All language subtitles for LHOP S02E09 The Camp-Out.DVDRip.HI.en.LNSGT

NOW, CLASS, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR HOLIDAY,

SO I'M NOT GOING TO
ASSIGN ANY HOMEWORK.

[STUDENTS CHEERING]

BUT YOUR LEAF COLLECTIONS
ARE GOING TO BE DUE

THE DAY YOU GET BACK.

I ALREADY HAVE EVERY
LEAF IN WALNUT GROVE

IN MY BAG.

THAT'S VERY GOOD, WILLIE,

BUT I'M SURE SOME OF
THE OTHER STUDENTS

CAN USE THE TIME TO
COMPLETE THEIR COLLECTIONS.

MISS BEADLE, OUR PA IS
TAKING US ON A CAMP-OUT.

WE CAN GET ALL KINDS
OF LEAVES UP IN THE HILLS.

Miss Beadle: THAT'S
WONDERFUL, LAURA.

I'M SURE YOU CAN BRING BACK

SOME UNUSUAL SPECIMENS
TO SHOW THE CLASS.

Nellie: THAT'S NOT FAIR.

SHE'S GOING SOMEWHERE
SPECIAL TO HUNT FOR LEAVES.

SHE'LL GET BETTER
LEAVES THAN ANYONE ELSE.

YEAH! THAT'S CHEATING.

WILLIE, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

NOW, THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF PLANTS
AND TREES ALL OVER WALNUT GROVE.

THERE'S SO MANY THAT NO
ONE COULD FIND THEM ALL.

ARE WE GOING TO BE GRADED?

YES, MARY, YOU WILL,

AND THE BEST COLLECTION
WILL BE PLACED IN A BOOK,

AND IT WILL BE PUT RIGHT
HERE ON MY DESK FOR DISPLAY.

SO I WANT YOU TO ALL
DO YOUR VERY BEST

AND HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY.

Students: THANK
YOU, MISS BEADLE.

Miss Beadle: CLASS IS DISMISSED.

IF THAT ISN'T JUST
LIKE THE INGALLS,

GIVING THEIR CHILDREN
AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.

LAURA AND MARY WILL
FIND ALL KINDS OF LEAVES

THAT NOBODY CAN
FIND AROUND HERE.

NOW, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT
CHARLES HAS BEEN PLANNING

THIS FISHING TRIP FOR WEEKS.

OH! WELL, YOU
CERTAINLY DON'T THINK

THAT HE'S GOING TO SPEND
ALL OF HIS TIME FISHING, DO YOU?

I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT
HE SETS A GREAT STORE

BY HIS CHILDREN, SO HE'S
GOING TO HELP THEM ALL HE CAN.

YEAH. IT'S NOT FAIR.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT IT.

I EXPECT YOU TO FIND
OUT WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

THEN YOU TAKE YOUR SON AND YOUR
DAUGHTER TO THE EXACT SAME SPOT.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

A MAN DOESN'T JUST INTRUDE
ON ANOTHER MAN'S HOLIDAY.

THE FORESTS AND THE
RIVERS BELONG TO YOU

AS MUCH AS THEY DO TO HIM.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OH, I UNDERSTAND ONLY TOO WELL.

YOU ARE PERFECTLY WILLING TO
STAND BY AND ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN

TO BE TAKEN
ADVANTAGE OF UNFAIRLY.

HARRIET!

THERE ARE... THERE ARE PLENTY
OF LEAVES RIGHT AROUND HERE.

THEY'RE NOT THE SAME.

NELS OLESON, YOU ARE BREAKING

THAT POOR CHILD'S HEART.

LAURA AND MARY ARE
ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT

HOW THEIR PA DOES
THINGS FOR THEM.

THERE ARE GOING TO BE A LOT
OF PEOPLE IN TOWN THIS WEEKEND.

THINK ABOUT ALL THE
BUSINESS THAT WE'LL LOSE.

I WILL STAY HERE
AND MIND THE STORE.

YOU WILL...

YOU MEAN, YOU WANT
US TO GO ALONE?

I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE
OF MINDING THE STORE.

NOW YOU HAVE NO MORE EXCUSES.

WELL, I... I DON'T KNOW
WHERE CHARLES IS GOING.

Harriet: FINISH YOUR SUPPER

AND RIDE OUT THERE
AND TALK TO HIM.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, HARRIET.

AFTER ALL, THE CHILDREN DO
DESERVE EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES.

I'LL GO OUT AND TALK TO
CHARLES RIGHT AFTER SUPPER.

[HORSES APPROACHING]

HEY, NELS.

CHARLES. WHOA.

WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT HERE

THIS TIME OF NIGHT?

WELL, HA HA! BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.

NICE EVENING FOR A RIDE.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE HAVING GOOD
WEATHER FOR YOUR FISHING TRIP.

YEAH, A NEW MOON. GOOD
TIME TO PUT A LINE IN THE WATER.

