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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:01,200 Ah! 2 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,600 - Come on Penny, call it. Where the fuck are they? 3 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,300 - Uh... there! 4 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,300 - Brains! - I can shoot through ya! 5 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,700 Right in the kisser. 6 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,400 - You know you don't have to take such pleasure Max. 7 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,300 That used to be a human being. - Shut it, Penny! Remember, 8 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,400 Direction is critical. I wanna hear one o'clock, two o'clock, 9 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,300 three o'clock-- - Ten to ten! 10 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:44,600 - Whoa! 11 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:52,300 - Christ, Penny, little help would be nice. 12 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,600 - OK! 13 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,300 - Old school. - Nice. 14 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Show off. 15 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,300 - Well? 16 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:20,300 - Uh... 17 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,100 um... I don't know. 18 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,100 I'm getting multiple readings. 19 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:28,500 - Multiple readings, piece of shit. Soo-eee! 20 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,400 Zombie, zombie, zombie, 21 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:36,500 zombie, zombie, zombie. Soo-eee! Brains. 22 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,100 Brains. 23 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:42,500 - Looks like this party's just getting started. 24 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,200 - Brains. 25 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,200 - Brains.- ? 26 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,500 - Eww! 27 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:24,200 Shh, Tina. You'll wake Sarah and Craig. 28 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,600 It's just a bug. 29 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,800 - I'm sorry, Steve, I'm just not really 30 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,200 used to all this... nature. 31 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:35,800 - Don't worry, the family cottage is very modern. 32 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,800 The outhouse is barely 20 feet from the front door. 33 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,100 - Ha-ha, very funny. OK, I need you 34 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,300 to focus. Think head table. Ready? 35 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,500 A? 36 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,600 Or B? 37 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,800 - Uh... A? 38 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,900 - Oh, my God, I'm so happy that you said that, 'cause otherwise I would have 39 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,400 had to order in the yellow orchids from Thailand, and 40 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,500 I think they almost look the same. - Almost. 41 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,400 Why don't you put that away for now, Tina? 42 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,500 You did promise you were gonna have fun this weekend. 43 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:15,400 - You're sweet. I promise to have fun. - Good. 44 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,400 - 'Cause I scheduled it in the itinerary. - Um... 45 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,900 - I'm just joking. That's not 46 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:25,400 the itinerary for the weekend. This is. 47 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,200 - Tina-- - Look, Steve, 48 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,800 there's still so much to do, and you've been so busy with your whole work 49 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,800 human resource thingy. - Workplace conflict 50 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,200 resolution initiatives. - Yes, 51 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:43,600 you've had all that stuff. I guess I'm just feeling overwhelmed. 52 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,800 I know that 300 people may seem like a small guest list. - 300 people? 53 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,700 - But in my family, it's tiny. 54 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,700 I've had to make a lot of compromises 55 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:54,900 for this wedding, which I'm happy to do, 56 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:58,200 but I just want this to be a special day 57 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,500 for both of us. 58 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,900 - It will be, baby. I promise you. 59 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,800 - No doubt in my mind. - Roll over. 60 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,800 - Your sister snores like a man. 61 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,900 - I know. It's cute. - Yeah. 62 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:18,300 I never thought my matron of honour would snore louder than my husband, but... 63 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,800 - Tina. 64 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,700 - It's just that your sister and I are... 65 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:24,700 different. 66 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,900 - I know, and I'm very happy 67 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,900 that you chose her to be your maid of honour. 68 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:32,000 - Matron. She's married, and older. 69 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,700 - Well, it really means a lot to me. 70 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:37,900 - Aw, honey, you mean a lot to me. 71 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:43,500 And you mean a lot to Muffins! 72 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,000 - You mean a lot to me too, Muffins. 73 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,300 Yes you do. Yes you do. 74 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,800 - Aww. 75 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,400 So cute! 76 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,700 - Gross, Steve. Those things eat their own shit. 77 00:05:56,700 --> 00:06:00,000 - What are you talking about? Germans? 78 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 - Tina's rodent. 79 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,400 - Sarah, would you like to hold him? - No. 80 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,600 - I would. Gimme this little shit eater. 81 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,300 Ah. Ahhh. - Get it away! 82 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,700 - Would you look at us? 83 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,900 One big happy family on vacation. 84 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,900 - Yeah, it's gonna be great. 85 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,300 - Yep. 86 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,300 I spy with my little eye 87 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:30,900 something that is... fluffy. 88 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,500 Ha-ha-ha! You're talking about the rabbit! 89 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:36,500 I am talking about the rabbit! You got it on the first go! 90 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,500 This is why we're together! You're good! 91 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,500 Aaaaaaand... 92 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,000 here we are. 93 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:54,400 So? What do you think of the Williams family cottage? 94 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,300 - Uh... 95 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,300 It's... charming. 96 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:01,500 - Baby, I told you we're roughing it. 97 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,600 - Sarah! 98 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,700 I need to know where the cleaning products are. 99 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:08,800 We really need to give this place a once over. 100 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,500 - Yes, Miss Tina. 101 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,700 Right aways, Miss Tina. 102 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,800 - They hate each other. - Yep. 103 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,100 - I thought asking her to be her maid of honour would 104 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,700 bring them closer together. - Well, bitches are crazy. 105 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:36,100 Even when they like each other, they hate each other. 106 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,100 - Maybe they really like each other. 107 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,400 - No, those bitches really hate each other. 108 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,500 - Well, I deal with conflict resolution opportunities like this every day. 109 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,700 I think I can, uh-- - No, listen, buddy, seriously, 110 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:51,100 your whole corporate Jedi mind shit, it's not gonna work for your team-building skills here. 111 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:54,100 - I got a few activities planned I think will help mend this relationship. 112 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:58,000 - Mmm. And I have a few activities planned that'll help us get shit faced! 113 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,700 - Craig, you're family. I need you on board this weekend. 114 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,800 You're my best man! 115 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,000 - You are so... sexy right now. 116 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,400 - Craig, I'm being serious. 117 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,400 - And our balls are kinda touching. 118 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,000 It's OK, we're family. It's OK. 119 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,700 All right, don't mention that. That one's free. 120 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,700 - Steve, honey, let's see. 121 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:18,900 Oh, well, look at you. You're getting there. Craig? 122 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,600 Wow, Craig, 123 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,400 those are perfect. 124 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,500 - Yeah, can I drink now, please? 125 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,800 - Oh, God, this is brutal! This is the cottage. 126 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,200 We're supposed to be having fun. - Its just one more hour, 127 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,900 OK, guys? I mean, we're almost done the place cards, and then 128 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,900 all we have to do is pick out the readings, make the photographer's list, 129 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:40,000 we're gonna rehearse the speeches real quick-- - Babe... Sarah's right. 130 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:44,700 This is our first night here. Why don't we play a game or something? 131 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,700 - Yes! I'll grab the beers. - What kind of game? 132 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:50,800 - Now, the object of this game is to untangle ourselves 133 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,800 without letting go of each other's hands. 134 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,200 - Steve, is this a team-building exercise? - It's a team-building GAME. 135 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,800 - So it's like a party game? - It's kinda like a party game. 136 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,700 - It's kinda like retarded. - Sarah, we have to work together as a team. 137 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,700 - Can I get my beer? - No, 138 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,500 we can't let go of each other's hands, and we can't talk. 139 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,700 - I can't drink and I can't talk? - Non-verbal cues only. 140 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:15,700 - All right, fine. 141 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,200 - Starting... 142 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,100 - Ow! 143 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:28,100 - Sorry. - Just... 144 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:31,100 go under there. - Guys! Remember the rules. 145 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,000 There's no talking. 146 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,800 - Oh, God. Time out. Time out. I can't breath! 147 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,600 Oh, my God! - I'm sorry. I tried to go under your arm, but I got stuck 148 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,600 in your underarm fa- - My what? 149 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,000 - OK, let's play another game, shall we? 150 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,700 - What, did my matronly underarm fat get in your way? 151 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,800 - Oh, Sarah, don't be so dramatic. 152 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,900 - I'm dramatic? You're the one who's wedding is taking over our vacation. 153 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:01,000 - Well, if you really feel that way, then maybe I shouldn't have made you 154 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 my matron of honour instead of one of my real friends! 155 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,100 - Hey, let's get drunk! How does that sound? 156 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,100 - Way ahead of you, buddy. 157 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,100 - Fine! I don't want to be your god damned matron! 158 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,100 - Fine! - Fine! 159 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:15,000 - Calm down! Let's get a little fresh air. 160 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 - Nobody wants fresh air but you, Steve. 161 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,700 - Ah. Ow. 162 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,900 Will you please just-- 163 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:52,200 What the...? 164 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,000 Ow! Ow! 165 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Ow! - Steve, what is wrong with you? 166 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,900 - Ow! Jesus! Ow! - Steve? 167 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,300 - Ow! 168 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,900 Ah! Ah! 169 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,900 - Oh, my God! Steve! 170 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,000 - Holy fuck, dude! 171 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,700 Are you all right? - It just kept coming at me. 172 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,800 I thought I killed it, and then it bit me again. 