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Good evening and welcome
to Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
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The feature is about
to commence.
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Please, don’t be alarmed,
we are not charging admission.
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This is not paid TV.
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As usual, all we ask
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is that on those occasions
when you can’t view our show,
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that you let us know so that
we can send it to someone else.
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Please don’t be a "no show."
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This is not a hold-up.
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I wish to dramatize
the title of tonight’s play.
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Tonight’s story is called:
"Bang! You’re Dead."
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Despite the fact
this has been introduced
with my usual flippancy,
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it concerns
a very serious subject.
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And I would be doing it
a disservice if I let you
to regard it lightly.
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Now I must hurry into
the theater, for I don’t want
to miss the beginning.
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Fortunately, I have a minute
to find my seat
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before the feature starts.
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For it is proceeded by
an unselected shock subject.
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It’s the management’s way
of discouraging
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those who might stay
through more than one show.
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[boy]
Where’d you get it?
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[boy 2]
Birthday.
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How many bullets you got?
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Whole box full.
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There.
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[imitating gunshots]
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[clicks]
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What a cheesy gun!
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-Can I try yours?
-[Stephen] Nah.
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-Please?
-Nuh-uh! Go on home.
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Can’t I get in the war too,
Stevie?
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This is our war, I told you.
Go on home, half-pint.
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[imitates gunshots]
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[car honks]
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-Hi!
-Hi.
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Jackie, he’s your uncle Rick,
come from the wars.
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I’d known him if I’d met him
in a jungle.
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How are you, Jackie?
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You got your own war on?
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They won’t let me
in their war.
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Oh, they won’t, huh?
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Boo!
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-Boo!
-[man] Jackie,
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Uncle Rick was in Africa
yesterday.
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Wonderful gadget, the airplane.
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[woman]
Rick!
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-You made it.
-Sure did, sis.
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Skin and all.
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Hey, what’s going on here?
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You think you are
the only one who had
trouble with the natives?
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-Oh, brother!
-[laughs]
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What on earth is that?
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Well, that is what
the well-dressed witch doctor
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is wearing. It’s just
a little something I picked up
for you, chums.
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You home for good, really?
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Well, it’s a little tough
to do business
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in a country
that is blowing sky high.
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-Rick.
-Oh, thanks.
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[sighs]
Peace, it’s wonderful.
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Now, that little item was all
there was left.
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Just one incident.
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You might say it had
its bloodbath.
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-Bad, eh?
-Well, it’s no place
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for an innocent automobile
salesman, I’ll tell you that.
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Going to sleep every night
with a gun under your pillow...
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It leads to a certain amount
of insomnia.
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-[clicks]
-Shh!
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-Well, better days.
-And nights.
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Where is that Cleo? Nobody’s
even started the canapés...
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She’ll be here, honey.
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[imitates gunshots]
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No! I didn’t do it now, partner.
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Show Rick his room, Fred.
I’d better call.
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Oh, Rick, if you could
have stayed on,
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we wouldn’t have rushed you
into a party.
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Maybe you can make friends
and influence people.
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Well, I’ve got a couple
of connections up north,
but I can be bought.
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All right, where am I?
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-I’ll show you, Uncle Rick.
-Lead on, Wild Bill.
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[phone dialing]
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That thing gives me
the old-fashioned willies.
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I must say I don’t care for it
next to the olives.
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Conversation piece.
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Blood bath.
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Here,
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have a transfusion.
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No answer.
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I should have told Cleo
to come at her regular time.
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-But it’s not her regular day.
-[exhales]
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Nope, I never did meet Tarzan,
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I guess he must live
in another part of Africa.
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[imitates gunshots]
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[groans]
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OK, fork over.
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OK.
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-There you go.
-Gee, thanks, Uncle Rick.
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You’re welcome, Jackie.
Say, I’ve got a surprise for you
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that’ll really knock your
eye out, ol’ fella.
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You just wait till after
the party.
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-Can’t I have it now?
