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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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What an incredible meal, Elyse.
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Oh, thanks, Julia.
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Some day I'm gonna write
an article about cooking.
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You think I have to
learn how to cook first?
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Not necessarily, Mom.
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You wrote an article
about Eskimo mating rituals
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and you never...
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Bad example.
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You know, Mom,
I'm really jealous.
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Since we've seen them last,
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they've been to Alaska,
Russia, China, Tibet.
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What's our next trip gonna be?
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Well, uh, in June,
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your cousin Harold's
getting married in Pittsburgh.
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Wow. We better get
our passports ready.
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Well, the projector's set up.
Uh, where are the slides, Julia?
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I'll get 'em, they're in my bag.
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Oh, boy, Alex is
gonna be so excited
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when he comes home
and finds you here.
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Excited or panicked?
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You know, Alex was intimidated
by you when he was younger,
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but I'm sure he's
over that by now.
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Who are you kidding?
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I bet he's still
terrified of her.
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Oh, who is supposed to
be doing dishes tonight?
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Alex.
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Who's on backup?
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Jennif... Mallory.
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Oh, we have two winners
tonight. Jennifer and Mallory.
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So where's Alex?
Why isn't he home yet?
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I have to be honest, Carrie.
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I don't usually worry
about that sort of thing.
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I see you two are
as close as ever.
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Carrie, I've never understood
why you're attracted to him.
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Neither have I.
That's the beauty of it.
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What do you possibly see in him?
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Well, for one
thing, I like the fact
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that I can beat him up.
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We all do.
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Boy, I love it when Carrie
and her mom are here.
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It's like My Dinner with Andre.
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With who?
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It's a movie.
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Oh.
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Alex, where have you
been? You missed dinner.
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I just spent two hours
arguing with Dr. Schulte
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about the school dress-code.
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Our school doesn't
have a dress code.
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It does now.
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I wouldn't wear that to
school tomorrow if I were you.
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You really think you're
hot stuff, huh, Alex?
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Pretty hot. Yeah.
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You're sitting on top
of the world, aren't you?
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You bet.
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Remember Carrie Newman?
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Uh, C-Carrie Newman?
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Yeah, what does she
have to do with anything?
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She's in the living room.
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Ah... Ah, ge... Uh... Carrie...
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Carrie Newman is
in this house now?
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Oh, my God.
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He's so cute
when he falls apart.
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Ever since you two were kids,
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she's had you running
around in circles.
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I love it.
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Come on, Jennifer, let's
get the rest of the dishes.
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Don't leave me.
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Ah...
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All right. All
right. Don't panic.
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You're older now.
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You're more mature.
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You can handle this.
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I gotta get out of here.
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Hi, Alex.
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Carrie.
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I-I was just coming in.
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You always enter
a room backwards?
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I'm breaking in a
new pair of shoes.
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Uh, you look great, Carrie.
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That's quite an outfit.
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Thanks. I found it in
a flea market in Brazil.
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Belonged to an Amazon woman
who had many male slaves.
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You don't look so bad yourself.
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Ah, thanks, uh, JC
Penney's, Toledo.
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Never worn by anyone else.
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Uh, C-Carrie, uh, now
don't try anything, okay?
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My parents are in the next room.
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Take it easy, Alex.
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All I want is a
friendly "hello" hug.
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How 'bout a friendly
"hello" wave?
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Mom.
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You don't hug easy, Alex.
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So, uh...
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how long are you and your
mom in town for this time?
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Overnight? Couple of days?
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We're back for good.
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Oh...
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Julia took a job as regional
correspondent for Newsweek.
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We're staying with you
until our house is ready.
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Huh.
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Alex, you're hyperventilating.
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T-there's nothing hyper
about this ventilating.
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It's good to see you, Alex.
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Old friends are special friends.
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It's good to see
you too, Carrie.
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You know, Alex, the
last time I saw you,
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you were wearing a
blond wig and pinafore.
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That whole thing was your idea.
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Mem... Remember, you
wanted to paint my picture.
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Alex in Wonderland.
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What do you say we
go out tomorrow night?
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Out of the question.
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C-Carrie, it is the
man's responsibility
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to make the advances a-and...
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And it's the woman's
duty to fight him off.
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A-anyway, if we were to go out,
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I should be the one to ask.
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Okay. Ask.
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Well, I can't ask if
you're telling me to ask.
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I mean, that's the
same as you asking me.
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I am the man. I call the shots.
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Mom.
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Aw. There they are.
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Four years old. Carrie
and Alex taking a bath.
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Can we, uh, speed
it up a little, please?
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Let's give everyone a
chance to study the slide, Alex.
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This isn't film school, Dad.
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Wasn't Alex adorable?
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He looks so round
and soft and cuddly.
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Like a gerbil.
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Aw.
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Sorry, last slide.
