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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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There will be a slight delay
in starting tonight’s show.
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Our play, "Special Delivery,"
has not yet arrived.
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However,
it is being rushed to us
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by the fastest means available.
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[jet hissing]
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Unfortunately,
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it has a long
and very complicated
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route to travel.
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[horn blaring]
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We haven’t much more time,
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but I assure you
that our producer
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will make every effort
to get the message through.
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I’m afraid we’ll have to start
without it.
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Saved.
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Just in the nick of time.
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[messenger]
Special delivery for Fortnum.
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[woman]
Yes, that’s right. Thank you.
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Morning, darling.
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Oh, for me?
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Sorry, no. It’s for your son.
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Tom. Tom!
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[Tom]
Yeah, Mom?
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[woman]
Mail call!
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Oh, boy!
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It’s from the Great Bayou
Novelty Greenhouse!
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Excuse me! Boy!
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Oh! Why so excited?
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[Tom] Don’t you ever read
the back pages
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of Mechanical Inventions?
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Look, here!
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See, there they are.
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There they are, what?
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The Sylvan Glade Jumbo Giant.
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Guaranteed-Growth.
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Raise-Them-in-Your-Cellar-for-
Profit Mushrooms!
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Well, it looks like wheat.
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The mushroom spawns
in the wheat.
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I’ve got to plant
them of course.
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Fabulous growth in just
24 hours, the ad said.
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[chuckling] Well,
it’s better than tree toads
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-or garter snakes.
-It sure is!
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Basket.
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Happy harvest, farmer!
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[man]
Bill, hi!
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Just the man I want to see.
Come on over.
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Well, maybe I better check
and see if Cynthia
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wants anything.
I’ll be right over.
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No, no, no. Look.
This can’t wait.
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I want you to play
psychiatrist for five minutes.
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[car honks]
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Sure, if it’s important.
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Something strange
is going on in the world.
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-Well, hasn’t there always been?
-No, I mean something
terrible has happened.
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Mrs. Goodbody was complaining
about flying saucers.
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[Tom]
Hey, Dad, get the ball.
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No, I don’t mean saucers!
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[Bill chuckles]
Hi, Joe. Hi, son.
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Tell me, what exactly
is intuition?
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Intuition?
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Well, I’d say it was
subconscious information
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that you finally get around
to recognizing
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with your conscious mind.
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Good!
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Over a long period of time,
things gather.
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Like this garage.
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You start working with wood,
you don’t notice the shavings.
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Then one day, you look
at the floor, sawdust.
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Dust collects,
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and suddenly we know something.
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Have you noticed
that more people
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are vanishing nowadays
than ever before?
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-Are they?
-Yeah.
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Just dropping out of sight.
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Old Charlie Bemis, gone.
Ben Hamilton, gone.
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More violence, too.
And murders.
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But, uh, that’s not what I mean.
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I know something beyond that.
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Come on!
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Aren’t you gonna
let me in on it?
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How can I?
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It’s like the old verse,
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"By the pricking of my thumbs,
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something wicked
this way comes."
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I fear nothing.
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I fear everything.
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Could be your glands.
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Doctor says I’m A1.
Got a wonderful wife and child.
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I’m the luckiest man
in the world.
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Yet, I’m scared stiff
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for me,
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for my family,
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and even, right now, for you.
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-Me?
-Uh-huh.
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And your friends
and your friends’ friends.
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Well, what are we
gonna do about it?
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For the next few days, Bill,
watch everything,
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feel everything,
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taste everything,
smell everything.
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Maybe it’s the way the wind
blows through those weeds
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in that lot over there.
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Maybe it’s the way the sun
hums on the telephone wires.
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[Tom] Come on, Dad, let’s
play monkey-in-the-middle.
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[Bill]
OK.
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I’ve never been so sure
of anything in my life.
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Something terrible
is going to happen.
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That’s it for now, fellas.
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Bill...
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stop...
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look...
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and listen.
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And in a couple of days,
we’ll compare notes.
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[Tom]
Hey, Pop.
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I said that’s enough, fellas.
