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- While most four year olds are playing with toys,

Angelo Inglesian was casting pagan spells,

doing drugs, and having sex with adult women.

His father was a practicing pagan,

mixing elixirs and collecting herbs

from the Albanian countryside.

At five, he was excited to study paganism

under the pagan Pope of Olympus.

By the time he was 11, he was dealing drugs,

pimping out his cousins and even deeper into paganism.

At 15, he had a major drug overdose.

He died and went to hell.

- Babe, I don't wanna do your hippie shit today.

- Shh.

Just listen.

- Okay.

- Underneath your skin.

- Uh-huh.

- Below and between

each fold in your brain,

there is your

stupid machinery.

Picture this.

Organs vibrating.

- Stork man.

- A voice crawled into my brain like a parasite whispering,

"You've been doing drugs, Angelo,"

"but you never reached the opalescent epiphany."

"You've never been super high."

- These organs have no past, no future,

no preconceived notions.

Sign this thing.

- Yeah.

I'm uh, I'm gonna be a dad.

- Oh, congratulations, that's great.

- Yeah, my baby's in that box.

- Oh.

Hope it's all right.

I didn't drop it or nothing.

- No man, man.

It's all good.

- It came out of the floor and grabbed me

and I knew immediately I had to get home to my mother.

And then before I know it, it got real dark.

- It is dark in there inside the depths of your body.

Let the light shine in.

♪ Ah ♪

- Benny Boom.

All right, man.

- All right, you have fun.

- Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Yo, so I didn't used to fuck with queers, you feel me?

Then I realized that dudes- - Yeah, all right.

- Are down for anything.

Like they'll fuck anything.

- All right bud, I'll see ya.

- I got a dick so I'm gonna fuck with it, man.

All right, I'll see ya.

- So I got into my car, started driving.

I remember the orange glow of the street lamps,

started to double, triple.

I knew that if I focused on the glow, I could find home.

♪ Um ♪

- Roscoe?

Roscoe?

- This was real.

You can't even describe the fear.

- Hello?

- The things started to come out from underneath the car.

They grabbed me by my mouth and pried me open.

- And what did they look like?

- They were worms.

- Hey.

- Roscoe?

- Wow.

I,

I think I just killed my own childhood.

- Damn dude.

That sucks.

- Wow. - Oh my God.

That is amazing.

You went so deep.

- Yeah, I guess that's kinda cool.

- I did good, I did good.

- Yes, you did so good.

I'm so happy for you.

- Wow.

- Wow, wow, wow.

That was amazing.

- I feel,

I feel,

good.

Babe, I think that's enough hippy stuff for today, okay.

- Really?

- I'm spent.

- Close the windows, it's fucking cold.

- No.

No, we're gonna leave it open.

Look.

- No, it's freezing.

- There we go.

- I just,

I feel like,

I feel like we are in here so much, you know?

I, I, I wish, I wish things were more open.

- Are you okay?

How are you feeling?

- Oh, I, I feel hungry.

- I feel energized, but with nowhere to go.

- Welcome home.

You're like my test kid,

'cause I uh, there are a lot of,

there, there are a lot of reasons

why I can't have a real kid right now.

I got a lot of problems.

I'm uh, I'm horny.

I'm on pills.

And then there are the hospitalizations,

mentally, um, wards.

A lot of time spent in wards.

Mm.

Hungy?

Hmm?

Woo.

Can you say, "Daddy?"

Can you say, "Dadda?"

Sorry, I don't have a mama yet.

I have to find one for you.

But I'm gonna raise you to be a man.

Hm?

Can you spit?

Yeah.

We're gonna get you spitting in no time.

- Oh God, it's even better.

- Hey, what the fuck?

- Come on, Clown King.

Come on and fuck me.

- No, no.

You know what, dude, you know?

You know what?

Your mouth is just a big hole that needs cutting up.

You know what I mean? - Let's go.

- No one gives a fuck what you think.

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Fuck!

God, Benny, you fucking idiot!

- You wanna be my baby or my daddy?

- Um.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

- It's no big deal.

- It's, uh-

Happens all the time.

It's 'cause I have to-

- You're into stuff like this.

Are you scared?

- Yes.

- Take it.

I won't hurt you.

Unless you want me to.

- Please don't.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I'm, I'm sorry.

I don't like this.

- Okay.

Well, you got 15 minutes.

You can do whatever you want.

- I want a kid.

A, a baby.

- Yeah?

Well,

sounds like you should get pregnant.

Oh God.

- You can be the mom of my baby if you want.

- Come here.

Come on.

