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Good evening.
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We decided to utilize
assembly line methods
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in the making of our shows.
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Mine is the last operation.
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You will notice
one of our productions
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coming along now.
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A sprinkle or so
of saccharine.
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A little pruning.
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A... one, two commercials...
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three commercials.
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I-- here’s another one.
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I can see
this is going to keep me
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quite busy.
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In the meantime,
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suppose you look at one
of the finished products.
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[door closes]
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-Good morning.
-[man] Morning.
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Can we be of assistance?
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Well, uh... yes,
I’d like some information.
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But of course.
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You have lost a loved one.
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Well, it’s rather difficult
to talk about.
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Well, of course.
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Shall we step
into the counseling room?
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Thank you.
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Please sit down.
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Now...
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I’d like some information...
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well, about a funeral.
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Well, of course,
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at a time like this,
the bereaved
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usually has a number
of questions.
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Now, I think
you’ll find it easier
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if we fill out this form.
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A form?
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For the necessary details.
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The disposition
of the remains,
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the name of the deceased,
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and so on.
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Um, could that wait
for later?
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I-I’m really interested
in the arrangements.
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Oh, certainly.
I-I understand exactly.
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Shall we start
with the casket, then?
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Well, if it’s customary.
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Why, certainly.
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We always want our clients
to know exactly
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what they are getting.
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Shall we step this way?
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[Simms] Now,
here’s our Dignity service.
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This model has been
most popular with our clients.
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This model, not including
a floral selection,
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and a gift to the officiate,
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would cost $2600.
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2600?
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Too expensive?
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Well, then. Never mind.
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Over here we have something
a little bit cheaper.
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It’s scaled to meet
the needs of everyone.
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The Peerless model.
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It combines simplicity
with good taste.
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Well, actually...
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what I had in mind
was something more...
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colorful.
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You mean something
more elaborate?
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Yes.
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Oh, in that case...
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allow me to recommend this.
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Our Supremacy service.
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The casket of finest mahogany,
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with bronzed embellishments
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and lined with quilted satin.
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Our private chapel
banked with flowers.
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[Simms] Music
by the finest organist
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in the city.
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A service, if I may say so,
fit for a king.
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And, of course,
is only $4,780.
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Think of it as a last tribute
to your loved one.
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I’ll take it.
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You will never regret
the Supremacy service.
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Now...
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for a few necessary details,
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what physician signed
the death certificate.
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Oh, I’m afraid there isn’t
any death certificate.
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-No death certificate?
-No.
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Well, this is most irregular.
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W-What is the name
of the deceased?
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Well,
there isn’t any deceased...
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yet.
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And then, Leonard,
I had to get up
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and I had to drag myself,
just as sick as I am
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all the way
to the front door...
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Mr. Compson...
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-[parrot screeching]
-...and it was that man
from the cleaners...
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Oh, Cicero, honey, now, shh.
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Mama is talking.
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Leonard?
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No. Listen to me.
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He wanted the bill
for the last two months.
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Now, I gave you the money
for that bill, Leonard,
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what did you do with it?
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Did you spend it
at that terrible
old curio shop?
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Because if you did, Leonard,
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now, I’ve told you
if you waste
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any more of our money
that way...
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-[Cicero screeches]
-Oh, Cicero, now hush, now.
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Shh...
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Leonard?
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Elsie, I haven’t been
in Mr. Bradshaw’s shop
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-for a couple of months.
-[typewriter clacking]
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And to--
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You must know the truth.
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There was a collection
made in the office
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for one of the girls
who had an accident.
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Well, of course
I gave it to them.
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I don’t want them to think
that my wife
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just only gave me
lunch money!
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No, Elsie, I...
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I didn’t mean it that way.
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If you would only
listen to me, I--
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[secretary] Mr. Compson?
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Hold it. Yes?
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Mr. Andrews is waiting.
It’s very urgent.
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Yes. I know.
I’ll be right there.
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Thank you.
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Elsie, I can’t talk
to you now.
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I’ll call you back.
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All right, Leonard. You go.
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But don’t think
that I’m going to forget this.
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You have no idea
of the value of money.
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I have to drum it into you?
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You’re going to have
to realize that money
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doesn’t grow on trees.
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[drawer opening
and paper rustling]
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Mr. Bradshaw?
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Hello?
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Mr. Bradshaw?
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Oh.
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Well, Mr. Compson.
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Haven’t seen you
in quite some time.
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Well, your door
was unlocked.
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Well, I was about
to close up.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, if you are closing,
maybe I better come back
another time.
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Oh, no.
I wouldn’t hear of it.
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As a matter of fact,
I’ve been wanting
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to get a hold of you
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Show you some stuff
that I got in here.
