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Original subtitles

[Sean] I'm way too busy for ride-alongs, Jenna.

Well, this isn't a request, Sean.

Phil Price is our Public Relations Chief,

and McKenna wants press showing his Beach and Tourism Liaison

out on that water kicking butt.

You hate the water.

No, I don't.

I just don't like getting wet.

Besides, with Councilman McKenna after your butt,

you need a friend in court.

You are hardly a friend.

But I want to be, Sean. You know that.

Besides, these orders come straight from McKenna himself.

Did McKenna order you to cut your hair as well?

No. I wanted a change.

Do you like it?

As a matter of fact, I do.

We'll talk about this later. I've got work to do.

When the calls come in from our people, we're "Control."

-Other services use the Baywatch handle. -Got it.

Jenna, for God's sake, not today.

Good afternoon, Sean.

I'd like you to meet Phil Price, head of Public Relations for the district,

and I'd like you to meet Mario, our crack photographer.

-[Zack] Baywatch Hawaii, go ahead. -Nice to see you.

Jenna, please, another day, okay?

I've got a rash of false emergency calls.

I've got trainees in their last two weeks manning communications,

going out on rescues.

I've got packed beaches and a fishing tournament.

That sounds great. That sounds like a perfect time for me to help.

Scuba tour group in trouble on the other side of the point.

[Zack] Ah, divers missing, boat's caught in the reef.

[Zack] It sounds bad.

-Who's reporting? -The tour group leader. He's panicky.

And then the radio went dead.

I'm going to need a ski and a Scarab. Who's available?

-You're looking at him. -Let's go.

-It's on you, Peggy. I'm counting on you. -I won't let you down, Zack.

Okay. Zack goes with me on the jet ski.

-Phil and the photographer go with you. -Not going to happen, Jenna.

[Mario] Let's go, Jenna!

[Mario] Okay, Jenna!

[Mario] Jenna, look at the camera!

[Mario] Right.

Whoa!

One hand on the boat at all times.

Hey! Cool the hot-dogging and get us there in one piece.

I thought you were the wild man, Zack.

Not on a rescue.

We're getting there first, Trainee. Hold on!

Jenna! The hazard marker's missing.

Pull into deeper waters.

I'm on a ski, Sean. I belong in shallows.

And I've got a rescue to make!

Look, there's no sign of the victims. The rescue is bogus!

We got low tide and reef ahead. Now pull into the channel! Now!

-[Zack] Jenna! -Ah!

Control, this is Baywatch One.

We have two lifeguards down in the water near Hale'iwa Point.

[Sean] Possible serious injuries.

[Sean] I need back-up and notify the Coast Guard!

Alright, anybody calls on the VHF, give them these coordinates on the GPS.

-I got it. -All right. And stay on the boat!

[opening theme song]

Zack!

[Zack] I'm all right.

Where's Jenna?

[Sean] Stay there!

She's got to be under.

All right, you check that side of the reef,

I'll dive down, work my way around to you.

Zack, you okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, look, she's only got about three minutes.

Let's go.

I found her!

She's straight down, maybe 20 feet!

Zack, you lost your left eardrum.

Just stay put. I'll get her!

There's no time.

Ah! Ah!

Yeah, JD, Jenna will probably be released by the end of the day.

But they want to keep Zack a while longer. His ear doesn't look good.

If it's permanently damaged, he'll lose his certification.

After what I saw today, that kid is all lifeguard.

If he loses that, I don't know what he'll do.

Chalk up another bonehead move to Jenna Avid?

Look, JD, let's not play the blame game, all right?

Sean, it's the truth.

I know, but it doesn't help.

Anyway, thanks for holding down the fort on your day off.

I appreciate it. I'll be back soon.

[JD] Copy that.

Hey, brother. I heard about what happened out there today.

Yeah, it looks like everyone has.

Yeah, especially Councilman McKenna.

Kim said he's using the incident to finally pull your funding and lease.

She also said that McKenna has to work fast,

before Emergency Services finds out that Jenna was out there as a lifeguard.

She hasn't been recertified.

So I should throw her to the wolves to save my own hide from McKenna.

It's either you or her.

And you're the good guy.

No, no, not if I hide behind that.

Now, with all the politics,

everyone's forgotten that this all happened

because someone is calling in false alarms,

and I bet that same someone is the one who took the channel marker.

