Original subtitles

Welcome, everyone.

I'm Paulita Papel and I am

so excited to introduce you

all to the Ersteus

Tinder in real life

show.

I am here standing today

with the adorable and

gorgeous Anna B.

How are you feeling, Anna?

A bit nervous, to be honest.

Of course you are, because

we are here with

these seven

amateur men who

today will try to win you

over.

These gentlemen

will put themselves out there

and literally into the frame

to try to convince you that

they are your perfect

match.

You will swipe

right for yes

and left for no.

After three

rounds, Anna will

choose her perfect

date and she will have

sex with the one

right here on the spot

on camera.

Let the swiping begin.

Alright, we're gonna start

with the first round called

impress me.

So the men now will step

forward and try to charm

Anna with one fascinating

thing that you can tell us

about yourselves.

Let's do it.

Hi, I'm Gami.

I'm 25 years old.

I'm a barkeeper and a graphic

designer.

I'm from Germany

and I draw my free

time.

I taught myself in the pandemic.

And one interesting thing

about me is when I was twelve

years old, I used to be able

to suck my own debt.

It was very underwhelming.

Wow.

What is it going to be, Anna?

Is it going to be right or

is it going to be left?

I.

I like german guys.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You can go to the ride.

Woo.

That's a ride.

It's a jaz.

Hey, Ana.

My name is Cedric.

I'm from Germany as well.

I'm 27.

I'm kind of a geek.

Not that great with words,

but I know every Star wars

movie by heart.

My cats think I'm awesome.

At least when they're hungry.

I came here to find my princess

Leia.

I'm sorry.

Yeah,

not today.

It's tough choices, isn't

it?

Yeah, it is.

It's a tough one.

They're also so

willing.

Let's go for the next one.

Hi, Ana.

My name is Dadinho.

I'm Portuguese.

I live in Germany.

I'm a filmographer and I

live by myself.

So you know that I can cook

and I have a good

taste in movies.

What's special about me

is just because I came

doesn't mean sex is over.

Alright.

You speak Portuguese, right?

Yes.

And can you

cook vegan food?

Yes.

I was vegan for twelve

years.

Twelve years?

Yes.

All right.

Yeah, you can go.

That is a clear dance.

Woohoo.

Well done.

And we've gone to the next

one.

Hello, Anna.

I am Felix.

I am 27 years old.

I'm from the Netherlands,

but I live in Berlin.

I work as a bar keeper quite

often, so I don't get much

free time.

So, yeah, I

don't know what else to say.

Dick pic.

Whoa.

That was a.

There was a move right there.

What are you thinking, Anna?

How did that make you feel?

Are you into dick pics?

Not really.

Ooh.

I.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

That was very diplomatic

answer.

Thank you for that.

Nice try.

Let's move on to the next

one.

Hey, Anna.

My name is Cody.

I'm 32.

I'm originally from Texas,

but I live here in Berlin.

Now.

Let's see some things about

me.

I'm an acrobat.

I have been for about 15

years now.

I speak five languages.

Not Portuguese, unfortunately,

but maybe you can teach me

some.

Just curios.

Can you just

give us a full view right

there?

Yeah, please

go.

Go ahead.

That's a gist.

Well done.

Then we go to the next one.

It's two left.

How are you feeling, Anna?

This is exciting, right?

Yeah, this is exciting.

It's tough as well.

Are you having fun?

Yes.

Yes, I do.

Do you feel powerful?

I feel like.

Yeah, I'm the boss.

You are the boss,

babe.

Let's hear it for the next

one.

Hello from me as well, Anna.

I'm Pierrot.

I'm coming from Greece.

I grew up between France

and France.

And Greece.

I'm sorry.

I'm 34.

I'm a headdresser and I live

in Berlin now.

All right.

Sorry.

How old are you?

34.

Okay.

Yeah, please.

It was a jazz.

I like the shirt.

Good choice.

Let's hear it for the last

on the row.

Hey, Anna.

I am Sascha.

I'm coming from south of

France.

I grew up there.

Born and raised in the sun.

I'm living now in Germany,

Berlin.

I am into art and design.

I'm a soul photographer as

a job.

And the founder of the

National League of.

Kayak.

Kayak volleyball.

Yeah, that's it.

Alright.

Interesting.

Yeah.

I mean,

yeah, you can go ahead.

It's another day.

Give me a big round of applause,

everyone.

We get to know all these

great people.

And I am so sorry to have

to see you go.

But thank you so much for

participating.

