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Good evening, dear patients.
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Just a little wider, please.
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That’s quite wide enough.
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You see,
I suffer from agoraphobia.
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Now let’s see.
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Um.
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Some of my patients
are inclined to get nasty.
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Fortunately I keep both hands
completely anesthetized
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while I’m in the office.
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I admit this makes
for some rather sloppy work,
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since my fingers aren’t
quite as deft as they might be.
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But I save a great deal
of suffering.
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And while we are
on that subject,
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perhaps we should pass
the Novocain around.
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This next minute promises
to be rather painful.
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All right, send him in.
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[knocking]
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Five minutes. Five minutes
is all I can give you.
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Got a date to meet Wilton Stark
at 10 o’clock.
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Oh, dear, Mr. Stark.
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I suppose the object
of your meeting
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is to discuss a new
account executive
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-for the Holdwell account?
-You guessed it.
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Well, I gave you the facts
last week, Harrison.
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Stark wants you off the account
and that’s all there is to it.
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You and your group
haven’t come up
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with a good advertising
idea for a safe in years.
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-Ah--
-Wait a minute, give it a look.
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Over here, let me show you.
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Now look at this.
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Six months of work
and not one campaign sold.
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Starks says you just don’t
understand the safe business.
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And with this new safe
that he has coming out--
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Chief, that is exactly
why I’m here.
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I have an idea that is
going to revolutionize
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the promotion of safes.
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Harrison, we’ve been
all through this before.
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Not through this bale of hay,
we haven’t.
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Chief, I have found the needle.
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And I am going to stick it
right in the sales map.
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This is the greatest safe
advertising idea
you ever heard.
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Oh, just let me get this one
off the launching pad, chief.
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[whistle of a rocket launch,
chuckles]
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This new safe they’re putting
into orbit, what’s it call?
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The 801 Burglar Proof.
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Ah, that’s right.
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"The 801 Burglar Proof."
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Now, what’s this?
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Look at it.
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[scoffs] Am I
supposed to know this man?
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You’ll get to know him, chief.
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Because he’s my candidate
for the first
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801 testimonial.
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Read it.
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Out loud, if you please.
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"Sammy The Touch Morrisey."
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You mean you want to put him
in a Holdwell ad?
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Chief.
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What good is a testimonial
from a satisfied user?
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Now there is a man
who really knows
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whether or not a safe
is burglar proof.
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The best safe cracker
in the business.
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Are you serious, Harrison?
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Well, of course I am.
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Don’t you get it, chief?
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We’ll hire
Sammy Morrisey himself,
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to try to crack
the 801 in public,
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with reporters,
the works, everything!
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Imagine the publicity.
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Think of the ad campaign.
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But if the man’s in jail...
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He’s out.
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Paroled a year ago.
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Crime-wise, he’s been
a good boy ever since.
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He still has the know-how.
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I mean if he can’t crack open
the 801, who can?
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Well, I can’t call it
a bad idea.
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Tell the truth, chief,
it’s a blockbuster.
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Let me talk to Stark.
See what he thinks of the idea.
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[Harrison] Well, I’ll tell you
right now, he’ll love it.
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[door knocking]
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[man]
Yeah?
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Mr. Morrisey,
I am Harrison Fell.
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-Oh.
-I called you yesterday.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come in, Mr. Fell.
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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This is my daughter.
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Dorothy, this is Mr. Fell.
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-[Harrison] How do you do?
-How do you do?
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I didn’t quite understand
what you meant on the telephone.
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You know, about
that business proposition?
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Oh, well, I understand,
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but it’s not
very complicated at all.
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You see, I work
for an advertising agency.
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Bliss and Bakersfield.
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We have a client,
the Holdwell Safe Company.
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They have a new product.
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Which they feel
is completely burglar proof.
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We want
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your help in proving
their claim valid.
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Oh, um, Dorothy,
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do you want to get me
and this gentleman some coffee?
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Oh, yes, Daddy.
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I don’t like to talk about
safe cracking in front of her.
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-You understand how it is.
-It’s perfectly all right,
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but I can assure you
that there is nothing illegal
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about this.
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Police-wise,
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it’s absolutely legitimate.
