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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,744 --> 00:01:01,844 JACK! 2 00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:16,358 HERE, BOY. 3 00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:23,376 THAT'S A GOOD DOG. 4 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,133 GOOD JACK. 5 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:33,370 YOU CAN SAY IT, CARRIE. "FOUNDER'S DAY." 6 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,938 FOUNDER'S DAY. 7 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:37,840 THAT'S RIGHT. 8 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:38,841 HEY. MORNING, ALL. 9 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,760 All: HI, PA. 10 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:42,895 I'M GONNA BE IN THE ROPE-SKIPPING CONTEST. 11 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:44,897 AND I'M GONNA BE IN THE HOOP-ROLLING CONTEST. 12 00:01:44,921 --> 00:01:45,898 YOU'RE BOTH GONNA GO HUNGRY 13 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:47,367 IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST. 14 00:01:47,391 --> 00:01:48,368 Both: YES, MA. 15 00:01:48,392 --> 00:01:49,902 I HAVEN'T PACKED YOUR LUNCH YET. 16 00:01:49,926 --> 00:01:51,838 YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE. 17 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,473 OH, GOOD. I'LL BE WORKING 18 00:01:53,497 --> 00:01:55,408 WITH A NEW MAN TODAY. 19 00:01:55,432 --> 00:01:56,409 WHERE'S MR. EDWARDS? 20 00:01:56,433 --> 00:01:58,411 HE'S ON HIS WAY TO MINNEAPOLIS. 21 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:00,913 PICKING UP SOME MACHINERY FOR MR. HANSON. 22 00:02:00,937 --> 00:02:03,933 PA? LAURA AND I ARE BOTH GONNA BE 23 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,119 IN THE 3-LEGGED RACE ON FOUNDER'S DAY. 24 00:02:06,143 --> 00:02:07,353 FOUNDER'S DAY, FOUNDER'S DAY. 25 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,355 THAT'S ALL I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT LATELY. 26 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,857 NOW, CHARLES. THE FOUNDER'S DAY CELEBRATION 27 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,492 IS GONNA MEAN A LOT TO A LOT OF PEOPLE. 28 00:02:13,516 --> 00:02:14,660 OH, YOU BET. 29 00:02:14,684 --> 00:02:17,363 EXTRA BUSINESS FOR THE OLESONS AND MR. HANSON, 30 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,364 NOT TO MENTION ANY HUCKSTER 31 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,249 THAT FEELS LIKE SETTING UP SHOP. 32 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,251 FOR WALNUT GROVE, AND THAT MEANS 33 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,387 A LITTLE PROSPERITY FOR EVERYBODY. 34 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,389 AND IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 35 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,307 IT'S... IT'S A COMMUNITY EFFORT. 36 00:02:28,331 --> 00:02:29,642 IT'S SOMETHING WE CAN 37 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,394 ALL PARTICIPATE IN AND ENJOY. 38 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,029 THAT'S THE WOMEN'S LEAGUE TALKING. 39 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:36,883 IT CERTAINLY IS. WE ARE ALL 100% BEHIND IT. 40 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,352 WELL, THAT'S VERY GOOD, BECAUSE SO AM I. 41 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,370 GOOD. 42 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,888 WE'RE ALL GONNA BE IN CONTESTS, PA. 43 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,706 WHICH ONES ARE YOU GONNA BE IN? 44 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,741 WELL, I GAVE IT A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT, 45 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,710 AND I DECIDED TO BE IN THE SPECTATOR CONTEST. 46 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:48,711 I'M JUST GONNA WATCH. 47 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,680 AW, PA. THAT WON'T BE ANY FUN. 48 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,415 WELL, I CAN'T LEARN TO SKIP ROPE, 49 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,584 AND I CAN'T ROLL A HOOP WORTH A HOOT. 50 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,186 SEE YOU TONIGHT. BE GOOD. 51 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,587 BYE, PA. BYE, PA. 52 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,877 BYE PA. 53 00:03:05,135 --> 00:03:08,465 Hanson: HA. I GAVE YOU A SAW YOU CAN LOOK UP TO THERE. 54 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,866 Man: YEAH, THAT YOU DID. MORNING. 55 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,368 CHARLES. JIM TYLER, CHARLES INGALLS. 56 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,803 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU, MR. TYLER. 57 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,837 OH, JUST CALL ME JIM. 58 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,938 NO NEED FOR THAT "MISTER." 59 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,507 I'M A PRETTY EASY FELLA TO GET ALONG WITH. 60 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,558 JUST CALL ME CHARLES. 61 00:03:18,582 --> 00:03:20,359 I'LL DO THAT, SON. 62 00:03:20,383 --> 00:03:22,067 IF I THINK ABOUT IT. 63 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:26,183 UH, WE GOT THE TEAM ALL HITCHED UP 64 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,384 WHILE WE WAS WAITING FOR YOU. 65 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,386 I GUESS WE MIGHT AS WELL GET STARTED. 66 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:32,389 OH, WE'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD DAY'S WORK, MR. HANSON. 67 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,391 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, HUH? 68 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,048 UH... YOU DO HANDLE A TEAM, SON? 69 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,614 YEAH, I THINK I CAN MANAGE. 70 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:43,549 YES, SIR. I WAS BULL OF THE WOODS FOR 30 YEARS, 71 00:03:43,573 --> 00:03:45,619 SUPERVISOR OF ALL THE WORK. 72 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,988 GUESS THERE'S NOT MUCH ABOUT LOGGING I DON'T KNOW. 73 00:03:48,012 --> 00:03:51,691 YOU KEEP AN EYE ON ME, BOY, YOU'LL LEARN A THING OR TWO. 74 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:53,660 I DON'T GUESS THERE'S A FARMER IN A THOUSAND 75 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:56,295 KNOWS HOW TO USE A CROSSCUT SAW. 76 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,998 SEE, YOU NEVER PUSH ON IT. 77 00:03:58,022 --> 00:04:01,323 GOT TO PULL IT. CAN'T LEAN ON HER TO BEND IT, TWIST IT. 78 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,422 AH, LOOK HERE, SON. 79 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,258 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 80 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:11,361 YOU SEE, YOU GET TOO MUCH SET ON THESE CUTTING TEETH, 81 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,879 YOUR SAW'LL CHOKE ON YOU. 82 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:14,286 TOO LITTLE SET, AND SHE BINDS. 83 00:04:17,941 --> 00:04:20,586 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 84 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:22,705 WHY'D YOU ASK THAT? 85 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:23,906 WELL, YOU AIN'T HARDLY SAID ANYTHING 86 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,425 SINCE WE STARTED OUT. 87 00:04:26,449 --> 00:04:28,928 I'M JUST QUIET, I GUESS. 88 00:04:28,952 --> 00:04:31,130 HMM. 89 00:04:31,154 --> 00:04:33,333 YOU'RE STRONG AS AN OX, RIGHT? 90 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:34,884 WELL, I RECKON. 