173 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,900 - Whoa! That's a lot of blood. - Oh, honey, are you all right? 174 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,200 - No, he's gonna be fine, all right? Some dudes just can't 175 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,600 take the sight of their own blood. Like, I was sword fishing 176 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,400 once, and buddy was casting off, and he catches his buddy's nose, 177 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,900 and, like, rips like half of it off, there's blood everywhere-- 178 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,900 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - All right, that is it. 179 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:43,900 Party is over. We are going to bed. - Yeah. Definitely. 180 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:47,300 - Steve, seriously? You're gonna make me drink alone? 181 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,700 - Groom's mess. Best man cleans up. 182 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,700 I'm gonna go set some place cards on fire. 183 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,800 - That's a buzz kill. 184 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:06,100 Maybe we should go home in the morning. This may not have been the best idea. 185 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,700 - Hmm? 186 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,900 - It's just that I get a lot of work done at home 187 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:14,700 and, you know, the salon really needs me. 188 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:18,200 - No. No, no, no. I think we should stay. 189 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,400 - It's just that your sister is 190 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:25,900 so... Baby, are you OK? You're as white as a ghost. 191 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,100 - I don't feel so good. 192 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,200 - Ohhh, is my big 193 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,100 strong man scared of a little bit of blood? 194 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,800 I know what'll make you feel better. 195 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,900 You haven't had one of these in a while. 196 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,400 - Oh, yeah? 197 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,000 - A... 198 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,300 foot massage! 199 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,400 - Oh. Yeah! 200 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:59,300 It's weird. I just... I just don't feel right. 201 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,100 - You have cold feet. 202 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:04,100 - No. No, no, no, no, no. No, I don't. It's, it's... 203 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,400 I'm stressed about everybody getting along. 204 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,100 - No, Steve, your feet are like icicles. 205 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:14,000 - Oh. Sorry. - That's OK. 206 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,400 Sarah and I... 207 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,500 we just... 208 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:23,800 we just rub each other the wrong way sometimes, that's all. 209 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,400 - I love you, baby. 210 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,800 - You're cute. 211 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,400 OK, I promise to make more of an effort 212 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,200 to play nice with your sister. 213 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,800 - And I promise to make more of an effort 214 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,700 not to get attacked by killer mosquitoes. 215 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,300 - You can't help it. 216 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:47,800 They like to suck your blood because you're so sweet. 217 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,200 Ah-ah. 218 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,400 - Hey, Penny. - Yeah. 219 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,300 - Come here, get a picture of me with fat zombie here. 220 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:13,400 - You're a child, Max. - Ooh, that'll be a keeper. - This is weird. 221 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,000 I've never seen the orb--whoa-- flicker like this 222 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,800 - Really? What's it saying? 223 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,800 - What? - Tactical Bacon is... that way! 224 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:30,000 - Max. - Are you hungry, fat zombie? 225 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,500 I want some Tactical Bacon! 226 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,900 - Max. - Of course you're hungry, fat zombie. You're a fat zombie. 227 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,900 - Max, we need to investigate the area, OK? 228 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:42,000 - All right. Should we investigate the area, fat zombie? 229 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,500 Tactical Bacon now! 230 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:48,300 - The orb is never wrong, OK? - Yeah, OK, right. 231 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:53,000 Well, we'll eat and then we'll check out the area. 232 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,500 But, uh, first, come here, come over here. Come here. - Yeah? 233 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,500 I want you to give fat zombie a little kiss. 234 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,000 - Eww, no! - Why, is it 'cause he's fat? 235 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000 - No! - Jesus! 236 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,400 - Ah! - My bad. 237 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,900 So much for your magic orb. Let's eat. 238 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:16,300 - Uh, it's still flickering. - Oh, Christ. 239 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,300 Happy? 240 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,300 - No, it's... it's so strange. 241 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,300 It's a... - Penny! 242 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,400 - It's as if... - Tactical Bacon! 243 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,300 - Good morning! Cory Cortex here, 244 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,200 comin' at your undead heads with all the brainformation 245 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,900 a hungry mind can handle, here at AM 640, The... 246 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,500 - ...Brain! - Where we get into your heads 247 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,400 and sink our teeth into what really matters-- 248 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,400 grey matter, that is! Right now traffic is a real headache. 249 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,700 In fact, it's a bloody mess! And before you head out 250 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,400 to work, you-- - Good morning, husband. 251 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,500 Rise and shine. - Huh. 252 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,700 Hmm! 253 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,400 - Come on, sweetie. Have some breakfast. 254 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,100 - Did someone say breakfast? 255 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,700 - Oh, ha-ha! 256 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,100 Muah! 257 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,000 - Oh, hey, Steve. Oh, that looks good! 258 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,600 You gonna eat all that? - No, thank you. 259 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,400 Hey, Craig, do you want to go for a run? 260 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,700 - I would, pal, but the weather forecast says there could... 261 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,700 be rain. 262 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:11,200 - Would anyone like a smoothie? - I would. 263 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,500 Oh, no! 264 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,500 Brain freeeeeeeze! 265 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,200 - Well, let us help you with that. 266 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,200 - Mmm! 267 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,500 - Mmm! So good! Steve, 268 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,700 you wanna come try this with us? 269 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,200 - Brains. - Brains. 270 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,700 - Brains! 271 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,800 - Brains. - Brains? 272 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,700 - THE brain! 273 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,500 - Oh, come on! 274 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,100 - Ah, brains. - Brains. - Brains. 275 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,200 - Brains. - Brains. 276 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,200 - Are you sure I can't help, Tina? 277 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,500 - Nope! I'm scheduled for breakfast. 278 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:30,000 And then I have you guys cleaning up, I have Steve and Sarah 279 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,700 making lunch, and Craig and I will clean up, 280 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:36,600 and then I have Steve and Craig starting dinner. If that's cool with you guys. AND 281 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:41,200 I even gave everyone colour- coded tabs to avoid confusion! 282 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,700 - Vacation itinerary. Yay! 283 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,800 - Good morning! - Hey, 284 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,200 Pooh bear. You're up late. 285 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,700 Uh, ooh, no. 286 00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:00,500 - Oh, my God. You look like shit. 287 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,400 - Nothing a good run won't cure, right? 288 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,800 Everything OK with you girls? 289 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,800 Super. OK, shall we? 290 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,800 - Don't be late. I'm making quiche. All right! 291 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,200 - You know, I could teach you how to cook. 292 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:27,300 - When you get married, man, it's like a constant battle to hang on to your manhood. 293 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,300 - You guys seem to be doing all right. 294 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,300 - Yeah, well, your sister's pretty cool. 295 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:34,300 She's like the female version of you. That's why I married her. 296 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,300 - That's really disturbing. - Yeah, well, they always say, 297 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,600 marry your best friend, and in a weird sort a way 298 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,600 I suppose I did. - OK, stop. 299 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,700 - To be honest, man, I don't even recognize you anymore. You're all... safe. 300 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,700 What's the matter? 301 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,100 - Sorry. I can't find my pulse. 302 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,300 - You should be looking for your balls. 303 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,600 - All right, enough. You're my best man. 304 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,600 You're supposed to be-- - No, a best man is 305 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,600 supposed to be the guy that's telling you 306 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,700 exactly the way it is. and that's what I'm doing. I've known you since college. 307 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,600 Face it, Steve, you're about to settle into the big sleep... 308 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,500 Steve! 309 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:24,800 Listen to me, all right? Men, we're all wired to be alpha dogs. 310 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,200 Even pussy ones like you who want to be Bill fuckin' Cosby, all right? 311 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,800 And women, they dig alpha dogs. 312 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,300 Even strong-willed bitches like ours. You want to be happy? 313 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,200 Grow some 'nads, all right? Don't care about peoples' feelings 314 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,900 or expectations. Take what you want, man. - Take what you want... 315 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,700 Oh, God, that's gross, man! 316 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,900 - Come on! You know what that was? 317 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,400 - Chimichanga? - No, that was a selfish, thoughtless 318 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,200 urge. And I haven't heard or smelt you fart in like 319 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,800 three years. And do you know why? 320 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,900 'Cause you're not allowed to. Heh! Brutal. 321 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,600 - Do me a favour: 322 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,500 don't tell Sarah I was smoking. How do I smell? - You smell like ass! 323 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,800 And Mexican food. Christ! Eat a salad. - Jealous. 324 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,400 - Steve, you know we're gonna eat at least twice more today, right? 325 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,400 - I can't help it. I'm starving. 326 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,300 - I'm just happy that you're feeling better, honey. 327 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,000 - Eww! 328 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,800 Gross! Steve, 329 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,700 you know I don't like that. - I am so sorry. 330 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,700 I don't know what just happened. 331 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:47,000 - Are you OK? You look really pale. 332 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:52,400 too fast, didn't you? Did you eats too fast? Is there too many 333 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,300 - eggies in your little belly? - Are you not feeling very goo-- 334 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,800 - Excuse me. 335 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,600 - Uh... I'm just, um... 336 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,900 I'm just gonna make sure he's OK. I'll be right back. 337 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,900 - I know the itinerary says I'm supposed to clean up... 338 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,600 but... 339 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,800 - It's fine. 340 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,700 - Hey. - Hey. 341 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:51,100 You're smoking? 