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"We the poor working people"
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"Getting ulcers, running around"
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"Chicken feed is our reward"
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"Rough deal is what we get"
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"The boss is ever ready to explode"
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"His barks are long, his face longer"
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"When we ask for a raise"
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"Brother, you're in for a treat"
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"Working like a dog"
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"Things keep on going wrong"
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"Why don't we grab a gun and hold'em up?"
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"At least making our effort worthwhile"
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"It's tit for tat"
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"tat for tit"
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"We the poor working people"
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"Slaves to money for life"
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"Our misery, it's unspeakable"
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"But we don't take it for granted"
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"Happiness is not ours to share"
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"Sufferings are our to bear"
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"A little more is a little more. We care"
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"At least making our effort worthwhile"
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"It's tit for tat"
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"tat for tit"
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"We the poor working people"
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"Slaves to money for life"
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"Our misery, it's unspeakable"
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"But we don't take it for granted"
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You fool! Want to kill yourself?
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Great! Great!
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How much are the gas lamps?
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Eighty odd dollars
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What do you want it for?
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You are fired from tomorrow onwards
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Get a lamp and go sell your martial arts
in the streets
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For sure it's sweet; try it
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It's rotten already
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Sir, any favorite chicks?
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Just looking.
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Seen a guy with a moustache?
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Yeah, inside, having fun
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Want one yourself?
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No thanks, I don't play such games
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You've taken some dope again?
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How much do you charge?
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You never take off your glasses?
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Without them, I can't see clearly in my dream
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In my dream
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Come out! Dreamy eyes!
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What is your name?
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Sze Ma Keh
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Your real name?
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Chu Mu
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Telephone number?
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250136
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Say, what's that's for?
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Nothing, we just have to call your wife
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That's worse than going to jail
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Next... what's your name?
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Wong Yeuk See
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Telephone number?
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Private detective
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Sir
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I used to be a cop at Cheung Chau
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Oh yeah?
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Inspector Chen is my relative.Give me a break please
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Oh! One-eyed Chen!
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How are you related to him?
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He's related to my aunt's brother's mistress.
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Give me a break please.
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So that makes you a bastard
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Oh, yes. Give me a break, please
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Your telephone number?
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No telephone
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Where do you live?
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6, Tin Kwong Road
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Give him a break.
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Bring his wife here
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Yes Sir.
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Thanks. Do you go to jail for cussing?
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Next!
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Don's move!
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What's the matter?
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Shut up and go inside
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Another guest coming
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Don't move, take off your pants, quick
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Take the money,
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but not the pants
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No? Want to die? Now quick
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Too embarrassing!I won't do it
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Quickly
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Hung, add some pepper for me
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Okay.
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Have you ever seen yourself bald?
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Oh please, I'll take it off
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Boss, another guest
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Take out your wallet, watch, and ring
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Give me
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a break
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Want a break?
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All right, here
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Boss, pepper has been added already
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Quickly
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No
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Mix up the clothes, get ready to split
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Left now
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Quickly
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Wait a second
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Wait for the next car
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You own this car?
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I'm getting off
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You're Ok, boy!
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Just a beginner
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He can't even take care of a kid
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Serve him right
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Just talk, no violence
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We can't afford to make a scene
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You should know men's temperaments
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They can get tired of eating
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too much fillet mignon
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and want some hamburgers for a change
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I will sue him till
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he is broke
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Then he can eat hamburgersfor the rest of his life
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Yale key, 158
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I left it in the office
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Kick it down
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You prefer hamburger to fillet?
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Mr. Wong, you'll be my witness
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in court
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Sure!
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I even know the judge
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I even shook hands
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with the former governor
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Mrs. Chu, if it's conveniet
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What? These few pictures cost $2,0007?
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These will earn you millions
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in alimony
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Isn't that cheap?
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I'll send you a cheque next week
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Thank you, Mrs. Chu
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Mrs. Chu, leaving now?
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Puffy!
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Get my tele-photo
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Tele-photo!
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Is boss in? I am here for a job
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Who are you?
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From the factory to see the boss
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From the factory? Welcome, have a seat
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This office is too small to display
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all my credentials
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Please sit
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Initial consultation fee is $200 per hour
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Deductible if we have a deal
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What is the problem?
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I read from the newspaper
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There are lots of private detective in H.K...