91 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,368 LIKE TO WORK HARD? 92 00:04:36,392 --> 00:04:38,538 HARD IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW TO WORK. 93 00:04:38,562 --> 00:04:40,843 GOOD. YOU GOT ALL DAY TO PROVE IT. 94 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,234 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 95 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,736 HOW DID THE WORK GO? 96 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,737 IT WENT FINE. 97 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,739 WE GOT ENOUGH CUT FOR 4 OR 5 LOADS. 98 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,240 WE'LL HAUL THEM IN TOMORROW. 99 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,242 WELL, I'D CALL IT A FAIR DAY'S WORK. 100 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,244 COULD HAVE GOT A LOT MORE DONE 101 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,246 IF I'D OF HAD SOMEBODY BESIDES A FARMER 102 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,315 ON THE OTHER END OF THAT SAW. 103 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,317 YOUR FRIEND TALKS A LOT BETTER THAN HE CUTS. 104 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,553 WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE A FARMER. 105 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,987 I'M PROUD TO BE A FARMER. 106 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,488 AS FOR RUNNING A CROSS-CUT, 107 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:23,159 I'M AS GOOD AS YOU EVER WERE, PROBABLY BETTER. 108 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,361 THAT'S PRETTY STRONG TALK COMING FROM A FARMER, BOY. 109 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,296 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 110 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,649 WELL, NOW, WITH TWO MEN ON ONE SAW, 111 00:06:30,673 --> 00:06:34,020 IT... IT ISN'T EASY TO TELL WHO IS BEST. 112 00:06:34,044 --> 00:06:36,422 HOW IS IT THAT THE LOGGERS PROVE 113 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:38,757 WHO IS CHAMPION LOGGER? 114 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:41,027 WITH AN AX, CHOPPING. YOU KNOW THAT. 115 00:06:41,051 --> 00:06:42,712 EXACTLY. 116 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,416 AND THAT'S WHY HANSON'S MILL IS DONATING A WATCH AND A BLUE RIBBON 117 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,434 TO THE WINNER OF THE CHOPPING CONTEST 118 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:49,568 ON FOUNDER'S DAY. 119 00:06:49,592 --> 00:06:53,845 PRIZES FOR THE CHAMPION LOGGER OF HERO TOWNSHIP. 120 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,393 I'LL BE THERE. 121 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,879 YEAH, I'LL BE THERE, TOO. 122 00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:01,747 AND I'M GONNA WIN IT. 123 00:07:01,771 --> 00:07:04,555 SHARPEN YOUR AXES! 124 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,237 [SNICKERING] 125 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,011 [MIMICS SNICKER] 126 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,394 YOU LOOK TIRED, INGALLS. 127 00:07:15,418 --> 00:07:17,396 NOT ME. CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME 128 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,898 AND PLAY WITH MY YOUNG'UNS. 129 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:20,399 AS BULL OF THE WOODS, 130 00:07:20,423 --> 00:07:22,401 I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO TELL THE TRUTH 131 00:07:22,425 --> 00:07:23,903 ABOUT THE MEN I WORKED WITH. 132 00:07:23,927 --> 00:07:25,905 THAT'S THE REASON I HAD TO SAY 133 00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:27,406 THAT YOU'RE SURE NO LOGGER. 134 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,408 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE TRUTH. I'M A FARMER. 135 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:30,910 YEAH, WITH A PLOW AND MARE, 136 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:31,911 I EXPECT YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. 137 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:33,913 THOSE ARE THE TOOLS OF A FARMER. 138 00:07:33,937 --> 00:07:35,414 BUT A CROSS-CUT, YOU SEE, 139 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:36,749 THAT'S A TOOL OF A LOGGER. 140 00:07:36,773 --> 00:07:38,818 YOU'VE SURE GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THAT. 141 00:07:38,842 --> 00:07:41,420 WE'LL SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT AN AX. 142 00:07:41,444 --> 00:07:42,421 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 143 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,423 SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT AN AX. 144 00:07:44,447 --> 00:07:46,025 DAY AFTER TOMORROW'S FOUNDER'S DAY. 145 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,693 OH, YEAH. YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 146 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,517 WELL, I TURN OFF HERE. 147 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,200 SO LONG. YEAH. 148 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:10,805 PHEW! 149 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,085 OH... 150 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,242 OHH... 151 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,781 PHEW. 152 00:08:38,802 --> 00:08:41,864 I WISH PA WOULD HURRY UP AND GET HERE. 153 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:42,932 I WANNA PRACTICE. 154 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,266 HE'LL BE ALONG SOON. 155 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,102 YOU KNOW, HE WAS WORKING WITH A NEW MAN TODAY. 156 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,706 HE PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO PUSH HIM TOO HARD. 157 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,308 IS PA THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD? 158 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,977 [GIGGLING] NO, DEAR. BUT HE IS STRONG. 159 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:55,978 I SOMETIMES WONDER 160 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,980 WHERE HE GETS HIS ENERGY. 161 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,281 [DOOR OPENS] 162 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,566 Girls: HI, PA. 163 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:01,567 SORRY I'M LATE. 164 00:09:01,591 --> 00:09:02,968 THAT'S OK. WE STILL HAVE 165 00:09:02,992 --> 00:09:04,103 ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY. 166 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,238 YOU HAVE TO HELP US WITH THE 3-LEGGED RACE. 167 00:09:06,262 --> 00:09:07,473 NOT TODAY, HUH? 168 00:09:07,497 --> 00:09:09,409 BUT, PA, WE ONLY HAVE ONE MORE DAY TO PRACTICE. 169 00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:10,410 LAURA, YOU HEARD 170 00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:11,744 WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID. 171 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,479 CHARLES, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 172 00:09:13,503 --> 00:09:15,147 JUST A LITTLE TIRED, THAT'S ALL. 173 00:09:15,171 --> 00:09:16,649 YOUR SUPPER'S READY. 174 00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:18,984 NO, NO. I HAD A BIG LUNCH. 175 00:09:19,008 --> 00:09:22,577 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA LIE DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 176 00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:28,350 GIRLS, HELP ME SERVE. 177 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,021 HOW WAS THE NEW MAN? 178 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:47,029 THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS ASLEEP. 179 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,669 SHH! 180 00:10:05,155 --> 00:10:06,465 [GROANS] OH... 181 00:10:06,489 --> 00:10:07,766 AH... 182 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,601 THAT HURT? 183 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,626 UH-UH. IT FEELS GOOD. 184 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:16,575 IT'S RIGHT UP HERE AROUND MY SHOULDERS. 