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Oh, good.
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Here. Take a look
at this witch doctor’s mask.
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It comes from Solomon Islands.
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Ugly thing, isn’t it?
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Yes.
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A ceremonial mask?
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Yes. It’s used
in the head hunting dance
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before the tribe sets out
to lop the noggins
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off a few of their neighbors.
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Would you like to have it,
Mr. Compson?
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No, thanks.
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I’ve already bought
two masks from you
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[chuckles] So you have.
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Howsoever, here’s a little item
that you might enjoy.
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It’s a blowgun
made by African pygmies.
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Shoots poisoned darts.
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Poisoned darts?
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The genuine article. Here.
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You see that brown goo,
there, on the tip?
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-Oh, yes.
-That’s the poison.
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I got this
from a French sailor.
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Haven’t even had a chance
to clean it off yet.
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The pygmy blows.
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[blowing]
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The dart hits a monkey
up in a tree,
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down comes the monkey,
deader than a doornail.
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Just a scratch
is all it takes.
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Really?
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-As quick as that?
-Yep.
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-As a matter of fact, maybe I--
-Oh,
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I couldn’t sell it to you
till I cleaned it up.
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Can’t go around selling people
poisoned darts, now, could I?
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No. I guess not.
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Howsoever...
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if you want me to,
I can lay it away for you.
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No. I’m just looking today.
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To tell the truth,
my wife doesn’t like my hobby.
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[chuckles] Women,
they just don’t seem
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to have the spirit
of adventure, do they,
Mr. Compson?
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No, they sure don’t.
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But as long as you are here,
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let me show you a couple
of beauties
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I got in from Persia.
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Here.
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Take it. Hold it.
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Fell that balance.
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And it’s just as sharp
as a razor.
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Why, it could go into a man
like cutting hot butter.
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Yeah,
but once you got it in...
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how would you get it out?
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I think this will help you,
Mrs. Compson.
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Thank you, Dr. Maxwell.
I know it will.
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But I’d like you to stop in
again tomorrow, just to check.
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Yes, of course.
If you want me to.
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Oh, I do, because, doctor...
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you don’t know
how I suffer sometimes.
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You know that for 15 years
I’ve been an invalid
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because of him.
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Ever since he took me
on that horrible trip
to Haiti.
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Haiti?
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Yes.
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Oh, that’s where I had
my accident.
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He insisted
that I go with him
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and I climb some old ruins.
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And I got dizzy and I fell.
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And I was in
a cast for months.
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And then this pain started...
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Doctor?
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Do you think
if I got some heat treatments,
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it would help?
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Well, Mrs. Compson,
if you take my advice--
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[knocking on the door]
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Leonard, is that you?
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Well? come in.
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You’re late, Leonard.
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I had a few thing
to attend to.
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This is Dr. Maxwell
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Doctor, my husband.
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-How do you do, Mr. Compson?
-[Leonard] How do you do?
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I’m glad I had the chance
to meet you.
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I was just telling your wife
I think she ought to have
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a little exercise,
such as walking.
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Dr. Maxwell
has been so encouraging.
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Thank you.
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Until tomorrow, Doctor.
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Right, Mrs. Compson.
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[door closes]
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I brought you milk.
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Another new doctor, Elsie?
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You really don’t want me
to get well, do you, Leonard?
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Years ago Dr. Barnes said
you should have some exercise.
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[Elsie] Never mind
what Dr. Barnes said.
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You’re disappointed
because Dr. Maxwell
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is going to help me.
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You’d just rather I would die.
Wouldn’t you, Leonard?
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How can you say
such a thing?
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You think I don’t know it?
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Ever since you dragged me off
to that horrible trip to Haiti,
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you’ve been wanting me dead.
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So you could go on your trip
to the south seas
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or the Orient or any one
of those nasty,
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little foreign countries.
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Elsie, I’m sorry
about the accident.
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I know it’s my fault.
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You go to that curio shop,
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and you get out of there
and you think
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you’re Leonard Compson,
Great White hunter,
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or something
equally idiotic.
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Leonard, you’re pathetic.
You couldn’t kill a mouse.
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[exhales]
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I might surprise you, Elsie.
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The only way
that you could surprise me
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is to act like a man.
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00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,470
And you’re going to have to.
262
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:35,280
You’re going to have to ask
for a raise.
263
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:37,650
You’re going to have
to make more money.
264
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,950
You’re going to have to hire
a real housekeeper
265
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:42,080
because I’m sick of
your cooking and I’m sick
266
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,490
of that sloppy cleaning woman
who comes here only
once a week.
267
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:54,300
You’re going to have
to take care of me, Leonard,
268
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,830
the way a husband
should take care of a wife
269
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,770
that he has made a cripple of.
