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HAUNTING MUSIC
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DOOR OPENS
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HAUNTING MUSIC CONTINUES
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WlND HOWLS
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DOOR CREAKS
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Oh, excuse me. I've just
been draining a kidney.
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You're Mr Parkway, I take it?
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Er, Dr Parkway, yes.
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You must be Mr Wilson?
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Oh, call me Dick. Everyone does.
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So have you ever
been champing before?
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Sorry?
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Champing - camping in a
church. That's what we call it.
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Though it does have unfortunate
connotations of someone
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eating with their mouth full.
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Ah, no, I haven't, actually.
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My wife booked this as a Christmas
present, but sadly, sh...
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As I'm sure you're aware, it
costs a pretty penny to preserve
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these old buildings, and champing
is our biggest money-spinner.
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We let them all in, every
creed, faith, culture -
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as long as they pay
their overnight fees.
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Speaking of which...?
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Oh, yes, sorry. I only
have a card, I'm afraid.
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I've got my swiper.
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HE CHUCKLES
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As you see, I've set
up your bed here.
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Some churches put a full-size
Queen Anne in the transept,
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but speaking personally, I
don't think it's in fitting.
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I said to Canon Berry man, I
said, "We're not an Airbnb."
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"No, Dick", he said,
"we're a Prayer C of E!"
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HE LAUGHS
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85 and sharp as a blade.
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Many's the time I've seen
him do a Wordle in two.
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Ah, yes, um, I set up a
little lounge for you here,
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with some literature on
the history of the place.
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Fascinating. Did you know
that in the 15th century...?
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Uh, can I ask, um, do you
spend the night here also,
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or will you eventually leave?
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Oh, I'll soon be out of
your hair, don't worry.
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I have to tell you that
we've never had a booking
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on Christmas Eve before!
CARD READER BEEPS
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Oh, thank you.
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Your wife will be joining
you later, will she?
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No, she passed
away in the autumn.
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I am so sorry.
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So sorry - I've charged
you at a two person rate.
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I'll void it and start again.
No, no, no. No, please.
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I just want to spend
a peaceful night here
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alone with my
thoughts and memories.
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Oh, I'm sure you won't be alone.
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Merry Christmas, Dr Parkway.
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And God bless us, every one.
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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Hello?
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Hello?
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DISTANT RATTLING
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BAUBLE THUDS
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES
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HE GASPS
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Mr Wilson...
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is that you?
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DOOR OPENS
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Oh, my God, it's
freezing! DOOR CLOSES
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I told you it would be.
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It's a bloody church,
what did you expect?
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What did I expect on
Christmas Eve night?
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Oh, I don't know, a Radisson.
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Hey, I told you, don't blame me.
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Holiday I Inn, maybe.
Blame global warming.
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Anyway, I asked that old bloke
to try and get us some booze.
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Champers for the champers.
That should cheer you up a bit.
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Hey, watch this.
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Our lager which art in
barrels, hallowed be thy ale.
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Thy kegdom come, I will be
drunk, at home, as in the tavern.
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Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
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as we forgive those
who spill against us.
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Deliver us not into inebriation,
for thine is the stout,
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the bitter, and the lager,
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forever and ever, barmen!
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HE LAUGHS You're
not funny, you know.
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Course I am. Hey, do you want
to see my little white balls...?
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Ooh!
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Oh, my Lord!
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Not quite, I'm afraid. He
arrives in the morning.
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You nearly give us a bloody
heart attack! Are you the vicar?
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No, no, I'm Dr Parkway, jasper,
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and I'm afraid I have exclusive use
of this church till 10am tomorrow.
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Use? I should explain - my mother
passed away earlier this year.
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She's buried out
in the graveyard.
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I simply wanted to spend the
night here in quiet contemplation.
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Oh, well, we booked it on
the website this morning.
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That Dick, the man called Dick, he
said he hadn't seen our email yet.
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I 'm pierce. This
is my wife, posy.
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Like the flowers. Yeah, because
when her mam got pregnant with her,
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the first thing she said
was "Thanks a bunch."
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Ignore him, he's pathetic.
I'm sorry about your mother.
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We were supposed to be
going to Lapland yesterday,
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only they rang up and said
there wasn't any snow.
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How unfortunate.
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Yeah. They said we could still go
and they'd put us up in a shed,
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but we thought, well, if it's
not an igloo, what's the point?
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Well, I hate to disappoint
you but as you can see,
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there's only one bed set out.
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Don't worry about that.
We've come prepared.