YEAH. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I
MIGHT DO A LITTLE FISHING MYSELF.

WE GOT THIS NEW
SPLIT BAMBOO ROD IN,

AND I THOUGHT I MIGHT TAKE
OFF FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS

AND TRY IT OUT.

GOOD NOTION. HERE,
LET ME SEE THAT.

I'VE NEVER FISHED
WITH ONE OF THESE.

WELL, YOU LET ME KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE FISHING,

AND I COULD DROP OVER.
YOU COULD TRY ONE OUT.

BETTER THAN THAT, WHY DON'T
YOU COME ALONG WITH US?

WELL, I WAS PLANNING ON
TAKING NELLIE AND WILLIE.

THAT'S FINE WITH US, IF
THEY DON'T MIND ROUGHING IT.

YOU SURE WE
WOULDN'T BE INTRUDING?

NOT AT ALL. WE'RE GOING TO
LEAVE 6:00 SATURDAY MORNING.

WELL, THANK YOU, CHARLES.

6:00, HUH?

THAT'S RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

SEE YOU THEN.

AW, CONSARN IT, CHARLES.

I CAN'T LEAVE IT LIKE THIS.

THE REAL REASON I'M HERE IS...

HARRIET.

OH, I KIND OF THOUGHT IT
WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

YOU DID?

MOST FOLKS DON'T DRIVE
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE

JUST TO TELL ME WHAT
A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IT IS.

[CHUCKLES]

WELL, SHE'S GOT A
BEE IN HER BONNET

ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN
HAVING AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE

COLLECTING LEAVES
FOR THE SCHOOL.

[LAUGHS]

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS
WHEN GETS ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

SHE FIGURES IF, WELL, IF OUR
CHILDREN WENT TO THE SAME PLACE...

AND I FIGURED A COUPLE
OF DAYS OFF TO DO

A LITTLE FISHING, TOO,
AT THE SAME TIME...

BE READY TO LEAVE AT
6:00 SATURDAY MORNING.

YOU MEAN YOU... YOU DON'T MIND?

GLAD TO HAVE YOU ALONG.

THANK YOU, CHARLES.

SEE YOU AT 6:00.

6:00!

RIGHT.

THERE WE ARE.

GOOD.

SWEET DREAMS.

Both: SWEET DREAMS.

Charles: YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE SWEET DREAMS.

YOU LOOK LIKE TWO LITTLE GIRLS

WHO JUST ATE SOME
SOUR GREEN APPLES.

WELL, THE CAMP-OUT WAS
GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.

NOW THAT NELLIE AND
WILLIE ARE COMING,

THEY'RE GOING TO
SPOIL EVERYTHING.

LAURA, FELLOWSHIP AND
NEIGHBORLINESS ARE NOT JUST FOR SUNDAY.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO TRY TO BE NICE

TO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

WELL, IT SHOULD WORK THE
OTHER WAY AROUND, TOO.

NELLIE AND WILLIE
WON'T BE NICE ANYTIME.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'VE
GOT TO GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

Mary: LAURA'S RIGHT, PA.

NELLIE ISN'T NICE TO
ANYBODY... NOT EVEN WILLIE.

I DON'T SEE HOW ANYBODY
COULD BE NICE TO WILLIE.

HE'D EVEN ARGUE
WITH A TREE STUMP.

WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO
BE AROUND THEM ALL THE TIME.

YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO
GET OFF BY YOURSELVES.

YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT.
NOW GO ON. GO TO SLEEP.

GOOD NIGHT, PA.

GOOD NIGHT, PA. GOOD NIGHT, MA.

GOOD NIGHT, MA.

Caroline: GOOD NIGHT.

DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL MANAGE.

IT'S ONLY FOR TWO SHORT DAYS.

SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, MARY.

GOOD NIGHT, LAURA.

TWO SHORT DAYS.

WITH NELLIE AND WILLIE,

THEY'LL BE THE TWO
LONGEST DAYS EVER.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, CARRIE?

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME, HONEY BUN.

WELL, I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING.

HOW MUCH IS THAT, MR. OLESON?

LET'S SEE, IT'S...

AH, GOOD MORNING, MRS. INGALLS.

GOOD MORNING.

IT'S 45 CENTS ALTOGETHER,

BUT SINCE YOU'RE
GOING TO BE COOKING

A LOT OF THIS STUFF

FOR NELLIE, WILLIE, AND ME,

I THINK 25 CENTS WOULD BE FAIR.

OH, THAT'S VERY NICE.
THANK YOU, MR. OLESON.

COOKING FOR... OH,
AM I TO UNDERSTAND

THAT YOU'RE GOING ALONG ON
THE CAMP-OUT, MRS. INGALLS?

CHARLES HATES TO COOK.

BESIDES, I LOVE TO CAMP OUT.

HAVE EVER SINCE I
WAS A LITTLE GIRL.

