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IAIN STIRLING: This week...
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Casa Amor brought secret kisses,
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three shock re-couplings...
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That's what I get for being
a nice guy. You always finish last.
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..and tons of drama.
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I really hope I haven't lost her.
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But tonight, it's time...
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to shake it out and do your thing!
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# Do your thing, yeah... #
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This week, Casa Amor
did its devilish thing,
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and tonight, we're doing our thing.
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We're more pumped up
than Sam Smith at the BRITs.
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We came, we saw, we conquered!
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And we've got a pretty awesome
outfit of our own, too.
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Our team have put together a show
fit to burst
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with exclusive footage.
From all the shocks...
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Boo!
Oh!
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..surprises...
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HE SQUAWKS LIKE A CROW
Oh, my God!
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..straddling,
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and smooching from
the last week's action.
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SCREAMING
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So embrace the madness...
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Keep going.
THEY LAUGH
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..and give the chaos
a big sloppy kiss.
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What are you talking about?
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So sit back and grab a drink,
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as it's that time of the week
to do your thing.
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This is Love Island: Unseen Bits!
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IAIN: Welcome to
Love Island: Unseen Bits!
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It's Casa Amor week, meaning
you've got double the Islanders
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and double the fun.
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BOTH: E-h-h!
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THEY GIGGLE
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So as the naughty side piece,
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we are going to serve you superfans
with every last drop of action.
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You can't be doing that, bro!
SCREAMING
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HE LAUGHS
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The Islanders
have tested the water...
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Let we gaan.
Let we gaan, let we gaan.
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Ahh!
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HE GASPS
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..and taken risks.
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Oh, I'm impressed!
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We've got naughty boys
with secrets...
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SHE SHRIEKS
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..shocks...
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SHE YELPS
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..and surprises.
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Boo!
Oh!
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So pucker up...
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Do your best pout.
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Let's see your pouts.
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..for some jaw-dropping revelations.
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The palm trees aren't real!
SHE GIGGLES
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These are real.
No, they are real,
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but obviously, they weren't...
They were put here.
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What, these plant...
These palm trees?
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Yeah, they're not naturally just
in the middle of a farm, are they?
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They're palm trees.
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No, these are...
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Look at you!
Samie, these are here.
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Yes, they are now.
What?
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This is the totally uncensored
Unseen Bits.
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I'm not one to get sentimental,
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but sometimes, I get nostalgic
for the good old days.
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AKA, last week, before Casa Amor
wreaked havoc on the villa.
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Tanya and Shaq were loved up...
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Turn around and holla
on the balcony.
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Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
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Keep going.
THEY LAUGH
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..and Will and Jessie
were skipping for joy.
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And the chat in the villa
wasn't about kisses at Casa,
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it was more highbrow
intellectual conversations.
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Just like you'll see
in this unseen bit.
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If you looked like an animal,
what do you think you'd look like?
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I would look like a...
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I thought you'd look like
a bush baby.
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THEY LAUGH
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What, like...? Do you know
what I mean? With your eyes.
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Like, what, from Madagascar?
Yeah!
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They're really cute!
HE SNORTS
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That would be your spirit animal.
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A bush baby?!
Yeah.
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I feel like I'd be like...
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I don't know.
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You would be...
A koala. No...
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Yeah, I can maybe see that.
Thanks.
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Meerkat.
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Meerkats are... They're not really
the cutest things, are they?
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They're like little scratty things.
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If I was to, like, insult my mates,
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I'd always be like,
"You're such a little raccoon".
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Or a wombat.
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Raccoons are quite cute, though.
Are they? No, they're not!
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Yeah, they are. No, they're not.
They're like rodents.
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IAIN: Never mind raccoons,
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come Casa Amor,
you lot will be at it like rabbits!
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Before Casa, food seemed like a good
way to secure a boy's affections.
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Before Casa, food seemed like a good
way to secure a boy's affections.
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In this unseen bit, Lana and Olivia
have made French toast for the lads.
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But what did the lads
make of their efforts?
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Time for Kai and Ron to pass
their official verdicts.
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Right, give us a review.
Out of ten, and comments.
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Ten.
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LANA: I'll take a ten.
No, I'm gonna give an 11, then.
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Aww! Ha-ha!
No, I'm staying with ten.
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No, I'm giving an 11.
And I don't even believe in tens.
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Apart from me and Lana.
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Er, no, just Lana, sorry.
Aw! Just my Lana.
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Right, we'll give you
one compliment each.
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OK, what's my compliment?
You're very kind
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and I think you are
a genuine human being.
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ALL: Aww!
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SMOOCH,
SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER
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Do I get one of them?
You're very, erm, caring.
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Aw!
There you go.
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We've got two caring boys.
Yeah.
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Should we give each other's men
a compliment?
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OK.
You first.
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Erm...
LAUGHTER
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Erm...
This is our moment, Kai.
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Just enjoy this,
cos we're never getting this again.
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You have got a lovely face.
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Yeah! I'd take that.
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You've just got a cheeky smile
and good chat.
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You've got a nice face.
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I like that one.
Yeah!
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If you picked face, personality
and body, who would be the face?
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You'd be face, personality AND body.
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ALL: Aww!
Yes!
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You'd be, erm, body!
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LAUGHTER
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Cheers, girls. Appreciate that.
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Oh, thank you! Bye!
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All right, see you later, girls.
Yeah. Cheers, girls.
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Appreciate that.
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We came...
We conquered. No.
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It's we came...
OK.
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We saw.
..we saw... Saw what?
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The French toast.
OK.
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And we conquered it.
We did.
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We came, we saw, we conquered!
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IAIN: In hindsight, I'm not sure
Olivia would be putting in
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quite as much effort.
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Our Twitter feed
became infested last week
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when the internet went cray-cray
for our unseen bit
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of Tom and Casey's Scouse Mouse
wind-up on Tanya.
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There's a thing that goes around
called the Scouse Mouse.
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The Scouse Mouse?
It sounds weird when we say it...
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That goes round?
Yeah.
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Have you never heard of that?
No?!
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So it's a thing...
Yeah.
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Like COVID?
Mm, no, no. Not like...
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Would you say it's more of a saying?
More of a saying.
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Yeah, if we were to put it
in a sentence, it would be like...
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"Someone Scouse Moused me."
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Yeah, someone Scouse...
"Someone Scouse Moused me"? Yeah.
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IAIN: And the internet
took the bait,
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sending the clip fully viral.
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IAIN READS TWEET
IN A SCOUSE ACCENT
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IAIN READS TWEET
IN A GLASWEGIAN ACCENT
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IAIN READS TWEET
IN A POSH ACCENT
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Oh, my God!
Are you guys pranking me?!
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CHUCKLING
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There's no Scouse Mouse!
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LAUGHTER
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IAIN: Tanya may have smelt a rat,
but it did nothing to deter Casey
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from his mission to be crowned
the villa's biggest prankster.
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Can you skip?
Yeah. Everyone can skip. Can you?
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Yeah, I can skip. I can't
backwards skip, though, like that.
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That's actually...
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I went to the Skipping
World Championships in 2008.
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Have you heard this?
Tom, Tom! Tom!
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Tell Claudia about the
World Skipping Championships in 2008
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that I was at.
Why are you asking...?
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Why would Tom know?
He didn't know you back then.
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He's asked me this question!
Right, you did well.
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I didn't think you'd actually
get that far. Thank you!
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Like, you can do tricks and stuff?
Yeah. Oh, my God!
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Get yourself up there now!
Obviously, it is proper sick.
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The floor is yours.
Go and do some skipping.
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They've got it now. Don't want to
interrupt. I'll do it in a bit.
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No, but Case, you're probably
not as good as you were then,
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but you are still good now.
Yeah, I mean, obviously...
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Don't knock him down!
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I got a bit traumatised from it,
didn't I, so...? Yeah.
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No way! I've learned
a really fun fact about you now.
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I'm joking.
