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You know, you might
want to tell your bride
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about all the self-help books
you own before you get married.
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It was a phase.
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And did you ever find
"the child within"?
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- Yeah, I married her.
- (laughs)
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You gonna comment on every box
we're gonna unpack that's mine?
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You're the one who married a child.
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(chuckles softly)
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Ooh. Patton,
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The Dirty Dozen, The Great Escape.
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We get it. You have a penis.
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If you're only finding that out now,
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I'm doing something wrong.
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Ooh, Oscar alert.
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Street Racer 2.
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That's not the actual movie.
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That's just some video
with me and my stunt buddies
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screwing around on set.
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- Oh, we got to fire that up.
- We do?
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Everyone said I was crazy
to save this VCR machine.
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Who's crazy now?
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Oh, where's my phone, where's
my phone, where's my phone?
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In your hand, in your
hand, in your hand.
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Oh. Yes, thank you.
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(sighs) Now, where are my keys?
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Check it out. We're gonna watch
some of Adam's old home movies.
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Can't. I have to pick up
my boss's dry cleaning.
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Some would say demeaning.
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I say phase one of my
rocket ride to the top.
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Optimism, the sober woman's cocaine.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, look at you.
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So cute in your little race car outfit.
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That's a certified
fireproof racing suit.
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Men have died in those.
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(baby talk): And I just want to
eat up your little face in it.
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Oh, my God.
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(laughing)
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Hey. You're walking.
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Yeah, I used to walk. I used to run.
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I used to dance like a white guy.
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(exhales) Still got it.
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Check out all the girls.
They're all over you.
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Is that Cheryl Ladd?
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No, it's her stunt double.
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But after a few beers,
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it's Cheryl Ladd.
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What am I doing? I got to go.
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Oh. Good. Yes, I am wearing a bra.
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Onward!
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Okay,
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let's take all these boxes
and stuff 'em under the bed
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with the rest of the stuff
I don't know why I keep.
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Yeah.
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(grunts) Coming.
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(Adam clears throat on TV)
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I'm about to make someone
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who went to Yale Drama School
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look like they know
how to drive a race car.
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(chuckles) On fire.
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Got the bra.
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Forgot the panties.
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♪♪
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Christy, where the hell's
my dry cleaning?
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- Christy!
- I'm here! I'm here!
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Stupid avocado toast took a
big green dump on my blouse.
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- I'm so sorry. My car broke down...
- Blouse.
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So it got towed to a shop
in the middle of nowhere,
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and I think I saw a guy playing banjo.
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And, of course, I couldn't get an Uber,
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so I had to take the bus, and...
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- Buttons.
- Yep. Yeah.
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Okay. And I was so surprised,
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because it's a fairly new car.
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- Move with me.
- Yeah.
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Um, I bought it from my ex-husband,
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- which, I don't know...
- Will you shut up?
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I just texted "I bought it
from my ex-husband" to a judge.
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Where is my coffee?
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Um, well, again,
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uh, my car is broken down
and so I couldn't get it.
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Well, it better be on my
desk by the time I get back.
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- If I don't have my coffee, I'm mean.
- Uh-huh.
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Hey.
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I'm still a woman.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, I got nothing to talk about today.
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Okay.
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So, what's the deal?
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You don't say anything until
I can't stand the silence
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and then I start yapping about myself?
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That's, uh, what they
teach you in shrink school?
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First day.
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(chuckles)
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Well, not for nothing,
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I saw Adam walking.
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In an old videotape.
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He's in a wheelchair, you know.
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Yes, I know. I actually
listen when you speak.
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So, seeing Adam walk,
how did that make you feel?
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Shrink school day two?
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We all come in pretty
much knowing that one.
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Uh...
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it made me feel like
Adam and I don't talk
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about how the accident made him feel.
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- You've never discussed it?
- Early on.
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He told me he flew off
a cliff on a snowboard
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and snapped his vertebrae.
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But he, you know, made
it sound sexy and cute,
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like first date banter.
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But nothing since then?
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I make jokes when we
watch Wile E. Coyote.
