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-[monkey gibbering]
-Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I should resist the temptation
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to make tiresome comparisons
with my sponsor.
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After all, I have no desire
to hurt anyone’s feelings.
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And my friend here
is about to become one
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of our nation’s heroes.
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He must have learned the news,
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he’s been selected
to go to the moon.
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He’s not very excited about it.
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Either that or his trousers
are too tight again.
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Before we launch
our brave little explorer,
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we have a training film
to show him.
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You may watch too.
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[clattering]
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[grunts]
Oh...
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it’s a freight train.
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[mumbles] ...loaded with iron
or something, I...
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dreamt it was running
right over the top of my head.
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Ow.
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No, but before that...
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you know what I dreamt,
honey?
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I dreamt I-I bought a monkey.
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No. I was...
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I was down at Frank’s place.
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Oh, boy...
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You know, I dreamt I was down
at that bar
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down at Frank’s place.
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There was this sailor,
he had these rings in his ears,
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and he had this ape
or this monk...
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one of these chimps.
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Oh, I dreamt
I paid him 500 clams!
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500?
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Oh, don’t worry, honey.
It was only a dream.
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The way we’re fixed,
Leo, it’s a nightmare.
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I know, but...
[mumbles]
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I was standing there
and he...
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W-What’s the matter?
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My sainted Aunt Emily!
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Looks like her, don’t it?
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But it ain’t.
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I’m still dreaming.
I’m still dreaming.
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When I wake up, it’ll be gone.
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And our savings?
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Where will they be?
All right, Leo.
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Get up and get out!
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Dream that you’re finding
that sailor,
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dream that he takes back
that monkey
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and he gives us back our dough!
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But you don’t understand, honey.
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He wasn’t that kind of guy.
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All right, then, I will.
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I’ll find him.
Where did you say he was at
when you met him? At Frankie’s?
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-Yeah.
-I’ll track him down.
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Taking advantage
of a poor drunken slob like you.
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$500 for a dirty monkey.
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But you see, honey,
he-he said it was an act.
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It-It can draw!
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[laughs]
That’s where we blow
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the whistle on him.
Fraud. False pretenses.
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Money back
or here come the cops.
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Hey, monkey!
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Monkey.
What are you doing?
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Stop that, monkey. Stop that.
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Leo Torbey, you get rid
of this animal,
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sailor or no sailor,
money or no money.
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Take him to the zoo,
sell him to a pet shop.
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There’s no room here
for a chimp.
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Relax, will you, honey?
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Besides, she ain’t a him,
she’s a her.
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Oh, it’s a her.
Well, all the same,
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she should have our mind
washed out with soap.
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But look,
that’s a pretty classy drawing
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and you know what they say,
one picture’s worth
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a thousand words.
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Oh, it is, is it?
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Well, why don’t you call in
the boys,
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or have it put on
a picture postcard, maybe?
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Oh, no.
Not me, you don’t.
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Aw, come on, honey.
You’re spoiling it.
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Your own wife! Married! Legal!
Make a show of me, would you?
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Oh, you know I’d never ask you
to do an act like that.
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Leo, one of these days
you’re gonna get
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just what you are asking for.
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Yeah, but that was art,
and you ruined it!
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[high pitched voice]
Vandalism!
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It spoke.
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And why not?
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Emilia Maria Trovatore.
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But that sailor said
you was Mam... Mambar--
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Mambarilla.
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The jungle genius.
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That’s for the act.
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Off-stage, Maria.
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How do you do?
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A woman, no less.
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Well, you said
there’s no room for a chimp.
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Less for a woman.
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A chimp, a woman, honey,
what’s the difference?
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-She’s a gold mine.
-Well, I don’t dig it.
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Maria, you-you put that back on,
you know?
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I mean, don’t let nobody
ever see you without it.
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It’s your meal ticket,
same as ours.
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You’ll get your cut.
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But to all the world...
you’re a monkey.
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Oh, honey. Come on!
Be reasonable!
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She gives me the shivers.
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She’s gonna give you a mink coat
one of these days.
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Now, look, sweetie,
you know as well as I do
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that we’re going nowhere
with our mind-reading act.
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There’s just not a chance,
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but with her in the act, I mean,
a chimp that can draw,
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is that an attraction
or ain’t it?
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-To me it ain’t.
-Oh.
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Right now
we’re not even drawing flies!
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But with her,
we’ll jam the place,
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we’ll have standing room only.
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And as for those pictures
she draws,
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five bucks, ten bucks a piece,
we can get for ’em, maybe,
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and people just buy ’em.
Just to show to their friends,
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to show that they have them.
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-Don’t you believe me?
-No.
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Huh.