185 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,900 I'M REALLY SORE. OH, YEAH. 186 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,751 THAT TYLER HAS GOTTA BE THE... 187 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:28,654 THE BIGGEST WINDBAG IN THE WORLD. 188 00:10:28,678 --> 00:10:30,656 YOU TOLD ME... 189 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,691 3 TIMES. 190 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,412 HE COULD TALK THE ARM OFF A STATUE. 191 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,414 HE MODESTLY ADMITS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING 192 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,416 THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT LOGGING. 193 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,451 I WORKED HIM RIGHT INTO THE GROUND, 194 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,003 AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID? 195 00:10:44,027 --> 00:10:45,938 YES. HE SAID IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT 196 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:47,006 YOU WERE A FARMER. 197 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,529 YEAH. 198 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,978 WELL, I'LL SHOW HIM COME FOUNDER'S DAY. 199 00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:54,646 I'LL GIVE HIM A LESSON WITH AN AX 200 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,699 HE'LL NOT SOON FORGET, I GUARANTEE YOU THAT. 201 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,034 YOU SOUND LIKE LAURA. 202 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:01,242 ALL SHE CAN THINK ABOUT IS BEATING NELLIE OLESON. 203 00:11:02,545 --> 00:11:05,190 YOU'D BETTER TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT, CAROLINE. 204 00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:07,593 THERE'S A LOT MORE IN THIS LIFE 205 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:10,095 THAN THE FRANTIC DRIVE TO WIN. 206 00:11:10,119 --> 00:11:12,715 THE IMPORTANT THING IS TAKING PART, COMPETING. 207 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,333 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 208 00:11:14,357 --> 00:11:16,836 YOU BE SURE TO TELL HER THAT. 209 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:19,344 I'LL TELL HER, CHARLES. 210 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,648 [GROAN] 211 00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:28,114 AAAAGGGGHHHHH! OH! 212 00:11:28,138 --> 00:11:29,115 THAT'S LIKE ICE. 213 00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:31,417 MY GOD, ISN'T THERE NO SUCH THING 214 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,618 AS HOT LINIMENT? 215 00:11:32,642 --> 00:11:35,288 NOT FOR SUCH AN OLD FOOL AS YOU. 216 00:11:35,312 --> 00:11:38,824 ICE IS WHAT YOU DESERVE, AND ICE IS WHAT YOU GET. 217 00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:42,494 I CAN BEAT HIM, PRETTY GIRL. 218 00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:44,363 OH! THAT'S IT. LOWER, LOWER. 219 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:46,232 HOO-HOO-HOO. OH! 220 00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:47,566 HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 221 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:49,201 HA HA HA HA HA. 222 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:51,003 I OUGHTA MARRY YOU. 223 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:54,006 YOU DID, 40 YEARS AGO. HA! 224 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:56,726 IF YOU ASKED ME NOW, I'D SAY NO. 225 00:11:56,750 --> 00:12:00,029 TRYING TO BEAT A MAN HALF YOUR AGE AT WORKING. 226 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,598 WHOO! YOU'RE A STUPID, STUPID MAN! 227 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,217 I CAN BEAT HIM, HELEN. 228 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,919 KILL YOURSELF TRYING. 229 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:10,289 ONCE, MAYBE, YES, YOU COULD BEAT ANYBODY. 230 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,291 BUT YOU DON'T STAY YOUNG. 231 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,060 YOU GET OLD LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 232 00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:17,796 [MUTTERS] 233 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,799 LISTEN. I MADE THE SWENSON LUMBER COMPANY 234 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,301 WHAT IT IS TODAY. 235 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,802 I CHOPPED MORE LOGS 236 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,821 THAN ANY MAN IN MINNESOTA. 237 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,456 AND YOU AND HE BOTH... 238 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,459 YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT ME IN MY GRAVE. 239 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,094 YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE 240 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,480 BESIDES BEING BULL OF THE WOODS. 241 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,516 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, 242 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,518 GET A BROOM AND SWEEP OUT THE BUNKHOUSE? 243 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,720 NO. BUT YOU CAN MAKE A LIFE FOR YOURSELF 244 00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:42,688 WITHOUT PROVING EVERY DAY HOW STRONG YOU ARE. 245 00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:44,073 I AM STRONG, HELEN. 246 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,074 YEAH, YOU'RE STRONG. 247 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,709 AND I'LL BEAT HIM, TOO. 248 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,166 I'LL BEAT HIM. 249 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,595 [SOFTLY] YOU CAN BEAT HIM. 250 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,321 YOU OLD RASCAL. 251 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,110 GOOD DAY, MR. OLESON. 252 00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:40,646 AH, GOOD DAY, MRS. INGALLS. 253 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,615 THIS LOOKS VERY NICE. 254 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:44,371 AH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 255 00:13:45,775 --> 00:13:47,336 GOOD MORNING. 256 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,360 [HUMMING] 257 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,145 OH, THAT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN... 258 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,069 THE CONTESTS AND RACES. 259 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,753 I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN. 260 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,037 YOU WERE? 261 00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:07,323 MM-HMM. 262 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,647 MARY AND LAURA... 263 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:12,998 WELL, I MEAN... 264 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,853 DON'T FEEL TOO BADLY. 265 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,734 SOME CHILDREN ARE 266 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,569 JUST BETTER COORDINATED THAN OTHERS. 267 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,803 WHAT? 268 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:22,927 WELL, YES. 269 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,433 I SUPPOSE I'M JUST A DOTING MOTHER, BUT... 270 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,581 WELL, NELLIE AND WILLIE 271 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,623 ARE VERY, VERY GOOD AT SPORTS. 272 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,588 I SUPPOSE THEY TAKE AFTER ME. 273 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,024 I WAS VERY ATHLETIC WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER. 274 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,192 REALLY? 