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Well, those were great! Heh.
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Thanks, Julia. You're welcome.
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Carrie developed a lot
of the recent ones herself.
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I've got a darkroom
in the house.
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I bet you do.
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Hi. Yeah. Sure.
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Victor! Mwah.
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You wanna come in and
meet some of my friends?
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No. Uh, I mean, I can't.
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Uh, my motor's running.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Victor, it's so nice to see you.
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Well, see you all later.
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Have a good time. Uh,
nice almost meeting you.
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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Wow. Victor's a real hunk.
Where'd she meet him?
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We used to live next
door to his parole officer.
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Parole officer?
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Mrs. Newman, how can you let
her go out with a guy like that?
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I trust, Carrie.
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I am opposed to this date.
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I just want to
say, for the record,
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that I am opposed to this.
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So recorded.
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You know, if this
whole thing is my fault...
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I mean, if I had
gone out with Carrie
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like she asked me to,
s-she wouldn't have to go out
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with s-societal dregs.
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♪ Alex is jealous ♪
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You're dying to go out with her,
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but you don't have
the guts to do it.
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No, no, no. That... That...
That's where you're wrong.
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I'm gonna ask her out.
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But not because I want to.
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I'll do it because
duty calls me.
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I owe it to Carrie to
save her from herself.
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I've gotta be
strong for both of us.
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She is... Is a ship...
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t-that has lost her
way in the night...
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and I'm her lighthouse.
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I've gotta show her the way.
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And if I succeed,
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we'll both be better
human beings...
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and better citizens.
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Sounds like a fun date.
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Alex, I thought you
went to bed hours ago.
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Where could she be?
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I'm telling you,
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Carrie is headed for trouble.
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Someone has got to show her
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how a proper young
lady should act.
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Let me guess who
that someone should be.
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I have got our
whole date planned.
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It's gonna be a very
wholesome evening.
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I thought we'd start
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with a quick trip
through the art museum.
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Good choice.
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They're having a
wonderful exhibit
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on the Renaissance nude.
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Probably wouldn't
have been time anyway.
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Oh, okay, okay. First, we'll go
to the Red Cross, donate blood.
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Then, uh,
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I figured we'd tail the
bookmobile for a while.
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If time permits, we'll
go to the orphanage,
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pass out lollipops.
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Alex, you don't go to
any of these places.
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Well, I'm not doing
this for me, Mom.
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I'm doing this for Carrie.
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Why don't you just admit
that you wanna go out with her
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because you like her?
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Like her?
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Heh, Mom. I am doing
this because I'm her friend.
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I am not romantically
attracted to her at all.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, Carrie.
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No, no attraction there.
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Tsk. Well, it's late.
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I think maybe we should all
be going up now, don't you?
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Come on, Elyse.
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They don't need ushers.
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Kids, uh, good night.
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Why did you wait
up for me, Alex?
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Oh, I-I didn't wait up.
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I'm always up at this hour.
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I... I happen to be
something of a night owl.
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I... I move by the
rhythms of the night.
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Where have you been?
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Dancing. There...
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There are no dance
clubs open at this hour.
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Streets are open.
The parks are open.
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You want to dance, you
can dance wherever you are.
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Even in the kitchen.
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Okay, you can leave.
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Wait, Carrie, Carrie,
I don't wanna dance.
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I wanna talk.
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We can dance and
talk at the same time.
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No, not me. I-I have to
dance, talk and, uh, count.
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Okay, Alex, what is it?
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Uh, Carrie, I'd...
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I'd like to offer you a
unique experience with me
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that will change your life.
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I like a man with confidence.
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Ah, C... Uh, Carr... Carrie.
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I think t-that you
and I should go out.
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Great. It's a little late,
but what the hell. Let's go.
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No, no. N-n-not
now. Tomorrow night.
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Oh, okay. I'm free
tomorrow night.
258
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,965
You what'd be really wild?
Wait... Wait a minute, Carrie.
259
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,634
Carrie, I am planning this date.
260
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,537
I decide what we do,
and... And when we do it.
261
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:38,607
And how much we enjoy it.
262
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:44,246
All... All you have to do is, uh,
be ready w-when I pick you up.
263
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,783
Okay. Which room do
you want to pick me up in?
264
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:53,488
Right, I... I forgot. We're,
uh, staying in the same house.
265
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,157
In the next room.
266
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,894
Well, I better rest
up for tomorrow night.
267
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,284
Good night, Alex.
268
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:06,802
"Unique experience"
that will change my life.
269
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,360
I don't think I'll be
able to go to sleep now.
270
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,850
Come on, Mallory. Will you
get out of the bathroom already?
271
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,274
You been in there for the
better part of the century.
272
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,391
Sorry, Alex.
273
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,427
Next time I'll just
take a sponge bath.
274
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,061
Uh, Dad, I didn't
know you were in there.