342 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:54,600 I thought you gave it up when you moved in with Craig. 343 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,100 - Yeah, I started again after you proposed to Tina. 344 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,700 - I don't know what's happening to me. 345 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:07,300 - You're marrying a fuckin' bitch? - Don't start, please. 346 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:09,700 Why can't you just try to get along? 347 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,800 - I'm sorry, Steve, but I don't like her. 348 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:18,000 And I resent you for guilting me into being her matron of honour. - I'm happy with Tina. 349 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 - Steve, you look like shit, OK? 350 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,700 And I think maybe this is your body's way of telling you 351 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,100 something that your brain is afraid to. 352 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,100 - OK, I'm giving up a few things here and there. 353 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,900 That's it. That's what a relationship is! 354 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,900 I'm not like you, Sarah. I'm not-- 355 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:36,400 - A bitch? - No. I'm not... 356 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,000 super strongly opinionated. 357 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,400 All I want is to be content. 358 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,800 Satisfied. 359 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,700 Not struggling or hungry for anything. 360 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:49,000 - Well, then you're already dead. 361 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,500 Don't you want more to live for? 362 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:55,600 - I'm happy with the way things are. 363 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,100 Please, just... just be nice. 364 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,700 - Fine. 365 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:06,100 If that's what you want. 366 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,000 - It is. Thank you. 367 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,800 - Are you feeling any better? 368 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,800 - I'm still really hungry, actually. 369 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,600 - Well, I wouldn't recommend the quiche. 370 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,000 It was made by a fucking gutter cunt. 371 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,700 - Whoa! 372 00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,800 - Sorry, I'm just getting my fill while I can. 373 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,400 Don't tell Craig I was smoking, K? 374 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,700 I'm going to go hose the puke off your bride to be. 375 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:51,900 - Max. These readings are like nothing I've ever seen before. 376 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:54,600 - That piece o' shit's a thousand years old, Penny. 377 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,100 The warranty is long gone. - Max, the orb is fine, OK? 378 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:02,600 It's these readings-- they're just, uh, different. 379 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,900 We have to interpret them. - That's your department, sweet cheeks. 380 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,000 - Look, I, I can't be sure, but, um... 381 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,800 I think we might have a mutation on our hands. 382 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,000 - Mutated zombies? Bring it! 383 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,700 - No, um, I don't think it's a zombie, actually. 384 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:22,700 - I thought that thing only searched out meat puppets. 385 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:25,800 - Well, I mean, it could be, but I also t-- 386 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800 Max? Max... Max! 387 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,700 Max! Jesus Christ! 388 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:37,600 - OK, where's all the little lightning bolts? - Uh, well, 389 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,800 well, that's, that's the thing. I mean, I mean, 390 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,000 the charges indicate the presence 391 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,600 of zombie DNA, so when one is near, it activates. 392 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,600 But this flickering could indicate a hybrid. 393 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,900 - Hybrid? What, you mean like a fuckin' hippie car? 394 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:54,500 - No, Max, like a... fucking resistant host. 395 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,600 - Oh, Christ, that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. - Max, this could be 396 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,300 exactly what I've been looking for-- Waaaah! 397 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:05,000 - Oh, Penny, for Christ's sake, that's the last time you drive. - Look Max, 398 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 this could be exactly what I've been looking for, OK? 399 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,200 A person with the genetic make-up to resist the symptoms! 400 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,200 - I'm tellin' ya, Penny, the only good zombie is a dead zombie. 401 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,200 - No, no, no. This could be why the orb has been acting so strangely. 402 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,600 And if we can capture this... person, 403 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,600 we could extract their DNA and find a vaccine, Max! 404 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,500 - Yeah, well, dream on. 405 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,900 - Hey. - Oh, hey, buddy! - Where you guys going? 406 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:41,100 - Into town. You wanna come? - No, Steve should stay here and get some rest. 407 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:45,000 - Baby, I am so sorry about-- - Ah, it's OK. 408 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,300 It's just... you're not feeling well. You know? 409 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,700 - Yeah. - Yeah. Ooh! Ugh... 410 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,700 Just... go lie down. 411 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:54,200 - K. 412 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,900 - Yeah. 413 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,200 - Have fun! 414 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,600 We won't! 415 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,700 - Max! Max! Pull in! 416 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,700 Pull in here! 417 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,900 - Oh, Sarah, it looks like you're not gonna get any sun this weekend. 418 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:21,400 It's OK! I'll book you a spray tan before the wedding. 419 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,200 Hi. Are you guys lost? 420 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,600 - Oh, uh, no. We, um, are actually here because-- 421 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,600 - Have you kids seen any zombies. 422 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,600 - Seriously? - Yeah, 423 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,800 we're looking for, uh, a, uh, undead 424 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,900 creature. Humanoid-lookin'. 425 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,900 Possibly, uh, droolin' and, uh, 426 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:58,300 eatin' people's brains. - OK, what my associate is trying to say is that there has 427 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:01,700 been a Stage 1 outbreak-- - Oh, come on, Penny, we haven't got time for that. 428 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:05,600 - I recognize you guys from somewhere! - Here we go. 429 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,000 - No, I totally saw you guys online! 430 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,300 the only good zombie is a dead zombie. 431 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:21,600 - That's ridiculous! 432 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,600 - Fuck. 433 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,100 No, fuck you! - Ahhhhhhhhh! - Fuck you! 434 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,200 - What were you doing on a website called 435 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,700 A-Wholes.com, Craig? - You wanted to experiment! 436 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,300 Never mind that. All right, no, seriously, you guys are 437 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:38,300 fucking hilarious! And you, dude, you've got some real talent, all right? 438 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,800 "Only good zombie's a dead zombie!" 439 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,800 So fuckin' cheese, that is awesome, man! 440 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,000 Eww, gross! What the fuck?! 441 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,300 - What the fuck? You're the fuck! - Craig, get in the car! 442 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:54,200 - Why the fuck do I gotta get in the car? He should get in the car. Fucker spit on me! 443 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,400 - Just get in the car, Craig! - Yeah, Craig get in the car. - Get in the van, Max. 444 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,000 - Don't tell me to get in the van, Penny. 445 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000 - Max, I need you to trust my judgement right now and get in the van. 446 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,300 - You want me to get in the van? I'll get in the fuckin' van. - Thank you, Max! 447 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:10,200 I'm sorry. Um, he's been under a lot of stress lately. 448 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,200 - Right. - Hey, P! - Yeah? 449 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,900 - This is what I think of your fuckin' judgement! - Whoa! Max! Max, no! 450 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:22,000 Oh, my God! - Ha-ha-ha! Fucking hilarious! 451 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,900 - Shut up! - Max, what did you do? 452 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:28,800 - Fuck... - Oh, my God. This is bad. 453 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,300 Uh... do you have any, uh, crazy glue? 454 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:36,000 - No. We have to go now. - OK, no, I understand, um, 455 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,900 but IF you see anything 456 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:42,700 that's out of the ordinary, you can give us a call 457 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:45,800 right there. Penel-- that's me on the bottom there. 458 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,200 And I also have this for you. 459 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,400 Um... if you could just help-- 460 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:57,700 It sticks. Can you grab that? - Yeah, no problem. - Right here is... this! 461 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,300 - Ah. - It's complimentary, 462 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:03,800 and you can just give it a read. When you have a moment. 463 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,900 - Uh-huh. - Uh, sorry to bother you. 464 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,800 yeah. OK, Bye. - OK. Bye-bye. 465 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,100 - Max! Wait! 466 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:15,300 Wait! Max! Max! 467 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:21,200 - What a bunch of crazies. This is not funny! Max, it's not funny! 468 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 - Undead creature? 469 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,500 Humanoid-looking. Yeah. 470 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,900 Probably drooling... 471 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,900 and eating somebody's... 472 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,300 Ohhhh! 473 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,300 Eating somebody's brains. 474 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:42,300 Ugh! 475 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,900 Ugh! 476 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,800 Brains? 477 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,200 Ah! 478 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,500 Mm! 479 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,800 Mm! 480 00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,000 I want brai-- Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm! 481 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,900 Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm! 482 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,200 No I don't! No I don't! 483 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,100 I want, um... I want a...! 484 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,400 Pecan pie! 485 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,500 Mmm! Pecan pie! Mmm! 486 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,900 Mmm! Yeah! This is so delicious! 487 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:25,200 Mmm! Mmm! 488 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,900 Damn it! I want brains. 489 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,600 Ugh! 490 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,600 Oh, God! 491 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:48,300 I'm a zombie! I'm a god damned zombie. 492 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,200 Tina's gonna kill me. 493 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,200 No. 494 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,000 Yes. 495 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:12,500 Groovy. 496 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:15,300 Ouch! 497 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:18,500 Ahhhh... Whew! 498 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,900 All right, you little bastards. 499 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,300 Food chain ends here. 500 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,300 - ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 501 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:32,500 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 502 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,500 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 503 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:40,200 ? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 504 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,200 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 505 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,100 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 506 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:49,400 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 507 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,100 - Ah! 508 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,000 Ah! 509 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:10,000 - ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 510 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,600 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 511 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,600 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 512 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,600 ? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 513 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,100 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ? 514 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:26,200 - Oh, my God, it's moving. 515 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,700 Oh. 516 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,800 I don't know, Muffins. 517 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,100 Maybe I should just give up, turn myself in. 518 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:57,200 I'm a pretty crappy zombie. 519 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,200 Come here. 520 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,200 Come here, big guy. 521 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,400 Ohhhh. 522 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,200 Are you scared? 523 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,600 Sorry I scared you, buddy. You thought I was going to eat you, didn't you? 524 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,800 Yeah, you thought I was going to eat you. 525 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800 You thought I was going to eat your brain! 526 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:24,400 Wooo! 527 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,300 Did you take your fucking adrenaline? - Steve. 528 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:30,800 I don't know how you think you're gonna eat an entire watermelon-- 529 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,500 - Hi! 530 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:43,800 - Let me get this straight. You think that you are a zombie? 531 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:50,500 - Little bit. - Tina, this is ridiculous! Look at the pressure 532 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,600 that you're putting on him for this stupid wedding! 533 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,800 - What?! My rabbit just died! 534 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,200 - Oh, God, it was a glorified rat! 535 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,400 - Stop it! You heard the guy in the driveway. They said they were looking for me. 536 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,100 - Oh, God. - Steve, this is the real world, 537 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:09,600 OK? That guy was a psycho. There are no such thing as zombies! 538 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,300 - Then how do you explain the brains? Ugh! Damn it! 539 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:18,200 - Oh, my God. Gross! My fiancé doesn't eat brains. 540 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,800 - Ugh. 541 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,500 Can we please not say that word? 542 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,300 - Actually, I think he does eat... brains. 543 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,700 - Ugh. - Exhibit fuckin' A. 544 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,300 - Shut up! Shut up! 545 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,400 Steve, we are getting married, 546 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,400 and you are just freaking out. 547 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,400 Lots of men do this before the big day. 548 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,800 - Honey, I obviously have a problem here. - You have a problem? 549 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,600 I have a problem! 550 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,500 Do you know how many people are coming to our wedding? 551 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:49,800 How many meals I've skipped to fit into that $5,000 dress? 552 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,200 And now my fiancé tells me that he doesn't want to marry me by killing my rabbit! 553 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,200 - Baby, listen to me. I love you. Of course 554 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,500 I'm going to marry you! This isn't cold feet. I'm sick! 555 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:03,500 - Really? Really, Steve? OK, if you're a zombie, 556 00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,700 then how come you're not trying to eat my face? 557 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:09,600 - I don't know! I don't want to. I couldn't hurt anybody. 558 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,700 But baby, I... 559 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:17,700 I really need to eat! I am so freakin' hungry right now! 560 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:21,600 I can't even eat regular food! - So what do we do? - We find me 561 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,400 something I can eat. - That's it? 562 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,600 - Yes! It's not a big deal! 563 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,900 - I'm sorry, uh, no big deal? 564 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:32,800 Dude, you're a fucking zombie! This is a huge deal. 565 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,900 - All right, everybody, let's just calm down. 566 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,900 Craig, does that book say anything about food? 567 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,400 - Page one. 568 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,900 - Mmm! All right! 569 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,500 Just listen. I feel great. 570 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,400 All right? I feel good, I really do! 571 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,500 I just need to find myself some... Mmm! 572 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:02,500 You know? So I'm gonna go to the store and get them. 573 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,800 - We're coming with you. 574 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,800 - Thank you. 575 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,700 - No! 576 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:13,400 - I'll go change. 577 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,600 - This is bullshit. He's not a zombie. 578 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,500 - Of course he's not. But I'm gonna call him on it. 579 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,000 If he wants brains, I will get him brains. 580 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,200 I'll even mash them up and I will spoon feed him if I have to. But afterwards, 581 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,500 he's gonna tell me what this is really about. 582 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:44,400 - So... should I put this in the freezer? - Really, Craig? 583 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,900 - Maybe a stew? 584 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,500 Look at this place, look at this! 585 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,500 This looks great! 586 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,800 Um... OK. 587 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,300 - Creative Meats. - Gross. 588 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,400 - Ew. - Don't be rude. 589 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,900 I didn't realize meat was a medium for expressing creativity. 590 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,300 - Oh, dude! What are ya...? 591 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:30,700 Whoa. This place looks like a Civil War field hospital or something. 592 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:33,300 - Craig, a little positive thinking. 593 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,600 - Guys, look. Skunk meat! 594 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,900 - Fresh skunk meat! - Ah! 595 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:42,700 - You look like a gal with an adventurous palate. 596 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:46,100 You know, raccoon is more subtle than you might think, despite 597 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:48,700 it's popular reputation as a garbage feeder. 598 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,900 Yes, ma'am, I do love me some 'coon meat! 599 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:54,500 - Who doesn't? Ha-ha-ha-ha... 600 00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:01,000 - Actually, we're looking for something, a... little off the menu. 601 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,700 - Pardon me, sir, 602 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:06,600 but this establishment does not condone the sale 603 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,900 of illegal firearms. I am but a simple butcher. 604 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:15,900 But, just out of curiosity, what type and calibre are we talking about? 605 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,600 - Ohhh. 606 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,400 No, actually, thank you. 607 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,900 Um, we're actually looking for some... 608 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,500 brains. 609 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:32,600 - And maybe some of that racoon meat. - Eww! 610 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,100 - What? He made it... he made it sound kinda good. 611 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,500 - Did I just hear you right, boy? 612 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,600 Did you just ask me for... brains? 613 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,100 - Yes. 614 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:49,900 - Well, hot dog! I'm a brain man myself! 615 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:52,800 Wa-hooo! This is your lucky day, muchacho 616 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,800 I don't get as much call for brains, 617 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,100 on account of the cholesterol. But I'll tell ya, 618 00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:01,000 I'll take me a mass of pan-fried calves' brains 619 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,400 over a rack of ribs 10 out of 10! 620 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,700 - Ugh! - Sure. Ha-ha! Me too. 621 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:10,400 - These just came in this morning. 622 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:17,200 - Oh-ho-ho! This is messed up. 623 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,100 - Yeah, I'm gonna be in the car. 624 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,600 - Now, these little ones are appetizer size. 625 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,900 Great for holiday entertaining. 626 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:29,800 We got squirrel, muskrat, and those little ones there, 627 00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:33,500 them's rattlesnake. Choice eating, those! 628 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,600 - May I? - I'm not big 629 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,600 on free samples... 630 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,900 but I don't get many chances to eat brains 631 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:45,700 with a fellow gourmand, as it were, so... 632 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,700 Cheers. 633 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,700 - Steve! That's enough. 634 00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:56,400 You're not actually gonna eat that, are you? - Oh, yeah. 635 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,700 - I will be in the car. 636 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:06,000 - Well, I guess it's a table for two, monsieur! Unless... 637 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,800 - Oh, no. No, I'm good. 638 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,500 Yeah. 639 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,900 - Mmm! 640 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,900 - Just like a little candy, right, Stevie? 641 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:29,900 - They are delicious! 642 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:34,900 - You like 'em raw, too! A man after my own heart. Mmm! 643 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:41,300 - What are those ones there? - Oh, these are simply divine! Here we got 644 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:43,700 skunk, owl, Canadian beaver, 645 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:45,600 and rabbit. 646 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,600 - Oh, rabbit! Your favourite! 647 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,800 Too soon? - Mm... 648 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,100 - And this... 649 00:43:57,100 --> 00:44:01,800 is la pièce de résistance. This is 650 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,600 genuine, Grade A, all-American 651 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,700 grizzly bear brain. It is to die for. 652 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:15,200 - It's beautiful. - Grill this baby low and slow for-- 653 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:19,500 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, he's gonna pay 654 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,200 for that. That's $19.99 a pound. 655 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:30,000 - Ahh. Ahhh! - So? 656 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,600 How do you feel? - OK. 657 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,800 You know what? I feel OK. 658 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,600 - We'll take it. We'll take it all. 659 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,500 - Yeah! Ha-ha-ha! 660 00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:54,800 - See that? Good as new. 661 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,900 You wanna kiss and make up? 662 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,600 - Pull over there. 663 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,200 - You want to stay here? 664 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,700 - Uh, listen. Between the crazy glue and the painkillers 665 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:17,800 for your foot, we have gone way over budget, OK? So now we are roughing it. 666 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,400 Don't even! - Fine. I like it rough. 667 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,200 - Then don't moisturize your hand. 668 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,900 - OK, but you have to spit on it. 669 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,200 - I will glue that hand to your face! 670 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,200 Remove your hand. 671 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,200 Kindly remove your hand right now. - Give me a little. 672 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,700 - That's real mature, Max. 673 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:43,700 You have pushed me to my limit. 674 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,600 - Can you please 675 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,000 not do that right now? 676 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,800 - What? 677 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,000 - Eat like a fuckin' zombie pig! - Craig, you're not helping. 678 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000 - No. I'm not, because I'm not a zombie collaborator. 