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Oh, good evening.
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I am sure there’s a question
in everyone’s mind.
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You are all wondering how
I have managed to overcome
the help problem.
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The secret lies in offering
fringe benefits--
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on the job training,
things like that.
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These items don’t cost much,
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and what I spend on them,
I save on costumes.
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Seriously, this is certainly
not an honest picture of life
in Hollywood.
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We do believe in being
comfortable while we work,
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but we never eat grapes
during business hours.
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Tonight’s story is entitled
"The Greatest Monster
of Them All,"
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which certainly should be a cue
for the sponsor to speak up.
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[piano playing]
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Knock it off!
Can’t you see I’m reading?
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What’s the matter, Hal?
There’s got to be silence
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every time you stick your nose
in the racing form?
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This isn’t a racing form, Morty.
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This is a book on,
you should excuse
the expression, entomology.
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-Ento what?
-Entomology, stupid.
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-The study of insects.
-Insects? I don’t get it.
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Neither do I, but I will.
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Got to find me a bug.
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So for this you need a book?
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Please.
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-Good morning, Mr. Ballew.
-Morning.
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Take a look around,
the joint is full of bugs.
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A fine movie studio
you rented.
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When they built this place,
Lionel Berrymore was playing
juveniles.
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Never mind how it looks,
I am getting it cheap.
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You get everything cheap,
boss.
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This I got to hand you.
When it comes to cheap,
you’re a genius.
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Yes. Every day in every way.
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Forty grand this one cost you,
and it grossed over
half a million.
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Well, like I say,
pure genius.
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[Hal] Knock it off!
Find me a bug.
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So, what you need a bug for?
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For the next movie, stupid!
Bugs are box-office.
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You want to make
a monster movie today?
We got to have a bug.
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You mean like a...
giant spider.
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Or... a scorpion, huh?
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Sure, only they all been used.
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I need a new one.
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Say, how about
a giant cockroach?
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Not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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[spitting]
No, I couldn’t.
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It ain’t in good taste.
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So let Logan
dream up something.
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He’s your writer, isn’t he?
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That rummy!
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Didn’t he almost win
an Oscar once?
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He used to be
real artsy-craftsy.
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[Hal] All I know
is he works cheap.
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Oh...
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Oh, Freddie-boy!
We’ve just been dropping
your name.
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-[feigned laugh] How clumsy.
-Hey!
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You loaded?
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No, of course not.
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[feigned laugh]
I never drink on the job.
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Only after.
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So you are on the job.
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Show me the pages.
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Well, I haven’t been able
to do anything yet,
Mr. Ballew.
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You... said you’d have
to decide on a giant insect.
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That’s what’s bugging him.
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-Get it?
-Shut up.
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Look, you’re such
a hotshot writer,
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you find me a monster bug.
That’s your business.
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Yeah, I guess you’re right.
That’s my business, all right.
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Fred Logan,
boy monster-bug-finder.
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Never mind with the sarcasm.
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All I want out of you
is script.
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All right, so sue me!
I am unable to think
of a new type bug!
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All right,
so never mind the bug.
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Let’s play for
the high-school audience.
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Oh, you mean you want
to change it to
an adolescent theme now?
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No, like I said,
high-school kids.
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What do you say, Logan?
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Think you can come up
with a high-school background?
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We got all those kids,
young, full of life.
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Play them against death.
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Find me an angle.
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OK, I think I can.
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Ernst Von Kroft.
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Ernst Von Kroft,
the greatest monster
of them all!
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Sure, I remember!
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That’s how they
used to bill him,
back in the ’30s!
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Haven’t seen him around
for years.
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He’s been
in retirement lately, Hal,
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but this could make a great
comeback vehicle for him.
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Sure, that’s the bit!
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The comeback!
Milk it for publicity!
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He’s too old to act.
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Who cares?
He’s still a big name
with the horror department.
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I bet I can get him cheap!
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And look, Morty,
you wouldn’t have to use him
throughout the picture, see?
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Just in one or two key scenes.
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You give me the treatment.
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I’ll take care
of Ernst Von Kroft.
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[starts playing
funeral march]
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Now we got something
working for us.
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Darling,
they’re playing our song.
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[continues playing]
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[Morty] Now, get rolling
with it, huh?
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[Hal] Morty!
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There’s somebody
I’d like to have you meet.
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Have you got a surprise!
[laughs]
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Morty Lenton,
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this is Ernst Von Kroft.
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Great pleasure, Mr. Lenton.