275
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,664
I told Mallory to let me know
as soon as she came out.
276
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,633
I gotta have a shower
before my date.
277
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,935
What time are you going out?
278
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,224
Eight o'clock.
279
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,072
Just under three hours.
280
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,230
You hurry, you'll make it.
281
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,827
I'm sorry, Alex.
282
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:08,163
I... I just... I... I didn't
know anybody was in there.
283
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,832
Oh, hey, the shower
curtain was closed,
284
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,801
t-the water was running,
how could you tell?
285
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,504
My mind must have
been somewhere else.
286
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,795
Tsk. Go ahead.
Finish your shower.
287
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,698
I'm too tense now.
288
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,548
I might drown.
289
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,684
I'll tell you what, we
can take one together
290
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,853
and then I can save
you if you start to drown.
291
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:35,791
C-Carrie, please, will you
just go in and take your shower.
292
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,260
I'd like to be alone right now.
293
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,719
Okay, okay.
294
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:47,758
By the way, don't bother
to change, you look great.
295
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,383
Alex.
296
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:06,088
Are there any more women
coming upstairs or is this it?
297
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,512
Do you want me to
call my Brownie troop?
298
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,160
Why not? W-why not?
299
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,730
I-I have no dignity left.
300
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,114
You didn't start out with much.
301
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,000
Alex?
302
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,726
I forgot to give you your robe.
303
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,172
Heh.
304
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,698
Uh, yeah. This is
my robe all right.
305
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,934
Alex, I'm shocked.
306
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,785
Doesn't look like the start
307
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,655
of the world's most
wholesome date to me.
308
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,012
Ah...
309
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,410
Hey, this is, uh, quite a place.
310
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,844
Don't you think?
311
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,781
Uh, it's everything I
thought it would be, Alex.
312
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,905
Where's Donny and Marie?
313
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,621
Hi, I'm your waitress, Sherry.
314
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,157
Hi, I'm your customer, Alex.
315
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,459
Uh, this is Carrie.
316
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:22,398
Oh, wow. Sherry and Carrie.
317
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,802
Isn't that cute? Our
names almost rhyme.
318
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:30,205
It's staggering. I...
Imagine the odds.
319
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:33,564
Ah. So, what will
the gang be having?
320
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,869
Uh, two apple pie and
two glasses of milk.
321
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,116
No, wait.
322
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,919
Actually, make that
one glass of milk...
323
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,454
two straws.
324
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,989
Uh, I hope I'm not
being too forward.
325
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,814
You cad.
326
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,296
I'll be right back.
327
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,720
♪ Don't miss me ♪
328
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,690
♪ We won't ♪
329
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,340
You know, it's really nice
to be here with you, Carrie.
330
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,507
Thank you.
331
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,609
It's nice to be with you, Alex.
332
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,944
I was...
333
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,814
kinda hoping we could
go somewhere with...
334
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,182
a little more ambiance.
335
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,374
More romantic.
336
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,855
More intimate.
337
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,790
Maybe some candlelight.
338
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,460
Ah, there's candlelight
right over there.
339
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,665
Now, Alex, would you say
340
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,400
that I've been a pretty
good sport tonight?
341
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,702
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Guess so.
342
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,071
Did I complain when you took me
343
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,441
to the bingo finals at
the senior citizens' home?
344
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,842
No.
345
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,144
Did I complain when we
went to the immigration center
346
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,547
to watch new citizens
being sworn in?
347
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,648
No.
348
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,852
Alex, let's get outta
here! Come on!
349
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,422
I... We could go skydiving
or horseback riding.
350
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,857
Or dancing.
351
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,160
I know a great club
with a really hot band.
352
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,329
I want to get crazy
with you, Alex.
353
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,786
Don't you want to
get crazy with me?
354
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,234
Yeah.
355
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,435
Yeah... I... I mean, no.
356
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,037
No! No. We can't.
357
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,872
Why not? Because it defeats
358
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,340
the whole purpose of this night.
359
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,742
We can have fun without...
360
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,711
having fun.
361
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,815
Alex, you can't tell me
this is a normal date for you.
362
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,252
The purpose of tonight was
not to have a normal date.
363
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,743
Well, you've succeeded there.
364
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,490
This is not the Alex
365
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,959
that I wanted to go out with.
366
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,529
My Alex made me laugh.
367
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,864
He made me feel special.
368
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,101
And I could make him
laugh and feel special.
369
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,058
Where is he tonight?
370
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,673
That... That Alex
has no place here.
371
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,443
I'm here instead.
372
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,511
Carrie, I'm worried about you.
373
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,447
What are you talking about?
374
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,982
You know what I'm talking about.
375
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,518
I'm talking about
the... The way you act.
376
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,855
The... The way you
dress. The way you talk.
377
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,724
You don't act like
a girl should act.