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All right, we’ll give her
a try-out.
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We’ll give her a try-out
before the pros and the troupe.
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Sure.
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They’ll tell you.
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[clapping]
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-[crowd] Bravo!
-Thank you.
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-[cheering]
-Thank you.
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All right, not too close, folks!
Not too close!
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Turn your head around
and go in that corner.
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Go ahead.
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Turn around and hop on there.
Thank you very much.
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Sorry, folks,
sorry not to let you closer,
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but you know what? These chimps,
if one of you has got a cold,
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they’re up to get
galloping consumption.
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Delicate, you know?
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Divine!
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Beautiful! Magnificent!
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-[Leo] A work of art, huh?
-A thing of beauty.
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Stick to your cats, Magnifico.
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That’s what I’m doing Tigress,
nothing else but!
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Oh, can the baloney!
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[Magnifico] Your slave, my cat!
What do you say?
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What do you say? An attraction?
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The monkey?
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Talk to me about lions!
Tigers! Leopards!
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-Women...
-But look, a work of art!
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For me, the original.
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My personal congratulations,
Mr. Torbey.
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You’ve got the goods.
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-A gold mine.
-Thank you.
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You’ve got something there,
Leo, I’ll say that.
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But you have organization?
Have you got capital?
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Oh, I’ll work it up, Benny.
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-[chuckles]
-Now, look.
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The rifle range, it pays, see?
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I’ve got the dough
and I’ve got the know-how.
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-With me as a partner--
-No, thanks, Benny, no.
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Or sell it outright, cash down.
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No, sorry, sorry.
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Maybe I can persuade you.
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Bet I can persuade you.
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-[laughter]
-This is business.
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Stay out.
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Think it over, huh?
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No, Benny.
I prefer to go at it alone.
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[crowd clapping]
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Honey, what a rehearsal.
It was a dream!
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Maria, you’re a sweetheart.
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Those guys fixing a tent
stood there watching us,
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their eyes popping out
of their heads.
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What do you say?
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I wish you was in it with me,
Carole. I really do.
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After all, it’s...
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It’s always been you and me.
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You and me together.
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So now it’s you and her?
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Any act, I don’t care
how intellectual, needs a dame.
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To do what? Cheer?
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Oh, cooperate a bit, maybe.
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Cooperate.
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That’s the word.
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When a woman hears it,
she wonders what she’s in for.
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What do I do,
besides living with a monkey?
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I know it’s difficult--
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Playing second fiddle
to a freak!
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We’re gonna work something out,
it’ll be--
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Well? Come on, tell me.
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What are we gonna work out.
What do I do for it?
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It’s a tear in a costume, uh,
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some dog rushed out and took
a bite out of her and ripped it.
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What’s the matter?
She can draw, can’t she sew?
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Well, you see,
it’s in the back of the leg
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where she can’t get at it
without taking off
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the whole costume, and who knows
who’ll come barging in here.
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OK.
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Sit down.
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Sit down.
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Let’s have it.
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[scoffs] Some dog.
What was it? A Chihuahua?
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Put your mask back on,
you look better that way.
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Cover up, I said!
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[knocking]
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[Magnifico]
Anyone home?
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Quick! Quick!
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Quick, come on!
Get rid of him.
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Uh, uh, c-come in...
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-Hello, Torbey.
Hello.
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Well? Does the lady ask me in?
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Oh, come on, Romeo.
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[mumbles]
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You gonna get plastered again?
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Well, there’s no show tonight,
is there? It’s Monday,
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would you like one?
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Oh, no, no. Thank you very much.
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I can understand, are you afraid
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the lions
will bite your head off
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if you take a drop?
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Same thing happens to me
when I take a drop.
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If you get stinking drunk,
I’m not gonna--
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Whether I do or not,
these days--
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If you have any trouble
with him, beautiful,
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you just step across
and you tell El Magnifico
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all about it.
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She’d like to,
but it’s coming on to rain.
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Well, you know, actually,
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I came over to ask you
if you got a little something
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for the stomach.
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-This is it.
-Oh, no, no.
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I’ve had such a pain
all the afternoon.
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I’ll take a look.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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I drink to genius.
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You’re nothing but an ape,
but a genius all the same.
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-You know she can draw.
-Hmm.
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Draw anything you like.
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Yeah.
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But let me tell you something,
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if she don’t see it,
she can’t draw it.
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No sell.
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Artistic integrity.
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You know, only this morning
I said to her
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"Try and draw an elephant."
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And she tried.
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Made some marks, you know?
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Dead end.
No elephant.
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Didn’t see it,
couldn’t draw it.
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Then this guy comes along
leading that elephant
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out of Sammy’s act, you know?