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Sleeping bags at the ready.
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We'll just set up
here beside you.
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Who wants a brew?
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Oh, sorry.
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WIND HOWLS
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These biscuits are nice,
po. Do you want one?
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I don't think they're for us,
Pierce, they're like church wafers.
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What do you mean?
It's the Eucharist.
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The body of Christ.
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Oh, shit!
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Sorry! They taste like
rich teas, anyway.
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The most boring of all biscuits.
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Apart from them Nices which,
ironically enough, are horrible.
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I'll go and see if
there's anything else.
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There's got to be a
kitchen somewhere. Yeah.
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Especially with all these
lady vicars now. Idiot.
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HE CHUCKLES
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CLEARS THROAT
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So, are you a religious
man, then, Jaz?
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Not particularly, no.
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It's the building itself
I'm most interested in.
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Oh, right, you're more like
a history doctor, then,
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Indiana Jones, Da
Vinci Code stuff?
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You could say that, yes.
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"Doctor, Doctor, I 've got a chip up
my nose, a sausage in my left ear,
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"a carrot in my right ear,
what's the matter with me?"
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The doctor says, "You're
not eating properly."
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Tough crowd.
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POSY SCREAMS
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Oh, my good godfathers!
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Who is it?
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I don't know.
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I just pulled back the
curtain, and he were there.
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I thought it was Paul Hollywood.
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You wouldn't want
him reaching out
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and giving you an
handshake, would you?
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It's St Nicholas.
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The original Santa Claus.
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You mean the Coca Cola one?
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Uh, a little before
that, I believe.
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Patron Saint and protector
of children dating back
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to around 300 AD,
possibly even earlier.
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What's his origin story?
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It's not X-Men, Pierce!
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Actually, St Nick was an
"Avenger" in his own way.
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Three small children were
said to be lost one night,
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after straying too far from their
homes whilst playing in the woods.
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As darkness fell, they
came across an old building
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belonging to a butcher.
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He offered them food and
shelter for the night,
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and they eagerly
accepted his invitation.
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However, once inside, the
butcher set upon the three boys,
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slitting their
throats one by one.
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Bloody hell!
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He then cut up the
children's bodies
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and laid the pieces
in a salting tub,
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preserving their flesh to sell
as ham to the nearby villagers.
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Seven years had passed when
Nicholas, the Bishop of Myra,
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was riding in the woods
and came upon the house.
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He demanded that the butcher
open up his barrels of salt.
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When he saw the contents,
Nicholas performed a miracle,
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restoring the three boys to
life and sending them home
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to their astonished parents.
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Lucky for them.
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The myth also explains
why we now hang pickles
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or gherkins as Christmas
tree decorations.
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Oh, we've got one of
them! A big green one.
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Posy calls it the
Grinch's co... Pierce!
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Yes, It's an unusual derivation,
the pickling or preserving
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of children's bodies
in salt or vinegar. Mm.
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Did you bring any crisps? I think
we've got some cheese puffs.
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Oh, right.
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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♪ O little town of Bethlehem
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♪ How still we see thee thy
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♪ Among the hills and daffodils
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♪ Do-do-ba-da-do-do-ba... ♪
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Would you be quiet,
please? Sorry?
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Would you please stop singing?
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I'm trying to work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry.
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I'm just getting in the mood.
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I'm looking for somewhere
nice to hang my stocking...
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How about round your neck?
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Pardon? Uh, anywhere
around the nave.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Have you not got one? I think I've
got a spare in here somewhere...
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HE SIGHS
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They're a bit laddered
around the gusset,
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but you could pop
a tangerine in.
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That's very kind.
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Shall I just hang them on
the end of his bed? Yeah.
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♪ O little town of Bethlehem
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♪ How still we see thee thy... ♪
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SINGING FADES
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WET GURGLING
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Is somebody there?
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GURGLING CONTINUES
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TIMBERS CREAK UNDER HIS WEIGHT
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BEAMS GROAN
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TIMBERS CREAK
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SCRAPING
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CLUNKING
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SCRAPING NEARBY
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Hello?
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Only me! Just wondered if
you might like to join us
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for a little tot of
Bristol Cream, eh?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Christmas Eve.
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The most magical
night of the year.
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I used to love it when was a
kid. You still are a bloody kid!
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Do you have any children?
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No.
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No, we don't.
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Still, um... believe in
Santa though, don't we?
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Well, you know, this church has
a unique link to St Nicholas,
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hence the display.
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Would you like to hear it?
It does involve a ghost.