And that's who I'm going after, politics be damned.

Thanks for the info, bro. I'll check in later.

You, fishing with my father?

Are you on drugs?

Look, it'll be great.

The two of us out on the ocean, neutral territory,

pulling in yellowfin tuna.

And we get to appreciate each other.

And he can really see

the kind of man his daughter's in love with.

One, if you and my father really appreciated each other,

I don't think I'd want anything to do with you.

Two, you and I both know that all he cares about is money,

and how you control people with it.

So why go through this trouble?

Because... I love you.

And I never give up.

Ever.

Hi, Zack. How's it going?

Yeah, Jenna.

Um, Peggy, this is Jenna Avid, our Beach and Tourism Liaison.

[Zack] Jenna, Peggy.

Yeah, yeah, I think I saw you at the Training Center.

[Zack] Ah, yeah, it's kind of wild.

Peggy and I met a few months ago,

right before she got into this rescue biz.

Yeah, Baywatch Hawaii saved my life,

so now I'm back as a trainee.

Zack's an inspiration.

That's sweet, really.

Um, could you give Zack and I a moment alone, please?

-Sure. -Thank you.

Hey, you want some magazines from downstairs?

[Zack] Ah, good idea, darling.

Ah, tabloids. The trashier, the better.

You got it, Z-man.

Z-man?

Yeah, well, she digs me, what can I tell you?

Does the ear hurt a lot?

Ah, my whole head, really,

but they've got me on righteous painkillers,

so no complaints from this lifeguard.

Doctors have any idea when you'll get your hearing back?

Ah, not yet, but it'll be cool.

See, when I fell off the jet ski,

the impact of the water did the initial damage.

If I hadn't been an idiot and played hero

and let Sean do his job,

I'd be in a lot better shape, that's for sure.

Look, Zack.

You saved my life.

Thank you for that.

It was an accident, and I am so sorry.

I never meant to...

[Sean] It doesn't matter what you meant, does it, Jenna?

What matters is what you did, and what you're going to do now.

Yo, Sean, it's all good, really.

No, it's time for a self-righteous lecture from Captain America.

Go ahead, Sean, let her rip.

It's boring, but I'm used to it.

Well I'd like you to get used to helping someone else, other than yourself.

Why don't you type it up and fax it to me?

All right, no more games, Jenna.

Now your head is on the chopping block right next to mine.

If you're going to survive,

you'll help me figure out who's really at fault.

Thank you.

Listen, I'm only here because Jenna made me.

I work for McKenna, and you're the last person.

I know. I know. This isn't Watergate. What do you have?

I caught a pick-up in the trees, near the reef.

It's kind of out of focus.

I was concentrating on Jenna.

-I don't blame you. -But it looks like a blue pick-up.

Maybe three figures besides it.

What Jenna said you'd be interested in is in the truck bed.

The hazard marker.

Don't forget the liquor store, okay? We need more sake.

We have plenty until next week.

We need to get to Sam's market

before they run out of honey-dew melons again.

Hey, Mom, Dad!

I thought I'd find you out here.

Kekoa, this is a surprise.

So, why do you run around in that truck in public?

Dad, I need to ask a favor of you.

Me?

Huh.

What would an old capitalist like me possibly do for a lifeguard?

E hamau.

I'm being polite.

I know you're going to want to say no, Father,

but please, just hear me out.

JD wants to take you holoholo.

It's a way for you to be together and spend some time with each other,

without the stereotypes, and maybe come to an understanding of one another.

I know you think he's not worthy of your time, or mine,

but if you spent some real time with him,

you'd learn to see what I see,

and learn to appreciate all the great things

he brings to me and the family.

What, you practiced that speech all night?

Daddy, please.

You tell your Mister JD

that I would be honored.

What, I say something wrong again?

No, of course you didn't. Daddy, thank you.

You don't know how much this means to JD.

You don't know.

Well, you'd better go on and tell him.

I will.

Wait a minute.

Holoholo?

-Yeah. -Hang out? You?

You can't stand fishing. You hate boats.

You want to tell me what's going on?

Look, I'm going to get the boy alone, okay?

I'm going to make him appreciate

why he has to leave my daughter alone and my family alone.

My father always said,

"Never marry a Japanese. They're devious."

Yeah, we're devious.

Stubborn, too, you know.