Okay, Daddy,

how about you tell me about

the first girl you ever kissed.

- Her name was Maggie.

- And what was she like?

- She smelled like hamburgers

and she had dried tomato sauce on her face.

She cornered me behind the house and made me kiss her,

and I remember thinking, "Don't kiss the tomato sauce,"

"Don't kiss the tomato sauce,"

and I was so fixated on the tomato sauce

that I landed right on it.

And after that I started humping pillows during nap time.

- Do you still hump pillows?

- No.

That's kid stuff.

- Then what do you hump now?

- I don't know.

- I have another idea.

Isn't it cool?

- Yeah.

- Do you wanna eat one?

We could do it "Lady and the Tramp" style.

- Uh, nah man.

I'm, I'm good.

- Why not?

It'll make you feel good.

- It's a living thing.

- You should buy these worms from me.

I'll sell 'em to you cheap.

Just try them.

You'll like 'em.

- Thank you.

- Why didn't you take the worms, Benny?

Why didn't you take the fucking worms?

You know what?

Fuck it.

Hey, I just wanted to say that I had a really great time

and I would totally do worms with you for-

- Hey.

Did you leave this behind 'cause I found it.

Uh.

- Uh,

yeah, thanks.

Was there a girl in here?

- Nope.

Just me.

You okay, man?

- Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'll, I'll go.

I, I just need a place.

- A place, uh, for what?

- Place in the dirt.

- That sounds dark.

Sometimes I feel bad.

So, it's okay to feel that way sometimes.

- Oh no, uh, nah man.

I, I meant like a place for these worms.

Careful.

- Sorry.

Let me see.

Whoa.

- Yeah, man.

I'm just trying to like preserve life.

You know?

- I understand.

Worms are life.

- Worms are love.

- Yeah.

- I didn't used to fuck with queers.

You feel me?

- What do you mean?

- But then I realized I got a dick,

and dudes will fuck anything.

You can love anything.

Fuck any damn thing, like,

I got a dick, so I'm gonna fuck with it.

The girl I was with said you can take these like drugs,

and um, she wanted me to take one with her

like "Lady and the Tramp," but I said "No way."

- No way.

- Yeah.

It was pretty hot, dude.

Anyway, man.

I got a kid at home I gotta take care of, so.

- I feel you, man.

- Yeah.

- I'll take care of these for you.

- Oh, okay, yeah.

- Worms spawning worms.

Some of them were hairy, some of them were slimy,

and they were all different sizes.

There were itty bitty ones in my mouth

wrapped around my tongue.

Some of the worms were in makeup and bras and panties.

They kept saying, "Come make love to us."

They were all laughing.

- Laughing at you?

- Yeah, and they said, "We tricked you."

"You were doing spells,"

"and this is a setup to take you to hell."

They were tormenting me.

- God damn it.

- Reminded me of my past.

Everything I ever did in my whole life on this earth

was down there.

- Hey, who told you you could be in there?

Sure as hell wasn't me.

You got 10 minutes to pack your bags, buddy.

"Hey, I'm a baby."

"Your mom let some weirdo nut in her"

"and now I live in here."

This could be fun.

This could be great.

God's plan, right?

- How'd you get out?

- I see this big worm, bathed in purple,

come out of the mush.

Scared all the other worms away.

I heard him say "He's mine."

"Leave him to me."

And he says to me, "Because of your mother's prayers,"

"you work for God now."

- Do you feel like we're one thing?

- Yeah, I feel-

Plugged in.

- You do?

Yes.

We're one thing.

Transfer your energy to me and I'll do the same.

Okay?

Please do this for me.

Okay, you ready?

- Mm-hm, yeah.

- Close your eyes. - Uh, okay.

- Close your eyes. - Okay.

- Do you feel it?

I wanna feel it.

- I'm sorry it's only 2%.

Thirsty baby.

I met your mom today.

I think you're gonna love her.

She's great.

We didn't like do the thing, you know?

But it felt like we did,

plus she's like so beautiful and nice.

I think she's gonna help us.

I think she's gonna help you become more real.

Everything's got a purpose.

Everything's gotta do what it's gotta do.

I think I can help you.

♪ I have a hand gun ♪

♪ I have a hand for a gun ♪

♪ I have a hand gun ♪

♪ I have a hand for a gun ♪

♪ Where do we go now ♪

♪ Where do we go ♪

♪ I have a hand gun ♪

♪ I have ♪

- Cool worms, bro.

- What are you guys doing?

- She says it's cool.

- Is it cool?

- Oh, hey Roscoe.

- Hey babe.

- Jared is letting me do the spider thing.