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Oh, now you're talking.
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Hey, Doc, pull up a pew!
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I 'd rather not, if it's
all the same to you.
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Oh, come on! A ghost story
for Christmas!? It's perfect.
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I don't believe in ghosts,
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and I've no interest in
made-up narratives about them.
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I assure you, Doctor, the
events I'm about to recount
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are not made up. I know that...
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for certain.
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Well?
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Seems like I don't have
much choice, do I?!
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Thank you.
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The body of St Nicholas,
like all the great saints,
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was harvested for
reliquaries and devotionals.
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Sorry, you've lost me already.
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Relics are the bones or body
parts of venerated individuals,
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often stolen from tombs and
sold all around the world.
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They used to be a big
business. They still are.
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What would you say
if I were to tell you
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that the jawbone of St Nicholas
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is hidden in this very building?
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Is it?
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I can tell you that it
has not yet been found,
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00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:24,990
but I have reason to believe that
it resides here... somewhere.
249
00:16:26,061 --> 00:16:28,349
And why do you believe that?
250
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:32,269
Because of what I
saw with my own eyes,
251
00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:37,029
five years ago on Christmas Eve.
252
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,539
Here we go.
253
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,110
Hold my hand, Pierce.
254
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:44,769
I 'd extinguished the last of
the candles, and I was leaving
255
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,190
with just the light from my
phone screen to see me out.
256
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:49,819
HE CLICKS FIlNGERS
257
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:52,269
Why didn't you
turn your torch on?
258
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:53,979
I didn't know it had one.
259
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,779
HE CLICKS FINGERS Carry on.
260
00:16:56,780 --> 00:17:00,979
I was standing over
there by the pulpit,
261
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:06,362
and I heard a noise
by the Christmas tree.
262
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:10,229
I genuinely thought, " I've
really got to be careful here
263
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:13,109
"because I might end up locking
someone up in the church
264
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:15,339
"and they might
freeze to death."
265
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,139
We had that in the
school where I clean.
266
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:22,389
A homeless man was living in
the gym equipment cupboard,
267
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:24,779
sleeping in the vaulting box.
268
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:28,989
The deputy head had to coax him out
with a boneless banquet from KFC,
269
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:31,339
and the Sally Army came for him.
270
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,209
Have you quite finished?
271
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:34,500
Sorry.
272
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:39,220
I walked over to the
Christmas tree...
273
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,860
and that's when I saw him...
274
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:49,436
peeping out from
behind the branches.
275
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:55,256
A figure in a dark red cloak.
276
00:17:56,650 --> 00:18:00,413
His head bowed.
277
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:06,186
I kept perfectly still...
278
00:18:08,071 --> 00:18:10,849
but I wasn't
expecting what I saw.
279
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:16,069
His head slowly lifted... up.
280
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,397
It was so...
281
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:21,829
sad.
282
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:26,229
An old man, with kind eyes,
283
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:31,045
but such pain behind them.
284
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:37,630
And below this tender,
imploring face...
285
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:42,779
there was no bottom jaw.
286
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:48,139
Just a black lolling tongue,
287
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:52,429
dangling down into
the space below.
288
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:56,139
It moaned and clacked,
289
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,429
then it started to
come towards me.
290
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,251
That's when I ran.
291
00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:05,509
I ran and ran and didn't
stop till I got home,
292
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:08,135
and I locked the door behind me.
293
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:13,721
The next day, Christmas Day...
294
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,630
when I came back...
295
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,620
there were footprints.
296
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:26,885
Black, filthy...
297
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:33,167
footprints all
around the church.
298
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:39,739
I believe that his restless
spirit roams around this site,
299
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,659
longing to be whole again,
300
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:47,462
and finally be at peace.
301
00:19:50,976 --> 00:19:53,007
ALARM BEEPS
302
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,657
Right, I'd better be off.
303
00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:58,347
HE LAUGHS AND CLAPS
304
00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:01,737
That was brilliant! I bet that
shit you up, didn't it, Doc?!
305
00:20:01,738 --> 00:20:04,267
Now do you believe in
ghosts? Of course not.
306
00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:05,977
We are pattern-finding
creatures,
307
00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:09,657
and we rationalise what we don't
understand with ridiculous stories.
308
00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:11,297
Now if you don't mind,
309
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:14,135
I'd like to spend the rest of
the evening in my own company.
310
00:20:20,738 --> 00:20:22,534
Is that sherry free?