And don't forget to click

on the show later to see

who's gonna win.

Bye, everyone.

Ciao.

Have a good day.

So why do you think you didn't

get chosen today?

I think Anna just

likes Star Trek too much

and we can't deal with that

one.

So I'm sad, but I'm

ready to get hurt again.

And do you think you could

have done us, said something

differently?

It's fine.

Everything's fine.

What about you?

I think I was a little bit

too much forward

into it, so

I kinda started

calming that reaction,

but yeah.

All right.

Some matches have been

made, and we are

now back to the second round

called seduce

me.

Are we ready for some

seduction?

Yes, I am.

The chat is open.

And now you gentlemen

can use your best pickup

lines to convince

Anna over here that

you are the perfect match.

Do you usually use Tinder

in real life?

Not so often.

I prefer to meet people in

real life.

Ooh.

Like that?

Like that.

What about you?

I read the statistics on

how Tinder works, and then

I got out of it.

Ooh.

Not a competitor.

Yeah.

What about over here?

How many tinder dates have

you had?

I've got a couple.

Three or so, but it's not

really my thing.

It's not your thing?

Well, your thing is being

here on the stage on the

spot, isn't it?

Yeah.

Are you all a little bit

nervous?

Of course.

Are you sweaty?

Well, that's good.

Get ready, because it's gonna

get way more sweaty afterwards,

isn't it?

Please go back to position

and line behind the screen.

Show us your romantic side,

your naughty side, your passion.

And don't forget creative.

Are we ready?

If we can date?

I will show you all the nice

beach and spot of sun in

south France, close to the

sea.

And I don't know if you are

into mustache, but feel free

to sit on mine anytime soon.

That was cute.

That was real cute.

How do you like that?

Sweet.

Have you ever been to south

of France?

Not really.

Well, here's your chance.

May I ask you if.

Do you know how to swim?

Of course I know.

Yeah.

I've made eight years of

free diving, scuba

diving.

And.

Yeah, of course I know.

What about you?

I don't.

I can show you how.

I really don't.

So, yeah, I'm quite.

I'm allowed to

maybe ask something

else?

Of course.

Please go ahead.

Okay.

So I see you're

a bit hairy,

and can you

maybe open this a little

bit?

Just a little bit.

Ooh.

Show us more.

Okay.

Is it too much?

Oh, I like it, actually.

You like Harry?

Yeah, she does like

Harry.

Do you want to give us a

french pickup line?

I can say the same in French.

Please do.

Do it for me.

Je pas situam le moustache.

That's pretty hot.

I like that.

Do you like that?

Yeah.

Are you getting horny?

You are getting horny, aren't

you?

Can you just turn

around?

Give us a full view

maybe?

Can you do a little bit like

this so I can.

Okay.

Not the first time for you.

Oh, what is it gonna be,

Anna?

Is it gonna be right?

Is it gonna be left?

We're in the second round.

Yeah.

Go.

Go, please.

That was full seduction.

Well done there.

Next one, please.

Hi.

I'm jealous of your heart

because it's pumping inside

of you and I'm not

really.

Okay.

What else?

What else?

What would you like to hear?

I don't know.

You are here to

stay.

I'm more of a casual guy.

I like it more

easygoing.

I find humor very important,

especially when you're engaging

in intimacy.

So

maybe next time.

I'm sorry.

Oh, sorry to see

you go.

It was a nice try.

Thank you.

Let's go on to the next contestant.

Hello again.

Hello.

So me, I'm gonna be simple

again.

I'm gonna say that I like

to go with the flow.

When I date somebody, I like

to be friendly.

I like to talk a lot, to

understand the other in order

to seduce and be

seduced.

And I take it from there.

That's how I like to play.

All right.

And when you go for

a first date, what do you

usually do?

I like to go somewhere relaxed.

Depends how it's gonna go.

I like to go deep.

Top deep?

No, I like to go deep.

A deep.

And what do you mean by deep?

I like to get to know the

other word.

All right.

You said you have

been to

a lot of tinder dates.

No, not really.

Not really?

Okay.

Why not?

It's not my thing.

I like meeting people in

person.

Okay.

I like to be adventurous,

but occasionally.

And what do you like to do

in your free time?

I like sculpturing.

This is a hobby that I have.

I met some little

kinky demons.

May I ask your

kinkies,

my king?

I would say that I like to

listen to the other, what

they like.

And I like to please the

others.

And if I ask you

to introduce me some

king.

Because I'm a kind of person

that you know.