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Somehow I get publicized most
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I even shook with the former governor
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I saw your picture in yesterday's newspaper!
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Oh yeah? What newspaper?
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Sing Tao
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Jacky, get yesterday's Sing Tao for me
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You were in a club, with hand-cuffs on too
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Boss, what do you want it for?
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Burn it
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Have one. What can I do for you?
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I saw your ad,
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I am applying for...
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Go to 10th floor,
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there's an acting school
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Boss, I don't want to be a star
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I want to be a detective
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It's such a waste
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With a cigar,
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you'd look like Columbu
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Boss, give me a chance
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You know how to take pictures?
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It's easy to learn
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That means no. Driver's licence?
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Five hours of driver's training
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That means no again. What do you know?
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At times I practice kung fu
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You know kung fu? Show me
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Not bad! Let's see it again
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Sure!
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Better go to 11th floor
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Charlie the magician might use you
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You, with a big head and short neck
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and with this on, look just like a turtle
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Jacky, is it your birthday today?
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Thank you, boss
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One is enough
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Boss, give me a chance
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That wasn't magic, it's real kung fu
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This job is not as easy
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as it seems
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24 hours a day we keep track of people
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Get burnt when it's sunny and drenched
when it rains
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Hold on, give me back my wallet
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What wallet?
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Don't play games,
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or I'll beat you up
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Come back!
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You're alright
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$500 per month, including room and board
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Each meal not to exceed $2. Take it?
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Only $2 for a meal?
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This is good for you
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Too much rice will cause hemorrhoids
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What are you saying?
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Name a person with hemorrhoids
who doesn't eat rice
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Year-end bonus
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if we make enough profit
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Do you usually make enough profit?
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We've been in the red for eight years
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I'll try it for a while
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See if you've lost any money
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Is this your mom or your wife?
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I'll be damned!
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What does this mean?
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What do you think?
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That means
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we have stolen someone's wallet?
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Where are they?
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In front, that's them
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You know the world record for 100 meters?
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About 9.9 seconds
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See if we can make it in 9.8 seconds
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Go after them
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You think they'll hit us?
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They are no marksmen
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We're in a jam. Stall them!
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Damn! Scapegoat again
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Open the door, open up
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Aren't there two people in here?
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Yes
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Where?
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Just the two of us
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Don't be a smart-ass! I saw them coming in
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Watch him
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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- No?
- No!
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Sergeant, no one
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How come?
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That looks like him,
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except he's got bucked-teeth
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Do we have colleague with a bucked-teeth?
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No!
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Sir, I think you'd have to push
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What should we do now?
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This profession involves trouble anytime
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It's a good thing we have this,
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or else
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Son of a gun
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What did you say?
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I was swearing
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Break it down
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1,2,3
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Take me to the kitchen and show me what happened
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What shall we do now?
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What else? Climb back up latter
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In Puffy, can't even buy a decent ladder
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He attacked me with those sausages
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ended up
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hitting himself with the work
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Start the car
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Anything else?
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No!
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What's he doing?
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Deducting my salary again
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Start the car
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Boss, got a case for me?
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You're not qualified
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to handle case yet
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Come with me to check on the bank case
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This guy bought a TV, refrigerator
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by installment
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He stop payment after one month
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and changed his address
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We'll wait for him to get off work today
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Learn how to use this camera
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See, a reflection lens inside
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So you're actually taking pictures
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00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,397
on the side
287
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,982
Then no one would know you're taking his pictures
288
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,234
Let me practice
289
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:47,697
What do you see?
290
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,449
A pretty chick is walking over
291
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,709
Practice when you are in the office
292
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,062
How come it shrunk 6 inches
293
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,565
That's a cheap suit
294
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:22,858
What do you expect?
295
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,449
He'll notice us if we get any closer
296
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,367
But we won't know which entrance
297
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,285
Count the steps,
298
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:18,497
11, 12, 13, 14
299
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:22,083
15, 16, 17, 18, 19,
300
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,044
20, 21...
301
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:27,255
But there are doors on both sides
302
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,132
Didn't you hear the iron gate just then?
303
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,885
That's smart thinking
304
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,721
You need this to be in this business,
305
00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,891
not magic
306
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,020
Go and fetch Puffy to help us
307
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:53,365
Give me the mike
308
00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,663
Pin it here
309
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:02,541
Why put it on?