OH, REALLY?

IT DOES US ALL GOOD

TO GET OUT IN THE
WILDERNESS ONCE IN A WHILE.

YES, IT DOES.

I REMEMBER PAPA USED
TO TAKE US AS CHILDREN.

IT WAS GRAND.

OH, I'LL NEED SOME COCOA.

OH, YES.

Harriet: YOU KNOW,
I NEVER FORGET.

MAMA USED TO PUT ME IN
CHARGE OF HER SAMOVAR,

AND I WOULD LOAD
IT INTO THE SURREY,

MAKING SURE THAT
IT WASN'T SCRATCHED

BY ALL THOSE WICKER BASKETS.

HERE WE ARE.

THAT'S 5 CENTS FOR
THE COCOA, ISN'T IT?

YES.

OH, AND THEN WE WOULD GO
OFF TO OUR FAVORITE HILLTOP,

AND IT WAS A MARVELOUS
VANTAGE POINT

FOR WATCHING THE
BOATING ON THE RIVER.

OH, WELL, I ENVY YOU.

I REALLY WISH I WAS GOING ALONG.

WELL, I THINK THIS CAMP-OUT

IS GOING TO BE A BIT
ROUGHER THAN THAT.

OH, PERHAPS, BUT STILL,

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE
SMELL OF FRESH COFFEE

BREWING IN THE GREAT WILDERNESS.

I'M AFRAID THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS

QUITE THE WAY WE REMEMBER THEM.

WE HAVE A TENDENCY TO FORGET

LITTLE THINGS LIKE MOSQUITOES

AND SNAKES.

OH, WELL, I SUPPOSE SO,
BUT STILL I WOULD ENJOY

WATCHING THE CHILDREN
ENJOYING THEMSELVES AS I DID.

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT THE CHILDREN.

I'LL LOOK AFTER THEM AS
THOUGH THEY WERE MY OWN.

YES, INDEED, AND
THERE IS THE STORE.

YES, I MUST... STAY HERE
AND TAKE CARE OF THE STORE.

WELL, IT'S JUST TOO BAD

THAT WE DIDN'T MAKE
ARRANGEMENTS SOONER.

YES, IT IS. WELL, I'D
BEST BE GETTING ON.

GOOD MORNING, MRS.
OLESON, MR. OLESON.

COME ALONG, CARRIE.

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[DOORBELL JINGLES]

I'LL TRY NOT TO WAKE YOU UP

IN THE MORNING, HARRIET.

I HAVE TO GET AN EARLY START.

OH, DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT ME, DEAR.

I AM GOING TO GET UP AND
COOK YOU A PROPER BREAKFAST.

THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

WHAT?

I HAVE DECIDED TO COOK EVERY
MEAL FOR YOU ON THE CAMP-OUT.

WHAT?

YOU... YOU'RE GOING TO BE

LOOKING AFTER THE STORE.

I HAVE DECIDED TO COME ALONG.

BUT THINK ABOUT ALL
THE MONEY WE'LL LOSE.

OH, PISH-POSH. THERE'S
NO SACRIFICE TOO GREAT

WHERE THE CHILDREN
ARE CONCERNED.

BESIDES... OH, THE TWO OF US

TOGETHER UNDER
THE WILDERNESS SKY.

AH, JUST THINK OF IT.

I AM.

WE'VE GOT TO RECONSIDER.

WHY?

WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR BAD BACK?

NO! NO, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.

BESIDES, IT ISN'T ANYTHING

THAT MAMA WOULDN'T
HAVE DONE FOR PAPA.

WELL... AREN'T YOU PLEASED?

YES, I AM. I'M OVERWHELMED.

HA HA HA! I KNEW YOU WOULD BE.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT.

MWAH!

WE MUST GET TO SLEEP.

WE'VE GOT TO GET STARTED
VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING.

YES, I WILL, DEAR.

GOOD NIGHT.

[HORSE NEIGHS]

PA, HERE THEY COME!

HERE.

TELL YOUR MA WE'RE READY.

Nels: MORNING, CHARLES.

NELS. MRS. OLESON.

MORNING.

WE GOT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
TO START THE TRIP, DON'T WE?

Harriet: OH, MY, IT IS
THAT, MR. INGALLS.

I CAN'T RECALL EVER HAVING SEEN

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

CHARLES...

Caroline: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING, MRS. INGALLS.

CHARLES...

NELS, NOW, YOU
HAVE PLENTY OF TIME

TO TALK TO CHARLES LATER ON.

WE DON'T WANT TO
HOLD ANYBODY UP.

OK. I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND
WITH THE HEAVY STUFF.

I'LL CARRY THE PACK

WITH THE TEA
SERVICE IN IT MYSELF.

TEA SERVICE?

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU.

HARRIET DECIDED TO COME ALONG.

CAROLINE, I THINK WE LEFT
SOMETHING IN THE BARN.

