All language subtitles for Baywatch.Hawaii.S02E17.My.Father.the.Hero.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-pawel2006_track3_[eng]

[tribal music]

Nice rig!

-Thanks. It's brand new.
-I noticed.

-'m Sean.
-Matt.

Matt.

Well, Matt, you're doing a
great job putting it together,
tha's for sure.

Probably really awesome
and safe too, huh?

Listen, Matt, you see
those kids over there?

-[Matt] Yeah. -Well,
the're from the mainland, too.

First time in Hawaii. In
fact, first time in the ocean.

Wow, yo're kidding.

No, no, no. So, I don't
want them to get in your way.

Probably want to give them
plenty of space, huh?

That's cool.

I'm sure yo're also aware
that we have a nasty rip

over here by the break
and the jetty here.

Now, I know you have the
skills and you can handle the
action,

but could you do me a
favor and stay away from that
area?

I don't want the less
experienced board riders to get
any bad ideas, you know?

-No problem.
-Great. Thanks a lot, man.

Go have some fun, huh?
And happy birthday, man.

-All right.
-Take it easy.

[slow music]

How is it, Sean?
Got here as soon as I could.

Thanks, Brah.
I owe you one.

Hey, what happened with
everyone? They on strike or
what?

No, no, I got a last
minute call from a big-shot
sponsor.

He wants to see all his
funding dollars in action.

So I sent Leigh to the
airport to pick him up.

What about Jason?

Well, the guy's daughter
wants to go hiking in Kauai.

Beautiful Waimea Canyon.

The father wants her to
have a strong, capable escort,

so I sent Jason and Zack.

Jason fits the
description, but Zack?

I had to send Zack
to keep an eye on Jason.

Good idea.

JD and Kekoa?

I sent them to keep
an eye on Zack.

[they laugh]

-Better idea.
-Yeah.

Checks and balances.
All eyes on the cookie jar,

tha's what it's
all about, huh?

Well, I'll take the tower,
you walk the beach?

-Le's do it.
-All right, man.

[boy] Whoo-oo!

[Matt] Excuse
me. Look out.

[relaxing music]

[Matt] Whoa, watch
out. Coming through.

[Matt] Whoa, whoa.

[Matt groans]

[Matt] I got it.

[Matt] Oh, no!

Help!

[suspense music]

[Matt] Help!

I can't stop!

[Matt] Help!

[opening theme song]

[Matt] Help!

Ah!

-Wher're you going,
Matty? -My board!

No, forget the board.
There's another set coming in.

Please! I's my
birthday present.

I got it.

Sweet!

I love this job.

Hey, Brit, Waimea
is an awesome hike.

They call it the
Grand Canyon of Kauai.

Yeah, the views rock.

Really?

[Kekoa] There's a lot
of sacred grounds up there.

Stay on the trails and
don't leave any trash behind
you.

And how will I know
wha's sacred ground?

You've got a
guidebook. Look it up.

[light laugh]

Tha's why I'm here.

I'm Hawaiian, you know?
Don't worry, 'll point them
out.

[Brit laughs softly]

Brit, you need a
little on your back?

Oh, yes.

"You want a little on your
back?" I got my eye on you, Don
Juan.

[mocking] "'m Hawaiian."

I got my eye
right back at you.

[Brit laughs]

Wha's your problem?

You know what
my problem is.

Yeah, well, retract
the claws, would you?

Being pissed at
me is one thing,

but being rude to the
daughter of the Cente's biggest
sponsor

is just plain nuts,
especially over something as
trivial and irrational as--

Trivial? Irrational?

You know, that is
so typically male.

Reducing my feelings
into complete unimportance.

I's just a watch.

I's just a watch
that Jessie gave you.

I's a good watch!
Who cares who gave it to me?

Don't turn this
into a federal case.

Well, you're the one
still wearing it.

All right. Yo'll
be all right.

Nice rescue, Sean.

Nice ride, Brian. Took you
long enough to get the board
back.