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Roger, I’ll be glad
to keep an eye peeled,
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but, frankly, you’ve given me
nothing to go on.
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I mean, how am I
gonna recognize this
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whatever-it-is I’m
looking for when I see it?
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Oh, you’ll know.
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You’ve got to know.
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If you don’t we’re done for,
all of us.
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Am I crazy?
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You seem perfectly sane to me.
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I’ll see you in a couple
of days then?
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Okay.
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Bill!
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-Yes?
-Be careful.
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[Tom]
Hey, Pop!
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[Cynthia]
What are you doing?
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Being aware.
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Looking.
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Feeling.
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-Tasting.
-[chuckles]
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Cynthia, is your intuition
in working order?
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Try me.
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[Bill]
Well...
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is this earthquake weather?
Is the land going to sink?
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Is a hurricane coming?
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Will our delphiniums die
of blight?
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[Cynthia]
Wait a moment.
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Let me feel my bones.
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No.
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No flood, no hurricane,
no blight.
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Why?
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Oh, I’ve run into a lot
of doom talkers lately.
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Two, anyway.
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[door opens, slams]
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-[Bill] Hey!
-Sorry.
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-What’s wrong, Dad?
-[Bill chuckles]
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Haven’t you heard?
The world’s ending.
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Nope. The way I see it
everybody lives forward.
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Attaboy.
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-What’s this?
-The crop!
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-The what?
-The mushrooms!
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They’re doing great.
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Look how big they are!
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Well, by gosh, now!
They really are.
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Those are mushrooms,
aren’t they?
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Well, I mean, by mistake,
they couldn’t be...
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Toadstools?
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Heck, Mom.
What do you think I am?
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Well, I don’t mean to criticize,
but, well, how do you tell?
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Eat ’em! If you live,
they’re mushrooms.
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If you drop dead, well...
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-[laughs]
-I don’t like them.
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Aw, Mom, that’s not
what you said before!
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Well, I’m sorry. I didn’t
really think they’d grow.
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I thought we’d plant them,
they’d die, and you’d
throw them out,
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and that’ll be that.
But now I just...
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Boy, when are we gonna have
the next
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wet blanket sale
in this house?
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Uh... Tom.
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Never mind. To heck with it!
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I just had to be honest.
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I don’t know why,
I just had to say it.
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-I...
-[telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Dorothy.
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Well, yes, I saw Roger today...
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He what?
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When?
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Are you sure?
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I’ll be right over.
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Something happened to Roger?
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He vanished.
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Disappeared.
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Dropped out of sight.
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How long ago
did your father leave?
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[Joe]
I have no idea.
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I was just walking by
and saw the closet empty.
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All of Dad’s clothes, gone.
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You mean, he left the house
without your hearing?
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I think he must have packed
in five minutes
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and walked wherever
he was going
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so we wouldn’t hear a cab drive
up in front of the house.
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[Bill sighs]
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Well, I’ll check the airport
and the train depot.
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[Bill]
Dorothy...
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Dorothy, was...
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Was there anything in Roger’s
family background?
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You mean insanity?
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Oh, no, nothing like that.
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No, Bill.
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Somehow I feel...
I feel he’s been kidnapped.
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You mean to tell me
that he arranged to pack,
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walk out of the house,
and go and meet his kidnappers?
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I don’t know.
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But somehow I feel that...
That they came...
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came into the house and...
and forced him to leave.
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Wait a minute.
Roger warned me today.
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He said something
terrible was gonna happen
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to somebody we know.
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But what?
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And how?
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[Dorothy]
Bill.
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Find him for me, please.
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If it’s humanly possible.
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[sobs]
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[exhales]
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[Cynthia]
Bill?
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Oh, Tom, he’s all right now.
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Those darn mushrooms
mean so much to him.
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-Do they?
-What about Roger?
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He’s gone, all right.
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Well...
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Doesn’t this kind of thing
happen
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to lots of men in their 40s?
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What?
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Dreams of youth...
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immortal wines...
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golden women?
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A chance for one last fling?