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Like when he runs off the
cliff but he doesn't realize it
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till he looks down and
then he holds up a sign
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that says, "Yikes." (laughs)
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Yeah, Adam doesn't laugh either.
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The thing is... (sighs)
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he never gets real about what happened.
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- He may not want to.
- What's your point?
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He... may... not...
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want... to.
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But I want to.
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I'm his wife.
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We should be able to talk about
something as important as this.
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But if he doesn't, you
have to respect his wishes
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- and accept that.
- (blows raspberry)
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Okay, that's one.
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You know you're only
allowed two per session.
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(sighs) The thing is,
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I don't want to be married
to someone who's an island.
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I want a real partner.
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Do you know I've never seen him cry?
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Well, once... when he heard the
Raiders were moving to Vegas.
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That was a hard day for a lot of people.
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I just wish he would open up to me more.
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What are you smirking at?
You think this is funny?
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I just think it's funny
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that you thought you had
nothing to talk about.
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(blows raspberry)
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(sputtering) No, no.
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It's a bug in my mouth. (sputters)
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Britney! Almond milk latte!
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- Britney!
- Excuse me. I've been waiting.
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I'm in a real rush here.
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So is everybody, darling.
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Well, darling, not
everybody's gonna get yelled at
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the way I'm gonna get yelled at.
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Like I'm getting yelled at now?
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Leslie! Caramel macchiato! Leslie!
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Seriously?
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Who's Leslie banging
to get her drink first?
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Oh, hey. Leslie.
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Look, the next one better be "Veronica!
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"Triple shot espresso! Veronica!"
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What is taking you so long?
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I have circled the block, double-parked
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and bought a pair of shoes.
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- You like?
- Bevel.
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- Love.
- Thanks.
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Don't be nice to him.
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He's skipping me on purpose
because he's a giant ass.
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My ass is tiny and perfect.
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- (phone chimes)
- (gasps) Look at that.
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"Where's my coffee?" All caps.
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- All caps!
- Getting loud.
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Veronica! Triple shot espresso
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with oat milk and caramel drizzle!
Veronica!
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Not drizzle. Pump.
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- I said "pump"!
- You said "drizzle."
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She wants caramel pump.
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Pump!
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Pump, pump, pump!
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- Pump!
- Okay.
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Careful, honey, you're
about to go viral,
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and you are not having a good hair day.
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You're really not.
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(chuckles)
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So, that videotape this morning,
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that must've brought back memories.
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I guess.
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Misty water-colored?
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What?
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- It's part of a song.
- Oh.
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♪ Memories ♪
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♪ Sometimes tough to talk about ♪
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♪ But it's healthy to discuss it ♪
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♪ The way ♪
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♪ You were. ♪
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I'm not sure why you're singing,
but I'm good.
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Good. Good.
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Goody, goody, good, good.
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BONNIE: Stop it.
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Don't say anything else.
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Go full Trevor on his ass.
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The uncomfortable silence
will drive him crazy,
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and he'll start yapping.
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Just be patient.
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He'll crack.
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Live in the silence.
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♪ Live in the freakin' silence ♪
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♪ Mm... ♪
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Am I crazy or do I sound like Adele?
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I should cut a demo.
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He didn't say anything for a half hour.
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He just sat there.
Wouldn't even talk to me.
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Who does that?
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Side note, if I had a cabaret,
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sang a few songs, would you guys come?
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Ugh.
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I bet you already ordered, right?
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'Cause, God forbid, you wait for us.
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We haven't ordered yet.
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Yeah, 'cause we're late.
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Just get off my back.
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What's your problem?
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Abort, abort. Do not
poke the honey badger.
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Guess who got kicked
out of the only place
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my boss likes her coffee.
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How do you get kicked
out of a coffee shop?
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A homeless guy lives in ours.
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You have to go to him
for the bathroom key.
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It wasn't my fault.
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This barista was being crazy rude,
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and I told him off.
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- That doesn't sound like you.
- Oh, it's her.
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Ever since she started
working for Veronica,
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it's like living in a horror movie.
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Want to start with me?
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'Cause I'll end it.