That's why we never give up.

Hey, I loved your father.

So, about the sake?

Forget it.

McKenna's calling the special session for early next week.

Shouldn't there be an investigation?

Jenna, I already told you. That's McKenna's call.

But from a PR standpoint,

the sooner the better, if we're going to get rid of Monroe.

The news is fresh, and we've got the spin.

Captain Monroe recklessly put

McKenna's liaison and an innocent trainee in mortal danger

on another wild goose rescue.

Someone is calling in those false alarms.

Right, but that's not our problem, is it?

The opportunity is here to remove Baywatch Hawaii,

and when we do, you can do whatever you want with the assets.

Okay, what does McKenna want from me?

You're the star witness, babe. Front and center at the special session.

You tell the City Council

how Captain Monroe nearly killed both you and that innocent trainee.

Look, Phil, there's got to be a better way.

I would be flat out lying, and there's too many holes in that story.

Well, to quote the good Councilman,

"If she doesn't cooperate, the whole island will know

she was out on a rescue without her certification."

Oh, come on. That was an oversight, that's all.

An oversight he'll shove right down your throat.

If you're lucky, Monroe will screw up again before the session

and make it easier for you.

But it's still going to be your show.

Aloha, Jenna.

You know, the City Council can meet any time they want, Brian,

and they can call anyone in the world,

but I'm only interested in who owns the pick-up truck.

Whoever that is is responsible for what went on out there,

regardless of what Jenna did.

I've got my guys digging all over Oahu.

The clearest thing in that picture is the channel marker.

The truck could be any make or model.

Yeah, I know.

And the cops think that it was some of the local kids pulling pranks.

Hey, you ever pull pranks when you were a kid?

Couple of times.

Call the butcher and ask if they had pig's feet.

Well, you'd better put shoes on and no one will notice.

Yeah. Grandma kicked my butt and put an end to it.

I'm sure she did.

See, that's the thing.

Kids, teenagers, they get bored, they don't want to get caught,

but these calls have been going on for a month,

and getting more elaborate each time. I checked the reports.

Each one's more site specific, and more dangerous,

and then the channel marker.

If you had missed that, the Scarab could have hit that reef at speed.

And we would have a few of us in body bags.

This is great. How'd you talk your father into it?

I didn't have to. It was weird.

He seemed anxious to go.

Well, it's not that weird.

I'm a pretty damn charming guy.

[Kekoa] You know what I mean.

You know, if this works out, you might regret it.

The more you dig into my family, the harder it is to get out.

That's exactly what I want.

And wait until you meet my bunch back on the mainland.

There is one more secret you need to know about my father

before you take him out on the water.

Yeah, what's that?

He can't swim.

At all?

Not a stroke.

[Peggy] Sean!

Report of five kids capsized in an inflatable near Kolohe Rocks.

-Two no longer visible. -All right. Keep them on the line.

I lost them.

Said they were on a deep-draft sailboat, unable to get close.

Was it a male, young-sounding voice?

Yeah.

-JD, Kekoa. -[JD] Go ahead, Sean.

I need you to respond on jet ski to a call at Kolohe Rocks.

We have an over-turned inflatable, five victims, possibly kids.

And proceed with caution. It could be a bogus call.

Sounds like our guys, Brian.

They should show up near the rocks any minute.

Shouldn't be long now.

I think I hear a jet ski coming.

What you hear is trouble.

-And you're right in the middle of it. -[Craig] Let's get out of here!

[Craig] Hurry up!

[Sean] Hold it.

[Craig] Come on. Come on!

Hey, hands off! My dad's a Councilman.

-He'll have your job. -Not this time, he won't.

[Zack] That's heavy-duty, man.

So this McKenna clown had his own kid pulling that stuff to take you down.

Looks that way. We'll probably never know for sure.

McKenna's not talking, and his son is pleading out in Juvenile Court.

But the point is we found out who was doing it,

and we put a stop to it.

How about you? How're you holding up?

Oh, me? I'm cool.

The docs are doing a test tomorrow,

kind of a thumbs up, thumbs down kind of thing.

But, hey, if it doesn't pan out, I can always do something else, right?

Sell surfboards, maybe a little street musician thing.

I play a mean blues harp.

Ah, only need one ear for that stuff.

Look, Zack.

I know how much Baywatch Hawaii means to you, and lifeguarding.