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Morty is the name.
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We don’t go for the formal bit
around here.
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Just one big happy family,
eh, Hal?
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You make with the acting,
I make with the directing,
and no problems, see?
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Our main idea
is to bring your picture
as quickly as possible.
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The less retakes,
the better.
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And cheaper too.
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Oh, I quite understand.
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Oh, things have changed
since the last time
I worked in this studio.
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I made some of my
biggest pictures here.
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Yeah, sure.
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Of course you might
as well get
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one thing straight
right now, Mr. Von Kroft.
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This isn’t exactly going
to be a big picture.
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Strictly a low-budget deal.
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But it can be
a very good picture,
Mr. Lenton.
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Great films are not made
with money,
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they are made with love,
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with care, with integrity,
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and together we can create
a horror picture
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in the great tradition!
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Not with the writer we got.
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He ain’t no Edgar Albert Poe.
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Writers like Poe
we can’t afford anyway.
[laughs]
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Times change, Mr. Von Kroft.
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Do they?
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Gentlemen,
in this very studio,
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30 years ago,
I played a monster.
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I can make that monster...
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walk again.
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[inhales]
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[Morty screams]
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[groaning]
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Fine! Marvelous! Bravo!
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That is wonderful,
Mr. Von Kroft!
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-Don’t you agree, Morty?
-Yeah, sure!
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I’ve been thinking
about my characterization.
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There are a few touches
I might add.
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I’d like to use
my own makeup.
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Wonderful! Go ahead.
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Maybe you could play it
without teeth!
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A toothless vampire?
Wouldn’t that be
a little odd, Mr. Lenton?
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If you--
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That Morty is always
in there with the rib.
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You go ahead,
Mr. Von Kroft.
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Work on makeup
anyway you like.
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Mind waiting for me
in the makeup room?
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-Oh, of course.
-I got a few things
to go over with Morty.
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-It’ll only take a minute.
-Yeah.
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Morty.
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Morty! [keys clinking]
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-Where is he?
-He’s gone.
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Well? What do you think?
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I told you to let me run
a test on him first.
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This guy is strictly cornball.
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But when he did the monster
for us, it was--
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Ha...
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Don’t tell me you went
for his speech
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about the great tradition
and all that jazz.
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You want a picture that is
a solid grosser,
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not one of them
cockamamie art films!
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All right, Morty, all right.
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Do it your way. [laughs]
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You haven’t missed yet.
[laughs]
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[man]
How about some coffee?
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Good morning,
good morning.
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You’re looking very well
this morning.
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Let me see
your makeup, darling.
Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
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-[Morty] Freddie!
-Yeah, just a minute, Morty.
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-A new fit.
-Come on, Lara. Bye-bye.
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More fangs, dear.
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[metal clanking]
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[man] Yeah.
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-Yes, Master.
-I’ve been waiting for you, boy.
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Got that new dialogue
for this scene?
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-Mm-hm, right here.
-Let me see.
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OK.
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Lara, darling, you and Pops
run through these changes.
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Go ahead.
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[chattering]
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Mr. Von Kroft....
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Krofty boy.
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Von Kroft?
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Mr. Von Kroft?
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-Here I am.
-Oh!
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[panting]
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Don’t be afraid, my dear.
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There’s no need
to be afraid of me.
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[nervous laugh]
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-You smell of death.
-Death?
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I bring you life!
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-Eternal--
-No, no, no!
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-No, please, no!
-One kiss
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and you shall join me...
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-[panting] No...
-...to live forever.
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[Lara] No, no! Please, no!
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No!
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[clapping continues]
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OK, you got the idea.
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You think it’ll play,
Freddie-boy?
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Oh, I think that Mr. Von Kroft
could inspire terror
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just by reciting the alphabet.
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You two don’t know each other,
do you?
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This is Fred Logan.
He wrote the screenplay.
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Very fine job, Mr. Logan.
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-Very fine job.
-Look, Mr. Von Kroft,
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you and Lara go over it again
and think of some business, huh?
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-Yes, yes.
-You like?
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-Von Kroft? He looks great!
-Never mind him, I mean the set.
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Oh, the set.
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Oh, that dummy up there, Morty.
That looks pretty phony.
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You know how the boss
is about money.
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You want he should pay
fifty bucks to some stunt man
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just to hang there all day?
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-Morty...
-Huh?
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...these changes
you had me make in the scene,
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why all this dialogue?
I thought it would play better
with just action.
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Never mind what you thought,
I want some close shots
of Von Kroft.