Sorry. Sweet rig.

Brian? Brian Keaulana,
the big wave surf champion?

I'm no surf champion.
Just the surfer.

I can't believe it.

You do those tow-ins on 40
foot waves. I saw you on TV!

Rescued by the greatest
lifeguard in the world.

All right, Matty. Take it
easy, now. Do't get too
excited.

I know it's difficult
being in the presence of
greatness.

[Matt] I better get
back to the hotel.

I gotta email my
friends back home

and tell them I met
the great Brian Keaulana!

All right, Matty, listen,
if your mother has any
questions,

tell her to contact
Captain Sean Monroe, Baywatch
Hawaii.

Sorry about that.

No worries, man.

Look, got a moment,
oh Great One?

I gotta show you what I've
been working on. It'll knock
your socks off.

[tribal music]

Dude! Dude!

There I was thinking
Schuste's little girl is gonna
be this little brat,

but she rocks!

Of course it does't hurt
she's a total Betty.

I think she wants me, man.

Who are you fooling, bro?
The babe want Hawaiian!

You need glasses, bro.

Well, I'm thinking
you're the blind man, mitter'

Yeah? Wanna make a
little wager on that?

Right.

Looks like yo'd like
to put my neck in that.

Thought crossed my mind.

Look, can't we
talk about this?

Get it settled? I mean...

w're adults, we've
got a job to do here.

It does't look
very professional,

the two of us airing our
dirty laundry in front of
everybody else.

You're right.
W'll stay here.

Not that ther's
anything to talk about.

We ca't stay here.

Sean explicitly said to
roll out the red carpet for Brit
Schuster.

Those two look like they
need any help kissing that
stuck-up haole girl's butt?

You know what?

Why don't you do
right along with them?

I don't feel like being
around you, anyway right now.

K!

I'm so excited!

My dad wo't believe
how sweet you both are being.

This is like a dream,
really. I mean, two chaperons.

Gorgeous, are you sure you
need all this for a day hike?

Oh, yeah. I's just the
essentials, really. Is there a
problem?

You need help with that?

I can handle it.

Oh, ah, don't forget
that little thing, though.

A Razor scooter, hah?

Baby doll, I do't think
you'll be needing it.

Oh, but i's cute. And
i's got that great little
strap.

Let's roc'n roll.

[JD sighs]

Her position is with
me under the stars.

Cool your jets, Zack.
You're about to enter a no-fly
zone.

Hey, you ready
to head out?

Ah, Kekoa and I are gonna
stay here. You know, just take
it easy.

Spend some quality
time together.

[Jason] Mm...

Ball and chain's getting
you down, huh, buddy?

[JD fake laughs]

[whip noise]

That wood's too
green for a campfire.

Ah, the silent treatment.

Well, tha's just fine
with me. It's better than being
griped at.

You know, you're the one
tha's always saying

w've got to talk out our
problems if we want this
relationship to work.

Together forever. I
think that says it all, don't
you?

Wanna clue me in here?

Look at the back
of your watch, JD.

So what?

I'm not gonna through away
a perfectly good watch

because of a few
words on the back.

A hundred times a day
you look at that watch

and you think of the
person that gave it to you.

I do not.

I look at the watch and I
think, I'm late for work'

or, Oh, good, it's
time for lunch,'

or, Geez, I better call
my ball and chain, do't want
her freaking out.'

Is that what I am to you?

Just a ball and chain?

K...

K!

Come on, I was kidding.

Why are you being such
a pain about this?

Why don't you get rid
of that damn watch?

I told you already.
I's a great watch.

It keeps perfect time,
i's waterproof to 200 feet.

I can't afford another
dive watch like it.

Well, what about a new
girlfriend? Can you afford that?

-Ah!
-Kekoa!

K, you all right?

[sighs with frustration]

I'm fine!

I lost the Nextel
on the way down.

Ok. I'm gonna find a way
to get you out, all right?

No! Just stay
away, all right?

I'm fine.

Feast your eyes
on our new...