HE LAUGHS
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I genuinely thought
you were a professional skipper.
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2008? I'd have been...
Like, I believed Tom.
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I would have been 12!
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Right? And why is that not,
like, believable?
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HE LAUGHS
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You've got serious issues.
I can't trust you.
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You just lie
every time I ask you something.
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Tell me two lies, one truth
about you. Ooh, I like this!
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I've got to guess which one...
I love this game!
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Can I do two truths,
and one's a lie?
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OK.
THEY GIGGLE
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I used to play the cornet.
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The woman that lives next door to us
had a pet elephant.
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And... I once hugged a lion.
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Right, well, the cornet one's true.
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And you've... you've hugged a lion,
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but you've never lived next to
someone with a pet elephant. No.
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Wrong! I've lived next to someone
with a pet elephant! How?
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Right, go on, your turn.
Right.
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I've rode a giraffe like a bull.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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I once passed out in, like, a field,
and badgers carried me home.
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No! Like, right,
and what's your last one?
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Monkeys kidnapped me
in Monkey Kingdom in Bali.
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And raised me as one of their own.
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After that poetry,
I can believe that. Jesus!
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Right, I feel like
every single one was a lie.
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HE LAUGHS
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Oh, I don't believe
anything you say.
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IAIN: Sorry, what did he say?
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I was just getting a pedicure
off a chipmunk.
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The seeing of this next unseen clip
is not the problem.
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It's the hearing of it.
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It should really have come
with a health warning.
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Here's Olivia putting the "C"
into "rap". Brace yourselves.
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BEATBOXING
Give me a beat!
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SHE RAPS: Here in the villa
Having the best time
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Erm...
Fucking hell.
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The boys cooked and it was a crime
LAUGHTER
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Hurry up and get me some wine
ALL: Yeah!
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All us girls are looking so fine
CHEERING
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Boys are idiots
And they make us shine
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ALL: Yay!
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The boys are average
But we are fine!
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CHEERING
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Right, we've definitely
been in here too long.
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We're starting to make up raps.
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CLAUDIA: I definitely would not
quit your day job, Olivia.
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IAIN: Yes, Samie, you girls
have been in the villa way too long.
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00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:22,221
So I'm gonna have a go
at my own rap.
241
00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:24,821
HE RAPS: Girls in the dressing room
Doing their make-up
242
00:11:24,821 --> 00:11:27,741
I know what
Let's give it a shake-up
243
00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:30,021
Oh, thanks very much.
244
00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,741
Dab, dab!
245
00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:33,701
TEXT ALERT
246
00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:36,261
SAMIE GASPS
I've got a text.
247
00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:38,581
You're in a towel!
248
00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:40,981
IAIN: Off they go to Casa Amor.
249
00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:42,181
This is mad!
250
00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:45,461
Oi, Jessie, shut the door!
Oh, leave it, then.
251
00:11:45,461 --> 00:11:50,941
The girls have all gone to Casa,
leaving the boys alone in the villa.
252
00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:53,381
But what are the lads up to?
253
00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:56,541
Well, here's an unseen clip
of Kai getting his step count up.
254
00:11:56,541 --> 00:12:01,661
With Shaq following very slowly
behind.
255
00:12:01,661 --> 00:12:07,821
So this makes me
question...
256
00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:21,246
Find out after the break.
257
00:12:21,246 --> 00:12:23,126
# Come here, rude boy, boy
Can you get it up?
258
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:25,246
# Come here, rude boy, boy
Is you big enough...? #
259
00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:29,006
IAIN: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
260
00:12:29,006 --> 00:12:32,806
With Casa Amor, it's been like
the dating Super Bowl this week,
261
00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:35,406
and equally as entertaining.
262
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:38,126
Rihanna might be pregnant,
but Shaq was also about to pop.
263
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:41,606
Argh! But there's no protective
helmets in this game...
264
00:12:41,606 --> 00:12:43,926
Argh!
265
00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:45,326
..the cheerleaders
aren't quite as good...
266
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:48,726
SHE EXCLAIMS
267
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,246
..or optimistic.
268
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,126
It's the calm before the storm.
269
00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:53,846
They're playing defence.
270
00:12:53,846 --> 00:12:57,646
And their singing is an offence.
271
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,726
CHEERING
272
00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:01,246
Plus, Rihanna
may have a bun in the oven,
273
00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:03,406
but Shaq is also using his loaf.
274
00:13:03,406 --> 00:13:06,566
I feel like bread without fucking...
the girls here, bro.
275
00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:08,126
You feel what?
276
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:12,086
You know, like, bread?
Bread is just a loaf. Yeah?
277
00:13:12,086 --> 00:13:16,046
It's just there, doesn't really do
anything until it serves a purpose.
278
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,886
You know what I mean?
279
00:13:17,886 --> 00:13:19,566
You can put it in a sand...
You can use it...
280
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,726
It's great in a sandwich.
SHAQ LAUGHS
281
00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:25,166
What, until...
Put yourself in a toaster, bro.
282
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:28,126
Put myself in a toaster.
283
00:13:28,126 --> 00:13:31,726
THEY LAUGH
284
00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:37,726
# Come here, rude boy, boy
Can you get it up? #
285
00:13:37,726 --> 00:13:39,886
IAIN: Before the break, we saw Kai
sprint upstairs to the bedroom,
286
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:43,246
with Shaq following slowly behind.
Well, here's...
287
00:13:43,246 --> 00:13:50,006
HE CAWS
288
00:13:50,006 --> 00:13:52,446
Oh, my God!
289
00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:56,486
HE LAUGHS
Fuck!
290
00:13:56,486 --> 00:14:06,766
IAIN: Earlier, we saw the girls
291
00:14:06,766 --> 00:14:08,846
looking like
they'd just looted Primark
292
00:14:08,846 --> 00:14:12,766
as they made a frantic dash
to Casa Amor.
293
00:14:12,766 --> 00:14:14,166
The high-pitched screams
294
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,966
not only attracted every
stray dog from miles around...
295
00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:19,086
SCREAMING
296
00:14:19,086 --> 00:14:22,326
..it also served as a mating call
to a pack of sexy single boys
297
00:14:22,326 --> 00:14:25,846
and their cue to slo-mo their way
into the villa.
298
00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:27,766
# Nice to meet you
Enchante
299
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:32,726
# I like dirty dancin' and Champagne
300
00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:37,366
# I don't even
Need to know your name... #
301
00:14:37,366 --> 00:14:38,886
IAIN: And while our ears
are still ringing,
302
00:14:38,886 --> 00:14:44,526
here are the unseen moments
our eyes didn't get to see.
303
00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:46,446
I went on a hen do this summer.
God, I've been so many times.
304
00:14:46,446 --> 00:14:50,526
And we went to the airport,
and bought this dildo. Mum came.
305
00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:53,406
She's like, 73, bless her.
You did not put it in her suitcase?
306
00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:55,326
Yeah, no, I put it in her bag!
Fuck's sake. I put it in her bag.
307
00:14:55,326 --> 00:14:57,646
So, we put it through
airport security,
308
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,926
and the security guard went,
"Excuse me,
309
00:14:59,926 --> 00:15:02,006
"can you explain to me
everything that's in this bag?"
310
00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:05,006
She was like,
"Erm, some sandals, some jewellery.
311
00:15:05,006 --> 00:15:08,166
"And I-I think somebody
might have put a dildo in there."
312
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,126
He was like, "You mean this?"
And got it out.
313
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,966
Everyone started laughing.
314
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:13,646
So, when did you come out
of the Navy? How many years ago?
315
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,006
Like, September time last year.
316
00:15:16,006 --> 00:15:17,486
So you're good at making a bed,
then?
317
00:15:17,486 --> 00:15:19,126
Yeah, I can make a bed.
And flipping a coin on it.
318
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,406
Yeah. Do they do that,
or is that old school?
319
00:15:22,406 --> 00:15:24,366
Flipping a coin?
