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[belt buckle clinks]

‐ [sighs]

[groans]

[sighs]

[alarm ringing] [groans]

‐ Okay, well, if we continue to move forward together,

it's very doable to get pregnant in a matter of months.

But if you want to have a baby right away,

it might be a good idea to take a look at the options

we have to offer.

‐ Okay, um, I'll‐‐

I have the pamphlets. I'll look over those.

‐ Yeah. We'll discuss it and we'll get back to you.

‐ Sounds good. ‐ Okay, thank you.

‐ Yeah, you guys take care. ‐ Thank you very much.

BOTH: Bye.

[elevator dings]

‐ I thought it was good news, right?

‐ She said my uterus is "rapidly deteriorating."

‐ She didn't say "rapidly."

Whatever. [stammers]

Either way, whether it's IUI or IVF,

either way, if she thinks we can have a baby‐‐

‐ Yeah, but I'm the one that's in there getting

poked and prodded‐‐ ‐ Yeah, and I wish I could

take some of that off your plate, but...

It's good information. ‐ Yeah, it is, it's just‐‐

now I'm late for school, and‐‐

Can we just talk about it later?

‐ All right. ‐ Okay.

‐ Yeah. ‐ Bye.

‐ Okay. Have a nice day. ‐ You too.

[ambient music]

♪ ♪

‐ Ms. Wilson, um...

I‐‐ ‐ No, listen.

Um, yesterday was not okay.

‐ I get it. No, I do. That's what I wanted

to talk to you about. ‐ I'm gonna find you

a new tutor. ‐ [sighs]

I‐‐I don't want a new tutor‐‐ ‐ That is not my problem.

‐ Okay, look, I'm sorry. ‐ No, no, no, if anyone‐‐

if anyone found out what you did yesterday, I‐‐

My life would be ruined.

‐ I haven't told anybody. ‐ [scoffs]

‐ Look, I'm not‐‐ I'm not going to.

I‐‐I get it. Look, I'm sorry. I‐‐

I should not have kissed you.

All right, I understand that. It's my fault.

And it won't happen again.

‐ Good. ‐ Okay. Okay, good.

You'll‐‐

you'll still tutor me, right? ‐ No.

No, I'm sorry, I‐‐ No.

‐ Claire. Uh‐‐

Ms. Wilson.

I can't afford the classes that everyone else takes.

Please?

‐ Okay, well‐‐ ‐ I'm asking you, I‐‐

‐ Can you help me? ‐ Listen, if I agree,

then you need to promise me‐‐ ‐ I promise.

I promise.

‐ Okay. ‐ Okay.

‐ So then, um...

Saturday, then. Before homecoming.

‐ Thank you.

‐ [sighs]

[whistle trills]

‐ Yo. ‐ What?

‐ What's up with you and Josh?

‐ Nothing, he's just‐‐

He's just a little pissed that I'm taking his sister

to homecoming.

Who are you taking?

‐ Don't know.

‐ Dude, it's Thursday.

Dance is Saturday. Your options are slim.

‐ I just don't think I'm gonna go.

‐ What? No, no. ‐ Yeah.

No, dude, come on. We're seniors.

‐ No. ‐ No, do‐‐do not do this to me.

We only have so many, you know, chances to fucking, like,

make mistakes and shit.

Plus, I got some hotel suites for the after party.

Hey, you got Meadow to take your ass back, right?

‐ Yeah.

I just had to ignore her for a week.

It's depressing how much that works.

‐ Nah, people just want what they can't have.

It's human nature.

‐ Why don't you just take Alison, dude?

We both thought you guys were gonna get back together

eventually, so‐‐ ‐ No.

‐ No, no, no, please.

Dude, I can't take another year of Alison spewing politics.

We get it, you're a feminist. Heads up.

‐ [exhales]

CLAIRE: Okay, I feel like we haven't helped at all.

KATHRYN: I'm swamped.

I've done nothing but help, I cannot give any more than

I'm already giving. ‐ Okay, well, I'm gonna

I don't know, like, organize these streamers.

‐ That is noble.

‐ Yeah. No, you're right.

I was thinking of skipping the dance.