378
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,080
Y-you should be more like...
379
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,850
Sherry?
380
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,299
What is wrong with Sherry?
381
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,558
You put a brain in that head,
you got a real special girl.
382
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,574
So that's what
tonight was all about?
383
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,209
You were trying to show me
how to be a good little girl?
384
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:25,047
Carrie, you've gotta settle down
before you do some damage.
385
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,517
I just want you to have
some pride, some self-respect.
386
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,787
I just want you to see
that there are other options.
387
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,357
You're right. There
are other options.
388
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,082
And I'm going to exercise
one of them right now.
389
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,685
See you around, Alex.
390
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,238
Oh, hi, Alex.
391
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,306
Hi, Dad.
392
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,308
Up kind of late, aren't ya?
393
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:56,578
Heh. To be honest, uh,
I'm waiting up for Mallory.
394
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,648
I know it's old-fashioned,
but, uh, every time
395
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,651
she goes out with a new boy,
I can't help worrying a little.
396
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,086
I didn't know that.
397
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,922
Well, that's because I
usually worry upstairs.
398
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,790
There's a lot more
to worry about
399
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,026
with girls than with
boys, isn't there?
400
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:15,097
Not more worries,
just, uh, different ones.
401
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,665
But you would
say that a girl has
402
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,500
to be more careful than a guy.
403
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,936
You know, worry more,
uh, about her reputation,
404
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,572
her demeanor, the
way she acts in public.
405
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,941
Where's Carrie?
406
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,177
She walked out on me.
407
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,611
All I was trying
to do was help her
408
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,213
and that's the thanks I get.
409
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,215
Maybe she didn't
want to be helped.
410
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,251
Maybe she's, uh,
happy the way she is.
411
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:40,111
Well, maybe she's
happy with it, but I'm not.
412
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,495
I guess that's the
real problem, isn't it?
413
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,297
Mm-hm.
414
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,099
Why am I driving myself crazy?
415
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,368
I mean, she's not gonna change.
416
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,003
Not likely.
417
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,006
I-I guess I better just...
418
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,441
forget about her, huh?
419
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,032
That would solve the problem.
420
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,946
Yeah.
421
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,649
You're right. It would.
422
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,540
Thanks, Dad. Good night.
423
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,809
Good night, Alex.
424
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,558
Why do I have to be
the one to change?
425
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,994
Because you want to be with her.
426
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,730
You know what I feel like
when Carrie and I are together?
427
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,632
I... I feel like an astronaut
428
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,991
who never went through
the training program.
429
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,075
I'm out there in
some other world
430
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,477
and I don't even know
how to fly the ship.
431
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,969
Well, then, uh, you're lucky
to be with someone who does.
432
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,717
Yeah.
433
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,141
Guess you're right, I am lucky.
434
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,723
It's pretty amazing out there.
435
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,991
I know.
436
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,048
I married an astronaut myself.
437
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,730
Uh, Dad...
438
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,667
if, uh, boys and girls are
supposed to be treated the same,
439
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,769
how come you're
waiting up for Mallory?
440
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,770
Tsk.
441
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,260
'Cause you're already home.
442
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,096
Ah.
443
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,015
Uh, well, uh...
444
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,707
think I'll finish my
waiting upstairs.
445
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,618
Just want to say right off, I
don't know why I came back.
446
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,421
Think I do.
447
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,602
You wanted to tell
me what a jerk I was.
448
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:35,871
H-how rude I was.
449
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:39,775
How obnoxious,
presumptuous, manipulative...
450
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,032
Keep going. I think
you're on to something.
451
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,236
Carrie, I... I am sorry.
452
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,986
Boy, this evening
really backfired.
453
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,754
I wanted to reform you.
454
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:55,857
To... To turn you into a
real lady and instead...
455
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,514
Instead what?
456
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,052
I think maybe you
already are a lady.
457
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,434
It's just that y-you're
a different kind of lady
458
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,269
from the kind of lady
that I think about when I...
459
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,838
When I think about
the word "lady."
460
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,741
Alex, what if I decided
461
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,644
to become the good little
girl you want me to be?
462
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,769
Do you really think either of
us would be happy with that?
463
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:20,985
I don't know.
464
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,575
Carrie, we're so different.
465
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,156
Why do we like
each other so much?
466
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,258
Because we are so different.
467
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:31,860
Because we see in each other
468
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:35,163
something we don't
see in ourselves.
469
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,888
And that's what it's
always been about, Alex.
470
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,091
What are we gonna do?
471
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,228
What we want to do.
472
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,671
I'm glad I asked.
473
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,986
Hey, will you go
out with me tonight?
474
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,687
I already did. No, no, no.
475
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,624
I mean... I mean,
again. I-it's still early.
476
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,193
I know a real romantic place.
477
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,728
Great ambiance.
478
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,551
Sounds nice.
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