Yeah, flipping a coin on the bed,
320
00:15:24,366 --> 00:15:26,246
make sure it bounces.
Got to be tight.
321
00:15:26,246 --> 00:15:27,806
Never heard of that in my life.
Shut up!
322
00:15:27,806 --> 00:15:29,166
They do it in movies all the time.
Really?
323
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,086
Did you not know about that?
Nah.
324
00:15:31,086 --> 00:15:33,006
But I didn't pull anyone for a chat.
325
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,926
And then I was there and I thought,
"Fuck it, yeah." Yeah.
326
00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:38,246
"I'll speak to Lana." Got to get on
job. That's how it works in here.
327
00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,726
I actually really
don't like that phrase either.
328
00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:43,286
You lot just seem
to be saying it naturally.
329
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:46,126
Oh, no, we just say it all the time.
330
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,966
Yeah, we say it all the time.
Everyone's like, "On job."
331
00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:49,126
When we do speeches,
"On job, on job."
332
00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:52,886
D'you wanna go get some chocolate?
333
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,726
IAIN: Yeah, Frankie.
Comfort eat your way out of the fact
334
00:15:54,726 --> 00:16:02,966
you dissed our Islanders'
favourite new phrase.
335
00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:05,526
Earlier, the girls snuck out
in such a hurry to get to Casa Amor
336
00:16:05,526 --> 00:16:08,326
they didn't have time
to grab their stuff.
337
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:12,046
So here are some unseen clips
of the boys packing for them.
338
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:15,366
KAI: Bro, I'm packing bare jumpers.
Bare baggy shit.
339
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:16,646
CASEY: I wish I had a sister.
340
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:19,846
Then I'd probably understand more
what girls wear.
341
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,046
I've got no idea how to pack
a girl's suitcase, to be honest.
342
00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:26,246
I'm packing probably bikinis
which I think are underwear,
343
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,966
and it's all a bit crazy downstairs.
344
00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:31,406
What the fuck is this?
345
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:35,726
Oh, it's a top.
Five guesses what the fuck that is.
346
00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,086
Oh, that's nice.
No, it's not.
347
00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:42,926
Yeah, I think I'm done.
Only one pair of heels.
348
00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:46,006
What the hell is that?
How the... What is this?
349
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,566
What is that?
It's like a bungee jump thing.
350
00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:49,646
LAUGHTER
351
00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:52,126
No, no, Tanya told me
she does karate. She's a black belt.
352
00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:53,806
Shut up, bro.
Shut the fuck up!
353
00:16:53,806 --> 00:16:56,126
Shall I pack it for her? Just to...
Yeah. I'm gonna pack it for her.
354
00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:59,486
Oh, who's farted? That actually
stinks. Kai, is that you?
355
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,926
KAI: Yeah.
Jesus!
356
00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:03,246
IAIN: And here are some unseen clips
357
00:17:03,246 --> 00:17:06,926
of how much the girls
appreciated the boys' efforts. Not!
358
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:11,566
This isn't even my dress!
No! Why has he given me jeans?!
359
00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:13,966
JESSIE: Five skirts and no tops!
360
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,446
The boys packed us NOTHING.
361
00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:21,366
OK, I'm sorry, but this is shit.
This is not what I wanted!
362
00:17:21,366 --> 00:17:26,406
CLAUDIA: I've got no pyjamas.
All I've got is fucking pyjamas!
363
00:17:26,406 --> 00:17:30,726
This is actually broken. Does anyone
wanna wear this bikini tomorrow?
364
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,086
SHE LAUGHS
365
00:17:32,086 --> 00:17:36,446
What is that?! Why did he pack me
the shorts but not the top?
366
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,606
Will's put only long skirts in.
367
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,886
He packed me his jumper, his hat...
368
00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:44,686
and then, like,
pyjamas and long skirts.
369
00:17:44,686 --> 00:17:48,086
Oh, my God, guys,
he's packed me dirty things.
370
00:17:48,086 --> 00:17:50,206
Oh, no!
ALL LAUGHING
371
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,966
I don't even have a bikini.
372
00:17:53,966 --> 00:17:57,326
Will did not pack me
one single bikini!
373
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,926
I don't think
I have any make-up either.
374
00:17:58,926 --> 00:18:03,126
IAIN: Back in the villa,
375
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:06,886
Casey and Will were made up they
didn't pack all of the girls' stuff.
376
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:13,366
MUSIC: 'Dance
Of The Sugar Plum Fairy'
377
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:28,086
CHUCKLES
378
00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:36,446
LAUGHS
379
00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:48,446
THEY CACKLE
380
00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:59,766
I'm proper tired, man. Please...
381
00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:01,806
Shaq looks so pretty.
382
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:10,486
CHUCKLING
383
00:19:10,486 --> 00:19:11,886
Am I bleeding?
384
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:15,766
THEY CHUCKLE
385
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,846
What the fuck is on my lips, bro?
386
00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:20,286
Are you bleeding?
Are you bleeding?
387
00:19:20,286 --> 00:19:21,926
I thought it was blood.
388
00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:23,646
Oh, you pricks!
389
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:26,446
LAUGHTER
390
00:19:26,446 --> 00:19:28,686
You fucking pricks.
391
00:19:28,686 --> 00:19:30,726
Yes, they are, Shaq.
392
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:37,686
Oh, my days.
393
00:19:37,686 --> 00:19:40,646
With the OG boys not around to make
them their usual morning coffees,
394
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:44,846
the girls are having to rely on
the new Casa lads to perk them up.
395
00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:48,526
Not so much baristas,
as embarrass-tas.
396
00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:50,126
Check this out.
397
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:52,046
Samie, what you having?
398
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:54,046
Can I have an iced coffee?
399
00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:55,326
Do you know how to make
an iced coffee?
400
00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:57,806
Yeah, I'll give it a go. An iced
coffee with oat milk, please.
401
00:19:57,806 --> 00:19:59,166
I know how to make
the best iced coffee
402
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,526
in the north-east, by the way.
403
00:20:00,526 --> 00:20:03,566
Ha!
Anyone want any tips, shout us.
404
00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:06,006
Trust me.
Yeah?
405
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:09,886
Got a great eye for it.
406
00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:13,286
Fucking hell.
BOYS GROAN
407
00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:19,726
Have a smell of that.
Wait there, I need a spoon in.
408
00:20:19,726 --> 00:20:21,486
I just put my fingers in that.
LAUGHTER
409
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,326
Did you?
410
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:25,606
Samie, here we go.
Ha! Thank you.
411
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:27,646
Try that.
Cheers.
412
00:20:27,646 --> 00:20:31,646
I want to see your... reaction.
413
00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:32,566
It's nice.
Sweet.
414
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:35,406
Mmm, I like it.
415
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:36,726
It's the perfect coffee.
Perfect!
416
00:20:36,726 --> 00:20:37,686
Yeah, it's nice.
Amazing.
417
00:20:37,686 --> 00:20:38,886
Congratulations, boys,
418
00:20:38,886 --> 00:20:40,246
it's good to know that
when you leave here,
419
00:20:40,246 --> 00:20:42,486
Love Island's loss
will be Starbucks' gain.
420
00:20:42,486 --> 00:20:44,686
But I think you lot
have had too much caffeine.
421
00:20:44,686 --> 00:20:45,686
It's hot.
422
00:20:45,686 --> 00:20:48,246
Ah! Yes, boys! Pumped on!
423
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,486
So while the caffeine
was kicking in over at Casa,
424
00:20:50,486 --> 00:20:51,606
back at the villa,
something else
425
00:20:51,606 --> 00:20:53,526
was about to get
their hearts racing.
426
00:20:53,526 --> 00:20:56,926
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
427
00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:59,446
# Where my girls
Where my girls at...? #
428
00:20:59,446 --> 00:21:02,366
As six new girls
headed towards the Villa.