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[Magnifico]
Mm-hmm.
252
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,450
She takes one look,
253
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,460
grabs a piece of chalk,
254
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,420
one, two, three.
255
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,690
Elephant.
256
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,930
Great. Great. Fantastic.
257
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,460
-Here, try these.
-Oh, thank you very much.
258
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,200
If she sees ’em... pix.
If she don’t... nix.
259
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,500
Oh, that’s wonderful.
260
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,870
Well, goodnight.
261
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,170
If you feel bad later,
why don’t you--
262
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,810
Call a doctor, pal.
Better than a nurse.
263
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,110
Don’t go out in the rain, honey.
Stay right here.
264
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,250
To watch you
drink yourself stupid?
265
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,550
Not so stupid, maybe.
266
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,950
Well, goodnight, dear lady.
267
00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,890
[exhales]
268
00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:59,610
[snoring]
269
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,050
Oh, stop snoring.
270
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,690
Get back, monkey.
271
00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:20,860
Get back!
272
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,160
Back!
273
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:54,430
[metallic clanging]
274
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,100
[hammering]
275
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,220
[laughter]
276
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,830
[chattering]
277
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:38,440
[laughter continues]
278
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,660
[Leo] Hey, what’s so funny?
What’s the joke?
Let’s have a look.
279
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,130
Hey...
280
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,670
What’s that supposed to be?
My wife with El Magnifico?
281
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,140
Was that the idea?
282
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,710
Too bad you didn’t stick
to mind reading, pal,
283
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:15,940
you might’ve read the headlines.
284
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,680
[laughter]
285
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,950
[Leo] Yeah?
286
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,950
We’ll see about that. Come out!
287
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,580
-Come out!
-[man] He isn’t there now, Leo.
288
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,420
-Come on out!
-He isn’t in there!
289
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:25,650
Yeah?
290
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:26,920
Well, I know where she is.
291
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,060
But, Leo, listen!
292
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,290
You don’t understand!
293
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,590
[laughter]
294
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,500
[Carole] Hey! Shut the door,
I’m dressing.
295
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,400
[Leo]
Dressing and packing.
296
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:40,540
-Pack? Packing what?
-You’re out. You’re through.
297
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:41,740
You know what you are?
298
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,740
Leo,
you’ve drunk yourself crazy.
299
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,870
-You’re mad.
-Good and mad.
300
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,180
Boy, you’re getting packed
301
00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:48,780
and getting out.
I’m putting you on that bus.
302
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,350
-What bus?
-And getting rid of you.
303
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,750
Now, this is yours.
This. Where’s the other bag?
304
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,220
-Stop! What’s got into you?
-What’s gotten into me?
305
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,820
All right, I’ve gotten wise
to you sneaking off
306
00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,420
last night after I fell asleep!
307
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,590
You and your lion tamer!
308
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,120
Me and him? That’s a lie.
309
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,690
Yeah, you were seen, seen!
How else could’ve the monkey
310
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,030
have drawn you?
311
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,490
Oh, the slippers,
where are those shoes?
312
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,030
Leo, I swear to you,
I never set foot
313
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,830
outside this trailer,
you know me, I’m not a liar.
314
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,430
-Leo, I swear. I swear.
-Carole...
315
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,040
I swear. I never set foot
outside the trailer.
316
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,250
How’d the mud
get in these shoes?
317
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,050
Come on,
you’re getting on that bus,
318
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,620
It goes through at 12 o’clock
and you’re gonna be on it.
319
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,950
Come on! I’ve got your bag.
Now, get out! Out!
320
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:32,250
-Leo, I--
-Get out!
321
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,120
[Leo]
I said now! Keep moving!
322
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,420
Go! Out!
323
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:40,260
[chattering]
324
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,490
[Leo]
Where’s El Magnifico?
325
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,330
I’m packing his things for him.
326
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,530
That’s what I’m doing.
As requested.
327
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,300
Bert’s feeding his cats
while he’s gone.
328
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,260
Gone? Where to?
When did he leave?
329
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,500
Last night, they took him,
Bert and Fred.
330
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:21,540
Hospital. Ruptured appendix.
Wonder you didn’t hear about it.
331
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,810
Appendix?
332
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,440
Oh, in horrible agony.
333
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,080
Rolling around outside there.
334
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,510
Last night?
335
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,220
Well, that means she...
336
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,050
She couldn’t possibly have...
337
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,350
Now they’ve got him cut open.
338
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,120
Resting easy.
339
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,390
No visitors.
340
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:45,060
Now, let’s see,
he wants his new pajamas,
341
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,300
his bathrobe,
342
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:51,370
toothbrush, his hairbrush,
his comb, and his...