Baywatch Hawaii website.

"Baywatch dot com."

What is that,
a girlie site?

I's the future of
lifeguarding. What do you think?

Ha?

Twenty-four hour surf cam.

Round the clock
weather reports,

current directions from
all the beaches, all around the
islands,

everything you need to
bring lifeguarding into the 21st
century, my friend.

We got a computer like
that at Hawaiian Lifeguards.

Oh, no you do
not, my friend.

This is a custom-designed,
state of the art system.

Okay? I's linked
to the National Weather Service,

the Coast Guard and by the
end of the month, w'll have a
satellite uplink

to reach virtually every
lifeguard station on the world
wide web.

My friend, you are
witnessing the creation of a
global rescue network, brother.

You do this, Sean?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, well, Zack helped a
little bit, you know, here and
there.

What is this
sponsor's page?

I'm not sure. W're, ah,
still working on that one.

What did you do, Bry?

-[woman] I can't get
anything! -[man] Oh, man!

[Zack] So Jason's on this
date with this little hottie,
right?

[laughs]

And h's putting
the moves on...

Ha, ha, cool it, bro.

Well, her's
the unreal part.

Another chick comes in
and she's totally ticked off.

Jason's just looking at
her with those oh, hel' eyes.

[Brit laughs]

Anyway, she blows up
like a woman burned.

[high voice] "Jason, where
have you been? Jason, why
haven't you called me?

Did't we have fun, Jason?

Jason, who is this
little number, Jason?"

It was so brutal.

Well, what happened?

Can it, okay, Trainee?

Well, I guess he
did't like that story.

[Brit] Can I have a
sip of your water?

Sure, Brit.

You know, he should't
talk to you like that.

I mean, it was
a true story.

And that trainee crack...

are't you a lifeguard?

Well, yeah. I's just, I
wanna be a team leader like
Jason.

You will be.

I've no doubt.

You don't?

No.

You've got that something.

You know, I'm good
at spotting that.

Mm?

I don't know,
special something.

I mean, sometimes my dad
even takes me to meetings

so he can get my
take on people.

You know, good or bad,

-or average or...
-Special.

Exactly.

And I'm always
right, Zack.

Mm...

-God, i's so beautiful
here. -Mm...

What do you think, we'll
make the top of the canyon in,
what, a couple of hours?

No doubt.

Hey, a catch like you, you
must have the guys lining up.

[Brit laughs softly]

Well, i's my dad.
H's kind of scary.

He just hates, I mean
hates every guy that I date.

I was dating this
great guy, Mark.

He was special.

And my dad pulls the same
old garbage. So he left.

You're available?

I mean, why did't you
tell your old man to go to hell?

What? And be cut
off without a cent?

Spending his money
is way more fun.

And the only way to
get to a Schuster.

Are you gonna let me help
you out or you gonna stay there
forever?

I might.

I's a heck of a lot
better than being up there with
you!

I know what this is
about, K. You're scared.

Like hell.

I've been in situations
much worse than this

and I've gotten myself out
just fine, thank you very much.

I'm not talking
about being stuck down there.

You're scared cause
things feel so right with us.

And that maybe means
having to give up a part of
yourself to someone else.

And having to trust that
person when you're used to
relying on yourself.

Okay, maybe it does
scare me a little.

All right, a lot.

But you're wrong
about one thing.

If things were
so right with us,

you would't be fighting
to hold on to something Jessie
gave you.

Haven't I proven
myself to you?

I put my job on the line.

I stood up to your father.

I'd go through hell and
high water to be with you, K.

The watch means nothing
to me. Here. See?

There, you happy?

No.

What? No?

I's not the watch.

You're here now,
and you've got your island girl.

But someday you're going
to move to the mainland with
some haole girl

like Jessie, or
Brit, or whoever.

Hey, hey.

There's always gonna be
temptation, for both of us.

But we have to
trust each other.

You're my best friend,
K. My soul mate.

I don't want to be
with anyone else.