429
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:05,846
# Yeah, this the type of thing
I'm looking for
430
00:21:05,846 --> 00:21:08,566
# Where my girls
Where my girls at? #
431
00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:09,766
And here's some unseen bits,
432
00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:13,366
proving that the new girls
were very much the boys' cup of tea.
433
00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:15,206
How are you feeling?
I'm good.
434
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,646
I'm really good.
Good.
435
00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:19,686
It's, erm,
it's nice to have new faces.
436
00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:21,886
I know, it's exciting, isn't it?
New personalities.
437
00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:25,006
Oh, God, look at him!
He's hil...
438
00:21:25,006 --> 00:21:27,926
Like, you have no idea
what you're in for.
439
00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:31,846
Oh, he's wild, but I love it.
He doesn't stop either.
440
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:34,046
That might burn your bum.
Oh, that is gonna burn my bum!
441
00:21:34,046 --> 00:21:35,446
Yeah, look, come on.
Holy hell.
442
00:21:35,446 --> 00:21:37,086
Holy hell!
Do you put water on it?
443
00:21:37,086 --> 00:21:39,566
Yeah.
Urgh! What is that?!
444
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:44,166
There's loads of bugs in here.
Argh!
445
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,686
Oh, look at this.
Oh, God!
446
00:21:46,686 --> 00:21:47,686
THEY LAUGH
447
00:21:47,686 --> 00:21:49,086
You asked me out on a date.
448
00:21:49,086 --> 00:21:50,726
You're like, "Hey, babe,
I wanna cook for you.
449
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,566
"I wanna do you a three-course
meal." What you cooking me?
450
00:21:52,566 --> 00:21:54,886
What, starter, main, desert?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
451
00:21:54,886 --> 00:21:57,646
Obviously, you gotta splash it out.
Starter, probably do some calamari.
452
00:21:57,646 --> 00:22:01,566
Oh! Tick!
Love a bit of calamari.
453
00:22:01,566 --> 00:22:04,006
Ha! Then the main,
we'll keep it seafoody.
454
00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:05,086
Yeah, all right.
455
00:22:05,086 --> 00:22:06,366
Go for a paella.
All right.
456
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,766
For dessert,
it depends on what you like.
457
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:10,446
Do you like a fruity sort of vibe?
No.
458
00:22:10,446 --> 00:22:12,046
No? OK.
459
00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:14,166
Decadent.
I've never heard of that.
460
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,566
What do you...?
What is that?
461
00:22:15,566 --> 00:22:17,086
That's just a word.
Oh!
462
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,886
I thought we were talking,
fucking, erm, about a dessert.
463
00:22:20,886 --> 00:22:22,726
No, I mean, you want it to be
really decadent.
464
00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:24,006
So, chocolate...
Oh, yeah.
465
00:22:24,006 --> 00:22:26,006
You would classify chocolate
as decadent. Oh, yeah.
466
00:22:26,006 --> 00:22:28,446
What do I like?
I would say if I could build, like,
467
00:22:28,446 --> 00:22:30,486
the perfect guy out of all of you,
right... Yeah.
468
00:22:30,486 --> 00:22:32,886
I say I would take
Will's personality.
469
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:36,446
Yeah. He's the funniest guy
you will meet.
470
00:22:36,446 --> 00:22:39,206
He's just so, like, crazy, wild,
laid-back. He doesn't care.
471
00:22:39,206 --> 00:22:42,046
He doesn't.
Erm, probably Tom's height.
472
00:22:42,046 --> 00:22:44,326
Yeah, 6'5". Don't blame you.
Yeah.
473
00:22:44,326 --> 00:22:46,686
Maybe, like, Shaq's build.
Yeah, he's a big bloke.
474
00:22:46,686 --> 00:22:49,806
And, actually... And your charm.
You're very charming.
475
00:22:49,806 --> 00:22:52,046
RON CHUCKLES
Yeah, yeah. I'd say that.
476
00:22:52,046 --> 00:22:53,766
That would be
the perfect guy. There you go.
477
00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:55,526
At least I've got some of the traits
in there. I know.
478
00:22:55,526 --> 00:22:57,846
I don't really have
a hair-colour type,
479
00:22:57,846 --> 00:23:01,886
or a type in the sense that
if I can be myself around someone,
480
00:23:01,886 --> 00:23:03,966
that's all I want, really.
481
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,886
Yeah, but I feel like...
To be as weird as possible.
482
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:07,726
..you can do that with everyone.
Do you think?
483
00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:10,406
Yeah. I feel like you're confident
and weird, in a good way.
484
00:23:10,406 --> 00:23:12,166
Yeah. Are you?
Yeah.
485
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,526
How weird are were we talking, then?
Will you do me the dragon?
486
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:20,726
GAME OF THRONES
THEME PLAYS
487
00:23:20,726 --> 00:23:21,966
Will you do me the dragon?
488
00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:24,566
THEY SHRIEK
489
00:23:24,566 --> 00:23:28,406
THEY LAUGH
490
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:30,366
Did you watch Game Of Thrones?
Did I fuck! No.
491
00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:32,166
RECORD SCRATCHES
What?! I'm just really into dragons.
492
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,086
Well, that's weird.
493
00:23:34,086 --> 00:23:35,446
IAIN:
I think you'd love Game Of Thrones.
494
00:23:35,446 --> 00:23:38,286
Will, the girls are even more
scantily clad than on this show.
495
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:46,646
And they have dragons!
496
00:23:46,646 --> 00:23:49,126
Before we enter the break,
here's an unseen clip of the girls
497
00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:51,406
sitting around the fire pit
in Casa Amor
498
00:23:51,406 --> 00:23:53,806
discussing what they look for
in a boy.
499
00:23:53,806 --> 00:23:56,006
I dunno.
Like, smile, eyes...
500
00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:58,966
Just a good hairline, a beard,
tall, tattoos.
501
00:23:58,966 --> 00:24:02,166
I love how it's the good hairline.
And I want someone who is just kind.
502
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:17,726
Come back after the break
and find out.
503
00:24:17,726 --> 00:24:20,846
# Take me back
Back, back, back... #
504
00:24:20,846 --> 00:24:22,766
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to
Love Island Unseen Bits.
505
00:24:22,766 --> 00:24:25,446
It's Casa Amor,
and we've got two villas on the go -
506
00:24:25,446 --> 00:24:27,246
that's not only
twice as many Islanders,
507
00:24:27,246 --> 00:24:30,566
but twice as many
twinkly festoon lights.
508
00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:32,566
The electricity bill
is costing a fortune.
509
00:24:32,566 --> 00:24:35,406
# Take me back
Back, back, back, back... #
510
00:24:35,406 --> 00:24:39,126
But there is a weird energy bolt
coursing through the Islanders...
511
00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:44,406
..and it's burning so bright they're
having to wear shades in bed.
512
00:24:44,406 --> 00:24:47,726
I'm so smart.
It feels like I'm in a seat. Cool.
513
00:24:47,726 --> 00:24:52,366
There will always be sceptics.
514
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,526
But the truth
of what really fuels the villa
515
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,966
is written on the novelty doormat.
516
00:24:56,966 --> 00:24:59,206
"This house runs on prosecco."
We've got, erm,
517
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,926
"Don't beware of the dogs,
beware of the owners."
518
00:25:01,926 --> 00:25:03,366
LAUGHTER
519
00:25:03,366 --> 00:25:06,726
Ah, that's so witty (!)
520
00:25:06,726 --> 00:25:09,686
You'd love my
"beer o'clock" tea towel,
521
00:25:09,686 --> 00:25:12,766
and my, "Live, laugh, love" stencil
on my kitchen wall.
522
00:25:12,766 --> 00:25:16,366
They're hysterical!
523
00:25:16,366 --> 00:25:17,806
Before the break, we saw the girls
524
00:25:17,806 --> 00:25:19,206
sitting around the fire pit
in Casa Amor,
525
00:25:19,206 --> 00:25:21,966
discussing
what they look for in a boy.
526
00:25:21,966 --> 00:25:24,566
Like, smile, eyes. Just a good
hairline, a beard, tall, tattoos.