270
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:04,040
You know what Dr. Maxwell
said to me?
271
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,140
He said
that if I take care of myself,
272
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,080
I can live another 30 years.
273
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,950
You hear that, Leonard?
274
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,520
Another 30 years.
275
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,290
Oh, Mr. Simms.
276
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:28,660
[Simms] What? Mr. Compson.
277
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,600
Mr. Simms, I want you to handle
all the details.
278
00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:33,070
Well, fine.
279
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,700
Do you still want
the Supremacy service?
280
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,640
Yes.
281
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:37,340
And here...
282
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:41,080
is $4,780 in cash.
283
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,780
I want $4,780
of Simms service.
284
00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:47,080
Why, quite so,
Mr. Compson. Quite so.
285
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,420
You will be
completely satisfied.
286
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,990
We will outdo ourselves.
287
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,620
I’m counting on that.
288
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,120
Now,
for a few necessary details.
289
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,160
What is the name
of the deceased?
290
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,030
You don’t have to worry
about that now.
291
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:05,570
Here is the address, I want you
to come by tomorrow evening
292
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,840
to collect the party.
293
00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:11,240
Yes, but, uh...
this is most irregular.
294
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:13,740
Shall we say tomorrow evening,
at 8:00?
295
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,740
-8:00?
-Sharp.
296
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,930
[kid] Look out, Mr. Compson.
I can’t stop.
297
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,330
[Leonard] All right,
I’ve got you, here you go.
298
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,460
-There we are.
-[clattering]
299
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,560
Thanks, Mr. Compson.
300
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,070
You almost took a tumble.
301
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,500
You dropped something.
302
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,870
Oh, thank you.
303
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,940
What is it?
304
00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:44,640
[exhales] Well...
305
00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,410
Billy, that’s called
an amulet.
306
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,740
That’s a good luck piece
for somebody going on a trip.
307
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,980
You’re going on a trip?
308
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,350
Yes, I am.
309
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,980
I’d like to go on a trip.
310
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,680
[Leonard] Billy,
you are on a trip.
311
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,650
Me?
312
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,090
Of course.
313
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,490
You know, every day
can be a new adventure.
314
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,390
Someplace else to go,
315
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,590
somewhere new to see.
316
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,460
And even if you have
to stay here in one place,
317
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,860
there are books and pictures
318
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,600
that can take you to
the far corners of the Earth.
319
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,700
And you know, Billy?
320
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:15,840
It could be
a wonderful adventure,
321
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:18,770
but you must be careful
not to take the wrong turn or...
322
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,940
you’ll end up
in a stagnant swamp.
323
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,650
And there’s no way out.
324
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,110
You try not to do that.
325
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,780
I don’t understand.
326
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,590
Well, I guess
I was thinking out loud.
327
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,860
I have to go, Billy,
take care.
328
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,160
Goodbye, Mr. Compson.
329
00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:37,930
Have a nice trip.
330
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,260
Hey, Mr. Compson?
331
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,860
If you like to travel,
332
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,500
maybe you’d like
to come to see the movie.
333
00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:45,130
What movie is that?
334
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,770
At our school.
It’s about India.
335
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,070
My teacher gave me
six tickets to sell.
336
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,910
They’re only 50 cents each.
337
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,540
Is that all? Well...
338
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,080
-[coins clattering]
-...I think I can afford that.
339
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,550
-Let’s see, now.
-Thanks, Mr. Compson.
340
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,250
They’re the first ones
I’ve sold.
341
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,020
All right. So long.
342
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,350
Hey, Mr. Compson!
343
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,720
You forgot your tickets.
344
00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,580
Here’s some tickets
for you, Mrs. Compson!
345
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:33,210
[Elsie] Billy Howard.
Get off my lawn.
346
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,350
But I have some tickets
for you, it’s a movie
at our school.
347
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,050
I’m not interested.
348
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:39,490
Now, you know you children
are forbidden
349
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,920
to come on my lawn.
350
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,730
But Mr. Compson already paid
for these tickets.
351
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,160
It’s a movie about India,
tomorrow night.
352
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,300
I said I wasn’t interested.
353
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:51,970
Mr. Compson knows
that I never go out.
354
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,340
I can’t.
I’m not well enough.
355
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:57,610
Now go on, use the walk.
356
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,540
If you’re not well enough,
how can you go on a trip?
357
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,010
What trip?
358
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,250
What are you talking about?
359
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:10,020
[Billy] Mr. Compson told me
he was going on a trip.
360
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,020
He did, did he?
361
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,590
And where is this trip to?
362
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:16,490
He just said as far away
from here as he could get.
363
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,090
Where’s that?
364
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:22,260
It’s no place at all.