You're always going to have a place with us.

If it's not in the water, it'll be communications or management or...

Whoa, Sean, my man. Ah...

I appreciate the thought,

but Z-man doesn't go for the handouts.

Whatever the Big Guy deals, I'll handle it, okay?

I'm sure you will, and I'm not talking about handouts.

Well, I am, and I know one when I see one.

Hey, no worries, okay, boss?

I just need the ear back to hang the shades on.

Sean.

No matter what he says, he's hurting bad.

[Zack knocking the car]

Hey, let's go, kiddies.

After that hospital food, I could really go for a burger.

Hey, Mr. Tanaka!

Huh.

Where'd you get this junk looking boat?

Actually, it's a loan from a friend of Auntie Jackson's.

Yeah, I used to know her brother.

That woman brought shame to her family, you know,

when she went and married that haole lifeguard, Max something.

-Max.... -Jackson.

Max Jackson.

Well, the boat is very seaworthy.

I checked it out earlier today.

Ah, I guess I have to trust you on that one.

Here, you need to put this on before we cast off.

Why? You not wearing one.

Well, I'm a very strong swimmer.

Hey, me too, me too.

What, somebody told you I wasn't?

You know what? You're right, we'll both wear them.

Okay.

Okay, it's going to be a great day, Mr. Tanaka.

-Yeah. -We've got beer, sake,

cold in the cooler, warm in a thermos, not sure which way you liked it.

And every kind of snack from those little crackers

that Kekoa says you like.

-Also, sushi! -Sushi...

And tuna and mackerel and uni.

And roast beef sandwiches for me.

So, what do you say? Let's get out there and catch some fish!

It's your party.

Come on, Sean. McKenna was against both of us, you said so yourself.

Now's the time to strike, while he's weak.

You don't think he's going to give up, do you?

Come on, Sean,

he thinks you are a pompous jerk who's taking up money and space.

His opinion of me isn't any of my business.

Oh, grow up, Sean.

When somebody tries to hurt you,

you have to come back twice as hard and put them out of business.

It's a good thing Zack doesn't think like that.

Oh. Well, that was below the belt.

We both know that McKenna was the reason for this accident, Sean.

You piloted a craft you hadn't been on for over a year.

You went too fast,

you ignored your passenger's advice and my orders,

and in the end, your behavior would be judged, in the very least,

to have significantly contributed to his injury and your near death,

which would have been a done deal if it hadn't been for his heroism.

Now, I'd be thankful that McKenna called off the special session

and leave it at that, okay?

Look, Sean, I know Zack saved my life.

I'm not cold.

That meant something to me.

I said thank you.

You know, honestly, I'm as much to blame as you are

for letting you and your entourage be out there in the beginning.

Now, if there's nothing else, Jenna...

All I'm asking you, Sean,

is to file a lawsuit against McKenna and his kid.

It'll put a scare into them.

I have told you many times--

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't believe in lawsuits.

Well, maybe you don't believe in fire, earthquakes, war or hurricanes,

but they still, sure as hell,

tear things up in the real world, where the rest of us live.

Okay, now you're not making any sense.

And I do have work to do, Jenna.

I am going to do something about this, Sean, you can count on it.

Doesn't look like we're getting much on these lines.

Maybe I should re-bait them.

Of course, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

I pictured us sitting on the stern, waiting for a strike,

pigging out and drinking beer and sake.

I don't know what's wrong with the auto-pilot.

So, this old tub ain't so sea-worthy after all, eh?

[JD laughing]

Guess not.

But so what, right?

Let's break out the grinds.

Sushi preference? Hot or cold on the sake?

I'll take the roast beef sandwich and a cold beer.

And stop kissing my butt like some third-class geisha, all right?

Okay.

You can be damn unpleasant, you know that?

Yeah. I know.

Takes plenty of practice.

Oh, boy...

Peaceful out here on the water, yeah?

Yeah.

So, this is what attracted you to your career choice?

No.

I do love the water, but it wasn't that.

So what then?

You don't care about that any more than I do about your stupid sake.

So, you going to finally start talking straight with me?

Look, you want us to start yelling at each other again?

I can do that.

But what's the point?

The point is I value honesty above everything.

How about you, boy?

Yeah, I guess.

If it takes a conflict to achieve honesty,

then why avoid the conflict?