275 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,616 MM-HMM. 276 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,016 WELL, I'M SURE THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. 277 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,018 YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS ARE HANDED DOWN 278 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:54,759 FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 279 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,416 I'VE HEARD THAT. 280 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,544 HMM. OH, WELL, NOW. IT'S 28 CENTS. 281 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,547 WOULD YOU LIKE CASH, OR SHALL I CREDIT? 282 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,549 CREDIT, PLEASE. 283 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,739 OK. 284 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,946 WAS YOUR MOTHER A GOOD COOK? 285 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,061 OH! 286 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,185 MY MOTHER WAS THE BEST. 287 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,066 WHY? 288 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,701 OH, I WAS JUST WONDERING. 289 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,720 WE'RE BOTH ENTERING THE PIE-BAKING CONTEST, 290 00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:32,391 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT MY CHANCES WOULD BE OF WINNING. 291 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:35,578 WELL, MRS. INGALLS, I DON'T WANT 292 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,419 TO DISCOURAGE YOU, BUT... 293 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,300 MY RECIPE WAS HANDED DOWN... 294 00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:45,759 FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 295 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,008 YES. 296 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,544 YES. I KNOW, MRS. OLESON. THANK YOU. GOOD MORNING. 297 00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:53,728 GOOD MORNING. 298 00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:59,056 [BELL RINGS] 299 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,674 MM, FINE MEAL, MRS. INGALLS. 300 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,176 DELICIOUS PIE, MA. 301 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,711 THANK YOU. THERE IS MORE PIE. 302 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,380 DON'T YOU THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH? 303 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,682 FOR 3 MEN. HA HA! 304 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,851 WHY WERE YOU SO TIRED YESTERDAY, PA? 305 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,670 LITTLE SAWWING CONTEST WITH MR. TYLER. 306 00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:21,707 TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER CONTEST WITH AXES. 307 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,876 ONE OF US FIGURES TO WIN. HE THINKS IT'S GONNA BE HIM. 308 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,195 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA WIN, POP, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. 309 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,531 THAT'S MY GIRL. 310 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,667 DID YOU GIRLS EVER HAVE PIE AT THE OLESONS'? 311 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,486 SURE, MA, 3 OR 4 TIMES, BIRTHDAY PARTIES. 312 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,121 WELL, WAS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL, 313 00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:37,639 SOMETHING YOU LIKED BETTER THAN THE OTHERS? 314 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,174 NO. NO. 315 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,477 WHAT'S THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN THE OLESONS' DESSERT MENU? 316 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,146 WELL, MRS. OLESON AND I ARE BOTH ENTERING THE PIE BAKING CONTEST, 317 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,683 AND I WAS JUST CURIOUS ABOUT THE COMPETITION. 318 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,218 YOU GOT TO WIN, MA. 319 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,419 YEAH. WE GOT TO WIN EVERYTHING. 320 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,822 NOW, JUST A MINUTE. WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING. 321 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,275 THE IMPORTANT THING IS COMPETING AND DOING YOUR BEST. 322 00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,377 YOUR FATHER IS RIGHT, GIRLS. 323 00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:00,641 WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING. 324 00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:20,766 PLEASE GO TO SLEEP. 325 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,770 I'M GONNA GET UP EARLY AND PRACTICE MY HOOP ROLLING. 326 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:28,591 IF YOU DON'T GET SOME REST, YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED. 327 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,059 YOU KNOW, PA'S RIGHT. 328 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,896 WINNING ISN'T AS IMPORTANT AS JUST BEING IN THE CONTEST... 329 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,516 OF COURSE HE'S RIGHT. 330 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:40,169 BUT I SURE WANT TO BEAT NELLIE AND WILLIE. 331 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,404 SO DO I. 332 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,273 GOOD NIGHT. 333 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,929 GOOD NIGHT. 334 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,291 CHARLES? MM-HMM? 335 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,025 IT MAY BE WRONG, BUT I REALLY WANT 336 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:07,612 TO WIN THAT PIE BAKING CONTEST. 337 00:18:07,636 --> 00:18:10,315 I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 338 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,651 YOU CAN? MM-HMM... 339 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,204 BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO WIN THE CHOPPING CONTEST... 340 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,541 [BOTH LAUGH] 341 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,142 BUT DON'T TELL THE GIRLS. 342 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,577 [KISS] 343 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,367 GOOD NIGHT. NIGHT. 344 00:18:29,058 --> 00:18:31,537 GETTING IN SOME LAST-MINUTE PRACTICE, HALF-PINT? 345 00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:33,338 YEAH. I ALREADY HELPED LOAD THE WAGON. 346 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,428 GOOD GIRL. 347 00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,676 YOU'RE TAKING 2 AXES, PA? 348 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,547 MM-HMM. THAT'S RIGHT. ABNER WILSON LOANED ME HIS BRAND-NEW ONE. 349 00:18:41,571 --> 00:18:43,549 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A CHOPPING CONTEST 350 00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:45,083 IS HAVING A GOOD SHARP AX. 351 00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:47,052 CHARLES, I NEED YOUR ADVICE. 352 00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:51,657 I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND WHICH ONE TO TAKE. 353 00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:52,658 TAKE THEM BOTH. 354 00:18:52,682 --> 00:18:55,327 I CAN ONLY ENTER ONE IN THE CONTEST. 355 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,730 YEAH, AND WE CAN EAT THE OTHER ONE FOR LUNCH. 356 00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:00,232 I'LL DECIDE LATER. 357 00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:02,501 ALL RIGHT. GO HELP YOUR MOM LOAD THE WAGON. 