.
What's good?
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- Well, take your pants off.
- I don't wanna be the only
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guy with my pants off.
(Jim 2): Mustn't be that hot then.
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Boys, I've had my pants off
for the last minute and a half.
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I think that's where
I feel the most hot.
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'Kay, b'ys,
I'm takin' off me pants.
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I'm taking off my pants.
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Well, should we all
take our pants off?
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- Yeah.
- Huh?
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Shoresy, if your eye
didn't look so funny,
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I might be worried.
- What's good?
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What about
our shoes and socks?
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B'ys, let's start
with our pants
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and see how we feels.
- No worries,
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it's just you have
to take your shoes off to take your pants off,
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but we can put 'em right
back on. That's easy.
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I feel great.
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(Mercedes): Yo!
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Can we go dance?
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(energetic club music)
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(music stops abruptly)
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(Shoresy): Is anybody
else really hot?
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- I'm really hot.
- You too?
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- Yeah.
- Huh?
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I'm really hot.
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Like, really hot or just hot?
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- Really hot.
- Huh?
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Lard Jaysus,
I'm boilin' by the Lard Jaysus.
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{\an8}I think we should take
our jackets off.
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(Shoresy): I don't wanna
take my jacket off.
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B'ys I took me jacket off
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and I'm still hot
by the jackal or Jaysus.
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I like my jacket.
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I took my shirt
and jacket off,
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and I'm still really hot.
- Did you?
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- Did I what?
- Oh.
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Yeah, I can see you took
your jacket and shirt off.
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{\an8}B'ys I never been
so hot as this.
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{\an8}I think it's my hair.
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Know what?
(Hitch): Your hair, bud?
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- Uh-huh.
- On your head?
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I think it's the hair.
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What're you gonna do
about it, old man?
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{\an8}Cut it off! Yeah!
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{\an8}You're gonna cut
your hair off?
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- Yeah.
- On your head?
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Wait... Yeah.
245
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,778
That's what's makin'
ya cook, me son.
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Starting to think I'm gonna
be hot for the rest of my life
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at this point.
- You don't want that.
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{\an8}- Nope.
- Gotta do somethin' about that.
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{\an8}I think I'm gonna cut my hair.
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You know what I like
about you, Michaels?
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00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,523
No, I have no idea!
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00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,026
Well, the apartment's
right there.
253
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,094
{\an8}Who's gonna cut your hair?
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00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,433
(curious electronic music plays)
255
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,673
{\an8}Yeah, like it's only really
hot like, right there.
256
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,941
- The sides are good, old man?
- The sides feel fine.
257
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,977
- Just like your eye?
- It's just the top for me.
258
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,446
Yeah, like I wish the top
felt like the sides.
259
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,648
{\an8}Like, if the sides
felt like the top
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then we wouldn't be here.
- We'd be in business.
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- That's the pickle.
- Let's just start with the top.
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00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,888
{\an8}Here we go, Dolo.
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{\an8}(Hitch): To start.
- We got any OJ?
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Yeah, like we don't wanna cut
off more hair than we have to.
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Be so dumb.
- Yeah, we're not idiots.
266
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,497
I would just love a glass
of Sunny Delight.
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00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,233
Yeah, Dolo, start with that
and we'll see if he cools down.
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00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,071
(razor buzzing)
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00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,541
(music intensifies)
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00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,311
{\an8}Feel like I feel it already.
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{\an8}Night and day.
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(Hitch): B'y, he really
didn't cut that much.
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00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,816
Well, he better keep cuttin'.
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00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,752
(razor buzzing)
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00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,622
(razor clicks off)
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00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,591
That's it.
- Yes, b'y.
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00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,892
{\an8}That's the ticket.
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00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,360
{\an8}(Hitch): Well, let's go!
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00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,163
(music intensifies)
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00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:26,812
(music stops)
281
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:30,049
It's like I'm still
just like a wee bit hot.