679 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,900 - SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 680 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,400 YOU SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP! 681 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,900 - Ow! What the fuck?! - Oh, my God! 682 00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:17,900 - OK. - Don't touch me right now! 683 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,400 - Look, I know this is a lot to take in, but it's really 684 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,700 gonna be OK. - Really? How? 685 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,900 - Yeah, how? - Here's an idea: 686 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:27,900 why don't we talk about this in the cabin? 687 00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:30,200 - Oh, no, I think we should talk about this on the way home. 688 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,400 - Yeah, I agree. I'll start packing. - Guys! Wait! 689 00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:38,300 Great. Thanks, Craig. - Eat me! 690 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,900 - What's that supposed to mean? - Would you two just please 691 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:43,200 stop it! - OK, damn it! 692 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,300 I know that you're scared, all right? I am too. - I'm not afraid. 693 00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:49,800 - There's no reason for us to be treating each other like this. 694 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,900 Now, I'm starting to feel better. The hunger's not so bad 695 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:54,800 anymore. Now, someone please tell me 696 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,400 where are my snake brains are. - They're in your hand. 697 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:01,900 - Which hand? - The one in the car. 698 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,900 - Oh, oh, my God! 699 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:06,100 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry, baby! 700 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:09,800 - That's amazing! I don't even feel that! 701 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,800 - What do you mean? - I don't feel it. At all. 702 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:17,300 - It doesn't hurt? - Nope! - Seriously? 703 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:25,700 - It's fine! I'm OK! - No pain? 704 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:28,400 - Uh-uh. - Let's do that again. 705 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,300 - No! - This is stupid! 706 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:34,300 - No, its actually pretty cool. - OK, you could warn me 707 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:37,300 next time. - Oh, look, you, uh, dropped your little bag of snacks there. 708 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,200 Let me get that for ya. 709 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,900 - What the fuck, Craig! - That was awesome! 710 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:46,400 - OK, that was a good one. 711 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,800 - No, but seriously, we should get you to a hospital. 712 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,300 - Why? I mean, aside from the brains and a little numbness, I'm fine. 713 00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:57,100 Besides, when it comes down to it, it's really just a dietary restriction. 714 00:47:57,100 --> 00:47:59,300 - Yeah, it's like that chick I know, uh, what's her face? 715 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:03,300 Um, she's allergic to gluten and shit. What's her face? Fuck. 716 00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:06,900 - It's me, you idiot! Your wife? I'm gluten intolerant! 717 00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:09,500 - Steve, 718 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:13,800 I just want you to feel like yourself again. - I do, Tina. 719 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,300 I feel great! And you know what? I'm happy. 720 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:21,200 And I'm in love with you. 721 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,500 - Ugh... 722 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,500 - OK, we can stay. - Seriously? 723 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,800 Am I the only one that sees a problem with this? 724 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,400 You can't feel pain! You eat brains! 725 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:39,400 - I don't even want to eat brains... 726 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,800 that much. Look, I promise, 727 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,300 the first second that I feel bad, we'll go home. All right? 728 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,600 - Fine. But for the record, 729 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,500 this is a bad idea. 730 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:52,900 - Lets just try to have some fun. 731 00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:55,900 - Oh!? 732 00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:59,500 Woo! 733 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:03,200 - ? ...go away 734 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,600 ? Even though I didn't want to let go ? 735 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,400 ? Why can't you see that what you're looking for ? 736 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:12,400 - Oh! Huh? 737 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,300 Hey! 738 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:17,100 - ? And you're never gonna let it show ? 739 00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:18,300 - Ah! 740 00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:24,900 - ? ...girl like you 741 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:28,300 ? You you you you you you you you ? 742 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,100 ? No, no, I don't miss you now ? 743 00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:49,900 ? But I will never find another one ? 744 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:52,500 ? No, no, you don't miss me now ? 745 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:56,100 ? But you will never... - Woo! 746 00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:58,600 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 747 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,300 - ? ...never find another one - I feel great! 748 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:10,300 Oh, my God! 749 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,200 Oh, kill me! 750 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,900 - That's it, we have to get him to the hospital. 751 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:37,200 - He's fine. Look at all the stuff he did today. 752 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,100 - Tina, he's not a superhero; he's undead! 753 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:45,000 I think he's getting worse. - How could this be worse? - Look. Right here it says: 754 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,400 "The undead host must consume living "human cerebral tissue. 755 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,500 Any dead or non-human tissue will eventually be rejected." 756 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,200 - Wh-Wh-What are you talking about? 757 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,500 - Animal brains are like junk food. It's like he's yakking up zombie mini doughnuts. 758 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,700 - Why didn't you tell us about this before? 759 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:05,300 - What? I hadn't gotten that far. Look at how thick this bitch is! 760 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:08,700 - Nooo, my Steve is gonna be OK. 761 00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:11,200 He's gonna be OK. He's gonna be OK 762 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,400 just in time for the wedding. - Tina, 763 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,900 if this keeps up, by next week we'll be at his funeral. 764 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:23,200 - Oh, hey, buddy. You get it all out? 765 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,200 - Oh, my God, Steve. 766 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,600 You look like death! That's it, Tina. 767 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:36,600 We have to take him to the hospital now! - Enough! 768 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,200 He's fine. He's fine! 769 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:44,100 We are not taking him to some back-water hospital. He's fine. 770 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:47,000 You just need some rest, right, baby? 771 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,600 You just need some rest, that's all. 772 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,500 - Ahhh... Ah! - Oh, my God! 773 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:57,500 - Holy fuck, dude! That is your ear! - OK, I draw the line at things 774 00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:00,100 falling off my brother's face. Craig, get the car. 775 00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:03,200 - Finally. See you guys, later. - No, they're coming with us. - Son of a fuck! 776 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,400 - No! We are not going anywhere! 777 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,500 Craig, go upstairs right now and get my cosmetic kit. 778 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,800 - Right. - This is fucked. 779 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,600 - Honey, I see women that are way worse come 780 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,200 into my salon, and you know what? 781 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:22,400 After I'm done with them, they're like, like new people! 782 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,600 - I'm in pretty bad shape, Tina. - Look at me. 783 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:31,100 You and I are going to be doing the chicken dance with my Nonna at our wedding 784 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,200 in one week. OK? 785 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,200 But right now my man looks like shit, 786 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,200 so we have some work to do. 787 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,500 Sarah, go get me a paper towel. 788 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:47,500 - Tina, you're not seri-- - Now! 789 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,500 Craig, 790 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,400 I need you to take Steve's ear and rinse it off. 791 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,100 - Fuck that noise! - Craig! 792 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,100 - What's that? 793 00:52:58,100 --> 00:53:01,200 - Oh, it's eyelash adhesive. Yeah. 794 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,100 - Oh-- - Oh! 795 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,100 - What? 796 00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:15,800 Just say they're piercings. I'm not fucking touching it. - Ugh... OK... 797 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,500 Heh-heh... 798 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,600 Now, just... 799 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,800 hold... still. 800 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,400 OK? And... 801 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,800 - Ugh! 802 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:33,300 - Ahhhhh! Ahhh, I feel like Frankenstein. 803 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,600 Thank you for being so sweet. 804 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:45,500 - Honey, I'm not giving up on you because of some eating disorder 805 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:48,800 or, or a missing ear. 806 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:54,200 This wouldn't even turn a head at my family dinner table. - I love you, baby. 807 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,600 - OK, now, stay straight. 808 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,600 You don't want to have crooked ears. 809 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,200 No. 'Cause my man has perfect ears. 810 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,800 - As long as he looks fine for your fucking wedding. 811 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,300 - Craig, can you come here for a sec? 812 00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:16,200 - What? 813 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,700 - Hold this. - Gross! 814 00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:20,700 - Don't move, either of you. 815 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:24,700 Sarah, can I talk to you in the other room for a second? 816 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:27,800 - You sure can. - Great. 817 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:32,300 - Whoa, wait. Where are you guys going? We'll be back. 818 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,300 - So, uh... zombie dick? 819 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:41,500 - Yeah, its pretty bad. - So, what now, Tina? You want to talk 820 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:44,500 about the fringe on my matron of honour dress? 821 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,700 - All right, that is... it! 822 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:50,200 - What the fuck?! You just punched my tit! 823 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:54,300 - Come on, tough girl. You got a problem with me? Let's see what you-- Oww! 824 00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:57,600 Ow! Jesus! You punch like a man! 825 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,300 - What the hell is your problem?! 826 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,400 - I just want us to get this out of our systems so that we can work together and help Steve. 827 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:07,200 - So you punch me in the tit?! What are you, 12? 828 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,400 - You're kind of a bad ass, so I... I needed an advantage. 829 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,700 - Yeah? Well, this bad ass is about to kick your ass! 830 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,600 If you're done playing zombie makeover with him, 831 00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:18,300 we can actually get him some god damn professional help. 832 00:55:18,300 --> 00:55:20,600 - What the...? 833 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 - Yeah, and those people that came by, 834 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,700 they seem like real humanitarians. - Tina! Sarah! 835 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:33,300 - Don't move that ear! - Yeah, Steve. This is hot. 836 00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:35,900 - I'm sick of you and your Little Miss Perfect bullshit! 837 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:40,600 - Ugh! - Girls! - Just a bit longer. 838 00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:46,300 - Don't you even! 839 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:48,300 Ah! Stop it! 840 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,700 I hate you! 841 00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:57,400 You! - Bitch! 842 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:11,400 - Emo slut! - Plastic whore! 843 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,700 - Enough! Tina! 844 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:19,500 Try talking to Sarah! 