Harriet: AH, NELLIE.

HERE. DON'T FORGET YOUR PARASOL.

MY GOODNESS, WE
DON'T WANT TO FRECKLE.

THERE. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, I WON'T DO IT.

I WILL NOT GO ON A
TRIP WITH THAT WOMAN.

BUT EVERYBODY'S READY.

WE CAN'T JUST GO OFF AND
LEAVE HER STANDING HERE.

WELL, THEN THERE
WON'T BE ANY TRIP.

YOU GO OUT, TELL THEM I BROKE
MY LEG, TELL THEM ANYTHING.

I'M NOT GOING TO GO.

YOU'LL MISS YOUR FISHING.

FISHING? WITH THAT
WOMAN ON THE TRIP,

THERE WON'T BE A FISH BITING

FOR 9 MILES IN ANY DIRECTION.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
BEING FAIR, CHARLES.

NOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHEN I'VE SEEN HER

TRYING SO HARD TO BE NICE.

YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH. YOU WANT
TO SPEND 2 DAYS WITH THAT WOMAN?

TELL ME THE TRUTH.

I'M WILLING TO TRY.

WELL, I'M NOT. I'M
NOT GOING TO GO.

I'M NOT GOING TO GO.

ALL RIGHT. THEN WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO TELL MARY AND LAURA?

YOU TOLD THEM THEY COULD GET
ALONG WITH ANYBODY FOR 2 SHORT DAYS.

I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING
TO TELL MARY AND LAURA.

YOU JUST GO OUTSIDE
AND TELL THEM

THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A TRIP.

2 DAYS WITH THAT WOMAN.

LET NELS SPEND 2
DAYS WITH THAT WOMAN.

I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT.

TALKING ALL THE TIME, YAKKING.

A LOT OF FISHING I'LL HAVE.

BEING A GOOD NEIGHBOR. WOW.

OH! WILLIE!

THAT'S THE THIRD TIME
YOU'VE HIT MAMA IN THE FACE.

Willie: I'M SORRY, MA.

OH, WELL. IT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.

JUST DON'T LET IT
HAPPEN AGAIN, HUH?

ARE YOU SURE THAT
ISN'T TOO HEAVY FOR YOU?

HUH?

WE COULD TAKE THAT TEA
SET OUT AND LEAVE IT HERE,

PICK IT UP ON THE WAY BACK.

NO!

I'M FINE, NELS.

ARE YOU SURE?

I SAID I'M FINE, DEAREST.

NOW COME ALONG.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

HERE. WANT TO GIVE ME YOUR HAND?

YES, DEAR. THERE'S
THE CARPETBAG.

AAH!

[GLASS BREAKING]

OH, NELS.

OH, MY GOODNESS!

[GASPING]

ANYTHING BROKEN?

JUST THE TEA SERVICE, DEAR.

CAREFUL, NOW. DON'T SLIP AGAIN.

NO, NO, NO. I'M ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YES. GET OFF MY DRESS.

I'M SORRY. WATCH
YOUR BACK THERE.

NO, I'M FINE. I CAN DO IT, NELS.

LET GO OF ME. I CAN
DO IT. LET GO OF ME.

YOU FORGOT YOUR...

CHARLES.

YEAH?

I THINK WE'D BETTER STOP
AND REST FOR A WHILE.

THE CAMP'S JUST ON UP
AHEAD MAYBE ANOTHER HOUR.

YES, BUT IT'S NOT
JUST MRS. OLESON.

I'M AFRAID IF WE DON'T
REST FOR A WHILE,

WE MAY LOSE MR. OLESON, TOO.

ALL RIGHT.

CHILDREN, WE'RE GOING TO
REST HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

Laura: ALL RIGHT, BUT CAN WE
GO HUNT FOR SOME LEAVES?

ALL RIGHT, BUT
DON'T STRAY TOO FAR.

Mary: WE WON'T, PA.

I'LL GO TELL THEM.

Charles: HEY, NELS, WE'RE
GOING TO REST HERE FOR A WHILE.

[PANTING]

OH, GOOD IDEA.

OH!

YOU TWO ALL RIGHT?

HUH? OH...

YEAH.

WE'RE GOING... GOING JUST FINE.

OH, IT'S... IT'S WONDERFUL.

YOU CERTAINLY WERE
RIGHT, MRS. INGALLS.

THE GREAT OUTDOORS

JUST DOES WONDERS FOR ONE.

HA HA HA!

AH! HA HA!

WOO!

HA HA HA HA!

WE WON'T BE RESTING TOO LONG.

HERE'S ONE THAT LOOKS DIFFERENT.

I ALREADY HAVE THAT ONE.

I'LL GO WITH LAURA, AND
YOU STICK WITH MARY.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET
2 OF EVERYTHING SHE GETS.

2? HOW COME?

SO YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR ME.