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See? She's like a possessed doll.
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- Know what I think?
- Oh, and now this one.
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It's not just Christy.
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Everybody's angry these days.
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I can't even watch the news
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without throwing something at the TV.
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Last night, she clipped me
in the head with an orange.
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Eh, it was just a Cutie.
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Yeah, but you threw a fastball,
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and you know I have a tender scalp.
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JILL: Oh, common courtesy's
a thing of the past.
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God forbid, you don't hit the gas
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as soon as the light turns green.
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The other day, a woman cut
me off and called me a whore.
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You shouldn't have to hear
that when you're fully dressed.
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(clears throat) I'm
about to make someone...
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(clicks off video)
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. Just thinkin' my thoughts.
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You were watching that video again?
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Yeah, you know me.
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I love showbiz.
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I want to see how the sausage is made.
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You...
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behind the scenes.
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Walking.
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Were you walking?
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Wait. I guess you were.
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Come on, Bonnie, just be honest.
260
00:10:55,057 --> 00:10:56,156
About what?
261
00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:58,012
You wish I was still that guy.
262
00:10:58,081 --> 00:10:59,714
That's insane.
263
00:10:59,739 --> 00:11:01,250
Well, then why do you keep watching it?
264
00:11:01,686 --> 00:11:03,351
I don't know.
265
00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:05,409
I do, and I don't
appreciate you lying to me.
266
00:11:05,434 --> 00:11:06,788
Why don't you just admit it...
267
00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:08,579
You wish that I could still walk.
268
00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:10,458
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
269
00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:13,006
No, I don't! I just feel sad for you.
270
00:11:19,358 --> 00:11:21,002
Well, you know what?
271
00:11:21,386 --> 00:11:23,820
Watching you stumble
through your life...
272
00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:27,169
I feel sad for you, too.
273
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:42,109
He said he felt sad for me.
274
00:11:42,822 --> 00:11:44,346
Well, perhaps you hurt his feelings
275
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,895
when you said you felt sad for him,
276
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,075
and he was merely retaliating.
277
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,817
No, no, no. The truth finally
came out under pressure.
278
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:50,942
It always does.
279
00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:55,044
- That's just your interpretation.
- No, no, no, no, no!
280
00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:56,435
No!
281
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,786
You should have seen him in this video.
282
00:11:58,811 --> 00:12:01,692
He was full of life,
having fun, laughing,
283
00:12:01,717 --> 00:12:03,651
gorgeous women draped all over him.
284
00:12:03,676 --> 00:12:05,009
He's got to miss that.
285
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,200
We all miss aspects of our youth.
286
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,404
When you're young, untethered,
287
00:12:09,472 --> 00:12:11,439
you can just head up to Vancouver
288
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,622
for a weekend of windsurfing
with your buddies.
289
00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:17,613
Adam says I wish he was still
that guy, but the truth is,
290
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:20,305
he wishes he was that guy,
with one of those girls.
291
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,551
I think we've uncovered the real reason
292
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,005
why you're obsessed with this video.
293
00:12:24,038 --> 00:12:26,005
We? I've been doing
all the heavy lifting.
294
00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:28,064
You were windsurfing somewhere.
295
00:12:28,307 --> 00:12:30,140
Bonnie, do you think it's possible
296
00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:32,699
that you're afraid that
Adam wouldn't have chosen you
297
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,357
if he could still walk?
298
00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:39,252
Oh, my God. You're right.
299
00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:41,192
He'd never be with me.
300
00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:43,590
No, that's not what I said.
301
00:12:43,615 --> 00:12:46,419
- I said you're afraid of that.
- You totally nailed it.
302
00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:49,239
"Walking Adam" would be
with perfect Cheryl Ladd,
303
00:12:49,264 --> 00:12:51,531
not nut-bag Bonnie Plunkett.
304
00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:54,056
Cheryl Ladd? From Charlie's Angels?
305
00:12:54,302 --> 00:12:56,583
I was his last-call,
closing-time pickup.
306
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:59,370
- I'm in a pity marriage.
- Again, not what I said.