845 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:22,900 - Fine! Sarah, you're a bitch! - Tina! 846 00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:26,400 Stop using judgemental language, get to the heart of your conflict, 847 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,300 and empathize with her point of view. And Sarah, 848 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:33,600 stop being so defensively aggressive and be an active listener. 849 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,600 - OK. Sarah, I know how much you love your brother, 850 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,900 and I know that you don't think that I'm right for him. But I love him. 851 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:46,300 Right now, 852 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,800 he's Steve. But if we don't come up with something, 853 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,800 he's gonna turn into a monster. 854 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,600 - He already is, you morons! 855 00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,700 Look at him. He needs... 856 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,000 brains. - Ugh. 857 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,400 - Ah, gross. 858 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,800 - OK... Craig is right. 859 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,600 - Of course I'm right. The book says I'm right. 860 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,700 - And they're gonna have to be human too. 861 00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:11,800 But maybe I just need a bit. Just enough so that I can function. 862 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,300 - What do you have in mind? 863 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,300 - I'm going to go into town. 864 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:19,600 I'm going to find somebody that won't be missed. 865 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,700 And I'm gonna eat their fucking brains. 866 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,800 - Come on. 867 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,800 That's rich. 868 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,700 - No, you're not. 869 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,300 - There's no way, Steve. - What? 870 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:38,600 - Honey, I just accidentally pulled your ear off. 871 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,600 You're in no condition to hunt. - Well, what then? 872 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:47,700 - I have an idea. 873 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:03,700 - Jesus! Fff! 874 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,900 Look what you've done to our women, Steve. 875 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:08,400 And who the fuck packs hooker boots for a weekend 876 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,500 at the cottage? - I do, and you don't have to be involved if you're afraid. 877 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:14,900 - We're just afraid that you girls are gonna get into trouble. 878 00:58:14,900 --> 00:58:18,100 - Honey, everything is gonna be fine. - Family takes care of family. 879 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:21,400 - Yeah, and we're family, all right--the fuckin' Manson family! 880 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:26,000 So what are you girls gonna do Bring back some sorry prick so he can eat him. 881 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,100 - Wow. Thug life. Great. - Steve, 882 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:33,700 if we get someone, can you go through with this? 883 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,800 - I'm sure my zombie instincts will just kick in. 884 00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:39,100 But get somebody really old. Or like a real asshole. 885 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:41,700 - How about a really old asshole? 886 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:44,100 - Do you want a man or do you want a woman? 887 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,700 - Oh. A man. Definitely. I don't think I could eat a woman. 888 00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:49,800 - Gay. Way to go, Steve. You're the first gay-ass zombie. 889 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,800 You're really breaking a lot of ground this weekend. 890 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:55,100 - Craig, shut up. Seriously, we have to... 891 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:58,100 we have to get someone that you're gonna hate so you can... 892 00:58:58,100 --> 00:59:00,400 I dunno, kill them without remorse. 893 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,600 Like a... like a pedophile 894 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,200 or a meth dealer. 895 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,800 - Or a hipster. I really hate hipsters. 896 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:10,900 - Or a parking cop. I hate those bastards. - I hate the Portuguese. 897 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,600 Uh... um, anyways, you just need to make sure 898 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,000 you're ready to do what you have to do when we come back. 899 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,200 - Craig'll help you get ready. - What? Fuck that! 900 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,100 - Come on. 901 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,100 - So, if, uh, things don't work out between you and Tina, 902 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,700 and you decide to marry a gay zombie, 903 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:38,000 I do support your decision. But I wont be at the reception, 904 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,400 because I don't eat cock or brains. 905 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,900 - Yeah, you're hilarious there! - Yeah, so I RSVP "no" 906 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,900 to gay zombie wedding. Yup. 907 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,900 So long, Muffins. 908 00:59:56,700 --> 01:00:01,800 - This place reminds me of where my parents would take me camping every summer. 909 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,200 - My father... 910 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,700 sent me to a survival camp 911 01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:12,700 in the Philippines 912 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:15,800 when I was nine. 913 01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:19,900 They, uh, dropped me in the jungle in the middle of a monsoon. 914 01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:22,100 I had to survive for seven days. 915 01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:24,700 - Your father did that to you? 916 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,800 - It was my birthday. 917 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,100 I'm tellin' ya, though, 918 01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:33,900 those seven days... made me tough. 919 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:39,700 Tough enough to take anything that comes my way. Alive or undead. 920 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,600 - Max, why do you hate zombies so much? 921 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:49,900 I mean, what if your mother turned into a zombie? What would you do? 922 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,100 - Shoot her in the face. 923 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,300 - You would not shoot your mother in the face if she was in a coma. 924 01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,200 - No. If she was in a coma, 925 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:04,100 she wouldn't be trying to turn my head into a god damned fondue pot. 926 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:06,100 - Right. 927 01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:09,900 Well, if we find this resistant host, 928 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:12,800 we could find a vaccine. 929 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,300 You'd be a hero, Max. 930 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:17,600 - You're right, I am a god damn hero. 931 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:22,800 I'm tired of waiting for your orb to tell us what to do. We're gonna do this my way! 932 01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:24,900 - Uh, where are we going? 933 01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,900 - To get some bait. 934 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,900 - Him? He looks old. 935 01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:44,900 Kinda. - He looks like he could have Alzheimer's. 936 01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,700 Is that contagious? - This is just evil! 937 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:50,700 - Suck it up, Sarah. Your brother needs us. 938 01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:55,000 - Look. Soul patch. 939 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,000 That guy's a douche for sure. - He's too fat. 940 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,200 He's like a walking bucket of chicken. - I'm gonna throw up. 941 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,200 - Sarah, you need to take that terrified look off your face, 942 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:09,100 OK? We're not gonna get anyone unless you throw out a certain vibe. 943 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,800 - What kind of vibe? - Watch and learn. 944 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:18,000 - Wow. That's sexy. 945 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,600 - I know, right? OK, now you try. 946 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,800 Relax, throw your shoulders back, 947 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,900 and wipe that look off your face. 948 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:27,800 - OK, how's this look? 949 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:34,100 - Like you're having a pap smear. - Ugh! This isn't going to work! 950 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:38,000 - We can do this, Sarah! - I just don't know how we're gonna pick somebody. 951 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,600 - We'll figure it out. You know, just keep our eyes open 952 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:45,600 and eventually somebody'll just end up in our laps. 953 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,100 - Oh, my God! 954 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,200 - What the fuck! My car! - Tina. 955 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,700 Look. 956 01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:03,800 Big scary guy is checking us out. Hi. 957 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:14,400 - Huh. That big scary guy... 958 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,900 ...is a dead man. Hey. 959 01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:22,000 - Are you crazy? 960 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:26,000 She's crazy. 961 01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:35,000 - OK. So, apparently, eight bones make up 962 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000 the neurocranium. So it's like a bone vault 963 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,400 for the brain and brain stem. This part over here 964 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,200 is the parietal. So, this little sucker is 965 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,000 like a quarter of an inch thick and hard as shit. 966 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,900 All right, so you're gonna have to Babe Ruth smash the shit 967 01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:51,900 out of this thing so you can have access to the cerebral cortex. 968 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:55,100 - Got it. Oh, that smells good. 969 01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,000 Mmm! 970 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,900 - What the fuck, dude! - What? 971 01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:02,200 - You just smelled my fucking brain! 972 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,900 - No. Let's not jump to conclusions here. 973 01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:07,800 No, all right, you're a fucking monster! 974 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,000 - Craig! - Just stay the fuck away from me, all right? 975 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:14,100 Gay-ass zombie! 976 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,100 - God damn! 977 01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:29,500 - Wow! That is so... hot! 978 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:32,100 My, uh... 979 01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:34,400 woman parts like you too. 980 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,100 Ha-ha-ha... 981 01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:39,400 Ugh, how is he still standing? 982 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,400 He's had enough booze to knock out a rhino! 983 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:46,300 - Don't worry, it's OK. I have a plan. Just get him in the back seat. 984 01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:49,100 - Are you fucking joking me? No fucking way! 985 01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:53,800 - Don't worry, he's harmless. - Oh, yeah! 986 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,100 Oh, yeah! 987 01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:59,100 - Oh, my God! 988 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:06,800 - Come on! I need you to suck it up, and be sexy, and get him 989 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,900 in the back seat! Come on! Go! Get outta here! 990 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,400 - Hey... big man. 991 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,200 So... 992 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:24,000 so, you wanna, you wanna go for a ride? Stud monkey. 993 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,800 You make Mommy so horny! 994 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,400 What? 995 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:36,500 - Nothing, nothing, nothing. Go ahead, get in. 996 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,900 - Hey, there. 997 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:41,100 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 998 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:45,900 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-- - Ahhh! 999 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:49,300 - You have a pink 1000 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:52,200 stun gun? - Yeah. It's cute, right? 1001 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,400 OK, lets go! I'll drive! 1002 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,500 - Wait! What about me? 1003 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:04,100 - Pizza, pizza, pizza! 1004 01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:06,100 Ha-ho! Pizza! 1005 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:09,100 Pizza, pizza! 1006 01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:12,500 - Max. 1007 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,500 - Pizza, pizza, pizza! 1008 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:17,900 Ha-ha! Evening, young lady. 1009 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:22,400 - Hello! Are you, uh, Captain Cletus? - Where's the pizza? 