WILLIE, WILL YOU
STOP FOLLOWING ME?

CAN IF I WANT TO.

BESIDES, NELLIE TOLD ME TO.

WILLIE, DON'T!

IT'S ALL MINE! ALL OF IT!

THEY'RE READY TO GO.

I SAW WHAT WILLIE DID.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT.

I KNOW. I TRIED TO STOP HIM.

WELL, HE SHOULD
BE TAUGHT A LESSON.

HE WILL BE. THAT'S POISON IVY.

[JACK BARKS]

Willie: LOOK, NELLIE.

COME ON, CARRIE. I'LL
GIVE YOU SOME WATER.

HA HA HA!

WELL, THE HARD PART'S OVER.

WE'LL MAKE CAMP IN
THE TREES OVER THERE.

Nels: FOR A WHILE, I DIDN'T
THINK WE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT.

Harriet: YOU SPEAK FOR YOURSELF,
NELS OLESON. WE DID VERY WELL.

YES, YOU DID,
DEAR. YES, YOU DID.

Charles: YOU CHILDREN CAN GO HUNT
LEAVES TO YOUR HEARTS' CONTENT.

NELS AND I WILL SET UP CAMP.

I'LL SET UP CAMP. YOU
CAME HERE TO GO FISHING.

I WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT NOT
DOING SOME OF THE CHORES.

I EXPECT YOU TO
BRING SUPPER HOME.

YOU RUN ALONG AND GO FISHING,

AND I'LL SET UP OUR CAMP, NELS.

GO ON. TEND TO YOUR FISHING.

ARE YOU SURE YOU MEAN THAT?

I SAID IT, DIDN'T I?

NELS, WHY DON'T YOU
GET YOUR FISHING POLE,

AND WE'LL GO CATCH
SOME FISH, ALL RIGHT?

WAIT, CHARLES. I'LL
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. JUST
GO ALONG WITH MR. INGALLS.

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.

WHOO!

THAT'S A MIGHTY FINE
FISHING POLE YOU GOT THERE.

LET'S JUST HOPE
THE FISH THINK SO.

IF THEY DON'T, I'LL HAVE TO GO
BACK TO USING A WILLOW POLE.

HEY, CHARLES,

I HOPE YOU DON'T
THINK IT WAS PUSHY,

INVITING OURSELVES ALONG.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL YOU

HOW GLAD WE WERE TO HAVE YOU.

I THINK EVEN YOUR WIFE
IS ENJOYING HERSELF.

I THINK IT WAS GOOD FOR HER.

THE WAY SHE'S WORRYING
ABOUT THE CHILDREN ALL THE TIME...

SHE WANTS THEM TO HAVE
EVERYTHING SHE DIDN'T HAVE

WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD.

WELL, CAN'T BLAME HER FOR THAT.

OH, YES, I CAN. SHE HAD
EVERYTHING WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD.

[LAUGHS]

NELS, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

[LAUGHS]

I THOUGHT THESE MIGHT MAKE
YOU A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
ME TO GIVE YOU A HAND WITH...

OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

THE TRUTH IS, IT'S SORT OF A
SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT

DOING IT FOR YOURSELF.

[GRUNTING]

OH, WHERE'S THAT...

HA HA HA!

WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND...

NO. NO.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALIZED WHAT
A FINE OUTDOOR PERSON YOU ARE.

OH, YES. YES. WELL,
THERE WAS A TIME

WHEN I GAVE LESSONS
TO MY BROTHER.

HA HA HA HA!

WELL, COFFEE WILL
BE READY IN A MINUTE.

UH-HUH.

Harriet: YES, THERE WAS A TIME

WHEN THE OUTDOORS WAS MY LIFE.

OH, I USED TO BE VERY ATHLETIC.

I GUESS YOU CAN TELL
THAT BY NELLIE AND WILLIE.

WELL, YOU KNOW,
THEY GET IT FROM ME.

OH, WELL, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,

THERE WASN'T ANYTHING... AAH!

AH, WELL, MAYBE I COULD
USE JUST A LITTLE HELP.

THAT IS SOME BIG
FISH YOU CAUGHT, NELS.

WAIT TILL EDWARDS
HEARS ABOUT IT.

OH, HE'LL HAVE
CAUGHT A BIGGER ONE,

BUT NOT WITH A WITNESS AROUND.

Charles: HEY, EVERYBODY!

PA! PA!

Caroline: HOW'D YOU DO?

Charles: HOW DID WE DO?

YOU ASK THE 2 BEST FISHERMEN
IN HERO TOWNSHIP THAT QUESTION?

Nels: LOOK AT THAT.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE,
HUH, WILLIE, NELLIE?

HARRIET.

Laura: LOOK AT PA'S FISH.

Nels: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

Harriet: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

Laura: HE GOT A LOT.

WELL, HARRIET, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

THAT'S AS GOOD A JOB
AS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD
DO THAT ALL BY YOURSELF.