Unless, uh, Alison here would be kind enough

to come with me.

ALISON: Oh, my God, Eric.

All right, um, gotta get back to this.

Can you pass me that? ERIC: Sure.

Wait, so‐‐ [grunts]

Is that a yes? Or...

‐ Yes.

‐ You guys, what, talking politics?

‐ [laughs] What's up?

‐ What up?

ERIC: Got a date for the dance now.

[door opens]

‐ [gasps] You didn't.

‐ I totally did. ‐ Yes.

‐ Woma n at the store said it was a very fruit‐forward,

very drinkable wine. ‐ Mmm.

‐ Very effervescent. ‐ Great.

‐ Cheers. ‐ Babe.

Cheers.

You think at all about what the doctor said this morning?

‐ Could we just talk about this another time?

‐ Yeah, sure. I thought we were gonna talk about it tonight.

‐ I just started at Westerbrook.

I don't really wanna be pumped full of hormones right now.

‐ Yeah, I get it.

Okay, I'm just gonna say this one thing.

Whenever you're ready, we'll make it work.

I just really wanna start a family with you.

Okay.

CODY: I never will.

But I will keep getting you beers.

‐ Oh. ‐ Oh, shit. What's up, Eric?

‐ What's up, man? ‐ What's up, dude?

Good to see you. ‐ Good to see you too.

‐ You hanging out tonight? ‐ Nah.

Hey, you guys gotta get some better fake IDs.

Little tired doing runs for you and I'm missing the mixer

at the Delta Chi's house to hang out with you fucks.

[cell phone buzzing]

Yo. Next year. You excited?

Omega Kappa Beta, baby. ‐ Yeah, man.

‐ You, me, killing it. ‐ Yeah, dude,

you know how it is. If I even get in.

‐ Come on, you're getting in. What are you even

talking about? Dude!

You never told me. How did it go with that chick?

The one you were parading around with last weekend.

‐ Uh... ‐ What was her name?

‐ Wait, what?

You fucking tell my brother before you tell me?

‐ No, it's no big deal. I‐‐we just met.

Um, I met her at work. Yeah, her name's, uh, Steph‐‐

Steph‐‐uh, Stephanie. Yeah.

‐ Stephanie. ‐ Yeah, she, um‐‐

she came into the diner one day,

we started talking, we hit it off, and, uh...

She‐‐she goes to UT.

‐ It's true. ‐ Uh‐huh.

‐ Okay, well, how hot are we talking, boys?

‐ Really hot‐‐you know, like a sophisticated kind of way.

Smoke shop.

‐ Damn, dude. College girl?

God, I love older women. ‐ That's why you're taking

Josh's sister tonight, right? JOSH: No.

‐ Hey, you know what? Fuck you guys.

Fuck you guys. Age is just a number, all right?

When are we gonna meet her?

‐ Well, I don't know. She, uh‐‐

she's been a little hot and cold recently, but...

You know me, I'm working on it.

‐ 'Course you fucking are. You're Eric fucking Walker.

Don't you forget it, baby.

Yo, Logan, give me a beer. ‐ I got you.

Here you go. ‐ Thank you.

LOGAN: You're a psychopath.

Cheers.

‐ Cheers. TOGETHER: To Stephanie.

[cell phone buzzing]

LOGAN: Are you texting her right now?

‐ No, I'm just, you know, playing hard to get.

JOSH: [laughs]

[50 Cent's "P. I. M. P." playing]

50 CENT: ♪ I don't know what you heard about me ♪

♪ But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me ♪

♪ No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see ♪

♪ That I'm a motherfucking P‐I‐M‐P ♪

♪ I don't know what you heard about me ♪

‐ Beer pong. ‐ Let's do it.

You have to teach me.

I don't know how to do this.

‐ Do you want a drink? ‐ Yeah, 'course, always.

50 CENT: ♪ That I'm a motherfucking P‐I‐M‐P ♪

‐ What do you want? A beer?

‐ Let's, uh, let's do shots.

‐ Shots? Okay. ‐ Yeah.

‐ Yeah. MARY: Yes, please.

Sounds great.

Okay.

Cheers. ‐ Cheers.