1010 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,000 - The... 1011 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:29,000 No, uh, sorry. We are actually here for something else. 1012 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,600 - Ma'am, if you are implying I might be in possession 1013 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,600 of illegal firearms, I will kindly ask you to leave-- 1014 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:37,200 - No, we don't want guns, Admiral Redneck. 1015 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,400 We need brains. - Uh... Max. 1016 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,400 - Ya'll have 1017 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,500 a good night, now. - No wait, OK, 1018 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,900 all we want is brains. - Sorry, Missy, no can do. 1019 01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:51,900 Somebody cleaned me out earlier today. - Who? 1020 01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:54,300 - Bunch of kids. Now beat it. - No, wait! 1021 01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:56,600 Can you tell us anything else about them? 1022 01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:00,300 - Couple o' pretty-looking ladies was hanging with some queer-looking feller 1023 01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:03,200 and another that couldn't get enough of my brains! Now, git! 1024 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,200 - That's our zombie, Penny. Come on. 1025 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,400 - The cottage! No, Max, wait! 1026 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:10,200 If the infected one hasn't eaten the others yet, it must mean 1027 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:15,100 that he's resisting the infection! Which is wonderful! 1028 01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:17,500 Shit! Where is that cottage? 1029 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,400 - Hey, man, did you order the Vegetarian Nightmare? 1030 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:24,100 Extra Polish sausage, German sausage, Belgian Sausage, 1031 01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:27,100 Russian sausage-- - Nope. 1032 01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:32,300 - Fuckin' hate this job. 1033 01:07:32,300 --> 01:07:34,500 - Ugh! 1034 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:37,900 Oh, God. Ugh! 1035 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:41,000 OK. 1036 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,000 Oh, God. Ugh! 1037 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,900 - What the hell! - I have been worried sick! 1038 01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:52,000 - Shut up, Steve! Oh, baby, you look kinda better, 1039 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,200 that's good, but shut up. You need to help us carry this in. 1040 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,100 - This is ridiculous. 1041 01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:59,500 We need a dolly or something. Where's Craig? 1042 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:03,000 - Uh... sleeping, I think. 1043 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,400 - Sleeping?! - What? 1044 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,000 - Yeah! I can help. 1045 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,400 - OK. - Come on. 1046 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,600 OK, I'll take his legs, or-- 1047 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:17,400 - Oh, my God! How did you get this guy?! 1048 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,700 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1049 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:22,300 - Holy crap! - This is ridiculous! 1050 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:25,300 Are you girls pulling? - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 1051 01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:28,300 - Fuckin' freak family. 1052 01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:36,100 - OK, we softened him up for you. 1053 01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:40,200 - That guy is huge! - I know, honey, but he's out cold. 1054 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,400 Are you ready? - Oh this is crazy. 1055 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:46,200 You girls just kidnapped a guy! And now you're gonna eat him! 1056 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:50,600 - OK, listen to me. This is very important. 1057 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:53,100 This is our new lifestyle, OK? 1058 01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:55,200 And if we're gonna walk down the aisle together, 1059 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,000 then we both just need to embrace this. 1060 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,500 - OK, all right. He's all tied up and he's still out of it. 1061 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:04,600 I wouldn't wait too long. 1062 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,300 - All right. I'm gonna go downstairs and eat this guy! 1063 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:09,700 - OK. - Thank you! 1064 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,200 You've both have been so incredible. 1065 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:15,500 I'm so happy to see the two of you working together so well. 1066 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,500 You know, I think if this weekend has taught us anything-- 1067 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,400 - Steve, just GO! - Wah! 1068 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,800 - Love you! - Wait, wait, wait! Here! 1069 01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:28,200 - Oh, my God! 1070 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,500 Boots are killing me! 1071 01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:59,100 - Oof! Ugh! 1072 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,500 OK... 1073 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:11,600 - I can smell his undead ass. 1074 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:15,200 - Max, we haven't gotten a reading from the orb. 1075 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,800 We've been driving around in circles for hours. 1076 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:22,500 OK, you have all the bells and whistles in here. You have this! 1077 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,800 Who do you even talk to in this? 1078 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,500 And yet you don't have a NAV system! 1079 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,400 - I don't need a fucking computer. 1080 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:33,300 I'm a fucking professional! I can feel when they're close by. 1081 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:35,300 I don't need a fucking piece of technology. 1082 01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:37,500 You're a stone-cold killer. 1083 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:43,500 - You're a stone-cold killer. You're a stone-cold killer. - Get it. 1084 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:48,200 - You're a stone-cold-- - Hello? - Hey. Uh, y-you guys came by 1085 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:53,800 my place today. It's my friend, he's turned into a zombie. - OK, uh, uh, 1086 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,700 calm down, and, uh, where are you? 1087 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:59,200 - Uh, it's 42 Clear Lake Drive. 1088 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,300 - 42 Clear Lake Drive. - Who is it? 1089 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,900 - Oh, we're close! - Who is it?! 1090 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:07,500 you're just going to do tests, you're not gonna hurt him? 1091 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:10,500 Your gonna make him back to normal again, right? - Of course. 1092 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,900 He's gonna be in good hands-- - You're fucking right 1093 01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:14,900 he'll be in good hands. Who the fuck is this? 1094 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:18,500 - Who the fuck is this? - Hey, calm the fuck down, pal. 1095 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:20,900 - I don't want to calm the fuck down. Fuck you, fucker! You calm the fuck down! 1096 01:11:20,900 --> 01:11:23,900 - You fucking relax! - No, you go fuck yourself 1097 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:25,900 and get the fuck over here, you fucker! 1098 01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:29,500 - No, you fuck yourself, you fuck! - Fuck you. 1099 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,400 - Fuck! FUUUUUUUCK! 1100 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:34,500 - Max! Max, really? 1101 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,300 Those things practically have feelings. 1102 01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:38,800 - Not anymore. 1103 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,500 - Ha! 1104 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,900 That's stupid. 1105 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,700 Mmm... no. 1106 01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:08,400 Just do it! 1107 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,600 Mmm. 1108 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:42,000 - Hey. 1109 01:12:57,300 --> 01:13:01,800 - What the hell are you guys doing with all those guns? - Hey there, pumpkin. 1110 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:06,300 Nice of you to call us about your little friend-- 12 hours too late. 1111 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:09,900 - You promised me you weren't gonna hurt him. - No, no, no. 1112 01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:12,800 No, no, we won't hurt him, OK? We promise. 1113 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,700 Right, Max? We won't hurt him. 1114 01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:17,300 - You stay here with sugar tits. I got this one. 1115 01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:19,700 - No, wait, Max. Max, this one is different. OK, we cannot 1116 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:24,300 waste this opportunity. It'd be like throwing away the cure for cancer. OK, Max, listen! 1117 01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:29,600 - No, you listen! Zombies are killin'. 1118 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:33,900 - Max, we need this guy, OK? 1119 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,300 - No, no! 1120 01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:38,900 - Christ. - No, no, no, no! 1121 01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:46,900 - I don't need anybody. 1122 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:03,300 Mmm... 1123 01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:10,800 - This orb was centuries... old. 1124 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,800 - Lady, fuck your orb, all right? 1125 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,100 Make sure that maniac doesn't hurt my friend! 1126 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:18,700 Where is he? 1127 01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:23,300 - No, you don't understand! - Don't you touch my brother! - Where is he?! 1128 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:27,500 - Sorry, pal. 1129 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:36,100 - Open the door! 1130 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:38,500 Open the door! Open the door! - No! 1131 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:42,700 - Open the door! Open the door! - No! 1132 01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:45,400 - Open the door! Open the door! Girls! 1133 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,400 Girls! Open the door! 1134 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,800 Ah! 1135 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,800 - Is that-- - Yes! It is. 1136 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:10,100 - You promised me you weren't gonna hurt him! 1137 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:13,800 - Wait! You called them?! - Uh-oh. Awkward. 1138 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,800 Hey! 1139 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,700 What the hell is that? - Oh, just hundreds of years 1140 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:20,700 of mystical antiquity that you selfishly discar-- 1141 01:15:20,700 --> 01:15:22,900 - Oh, for Christ's sake, Penny, get over it! 1142 01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:26,000 - I wanna say goodbye to him. - No, no, no, no, no! 1143 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,200 - No, it's... it's pretty messy. 1144 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,200 - Thank you so much for coming. 1145 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,700 I don't know what we would have done without you. 1146 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:37,700 - Well, luckily, Little Miss Braveheart over here, she had the good sense 1147 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:41,100 to give us a call when she did. Way to go, 1148 01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:46,600 pumpkin. Now you can sew a big, fat "Courage" badge 1149 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:49,000 on your Girl Scout sash. Great big badge 1150 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,600 in the shape of a lion, giving you two thumbs up. 1151 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,600 How about that, huh? 'Cause you are 1152 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,600 such a mature young woman. You may even get asked 1153 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,800 to the junior prom where you can get fingered 1154 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,800 in the cafetorium, right next-- - You know what? Fuck you, 1155 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,500 asshole! All right? That was my best friend! 1156 01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,600 - And we are so sorry for your loss, and we will personally-- 1157 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,600 - You know what? Why are you OK with this? Your brother's dead! 1158 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:15,500 - You're right! It's, it's, it's horrible! You, you monsters! 1159 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:17,500 Get the fuck out of here! 1160 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,000 - Yes, yes, yeah, yeah! You know what? 1161 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,800 You guys are animals! Leave now! 1162 01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:26,800 - OK, you're right. Let's blow, Penny. I'm sorry. 1163 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:30,500 - What the fuck?! 1164 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:33,000 - Hi. 1165 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:37,000 Ugh! - Holy fuck, Steve! 1166 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,100 You're OK! Did you see me? I was fucking crying 1167 01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:41,700 and everything! Did you see? - Nice try, zombie. 1168 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:44,900 Now, get read¦÷ to say your prayers... 1169 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,900 in hell! 1170 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:50,200 - No! - Get out of the way. 1171 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,200 - No! You are not gonna shoot him, because we are getting married in six days! 1172 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,000 - Don't make me shoot through ya. - No! Don't you see? 1173 01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:01,100 He's not a complete zombie! He's still human! - Max, you idiot! 1174 01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:03,700 Don't you see this is it? He's resisting the infection. 