-Nope.
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How is it going?
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OK between shakedowns.
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-Drink it while it’s hot.
-Thanks.
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We’ve got to cheer Amy up.
She thinks the maid
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has fallen down a manhole
someplace. [laughs]
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Daddy, Uncle Rick’s got
a surprise for me.
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Well, he’s a fine, decent,
good-hearted uncle,
that’s what he is.
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Why don’t you unpack for him?
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-After you.
-Be right back, Jackie.
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[imitates gunshot]
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[imitates gunshot]
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[imitates gunshot]
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Though I guess this is
as good a way as any
to work up the people.
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I tell you, if you could
just see, or hear it,
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you’d wish you were
six years old again
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-shooting honest Injuns.
-[spins the cylinder]
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This is probably a museum piece.
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[Fred] No offense, but it
probably oughta be in a museum.
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[Amy] How could she
have left an hour ago
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and still not be here?
It only takes her
25 minutes.
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-Hands up!
-Of course,
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I know how the buses are.
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I just can’t help being upset,
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I’ve got guests arriving
in an hour.
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Don’t bother me, honey.
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-[imitates gunshot]
-[Amy] Yes, I know-- Jackie!
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Please.
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Well, let’s just hope
Cleo arrives soon.
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Thank you so much. Goodbye.
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[hangs up the phone]
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-[Fred] No luck?
-[Amy] She left an hour ago.
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It’s my fault,
I should’ve picked her up.
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[Fred] Don’t fret, honey, I have
limitless confidence in Cleo.
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-[Amy] Funny.
-[Fred] What?
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[Amy] I have the strangest
feeling something’s wrong.
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-Intuition.
-[Amy] I don’t know,
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I hope nothing’s happened
to her.
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-[imitates gunshot]
-[Fred] Jackie!
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[Amy] Run along, honey.
Go out and play.
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Yeah, why don’t you go outside
and see if you can bring down
a real, live maid, huh?
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Thanks for the surprise,
Uncle Rick.
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-[chuckles]
-[Amy] Surprise?
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[Rick] Well,
he thanks me in advance.
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Shows he has
a very trusting spirit.
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[laughs] Brought him
one of these...
Masai feather hats
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Still out in the car, isn’t it?
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Well, you know, I wanted
to give him the whole picture.
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You know, old story type
telling uncle.
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You get him off
of this Western kick
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and I’ll be glad for a change.
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[dog barking]
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Stick ’em up!
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Put them up.
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Now, just a minute,
Billy the Kid.
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I am not a Rebel soldier.
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I’m the United States Mail
and it’s against the law
to shoot me.
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-Whatchu you want?
-Nothing, I’m just practicing.
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I’ll tell you a secret.
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The real big stuff’s down
at the post office.
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Registered mail.
Jewelry, gold watches, money.
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Money? I got a lot
of money, see?
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Uncle Rick gave it to me.
I’m going to the store.
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Great. Run along now
and buy yourself
a 20 cent belly ache.
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I got to crank up the stage
and get going
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before the Injuns get me. OK?
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Sure. Bye, mailman.
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Bye, Jackie.
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[hums]
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I thought I’d give Amy
a sneak preview. Does this...?
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S-Something wrong?
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Yeah.
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[imitates gunshot]
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Hey, you got to feed him.
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-What?
-Dimes.
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In the slot there.
Ride ’em, cowboy.
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You’re sure he isn’t playing
in your backyard, Judith?
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All right. No, no,
I’ve called the Davidsons.
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Of course something’s wrong.
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He’s got his uncle’s revolver
with live ammunition.
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He thinks it’s a toy.
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Did you look at the gun he had?
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I told you, Mr. Chester,
it’s a cap gun!
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He wanted to get in our war
and I wouldn’t let him.
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I told him to go home!
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Then you didn’t see him
when he came out again?
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No, sir. I was over at Gary’s.
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I called everybody
I could think of.
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No one’s seen him since lunch.