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But why? It doesn’t make
any sense!
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I ain’t asking for opinions.
What I want is cooperation.
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And you better give it to me,
Freddie-boy,
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if you want to keep on eating.
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All right, all right!
Quiet, everybody! Quiet!
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OK, you two know what to do.
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Now, Lara,
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you stand over
next to the grave.
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No, no-no, not like that!
You are supposed to be
a high-school kid!
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Like this! [scream]
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You are out in a graveyard
alone at midnight.
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Big deal!
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What in the world is a girl
doing in a graveyard
at midnight and alone, yet?
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Just do like the script
calls for.
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And would you get rid
of that gum?
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[sighs] Yes, Master.
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[ironic laugh]
Now, Mr. Von Kroft,
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00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,450
when she discovers you
in this scene, you are lying
in the coffin.
247
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,450
Would you mind just trying it
for size?
248
00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:26,230
-How does it feel? OK?
-Oh, yes, Mr. Lenton.
249
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:29,400
This will be a great picture.
A great picture.
250
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,610
I’ve been away a long time.
251
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,410
But now...
252
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:39,850
I have come home.
253
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,730
[plays "Funeral march"
incorrectly]
254
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,660
[finishes notes]
255
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,330
Hey, kid!
256
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,770
Long time no see.
257
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,370
Not since you wrapped up
the picture.
258
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,340
How’d you like to write me
another?
259
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,940
I wouldn’t.
260
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,470
We’ll see.
261
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,840
Come, let me pour you a drink.
262
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,080
I think that we can bring in
a sequel fast and cheap.
263
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:13,050
I haven’t stocked
the graveyard set.
264
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,180
We can get Lara Lee and old...
what’s his name?
265
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,690
Von Kroft.
266
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,690
How is he?
267
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,060
Uh... I haven’t seen him.
268
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:24,790
Gave him a ring tonight.
Told him to catch the pic
down the street.
269
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,430
We’re opening cold
at the nabes all over town.
270
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:28,760
I haven’t seen it yet myself.
271
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,830
Morty did a great job.
That’s why I called you.
272
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,070
Hustle over and see it.
And take notes.
273
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,710
-Notes? Are you kidding?
-This is Friday night!
274
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:40,310
Great kid audience.
Everything that sets them off,
you make a note of it.
275
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,640
Do a scene just like it
in the sequel.
276
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,080
Aren’t you going to be there?
277
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,820
Are you kidding?
278
00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:49,150
I’ve got a weak stomach.
279
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,920
Morty is coming here later.
280
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:53,420
We’ll look over the sets,
see what we can save.
281
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,560
So hurry over
and catch the show.
282
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,360
And remember,
I want lots of notes.
283
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:00,760
Yeah.
284
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,570
[eerie music playing]
285
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,780
[odd, squeaky voice]
Don’t be afraid, my dear.
286
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:57,820
[laughs]
287
00:15:57,850 --> 00:16:00,460
There’s no need to be
afraid of me.
288
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:06,290
No one will dare to harm you
while I am here.
289
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,460
[laughter continues
throughout]
290
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,370
I shall protect you always.
291
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,210
You smell of death.
292
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,310
Death? I bring you life!
293
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,880
Eternal life.
294
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:24,350
[laughs continue]
295
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:29,350
One kiss and you shall join me
to live forever.
296
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:32,050
Look at me.
Look into my eyes.
297
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:35,690
I need your warmth,
but the grave is cold.
298
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,530
And you are life.
299
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:42,900
And you are mine,
now and for eternity.
300
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:44,970
[moaning]
301
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,440
-Shh!
-[boy] Sit down, Pops.
302
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,020
[mumbling]
303
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,130
[knocks]
304
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:21,370
[drunken voice] Von Kroft?
305
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,410
[mumbles]
306
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,110
[bottle clinks]
307
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,690
Oh.
308
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,950
Oh.
309
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,060
Oh...
310
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,660
[heavy breathing]
311
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,230
Why are you sitting here
in the dark?
312
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,960
This is where I belong.
313
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,430
In the dark, alone.
314
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:55,100
Oh, come on, now!
315
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,640
Come on, it’s not that bad.
316
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,240
Did you see
the picture tonight?
317
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,880
Yes.
318
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:05,150
Then you know it is that bad.
319
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:08,820
What you need is a drink, see?
320
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:11,550
-I bought a bottle.
-No, thanks.
321
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,860
That won’t help.
322
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:16,890
Well...
323
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,090
it helps me!