358 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:04,203 WE'LL BE LEAVING FOR FOUNDER'S DAY PRETTY SOON. 359 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,626 OK. 360 00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:15,981 [CHUCKLES] 361 00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,983 YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA BE ENOUGH? 362 00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,284 ARE YOU EXPECTING COMPANY? 363 00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:21,720 OH, NO. BUT YOU DIDN'T EAT VERY MUCH BREAKFAST. 364 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:22,988 AH, MY STOMACH. 365 00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:26,058 UH-HUH. GOT BUMBLEBEES IN YOUR STOMACH? 366 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,927 MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO CALL THEM BUTTERFLIES. 367 00:19:28,951 --> 00:19:29,928 BUTTERFLIES OR BUMBLEBEES... 368 00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:30,929 WHAT'S THAT LINIMENT? 369 00:19:30,953 --> 00:19:33,231 IT'S JUST IN CASE YOU NEED IT. 370 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,334 WE CAN GO SOMEPLACE WHERE NOBODY WILL SEE. 371 00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:37,992 NO LINIMENT. 372 00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:42,240 NOW, I'M GONNA BEAT THAT YOUNG MAN TODAY, HELEN. 373 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,243 I TELL YOU, YOU'RE GONNA SEE CHIPS FLY OUT 374 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,245 THAT ARE THE SIZE OF STOVE LIDS 375 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,335 AND TWICE AS THICK. 376 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,734 GONNA BEAT HIM. 377 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,369 OH, JIM, WIN OR LOSE, 378 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:57,038 YOU'LL STILL BE THE SAME MAN TO ME. 379 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,374 THE MAN I MARRIED. 380 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,530 THE MAN I LOVE. 381 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,039 OH, JIM. 382 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:14,122 IT'S NOT SO BAD TO GROW OLD. 383 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,125 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE BAD YEARS AGAIN. 384 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,126 NO. 385 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,128 WE HAVE THE GOOD YEARS TO REMEMBER, 386 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,230 AND THERE ARE MORE GOOD THAN BAD. 387 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,231 WELL, YEAH. 388 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,916 40 YEARS MARRIED. 389 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,118 38 YEARS, BULL OF THE WOODS. 390 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,621 HOW MANY MEN CAN SAY THAT? 391 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,623 THERE'S NOT TOO MANY. 392 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,125 [CHUCKLING] 393 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,427 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. 394 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:38,630 YOU HAVE SO MANY FINE THINGS TO REMEMBER. 395 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,633 THAT'S ONE NICE THING ABOUT GROWING OLD. 396 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,635 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF. 397 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,138 YOU'VE DONE IT A THOUSAND TIMES. 398 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,141 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN TODAY. 399 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:53,295 JUST ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA BE THE BULL OF THE WOODS. 400 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,269 [CHUCKLING] 401 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,546 [DOOR CLOSES] 402 00:21:10,552 --> 00:21:12,714 [CROWD CHEERING] 403 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,538 [BAND PLAYING] 404 00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:34,725 YOU DID ALL RIGHT, EDWARDS! 405 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,608 CONGRATULATIONS. 406 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,610 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 407 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:46,286 THE WINNER OF THE HORSE RACE, ABNER WILSON! 408 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,154 AND THAT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. 409 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,457 IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 410 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,743 THE NEXT EVENT IS THE ROPE JUMPERS 411 00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:01,079 FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF HERO TOWNSHIP 412 00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:02,631 RIGHT OVER THERE! 413 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,134 HA HA! AND THE LADIES WHO ARE 414 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,120 IN THE PIE CONTEST HAD BEST GET READY 415 00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:09,921 RIGHT OVER THERE! 416 00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:11,522 [BAND PLAYING] 417 00:22:11,546 --> 00:22:12,557 GOOD LUCK. 418 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:13,942 HERE WE GO. 419 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,543 ALL RIGHT. WILL YOU COME... 420 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:16,611 NO! 421 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,779 WELL, NELLIE! 422 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,982 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 423 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,905 YOU GO AHEAD. GOOD LUCK WITH THE PIE. 424 00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:30,364 READY? 425 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,067 GET SET. 426 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,848 [GUNSHOT] 427 00:22:36,872 --> 00:22:37,849 Charles: GO, MARY! 428 00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:39,284 COME ON NOW, WILLIE! 429 00:22:39,308 --> 00:22:40,907 NOW, THAT'S IT! 430 00:22:43,545 --> 00:22:44,744 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE OUT. 431 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,947 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 432 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,138 THAT WAS A GOOD START. 433 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,126 KEEP GOING, MARY! 434 00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:11,323 WATCH IT THERE. DON'T GET THE ROPE TANGLED THERE. 435 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:49,170 THIS HAS BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION. 436 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:53,430 I HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO 3 CHOICES. 437 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:06,177 MRS. GRANDY'S PIE IS VERY GOOD. 438 00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:22,754 MRS. OLESON, THIS IS JUST EXCELLENT. 439 00:24:22,778 --> 00:24:25,028 THANK YOU. 440 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,371 MRS. INGALLS... 441 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,542 THIS IS SUPERB. 442 00:24:54,309 --> 00:24:56,521 MRS. GRANDY, THIS IS HEAVENLY. 443 00:24:56,545 --> 00:24:58,389 OH, THANK YOU. 444 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,358 YOUR BLUE RIBBON FOR YOUR MAGNIFICENT PIE. 445 00:25:00,382 --> 00:25:02,766 THANK YOU, REVEREND. 446 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,285 OH. 447 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,653 CONGRATULATIONS. 448 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,406 THANK YOU. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 449 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,907 WELL, WE CAN BE SURE THAT RECIPE 450 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:19,210 WAS HANDED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 451 00:25:19,234 --> 00:25:20,412 HMM. 452 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,636 TO GENERATION. 453 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,756 11 MINUTES AND 42 SECONDS SO FAR. 454 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,758 COME ON, MARY, KEEP JUMPIN'! 455 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:33,759 COME ON! 456 00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,260 YOU'RE DOING FINE, WILLIE. 457 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,696 KEEP IT GOING. THAT'S FINE. 458 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,264 Charles: EASY, MARY. TAKE IT EASY NOW! 459 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,699 JUST KEEP IT GOING EASY! 460 00:25:40,723 --> 00:25:42,133 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WINNER HERE PRETTY SOON. 461 00:25:42,157 --> 00:25:43,640 [EVERYONE SHOUTING] 462 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,700 OH, WHAT HAPPENED THERE? 463 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,202 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 464 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,803 IS IT ALL RIGHT? 465 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:02,804 YEAH. 466 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:03,805 IT'S NOT TOO BAD. 467 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:05,039 ALL RIGHT. 468 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:08,810 THE WINNER AND CHAMPION ROPE JUMPER OF HERO TOWNSHIP, 469 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:09,811 WILLIE OLESON! 470 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:10,851 YAY! 471 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,804 OH, THIS IS SUCH A GRAND DAY, 472 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,806 AND EVERYBODY'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 473 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,808 HOW'D YOU DO IN THE PIE CONTEST? 474 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:24,809 MRS. GRANDY BEAT ME. 475 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,678 WHAT? WHO'S THAT? WHO? 476 00:26:26,702 --> 00:26:29,647 SHE'S THAT LITTLE OLD LADY DOWN THERE WITH THE GRAY BONNET. 477 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,950 OH, THAT ONE. HEY, SHE'S PRETTY. 478 00:26:31,974 --> 00:26:33,818 OH, GO ON. HA HA HA! 479 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,354 COME ON. IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO COME DOWN AND WATCH. 480 00:26:35,378 --> 00:26:37,422 I'M WATCHING FROM RIGHT HERE JUST FINE. 481 00:26:37,446 --> 00:26:39,091 YOU'RE SUCH A STICK IN THE MUD. MOVE OVER. 482 00:26:39,115 --> 00:26:40,258 YEP. 483 00:26:40,282 --> 00:26:42,510 ALL RIGHT, CONTESTANTS! 484 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:45,230 TWICE AROUND THE SQUARE. 485 00:26:45,254 --> 00:26:47,932 PARENTS, A CAUTION NOT TO INTERFERE. 486 00:26:47,956 --> 00:26:51,102 I'M BETTING ON THE RED RIBBONS IN THE BLUE DRESS. 487 00:26:51,126 --> 00:26:52,654 I'LL TAKE THE STRIPED DRESS. 488 00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:54,789 ON YOUR MARKS. 489 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,124 GET SET. 490 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,259 [GUNSHOT] 491 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,283 [EVERYONE SHOUTING] 492 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,696 HEY, COME ON! 493 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,777 COME ON, LET'S GO, STRIPER! 494 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,881 COME ON, RED RIBBONS! 495 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,849 HA HA HA! 496 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:56,234 THE WINNER AND CHAMPION HOOP ROLLER 497 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,735 OF HERO TOWNSHIP, 498 00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,087 NELLIE OLESON. 499 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,711 YAY! 500 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,732 HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, HALF-PINT? 501 00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:12,751 SHE BUMPED MY HOOP. 502 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,753 WELL, I'M SURE IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT. 503 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:16,054 NO, IT WASN'T. 504 00:28:16,078 --> 00:28:18,690 ALL THE SAME, WINNING'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING. 505 00:28:18,714 --> 00:28:20,158 IT'S COMPETING, HAVING FUN, RIGHT? 506 00:28:20,182 --> 00:28:21,759 RIGHT. 507 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:22,982 I'M HUNGRY. 508 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,577 COME ON. LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 509 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,284 [BAND PLAYING] 510 00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:31,786 WENT DOWN ON THAT ANKLE PRETTY HARD. 511 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,287 IS IT BOTHERING YOU? 512 00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,356 A LITTLE. 513 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,858 IF IT HAD BEEN ANYBODY BUT WILLIE. 514 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,860 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE COULD JUMP ROPE. 515 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,862 WELL, HE'S JUMPING ALL THE TIME. 516 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,819 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEM HIM USE A ROPE. 517 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:48,636 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RUN IN THE 3-LEGGED RACE, WON'T YOU? 518 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,193 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 519 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,542 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 520 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:56,912 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 521 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:59,748 THE MEN'S TUG-O-WAR IN 3 MINUTES. 522 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:02,784 COME ONE, COME ALL! 523 00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:05,453 ARE YOU GONNA BE IN IT, PA? 524 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,077 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 525 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:09,758 COME ON, MOTHER. PACK UP THE THINGS 526 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,147 AND WATCH YOUR HERO. 527 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,802 MY PA'S GONNA WIN THE TUG-O-WAR! 528 00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:19,217 AREN'T YOU GOING TO BE IN IT? 529 00:29:19,241 --> 00:29:21,752 OH, NO. THAT'S NOT MY KIND OF THING. 530 00:29:21,776 --> 00:29:23,939 MR. INGALLS IS GONNA BE IN IT. 531 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:26,041 IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU. 532 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:27,164 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 533 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:32,202 NELS, DON'T YOU WANT THE CHILDREN TO BE PROUD OF YOU? 534 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:36,873 YES, DEAR. 535 00:29:44,165 --> 00:29:46,344 5 MEN OVER HERE, HANSON! 536 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,712 YOU GOT 6 OVER THERE. 537 00:29:47,736 --> 00:29:49,514 HERE'S JUST THE MAN WE NEED! 538 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:52,216 NO, NO! I DON'T THINK SO! 539 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,507 I'LL TAKE YOUR COAT. 540 00:29:55,744 --> 00:29:57,722 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK I WILL. 541 00:29:57,746 --> 00:29:58,746 GOOD. 542 00:30:00,849 --> 00:30:02,727 NOW, YOU STAND RIGHT HERE. 543 00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:03,744 THAT'S RIGHT. 