OH, WELL, I...

I WAS AMAZED THAT MRS.
OLESON IS SUCH A FINE CAMPER.

WHY, SHE EVEN HELPED
ME WITH MY WORK.

OH, WELL, NO, I CAN'T
TAKE ALL OF THE CREDIT,

BUT IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF...

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL. THEY'RE
GOING TO COOK UP VERY NICELY.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE
ONE NELS CAUGHT.

I THOUGHT HE HAD
HOOKED INTO A WHALE.

I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT.

IT JUST HAPPENED
TO HIT MY LINE FIRST.

HA HA HA! WELL, TO PRESERVE
THE HONOR OF THE INGALLS FAMILY,

I'LL JUST HAVE TO COOK THEM UP.

OH, NO, THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY, DEAR.

I DON'T MIND. I HAVE
TO COOK OURS ANYWAY.

I KNOW, BUT YOU'VE
DONE SO MUCH FOR ME,

AND YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO DO

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR
FAMILY. I'LL COOK THEM.

IT'S NO TROUBLE.

NO. I THINK MY WIFE CAN HANDLE
IT VERY NICELY, THANK YOU.

COME ALONG.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NELS.

THAT WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU.

NOW, SEE? I HAVE A
FIRE ALREADY STARTED.

HELP ME GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY,

AND YOU JUST SIT DOWN
HERE, PUT YOUR FEET UP,

AND I AM GOING TO
COOK YOU A MESS OF FISH

THAT YOU'RE JUST
NEVER GOING TO FORGET.

HEY, NELS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

CHARLES. FINE, THANKS. FINE.

WE GOT PLENTY OF FISH LEFT.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOME OF OURS?

NO, THIS IS FINE. FINE.

WHERE'S THE REAL
BIG ONE YOU CAUGHT?

THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

HARRIET'S NOT USED TO
COOKING OVER AN OPEN CAMPFIRE.

SHE GOT IT A TOUCH DONE,

BUT I LIKE IT LIKE THIS.

SO DO I. WHY DON'T I TRADE YOU A
PIECE OF OURS FOR A PIECE OF THAT?

SURE, IF YOU WANT
TO TRY A PIECE.

[BOTH LAUGHING QUIETLY]

LOOK AT THIS ONE, MA.

LOOK AT THAT.

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL IN
THE LIGHT... WITH SILVER.

AH...

OH, THAT'S NICE, WILLIE.

LOOK AT THIS FUZZY ONE.

A FUZZY ONE?

OH, LOOK AT THAT, NELLIE.

THAT IS VERY NICE.

HERE, WILLIE, TAKE THIS ONE.

CAREFUL WITH IT NOW.

IT'S TIME TO FINISH
UP NOW, GIRLS.

IT'S LATE, AND IT'S
BEEN A BIG DAY.

GOOD NIGHT, MA.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, MA.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, MARY.

SLEEP WELL.

Willie: HERE'S ONE.
NOBODY GOT ONE LIKE IT.

Harriet: OH, MY,
THEY'RE SO NICE.

OH, YOU HAVE 2, SO YOU CAN
SHARE ONE WITH YOUR SISTER.

NO! THESE ARE MY SPECIAL ONES.

IF YOU WON'T SHARE WITH ME,

IF I FIND A SPECIAL ONE,

I WON'T SHARE IT WITH YOU.

I DON'T CARE. SO THERE.

WELL, NOW, ALL
RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH.

IF YOU AREN'T GOING
TO SHARE WITH NELLIE,

THEN DON'T EXPECT
NELLIE TO SHARE WITH YOU.

I WON'T.

LAURA.

WHAT?

LOOK.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S THE POISON IVY.

WHAT'LL WE DO?

I THINK WE BETTER
GO TO BED... NOW.

MARY...

I THINK WE BETTER TELL PA.

IT'S TOO LATE.

BESIDES, IT WAS
WILLIE'S OWN FAULT.

WELL, WE COULD PRETEND THAT
THE FIRST TIME WE SAW THE POISON IVY

WAS WHEN MRS.
OLESON PICKED IT UP.

THAT WOULD BE LYING.

IF WE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING,

AT LEAST WE WON'T BE LYING.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

ANYWAY, MAYBE SHE
DIDN'T TOUCH IT ENOUGH.

SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN BREAK OUT.

MY, THESE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

OH, THAT'S SO SOFT.
IT'S JUST LIKE VELVET.

HERE. FEEL HOW, WILLIE.
HUH? ISN'T THAT NICE?

HA HA HA! BEAUTIFUL TEXTURE.

OH, MY. NO ONE
ELSE HAS ANY, HUH?

MARY.

SHE TOUCHED IT ENOUGH.

Harriet: OH, WILLIE,
STOP SCRATCHING!

Willie: BUT IT ITCHES!

NOW, YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT.