310
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,626
I'll check the TV
311
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,169
and refrigerator serial number
312
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,004
If they correspond, he'll have to pay
313
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,173
Otherwise, I'll give a signal,
314
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,258
you two can come and haul them out
315
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,052
Puffy, give me a certificate
316
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,065
This is the caretaker's.
317
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,233
I am not selling coffins
318
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,484
Let me
319
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:36,533
Get the two-way phone ready
320
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,625
Testing! Can you hear me?
321
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:46,334
Over
322
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,378
Yes, I hear you, over
323
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,463
I'm going in, over
324
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,550
Boss, what's today's signal? over
325
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,553
Buddha be praised, over
326
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,645
TV repairman,
327
00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:07,105
your TV has a lot of snowflake
328
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,317
Yeah, I'm freezing to death. Come in!
329
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:16,948
Help yourself
330
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,296
We don't have any TV here
331
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,923
Master, help me get rid of him
332
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,133
Stick around,
333
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,721
watch me handle him
334
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,934
What are you doing here?
335
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,145
TV repair
336
00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:48,605
Certificate?
337
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,080
You bitch!
338
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,082
Why did you take so long to send a repairman?
339
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,627
You're crazy! You've got the wrong number
340
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,426
Who are you?
341
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:19,844
Don't touch me
342
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:24,974
Don't you dare...don't you dare
343
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,646
I warn you,
344
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,564
I am serious
345
00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:36,486
You try again...my last warning
346
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:45,662
Alright, I'm leaving
347
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,333
You want to fight?
348
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,461
I'll let my 2nd brother handle you
349
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:56,339
Junior!
350
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,564
Hit the one with glasses
351
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,820
He doesn't have them on now
352
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,536
Buddha be praised.
353
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:29,748
Even Buddha won't help you now
354
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,875
Let big brother have some fun,
355
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,169
it's his birthday
356
00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:35,587
King Kong!
357
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,195
Where're you from?
358
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,572
Mongkok, Kowloon, Buddha be praised
359
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,157
What did you say?
360
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,368
Buddha,
361
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:10,455
Buddha be praised
362
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,421
What's wrong with your neck?
363
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,090
I got whacked in the last case
364
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,217
Really?
365
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,427
That's mild
366
00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:27,222
Sometimes
367
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,431
you can really get hurt
368
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:38,775
You mean like him?
369
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,906
Mr. Chen,
370
00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:58,104
look what's this?
371
00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,731
- My elbow's got rheumatism. Have a seat
- Okay.
372
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,524
Someone's been cutting up
373
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,735
the theatre's seats lately?
374
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,863
Worse, look at this,
375
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:08,531
a letter too
376
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,744
Just to prove
377
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,246
he's not joking
378
00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:16,998
If I don't pay,
379
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,376
he'll set one off
380
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,504
US$300,000
381
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:24,422
Yeah!
382
00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:28,051
I think we had better inform the police
383
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,011
We can't,
384
00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:31,471
we'd lost our audience
385
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,059
So you don't want to pay him. Puffy!
386
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,518
No!
387
00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:40,897
There's no end paying them
388
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,319
Check if this is real
389
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:49,364
How?
390
00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:50,365
Told you before,
391
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,824
1 red wire, the other blue
392
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,952
Connect them, is it's fake no problem
393
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,579
If it's real, you'll be 23 tomorrow
394
00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:58,456
I am just 20
395
00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:01,125
Chinese people usually add 3 years
to their age when they die
396
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,711
You need not worry
397
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,004
I've come upon something similar,
398
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,756
then
399
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:07,840
What are you doing?
400
00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,635
Didn't you ask me to connect 2 wires?
401
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,470
Is it real?
402
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:13,262
But if it's real,
403
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,681
you'll blow us up
404
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,766
Where then?
405
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,602
Go to the bathroom
406
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,439
Mr. Chen, don't worry
407
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,274
This happened before,
408
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:26,401
though not in a Theatre
409
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:30,154
Boss, if that's real,
410
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,739
I'll get blown up
411
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:32,782
Can't you count,
412
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:34,158
only one in there
413
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,285
But three out here
414
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,413
I guess you're right
415
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,167
Mr. Chen, don't worry
416
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,796
They only want to
417
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,131
scare you
418
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:51,634
With my experience, I can tell
419
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,810
That is real stuff
420
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:09,652
What happened? Still alive?