307
00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:02,223
You know, just when I think
you're a fraud, you have
308
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,915
these amazing revelations.
309
00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:06,840
TREVOR: Don't even respond.
310
00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:08,665
Just let her punch herself out.
311
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,224
She'll get tired eventually.
312
00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:13,869
Cheryl Ladd.
313
00:13:14,072 --> 00:13:16,605
Wonder if I still have that poster.
314
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,083
Hey, Sean!
315
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:27,630
Listen...
316
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:30,973
I know things got a little
out of hand the other day.
317
00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:34,614
- How about we start fresh?
- Nope. You're banned.
318
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,705
Excuse me?
319
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:38,200
Banned. Rubber banned.
320
00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:40,058
Boys in the Banned.
321
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,981
One Time at Banned Camp.
322
00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:44,986
Sean...
323
00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:49,060
You can't ban me. I'm lovable.
324
00:13:49,085 --> 00:13:50,150
Not so much.
325
00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:51,374
Nicholas!
326
00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:54,300
Mochachino! Nicholas!
327
00:13:54,325 --> 00:13:57,301
Come on, come on, we can work this out.
328
00:13:57,326 --> 00:13:58,625
We got to stick together.
329
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:02,118
We're both tiny cogs in the big machine.
330
00:14:02,143 --> 00:14:04,310
Well, when you put it that way...
331
00:14:04,335 --> 00:14:05,872
still banned!
332
00:14:06,856 --> 00:14:08,637
Well, in that case...
333
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,098
Banned on the Run!
334
00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:13,090
Hey, that's not yours!
335
00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:14,748
That's Nicholas's!
336
00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:22,426
Ooh, the good stuff before we open.
337
00:14:22,451 --> 00:14:24,505
Are you celebrating,
or is it a cry for help?
338
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,989
- It's about Bonnie.
- Cry for help. Got it.
339
00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:31,139
She found a stupid old tape
of me before the accident,
340
00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:32,989
and she keeps watching
it over and over again.
341
00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:34,747
Oh, yeah, she told us about that.
342
00:14:34,772 --> 00:14:37,139
Of course she did, 'cause
she wishes I could still walk.
343
00:14:37,164 --> 00:14:38,583
No, she doesn't.
344
00:14:38,619 --> 00:14:39,851
Bonnie's crazy about you.
345
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:41,643
You're the only thing she talks about.
346
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,891
- Nice try.
- No, it's true.
347
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,450
The others get sick of it, but I don't.
348
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:52,411
No, Bonnie would love you
even if you were just a head.
349
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:55,911
'Cause, you know... you
have classic features.
350
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,335
Yeah, but up until now,
351
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,727
she didn't have the
old me to compare it to.
352
00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:02,019
Adam, all she wants is
for you to open up to her
353
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:03,164
and talk about how you feel.
354
00:15:03,189 --> 00:15:04,989
That's all any of us want from you men.
355
00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:06,286
Just let us in, damn it!
356
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:09,411
- Why are you getting angry?
- I don't know! It's going around!
357
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:20,718
What is that?
358
00:15:20,743 --> 00:15:23,231
What remains of your coffee
359
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,970
after I got tackled on a sidewalk
360
00:15:25,995 --> 00:15:29,363
by a surprisingly strong barista.
361
00:15:32,244 --> 00:15:35,478
Honestly, a trained poodle
could do your job better.
362
00:15:40,497 --> 00:15:43,215
You know, I am doing the best I can,
363
00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:44,786
and I would appreciate it
364
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,380
if you didn't belittle me anymore.
365
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,245
Oh, God.
366
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:53,172
My assistant has feelings
and I don't have coffee.
367
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:57,748
Christy, I am at the gym
at 6:00 a.m. every morning,
368
00:15:57,773 --> 00:16:00,458
punching a heavy bag to
get my frustrations out,
369
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:03,426
so I can suffer through
another 12-hour day
370
00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:06,419
of coddling clients and
sucking up to judges.
371
00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:09,348
So when I "belittle" you, be grateful.
372
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:12,902
Because what I really want to do
373
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,560
is wring your ridiculously tiny neck.