324
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,560
Helps me.
325
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,500
Do you mind?
326
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:34,080
See, the reason I...
came over here,
327
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,640
and to see ya...
328
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,120
I want to explain.
329
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:44,450
I’ve been sitting here
ever since I came home.
330
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:48,590
Trying to think
of an explanation.
331
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,230
Forget about it.
That’s my advice.
332
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,930
They did it deliberately.
333
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,770
Why? Why?
334
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,400
Your friend, the director,
335
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,740
was so convincing.
336
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,680
Said he needed
all those close-ups of me.
337
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,310
And you agreed.
338
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,820
I didn’t know what he was
going to do with them.
I swear I didn’t.
339
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:17,820
And all while he was planning
this-- this mockery!
340
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:21,020
Dubbing in somebody else’s voice
to make me look like a fool.
341
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,320
I had nothing to do with it,
so help me!
342
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,930
How could he do
such a thing to me?
343
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,360
Oh, now, look,
don’t take it so hard!
344
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,930
See, there will be other
chances, other pictures.
345
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:34,300
Not after what Morty Lenton
has done to me.
346
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,270
I went to the theater
expecting to see my comeback.
347
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,440
Instead, I found myself
attending my own funeral.
348
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,310
That’s right, my friend,
drink a toast.
349
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:51,290
A toast to Ernst Von Kroft,
350
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,790
the greatest laughingstock
of them all.
351
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,230
May he rest in peace.
352
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,730
Hey, what are you...
353
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,000
What did you...
354
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,870
[stammering]
What do you got there?
355
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,710
Souvenirs.
356
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:14,740
Souvenirs of the dead.
357
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,180
Look! Remember these?
358
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,350
[panting]
359
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,520
I wore this
in my first picture,
360
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,120
-The Voice of Death.
-Sure!
361
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,650
Sure, I remember.
362
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,860
And these? The wrappings
when I had played The Mummy.
363
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:29,460
Oh, it’s great!
It’s the greatest!
364
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:32,260
[panting] I saw it
when I was a kid.
365
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,000
Yes, and you didn’t
laugh at me then, did you?
366
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,800
No!
367
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:38,600
No, nobody laughed
at you then.
368
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,470
You were a monster.
369
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,540
You were the monster.
370
00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,170
And now I’m dead,
371
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,480
murdered by a stupid fool
named Morty Lenton.
372
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:50,310
No, you’re not--
you’re not dead.
373
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,410
Monsters never die.
374
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:56,950
I... [heavy breathing]
I believe in you, Von Kroft.
375
00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:00,060
You-- You’ll show ’em--
376
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,190
You--
377
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:03,760
You...
378
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,170
Hal?
379
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,470
Morty?
380
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,350
Hal!
381
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,590
Hal?
382
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,730
Morty?
383
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,130
Hal Ballew!
384
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,630
Morty?
385
00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:57,580
No...
386
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,580
No...
387
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,880
No...
388
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,090
[mumbles]
389
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,050
[gasps]
390
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:12,830
No.
391
00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:21,140
No... [screams]
392
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,540
[grunts]
393
00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:24,970
Hal!
394
00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:29,410
-Hal.
-[panting] Help me.
395
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,810
Von Kroft...
396
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,580
I tried to stop him.
397
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,120
He knocked me down.
398
00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:37,720
I hit my head.
399
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:42,090
[Fred] Where--
Where is he?
400
00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,730
[Hal] I don’t know.
401
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,560
But you’ve got to find him.
402
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,100
[Fred] I...
403
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,330
Von... [gasps]
404
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,080
-Is he...
-Dead.
405
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:07,280
That’s how he killed Morty.
406
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:10,820
[panting]
407
00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:16,290
I don’t understand
this vampire bit.
408
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,360
What was he trying to prove?
409
00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:21,730
Something we should
have remembered
410
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,430
all along, Hal.
411
00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:29,200
He was... the greatest
monster of them all.
412
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,390
Obviously the lesson
of that story is quite clear.
413
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:49,360
One should be careful what
friends you hang around with.
414
00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:51,460
As in this business.
415
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:57,230
These girls are
very carefully screened.
416
00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:00,870
The one here, for example,
the one lighting my pipe,
417
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:04,040
she and I do not hit it off.
418
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:07,040
She won’t be here long.
419
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,180
See you in a moment.
420
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,120
[loud explosion]
421
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,820
[whistling]
422
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:20,060
[thuds]
423
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:28,200
Until next week,
goodnight.
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