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You see,
we feel a man of your
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great reputation--
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I’m trying to live
that down, Mr. Fell.
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I’m in an entirely different
line of work now.
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-Sammy.
-Huh?
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May I call you Sammy?
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Yeah.
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You know what
an advertisement is, don’t you?
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Yeah, I read ads all the time.
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Well, that’s all
we’re talking about, Sammy.
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We want you
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to appear in the advertising
for the Holdwell Safe Company.
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We want your testimony.
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Testimony?
Now, look, Mr. Fell--
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Wait, wait, no.
Not like in court.
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Oh.
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We want you to endorse
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the Holdwell Safe.
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You will go around
telling people
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that you tried to crack
the 801 safe
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and found it absolutely
burglar proof.
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Oh, Mr. Fell,
no safe is burglar proof.
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-How’s that?
-Well, there ain’t
no such thing.
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I mean to say,
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if you got enough time
and the tools,
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you can bust any box.
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Anyhow, I’m not interested.
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I’m in an entirely different
line of work now.
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Sammy.
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Now, please try to understand.
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We are willing to offer you
$500,
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just to try and crack open
the 801.
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We’ll give you three hours
to do it in.
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Use every trick you know.
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There will be plenty witnesses.
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-Reporters, cops.
-Cops?
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Just as witnesses.
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To make sure your effort
is genuine.
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The 801 is not
a very big safe, Sammy.
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Is about two by two by four.
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But it has a new
time lock mechanism.
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And the Holdwell people feel
it’s completely burglar proof.
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They are so sure
that you can’t crack the safe,
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that they’re gonna make it
a real challenge.
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They’ll put an envelope
containing
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$50,000 inside the safe.
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If you can crack the safe,
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the money is yours.
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[chuckles] Oh, Mr. Fell,
you’re kidding.
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[laughing]
No.
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Fifty grand just
for crackin’ a box?
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Crackers, uh,
a box of crackers.
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We have a box of crackers
in the kitchen.
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Uh, would you like some
crackers? We have crackers.
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No, thank you, I’m not hungry.
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Well, I am. Um, Dorothy,
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would you start fixing
supper, I’m hungry.
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Sure, Daddy.
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Go on, Mr. Fell.
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You were saying something
about 50 grand?
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Well, they claim
it’s burglar proof,
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I mean expert proof.
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But, if you have
sensitive fingers,
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any tumbler will tumble
for you.
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Of course, I don’t want you
to remember a tumbler
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that wouldn’t tumble for me.
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It was an Oriental tumbler.
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I met her out--
May I have one of those?
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-I’ll tell you, this...
-[chattering]
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[Harrison]
I see you’re admiring our 801.
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Notice this marvelous door.
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Notice how gently
the dial turns.
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This, my dear, is the new
time lock mechanism.
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Thing of true beauty.
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Safe-wise,
that’s the best there is.
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Yes, Harrison really
had a brain rain.
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We’re going to make
advertising history tonight.
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You better.
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-[both laugh]
-Yes.
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Looks like
a good turnout all right.
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Did all the newspaper people
showed up?
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Every single one of them.
I tell you, WS,
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coverage-wise we got it made.
I just can’t wait to get the 801
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off the launching pad.
[imitates launching]
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Harrison, please.
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It’s almost 9 o’clock,
don’t you think
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-we’d better get started?
-Oh, yes, yes.
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Ladies and gentlemen, may
I have your attention, please?
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Your attention, please,
ladies and gentlemen!
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Uh, lovely lady,
would you please step over here.
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have
your kind attention, please!
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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I want to thank you all
for this splendid turnout.
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I know you all will be glad
you came this evening,
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so without further ado,
let me introduce to you
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the honored guests
of the evening.
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In this corner,
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at 2,370 pounds,
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the Holdwell 801,
the World Champion
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Burglar Proof Safe! Hah, hey!
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And in this corner,
ladies and gentlemen,
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at 150 pounds,
Sammy the Touch Morrisey!
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[applause]
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As you all know,
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safecracking-wise,
Sammy holds the world record,
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-in every division.