You would never let me do the spider thing.

- Is that why you guys are fucking now?

- You wanted this.

- I, I don't remember that.

- You said you wanted things to be more open.

- No, I was talking about the window.

I wanted the window to be open, that's-

- Anyways.

We were wondering if we could have the house for the night.

- I'm, I'm just gonna do some worms.

- What are worms?

- Shut up, Jared.

Oh.

Oh.

- Be careful.

This guy's trying to get away.

- You're gonna-

do them?

- Yeah, do you um,

do you wanna do worms with me?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- What do you do?

- Just, just take this guy right here.

Go ahead, grab that one.

Open your hand.

- Oh my God, oh my God.

Okay, and then it's, it's uh, it's pretty easy.

You can um,

well, you can snort it or,

or chew it or bake it, broil it, wh- whatever.

- I'm ready. - Okay.

Ready? - I'm ready for it.

- Mm.

- Let me see.

- What do you think?

What do you think?

- Oh my God.

Oh!

Ooh.

- Wait.

We should snort ours.

- I don't know.

Is that cool?

- Yeah, it's fucking cool.

- Mm.

- Seems like she's having a good time.

- I can feel it. Oh my god.

- Ah, ah.

Yeah!

Yeah, you got it, you got it!

Ah!

- One more, one more.

- I can't do it, I can't do it.

- No, you're gonna do it!

- We're gonna do it!

- Stay with me.

Hey baby, stay with me, baby.

Sam. Sam!

Sam!

Get her help.

- Echopraxia.

In echopraxia,

the equation of body to land become literal, natural.

Delusions become of the earth.

Similar to a poem.

Similar to a worm.

- What is echopraxia?

- When an insane man watches television

and sees himself in its message,

echopraxia is when he follows the message's order.

You must realize your full potential.

- Realize your full potential.

- You walk like you're half worm.

Worms don't have limbs.

- Jesus Christ.

Look at that fucking-

- He's a nice boy.

Don't hurt him too bad.

- All right.

Here's how I imagine it.

You're like a shell and inside you is the yolk.

And once I'm done, you'll break out.

You'll be real.

Okay.

- Hey! - Oh, fuck!

- You got my best girl pregnant!

- I'm gonna be a dad?

Oh, oh!

No, no no!

Stop, stop!

Please!

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Stop.

Stop it!

- Fucking jag.

- No!

No, no!

- It's yours, Benny.

I want it to be you.

- Baby!

Baby, come back!

Come back, we were so close!

No, baby, come back!

- Benny.

Everything happens for a reason.

Hey.

I did those worms.

It felt great, man.

Messed everything up.

- Fuck you, bitch.

- Hey, what, what's up?

Benny!

- Fuck, fuck.

- Well, I'm sorry if I came at an inconvenient time, man.

- I'm usually better.

- Yeah, me too.

- No, I mean, better at swimming.

- Oh, well, I mean I'm gener- generally just better.

- They work?

- Oh yeah, they work, man.

Come on, do some worms.

Become one with the earth.

- All right.

- One with the dirt.

- All right.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- How long does it take for it to kick in?

- Just wait for it.

Wait for it.

- No man, you're fucking with me.

- You'll know.

You'll know.

- Fired up!

Fired up!

Fired up!

Yeah!

- Why are you staring at me?

- You're beautiful, Clown King.

- Well, fuckin' quit it, bitch.

- You're not my first clown king, Biff.

- Oh, I know.

- Yeah, I'll get another one if you're mean to me.

- Yeah, I know.

- I'll bash your fuckin' skull in, okay?

- Okay, okay.

We have these though.

- We gotta save those.

- Please.

Oh, God damn it.

Oh!

Ooh.

Oh fuck.

Oh, God, oh-

- How do you feel now?

- Like I could murder the world.

- Henrietta!

- Let me find these guys.

- Henrietta!

I'm here!

I'm here.

I'm here.

- Ben-

Benny, I found some.

Benny, Benny, I found some.

Oh, hey, hey.

Hey.

- I gotta find Henrietta.

I gotta find Henrietta, dude!

I gotta find Henrietta.

- Henrietta. - Henrietta!

- Henrietta.

Help me find her, man.

Henrietta, open up.

Henrietta, Henrietta.

- Oh, Henrietta, there she is.

- Henrietta, Henrietta. - I'll help you.

- Henrietta!

I'm here!

I'm here!

- Whoa.

- Shit, bro.

Sorry dude.

- You wanna do some worms with us?

- Worms?

- Worms.

- Yeah bro, they get you fucked up!

- You shoulda, you shoulda just said that.