421
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,085
How come you are here?
422
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:27,795
I don't know,
423
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,213
I connected 2 wires
424
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,133
It didn't explode, so I walked out
425
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:41,225
Now you are using your brains
426
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,394
Go with Mr. Chen and see
427
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:47,148
if you find anything suspicious
428
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:53,571
Mr. Chen
429
00:42:58,201 --> 00:42:59,702
Miss, is the boss here?
430
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,204
Mrs. Mok, have a seat
431
00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:04,165
Boss, Mrs. Mok is here
432
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:05,625
Which one?
433
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,126
The chatterbox?
434
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,211
The ugly duck
435
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,754
who tries to look young?
436
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,590
Yes... No...
437
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,926
The boss lady of Da Wah Supermarket
438
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:16,302
Okay, I'll be there
439
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,806
Boss is coming
440
00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:24,310
Mrs. Mok, you look younger
441
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:25,645
Just look at you...
442
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:27,063
Like an ugly duck
443
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,945
No, just like a tender chicken
444
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,656
Every man will fall on love with you
445
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,827
You look like a pig
446
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:46,165
It scorched by the stock market
447
00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:51,379
What can I do for you
448
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:57,093
Oh. Shoplifters in my supermarket
449
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,428
I am losing more
450
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:02,306
than $1,000 daily
451
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:06,435
I want you
452
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,104
to catch them
453
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:14,986
Go check the other side
454
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,303
What are you doing?
455
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:24,472
Look!
456
00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:44,659
Why don't we arrest them now?
457
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,247
They can claim,
458
00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:50,748
they'll pay
459
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,541
at the door
460
00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,066
What?
461
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:19,568
These 2 rolls cost $128
462
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:22,905
Including those in your stomach
463
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:28,411
I don't have any money
464
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,081
It's fine.
465
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,541
You get free meals in jail
466
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,293
Boss lady, I think...
467
00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:39,255
Stop, stay right here
468
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:44,427
How do you feel?
469
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:12,455
Use your 'Five Animals' kung fu
470
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,581
Dragon style
471
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:23,799
Snake style
472
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:31,599
Tiger style
473
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,274
Leopard style
474
00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:51,118
Crane style
475
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:12,264
You're even better than your boss
476
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:16,102
I should just call you
477
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,686
next time
478
00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,833
You need skill to prepare
479
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,001
cream chicken
480
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:46,215
Pluck the feathers, using lukewarm water
481
00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:49,093
Around 80 degrees will do
482
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,388
Hot water affects
483
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,056
the skin texture
484
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,475
The meat will also become tough
485
00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:01,313
Put the chicken on the chopping block
486
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:06,485
For sauce, half a bowl of coconut milk
487
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:11,991
Some lard, green pepper,
488
00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,910
bay leaf and green onions
489
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:21,167
Ginger, and 2 bottles of milk
490
00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:26,338
I shall repeat.
491
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:32,553
Coconut milk, lard...
492
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,973
It's 8 already, get up
493
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,976
Boss, such bunk beds!
494
00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:41,270
They're worse than those on the Macau ferry
495
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,314
What do you expect for $1007?
496
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,440
What do you want to sleep?
497
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:45,357
Why don't you get rid of it
498
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:46,609
It's easy to break my head
499
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,277
No way,
500
00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:50,321
I need this in case I hire another helper
501
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:52,990
Anyway, it's worse than a coffin
502
00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:53,866
Sure,
503
00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:55,326
a coffin costs more than $1000
504
00:49:56,744 --> 00:49:58,162
All you know is how to loaf
505
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,460
Let's do some waist exercises
506
00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:14,178
1234, 2234, 3234, 4234
507
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:17,264
Let's place our hands on the stomachs
508
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,851
Massage, it can slim down fat
509
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:28,192
Get ready, 1234, 2234
510
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:33,822
Left 234, Right 234,
511
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:41,956
spread the legs
512
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:46,335
Move the head in circular motion
513
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:49,505
This will help loosen the neck
514
00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:58,055
Ready, 1234, 2234
515
00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:04,395
Change side, 1234, 2234
516
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:08,357
A deep breath,
517
00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:16,991
then lie on the floor
518
00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:26,458
Hands straight,
519
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:29,795
sit up with the waist
520
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:35,968
Ready, bend waist, exhale, lie back
521
00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:49,315
Bend waist, exhale, lie back...