I know this sounds
kind of corny, but...

you make me whole.

JD!

You got me, all
right? 'm a goner.

What more do you want?

How about a hand?

[JD] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[both laugh]

Which way?

Come here.

-Leaf.
-Oh, thanks.

What you need is a
delicate Awapuhi.

A what?

I's a flower. Kauai
ginger blossom. You wear it in
your hair.

Rare fragrance. Beautiful.

I'm thinking we go left.

Any good reason?

My gut's telling me.

Don't listen to the bone
head. H'll only get you in
trouble, trust me.

If Zack says left, we
definitely go right.

Hey, fine. Do't listen to
me, but my gut is rock solid.

Right. The Zack
McEwan gut.

Isn't that the same gut
that got the lifeguard truck
stripped?

Tha's always getting
you in hot water?

Hell, that same incredible
gut that nearly got JD killed?

Right it is!

How long has it been?

Almost an hour.

Ah, this is ridiculous.
Call them back.

[phone ringing]

Baywatch Hawaii.

Hey.

Ah, hey, Matty, how
you doing buddy?

Pretty good.

I's Leigh.
Schuste's bored.

My mom said I could come
down here and ask Brian Keaulana
for a surfing lesson.

Oh, you know what, Matty?
I'm sorry. It's not a good time
right now.

W're, w're kind
of having a crisis.

-Hello?
-Hard drive crash?

Uh, something like that.

Hey, Leigh, did you take
him to the tide pools?

All right, all right. Hey,
take him to Kua Aina Sandwich.

The best burgers on
the islands, right?

[Sean] You did that.

All right, then,
Matsumoto's Shaved Ice for
dessert.

You did that too.
Fine, fine, just anything,

just keep him away
from here, okay?

Sorry, Matt,
maybe you could come back later.

Look, why don't you go out
front to the beach stand, all
right?

Our Hal'iwa boys, Lanai
and Augie will take care of you.

The'll give you surf
lessons. Just tell them I sent
you.

-Okay, but I can--
-Okay, great.

Ah! Finally.

[woman] We're sorry,
all of our technicians

are currently assisting
other callers.

Please stay on the
line. Your call will be answered
in 45 minutes.

Ah!

[sighs]

Mm...

Oh...

That feels so good.

Oh, Zack.

I had no idea it would
take so long to get to the top.

W're not that far off.

Only about a
mile, if that.

W'll be there in no time.

Mm...

[Jason clears his throat]

Did you make this?

Oh, man, not
that hat thing.

I love it!

[Brit laughs]

How do I look?

[Zack] Hey!

Don't you think
tha's a little low?

-No lower than the foot
massage. -Dude!

If that's a hat, this is
one hell of a walking stick.

Well, you're
right. It will be.

No, no arts and crafts,
Mr. Rogers, okay?

No stories. And no
Hawaiian spiritual, flower, leaf
mumbo-jumbo.

Afraid yo're gonna lose?

I'm just trying to save
you the embarrassment, bro.

[water splash]

Wow, this is incredible.

I's okay that I'm
skinny dipping in here?

I, 'm not breaking any
rules or anything, am I?

Ah... no.

Well, you guys going
to join me, or what?

[upbeat music playing]

[Sean whistles]

Hello? Is anybody there?

[yelling] Don't you people
realize we have lives to save?

I'm glad you think
this is so funny.

Our compute's down, our
Nexte's down. W're working
blind here.

I guess we gotta lifeguard
the old fashioned way.

Let's get out on the beach
instead of wasting our time
sitting here.

Fine.

You go lifeguard
the old fashioned way, okay?

But I have a training
center to run,

which requires money and
technology paid for by sponsors,

one of whom is about
to walk through this door

to see how his big honking
donation has been put to use

on an extraordinary
expensive computer system

that some babooze
messed up.

Hey, this never would have
happened, except for you showing
off.

Me, showing off?

You're the one strutting
around with that kid like
Aquaman.

This coming from Superman?

[Lanai] Out of the way.
Emergency coming through!