311
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,138
HE GRUNTS QUIETLY
312
00:20:42,098 --> 00:20:44,308
HE SNORES QUIETLY
313
00:20:53,388 --> 00:20:56,300
You all right, po? Yeah.
314
00:20:57,638 --> 00:20:59,636
Are you thinking about paisley?
315
00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:04,189
I lit a candle for her. Aw...
316
00:21:08,628 --> 00:21:10,098
that's nice.
317
00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:13,394
Be 18 years next Christmas.
318
00:21:16,668 --> 00:21:19,788
I'll book Lapland
again. That'd be nice.
319
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:25,387
I didn't like Dick's story.
320
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:28,427
Do you believe him?
No, course not.
321
00:21:28,428 --> 00:21:31,587
Just his party piece. He'll
have one for every season.
322
00:21:31,588 --> 00:21:34,818
Be a giant rabbit at
Easter, witch at Halloween.
323
00:21:34,819 --> 00:21:36,267
What's summer?
324
00:21:36,268 --> 00:21:39,587
Er... beach ghost.
325
00:21:39,588 --> 00:21:41,620
It's just a bloke with trunks on
326
00:21:41,645 --> 00:21:43,257
wandering about with
a bright red face.
327
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:46,137
A bottle of sunblock.
Yeah, probably.
328
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,293
Why, did it spook
you? A little bit.
329
00:21:51,508 --> 00:21:52,908
It's just...
330
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:58,348
that night, when I was pregnant
and I had the accident...
331
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,223
something happened
that I never told you.
332
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,667
That night...
333
00:22:06,668 --> 00:22:08,948
you saw a ghost?
334
00:22:08,949 --> 00:22:12,457
Not really. I was just
mopping the floor in reception
335
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,497
when I saw my mother walk past.
336
00:22:14,498 --> 00:22:16,498
I thought, "Well,
what's she doing here?"
337
00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:21,948
I waved at her, but she
didn't say anything,
338
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:24,168
just stared at me.
339
00:22:25,298 --> 00:22:30,410
Then, suddenly, she put her hand
up on the glass and started to cry.
340
00:22:31,588 --> 00:22:36,295
Mascara running down
her face in black lines.
341
00:22:38,468 --> 00:22:40,707
Then she turned
and went off again.
342
00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:43,768
I went to look for her,
but there was no-one there.
343
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:50,191
That's weird. Anyway, as I was
walking home, I tried phoning her,
344
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,359
and it was as I was dialling
345
00:22:52,384 --> 00:22:55,578
that the motorbike came
off the road and...
346
00:22:59,438 --> 00:23:01,717
Bloody hell.
347
00:23:01,718 --> 00:23:06,307
A few days later, when I was in
the hospital, she came to visit me,
348
00:23:06,308 --> 00:23:08,867
and she told me that that night,
349
00:23:08,868 --> 00:23:11,603
the night of the accident,
she'd had an awful feeling
350
00:23:11,628 --> 00:23:14,347
something bad was
going to happen to me.
351
00:23:14,508 --> 00:23:16,797
I didn't tell her
what I'd seen,
352
00:23:16,798 --> 00:23:19,384
then as she was leaving,
353
00:23:19,409 --> 00:23:21,814
she put her hand
up on the glass,
354
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,033
and started to cry.
355
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:30,369
Mascara running down
her face in black lines.
356
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,487
My God.
357
00:23:35,158 --> 00:23:37,537
It wasn't a ghost.
358
00:23:37,538 --> 00:23:39,501
It was a warning.
359
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,668
PHONE RINGS
360
00:23:47,588 --> 00:23:49,517
What's that?
361
00:23:49,518 --> 00:23:51,680
Must be one of them
new-fangled machines
362
00:23:51,705 --> 00:23:53,897
that let you talk to each
other through the air.
363
00:23:53,898 --> 00:23:55,627
Come on.
364
00:23:55,628 --> 00:23:59,027
Hey! Don't leave me!
365
00:23:59,028 --> 00:24:00,308
Pierce!
366
00:24:05,108 --> 00:24:07,108
Don't answer it.
367
00:24:12,949 --> 00:24:14,428
Hello?
368
00:24:21,588 --> 00:24:23,228
It's for you.
369
00:24:31,618 --> 00:24:32,819
Yes?
370
00:24:34,468 --> 00:24:36,828
Boo! SHE SHRIEKS, HE LAUGHS
371
00:24:36,829 --> 00:24:40,437
You bloody idiot, what are
you playing at?! Who was it?
372
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:42,705
No-one, they hung up. Must
have been a wrong number.