SCRATCHING ONLY
SPREADS POISON IVY.

OH, OH, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND...

WHY IS IT THAT WILLIE AND I

ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO
CONTRACTED THIS POISON IVY?

WHY NOBODY ELSE?

UM... WELL, WE HOPE
YOU GET BETTER SOON.

WE BETTER GO DO OUR CHORES.

WE HAVE TO ROLL UP OUR BEDS

BEFORE WE CAN GO HUNT
FOR SOME MORE LEAVES.

HARRIET, YOU SURE THERE ISN'T
SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU?

NO, NO, NO. I'VE
TOLD YOU ALREADY,

YOU GO ON AND
ENJOY YOUR FISHING.

I DON'T WANT TO LET
ONE LITTLE SETBACK

SPOIL OUR OUTING.

I MUST SAY, I DON'T THINK
I COULD TAKE IT AS WELL.

WELL, I'VE NEVER FELT
THAT ONE SHOULD IMPOSE

ONE'S INFIRMITIES ON OTHERS.

GO ON. YOU GENTLEMEN
ENJOY YOUR FISHING.

WELL, IF YOU'RE SURE
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

YES.

WE'LL SEE YOU AT LUNCHTIME.

BYE, PA.

GOOD LUCK, PA.

WE'LL CATCH A BUNCH.

BYE-BYE.

Nellie: WAIT! LAURA
AND MARY, WAIT!

I'M COMING!

Laura: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO HUNT LEAVES WITH WILLIE.

WILLIE'S NOT COMING. HE'S
GOING TO STAY IN CAMP AND ITCH.

Mary: WE CAN FIND MORE
LEAVES IF WE SPLIT UP.

Laura: YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WAIT, LAURA. I'LL COME
HELP YOU HUNT LEAVES.

THANKS, NELLIE.

[JACK BARKS]

NO NEED TO SNATCH.

THERE'S ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.

NOT LIKE THIS ONE.

[JACK BARKS]

CAREFUL, NELLIE. DON'T FALL IN.

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME.

AAH!

AAH!

NELLIE, HOLD ON!

GIVE ME YOUR HAND!

NELLIE! AAH!

[BARKING]

HANG ON, NELLIE!

OH, LAURA, I CAN'T SWIM!

YOU SANDWICH STEALER.

SOMETHING ABOUT FISHING
GIVES ME AN APPETITE.

WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY.

HOW'D OUR LEAF HUNTERS DO?

MARY CAME BACK WITH A
WHOLE BAGFUL OF LEAVES.

HI, MARY. HOW'D YOU DO?

HEY, LOOKIE THERE.
YOU DID REAL GOOD, HUH?

PARTLY BECAUSE
WILLIE WASN'T THERE.

LAURA AND I SEPARATED

SO WE COULD FIND
DIFFERENT KINDS.

NELLIE WAS STICKING
TO HER LIKE FLYPAPER.

OH. HA HA!

NELS.

HMM?

LUNCH IS ALMOST READY.

YOU BETTER CALL NELLIE.

MARY...

HAVE YOU SEEN NELLIE?

NO, BUT THEY MUST
BE SOMEWHERE CLOSE

BECAUSE I MET JACK ON
THE PATH WHEN I CAME BACK.

THEY'LL BE ALONG SOON.

MY LUNCH WON'T BE
ANY GOOD IF IT'S COLD.

WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.

COME ON, NELS. WE'LL FIND THEM.

Laura: WE'LL HAVE TO
WAIT TILL IT GETS SHALLOW.

HOW DO WE GET TO SHORE?

WE KICK.

AAH!

TRY! KICK HARD.

I CAN'T SWIM!

DUCK, NELLIE!

AAH!

HANG ON!

THERE'S A BEND UP AHEAD. MAYBE
IT WILL BE SHALLOW DOWN THERE.

[WATER RUSHING]

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

JUST THE RIVER, I GUESS.

HANG ON TIGHT.

AAH!

AAH!

AAH! HANG ON, NELLIE!

HANG ON TIGHT!

[SCREAMING]

[JACK BARKS]

LAURA!

NELLIE!

LAURA!

NELLIE!

LAURA!

AAH!

OH!

KICK HARD! KICK, NELLIE! KICK!

[COUGHING]

LAURA!

BET YOU A NICKEL
THEY'RE BACK IN CAMP

HAVING LUNCH RIGHT NOW.

PROBABLY. IT'S A NICE
DAY FOR A WALK ANYWAY.

YEAH. NELLIE!

LAURA!

[JACK BARKING]

WHAT YOU GOT, JACK?

IT'S LAURA'S LEAF BAG.

I WONDER WHERE THEY
COULD HAVE GOT TO.

LAURA!

NELLIE!

THEY MUST BE TOO
FAR OFF TO HEAR US.

PROBABLY WENT DOWNSTREAM.

YOU DON'T THINK THEY COULD
HAVE FALLEN IN THE RIVER?