You like, King?

Yeah, I'm

more like you, I guess.

I like to get to

know other kinks.

I really enjoy threesomes

with guys or with girls

lately, I enjoy more with

guys.

Okay, that's

interesting.

What do you think about that?

Can you.

Yes.

Give us a, yes, yes,

yes.

Give us a little move there.

Ooh, we're liking that.

Yes,

it's hard.

It's hard.

You stop.

What is it gonna be?

We still have two lined up

right there, you know, how

many can I choose?

Well, I don't know how many

you wanna choose

at the end.

You only can pick one.

Okay, not this time.

I like big bumps.

I'm sorry.

Moves on, on to the next

one.

Well, I don't have a pickup

line, but we can drop our

pants and start the revolution

right now.

Boom.

How?

Well, we drop our pants and

then we see what goes on.

Quite an invitation, I'd

say.

Pretty straightforward.

How did that feel?

I don't know.

Time some more

and then we go and we eat

some and we go back to it.

I don't know.

It's pretty simple, right?

That's why we're here.

So you're just here for

sex?

No, that's a

start.

Okay.

Oh, this is a start.

Okay.

I don't know.

Kind of for me, like a sex

is kind of not the

start, but

the goal.

I mean, in the process.

I know I'm in my baggies.

I guess you want to see a

little bit more

shapes.

I don't know.

I mean, I don't usually put

beauty on the table,

but it is a tinder show.

But this is a tinder show.

Yeah, maybe you can.

You can turn.

Give us your best move.

Can I take off my shirt?

Yeah, yeah, take it off.

Ooh.

Do it sexy, though.

Mm hmm.

Wait, there you go.

Ooh, look at that.

That was a statement.

He's throwing himself at

your feet.

You know.

You want to smell it?

Yes.

Mmm.

Cheeky.

I don't know if that was

washed.

No,

he's just feeling nervous.

Okay.

I like it.

What does that remind you

of?

The smell.

Does it bring any images,

any memories,

anything?

It actually smells good.

It smells good.

It smells.

Cleaning thing.

Well, it's nice.

It's a good point.

You don't smoke cigarettes,

right?

I don't smoke.

Okay.

How are you feeling?

You know what?

I know how I'm feeling.

Well, tell us.

Yeah, how are you feeling?

I feel like I should be over

there.

Is that so?

Why do you think you should

be over there?

Well, because

you're not very good at

words.

No, I'm not very good at

words.

Better with action, I guess.

You really should

improve your.

The way of your talk with

the woman.

You can teach me.

Yeah, I mean,

but I really like your

smile.

So.

Yeah,

you can go.

Woo.

That was a tough one.

Well done there.

So last but definitely

not least, give us your best

pick up line.

Well, anna, I'm not really

good with pickup lines,

but I am an acrobat.

So, you know, I can pick

you up.

That's quite an argument.

What else?

Well, depends.

Are we going straight to

bed, or would you like dinner

first?

I love to cook.

Ooh.

Trying hard, isn't he?

Please.

All right.

How do you like what you

see?

Yeah, I like it.

Me too.

That look, that look was,

you know, pretty

good.

So do you like to cook?

I do sometimes.

What about you?

I love cooking.

Yeah.

I love nothing more than,

like, a nice, big, juicy

steak or, you know,

chicken's good sometimes

too.

Or, you know, I'm from

Texas.

A hot dog sometimes even.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What about you?

I I'm a

vegan.

Oh, okay.

I mean, that's, that's fine.

I mean, they were

vegan too, at some point.

Okay.

I mean, do you like vegan

food?

Sometimes.

Yeah.

I mean, like I said, like,

you know, cows and chickens,

like, they're vegan.

It counts, right?

I

mean, they

ate grass.

I eat them.

Kind of counts, right?

You know?

Okay,

I'm sorry.

That's no.

Well deserved.

Thank you, sodie, for trying.

Thank you, everyone.

Thank you.

I see a lot of excitement

over here and a little bit

of sadness over here.

How are you feeling?

I'm disappointed.

You are disappointed, of

course.

Yes.

I know you are.

You are.

But this is not the end of

life, you know, just the

end of today, really.

I felt like we were really

starting something, but

I

I I'm gonna leave you there.

Thank you so much for participating.

Have a wonderful rest of

the day, and don't feel

sad next time,

maybe.

Bye.

Bye.

So

why do you think you got

eliminated?

Do you think you could have

said or done something

differently?

No.