522
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:52,109
now we do leg exercises
523
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:14,173
Isn't this good?
524
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:21,305
I don't know what I look like with this on
525
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,850
As you said, a small turtle
526
00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:29,021
Only you look like a small turtle with
527
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,272
your short neck and small head
528
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,775
I have a long neck and a big head
529
00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:34,318
Then you look an ostrich
530
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:39,114
No, you don'yt look like an ostrich
531
00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:43,452
What? You...
532
00:52:43,619 --> 00:52:46,872
Boss, Mr. Chow sent us his wife's pictures
533
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,540
His wife is going to the salon today
534
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,292
He suspects she is having an affair
535
00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:52,169
So he employs us to follow her
536
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:56,465
You two go together
537
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:01,470
Boss, I want to go to the doctor's
538
00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:03,472
What for?
539
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,516
I think I got the flu
540
00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:12,189
Have you over heard of people dying from flu?
541
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,567
If it's swine flu.
542
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:16,985
Certainly!
543
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,994
Listen!
544
00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:27,788
If you got flu,
545
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,998
you'll be o.k.
546
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,918
If you got swine flu,
547
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:34,503
you'll die anyway
548
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:38,006
Either way you'd waste money
by going to the doctor
549
00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:39,675
You are right
550
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:40,884
Yeah
551
00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:55,649
Well,
552
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,151
you'd better see a doctor anyway
553
00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,528
Or else you'll think I am too mean
554
00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,472
Learn to use this
555
00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:29,892
Just press the black button
556
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:31,727
Let me try
557
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:40,360
Boss, can you hear me? Over
558
00:54:42,571 --> 00:54:45,657
Boss, can you hear me? Over
559
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,123
Boss, can you hear me? Over
560
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:55,793
How?
561
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:58,003
With no antenna?
562
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:33,622
All women fool around?
563
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,500
Any young wife married to an old man
564
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,210
Is a nun if she doesn't fool around
565
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:40,003
Why does the husband want to find out?
566
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,296
It's just more headache
567
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,131
To save on alimony,
568
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,676
later
569
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,262
Rich people are pretty shrewd
570
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:50,347
Or they won't be rich people
571
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,307
Her husband should not get uptight
572
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,725
The wife's having an affair
573
00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:55,185
Is like playing a game
574
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:58,689
of mahjong
575
00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:04,987
Boss,
576
00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:06,363
I haven't seen your wife yet
577
00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:07,698
Has she gone back to her mom's?
578
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,497
To play mahjong with someone?
579
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,169
Damn, don't you know how to drive?
580
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:23,171
Stopping the car in the middle of the road?
581
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,300
You'll flunk all road tests
582
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,301
for sure!
583
00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:29,303
Use the bus for the rest of your life
584
00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:58,415
She just sent the driver away.
585
00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,417
Might sneak out any time
586
00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:05,255
I'll guard at the rear door.
Call me if anything happens
587
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,842
Boss, can you hear me? Over
588
00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,764
Boss, can you hear me? Over
589
00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:11,113
Damn, don't you know how to drive?
590
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:38,867
What's up?
591
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:44,933
They're over there
592
01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:54,568
They've gone inside
593
01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,030
Together?
594
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:03,368
All right, let's rent a room also
595
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:15,922
What's this?
596
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,224
Tell me it's not true
597
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:52,959
You can't die before you are 80
598
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:53,877
Why?
599
01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:57,881
Because you won't be able to pay me back
600
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,846
The designs in our rooms are many and varied
601
01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:06,640
This is 'Modern Times'
602
01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,100
Through The Looking Glass'
603
01:02:10,101 --> 01:02:11,853
This 'Enjoy Yourself Tonight' suite is taken
604
01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:15,232
Please come over here
605
01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:17,984
Taken by a man with a moustache?
606
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:19,736
No, he is in room B3
607
01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:22,614
Let me recommend the room
608
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:23,949
with water
609
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,952
The sensation is like floating on water
610
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,620
Why not enjoy yourself
611
01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:31,539
I know you guys like special pleasure
612
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:33,875
How do you know?