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00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,286
Wanna go swimming?
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00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,858
(music resumes)
284
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,994
(gasps)
- What time is it?
285
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,095
Time for a beer.
286
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,696
We should be just
crushin' beers.
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00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,964
Could use a beer.
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00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:20,933
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Jim?
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00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:21,967
- Yes.
- Jim?
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00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,202
Safe to say, good fun was had
291
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,570
by all here,
but I think we could've
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00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,938
picked a colder pool.
293
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,840
Probably all hands
are peeing in here too, b'y.
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00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,808
- Yep.
- Yep.
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00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,342
{\an8}- Yes, sir.
- Mm-hmm.
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00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,410
{\an8}Yeah, I did it.
297
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,511
- Yeah.
- Yes.
298
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,979
Just finishing
one up here, actually.
299
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,981
I'm so fuckin' hot,
I could take a header
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00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,384
into Ramsey Lake.
- It's all ice, big guy.
301
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,718
Could use some ice.
302
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,086
Where's Laura
tonight, Shoresy?
303
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,321
She said I'm too old for this.
304
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,589
She said
she's too old for this?
305
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,124
No, she said
I'm too old for this.
306
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,592
What do you think
of that, old man?
307
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,227
Go 'til ya can't go no more!
308
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,429
Well then... let's go.
309
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,098
{\an8}Where there's beers and ice.
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("Home" by Baauer
ft. Bipolar Sunshine plays)
311
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,171
♪ Never feeling is endless ♪
312
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,242
♪ I'm flying,
I fly with no propellers ♪
313
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,046
♪ Too much on the line
to risk the win ♪
314
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,284
♪ So I won't let
the doors close within ♪
315
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,421
♪ The morning, the morning
just turned to evening ♪
316
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,559
♪ The mirror, the mirror
can tell that I'm leaving ♪
317
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,430
♪ The baby's just too
strong to hold in ♪
318
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,601
♪ I'm on my way
so don't change your PIN ♪
319
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,406
♪ So maybe I go home ♪
320
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,610
♪ So maybe I go home ♪
321
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,781
♪ So maybe I go home ♪
322
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,222
(♪)
323
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,071
(music ends abruptly)
324
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,040
(children laughing)
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00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,511
(Michaels): So, before
we wrap up, I just wanna thank
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00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,579
everyone for coming out
to today's webinar.
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00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,848
I see a lot of new faces,
which is exciting.
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00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,016
(Shoresy imitates snoring)
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00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,518
(children laugh)
(Michaels): So, hopefully,
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00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,553
next time, we can have a real
face-to-face seminar.
331
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,522
- It is.
- Why is this a webinar?
332
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,123
'Cause they're in school, idiot.
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00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,758
(children laugh)
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00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,293
Any questions?
335
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,895
What happened to your hair?
336
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,431
(Shoresy): Well, kids, we all
make bad decisions in our lives,
337
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,567
but when we do, it's important
we hold ourselves accountable.
338
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,070
We all made a bad decision
by cutting our hair
339
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,304
like f...
340
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,839
friggin' idiots.
(children laugh)
341
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,808
So, as punishment,
we're not allowed to fix it
342
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,910
until we win the National
Senior Tournament.
343
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,778
What if you don't
win the tournament?
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00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,947
(Shoresy): We stay ugly.
(children laugh)
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00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,217
But maybe your moms text me
just a little bit less.
346
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,352
Thanks, everyone!
347
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,953
(children): Thank you.
(call clicks off)
348
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,588
(Nat): Fuck you, Shoresy.
349
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,590
Anyone hearin' how fucking
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00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,859
dumb these twins
from 'Berta are?
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00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,227
Yeah.
(shoresy burps)
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00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,695
(Laura): The Freezer Twins,
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00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,330
Mike and Matt.
354
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,531
Yes.
355
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,967
No, I'm Mike.
356
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,870
Gentlemen, tell us
the keys to the game.