-I got it.
-No, no, I got it!

-[Sean] What happened?
-I wiped out.

Guys, come here.

What went down?

We gave him a surfing
lesson, just like you said.

[Augie] Of course,
Lanai here ca't swim.

But i's not our fault,
Sean. And i's not the boards,
either.

Yeah, because our
equipment is fully checked out.

[Lanai] And the kid
did sign a waiver.

H's okay.

All right, look, look. Why
don't you guys just call it an
early day, all right?

No more surf rentals,
no more equipment rentals,

no lessons, nothing until
communications are back up,
alright?

[Sean] All right.

[Sean sighs]

How you doing, Matty?
I'm sorry about that, man.

I should have never set
you up with those goofballs in
the first place.

I's just, i's
not my day.

You guys seem
pretty stressed out.

I get that way too
when my hard drive crashes.

Did you try the
recovery disk?

Recovery disk?

Yeah, you know, the, the,
the disk you use for recovery.

I's common
knowledge, Brian.

You put it in when the
hard drive crashes to get your
system back.

Exactly. You
did that, right?

Surfers...

C'mon, le's go, buddy.

[slow music]

I can't wait to
see you either.

I just got to get rid of
Dumb and Dumber and then 'm at
the top of the canyon.

I can handle it.

I love you too, Mark.

Bye.

Jason, Jason!

You're not going to
believe it, bro, but we're
totally being played.

[laughs] Yeah, right.
I'm not falling for it, bro.

Don't be so obtuse, man.
I's over. She's got a dude.

And i's quite clear that
she's been using us to get her
up here.

What is your
problem, McEwan?

Wha's your
problem, island boy?

You know, you never
give me a break, man.

I know you think 'm
some kind of joke.

-What are you talking
about? -Respect.

Do you even know
what that means?

Yeah. And I also know that
you have zero for your friends.

Don't.

You know that wreck with
JD was hell for me and you just
spill it to Brit.

-That was totally raw.
-Oh, and yo're free and clear?

That little story you
shared about me and that girl
was with Maya.

Yeah, I was in
love with her.

That didn't stop you
from taking a misunderstanding

and turning it
into trash talk.

Well, excuse me. I ca't
keep all your conquests
straight.

You know what,
man? Every day,

every day you do something
stupid. You know why?

-Yo're an idiot!
-Bring it on!

If we keep following the
spring down hill, it should
eventually run off at the beach.

Hey, good news.

You found my watch?

Just kidding.
Just kidding.

I found the Nextel.

Call Jason and Zack
to come bail us out.

I'd love to, but
the battery's gone.

Well, eventually they'll
come back to base camp,

realize w're gone
and look for us.

God, it's so
beautiful here.

No wonder they call it
Kauai the Garden Island.

I's like paradise.

Suppose there are worse
places to be stuck, huh?

W'll just have to live
off of roots and berries

and use our body heat
to keep each other warm.

[laughs] You know, seeing
you all wet like that, I, ah...

Kind of turns you
on, doesn't it?

Well, maybe they
won't find us.

Hey, gorgeous!

[Mark laughs]

Mm! Mm!

Oh, you're a sight.

I missed you.

That goes double
for me, angel.

Um, sorry I'm late. It
took longer than I thought to
get rid of those guys.

Well, there's no sign of
them. And no sign of your
father.

Nope. I told you
I could do it.

All we need...

Is out nest egg.

Oh, no.

Ouch!

-Split up. 'll block him.
-Got it.

Bastard!

Stop him!

Mark!

He's got my money!

-Hey! Stop!
-Give me back my money!

-Run, Jason!
-[Jason] I got him.

[Zack] No!

[Zack] Wher's he going?
He ca't get down that way.

You gotta stop him.

[Jason] H's trapped.
The only way ou's through us.

-[Brit] Watch out!
-[Zack] Oh!

Jas, the stick, man!

Ah! Oh!

[Jason] Whoa.

Throw in a million, dude.