613
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,712
Both of you are not women
614
01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:40,840
Isn't that special? This way please
615
01:02:44,386 --> 01:02:47,222
You can pay when you leave
616
01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,144
Really comfortable? Huh?
617
01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,070
Never tried this before
618
01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:07,492
Quit thinking of pleasure, you kid
619
01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:09,577
You know what they say
620
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,413
about the wheel of fortune
621
01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,332
That's terrific! My fortune's been bad
for the past 20 years
622
01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,334
If it turns, I can live it up the next 20 years
623
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:24,801
I feel this world owes me a lot
624
01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:30,265
You didn't even bring a diaper when you were born!
625
01:03:30,432 --> 01:03:31,641
What does this world owe you?
626
01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:35,854
Let's start working
627
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:06,676
What are they doing?
628
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:10,221
Playing mahjong
629
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:12,640
Which round now?
630
01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:15,852
End of the last round
631
01:04:20,648 --> 01:04:22,692
Looks like they'll have another round
632
01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:32,887
Let's have a drink first
633
01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:33,721
Great!
634
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,987
You think your old man would notice us?
635
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:52,407
Yes, if we were stocks and shares
636
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:14,637
Cheers
637
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:29,277
You always carry your gun, any good?
638
01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:30,487
Why not?
639
01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:33,281
I am the best shooter on the force
640
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:34,324
And the fastest?
641
01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:36,993
You are being neaty
642
01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:46,669
I don't understand,
643
01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:50,089
why that old man...
644
01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,548
What's this?
645
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,053
Submarine
646
01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:39,722
Submarine?
647
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,451
What's that noise?
648
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:05,748
Don't be suspicious, let's take a bath
649
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:06,624
Ok.
650
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:07,709
Change the bath water
651
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:08,710
Good
652
01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:35,403
5
653
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:36,654
15
654
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,114
- 10
655
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:38,990
Got it!
656
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,074
I lost again
657
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,117
You lost again
658
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:52,670
Let's do it again
659
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:08,311
Who are you?
660
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:10,938
I am the plumber
661
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:12,357
How come you are here then?
662
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,151
Because the plumbing is here
663
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,321
Don't run away
664
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,209
Get up!
665
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,587
What have you done? Been swimming
666
01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:36,714
You too!
667
01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:39,300
How did this come about?
668
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:49,977
Water bed
669
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:52,063
gives you the floating sensation!
670
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:53,189
That's why it's worth...
671
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:00,863
What happened?
672
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:01,906
Just sleeping on water bed
673
01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:03,616
It's so horrifying!
674
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,952
You'd be lucky if you don't drowned
675
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:22,260
Mr. Chen
676
01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:30,184
You go to get a car
677
01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:31,269
OK
678
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:34,814
You get them some ticket
679
01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:49,829
How come you like raw carrots?
680
01:10:50,037 --> 01:10:52,039
What else can I eat for $2 per meal?
681
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:54,959
Don't get jumpy!
682
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,378
You know too much carrots can make you...
683
01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:01,799
As long as you know
684
01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:10,975
Hey, watch where you're going
685
01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,608
Mr. Chen, that's him
686
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,243
I'll make a phone call
687
01:11:41,923 --> 01:11:43,674
Jacky, what's the matter?
688
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:48,346
I'll come right away
689
01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:32,283
Don't move, stop the projector, turn on the lights
690
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:35,786
This is not the ticket office
691
01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:37,663
Don't talk, quick
692
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,335
What happened?
693
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,182
Live show on stage!
694
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:08,903
This is not a blackout
695
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,239
Neither is it live show; it's a robbery!
696
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:16,285
I want cooperation please don't panic
697
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,995
Then nothing will happen to you
698
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,834
Robbery
699
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:26,128
crazy
700
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,354
Don't move or you'll got hurt
701
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:41,829
Everybody stand up with your hands up
702
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:50,004
please notice the guns are real
703
01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:53,257
No need to risk your lives
704
01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:12,026
Be fast, put them in
705
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:16,197
It is important to be honest
706
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:20,618
Put everything you own into the bags
707
01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:25,581
I'll search a few to make sure
708
01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:30,377
If find out there're something...
709
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:56,779
Again the same lousy congee
710
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:57,321
Right!