I think, you know, sometimes

there's a, there's a spark,

and sometimes there's just

not.

It's one of those days, right?

I don't think she liked the

way I looked.

I was the only one who didn't

get to turn around,

but, oh, well, it's not the

end of my life.

Please send us a nice day.

Welcome back to our third

and very last

round.

Getting

deeper.

This is the final chance

for you guys to win over

Anna's heart.

I am very excited.

How are you feeling over

here?

Warm ears?

Do you feel like you're gonna

win?

I have no clue.

Ooh.

What do you think about your

contestant?

Do you think you're better

than him?

He's very handsome.

That's kind.

What do you think about your

other contestant?

He's really sweet.

Looking good.

Look at you folks.

They're so

sweet.

That's sweet, isn't it Anna?

Yeah, they are.

How are you feeling about

it?

I don't know.

It could be a

threesome next time.

Ooh, look at you,

girl.

That's what I was thinking.

When you call me, I come

over and make it a foursome.

Are we ready?

All right.

Are you nervous?

Very much so.

Okay.

And what do you

do when you're nervous?

Read.

Read?

Okay.

Yeah.

Write as well.

But when you are in a

meeting, a date,

and you start getting

nervous, what do you usually

do?

I usually tend to

make a lot of jokes.

Okay.

What about.

What about you?

Well, I'm nervous.

Yeah.

The effect is my heart is

beating a lot.

But now I don't know if it's

because of you or because

I'm nervous.

For sure, I'm nervous.

What I'm doing to fight against

nervosity.

I breathe.

And you?

I also breathe.

Yeah.

I take a deep

breathing.

Yeah.

And it freezes goods.

Yeah, it

does.

I.

I'm sorry.

I see you really like eye

contact.

Yes, I do.

Yeah.

Or about during sex.

So even more, I

like to read mind

and

so we can communicate.

Of course.

But also I like to read

what's in the mind of my

partner.

Or maybe you.

Okay.

What about you?

Yeah, I like eye contact.

I'm also.

I love to touch and get

in touch

how it sounds for you.

Same for me.

I like to touch.

I like to focus on different

parts of the body which are

not perceived as sexual.

Also, I

like the contact of the skin.

Feeling wise.

Bump.

Yeah.

To me, it's important.

The lower back, the

belly,

chest,

neck,

legs, even feet.

Feet.

Yeah, sometimes.

How do you like to

play with the.

With the feet?

I don't know yet.

It's just spontaneous.

Okay.

But, yeah.

It's not a part I reject.

Okay.

What about you?

Yeah, I love to.

I love to

get, you know,

food.

Orchid.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Worshipping.

Rubbed.

Suck.

Yeah.

Do you like to suck?

Suck toes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

We're getting deep in here.

I'm already liking it.

Let's change.

We want to hear everything.

I like how detailed this

is already getting.

You're gonna find a really

proper sex match, aren't

we?

What about you?

About sucking your

toes?

Yeah.

Yes.

Do you want me to suck your

toes?

Do you like it?

I will.

I love to suck toes and

keep eye contact.

Okay.

Because then I get the whole

body experience.

And what

are the parts of the body

you most like?

I mean, of your body.

All the parts.

So will you tell me what

it touched you?

I will follow.

I will obey.

Okay.

And you're fighting.

You also like to get

touch?

I like to get touch, yes.

Where?

I like to get spanked.

Spanked?

Spanked me?

Yes.

So whenever you feel.

When you never feel that

I need to put in more

speed.

You can spank me like a

horse.

Like a horse?

Yes.

Okay.

But it's not that

much for the first date.

I mean, if the moment is

right, why don't hold

back.

Okay.

Do you feel it's too much?

I don't know.

I just, you

know, for the first date,

I really like to

keep it gentle and, you

know, slow.

I mean, it can be a gentle

sleuth.

Okay.

I'm not talking about full

on.

These two are eager to please

you.

It's what I'm feeling over

here.

Let's have another round

of questions.

I can

ask something.

Just allowed to ask

questions and.

Or maybe to get

some view of the body.

Ooh.

I thinking a view would be

nice, wouldn't it?

I surely would enjoy that.

Would you enjoy that?

Yeah.

What part would you like

to see?

All of it.

Okay.

Maybe open this.

It's been two times already.

We like to see it.

That's why you're here.

You can eat through your

eyes, they say, you know.

Oh, we're gonna get into

the smelling part.

I love that.

How's that.

How's that feeling?

How's that smell?

Smelling like.

Yeah, I think.