Maybe to some men,
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but not Roger. He...
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[doorbell rings]
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-Fortnum?
-Yes.
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Telegram.
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-Thank you.
-Uh-huh.
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Bill.
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"Traveling New Orleans.
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This telegram possible
off guard moment.
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Refuse.
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Repeat, refuse all special
delivery packages.
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Roger."
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[telephone rotary dialing]
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What does he mean?
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[Bill] Operator, give me
the police, and hurry!
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"Refuse..."
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Oh, I see.
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Well, under the circumstances,
I’m sorry, very sorry.
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Thank you.
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That was Green City, downstate.
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The police boarded
a southbound train there.
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Roger was in a roomette.
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He was traveling alone.
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How could that be?
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What about his telegram?
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That must have been sent
when his kidnappers
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were off their guard
for a moment.
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He denies sending any telegram
or that he needs any help.
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He was polite, cheerful,
in good spirits,
the police said.
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Said he was on a quick
business trip downstate.
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Much obliged.
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00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,630
Thank you. Goodnight.
264
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,070
Goodnight?
265
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,440
What...
266
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:11,610
What did the police do?
267
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,170
What could they do?
268
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,110
They looked around to see
if anyone had a gun on Roger,
269
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,210
and... got off the train.
270
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,080
Well...
271
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,320
As long as he’s all right.
272
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,590
But is he?
273
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,520
-Well, you just said--
-They said.
274
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,960
After all, they couldn’t
very well insist that
he was in danger,
275
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,160
and drag him off the train.
Could they?
276
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,060
Why did he send us
that telegram
277
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,800
warning us not to accept any
special delivery packages?
278
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:42,200
We never get any
special deliveries.
279
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,870
Just that one
that came for Tom.
280
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,110
[gasps]
281
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:58,650
-New Orleans.
-[telephone dial]
282
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,620
Roger was on his way
to New Orleans.
283
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,830
Hello, Dorothy?
284
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,930
Did the police get
in touch with you?
285
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:11,200
Well, yes,
and I don’t understand.
286
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:13,170
Roger told them
to leave him alone.
287
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,910
Oh, I see. Dorothy, did your
or any member of your family
288
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:20,440
receive any special
airmail delivery packages
289
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,040
in the last few days?
290
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,810
Well...
291
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,680
Well, yes. Uh...
292
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,680
About three days ago.
293
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,750
A-All the boys on the block
are going in for it.
294
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,620
Going in for what?
295
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,390
Why do you ask?
296
00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:37,830
There’s nothing wrong with
raising mushrooms, is there?
297
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,300
I said, there’s nothing...
298
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,900
wrong with raising mushrooms,
is there?
299
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:56,140
"Marasmius Oreades.
300
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,680
Fungoid growth."
301
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,050
But how does it fit?
302
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,320
Anyone dead? No.
Anyone poisoned?
303
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:07,860
Well...
304
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,560
-You can’t sleep?
-Huh?
305
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,360
Oh, no. Too warm.
306
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,670
Cynthia, what if Roger was right
307
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,240
and something terrible
is happening? Like...
308
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:28,540
The Earth being invaded
by things from other worlds.
309
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,650
Bill.
310
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,210
How could creatures
from outer space
311
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,180
invade us without us
noticing them?
312
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,220
No, I don’t mean meteors
or flying saucers,
313
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,060
anything like that, but...
314
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:49,760
Bacteria comes from outer space,
too, doesn’t it?
315
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,470
Seeds, spores, pollen, viruses,
316
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,470
by the billions
317
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,380
hitting the atmosphere
every second
318
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:04,150
of every hour
for millions of years,
319
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:08,020
pouring down on us
like an invisible rain.
320
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,520
Falling on our cities,
our towns, our streets.
321
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,860
-Our lawn!
-Our lawn?
322
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,030
And Mrs. Goodbody’s.
323
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,860
Of course, people like her
are always spraying poisons
324
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,460
and kicking mushrooms
off their lawns.
325
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,530
So it would be hard
for a strange new life form
326
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,170
to survive in the city.