711
01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:58,280
Get 2 bowls to the back alley
712
01:16:58,447 --> 01:16:59,240
Ok. OK.
713
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,242
Why do you like the congee here?
714
01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:09,750
Miss, hurry up!
715
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,128
Better give us the money
716
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:13,170
Don't pretend to be a fool
717
01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:14,588
Don't bother to count. All of it
718
01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:25,933
Don't play games
719
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,269
Tired of living?
720
01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:31,272
Take off the jade bracelet
721
01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:39,822
It won't come out
722
01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:41,115
Then chop off your hand
723
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,201
Oh, no, I'll take it off
724
01:17:57,715 --> 01:18:00,134
They rob, would they rape too?
725
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,136
You wish
726
01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:38,172
I'll search another person now
727
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:43,010
You'll be in trouble if you hide something
728
01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:56,732
The one standing next to the priest
729
01:18:56,899 --> 01:19:00,402
The lady next to him
730
01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:05,324
It can be rape
731
01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:12,289
That one looks cheeky
732
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:20,589
Come forward too.
733
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:36,230
Quick!
734
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:44,882
Nothing, very cooperative.
735
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:52,348
Applause please
736
01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:00,647
Thank you for your cooperation. Go now
737
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:09,156
Come over here
738
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:32,012
What's this?
739
01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:34,014
It's a rubber band
740
01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,435
Have you ever played Russian Roulette?
741
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:40,687
No
742
01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:47,069
Well, I'll show you
743
01:21:51,698 --> 01:21:53,117
Spread out, your legs
744
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,126
How many cylinders are there?
745
01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:04,586
Six
746
01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:07,506
Look, here are 3 bullets
747
01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,055
I'll mix them up
748
01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,725
you won't know which is where
749
01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:24,565
Your left or right foot? Speak up
750
01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,358
I want them both
751
01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:29,945
I'll choose for you, right foot
752
01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,613
I need it to play right wing in soccer
753
01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,282
Your may switch to left wing position
754
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:40,956
Leave us alone,
755
01:22:41,999 --> 01:22:44,334
I'll let him go if be wins
756
01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:46,230
I told you'd to play left wing
757
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:15,300
Quickly, go!
758
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,679
Just go on enjoying the movie
759
01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:22,307
Don't look at us within 5 minutes
760
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:25,394
that'll be the last thing you'll see
761
01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:54,089
Let's go
762
01:25:45,599 --> 01:25:47,225
Damn baldy!
763
01:25:48,352 --> 01:25:52,939
Of all cars he stole an ice-cream truck
764
01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:58,862
Maybe he likes good air-conditioning
765
01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:09,748
Any questions?
766
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,291
No
767
01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:16,022
Everyboby... Excause me
768
01:27:28,452 --> 01:27:31,246
Welcome, everybody
769
01:27:32,164 --> 01:27:37,878
Mr. & Mrs. Chow will present the award
770
01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:41,715
Mr. Lee, our brave citizen
771
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:02,861
Mr. Lee, you look very familiar
772
01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:05,113
I used to be a plumber
773
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:05,947
Oh?
774
01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:08,283
Mr. Lee, a speech?
775
01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:14,706
I just hope all our citizen
776
01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,374
will cooperate with the police
777
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,085
Remember, the police are your friends
778
01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:20,921
they are your close friends
779
01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:25,091
Together we take a giant step forward
780
01:28:26,468 --> 01:28:34,601
"Why is there so much deceit?"
781
01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:38,980
"Why is happiness not shared?"
782
01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:43,985
"Why is the dripping water
the only consistent thing?"
783
01:28:44,861 --> 01:28:52,786
"Shortsighted are the social climbers"
784
01:28:53,954 --> 01:28:57,165
"Gloating with self-importance”
785
01:28:57,749 --> 01:29:02,045
"Little do they know the castle's made of sando"
786
01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:11,680
"It's all ordained. What's yours is yours"
787
01:29:12,806 --> 01:29:20,856
"What's not, is not"
788
01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:26,152
Ever seen those
789
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:28,280
two after they quit?
790
01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:32,951
They haven't visited you for some time
791
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:44,045
Jacky, do you think I am mean
792
01:29:45,171 --> 01:29:46,131
No
793
01:29:54,514 --> 01:29:56,057
When do you work here?