357
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,538
What game?
(Laura): Okay, Mike.
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00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,540
- Yes.
- No.
359
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,009
How do you win
this game tonight?
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00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,610
Skate, shoot.
361
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,814
- Stick handle.
- Matt.
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00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,218
- Yes.
- You're the best hitters
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00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,187
in the tournament. How many
guys have you hurt so far?
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00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,824
(inaudible)
365
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,659
(Laura): But you're winless
through two games
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00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,428
and a loss tonight
to the Bulldogs would leave you
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00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,829
officially eliminated.
368
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,598
You've driven all the way
from Brooks, Alberta.
369
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,301
What is that, 30 hours?
- One time I did it in a day.
370
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,337
Doesn't have to be
an exact number.
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00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,972
(inaudible)
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00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,108
(Laura): You're no doubt
disappointed with the outcome.
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00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,010
Matt's cat died, too.
374
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,047
- You can ballpark it.
- Okay. Switching gears.
375
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,349
How do you like Sudbury?
- Ontario?
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00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,617
Holy shit.
377
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,118
Okay, you've hurt
a lot of guys.
378
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,087
They've hurt a lot of guys.
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00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,257
(rousing rock music plays)
380
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,301
Fuck am I happy to see you.
- Fer what?
381
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:50,836
I had both Friesen
twins today.
382
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,938
I hear they're just
dumber than fuck.
383
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,307
If they were geese,
they'd fly north for the winter.
384
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,875
Anik Archambault
for BROdude Sports
385
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,178
with the captain of the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs.
386
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,814
Shoresy, you're the heavy
favorite going into this one.
387
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,049
A win would eliminate
the Brooks Barrelmen.
388
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,018
How do you plan to knock off
the twins from Alberta?
389
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,353
- They as dumb as I'm hearing?
- No comment.
390
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,422
Well, we wanna get these guys
on their heels early,
391
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,691
and if we're gonna do that,
I think we hit 'em with a little
392
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,360
Grade 3 math.
You know, multiplication tables,
393
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,795
adding three-digit numbers,
394
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,031
maybe some decimal placements
in there, stuff like that.
395
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,566
- Wise.
- Yeah, and if that doesn't
396
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,302
do it, I think maybe we hit 'em
with some Grade 4 astronomy,
397
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,937
you know, planets
in our solar system,
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00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,839
identifying the big dipper.
We'll throw the whole
399
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,307
playbook at 'em.
- Good plan.
400
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,575
Yep. And if that doesn't work,
401
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,643
if we still need a dagger,
I think most of the boys
402
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,879
consider sex-ed teachable.
403
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,448
You're all rumored to be
playing hurt except Frankie.
404
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,517
I'm sure the Bulldogs would
like a little more outta him.
405
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,886
- Mm-hmm.
- What about you, still hurt?
406
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,888
Just 'cause I can't
push when I shit?
407
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,657
I heard rumblings,
and now our audience has too.
408
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,227
What an entertainer.
So, you ready to go?
409
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,496
- Go 'til you can't go no more.
- Good luck.
410
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,830
Thanks, Anik.
411
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,232
(player): Hey, hey.
412
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,134
(crowd jeers)
413
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,102
(players crashing)
414
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,004
You're gonna get it, Friesen!
415
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,673
You're gonna fuckin' get it,
Friesen!
416
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,077
(crowd jeers)
417
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,013
Give 'em the Jims, Sanguinet.
- Not until we get the lead.
418
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,314
(crowd jeers)
419
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,117
- You get that, Cor?
- Hard to miss, Liam.
420
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,588
(buzzer honks)
421
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,358
- What're we doin', Sanguinet?
- Playing disciplined hockey.
422
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,893
Yeah, while they're out
there runnin' around?
423
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,961
- This is playoff hockey.
- No one comes in here
424
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,696
and runs around like that--
- Stay disciplined.