[Brit] You are
such a jerk.

A lying, bastard jerk.

God, my leg!

-Yeah, we know.
-It's broken.

[Brit] Serves you
right, you know?

You could've had me, Mark,
but no, you had to be greedy.

You are such a loser.

Hey, yo're no better. You
could've told us what was up.

Hey, go easy, dude. You
could've told us what was up.

I mean, you think i's
cool to go around using people
like good old Mark here?

I mean, you put
peopl's lives in danger

for some kind of sick,
romantic weekend?

Oh, and like you two
weren't using me?

Well, i's not like that,
I mean, we didn't want your
money.

Zack, shut up.

I'm in pain here!

Shut up.

Shut up, shut up! You've
lost all talking privileges.
Period!

You think I could't see
you two clown's little game a
mile away?

I's not easy for me.

I mean, every guy I meet
wants me for one thing and one
thing only.

For my da's money.

Ah!

We weren't into
your money.

Yeah, but it was still
just a game for you.

I mean, were you guys
really interested in me?

Or just the idea of me?

I'm sorry, Brit.
I really am.

-It's just we got...
-Stupid.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

I'm not.

[all] Shut up!

No. I just... thought
he was different.

I guess my dad was right.

Mar's just a loser

and I'm an even bigger
loser for falling for his crap.

I just thought he was
a great guy, but...

I just wanted
to be in love.

But instead of doing it
with dignity and respect,

I just made a total
fool out of myself.

I don't even like hiking.

Hey, hey.

At least you didn't let
this fool get your money.

Yeah, no, I didn't.

Yeah, it took serious guts
to give a total tool like this a
chance.

I's not your fault
that he's a...

Loser! A big, fat loser!

All right! Is someone
gonna get me out of here?

Shut up!

[Jason] Coast Guard,
Coast Guard, this is Baywatch
Hawaii.

Is anybody
out there?

[man] This is Coast
Guard, C130-1711.

W've got
you, Baywatch.

Your signal is very
weak. What can we do for
you?

[Jason] I have a group
on Kauai in Waimea Valley.

Have an accident victim
with a broken leg

in need of being
medevac'd to Wahiawa Hospital.
Over.

[man] Roger,
Baywatch.

Will relay message to
Barbers Point. Stand by on this
frequency. Over.

Group Honolulu,
this is C130-1711.

We have a report
from Baywatch Hawaii.

They have an accident
victim with a broken leg

in Waimea Valley on
Kauai, in need of helo pickup.
Over.

[man] Baywatch Hawaii.
This is Coast Guard Helo 6569.
Do you read me?

Baywatch Hawaii.

[Jason] Hello, Coast
Guard Helo, this is Baywatch, we
read you, over.

[man] Hello, Baywatch,
your signal strength is very
weak.

Keep transmitting and
we will use your signal to
locate you, over.

[Jason] Roger
that, uh...

don't know exactly what
to keep transmitting. Just a
sec.

[Brit] How about "Mary
Had A Little Lamb"?

[Zack] What? No
way. My vote, Led Zeppeli's
"Stairway to Heaven."

[man] Hello,
Baywatch, do you read?

[Jason singing]
America, America

God shed his grace on thee

[Zack singing]
And crown thy good

With the brotherhood

[man] Signal out.

[man 2] The
brotherhood? It's just
brotherhood.'

[Zack singing]
From sea to... shining

[man 2] Lose the
signal again?

[man 1] Nope, they
forgot the words.

[man 2] This is brutal.
Who are those guys?

[Zack and Jason singing]
To shining

[Zack and Jason singing]
Sea

[man 2] Okay, let's do
this right guys, from the
top.

[Zack, Jason and Brit
singing] O beautiful for
spacious skies

For amber waves of grain

First we need to get
the hard drive back up,

then we can restore
network services.

This place should be fully
operational in no time.

Kid really knows his way
around a patch panel, huh?

Oh, no, Schuste's on his
way in from the parking lot.

Leigh mus've run out
of ways to stall him.