I like getting fucked up.

Yeah, come on in.

- All right, man.

Let's fuckin' do it, man.

Yeah, man!

That's what's up.

Let's do this.

- All right, let's do it.

- Oh yeah, man.

You can smell this shit through the fucking cosmos.

- There's only wrong way to do worms, man.

- Not do worms?

- Yes.

- Just put it in here.

Bottoms up, y'all.

Oh.

It's got a zip to it.

- We're just trying to keep it real,

and it's yuppie fucks like you

that stop us from getting in the dirt!

- Henrietta, can you say hi to the Worm King?

- Hi, Wormie.

- Spell worm for me?

- W-O-R-M.

- Very good.

- You doing okay there, buddy?

- What's your favorite shape, Henrietta?

- I like octagons.

- How many sides does that have?

- Eight.

- Wrong!

An octagon has an infinite number of sides and points.

An octagon is just a misunderstanding.

You have to unlearn your shapes.

- Okay.

- Your shapes are all wrong.

Once you unlearn your shapes, you can do anything.

There are no more rules.

- Yo Dennis.

- Nothing is real, and everything is permitted.

- Yeah, man?

- I didn't used to with queers.

You feel me?

So I can do this?

- Yeah, me neither.

- Yeah, but then I realized that dude's fuck anything.

Like you can love anything.

Fuck any damn thing.

Like, I got a dick, so I'm gonna fuck with it.

- You must realize your full potential.

Realize my full potential?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Dude.

- What, what?

- What the fuck, man?

I'm not about that shit.

What the fuck?

- No, wait.

No, you were just talking that you-

- Not now.

There's too much fucking shit going on, dude.

- You know what, Benny?

Fuck you, man!

- Fuck-

My baby drowned at the beach!

- Huh?

Your kid drowned?

- Yeah, today.

- Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

- You know what, I have to go.

- Yeah, you do have to go.

- Yeah, I know. I'm gonna go right now.

- Yeah, then fucking go then, Roscoe.

- Yeah, I'm leaving right now.

- Yeah, fucking go.

Wait, Roscoe, wait!

- Man.

- It's like, all I wanna do is watch TV.

You know?

That's all I wanna do, is just watch a little bit of TV

and I can't even fuckin' do that.

Like, it doesn't seem to have,

they don't seem to have any sense

of what human beings really like wanna watch, you know?

So I have to go stab a homeless guy or something, you know?

Whatever.

I'm not saying it's right.

Hey, hey, hey.

What's up?

You got any worms tonight?

You look familiar.

- You bitch, bitch!

- Benny!

- No, these guys are crazy.

Benny, you gotta get me out of it.

Benny!

- Oh, fuck you!

- You don't touch my friend, Benny!

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I do know you.

- Do you like pornos?

Shut up.

Do you watch porno?

Shut up!

- Roscoe!

Roscoe.

- Cozy.

- Answer me.

Shut up.

Do you watch porno?

- Yes!

- Oh, shut up!

- Give it.

- What do you want, babe?

Come on, you know, you know.

Just, tell 'em what you want.

- Psh-

- We want a gun.

- Do you have any wor- worms?

- Yeah, we like worms.

- We don't have worms.

- Yeah, I know you don't have worms.

- You want something off the dollar menu?

- Hey.

I just wanna do worms with you guys, okay?

- You wanna do worms with us?

- Give it to me.

- Woo, let's go!

- Hi, can I help you?

Hey.

Hey, what the hell?

What the hell do you think-

Ooh!

- All right, where are they?

I know you got 'em somewhere.

Why don't you just tell me where they are, huh?

Over here?

Over here?

No, I'm really not seeing any of the worms.

Where the fuck are the worms?

Where the fuck are the worms?

- It's the wrong season.

There's no worms.

There's no worms.

- You okay, chief?

- They got cigarettes?

- Oh, cigarettes.

You want some cigarettes

now that you've seen a bleeding guy.

You're a big smoker, huh?

Enjoy.

- It's the wrong season.

- Why'd you stab that guy?

- He looks like every other faceless person

I've seen and forgotten.

- He's suffering, Roscoe.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

- You have to unlearn your shapes.

Your shapes are all wrong.

- Man.

- Benny, your problem is

you never unlearned your own shapes.

Your shapes are all wrong.

- What a shitty day this turned out to be, dude.

These guys are way not cool.

- I'm the cool one now.

- What do we got here, huh?

Look at this guy.

- He's so cute.

- Oh my God.

- He looks like a nice guy.

Oh, he says hello.

- Hey, take this beer, man.

Take that.

Chuck it.

- Yeah, throw the beer.