527
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:28,246
That's a good one.
And I want someone who is...
528
00:25:28,246 --> 00:25:32,366
Well, here's...
529
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,806
LANA GASPS,
LAUGHTER
530
00:25:34,806 --> 00:25:36,406
Oh, no. What happened?
531
00:25:36,406 --> 00:25:38,766
What the fuck?!
I don't know.
532
00:25:38,766 --> 00:25:41,046
LAUGHING: I'm so sorry.
533
00:25:41,046 --> 00:25:44,726
Oh, no, we need to go and sort this.
I'm so sorry.
534
00:25:44,726 --> 00:25:46,286
SHE SQUEALS
535
00:25:46,286 --> 00:25:48,006
Lana?
Shit!
536
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,286
Oh! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,
I don't know what happened.
537
00:25:50,286 --> 00:25:52,366
Liv, your bum's wet.
Oh, no.
538
00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:54,766
Oh, fuck!
I don't know what happened.
539
00:25:54,766 --> 00:25:58,446
Why is it funny?
HAIRDRYER BLASTS
540
00:25:58,446 --> 00:26:00,806
They better not air that.
LAUGHTER
541
00:26:00,806 --> 00:26:03,206
No, of course we wouldn't, Olivia.
542
00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:12,406
Oops, too late,
we already have, sorry.
543
00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:15,406
This week saw the return of
a Casa Amor Love Island classic -
544
00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:18,366
Raunchy Races.
545
00:26:18,366 --> 00:26:20,926
But there was a typo on my script,
and it said "Raunchy Faces",
546
00:26:20,926 --> 00:26:23,406
which is why you're all seeing
this unseen clip
547
00:26:23,406 --> 00:26:25,726
of the Islanders'
facial impressions.
548
00:26:25,726 --> 00:26:28,406
# Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go to it
549
00:26:28,406 --> 00:26:32,406
# Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
550
00:26:32,406 --> 00:26:36,726
# Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck it, chew it
551
00:26:36,726 --> 00:26:44,366
# Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
552
00:26:44,366 --> 00:26:47,686
# Come. #
553
00:26:47,686 --> 00:26:50,526
Being sexy and fiercely competitive,
well, it is a dating show,
554
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,726
our Islanders dived straight into
the Raunchy Races...
555
00:26:53,726 --> 00:26:55,166
# Let's go
Yo... #
556
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:58,606
..and following a well-timed
text off yours truly...
557
00:26:58,606 --> 00:27:00,206
TEXT ALERT
558
00:27:00,206 --> 00:27:02,686
Underwater snog with the Islander
you think is the sexiest. Go!
559
00:27:02,686 --> 00:27:05,886
Go, Go, go, go. ..the Islanders
received a text at the same time,
560
00:27:05,886 --> 00:27:08,646
and whoever
did the challenge fastest, won.
561
00:27:08,646 --> 00:27:10,246
Yeah!
CHEERING
562
00:27:10,246 --> 00:27:15,366
And here are the Raunchy Races
you didn't get to see.
563
00:27:15,366 --> 00:27:20,526
Obviously, "raunchy"
is gonna be spicy.
564
00:27:20,526 --> 00:27:23,286
You know, it's gonna be cheeky!
565
00:27:23,286 --> 00:27:25,046
TEXT ALERT
566
00:27:25,046 --> 00:27:27,606
Have a three-way kiss with the two
Islanders you fancy the most.
567
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:30,406
Right, Casey, Tom,
quick, quick, quick. Oh!
568
00:27:30,406 --> 00:27:33,246
Yeah!
CHEERING
569
00:27:33,246 --> 00:27:35,486
I kissed Tom.
LAUGHTER
570
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:39,006
Olivia and Lana.
Oh, my God. Go, Go, go, go.
571
00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:41,606
CHEERING
572
00:27:41,606 --> 00:27:43,526
The villa were fastest.
CHEERING
573
00:27:43,526 --> 00:27:49,166
What?
Why?
574
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:52,366
Seductively lick the leg of the
Islander you think is the tastiest.
575
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,366
Ooh.
Tastiest?
576
00:27:54,366 --> 00:27:55,646
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
577
00:27:55,646 --> 00:27:59,406
CHEERING
578
00:27:59,406 --> 00:28:03,406
Hey.
Ooh!
579
00:28:03,406 --> 00:28:06,086
Right, stop, done, done.
SHE RETCHES
580
00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:07,926
Lovely (!) I was about...
I was gonna get my...
581
00:28:07,926 --> 00:28:10,166
You looked really clean.
I was gonna get my Croc off. Sorry?
582
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,486
I was trying to take my Croc off,
583
00:28:12,486 --> 00:28:14,966
I thought she was gonna
lick up my toes and legs.
584
00:28:14,966 --> 00:28:17,126
And everyone looked at me funny
585
00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:20,326
and thought I said something else
instead of "Croc."
586
00:28:20,326 --> 00:28:23,486
I'll let you use your imagination.
587
00:28:23,486 --> 00:28:24,846
I mean,
I didn't shave my legs today, so...
588
00:28:24,846 --> 00:28:26,726
unlucky for you.
LAUGHTER
589
00:28:26,726 --> 00:28:29,846
TEXT ALERT
Casa Amor were fastest.
590
00:28:29,846 --> 00:28:31,606
Oh, my days.
591
00:28:31,606 --> 00:28:33,486
CHEERING
592
00:28:33,486 --> 00:28:36,646
ALL: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
593
00:28:36,646 --> 00:28:39,086
Happy, focus, thinking caps on.
594
00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:42,006
TEXT ALERT
The boy with the smallest feet
595
00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,566
must suck the toes
of the girl they fancy most.
596
00:28:44,566 --> 00:28:48,166
Ten, ten. I'm nine.
ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
597
00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:50,646
Oh, my God.
598
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,206
CHEERING
599
00:28:53,206 --> 00:28:55,406
I must admit,
not a fan of sucking toes.
600
00:28:55,406 --> 00:28:57,446
Don't suck toes on the outside.
601
00:28:57,446 --> 00:29:00,526
People were asking, "How was it?"
602
00:29:00,526 --> 00:29:03,806
I'm no toe connoisseur,
I have absolutely no idea.
603
00:29:03,806 --> 00:29:07,246
LAUGHTER
Yeah!
604
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,286
APPLAUSE
Yeah, done it very well.
605
00:29:09,286 --> 00:29:10,806
I'm sorry.
I'm here for it.
606
00:29:10,806 --> 00:29:13,006
Casa Amor were fastest.
I knew it.
607
00:29:13,006 --> 00:29:17,286
CHEERING
Whoo!
608
00:29:17,286 --> 00:29:19,926
Any Islander who speaks
a second language
609
00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:22,166
should ask for a kiss
in that language
610
00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:24,446
from the Islander
they fancy the most.
611
00:29:24,446 --> 00:29:25,886
Anyone speak another language?
A little bit.
612
00:29:25,886 --> 00:29:27,326
SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
613
00:29:27,326 --> 00:29:29,126
Go, go, go.
Is this a kiss, or what?
614
00:29:29,126 --> 00:29:31,846
GASPING,
CHEERING
615
00:29:31,846 --> 00:29:33,566
Can anyone else
speak another language?
616
00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:36,526
Je... Je m'appelle...
617
00:29:36,526 --> 00:29:39,846
HE CHUCKLES
Je m'appelle Will.
618
00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:42,046
Absolutely fucked it there,
didn't I?
619
00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:45,126
IAIN: As we all know, it was the
main villa that won the challenge.
620
00:29:45,126 --> 00:29:49,486
Whoo! We won the party.
And it is buzzin'!
621
00:29:49,486 --> 00:29:56,606
ALL CHANT: Villa! Villa! Villa!
622
00:29:56,606 --> 00:30:00,686
If you ask me, the Love Island Villa
is the Eighth Wonder Of The World.
623
00:30:00,686 --> 00:30:03,366
And I don't care
what anyone "sphinx"!