‐ Whoa, that's‐‐ [coughs]

‐ Come on, champ, step it up.

I thought you were supposed to be the expert here.

‐ Okay, tough girl. Mmm.

Yeah. ‐ May I have one of those?

‐ Yeah, here you go.

‐ You didn't roofie this, right?

‐ Nice one.

You guys are coming to the afterparty tonight, right?

‐ Yeah. ‐ I rented three rooms

at Days Inn. ‐ Yeah, we‐‐we know.

I mean, you've been talking about it nonstop.

Constantly, actually. We're gonna be there.

‐ Oh, my God. Josh, can you chill?

‐ We, uh, should get going in like, 30 minutes?

LOGAN: Yeah, 30's good, yeah.

♪ ♪

‐ Just‐‐you should cool it a bit, man.

The whole, like, hotel room thing‐‐

‐ You need to loosen up.

‐ I need to loosen up? ‐ Yeah, oh yeah.

[laughs]

music playing]

♪ ♪

‐ Oh, my God.

Why are we doing this?

Why can't the students get their own soda?

‐ [sighs] You're fun tonight.

‐ Sorry.

No. ‐ Come on,

we're in a storage closet. No one's gonna see you.

I can see how much you need this.

‐ Okay.

‐ These kids act like we're some dumb teacher,

like we don't know what it's like‐‐

We know their tricks. ‐ I know,

it's like we don't exist outside the classroom.

We basically do everything for them,

there's no thank you.

‐ You need another.

‐ Ew. You're such a bad influence.

‐ Thank you.

‐ [laughs] [sighs]

2 CHAINZ: ♪ Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing ♪

♪ Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing ♪

♪ Middle finger up to my competition ♪

‐ I'm having so much fun.

‐ Me too.

Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long for me to ask you.

‐ Are you really apologizing during this song?

‐ Uh, maybe.

2 CHAINZ: ♪ 2 Chainz but I got me a few on ♪

♪ Everything hot, skip lukewarm ♪

♪ Tell shawty bust it open, Uncle Luke on ♪

♪ Got the present for the present ♪

♪ And a gift wrapping ♪

‐ [breathing heavily]

‐ [exhales]

[sighs]

‐ Hey. ‐ Whoa.

Hey. ‐ Where were you?

I waited in the diner for you for like 45 minutes.

‐ Oh, shit.

I'm sorry, I totally forgot‐‐ ‐ Don't lie to me.

You basically begged me to continue tutoring you,

and then you pull this crap?

‐ What do you want me to say?

I can't stop thinking about you.

I mean, I‐‐I have fucking dreams about you.

I...

I wanted to keep tutoring, but...

I'm too attracted to you.

And I don't want to get you in trouble.

I‐‐I just‐‐

I feel like I can't control myself around you.

I'm sorry. I, um...

I should've told you‐‐ ‐ You should go back inside.

Just go.

[Usher's "Climax" playing]

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Going nowhere fast ♪

♪ We've reached the climax ♪

♪ We're together, now we're undone ♪

♪ Won't commit, so we choose to run away ♪

♪ Do we separate? ♪

♪ Oh, don't wanna give in so we both gave up ♪

♪ Can't take it back, it's too late ♪

♪ we've reached the climax Climax ♪

♪ I've fallen somehow ♪

♪ Feet off the ground ♪

♪ Love is the cloud ♪

♪ That keeps raining down ♪

♪ Where are you now ♪

♪ When I need you around? ♪

♪ I'm on my knees ♪

♪ But it seems we're ♪

♪ Going nowhere fast ♪

♪ We've reached the climax ♪

♪ We're together, now we're undone ♪

♪ Won't commit, so we choose to run away ♪

♪ Do we separate? ♪

♪ Oh, don't wanna give in, so we both gave up ♪

♪ Can't take it back, it's too late ♪

♪ We've reached the climax, climax ♪

♪ I gave my best, it wasn't enough ♪

♪ You get upset, we argue too much ♪

‐ [exhales]

‐ We don't have to do this if you don't want to.

‐ I want to.

‐ Get in the backseat.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

‐ [groans]

[both panting]

[both groaning]