544 00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:05,530 AND YOU PUT BOTH HANDS ON THE ROPE. 545 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,749 GOOD BOY, NELS. 546 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:09,006 [APPLAUSE] 547 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,023 NOW, GENTLEMEN. 548 00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:20,061 GENTLEMEN, GET READY. 549 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:22,564 GET READY. 550 00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:24,432 GET SET. 551 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:25,489 [GUNSHOT] 552 00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:04,293 PULL! 553 00:31:43,852 --> 00:31:45,652 WAIT A MINUTE. 554 00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:57,858 WINNER OF THE HERO TOWNSHIP TUG-O-WAR, 555 00:31:57,882 --> 00:32:00,228 THE OLESON TEAM! 556 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,463 I WON? 557 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:05,433 I WON! HA HA HA! 558 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:06,434 LET ME... 559 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,391 LET ME PIN THIS ON YOU. 560 00:32:26,662 --> 00:32:27,772 THANKS FOR THE CHANGE OF CLOTHES 561 00:32:27,796 --> 00:32:28,773 AND THE CHANCE TO WASH UP. 562 00:32:28,797 --> 00:32:29,774 SAVED ME A TRIP HOME. 563 00:32:29,798 --> 00:32:30,775 MY PLEASURE, CHARLES. 564 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:31,776 SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT. 565 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,277 Harriet: HERE, DEAR. 566 00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:35,463 THANK YOU. 567 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,466 HMM. MARY. 568 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,968 HOW'S THE ANKLE? 569 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,469 SHE CAN'T RUN. 570 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:44,472 SHE REALLY SHOULDN'T. IT'S MUCH TOO SWOLLEN. 571 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,974 IT DOES LOOK BAD. 572 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,475 THE NEXT EVENT, 573 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:50,595 THE 3-LEGGED RACE 574 00:32:50,619 --> 00:32:53,598 FOR CHILDREN AND LADIES! 575 00:32:53,622 --> 00:32:56,022 STARTERS, TO THE LINE, PLEASE. 576 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:03,558 I REALLY WANTED TO BE IN THAT. 577 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,849 IT'S A SHAME. IT CAN'T BE HELPED, HALF-PINT. 578 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:17,738 OF COURSE, HE DID SAY CHILDREN AND LADIES. 579 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,040 OH. 580 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,147 MA, YOU'VE GOT TO. 581 00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:24,379 OH, I COULDN'T. 582 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,519 WHY NOT? YOU CERTAINLY ARE A LADY. 583 00:33:30,859 --> 00:33:32,586 WELL, THEN I GUESS I CAN. 584 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:33,888 ALL RIGHT! 585 00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:36,630 LET'S GET THIS SHOE ON. I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS. 586 00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:42,980 MA AND ME, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE 3-LEGGED RACE. 587 00:33:43,004 --> 00:33:44,381 WELL, UH... 588 00:33:44,405 --> 00:33:46,383 MRS. INGALLS CAN'T... 589 00:33:46,407 --> 00:33:47,819 CAN SHE? 590 00:33:47,843 --> 00:33:50,038 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT. 591 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:53,458 BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. MRS. INGALLS IS A GROWN-UP. 592 00:33:53,482 --> 00:33:54,992 IF SHE CAN RACE, YOU CAN. 593 00:33:55,016 --> 00:33:56,783 AND YOU COULD WIN! 594 00:33:59,988 --> 00:34:02,000 I KNOW. 595 00:34:02,024 --> 00:34:04,803 WELL, NO, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S PROPER. 596 00:34:04,827 --> 00:34:06,154 HARRIET, 597 00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:09,463 DON'T YOU WANT THE CHILDREN TO BE PROUD OF YOU? 598 00:34:18,774 --> 00:34:20,752 ARE THE CONTESTANTS READY? 599 00:34:20,776 --> 00:34:21,753 YEAH! 600 00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:22,754 REVEREND ALDEN? 601 00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:24,188 READY, DR. BAKER! 602 00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:26,524 ON YOUR MARK. 603 00:34:26,548 --> 00:34:27,709 GET SET. 604 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,733 [GUNSHOT] 605 00:34:57,746 --> 00:35:00,658 YOU HAD A PERFECT CHANCE TO WIN! WHAT HAPPENED? 606 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,694 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! 607 00:35:02,718 --> 00:35:04,612 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? WE TRIED. 608 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,514 THE WINNERS! 609 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:09,784 THE 3-LEGGED RACE CHAMPIONS OF HERO COUNTY, 610 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,136 MRS. INGALLS AND HER DAUGHTER LAURA. 611 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,839 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER. 612 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:18,943 Harriet: WELL, I KNOW, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE WON! 613 00:35:18,967 --> 00:35:19,944 I'M VERY... 614 00:35:19,968 --> 00:35:21,088 AAH! 615 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,788 GENTLEMEN, 616 00:35:30,812 --> 00:35:32,278 ON YOUR MARK. 617 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,977 GET SET. 618 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,200 [GUNSHOT] 619 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:14,659 WINNER OF THE FIRST HEAT, JIM TYLER! 620 00:37:14,683 --> 00:37:16,099 YAY! 621 00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:22,667 15 MINUTES TILL THE NEXT HEAT, GENTLEMEN. 622 00:37:22,691 --> 00:37:24,818 YOU WILL HAVE TIME TO SHARPEN YOUR AXES. 623 00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:27,710 IF YOU THINK THAT WILL DO ANY GOOD. 624 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:35,568 HA HA HA! 625 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,956 AH! 626 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,325 I TOLD YOU. 627 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:49,393 OLD MAN IS STILL THE BULL OF THE WOODS. 628 00:37:49,417 --> 00:37:51,329 AND NOT SO OLD. 629 00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,464 NOT SO OLD, JIM. 630 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,088 NOT SO OLD. YEAH. 631 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,498 HERE, PA. 632 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:12,555 AH. THANKS, HALF-PINT. 633 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,506 AHH, THAT'S GOOD. 634 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:22,059 HEY, DON'T LOOK SO SAD. IT'S JUST THE FIRST HEAT. 635 00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:25,596 YOU'RE GONNA WIN, PA. 636 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:28,103 THAT'S MY GIRL. 637 00:38:29,591 --> 00:38:32,120 ON YOUR MARK. 638 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:33,287 GET SET. 639 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,311 [GUNSHOT] 640 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:24,789 THE WINNER OF THE SECOND HEAT, 641 00:39:24,813 --> 00:39:26,290 CHARLES INGALLS! 642 00:39:26,314 --> 00:39:27,797 YAY! 643 00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:32,797 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, 644 00:39:32,821 --> 00:39:36,066 THE FINALISTS FOR THE BLUE RIBBON AND THE WATCH 645 00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:40,526 AND THE CHAMPIONSHIP, JIM TYLER AND CHARLES INGALLS! 646 00:39:42,897 --> 00:39:45,748 15 MINUTES, GENTLEMEN, 15 MINUTES. 