624
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:06,366
The entire aesthetic is inspired
by ancient Egyptian culture.
625
00:30:06,366 --> 00:30:11,686
MUSIC: 'Walk Like an Egyptian'
by The Bangles
626
00:30:11,686 --> 00:30:13,006
IAIN: Like the ancient Egyptians,
627
00:30:13,006 --> 00:30:15,126
our designers use a form
of indecipherable hieroglyphics.
628
00:30:15,126 --> 00:30:18,446
And the fire pit,
kitchen and pool areas
629
00:30:18,446 --> 00:30:23,006
are also inspired
by ancient Egyptian symbolism.
630
00:30:23,006 --> 00:30:24,686
They wanted to fill the pool
with asses' milk,
631
00:30:24,686 --> 00:30:27,206
but we had to draw the line
somewhere.
632
00:30:27,206 --> 00:30:29,006
Other than that, the place
is a trove of hidden treasures
633
00:30:29,006 --> 00:30:31,406
buried deep inside the villa.
634
00:30:31,406 --> 00:30:33,886
Let me wrap you up.
All right. Like a mummy.
635
00:30:33,886 --> 00:30:35,806
Just...
You have to sit up, then.
636
00:30:35,806 --> 00:30:38,606
Yeah, put your legs out.
637
00:30:38,606 --> 00:30:41,206
THEY LAUGH
638
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:43,606
Now we can get more of these.
I'll grab the one off my bed.
639
00:30:43,606 --> 00:30:46,526
We were just messing about.
640
00:30:46,526 --> 00:30:49,086
We always do stupid stuff
in that bedroom.
641
00:30:49,086 --> 00:30:51,086
Just wrestling each other a bit.
642
00:30:51,086 --> 00:30:52,246
Right, mine's tight.
643
00:30:52,246 --> 00:30:54,446
CASEY CHUCKLES
644
00:30:54,446 --> 00:30:56,766
THEY LAUGH
645
00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:58,326
I thought, "Yeah, why not?
Let's give it a go."
646
00:30:58,326 --> 00:31:02,606
WILL EXHALES
Hello, Mister!
647
00:31:02,606 --> 00:31:05,726
Wait, make sure he can't get that
hand out, Will, cos he can untie it.
648
00:31:05,726 --> 00:31:08,966
Little did I know
that they were gonna tie me up
649
00:31:08,966 --> 00:31:11,286
so I couldn't move
an inch of my life and tickle me.
650
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,086
LAUGHTER
651
00:31:13,086 --> 00:31:19,646
He's a bit of a wriggler,
do you know what I mean?
652
00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:21,526
Wriggles about a lot.
653
00:31:21,526 --> 00:31:23,926
So when we really wanted to get
that good tickle timing in,
654
00:31:23,926 --> 00:31:26,086
he couldn't move, bless him.
655
00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:34,326
LAUGHTER
656
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,486
OK, OK.
Time out, time out, time out.
657
00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:39,046
I get three time outs.
I get three time outs.
658
00:31:39,046 --> 00:31:41,926
All right.
Oh, OK.
659
00:31:41,926 --> 00:31:44,326
LAUGHTER
660
00:31:44,326 --> 00:31:46,326
Nym-nym-nym.
Nym-nym-nym.
661
00:31:46,326 --> 00:31:48,726
LAUGHTER
662
00:31:48,726 --> 00:31:50,646
Help! Please!
663
00:31:50,646 --> 00:31:51,966
Please!
664
00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:55,326
LAUGHING: Please!
Have mercy.
665
00:31:55,326 --> 00:31:56,726
He literally couldn't move.
666
00:31:56,726 --> 00:31:58,326
We could have done anything
we wanted.
667
00:31:58,326 --> 00:32:00,766
HE LAUGHS
It was so funny.
668
00:32:00,766 --> 00:32:02,806
Could you tickle him?
Tickle his feet.
669
00:32:02,806 --> 00:32:05,806
CASEY LAUGHS
670
00:32:05,806 --> 00:32:07,966
LAUGHTER
671
00:32:07,966 --> 00:32:10,926
Kai, help. Kai, help.
Please! Please!
672
00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:15,166
Kai, help! I'm tied up.
It doesn't take three of you.
673
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,446
CASEY LAUGHS
674
00:32:17,446 --> 00:32:19,486
Time out!
675
00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:22,406
All right.
See you in a bit, mate.
676
00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:27,286
It was not fun for me.
I'm definitely gonna get my payback.
677
00:32:27,286 --> 00:32:34,566
IAIN: I hope that unseen bit
tickled you as much as it did Casey.
678
00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:37,206
Be it Casa or the main villa,
679
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,966
our Islanders have
nowhere to hide from our cameras.
680
00:32:39,966 --> 00:32:41,766
We're monitoring their every move.
681
00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:44,046
Plus, of course,
we log all the snogs.
682
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:47,406
MUSIC: 'Kiss'
by Prince And The Revolution
683
00:32:47,406 --> 00:32:57,406
And there was one kiss in particular
that set tongues wagging
684
00:32:57,406 --> 00:33:00,326
in more ways than one.
685
00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:02,406
I kind of want another one.
686
00:33:02,406 --> 00:33:03,566
Do you?
Yeah, a little bit.
687
00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:05,406
HE LAUGHS
A little bit
688
00:33:05,406 --> 00:33:07,726
Well, I would come up and...
689
00:33:07,726 --> 00:33:09,966
So, am I gonna get...?
Yeah, I think you're gonna have to.
690
00:33:09,966 --> 00:33:18,046
HE LAUGHS
691
00:33:18,046 --> 00:33:21,646
IAIN: Here are some unseen bits
of what I'm calling Straddlegate.
692
00:33:21,646 --> 00:33:24,006
Actually, I straddled a gate once,
it was a bit too high for me.
693
00:33:24,006 --> 00:33:27,206
Hurt like hell, let me tell you.
694
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:29,206
Tell me why I straddled him, please.
695
00:33:29,206 --> 00:33:30,406
Like, I fully, like...
No, you didn't!
696
00:33:30,406 --> 00:33:32,406
GASPING
697
00:33:32,406 --> 00:33:34,166
I fully went in for a kiss.
698
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:35,926
LAUGHTER
699
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:37,966
Then she went...
700
00:33:37,966 --> 00:33:40,766
She went like this.
701
00:33:40,766 --> 00:33:42,686
LAUGHTER
702
00:33:42,686 --> 00:33:47,766
LAUGHING: She straddled me.
703
00:33:47,766 --> 00:33:50,006
LAUGHTER
704
00:33:50,006 --> 00:33:51,926
I was like...
705
00:33:51,926 --> 00:33:54,086
LAUGHTER
706
00:33:54,086 --> 00:33:55,566
It was a really good kiss.
707
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:57,926
It was a little longer
than the last one. It was? Yeah?
708
00:33:57,926 --> 00:34:01,086
It was a really good
kiss. He's a really good kisser.
709
00:34:01,086 --> 00:34:03,886
Fucking hell. Like, even talk...
Like, fucking hell.
710
00:34:03,886 --> 00:34:06,566
Like, even talking about it,
my stomach...
711
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:10,006
Fuck, he just...
SHE SQUEALS
712
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:11,086
That's what we like.
713
00:34:11,086 --> 00:34:13,006
Oh, God!
714
00:34:13,006 --> 00:34:15,686
Was it nice?
LAUGHTER
715
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:20,926
It was nice. Nice kiss?
Yeah, it was a nice kiss.
716
00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:26,046
I just didn't expect
to be straddled. No.
717
00:34:26,046 --> 00:34:27,966
IAIN: A "straddle on the terrace"
sounds like a cocktail.
718
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:29,766
I quite fancy one myself, actually.
719
00:34:29,766 --> 00:34:38,945
See you after the break
for more Unseen Bits.
720
00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:40,506
See you after the break
for more Unseen Bits.
Let's go. Three, two, one...