Look at you.

This happy monkey act of yours.

It's not really you.

Because if it is, you are definitely not worthy of my daughter,

or anyone else's daughter, for that matter.

Boy, do you tick me off.

Wow, it looks like you're having an interesting afternoon, Zack.

What's that, darling?

You have to speak into the good ear.

Hey, Tati, I'll have a mineral water, no ice.

You got it. I've been killing them here with that one all day.

So where's your special friend, Peggy?

Ah, she's at the Training Center, where I should be.

And Peggy's a friend, okay? A friend I trust.

You doing okay?

Ah, yeah, sure, fine.

At least I didn't almost swim through the pearly gates

like you did, sweetheart.

-[Tati] Here you go. -He'll have another.

Don't worry, I'll get him home.

You wouldn't be trying to jump the bones of a half-dead ex-lifeguard, would you?

First, stop playing the brave, suffering Trainee act,

because you and I both know you're plenty pissed off at me

and full into feeling sorry for yourself.

We clear?

Now, whether or not you ever hear out of that ear of yours

is completely unimportant to me, but it should be to you,

because you can't control that.

And if you continue to waste time slobbering about things you can't control,

you'll be an "ex" everything

for the rest of your laid-back, worthless, "howzit" life.

However, if you're smart enough to take advantage of an opportunity,

you might find that you can change things

and make a whole lot of cash in the bargain.

[JD] Your version of existence is so pathetically narrow

it's no wonder Kekoa can count on one hand

the times you smiled, or laughed, or showed any enjoyment in life at all.

Only a child thinks life should be enjoyable.

Is this frigging fishing trip enjoyable?

Not. You know why?

Because you detest me and I detest fishing,

because it's the most boring, nothing, simple waste of time.

Life is to be challenged, boy.

It's to be wrestled with.

It's to be shaped into something that your family can feel safe in.

But safety is a lie, according to you.

And so is charity, forgiveness,

empathy, and the pure naked pleasure in helping another human being,

making a difference, or saving a life.

Tell me something.

What is the monetary value in saving a life?

What are you talking about?

It's immeasurable.

Society measures everything, boy.

Stop calling me that.

Yeah, then stop thinking like one.

If your life-saving profession was so important,

so valuable to this earth, then you would be paid immensely.

You might even be able to support a family.

Kekoa's right, you're completely empty.

You only care about money.

You know what?

She's damn lucky she found me.

At least now she has a man in her life with a soul.

And while you count your pennies,

we'll live, and our rewards will be a lot more important than yours.

Hey, you remember one thing, boy.

Kekoa is my daughter. I raised her.

And somewhere inside her is the seed that will need

an ache for the warm, comforting waters of security.

God!

You are so full of Japanese crap!

Ah. Racism! I like that.

There's some honesty, JD.

[line reeling]

Hey, hey, I believe that's my pole!

Now I know you're insane.

You detest fishing, remember?

Okay, but that does not change the fact

that you assigned that pole to me.

And I should have the joy and experience of catching that fish!

So give me that!

Get in the damn chair, put the PFD back on and buckle in.

Okay, okay!

This is big, Mr. Tanaka.

Maybe a yellow fin.

-You ready? -Ready! Ready!

Give me that!

Oh, shit...

Where's your PFD?

I don't know. Over there.

All right, I'll get it. You buckle in.

Okay, okay. Okay.

Got it, got it.

-Okay. Let go! I got it! Got it! -Got it?

Oh. oh. Eh, eh.

Let go of the pole!

Ah!

Coast Guard, Coast Guard, this is the Chupu.

I have a man overboard, 21 degrees, 36 minutes North,

158 degrees, 07 minutes West.

[on the radio] Copy location, over.

There's no breathing.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten, eleven, twelve,

thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.

Please, God.

Come on.

Come on, you crazy old man.

I won't let you die.

I won't let you die.

Come on, you stubborn, ignorant, prideful, fruitcake.

Live! Live! Live! Live!

Jenna!

You can't name Zack as a plaintiff in this case.

That implicitly involves Baywatch Hawaii and myself,

and I was very clear about how I feel about lawsuits in general,

and your liability in this case, specifically.

Mm, well, that's too bad, Sean. It's already been done.

My lawyer works very quickly. McKenna's already been served.

Then undo it.

Yo, Sean, I didn't realize you were so crazed about this.