374
00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:16,489
Seriously, it's smaller
than a sparrow's.
375
00:16:16,514 --> 00:16:20,715
How does your head not just
flop around all over the place?
376
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:24,637
I'm gonna ask to be
transferred to another lawyer.
377
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,372
Why? You're not happy?
378
00:16:27,513 --> 00:16:29,446
No!
379
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,889
I gave you advice.
380
00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:34,548
Why not just say
"thank you" and take it?
381
00:16:34,573 --> 00:16:37,663
What? Gain weight in my neck?
382
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,553
No. Go to a gym.
383
00:16:40,578 --> 00:16:42,278
Punch a bag, sack up,
384
00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:44,803
come back here and do
your job without whining.
385
00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:47,325
I can't afford a gym membership.
386
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:50,630
Oh, my God, fine. I'll
give you a freakin' raise.
387
00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:55,990
Really?
388
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,631
Yes. Get out.
389
00:16:57,656 --> 00:17:00,123
And take your dirty
street coffee with you.
390
00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:14,788
(door unlocking)
391
00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:22,545
Hey.
392
00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:26,681
What are you doing up?
393
00:17:29,159 --> 00:17:30,091
(exhales)
394
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,716
I met with my therapist today,
395
00:17:31,741 --> 00:17:34,944
and, um, everything has
become very clear to me.
396
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,699
If you want out of this marriage,
397
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,790
I totally understand.
398
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,787
What are you talking about?
399
00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:48,099
Trevor made me realize that
if you could still walk,
400
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:50,366
you would be with someone else.
401
00:17:50,391 --> 00:17:54,005
- Your therapist said that?
- His exact words.
402
00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:01,512
Obviously, if the
accident hadn't happened,
403
00:18:01,537 --> 00:18:04,819
you'd be with one of those
women in the video, not...
404
00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:07,327
someone like me.
405
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,280
(sighs): Okay, first of all...
406
00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:13,501
the women in the video...
407
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,467
Rebecca was a coke addict,
Laura was a coke addict,
408
00:18:16,492 --> 00:18:19,560
and Jenny was a practicing witch.
409
00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:21,976
And a coke addict.
410
00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:23,868
Second of all,
411
00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,561
the Adam you saw in that video...
412
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,936
Not a good guy.
413
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,619
I don't believe it.
414
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,280
You're just trying to
make me feel better.
415
00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:36,313
One of the reasons I don't
talk about those years, Bonnie,
416
00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:39,206
is because it reminds me
of who I was back then.
417
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:41,429
Which was what?
418
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,764
A guy that didn't treat women very well.
419
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,659
The accident, as awful as it was...
420
00:18:48,684 --> 00:18:50,183
(wry chuckle)
421
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,999
I got humbled.
422
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:55,384
I guess that's where I come in?
423
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,444
It is, because that guy
wouldn't have deserved you.
424
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,276
This guy does.
425
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:06,119
I mean, think about it.
426
00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:07,488
We've both changed.
427
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,447
If I met you before you got sober,
428
00:19:09,472 --> 00:19:10,756
how would that have worked out?
429
00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:13,220
(clicks tongue)
430
00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:17,122
Oh... honey, ha,
431
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:20,815
I would have left your
bleached bones by the highway.
432
00:19:22,046 --> 00:19:24,100
So you think maybe we found each other
433
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,658
at the right time?
434
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,991
Yes.
435
00:19:32,665 --> 00:19:33,831
(chuckles)
436
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:38,086
I can't wait to tell
Trevor how wrong he was.
437
00:19:46,243 --> 00:19:48,677
You don't know how to
cross-reference a file!
438
00:19:48,702 --> 00:19:52,768
(grunts) You call me on the weekends!
439
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,721
You don't know how to spell "affidavit"!
440
00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:59,911
(gasping breaths)
441
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:04,090
A-F-F-I-D-
442
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,917
A-D-I-
443
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,642
T!
444
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,964
She's just a patient!
445
00:20:15,989 --> 00:20:18,341
She does not define you!
446
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:21,376
You're not a fraud. You're not a fraud!
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