Now!
721
00:34:40,506 --> 00:34:44,346
See you after the break
for more Unseen Bits.
IAIN: OK, and welcome
to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
722
00:34:44,346 --> 00:34:46,426
See you after the break
for more Unseen Bits.
the show that takes its cue
from relationship mayhem
723
00:34:46,426 --> 00:34:48,666
unleashed on the main show.
724
00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:50,506
We're not just about the romances
725
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:53,226
and the bromances.
726
00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:55,906
Instead, we let the extraordinary
everyday lives of our Islanders
727
00:34:55,906 --> 00:34:59,106
lead us on a merry dance.
You're just bouncing, bro.
728
00:34:59,106 --> 00:35:01,306
How do we do it, then?
Why do you want to learn?
729
00:35:01,306 --> 00:35:03,506
The vibes are infectious...
730
00:35:03,506 --> 00:35:05,986
Oh, my God! Buzzing!
731
00:35:05,986 --> 00:35:08,706
Take me back, take me back,
take me back.
732
00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:12,706
..the sun is shining
and it's frying the boys' minds.
733
00:35:12,706 --> 00:35:15,106
I think it's going that way, no?
Going that way.
734
00:35:15,106 --> 00:35:16,746
If it's going that way,
it's still morning.
735
00:35:16,746 --> 00:35:18,346
What about if it's going that way?
Huh?
736
00:35:18,346 --> 00:35:20,306
Going that way.
If it was going that way?
737
00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:21,666
Yeah.
What if it's going that way?
738
00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:25,386
Then we're in a bit of a pickle
if it's going that way!
739
00:35:25,386 --> 00:35:28,426
Just the finest sunkissed clips
selected just for you.
740
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,106
You might be tired,
but come on, everyone...
741
00:35:30,106 --> 00:35:32,586
make some noise!
742
00:35:32,586 --> 00:35:34,626
Meow.
743
00:35:34,626 --> 00:35:39,666
Prrr.
744
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:42,906
THEY SNIGGER
745
00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:45,586
Ow-ow!
746
00:35:45,586 --> 00:35:48,906
Wah-wah-wah!
747
00:35:48,906 --> 00:36:00,306
TOM GRUNTS
748
00:36:00,306 --> 00:36:03,586
Despite it looking like
a 24/7 party,
749
00:36:03,586 --> 00:36:07,386
life in the villa
can sometimes be quite dull.
750
00:36:07,386 --> 00:36:09,226
So when something
out of the ordinary happens,
751
00:36:09,226 --> 00:36:11,586
the Islanders wet themselves
with excitement.
752
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:14,226
Luckily, Tom was already
heading to the bathroom.
753
00:36:14,226 --> 00:36:15,466
Tom, where you going?
754
00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:16,826
Just to the toilet.
I'll be two minutes.
755
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:18,306
Toilet. He's like a child.
756
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,506
Pfft. Fuck me, bruv.
757
00:36:20,506 --> 00:36:24,146
And Tom's not the only one
who's like a big kid.
758
00:36:24,146 --> 00:36:27,066
Look, I bought myself a new toy!
Cooey!
759
00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:31,106
MUSIC: 'Danger Zone'
by Kenny Loggins
760
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,746
Look, lads, I'm upside down!
761
00:36:33,746 --> 00:36:37,266
Oh, feel bit queasy now.
762
00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:39,826
Think it's just going
to the shops or something.
763
00:36:39,826 --> 00:36:41,546
No shop runs for me, Ron,
764
00:36:41,546 --> 00:36:45,426
I'm starting my own airline -
IainsyJet.
765
00:36:45,426 --> 00:36:46,986
Must have a few quid
to spend it on fuel.
766
00:36:46,986 --> 00:36:48,106
Fuel, schmuel.
767
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,506
As long as the little red fuel
light doesn't come on, I'll...
768
00:36:50,506 --> 00:36:52,986
Oh, dear.
769
00:36:52,986 --> 00:36:54,586
Do you reckon he's got scared?
770
00:36:54,586 --> 00:37:00,026
# Highway to the Danger Zone... #
771
00:37:00,026 --> 00:37:02,306
Well, I wasn't,
but now I see the fuel gauge,
772
00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:04,226
I've totally lost my nerve.
773
00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:07,546
Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf!
774
00:37:07,546 --> 00:37:09,146
Oh, my days, Thomas.
775
00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:13,386
Is Tom all right?
I think he's doing a shit.
776
00:37:13,386 --> 00:37:15,426
Fucking said two minutes,
the fucking idiot.
777
00:37:15,426 --> 00:37:19,186
Tom, hurry up!
I'm gonna do a loop the loop!
778
00:37:19,186 --> 00:37:23,666
# Highway to the Danger Zone. #
779
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:26,266
Where is he?
He's right there.
780
00:37:26,266 --> 00:37:30,186
Hiya, Tom!
781
00:37:30,186 --> 00:37:32,426
He's a real daredevil.
782
00:37:32,426 --> 00:37:34,906
Don't get many of them these days.
783
00:37:34,906 --> 00:37:36,946
I'm not a daredevil.
Please, do something!
784
00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:41,306
Mayday, Mayday! Help me!
785
00:37:41,306 --> 00:37:43,586
Have you seen what it
says on his, erm, on his plane?
786
00:37:43,586 --> 00:37:47,266
Casa Amor.
787
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:51,106
Oh, no, it doesn't. It says,
"All the girls are re-coupling."
788
00:37:51,106 --> 00:37:52,906
Never mind re-coupling,
789
00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:55,146
they'll be re-coupling
my legs to my torso
790
00:37:55,146 --> 00:38:02,346
if you don't just stop
sitting there, and do something!
791
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:05,506
Well, that was terrifying, but it
seems that even back on the ground
792
00:38:05,506 --> 00:38:08,626
there is still plenty
to be scared of,
793
00:38:08,626 --> 00:38:13,066
as we discovered a few weeks ago
in our Beach Hut Bonanza!
794
00:38:13,066 --> 00:38:14,586
I used to be just like,
"No, argh!"
795
00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:17,666
As soon as I see a spider,
especially a big spider,
796
00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:19,986
I'm out, I'm gone.
This is making my skin itch already.
797
00:38:19,986 --> 00:38:23,266
But that was BC, Before Claudia,
798
00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:25,306
meaning we didn't have a Scooby
about her fears or phobias.
799
00:38:25,306 --> 00:38:27,866
Until now.
800
00:38:27,866 --> 00:38:30,386
My biggest fear in life is spiders.
Oh, I hate spiders.
801
00:38:30,386 --> 00:38:33,386
No, as in, we're not gonna work,
are we? Cos I will...
802
00:38:33,386 --> 00:38:35,626
I will literally be the one
jumping on the bed, like...
803
00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,666
I'll actually have
to grow some balls.
804
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:39,626
They make me feel physically sick.
Do you know what, like?
805
00:38:39,626 --> 00:38:43,426
When people have, like,
them on their hand.... No.
806
00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:45,066
..and let them, like, walk.
No, can't do it.
807
00:38:45,066 --> 00:38:47,546
But you've been to Australia.
D'you see any out there?
808
00:38:47,546 --> 00:38:49,866
You know what? No, I didn't.
Everyone was like,
809
00:38:49,866 --> 00:38:52,146
"When you go to the toilet, lift up
the seat check there's no spiders."
810
00:38:52,146 --> 00:38:55,266
And then you couldn't go in the
sea at night cos there was, like,
811
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,146
a crocodile on the loose
on the beach.
812
00:38:57,146 --> 00:38:58,586
And then there's great whites.
813
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,586
Then you've got to swim,
like, in these nets,
814
00:39:00,586 --> 00:39:02,626
so jellyfish don't sting you.
I don't know how people do it.
815
00:39:02,626 --> 00:39:04,346
I don't know how people
do it in Australia. No.
816
00:39:04,346 --> 00:39:06,786
You're suffering from
a very common condition
817
00:39:06,786 --> 00:39:08,946
called Australia-phobia, Claudia.