425
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,031
- It doesn't add up.
- Shut up!
426
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,332
Shut up and keep walkin'.
427
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,834
{\an8}And what the fuck
are you doin'?
428
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,068
{\an8}Quoi?! Do something!
429
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,537
You're the only one
not fuckin' hurt.
430
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,272
- Stay outta the box!
- No one comes in here,
431
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,741
runs around like that,
Sanguinet. - Score a fucking goal!
432
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,242
What happened
to setting the tone?
433
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,144
You wanna win? Score a goal!
434
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,381
That's fuckin' interference!
(Ref.): Yeah, Shoresy!
435
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,882
That's fuckin' interference!
436
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,717
He didn't fucking
touch the puck.
437
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,456
No one comes in here
and runs around like that,
438
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,958
Sanguinet.
No one's ever come in here
439
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,960
and run around like that.
- You wanna fight? Get the lead.
440
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,461
- Someone's gonna get hurt.
- Score a goal!
441
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,797
Just send the Jims
and send a fuckin' message.
442
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,098
Get the fuckin' lead.
443
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:01,400
Just set
the tone in the first.
444
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,935
- Shut the fuck up, Shoresy.
- Fuck you.
445
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,269
Fuck you.
(Liam): You on Shoresy
446
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,971
and Sanguinet going
at each other here?
447
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:06,805
Yeah, buddy.
448
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,173
Put out the fucking Jims!
449
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,608
(Sanguinet): How 'bout you
get a fucking goal?
450
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,344
(Cory): I've never seen 'em go
at each other like that.
451
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,147
(puck clangs on post)
452
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,448
(crowd cheers)
453
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,951
Attaboy, Goody!
There's your lead, Sanguinet.
454
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,452
Get control
of this fucking game.
455
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,621
- That's the ref's job.
- You wanted a lead.
456
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,223
- It's one fucking goal.
- It's a lead!
457
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,592
- That's not a fucking lead!
- Holy fuck, Sanguinet!
458
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,427
Shut the fuck up, Shoresy.
459
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,762
(Shoresy): Go Fishy, bury it.
460
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,197
(crowd cheers)
461
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,899
(horn bellows)
- Jims, go.
462
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,467
What the fuck do you
think you're doing?
463
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,269
- You wanted a lead.
- You don't call the lines--
464
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,937
That's a fucking lead,
Sanguinet.
465
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,806
(Sanguinet):
That's the worst fucking lead. - Are you fucking serious
466
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,474
right now, bud?
- Two-goal lead is the worst
467
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,809
fucking lead in hockey.
- You're the worst
468
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,377
fucking coach in hockey
right now.
469
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,079
- Then you go.
- Yeah, I fucking will go.
470
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:51,016
You should be coaching
fucking soccer. Fuck's sake.
471
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,818
Sit him down, Sanger.
He's too hurt.
472
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,354
- Now you too?
- Friesen! Friesen!
473
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,955
Ya like your fuckin' teeth?
474
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,423
Hey, you like
your fuckin' teeth?
475
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,159
I'll knock every single one
outta your fuckin' mouth.
476
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,095
I'm not kiddin'.
Keep fuckin' runnin' around.
477
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,264
See what fuckin' happens.
I'll knock every fuckin' tooth--
478
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,599
(Cory): Shoresy's out of his
fuckin' mind right now.
479
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,968
(Shoresy): Keep it up.
- Playin' with fire.
480
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,438
Try it. Keep runnin'.
Keep fuckin' runnin'.
481
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,110
Hey, hey, hey!
482
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,749
Dolo! Dolo!
483
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,086
(crashing)
484
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,121
(crowd jeers)
485
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,256
(jeering echoes then fades)
486
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,476
(indistinct hollow chatter)
487
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,187
- We win?
- Still a period to go, old man.
488
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,023
Shoresy...
489
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,160
You ready to be on TV?
490
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,700
I can't go.
491
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:19,300
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