-[laughter]
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But, the Holdwell Corporation
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believes that the 801 safe
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will defy Sammy’s best efforts.
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So strong is our belief
in this burglar proof safe,
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that they are willing
to make this amazing challenge.
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In this envelope,
ladies and gentlemen,
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is $50,000.
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$50,000.
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Mr. Grady,
would you please step forward?
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Would you please examine
the contents of the envelope?
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Is the money all there?
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$50,000.
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Mr. Grady, if you will please
open the safe?
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Would you place the envelope
inside the safe?
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Now, would you close
the door of the safe
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and set the time mechanism
for 9 o’clock in the morning!
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All set, sir.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the gauntlet is thrown.
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The die is cast.
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The Holdwell Corporation
hereby challenges Sammy
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the Touch Morrisey, retired,
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to try to open the 801 safe,
before 12 o’clock midnight,
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which is only three hours hence.
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And if Mr. Morrisey succeeds,
the contents of the 801
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are his exclusive property!
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Are you ready, Sammy?
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Yeah, I’m ready.
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Mr. Grady, would you please
bring forward the tools
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that Mr. Morrisey requested?
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Will Mr. Morrisey
please examine the contents
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of the table and see
that everything is ready?
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I already checked it.
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Do you have everything?
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-Bits?
-Bits.
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-Drills?
-[Sammy] Drill.
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-Chisels?
-Chisels.
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00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,510
-[Harrison] Levers?
-Levers.
255
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,140
-[Harrison] Hose?
-[Sammy] Hose.
256
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:05,080
-Acetylene gas containers?
-Acetylene gas chambers.
257
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,880
-[Harrison] Explosives?
-Explosives.
258
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,520
Then, gentlemen,
we can blast off!
259
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,690
It’s all yours, Sammy.
260
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,060
-May the best man win.
-Doh!
261
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,510
Harrison, you don’t think
we made a mistake?
262
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,170
You don’t think he might
actually open that safe?
263
00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:35,280
Oh, he couldn’t, chief,
it’s guaranteed.
264
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,910
It is guaranteed,
isn’t it, Mr. Stark?
265
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,750
Don’t worry about it,
he’ll never be able
266
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,780
to crack that baby.
267
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:09,740
[sighs]
268
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,090
[pounding]
269
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,750
[whirring]
270
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:29,160
He looks very confident.
271
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:31,090
That drill won’t get him
any place.
272
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,430
That metal is specially forced
and it’s eight inches thick.
273
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:37,070
[drilling noise continues]
274
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,140
[powers off]
275
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,810
[restarts]
276
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,760
[sighs] He had me worried
there for a minute.
277
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,090
[laughing]
Relax, Bliss.
278
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,460
I’m not worried,
why should you be?
279
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:06,590
Yeah, chief, relax, relax.
280
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,030
-Have a drink, Bliss?
-Oh, no, thanks, no.
281
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,240
I’ll have a drink
when this is all over.
282
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,140
I’ll join you, W.S.
283
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,110
[Sammy snorts]
284
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:24,050
Well, gentlemen,
here’s to crime.
285
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,960
Well, your boy’s
really in trouble now.
286
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,760
He’s used just about
every trick in the book
287
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:45,430
except explosives.
That’s about all he’s got left.
288
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,660
You think I’d better
clear the room, W.S.?
289
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,660
No, no, it won’t be much
of a concussion.
290
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,060
Just tell everybody
to stand back.
291
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,130
You don’t think he can really
blow that safe open?
292
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,840
Not with the amount
of nitro he’s using.
293
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,040
We’ve used ten times that amount
several times
294
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,470
in the laboratory
and it simply won’t work.
295
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,230
Um, back to the exits,
everybody!
296
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,230
Everybody move back!
Please, back!
297
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,670
[explosion]
298
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,790
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please!
299
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,660
I want to thank everybody
for their kind attention
300
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,060
and patience.
301
00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,860
And I especially
want to thank Sammy Morrisey,
302
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,800
for a gallant,
gallant performance.
303
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:06,740
And now, Mr. Wilton Stark
of the Holdwell Corporation
304
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:10,640
will present Sammy with
$500 in cash,
305
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,270
the loser’s share.