365
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,070
He isn’t going anywhere.
366
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,340
[man] Thank you.
367
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,720
Excuse me...
368
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,050
do you have some rat poison?
369
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,090
Yes, sir.
370
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,390
If you have rats,
this will take care of them.
371
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:54,330
Uh... is that painless?
372
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,970
[chuckles] I don’t know,
I never took any.
373
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,830
Ah. Of course.
374
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,040
I’m really looking
for something
that’s painless and quick.
375
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,110
It sounds like you’re planning
a mercy killing.
376
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,840
[chuckles]
377
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,410
Here’s what you want.
378
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,480
Now, this is the newest stuff.
379
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:12,680
They’ll never know
what hit them.
380
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,650
I see.
381
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,120
-All right--
-Before you can buy that,
382
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:19,850
though, you have to sign
a register.
383
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,620
Oh, what’s the reason
for that?
384
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,330
Oh, it’s nothing serious,
385
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,760
it’s just so we can keep track.
That’s all.
386
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,530
Oh, I see. Good.
387
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,420
[Elsie] Leonard?
388
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:51,790
Leonard, is that you?
I want to talk to you.
389
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,050
Yes. I’ll be right in.
390
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,280
How did you get in?
I didn’t hear
the front door open.
391
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,120
[exhales]
392
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,520
I came in through the kitchen.
393
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,090
Sneaked in, you mean.
394
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,560
Where have you been?
395
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,930
I had to work late
at the office.
396
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,330
You never had
to work late before.
397
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,070
Your job
isn’t that important.
398
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,670
I had to make
some final arrangements.
399
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,270
For your wonderful trip?
400
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,770
My trip?
401
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,670
I heard all about it.
402
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,980
Billy Howard told me.
403
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:50,610
Now, Leonard,
you can forget
all about that.
404
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,150
There’s no money
being spent around here
405
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:55,280
on any trip.
406
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:55,950
Well...
407
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,550
[chuckles]
408
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,220
...it’s too late
to change my plans.
409
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,830
I’ve quit my job.
410
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,560
-You what?
-That’s right.
411
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,400
It’s something
I should have done
a long time ago.
412
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,730
Oh, look at this.
413
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,800
Here’s the insurance policy.
414
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,110
$5,000, I’ve cashed it in.
415
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:21,240
And I’ve already spent
$4,780 of it.
416
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,080
-You’re lying.
-Oh, no. I’m not.
417
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,220
Job is gone.
The insurance is gone.
418
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:31,750
There’s $220 left
of that money and $20
in our savings account.
419
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,190
There would’ve been more,
of course,
420
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,260
but you spent every cent
I’ve ever earned on medicine
421
00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:38,090
and doctors, for that illness
you seem to enjoy so much--
422
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,290
Something’s happening to you.
423
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,500
You’re having
a nervous breakdown--
424
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:42,600
I’m not having
a nervous breakdown!
425
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,740
At last I’ve realized
what I have to do.
426
00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:48,100
Anything would be better
than to spend
427
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,300
another 30 years
of the kind of life
428
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:50,910
I’ve been living with you.
429
00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:53,170
You’ve been over that accident
in Haiti 15 years ago.
430
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,210
You’re as strong as a horse.
431
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,740
Stop that. You stop it.
432
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,010
And you stop being idiotic.
You’re not going anyplace
433
00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,880
because I won’t let you.
434
00:21:59,910 --> 00:22:01,580
There’s nothing
you can do about it.
435
00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:05,450
I don’t know
where I’m going exactly,
436
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,360
but any place
would be better than this.
437
00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:08,690
[Elsie] You’re out
of your mind.
438
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,590
[doorbell rings]
439
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,400
There’s someone at the door.
You’d better answer it.
440
00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:15,800
Me, answer it?
441
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,330
Didn’t you hear what I said?
Answer that door!
442
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,600
All right, Leonard.
443
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,240
-Hurry up!
-All right.
444
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:45,090
Good evening, madam.
445
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,730
[Elsie] What is it?
446
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,700
We have come for the body,
as instructed.
447
00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:51,270
[Elsie] The body?
448
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,470
Yes, madam.
449
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:55,100
Leonard?
450
00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:30,610
that the appearance
of a suicide on our program
451
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,410
in no way constitutes
an endorsement of this
452
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,280
as a solution
to life’s problems.
453
00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:39,210
There are many better means
to get out
454
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,280
of a difficult situation.
455
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,550
Money, for example.
456
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,220
And now, I shall return
in a moment.
457
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,230
That is all for tonight.
458
00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,870
I wonder if we could leave out
commercials now and then.
459
00:24:03,770 --> 00:24:06,710
Big Brother never sleeps.
460
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:08,080
Goodnight.
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