373
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:45,219
Come on, it's freezing
in here. HE CHUCKLES
374
00:24:46,423 --> 00:24:48,181
Hey, we forgot to
check our stockings.
375
00:24:48,206 --> 00:24:49,924
Let's see if Santa's been.
376
00:24:49,949 --> 00:24:51,537
What's on your list?
377
00:24:51,538 --> 00:24:54,307
Socks and undies,
obviously. Yeah, obviously.
378
00:24:54,308 --> 00:24:57,747
Handkerchiefs with a p on which'll
never come out of the packet.
379
00:24:57,748 --> 00:25:00,517
Selection box, they're not
as big as they used to be.
380
00:25:00,518 --> 00:25:03,427
All right, Peter Kay!
It's true! What about you?
381
00:25:03,428 --> 00:25:06,387
Um, bath salts?
382
00:25:06,388 --> 00:25:09,757
Um, chocolates full of
some disgusting liqueur.
383
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,427
Oh, and a shit scented candle.
384
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:16,107
Shit-scented? How do they do
that? You don't want to know.
385
00:25:16,108 --> 00:25:17,508
HE CHUCKLES
386
00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:21,427
WET GURGLING
387
00:25:21,428 --> 00:25:23,667
SHE SCREAMS Oh, bloody hell!
388
00:25:23,668 --> 00:25:26,227
CHOKING GURGLES
389
00:25:26,228 --> 00:25:27,748
DOOR SLAMS
390
00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,628
FABRIC RIPS
391
00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:34,435
Thought they'd
never fucking leave.
392
00:25:58,588 --> 00:26:01,458
Ho, ho...
393
00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:03,949
ho.
394
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,153
Dr Parkway! Shit!
395
00:26:12,308 --> 00:26:17,544
Dr Parkway, are you there?
396
00:26:19,468 --> 00:26:22,458
I had a phone call from Pierce.
397
00:26:28,675 --> 00:26:34,888
He says he saw something
rather disturbing.
398
00:26:35,588 --> 00:26:37,028
Dr Parkway?
399
00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:40,798
BAUBLE FALLS AND THUDS ON FLOOR
400
00:26:49,388 --> 00:26:51,798
PHONE RINGS
401
00:26:58,794 --> 00:26:59,841
Hello?
402
00:27:02,699 --> 00:27:04,153
Hello?
403
00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:18,387
Doctor? Doctor?
404
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:25,668
I'm ever so sorry if I frightened
you with what I said earlier.
405
00:27:27,108 --> 00:27:29,709
It was just a story.
406
00:27:45,908 --> 00:27:51,356
There is no ghost here,
I can assure you of that!
407
00:28:00,808 --> 00:28:03,552
Ghosts aren't real!
408
00:28:05,378 --> 00:28:07,317
It wasn't a ghost.
409
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:08,829
Hello?
410
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:14,005
It was a warning.
411
00:28:16,158 --> 00:28:18,818
CRASHING, HE CHOKES
412
00:28:18,819 --> 00:28:20,598
WET GURGLING
413
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,959
BAUBLE THUDS
414
00:28:27,949 --> 00:28:29,467
GUST OF AIR
415
00:28:29,468 --> 00:28:31,949
GURGLING
416
00:28:34,618 --> 00:28:36,677
HINGES CREAK
417
00:28:36,678 --> 00:28:39,777
WET GURGLING
418
00:28:39,988 --> 00:28:41,728
Is somebody there?
419
00:28:43,518 --> 00:28:44,988
CLUNKING
420
00:28:46,238 --> 00:28:47,748
SCRAPING
421
00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:50,117
Hello?
422
00:28:50,118 --> 00:28:52,477
CLUNKING, BELL VIBRATES
423
00:28:52,478 --> 00:28:54,478
SCRAPING
424
00:29:09,068 --> 00:29:10,959
Oh, no!
425
00:29:25,778 --> 00:29:28,628
Well, I never!
426
00:29:32,028 --> 00:29:34,613
Merry Christmas.
427
00:29:36,998 --> 00:29:39,787
♪ Ding dong! Merrily on high
428
00:29:39,788 --> 00:29:43,187
♪ In heav'n the
bells are ringing
429
00:29:43,188 --> 00:29:51,188
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
430
00:29:52,068 --> 00:29:55,958
♪ Hosanna in excelsis
431
00:29:55,959 --> 00:30:01,105
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
432
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:02,166
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
433
00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:05,617
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
434
00:30:05,618 --> 00:30:10,428
♪ Hosanna in excelsis. ♪
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