647 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:54,935 I GOT HIM. 648 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,303 YOU SURE HAVE, PA. 649 00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:59,173 HE'S TIRED. YOU SEE HIM BREATHING AFTER THAT GO-ROUND? 650 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,174 HE LOOKED LIKE A WIND-BROKE HORSE. 651 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,676 I NOTICED THAT. 652 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,678 NO KINDA REST IS GONNA HELP THAT TIRED. 653 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,513 YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE RIBBON AND THE WATCH. 654 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:07,181 YOU BET I AM, HALF-PINT. 655 00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:09,684 WHERE'S MY FILE? I MUST HAVE DROPPED IT. 656 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,185 WE'LL HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT, PA. 657 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,854 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND ANOTHER ONE. 658 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,118 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 659 00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,905 MR. INGALLS. 660 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:33,907 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 661 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,310 SURE. YOU DON'T MIND IF I FILE WHILE YOU TALK. 662 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,401 OH, NO. YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 663 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,641 MR. INGALLS, MY HUSBAND'S TIRED. 664 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,189 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 665 00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:51,058 OH. NO, I MEAN REALLY TIRED. 666 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,560 HE WOULDN'T ADMIT IT, 667 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,562 NOT EVEN TO ME, BUT... 668 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,430 WELL, THAT NEVER HAPPENED ALL THE YEARS 669 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,354 HE WAS BULL OF THE WOODS. 670 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:02,402 OOH, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIM THEN. 671 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:07,074 HE COULD OUT-SAW, OUT-CHOP, OUT-WORK ANY MAN, 672 00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,526 ANY TWO MEN. 673 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,616 NEVER AN ACHE OR PAIN. 674 00:41:14,990 --> 00:41:16,722 BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE ANYMORE. 675 00:41:19,961 --> 00:41:21,294 AND HE KNOWS IT. 676 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:29,135 EVERY DAY, HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS TO PROVE HIMSELF. 677 00:41:31,873 --> 00:41:34,790 AND EVERY DAY, IT GETS JUST A LITTLE BIT HARDER. 678 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,695 A BLUE RIBBON AND A WATCH. 679 00:41:41,549 --> 00:41:44,345 NOT TO PUSH UNDER SOMEBODY'S NOSE, 680 00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:48,649 BUT TO... TO HAVE... 681 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,673 TO TOUCH. 682 00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:54,037 TO GIVE HIM BACK SOMETHING 683 00:41:54,061 --> 00:41:56,512 THAT THE YEARS HAVE TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM. 684 00:41:58,082 --> 00:41:59,498 THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS. 685 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,918 A WATCH. 686 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:06,633 A WATCH THAT TELLS HIM 687 00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:09,592 HE IS STILL BULL OF THE WOODS! 688 00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:24,339 THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. 689 00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:41,341 THE FINALISTS, JIM TYLER AGAINST CHARLES INGALLS! 690 00:42:46,448 --> 00:42:48,793 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. ON YOUR MARKS. 691 00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:51,829 GET SET. 692 00:42:51,853 --> 00:42:52,853 [GUNSHOT] 693 00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:35,111 GO! GO GET HIM, PA! HURRY! 694 00:43:57,451 --> 00:43:58,562 DO IT, JIMMY. 695 00:43:58,586 --> 00:44:01,537 FASTER! FASTER, PA! 696 00:44:30,818 --> 00:44:33,363 HA HA HA! 697 00:44:33,387 --> 00:44:35,266 THE WINNER 698 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:38,469 AND CHAMPION AX MAN OF HERO TOWNSHIP, 699 00:44:38,493 --> 00:44:40,921 JIM TYLER! 700 00:44:40,945 --> 00:44:42,890 YAY! 701 00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:45,659 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 702 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,929 WE REWARD THE CHAMPION THE BLUE RIBBON 703 00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:52,671 AND WATCH DONATED BY THE HANSON LUMBER COMPANY! 704 00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:02,359 IT WAS A GOOD CONTEST. 705 00:45:02,383 --> 00:45:04,361 YOU DESERVE TO WIN. 706 00:45:04,385 --> 00:45:06,685 EH... YOU... YOU DID GOOD. 707 00:45:09,090 --> 00:45:10,567 FOR A FARMER. 708 00:45:10,591 --> 00:45:14,793 HA! HA HA HA! 709 00:45:17,398 --> 00:45:18,775 CONGRATULATIONS. 710 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:20,366 THERE IS YOUR WATCH. 711 00:45:28,008 --> 00:45:30,687 HEY, HALF-PINT, DON'T LOOK SO SAD. 712 00:45:30,711 --> 00:45:32,556 IT WAS FUN. 713 00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:34,525 I DID MY BEST. 714 00:45:34,549 --> 00:45:37,378 IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. 715 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:39,413 I'LL GET THE WAGON HITCHED UP. 716 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,870 WE'LL PACK UP THE PICNIC THINGS. 717 00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:54,345 THEY DON'T WORK TOO WELL. 718 00:45:54,369 --> 00:45:55,369 HEY! 719 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:12,719 PA? 720 00:46:15,256 --> 00:46:18,252 YOU USED A BORROWED AX TILL THE END. 721 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,793 THEN YOU USED YOUR OLD ONE. 722 00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:23,974 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 723 00:46:23,998 --> 00:46:24,998 WHY, PA? 724 00:46:27,802 --> 00:46:28,979 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU HALF-PINT, 725 00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:31,723 MR. TYLER'S A GOOD MAN WITH AN AX. 726 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,635 BUT HE'S A LOT OLDER THAN I AM. 727 00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:36,820 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET OLDER, 728 00:46:36,844 --> 00:46:39,172 YOU... YOU GET TIRED A LOT EASIER. 729 00:46:39,196 --> 00:46:41,157 JUST LIKE YOU WINNING A RACE 730 00:46:41,181 --> 00:46:42,559 WITH A BIG HEAD START. 731 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:44,495 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO WIN 732 00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:45,996 IF YOU HAVE A HEAD START. 733 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,064 SURE DOESN'T. 734 00:46:47,088 --> 00:46:50,017 THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED THE AXES. 735 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:51,501 JUST SO IT WOULD BE EVEN 736 00:46:51,525 --> 00:46:53,405 'TWEEN ME AND MR. TYLER. 737 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:56,425 CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 738 00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,065 I SUPPOSE. 739 00:47:01,169 --> 00:47:03,235 MR. TYLER SURE IS HAPPY ABOUT WINNING. 740 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:09,322 NO HAPPIER THAN I AM ABOUT LOSING. 45964

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