794
01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:58,768
When was your last raise?
795
01:29:59,853 --> 01:30:02,188
I don't think you ever gave me one
796
01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:17,746
We have to advertise for two new assistants
797
01:30:18,371 --> 01:30:20,916
No! Kids nowadays are too smart
798
01:30:21,082 --> 01:30:22,125
They'd for a month or 2,
799
01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:23,919
then quit
800
01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:26,129
Better think of another way
801
01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:29,215
How? You can't even walk
802
01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:31,509
Why not?
803
01:30:33,970 --> 01:30:41,686
Hold this, look, how's this?
804
01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:00,705
Tell me it's not true
805
01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:24,187
Consultation fee is $200 per hour
806
01:31:24,354 --> 01:31:26,439
It's deductible if we got a deal
807
01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:28,942
Have a piece of candy
808
01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:29,734
Thanks!
809
01:31:32,612 --> 01:31:35,407
In our profession, connections are important
810
01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:36,741
Right!
811
01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:41,496
I shook hands with the former police commissioner
812
01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:47,085
Please start from the beginning
813
01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:51,172
He never did need a secretary
814
01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:04,978
Excuse me!
815
01:32:06,229 --> 01:32:09,524
Boss well, have a piece of candy
816
01:32:13,153 --> 01:32:14,988
Starting your business with this small space?
817
01:32:16,114 --> 01:32:17,157
Why not?
818
01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:20,326
With a couple of fake credentials no one can tell
819
01:32:20,577 --> 01:32:22,037
In a short while, business will pick up
820
01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:25,832
Business has been slow already
821
01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:27,208
Now with you next door
822
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,294
We will just starve together
823
01:32:29,461 --> 01:32:33,381
It's still better than just the two of us starving
824
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:37,594
Let's cooperate, and talk about the terms
825
01:32:38,011 --> 01:32:41,890
Why should I? I know all you know
826
01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:48,813
But you don't know what I know
827
01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:20,470
Boss!
828
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:22,222
Is it a 50/50 deal?
829
01:33:32,065 --> 01:33:36,236
But at least 2 days off every week
830
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:37,862
Why so many days off?
831
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:42,242
So I can play mahjong with Jacky!
832
01:33:49,374 --> 01:33:52,335
"We the poor working people"
833
01:33:52,877 --> 01:33:56,089
"Getting ulcers, running around"
834
01:33:56,798 --> 01:34:00,635
"Chicken feed is our reward"
835
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:02,929
"Rough deal is what we get"
836
01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:08,434
"The boss is ever ready to explode"
837
01:34:08,601 --> 01:34:11,646
"His barks are long, his face longer"
838
01:34:12,522 --> 01:34:16,276
"When we ask for a raise"
839
01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:18,653
"Brother, you're in for a treat"
840
01:34:21,823 --> 01:34:25,451
"Working like a dog"
841
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:29,330
"Things keep on going wrong"
842
01:34:29,497 --> 01:34:33,293
"Why don't we grab a gun and hold'em up?"
843
01:34:33,459 --> 01:34:37,255
"At least making our effort worthwhile"
844
01:34:37,422 --> 01:34:42,969
"It's tit for tat,"
845
01:34:43,136 --> 01:34:44,304
"tat for tit"
846
01:34:44,470 --> 01:34:47,265
"We the poor working people"
847
01:34:47,807 --> 01:34:51,269
"Slaves to money for life"
848
01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:55,565
"Our misery, it's unspeakable"
849
01:34:55,732 --> 01:34:57,942
"But we don't take it for granted"
850
01:35:16,711 --> 01:35:20,465
"Happiness is not ours to share"
851
01:35:20,632 --> 01:35:24,385
"Sufferings are our to bear"
852
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:28,348
"A little more is a little more. We care"
853
01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:32,352
"At least making our effort worthwhile"
854
01:35:32,518 --> 01:35:38,024
"It's tit for tat,"
855
01:35:38,191 --> 01:35:39,484
"tat for tit"
856
01:35:39,651 --> 01:35:42,445
"We the poor working people"
857
01:35:43,029 --> 01:35:46,324
"Slaves to money for life"
858
01:35:46,991 --> 01:35:50,745
"Our misery, it's unspeakable"
859
01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:53,122
"But we don't take it for granted"
54476
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