COME ON, NELS. DON'T
START CHASING SHADOWS.

LET'S JUST FIND THE GIRLS.

HANG ON, NELLIE!

HANG ON TIGHT!

AAH!

[SCREAMING]

I'M SCARED!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

COME ON. WE'RE GETTING OUT.

NO! STOP PULLING!

LET GO!

NO!

ALL RIGHT. STAY THERE.

NO! WAIT FOR ME!

COME ON!

LET GO!

YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU HERE?

NO!

THEN LET'S GO!

NO! HELP! HELP!

I WANT MY MOM!

NO!

NELLIE, COME ON!

COME ON, NELLIE!

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
LAURA INGALLS.

IT WAS NOT!

WAS TOO. IF YOU HADN'T BUMPED
ME, I WOULDN'T HAVE SLIPPED.

I DIDN'T BUMP YOU!

YOU DID, TOO! AND THEN
YOU PUSHED MY HEAD UNDER.

I DID NOT!

YES, YOU DID! YOU
TRIED TO DROWN ME!

WHAT I DID... I SAVED YOU.

I CAN SWIM. I COULD
HAVE SWAM TO SHORE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,

I NEVER WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN MY FEET WET.

[CRYING]

WHAT ARE YOU BAWLING ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW!

WELL, THEN STOP BAWLING!

I CAN'T.

[SOBBING]

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T
MEAN TO BE SO MEAN.

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

I WAS JUST PLAIN HATEFUL.

I'M COLD! I'M FREEZING!

WELL, YOU'LL WARM UP AS
SOON AS WE START WALKING BACK.

IT'S BEEN HOURS.

NELS AND CHARLES WILL FIND THEM.

SOON, I HOPE.

IT'S NOT JUST THAT THE
GIRLS ARE PROBABLY LOST;

IT'S JUST THIS WHOLE
THING IS MY FAULT.

I DON'T SEE HOW.

WELL, IT WASN'T NELS' IDEA
TO COME ALONG ON THIS TRIP.

IT WAS MINE.

I KNEW THAT.

YOU DID?

WELL, I JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING

THAT THIS WHOLE THING
WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

IF I HAD BEEN THE KIND OF
PERSON THAT I SHOULD BE.

DON'T THINK LIKE THAT.
NOTHING'S HAPPENED.

WELL, IF I'D BEEN THE KIND OF FRIEND
TO YOU THAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN,

IF I HADN'T BEEN... WELL,
PERSNICKETY AND JUST PLAIN MEAN...

IT TAKES TWO TO ARGUE.

IF OUR GIRLS COME
BACK FROM THIS...

THEY WILL.

I PROMISE YOU THAT WHEN YOU
COME INTO OUR STORE AGAIN,

I WILL BE A DIFFERENT
AND A BETTER PERSON.

I WILL BE. I'VE NEVER
REALIZED IT BEFORE,

BUT I DO LIKE YOU. I
REALLY DO LIKE YOU.

DID I MISS ANYPLACE?

YEAH, MY ELBOWS.
THEY ITCH REAL BAD.

FEEL ANY BETTER?

SOME BETTER.

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEEM
AS MEAN AS MY SISTER SAYS.

THANK YOU, WILLIE.

YOU'RE EVEN KIND OF NICE.

WILLIE, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU

ABOUT YOUR POISON IVY.

Charles: CAROLINE,
WE FOUND THEM!

OH!

Nels: SHE'S ALL RIGHT,
HARRIET. SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, MY GIRL. YOU'RE
SOAKED TO THE SKIN.

OH, NELLIE! OH!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

WE WENT DOWN THE RAPIDS.

YOU DID WHAT?

IT WASN'T MY FAULT. LAURA
PUSHED ME OFF THE BANK.

NELLIE OLESON!

Nellie: AND THEN SHE PUSHED
MY HEAD UNDERWATER.

WELL, IF THAT ISN'T JUST
EXACTLY LIKE AN INGALLS CHILD.

AND I LOST ALL MY LEAVES.

OH, WELL, MY DARLING, WE'LL
JUST HAVE YOUR BROTHER

SHARE HIS LEAVES WITH YOU.

Willie: NOT MY SPECIAL ONES.

Harriet: YES, INDEED, WILLIE
OLESON, YOUR SPECIAL ONES.

YOUR SISTER WILL HAVE EVERY
LEAF YOU HAVE. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

Willie: YES, MA.

FEELING BETTER?

YEAH, A LOT BETTER.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET
YOU BACK TO CAMP.

CLASS, I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

THE BEST COLLECTIONS
WERE MADE BY TWO STUDENTS...

BROTHER AND SISTER.

AND I THINK THEY DESERVE
OUR CONGRATULATIONS.

IF THEY'LL COME UP HERE.

WILLIE AND NELLIE.

CONGRATULATIONS.

[STUDENTS LAUGHING]