Rebooting. Need a minute.

Okay, I'll hold him
off on the lanai.

Mr. Schuster, how was
your North Shore tour?

Bad enough we had to stop
at every greasy spoon in town,

then she takes me to some
house where this guy wants to
sell me

pickled mangos.

Pickled.

Who eats that stuff?

Actually, pickled mango's
a local delicacy.

And Kenneth makes the best
on the island. You really have
to try some.

No thanks. Look,
I've got indigestion as it is.

Now, why do I keep
getting the idea

that you people don't want
me in your Training Center?

[laughs] On the
contrary, Mr. Schuster.

We always love to see a
sponsor here at Baywatch Hawaii.

Good. Now, look,
I'm exhausted.

All I want to do is check
out this new computer system we
gave you.

As soon as my daughter
gets back from her hike on
Kauai,

I'll be out of your hair.

Woo, woo, wait. You
can't go inside.

Ah, hell, i's too
hard to explain.

Go see for yourself.

[suspense music]

W're up and running.

[woman] Right on.
My computer's back.

[applause]

[man] Check it
out, we're back on!

Well. I feel like
a regular VIP.

Ah, well, we just
wanted to let you know

how much we appreciate
your support, Mr. Schuster.

[girls] Hi.

[girl] We'll show you
around, come with us.

Way to go, Matt.

No problem.

I downloaded Tomb Raider
Three as an extra bonus.

Cool.

Now... how about
that surfing lesson?

Let's go, Superman.

Right behind you, Aquaman.

[cheerful music]

Ah...

-That was...
-I know.

What got into us?

Must be the place.

No... I say
i's the woman.

Mm...

I wish we could stay
like this forever.

We can.

We should.

What are you saying, JD?

I'm saying, I want to
spend my life with you. All of
it.

Marry me, Kekoa.

I don't know what to say.

Well, say yes!

I'd get down on my knees,
but considering I'm half
dressed,

tha'd be, that might be
kind of undignified, you know?

Kekoa...

I love you.

I wanna be with you.

I thought you'd
want the same thing.

I love you, too, JD.

I really do.

-It's just...
-[Jason] JD!

[Jason] Kekoa!

Can I get back
to you on that?

[Jason] Thank
you very much.

[man 1] No
problem, Baywatch.

I called the police.
You'll have an escort at the
hospital.

[man 1] Is't going to
make this passenger happy. Over
and out.

Brit, take it easy, D.C.

I's my stuff.
Time I took responsibility.

Oh, we can handle it.

I's okay. Really.

Thanks for
everything, guys.

[Zack] You be good.

Look, man...

this is stupid.

Yeah, I hear you.

Did't mean a word.

-We're cool?
-Always, bro.

Right on.

You two punks ready?

[both laugh]

Hey, at least the trip
was't a total loss.

I mean, we may not
have scored the babe,

but, ah, I found this
insane watch, man.

I's Swiss Army. It rocks.

Mondo fine.

You got a watch
like that, right?

No.

What happened?

I just twisted my ankle.

It doesn't look swollen.
Where does it hurt?

Actually, tha's not
what hurts at all.

It hurts here,
in my heart.

Wait a minute. Are you
short of breath? Do you have a
pain in your left arm?

I's a metaphor, JD!

Oh...

And?

And...

I love you.

And this ache in my heart
won't go away unless we're
together.

Forever.

You mean like married?

Not like, but actually.

For real... and forever.

So that's a yes?

You know it is, so stop
playing with me, babooze.

Come over here
and kiss me.

[JD laughs]

* I'll be there
I'll be there for you *

* I'll be there *

* ' Cause you are
in my heart *

One hand on the
boat, lovers.

* I'll be
there for you *

[whip sound]

[both laugh]

* I'll be there *

* Baby, trust in me
Trust in me *

* I'll be there You
know that I'll always be there
*

* I'll be there You
know that I'll always be there
*

* Oh, yeah *

* I'll be there
I'll be there *

[ending theme song]

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