You didn't put perfume.

This is your only smell.

I forgot to put perfume through.

Get the real deal.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Ooh.

How did that feel?

Yeah.

I'm also

allowed to touch.

Do we have the consent for

touching, gentlemen?

Yes.

Can I touch you?

So you really want to touch

me

now?

I'm curious as well.

Yeah.

Just maybe I can start here.

I just want to feel your

skin.

Can I.

Can I touch you as well?

Sure.

Maybe you can take that

off.

All of it?

Yes, please.

Is that okay?

Yes, of course.

We're getting full deep

on over here.

It's a tough choice.

We need to know what we're

getting into.

Can I touch you?

Go ahead.

All right.

Thank you so much.

Do we have a few more questions?

Yeah.

Yes, I do.

This is what you don't get

to do on Tinder.

That's true.

Okay.

May I ask you,

Sasha?

Yes.

Please step closer to us.

Don't be shy.

How do you

like to have sex?

I really like taking time,

being connected.

As I said before, skin

touching, eye contact.

As we do now,

I like to get slower and

more and more deep and

hard when they feel

right.

I like to give pleasure.

So it just makes the

spectrum of possibility

large as possible.

Okay.

And

what are your boundaries?

What I don't like is degrading

talk.

Doing sex.

I like dirty talk

a bit.

Dominant or submissive talk.

Not degrading.

For me, that's not a place

to do this.

Just my

advice.

My choice.

Don't bite my nipple.

But you can bite anything

else.

Really?

Anything.

Not too hard.

Interesting sweep,

gentlemen.

Or were you.

What your sexual

preferences?

My sexual preferences

depends on the partner.

I like to figure out what

their

rhythm is and try

to

adjust my rhythm to theirs

so that we can.

Can have an experience together.

What about your boundaries?

What do you don't like?

I don't bite my nipples.

They're not the biggest,

so it's hard to find them.

Anyway.

I don't bite my nipples.

That's pretty much it.

Don't scratch me too hard.

You can scratch me, but not

too hard.

You like to feel a little

bit pain?

A little bit, not

too much.

How are you feeling?

I don't know.

Maybe they both can

stand out.

Should we have them standing

together?

Please show guys you

both can turn.

Give us a full view.

Beautiful.

Can I touch

your butt?

Yeah, I really like

it.

Don't be shy.

Ooh, attraction, folks.

It's something you enjoy

with your full five senses,

isn't it?

Some touch, some smelling,

some grabbing.

How is it grabbing?

They both are

nice.

They're both nice.

Nice bats.

That's a nice compliment

you just got right there.

Thank you.

So do we have any more questions

for these two before you

take your final decision?

What about auro?

You like oro?

I love oro.

You?

I love to speak and doing

it.

And there are six, of course.

Cheeky.

Look at those intense

eyes and looks from

everywhere.

Geez.

What's your favorite position?

What is my favorite position?

I like to get ridden.

I like to feel

a little bit used, but with

a little bit of passion.

A lot of passion, actually.

A little bit used.

A lot of passion.

Where were you with

eye contact.

Which one?

You can say, I like to make

it nice.

Yes.

Oh, it's tough, Anna, isn't

it?

You're having a hard time

over here.

They're giving you a lot.

How do you make a girl

calm?

I mean, there's not one

way to make a girl come,

because every girl is different

and you need to communicate

and figure out.

Right.

And you, yeah,

you need to research with

the frequency.

This too.

My, my, my.

What a good.

What is this?

What a wonderful couple we've

got there.

Okay, can I

get a bit far and

maybe

kiss them.

Oh, you want to kiss those

two?

I think it's a good idea.

Would you guys mind high

consent?

Well, there you go then.

One after the other.

Line up and let's get some

kissing.

You pick.

You go first, Edinha.

Well, well, well.

Don't overdo it.

It's just a little taste,

isn't it?

Next one.

We said kissing, not

anything else.

That's what we do.

Woo.

Well, that was Timmy.

I think it is

time, Anna, for your

final decision.

Let's take a deep breath

in.

I know you like to breathe.

Are we ready?

Yeah.

Who is it gonna be?

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

So how do you feel?

Well, sad, obviously,

but it's all fair

game.

And why do you think she

picked Sasha?

What do you think she liked

about him?

I mean, he's a handsome guy.

I would have picked him.

Yeah, he's a handsome guy

and very, very central.

So I can lose

to that.

Okay, well, thank you so

much.

Thank you.

And maybe see you in

another tinder show.

Try again.