Of course you couldn't.

Why would she tell you?

You obviously wanted me to make a gesture toward Zack, and I did.

Now, if through my actions he no longer has a career in lifesaving,

then at least this action might afford him some financial security.

Zack, this job was never about making money.

And money can't make up for not having it.

Oh, God, Sean, that is not the point.

[Sean] Look me in the eyes, here, Zack.

If you can look me in the eyes and tell me

that taking more money from this bad guy and his misguided son

than you ever dreamed of making lifesaving

will satisfy what drove you here to train in the beginning,

you're not the person that I thought you were.

Oh, man. I was flipped out. She got me drunk.

I think that that is the biggest bunch of baloney that I have ever heard.

Sean, we all know that cash is America's favorite comfort food

and the quickest way for most people to get that is a big, fat lawsuit.

Jenna, you are exactly the person that I thought you were.

Thank you, Sean.

Finally a compliment from the world's most boring man.

Hey, let's go see if we got a response yet.

Dogs on their last legs bark quickly.

Nah. I think I'm going to stay here and help.

Okay, suit yourself.

But you're just going to have to let me know

which lifeguard charity you want your million to go to.

How's the Z-man?

Huh, huh. Suddenly a whole lot better.

Yes. Councilman McKenna's office, please.

Oh my God, you're both soaked!

What happened?

Um...

Big fish.

Yeah, really big fish.

And it got away, too.

Okay.

Anyway, Dad, let me get you home.

Mom's anxious to see you.

She made a whole vat of miso soup.

Okay.

So I'll see you later, right?

You got it.

What really happened out there?

Big fish?

Guys are so strange.

[Zack] Oh, Captain.

Hot news item from the crack ENT team at Queen's Hospital.

The Z-man is back in stereo.

Ah!

They said they'd never seen an eardrum heal this fast.

I should be good for the water in two weeks.

-That's wonderful, Zack. -Great.

It's nice to have my favorite pain in the butt back.

Ah hah.

High praise from the most boring man in the world.

Come on.

What was that about?

Oh, it's a long, stupid, boring story.

Guys.

JD, how are you doing?

I'm good, Mr. Tanaka. How are you?

Ah, no Mr. Tanaka, okay?

Hideki.

Hideki.

Of course. Hideki.

I came to tell you that I owe a great debt of gratitude

that I can never repay.

You saved my life, and in the process,

I learned a great deal about my own mortality,

and my own arrogance.

Oh.

For you. Hanafuda cards.

Maybe one day we can play again, huh?

Someday. Sometime.

I would like that very much.

I also gained a deeper appreciation of the work you do,

and a much better understanding

of the affection that my daughter, Kekoa, has for you.

Thank you.

Now, I want to be very, very clear.

Much has changed,

much has stayed the same.

JD, you will never be a banker,

or an industrialist,

or a Silicon Valley entrepreneur,

but you've made it very clear to me that that is not your desire.

But, therefore...

Therefore you will never be able to give

the comfort, the security, and the safety that my daughter needs.

Mr. Tanaka.

This is not a slight against you.

JD, this is the truth.

And if you love Kekoa as much as you say you do,

then you will accept the truth.

Have you seen the Advertiser ?

McKenna resigned,

and Jenna Avid was appointed temporary City Councilwoman.

This isn't good, Sean.

I saw it, brother Bri.

It's not that bad. What is it you once told me?

You'd rather have a rat in the house,

than a mongoose, because you know what the rat will do.

Nobody knows what a mongoose does.

I never said that.

Yeah, I know, but it sounds like something you'd say.

-See you at Makaha, Saturday? -Yeah, you can count on it.

And I'm going to run some rocks around you.

You think you're pretty clever, don't you?

My lawyer drops the lawsuit, McKenna resigns,

I get appointed, all engineered from your little lifeguard desk.

Maybe you're not as boring as I thought, Captain Monroe.

Well, I never thought I was.

Oh. You know, the first thing that I'm going to do

is audit the hell out of your Training Center.

I'm not surprised.

Oh, and by the way...

I am the mongoose.

* What will it take? What will you sacrifice? *

* Before you make a choice you see the prize *

Mongoose.

* Do it for the love And not selfishness and greed *

* What you give you must receive *

* It isn't all about the money *

* Money, honey *

[ending theme song]

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