306
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,010
Here you are, Sammy,
with the best wishes
307
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,640
-of the Holdwell Corporation.
-Thank you.
308
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,980
And now, Sammy, what is
your considered opinion
309
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,250
of my safe?
310
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,820
It’s discouraging.
311
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,750
For all I can say, sir,
312
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,390
you got a mighty fine box there.
313
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:27,290
-Thank you, Sammy!
-How was that, folks?
314
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,620
Sportsmanship wise, huh?
315
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,390
[clapping]
316
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,500
Chief.
317
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,910
We certainly hit the jackpot
last night, didn’t we?
318
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,570
I never saw
Wilton Stark so happy.
319
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:47,080
Oh, wait until the publicity
starts to break.
320
00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:48,910
[whistles]
321
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,750
-[Bliss] Good morning, Wilton.
-[Harrison] Good morning, W.S.
322
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:55,150
[Bliss] We were just talking
about last night.
323
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,020
Good morning, gentlemen.
I’ve just come
324
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,850
from the Holdwell warehouse.
I wanted you two to be
325
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,690
the first to know.
326
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,120
When the time lock mechanism
on my safe opened this morning
327
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,590
we took a look inside.
328
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,160
And what do you think we found?
329
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,360
This.
330
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,070
The envelope we put in
last night
331
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,500
with $50,000.
Remember?
332
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:14,070
Of course.
333
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:17,740
When we opened it this morning,
what we found
334
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,670
was this.
335
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,080
Paper!
336
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,950
-Paper?
-Paper.
337
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,390
Not money, just paper.
338
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,720
$50,000 had disappeared, Bliss.
339
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,860
And it’s coming right out
of your hide.
340
00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:38,490
But how could it happen?
How could such a thing happen?
341
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,160
[Sammy]
OK, let’s go!
342
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,130
Oops, sorry, mister.
343
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,440
[chuckles]
That’s OK, miss.
344
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:48,700
Well?
345
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,740
Dorothy, that was pretty good.
346
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,540
But it can be
just a little bit smoother.
347
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,880
Let’s try it again, shall we?
348
00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:58,810
Here, give me the envelope.
Now look.
349
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,420
I’ll put it in this pocket.
All right?
350
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,150
Are you ready?
351
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,620
All right.
352
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,520
-Let’s go, huh.
-Sure, Pop.
353
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,360
Oh, gee, I’m sorry, mister.
354
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:12,360
Oh, that’s OK, miss.
355
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:14,700
There.
356
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:16,700
Hey, that’s perfect.
357
00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,500
[chuckles] You’re going to be
as good as your old man.
358
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:20,300
[chuckles]
359
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,900
How about having a drink
to celebrate?
360
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,300
You want to mix me
one of those specials?
361
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:26,070
Sure, Pop.
[chuckles]
362
00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,880
Gee, I’m glad you decided
to change your line of business.
363
00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:30,950
Yeah. Picking pockets
364
00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:33,780
is a lot cleaner
than cracking safes.
365
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,820
Sometimes it pays
pretty good, too.
366
00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:39,990
I should say so, $50,000.
367
00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:45,760
It’s only paper.
368
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,200
I’ll show you that trick
next week.
369
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:07,050
That film gave me
some excellent suggestions
370
00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:09,380
for opening stubborn mouths.
371
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,590
Of course Sammy’s triumph
was rather brief.
372
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:16,620
But I think he deserves
some time off for ingenuity.
373
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,290
Perhaps the judge will agree.
374
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:23,100
Now we shall pause a minute
for the filling to dry.
375
00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:24,930
After which I shall return.
376
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,640
If you need anything just call.
377
00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:34,240
I would like you to know
that I was not defrocked.
378
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,880
I quit.
379
00:23:35,910 --> 00:23:40,080
It was a photograph
of the Grand Canyon that did it.
380
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,750
The sight of that unfilled
cavity left me with a feeling
381
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:47,860
of complete inadequacy.
382
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:50,760
I shall return next week
at the same time.
383
00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:53,600
And I see that you too
have an appointment.
384
00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:54,830
I hope you keep it.
385
00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:57,770
Until then, goodnight.
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