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That settles it,
we call the police right now.
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-[car honking]
-Oh!
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I’m gonna go call the police.
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The mailman said he saw him
heading for the supermarket.
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Climb in. Hurry!
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[imitates gunshots]
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Daddy...
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-I want to ride the horsie.
-No, not now.
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I want to ride the horsie!
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Honey, the horsie’s got
a customer, can’t you see?
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Now, come on, now, don’t give
daddy a bad time. Come on.
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How about it, friend?
Give us a fast ride?
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Just once around the corral?
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-I got here first.
-I know, I know,
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but give us a break, huh?
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You know how women are
and this one’s a murder!
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-I got here first.
-I want to ride the horsie!
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Yeah, well, here.
Look, pal, there.
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Would that make it right?
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-I got here first.
-Daddy...
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Mmm... come here.
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Hey, that’s my horse!
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I know, I know,
and I’ll put you right back
on it in just a minute.
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Horse thief!
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Yeah, well, don’t be too harsh
on me, sheriff.
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00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,210
Here you go, Darlene, doll.
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-[clicks]
-[imitates shotgun]
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[clerk]
OK, run along, kids.
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This ain’t the public library.
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Keep out of mischief, huh?
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See you on television.
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[woman through PA]
George Webster
on register 7, please.
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Coming.
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I know how busy you are, but
I am just beat down to a nub.
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00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:07,860
We should’ve got this done
last week, but we just let it go
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00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,360
and let it go.
You know how you do.
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00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,700
-What can I do for you?
-Oh, she’s looking for cartons.
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Big cartons.
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All the cartons we got
are out back.
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00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,710
Oh, I saw those,
they won’t do.
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But you do have some
in the backroom
that are just perfect,
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except they’re full
of dog food or something.
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-Excuse me,
please, have you seen--?
-Just a minute, lady.
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This is a troop project,
you see.
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We are all making puppets
for the Campcraft Fair--
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I’m sorry,
but this is important.
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-Well, so is this!
-I said just a minute, lady.
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They’re for puppet theaters.
We cut up the front--
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I’ve got to find
my little boy.
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Check with the manager, please.
At the desk, aisle six.
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00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,540
-Excuse me.
-Just a minute, please.
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Can I have
your driver’s license, please?
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All right, take it to
the cashier on number three.
242
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,780
-Yes, ma’am.
-Would you please make
an announcement?
243
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,720
My little boy is around here
someplace and with a--
244
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,350
[phone ringing]
245
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,160
Jensen. Yeah.
How many cases?
246
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,740
Hands up!
247
00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:57,070
Oh, come on, you wouldn’t
shoot a girl, would you?
248
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,340
Sure, I would. Watch.
249
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,210
-How’s that?
-Mmm!
250
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,580
More?
251
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,410
Mmm.
252
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,320
That’s why you outlaws
are so mean,
you’re always hungry!
253
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,520
Never saw an outlaw shoot
anybody on a full stomach.
254
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,590
Now, you tell your mommy
we have six different kinds
of Jiffy Snacks.
255
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,520
All she has to do
is open the can, OK?
256
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,790
-Uh-huh.
-What’s your name?
257
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,500
-Jackie.
-Bye, Jackie.
258
00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,760
Bye.
259
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:26,600
Please! Please,
this is an emergency!
260
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,300
I want you to make
an announcement!
261
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,510
You want to ride this pony,
you take your turn.
262
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:33,680
[manager on PA]
Your attention, please.
263
00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:35,080
We have a missing boy named--
264
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,310
[loud buzzing of machine]
265
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,350
He’s five years old,
wearing a straw cowboy hat.
266
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,060
His mother is waiting here,
at the desk on aisle six.
267
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:50,260
Jackie Chester, five years old.
268
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:52,790
Please send him to the desk
on aisle six.
269
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,960
I just saw him down
on aisle eight.
270
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,730
He was sitting right there
loading his gun.
271
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:05,370
Why that’s a real bullet.