- Throw the beer.

- Throw the beer.

Throw the beer!

- Yeah, throw the beer.

- Throw the beer.

- Throw the beer.

- Throw the beer, throw the beer,

throw the beer!

- Throw the beer, throw the beer, throw the beer!

Throw the beer, throw the beer, throw the beer!

- Throw the beer, yeah!

- Oh, he did.

- Roscoe, what the fuck did you do, man?

What the fuck?

Dennis!

Dennis!

- Hey man, you all right?

- Dennis!

- Hey, dude. Dude, are you okay?

We return with

- Come on, buddy boy.

- Angelo Ingelian.

- Welcome to the party.

- He died and went to hell.

- Hey, it was just a can.

Do you think Dennis is okay?

- Yes, I went to hell.

- What did you find there?

- I ate the demon's cuisine.

Since I experienced the worms of hell,

I eat them to remind me of the path to righteousness.

- Get down there.

- We want some worms.

Want worms. - Oh yeah?

- Give me some worms, please, pal?

I want worms right now.

- Yeah, you do.

- Yeah, we want worms.

- Yeah, we all want the worms, but do you want the worms?

- I want the worms. - Here come the worms.

- Yeah.

- Welcome to the worm hole.

- Sorry for your shit life, worm fuck.

This is gonna feel kinda shitty.

- What are you gonna do?

- Um, I don't know.

I've just been having a hard time

telling the difference between a dream and real life.

You know?

- This feels really real.

- Yeah, but that's just because you're looking out

through those two fucked up eyes of yours.

You know?

- No, man, this is definitely real life.

- See, I've always had a hard time telling what is real.

It's like the internet tells you things

and then doctors tell you something else,

and then your family and all of this stuff.

Do, you know what I mean, right?

Like I just-

- Try these wormies.

- Okay, I don't think I like this.

- What do you got for him?

- Oh, we've got something really amazing.

- What do you got?

- He's got a boner.

- Is that a boner?

- Is that a boner!

- Ooh, look at that.

- No, Benny, no.

Stop.

Stop it, Benny.

I'm sorry, Benny.

- This.

This.

- It's cool, bro.

- What?

Benny, no.

- It's all good.

- Benny, help.

Benny.

- Just listen.

Underneath your skin below each fold in your brain.

There is your stupid machinery.

Organs that vibrate, lubed up with blood.

These organs have no past, no future,

no preconceived notions.

Oh, just let the light shine in.

Come on.

Let your organs sing!

Come on, you got this, okay?

You're okay, you're okay.

Shhh-

I love you.

I love you so much.

I love you, Roscoe, I love you.

I love you. I love you.

It's okay.

♪ We are gonna be fine ♪

♪ We are gonna be fine ♪

♪ We are gonna be fine ♪

We're here, we're here. Just breathe.

- I'm sorry.

- No, no no no.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Yes yes.

There we go, there we go.

You're entering into a fit.

You got it, you got it.

I love you so much.

I love you, Roscoe, I love you.

I love you. I love you.

It's okay.

- My baby's your baby, Benny.

- I didn't cum inside you.

How could it be my baby?

I didn't even come at all, Henrietta.

- All the sins of the world

are collected by the earth.

They seep into the soil and are consumed by the worms.

The dirt becomes the worm.

The worm becomes the man and the man becomes dirt.

And my baby will absorb the burden of man.

- Your baby.

Sounds fucked up.

- You're the worst person I've ever met.

I really mean it.

I have never

seen someone

as horrible

as you.

♪ Dig ♪

♪ A hole ♪

- Carcasses of the men that have transgressed against me!

For their worm shall not die.

Neither shall their fire be quenched.

♪ When you ♪

♪ Go digging ♪

♪ After all those little worms ♪

♪ All those little worms ♪

♪ You got what you wanted ♪

♪ A shiny, slimy one ♪

♪ And it's ♪

♪ Not enough 'cause ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't hold it back ♪

Here he comes!

♪ You can't hold it back ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You thought ♪

♪ You'd be in a garden now ♪

♪ Dancing around ♪

♪ Kissin' all your friends ♪

♪ But you're deep down ♪

♪ Where screaming won't make a sound ♪

♪ Turn in your keys ♪

♪ Put on this gown and come with me ♪

♪ We've got ♪

♪ What you needed ♪

♪ A fresh, tilled hole ♪

♪ Somewhere to hide from your dreams ♪

♪ Bite off my skull ♪

♪ Suck out the juice and toss me down ♪

♪ Fill me up ♪

♪ With worms ♪

♪ Love me, I'm all worms ♪