818
00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:12,106
I get it every time
we play them at rugby.
819
00:39:12,106 --> 00:39:13,786
So we were talking about it
and Jessie was saying,
820
00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:15,586
the huntsman, she said they
are absolutely massive.
821
00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:16,986
Spider?
They go in your car.
822
00:39:16,986 --> 00:39:19,146
I do not want no crawly things
all over me, thank you very much.
823
00:39:19,146 --> 00:39:22,426
And people say you're meant
to eat eight in your lifetime.
824
00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:25,746
I'm like... What? You're supposed
to eat eight spiders?
825
00:39:25,746 --> 00:39:27,946
Yeah, because you sleep
with your mouth open.
826
00:39:27,946 --> 00:39:29,826
I don't sleep with my mouth open.
You do, you definitely do.
827
00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,906
No, I really don't. No, I don't.
828
00:39:31,906 --> 00:39:34,706
IAIN: When you say you're
supposed to eat eight spiders
829
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,746
in your lifetime, Claudia,
remember that that's an estimate,
830
00:39:36,746 --> 00:39:42,306
not an actual legal requirement.
831
00:39:42,306 --> 00:39:45,506
Over the years, Love Island
832
00:39:45,506 --> 00:39:48,546
has become part of the fabric of
British culture, like Shakespeare.
833
00:39:48,546 --> 00:39:50,466
And nothing sums up
the romance, regret, intrigue
834
00:39:50,466 --> 00:39:52,666
and wavering loyalties
of our epic drama
835
00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:58,066
than the post-Casa re-coupling.
836
00:39:58,066 --> 00:39:59,706
Enter the leading lady.
837
00:39:59,706 --> 00:40:15,706
DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC
838
00:40:15,706 --> 00:40:19,626
IAIN: Let us begin our
dramatic story, told in three acts.
839
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,506
We had the history.
840
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:25,706
A leopard never changes her spots.
841
00:40:25,706 --> 00:40:32,506
I actually meant it
when I said that I love you.
842
00:40:32,506 --> 00:40:35,546
I think that's just history.
843
00:40:35,546 --> 00:40:39,226
IAIN: We saw the tragedy.
844
00:40:39,226 --> 00:40:41,306
DRAMATIC,
TRAGIC MUSIC
845
00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:55,666
I... honestly feel like
the worst human.
846
00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:59,546
I... honestly feel like
the worst human.
847
00:40:59,546 --> 00:41:01,906
IAIN: The comedy.
Actually, there was no comedy.
848
00:41:01,906 --> 00:41:04,066
Just an unseen prelude.
849
00:41:04,066 --> 00:41:05,986
Which showed that
before any epic showdown,
850
00:41:05,986 --> 00:41:08,946
there are always backstage nerves.
851
00:41:08,946 --> 00:41:10,226
There's gonna be some shocks.
852
00:41:10,226 --> 00:41:11,866
If there's some shocks,
I'll be like, "Pfft, wow."
853
00:41:11,866 --> 00:41:13,586
Gonna be like, "What?!"
I'll fully vocalise my shock.
854
00:41:13,586 --> 00:41:17,066
KAI FARTS
855
00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:21,146
Who's farted?
Sorry, bros. That one was me.
856
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:26,186
Fuck's sake.
857
00:41:26,186 --> 00:41:36,986
IAIN: It's that time! It's...
858
00:41:36,986 --> 00:41:40,666
And this week, I asked them to do
their best celebrity impressions.
859
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,626
Aw!
Let's go!
860
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,546
SULTRY: I'll be back.
No, no, no, I can do it better!
861
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,106
SAME TONE: I'll be back.
862
00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:49,266
Nope.
863
00:41:49,266 --> 00:41:51,506
Gemma Collins, the GC, babe.
864
00:41:51,506 --> 00:41:53,146
Oh, my God, my hair is frazzled!
865
00:41:53,146 --> 00:41:55,826
It's fuckin' frazzled!
866
00:41:55,826 --> 00:41:58,026
I'm claustrophobic, Darren.
867
00:41:58,026 --> 00:42:01,146
I'm all gamed out. I'm done with the
games. I'm sick of playing games!
868
00:42:01,146 --> 00:42:03,906
LIV GIGGLES
869
00:42:03,906 --> 00:42:05,346
Taylor Swift, I'mma let you finish,
870
00:42:05,346 --> 00:42:08,586
but Beyonce got the best
music video.
871
00:42:08,586 --> 00:42:10,546
Of all time!
872
00:42:10,546 --> 00:42:13,186
TANYA SQUEALS
873
00:42:13,186 --> 00:42:16,346
I wanna do, like, Michael McIntyre.
He used to follow me on Twitter.
874
00:42:16,346 --> 00:42:18,866
Right, so, Will, you're coming
out of retirement for this girl,
875
00:42:18,866 --> 00:42:21,546
and you've gone and kissed Layla.
And now you're feeling all upset.
876
00:42:21,546 --> 00:42:27,426
Let's get fookin' mortal!
877
00:42:27,426 --> 00:42:30,866
Boris! It's the hair for me,
the hair will be like this.
878
00:42:30,866 --> 00:42:33,106
You know, I mean,
of course, you know,
879
00:42:33,106 --> 00:42:34,346
it wasn't really a party,
but, you know,
880
00:42:34,346 --> 00:42:37,466
a bit of wine and cheese
and things like that, you see.
881
00:42:37,466 --> 00:42:40,826
Oh, I can do Britney Spears. OK...
882
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:46,266
# Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know? #
883
00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:49,466
You know off Family Guy,
what's his name, Quagmire?
884
00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:52,346
Giggidy-giggedy-giggedy-giggedy.
885
00:42:52,346 --> 00:42:56,626
Hi, Lois. Me and Brian are gonna
go for a few beers down The Clam.
886
00:42:56,626 --> 00:42:58,586
I really enjoy watching Friends.
887
00:42:58,586 --> 00:43:01,026
# Smelly cat, smelly cat... #
888
00:43:01,026 --> 00:43:02,706
How YOU doin'?
889
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:07,266
We were on a break!
That one was Ross.
890
00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:10,066
And that's how I'm
probably feeling a little bit...
891
00:43:10,066 --> 00:43:12,506
a little bit like now.
892
00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,106
Whew.
AS ROCKY: Adrian!
893
00:43:14,106 --> 00:43:16,346
Let me try, like,
David Attenborough.
894
00:43:16,346 --> 00:43:19,546
AS ATTENBOROUGH: Here we are
in the Love Island garden...
895
00:43:19,546 --> 00:43:22,466
We've got Casey, Tom and Will...
896
00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:26,346
Their female loved ones have gone
out for the day, and they're lost.
897
00:43:26,346 --> 00:43:31,826
And we have Kai, the sloth.
SHE LAUGHS
898
00:43:31,826 --> 00:43:33,506
Oh, man.
899
00:43:33,506 --> 00:43:37,026
You know what I could do?
Scooby Doo.
900
00:43:37,026 --> 00:43:39,106
AS SCOOBY: Shaggy!
901
00:43:39,106 --> 00:43:41,906
I'd love to be a Bond girl.
902
00:43:41,906 --> 00:43:45,306
The name's Bond.
903
00:43:45,306 --> 00:43:46,946
James Bond.
904
00:43:46,946 --> 00:43:48,946
I think I sound too Aussie, don't I?
905
00:43:48,946 --> 00:43:50,666
Let me get into character.
906
00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:52,506
AS IAIN: Tonight...
907
00:43:52,506 --> 00:43:55,146
..on Love Island...
908
00:43:55,146 --> 00:43:58,786
Two new girls...
..enter the villa.
909
00:43:58,786 --> 00:44:04,626
Terrace Tom is in trouble
once again.
910
00:44:04,626 --> 00:44:09,146
IAIN: So, that's enough of that.
Perfect time to end the show.
911
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:14,586
See you all next week.
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