1175 01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:06,800 This is our chance to find the cure! 1176 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,700 - Oh, yeah, sure, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? 1177 01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:11,700 A nice little guinea pig that you can study 1178 01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:14,000 and make everything all better. Then everybody gets 1179 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:18,100 booster shots and lollipops and there are no more zombies. 1180 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:21,600 Let me tell you something, sister. The only shot that cures a zombie 1181 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,700 comes out of the end of this sweet little baby 1182 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:26,100 right here. 1183 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:32,000 Suck it up, brain junkie, 1184 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,600 'cause you ain't getting a lolli after this one. No! 1185 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:37,600 - Get off me, you bitch. 1186 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,000 Happy honeymoon. - Ah! 1187 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,900 - Shit! 1188 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:47,300 - Whoa! Hey! 1189 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:55,100 - Do it, Steve! - Yeah, eat that fucker's head! - Oh, God, 1190 01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:56,800 messy fucker. 1191 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,700 - I can't do this. 1192 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,900 Ah... it's time to face the fact 1193 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:11,200 that I'm, uh, whatever this is. 1194 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,800 And whatever this is is not safe to be around. 1195 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:19,000 - Oh, Steve, dude, seriously, I am so sorry I called you a gay-ass zombie 1196 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,700 all right? We can put you on an island somewhere, all right? 1197 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:25,700 Somewhere far away. We'll come visit, like at Christmas and shit, right? 1198 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:29,600 - Steve, think about this. 1199 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,900 - Sarah, I can't be this selfish. 1200 01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:34,300 I can't go on having people in my life be accessory 1201 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:37,200 to murder. - No, Steve! 1202 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:41,200 No! - You'll take care of her, yeah? 1203 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,100 - Steve, please, 1204 01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:48,800 give me the gun. 1205 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,900 - I am so sorry, Tina. 1206 01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:53,800 I really wish I could be there for all of it-- 1207 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:58,100 for the chicken dance with your Nonna, 1208 01:18:58,100 --> 01:19:01,800 eating our wedding cake, seeing you 1209 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,800 in your dress. 1210 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,400 I love you. 1211 01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:11,900 - I love you, Steve. 1212 01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:21,300 - All right. 1213 01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:24,300 Where do you wanna do this? You want to, uh... 1214 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:27,900 go around the back? Or what do you wanna do? 1215 01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:30,200 Max, let's talk about this! 1216 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:33,800 - Whoa! Here?! Really?! Now?! Are you sure?! 1217 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,900 - I just want you to know, 1218 01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:39,100 of all the zombies I've encountered, you're... 1219 01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:41,100 the most human. 1220 01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:43,900 - Please. Not in front of my girl. 1221 01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:47,300 - All right. - Oh! 1222 01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:52,100 - The only good zombie... - is a dead zom-- 1223 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:58,100 - Shit... 1224 01:19:58,100 --> 01:20:00,100 I was aiming for his leg. 1225 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:07,200 - Holy fuck, lady! You just, like, totally wasted your boyfriend! 1226 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:11,200 - He was not my boyfriend. 1227 01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:13,700 He was the muscle. 1228 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:18,100 OK, Steve? Steve. 1229 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,300 Here's how it is. 1230 01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:23,400 Um... I could put you down 1231 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:27,300 right now, if that's what you want me to do. Or, you can come with me, 1232 01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:31,300 and we can see if we can't find a cure for this, uh, 1233 01:20:31,300 --> 01:20:36,100 this thing. Now, I-I-I can't promise any thing, b-b-but 1234 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:38,100 I will use all of my resources, I will work day and night, 1235 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:42,200 I will use my education until we find a way to beat this infection. 1236 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,300 Oh, and, and when we're done with this 1237 01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:48,200 and we find a cure... you'll be a hero. 1238 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,300 - Really? 1239 01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:52,300 - I'll be a hero. 1240 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:55,200 But, uh, but you'll be a celebrity, 1241 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,300 which is... pretty much as good. 1242 01:20:57,300 --> 01:21:00,000 - Dude, we are gonna be famous! 1243 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,200 - So, what do you say, Steve? 1244 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:07,200 - All right, I'll-- - Ahh! 1245 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,800 - Baby! Are you all right? 1246 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,100 - You fucking moron! 1247 01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:18,400 - Ewwww! 1248 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,200 - We're safe now. 1249 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:25,100 Everything is gonna be fine! - You are a fucking moron! 1250 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:28,200 She was gonna help us. She was gonna help Steve! 1251 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:31,800 You ruined everything! - She was gonna hurt him, Craig! 1252 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,800 OK?! She wanted to use him for experiments! 1253 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:39,200 - No, we were gonna be celebrities! On the internet! 1254 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:43,300 Or at least on fucking TV! - Everything was gonna be fine! 1255 01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:45,400 - EVERYTHING IS FINE! 1256 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,900 FUCK! Look at Steve! 1257 01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:52,300 Steve! You're all... happy! 1258 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:54,300 - Hi, Tina. - Oh! 1259 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:58,100 Hi, baby. Everything is gonna be OK. 1260 01:21:58,100 --> 01:22:01,900 We are gonna get married, we are gonna be happy, 1261 01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:04,300 and we are gonna be fine. 1262 01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:06,900 I think I may have fucked up a little bit 1263 01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:10,100 at the end there, but its OK, 'cause we made it! 1264 01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:11,900 - Baby. 1265 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,000 - I love you. - I love brains! 1266 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,500 - ? Hey, hey, hey! 1267 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,300 ? Hey, hey, hey! 1268 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,300 - ? It was a bad idea 1269 01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:54,000 ? To give me this kind of time ? 1270 01:22:54,000 --> 01:23:00,200 ? When they said "You're gonna be ? ? In solitary confinement" 1271 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:04,000 ? While the other inmates 1272 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,100 ? Are outside lifting barbells 1273 01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:12,700 ? I'm in an 8x10 1274 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:15,300 ? Prison cell 1275 01:23:15,300 --> 01:23:21,500 ? But in the night of the sun ? 1276 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:24,100 - ? Hey, hey, hey! 1277 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:29,100 - ? The night of the sun 1278 01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:31,500 - ? Hey, hey, hey! 1279 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:36,500 - ? The night of the sun 1280 01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:39,100 - ? Hey, hey, hey! 1281 01:23:39,100 --> 01:23:46,500 - ? The night of the sun 1282 01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:49,100 - ? New state officials 1283 01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:54,100 ? Are outside running around 1284 01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:56,500 ? And they're telling the public ? 1285 01:23:56,500 --> 01:24:01,500 ? That I need to be put down ? 1286 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:05,400 ? And Washington's saying 1287 01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:09,200 ? Emphatically 1288 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:12,800 ? That I wasn't doing things 1289 01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:15,400 ? Democratically 1290 01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:21,600 ? But in the night of the sun ? 1291 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:24,200 - ? Hey, hey, hey! 1292 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:29,200 - ? The night of the sun 1293 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:31,600 - ? Hey, hey, hey! 1294 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:36,600 - ? The night of the sun 1295 01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:39,200 - ? Hey, hey, hey! 1296 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:44,200 - ? The night of the sun 1297 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:47,800 ? The sun! 1298 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:05,400 ? It was a bad idea - ? It was a bad idea 1299 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,400 - ? To give me this kind of time ? 1300 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:14,500 - ? To give me this kind of time ? - ? It was a bad idea 1301 01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:26,700 - It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own, 1302 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:30,100 walking around blindly with dead eyes. 1303 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,200 - ? I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world ? 1304 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:43,500 ? When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl ? 1305 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:48,300 ? Fall in, fall in, fall in, fall in ? 1306 01:25:48,300 --> 01:25:50,700 ? I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world ? 1307 01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:53,200 ? When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl ? 1308 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:58,200 ? Fall in, fall in, fall in, sit down ? 1309 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,300 ? I might be blonde, but I'm not dumb ? 1310 01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:02,900 ? I can make a J sign with my finger and my thumb ? 1311 01:26:02,900 --> 01:26:05,300 ? Oh no I got a paper gun pointed at your shirt ? 1312 01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:07,700 ? It'll totally stain your rug and it's probably gonna hurt ? 1313 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:09,900 ? You might still be living and I might be dead ? 1314 01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:12,300 ? But you're lookin' way dirtier than me, K, fair ? 1315 01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:14,600 ? It's a rising of the zombies and my face is rare ? 1316 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,300 ? Because that cute little zombie is risen from the dead ? 1317 01:26:17,300 --> 01:26:19,500 ? I might have an axe stuck in my neck ? 1318 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,900 ? But I still got all my homies' and my playas' respect ? 1319 01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:24,300 ? I got the dopest rhymes goin' through my head ? 1320 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,700 ? And my playas was right, yo, hip hop's dead! ? 1321 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:29,200 - ? I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world ? 1322 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,500 ? When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl ? 1323 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:36,300 ? Fall in, fall in, fall in, fall in ? 1324 01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:38,700 ? I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world ? 1325 01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:41,200 ? When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl ? 1326 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:46,300 ? Fall in, fall in, fall in, sit down ? 1327 01:26:46,300 --> 01:26:48,500 - ? A to the D to the O double G ? 1328 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,700 ? He used to be a rapper but he's now a zombie ? 1329 01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:53,200 ? Gimme a couple boxes of some Lucky Charms ? 1330 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,500 ? And maybe some blood, and both of your arms ? 1331 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,900 ? 'Cause I'm a zombie and I need my food ? 1332 01:26:57,900 --> 01:27:00,400 ? Excuse me if my hand falls off, I don't mean to be rude ? 1333 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,800 ? I'm a gangsta and a zombie too ? 1334 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,400 ? My head just rolled off, could you pass me that glue? ? 1335 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,600 ? I like playing b-ball, especially with my head ? 1336 01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,200 ? The NBA won't let me join, I think it's 'cause I'm dead ? 1337 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:12,600 ? Knock, knock, who's there? I got a date with Wolf Man ? 1338 01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:14,900 ? We're going to this brand new club to party... ? 1339 01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:16,900 ? Go, zombie, it's your birthday ? 1340 01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:19,400 ? We're gonna party like it's your birthday ? 1341 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,800 ? Go, zombie, it's your birthday ? 1342 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:25,000 ? We're gonna party like it's your birthday... ? 104243