327
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,670
Yes.
328
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,210
Maybe they’d be better
off down south, say,
329
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,040
Alabama, Louisiana.
330
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:41,280
Back on the dark bayous,
331
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,720
mightn’t they grow
to a fine size?
332
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:45,750
Oh.
333
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,790
Oh, really.
334
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,090
You don’t seriously believe,
do you, that
335
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,100
the Great Bayou or whatever
the greenhouse novelty company
336
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,930
that sent Tom his package
337
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,870
is owned and operated
by six-foot-tall mushrooms
338
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,400
from another planet?
339
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,300
Good heavens, Cynthia.
There is some connection between
340
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,870
Roger, mushrooms,
341
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,410
special delivery telegrams,
Mrs. Goodbody, the whole works!
342
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,910
-Don’t get angry.
-Oh, I’m not! It’s just that...
343
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,020
Think how insidious
this plan could be.
344
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,190
These creatures
from another world
345
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:19,290
establish a greenery
346
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,360
then advertise in
Mechanical Inventions,
347
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:25,060
"Grow giant mushrooms
for profit."
348
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:27,530
And a million boys
send in their money.
349
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,270
Tonight, this very minute,
350
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,100
in how many homes
all over the USA,
351
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,340
are billions of mushrooms
being grown
352
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:40,280
by innocent boys
in their cellars?
353
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:44,210
[chuckles]
Now, I know you aren’t serious.
354
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:48,750
-Well, half serious.
-[scoffs]
355
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,550
Mushrooms, however big,
356
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,460
can’t think or feel.
357
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,890
Well, they haven’t got
arms or legs.
358
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:04,470
How could they run
a mail order business...
359
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,300
and take over the world?
360
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,180
Come on,
let’s go see your monsters!
361
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,820
[Cynthia] There!
There you are terrible fiends!
362
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,730
Come on, I’ll fix you a snack.
363
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,780
Get the milk,
will you, darling?
364
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,560
Cynthia, did you put these
mushrooms in the refrigerator?
365
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,260
No. Tom must have.
366
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,930
Close the door, will you?
367
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:21,910
Cynthia, there is a way for
mushrooms to grow arms and legs.
368
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,950
What if a man wandering
through the swamp
369
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,190
picked them up...
370
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:32,490
and ate them?
371
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,120
Once inside
372
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,820
would not the mushrooms
spread through his blood,
373
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:38,730
and take over every cell,
374
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,760
change that man
from a man to a...
375
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,260
Martian?
376
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,340
Maybe Roger ate some of
the mushrooms given to him
377
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:50,210
by his son and was changed
into something else.
378
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,170
But in one last moment
of sanity,
379
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,510
of being himself,
380
00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:56,010
he sent us a telegram,
warning us
381
00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:58,450
not to accept any mushrooms,
by special delivery.
382
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,880
Now, couldn’t that be it,
couldn’t it?
383
00:21:59,910 --> 00:22:01,850
I’ve had enough of this!
I’m going to bed!
384
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,790
[door opens]
385
00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,060
Tom?
386
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,540
[Tom]
Don’t put the light on, Dad.
387
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:27,980
It’s bad for the mushrooms.
388
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:40,090
Tom?
389
00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:51,400
Why did you put the mushrooms
in the refrigerator?
390
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:55,140
Because I wanted you
and Mother to eat them.
391
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,330
You...
392
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,760
You didn’t eat
any of them yourself?
393
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,830
Yes.
394
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,270
I did.
395
00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:44,590
You’re hungry, aren’t you?
396
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,090
You’re hungry.
397
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:53,090
You’re hungry.
398
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:26,190
for mushrooms
all over the world.
399
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:28,560
I’m seriously thinking
400
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:33,500
of starting a counter movement
to persuade the mushrooms
401
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:37,840
to grow people
in their basements.
402
00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:40,180
Now that we’ve seen our play,
403
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,610
I think we’ll send it back.
404
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,190
[horn blaring]
405
00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,590
[jet hissing]
406
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:05,230
Until next time, goodnight.
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