343
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:18,930
So that’s your game, is it?
344
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,660
That’s your little game.
345
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,130
You’d never have shaken her off.
346
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,530
Would you?
347
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,370
Men are so weak.
348
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,210
She’s gone!
349
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,880
She’s out. Like you said.
350
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,480
"Out! Out!"
351
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,910
And you and I...
352
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,220
Have I been dumb.
353
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,590
Never mind! It’s over.
354
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,060
And now...
355
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,530
You were the one that put
the mud on her shoes,
weren’t you?
356
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,670
Oh, Carole...
357
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,470
Carole...
358
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,640
You know, I forgot.
359
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:13,380
Sure...
360
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,380
Seeing you
in that skin all the time,
361
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,550
I more than half forgot
you wasn’t a monkey.
362
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,090
I know.
363
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,030
Of course.
364
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,370
You’re a woman.
365
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,570
A woman, Leo.
366
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,200
[knocking]
367
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,940
Come in.
368
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,410
[Benny]
Well...
369
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,880
There it is.
370
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,510
I might have known.
371
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,850
You know, Benny? Guys like us
who have been in show business
372
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,420
half our lives...
373
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,050
we’re the biggest suckers
of all, we’ll believe anything.
374
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:58,790
Listen, the figures I gave you
was for a genuine chimpanzee.
375
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,900
You wanted the act that brings
in the dough, didn’t you?
376
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,470
-There it is!
-Me?
377
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,530
Are you selling me?
378
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,070
Oh, no!
379
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,240
Listen, Benny,
if you don’t wanna buy her,
380
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,570
say so, and the deal’s off.
381
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,840
And as for you,
if you don’t wanna play along,
382
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:13,110
you say so,
and I’ll dump you out
383
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,340
on that road
when the school lets out.
384
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,250
There are some pretty tough kids
in that school.
385
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,280
OK.
386
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,820
Well? Which is it?
387
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,490
See?
388
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,060
I had it typed up.
389
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:31,230
The dough, the percentage,
you sign here, I sign there,
390
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,530
and you...
391
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,200
put it on and keep it on.
392
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:42,540
[circus music playing]
393
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:51,110
-Any news yet?
-No news.
394
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,050
I’ve written her three times
and haven’t gotten an answer.
395
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,550
Letters can take a while
to catch up with a person.
396
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,350
Yeah, that’s true, but sometimes
when they do catch up,
397
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:02,190
you get the brush off
all the same.
398
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,730
Ah...
399
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,670
[Maria]
Heard from Carole yet?
400
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,080
No answer to all those letters?
401
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,180
[spiteful laughter]
402
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,010
[Maria]
Not a word from Carole, eh?
403
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:52,270
That’s too bad.
Isn’t it?
404
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,780
All wrong, monkey.
Take a look at this.
405
00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:56,510
Had the idea
to write to a certain outfit
406
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:58,250
in Chicago, and it caught up
with her, see?
407
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,610
She never got the others.
408
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:02,050
So she’s coming back
to me, yeah.
409
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,490
She’s coming back to me tonight,
410
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,050
on the last bus.
411
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,490
And I’m having a celebration.
412
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,330
I’ve got a little snack,
I’ve got a bottle of champagne.
413
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,660
Her,
414
00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:12,960
me.
415
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,400
So draw a picture of that,
416
00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:19,230
monkey.
417
00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:28,680
[knocking]
418
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,080
Yes, Carole.
419
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,350
One moment.
420
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,150
I’ll be right there.
421
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,220
Benny?
422
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,490
-What is it?
-That!
423
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,960
Like you said, Leo.
424
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,000
She couldn’t draw it
unless she’d seen it first.
425
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,100
Yeah, but...
426
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,740
Benny, I...
427
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,910
I had, I had nothing to do
with Lena!
428
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,310
[gunshot]
429
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,260
Tonight’s story
had a very happy ending
430
00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:51,660
for Maria.
431
00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:54,160
She went to Paris
to study painting,
432
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,400
and is doing very well now.
433
00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:58,430
Under a different name,
of course.
434
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,600
Toulouse something or other.
435
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,870
As for Ben,
his was a happy ending, too.
436
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:08,140
Except that it has been delayed
by a 25-year sentence.
437
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,580
And speaking
of interminable sentences,
438
00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:14,050
I shall return after this one.
439
00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:18,220
[monkey gibbering]
440
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,060
I don’t know how it happened!
441
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,960
He simply outwitted me.
442
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,860
I’m afraid to ask
who’s going to the moon now.
443
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:28,830
So, until next week or later,
444
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:30,200
goodnight.
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