272
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,640
Yes, it is.
273
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,550
Jackie!
Jackie, this is mother!
274
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,720
Somebody just saw him
out on the parking lot.
275
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,390
[Amy]
Jackie!
276
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,130
-Any luck?
-He’s out here somewhere,
277
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,260
somebody just saw him.
278
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,800
-[loud bang]
-Oh, Fred...
279
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:31,270
[Fred]
Come on!
280
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,530
Jackie!
281
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,100
-[Rick] Did you hear that?
-[loud bang]
282
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,870
[Fred]
Over there!
283
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,440
-[Amy] Jackie!
-[Fred] Jackie!
284
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,350
[loud bangs]
285
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,520
-[Cleo] Who’s that?
-Me.
286
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,350
Where’s everybody, honey?
287
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,720
I don’t know.
288
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,600
Stick ’em up, Cleo!
289
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,560
Oh, I got no time to play
games, swettie pie.
290
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,370
Your mother’s probably
fit to be tied.
291
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,230
Uncle Rick gave me this.
292
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,600
You can put bullets in it,
just like real.
293
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,510
Did he tell you
all about Africa?
294
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,910
Tarzan doesn’t live there.
295
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,610
-[Cleo] He moved?
-I don’t know.
296
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,610
He probably got himself
crippled up,
297
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,050
swinging on trees
the way he does.
298
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,880
Found himself a nice,
quiet cave and settled down.
299
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,020
Nobody will play war with me.
300
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,290
I’ll play with you tomorrow.
301
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,720
Stick ’em up, Cleo!
302
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,530
You put that down, Jackie.
303
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,060
-I told you I can’t play now.
-Make me.
304
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,330
Why you little rapscallion!
[laughs]
305
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,870
If I get my hands on you,
Jackie, I bet I--
306
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,820
[sighs]
307
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,550
I ought to have
my head examined.
308
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,350
That won’t help us now.
309
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,090
I don’t know what happened,
my mind just went blank
or something.
310
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:35,090
If anyone gets hurt--
If Jackie...
311
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:39,530
Sitting here crucifying
ourselves is not going
to solve anything.
312
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,700
Let’s go call the police.
313
00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:43,230
Stick ’em up, Cleo!
314
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,630
OK, you go ahead and shoot me.
315
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:49,270
-Will you tell Mom?
-[Cleo] Sure I’ll tell her.
316
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:52,340
I’ll tell her
how you tormented me
with a cowboy gun
317
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:54,210
and wouldn’t mind me
for sour apples.
318
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,440
That’s what I’ll tell her.
319
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,580
I’ll shoot you, Cleo.
I’ll shoot you.
320
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:00,920
It’s all right with me.
321
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,450
I made my peace
with the Almighty.
322
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,390
Go on, blaze away.
323
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,290
-[Fred] Jackie!
-[gunshot]
324
00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:14,830
[exclamation]
Cleo!
325
00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:16,460
-It’s a real gun!
-You’re not hurt?
326
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,470
[Jackie]
It banged, Daddy!
327
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,070
No.
328
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:21,940
-Oh!
-Mommy! Mommy!
329
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,190
After an experience like that,
330
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,790
we need something
to break the spell.
331
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:47,600
And I have just the thing.
I should rejoin you in a moment.
332
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,540
On rare occasions,
we have stories on this program
333
00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:58,610
which do not lend themselves
to levity.
334
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,440
"Bang! You’re Dead"
is a case in point.
335
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,480
We only hope that this play
has dramatized for parents
336
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,750
the importance of keeping
firearms and ammunition
337
00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:10,920
out of reach of children.
338
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:15,120
Accidents of this type occur
far too frequently nowadays.
339
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,560
And the tragic fact is that,
with proper precaution,
340
00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:20,460
they could be avoided.
341
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,360
That is all for tonight.
342
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,070
Please join us next week
343
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,930
when we shall return
with another story.
344
00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:28,600
Until then, goodnight.
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