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yo

joe

he'll fight for freedom wherever there's

trouble g.i joe is

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is g.i there against cobra the enemy

fighting to save the day

he never can stop he's always there

fighting for freedom over land

gi joe is the code name for america's

daring highly trained special mission

force its purpose to defend human

freedom against cobra a ruthless

terrorist

determined to rule the world

he never gives up he'll stay till the

fights one g.i joe will dare go

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please let me go oh please

just what do you have going on here dr

mindbender patience my dear commander

you shall see

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cool blimey did you see that

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i'm young and beautiful that completes

our computer simulation

very interesting mind bender

yes that is quite a demonstration doctor

but why waste our time if it doesn't

really exist

madame vale internationally famous

cosmetic tycoon has perfected the facial

transference machine

why should we care about some babbling

senile woman's vanity because i will it

i must possess this process

its value to cobra is limitless yes i

could lead an assault force we'll break

in and steal it no need for any undue

heroism cobra commander she will share

her secrets for a price

i draw your attention to operation high

fashion madam vale needs an abundance of

beautiful young women to keep her

operation going she will exchange her

secret for the most beautiful faces in

the world and we will supply the faces

downtown darling don't carry so many

magazines at once

sorry when it's not every day i help a

famous fashion model move

dial tone don't forget soon to be a

superstar satin don't like this

neighborhood full of punks and crazies

don't worry about me lowlight your

little sister knows all about punks and

crazies yes she grew up with you didn't

she

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what's that it's a letter satin with our

names on it somebody must have slipped

it under the door

i can't believe it this is too good to

be true

let me see that dear una and satin

glamour girls magazine seeks most

beautiful and exciting new celebrities

as models photo sessions tomorrow sounds

bogus to me like how can you be so

totally uncool low-light only everybody

knows glamour girls is the most

prestigious fashion magazine in the

world only everybody still don't like it

well satin and i are doing it low light

and that is that

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watch it rip other bloody things falling

be careful with the equipment you

bumbling fools the whole operation

hinges on it what's this all about

zartan here let me show you we send

subliminal hypnotic suggestions through

the camera's flash uh how do i look boss

gray just great

how do you feel torch oh great just

great zartan good then you won't mind

working through lunch and letting me

have your share of the booty sure thing

mate i'll get right to it

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goris he lost his mind

no he's merely hypnotized just as our

celebrities will be when we take their

pictures then they shall willingly be

transported to madame vales tropical

island

hope they don't mind losing a little

face

what

still not set up

the first celebrities will be here

before you know it zorana you take over

the baroness and i must attend to some

other matters i'll get some work out of

these shiftless bums if it's the last

thing i do

how is the work coming dr mindbender

wonderfully madame phil your

transference machine will work like a

charm of course it will i've invested a

fortune to perfect it just as i've spent

a fortune to perfect me

don't you find me attractive doctor you

you're absolutely ravishing

liar

i am old and ugly and repulsive

but i own the machine that can restore

me dr mindbender

and cobra shall not have it unless you

fulfill their bargain no young beauties

no machine madam vale look at these

photos

these celebrities are invited to be

glamour girls

you shall pick the cream of the crop for

your operation perfect

beauty is so often wasted on the young

luna cut it out you're making dial tones

sick

oh come on low light satin and i don't

want to be late for our appointment at

glamour girls you don't mind the drive

do you dial tone i guess not

we'll hang around and drive you home low

light this session could take hours

i'm a big girl you know but don't wait

i'll call later

wonderful marvelous

artist simply divine franco darling

natural

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now there is just one more thing

darlings

we are going to give you instructions

and you will follow them do you

understand

sure of course about time you finished

hey where are you gowns going we're

invited to a party you ain't finished

moving yet ciao

women

can't live with them can't live without

them

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let's hope they're prompt the hypnotic

suggestion wears off exactly at midnight

can you believe our luck i could just

die

fabulous

i feel just like cinderella

i think i spoke too soon oh no i got a

feeling we're not in kansas anymore

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g.i joel will return after these

messages now back to gi joe

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give it a break my man

blasted low-light those were supposed to

last all week

hey low-light phone call dial tone wants

to talk to you says it's important yo

dial tone yeah low light i got robin

oona's agent on the line she wants to

talk to you yeah

your sister hasn't made a session in

three days where are you hiding her

don't ask me you're her agent i've got a

dozen art directors screaming at me you

helped her move where did she say she

was going

she didn't haven't seen her since she

moved well she and half the celebrity

models in this town must be taking a

powder i can't get anybody on the phone

yeah got me didn't you yes but i don't

think you'd look too good in a spring

bikini

dial tone meet me at mainframes computer

lab now let me get this straight you

want me to check all these magazines and

give you the names of every model

working in this town that's right but

that'll take weeks do it now

sure pal

what's this just the darndest mystery i

ever laid eyes on see low light and i

helped his sister move into a new

apartment yes i've been meaning to talk

to you about the unauthorized use of an

r striker flint listen to dial tone he's

got something important all right dial

tone it's all yours um uh anyway she and

satin got this invitation to pose for

fashion magazine called glamour girls

now oona and satin have disappeared

along with these other celebrities model

candy huntley singer sherry eastman

actress tara dawson and model carol

lee's just disappeared today sounds like

a job for the police not g.i joe check

out that mag look who owns glamour girls

extensive enterprises

you copied my dress your dress

typical model some creep locks us in a

dungeon and they argue about fashion

are the subjects satisfactory

that one there

i like her she has spirit

see that she's the first one in the

transference

now who could machine be

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yes may i help you darling yeah like i'm

you know alana and this is titania hi

but there must be some mistake

i don't think so robin from the agency

told us to come over as soon as we

finished our fashion world magazine

shoot

ah let me talk to franco for a moment

natasha is faking fashion world magazine

went out of existence years ago let's

check the files

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look at this pictures of the missing

girls

including low light sister someone's

coming

bonjour ladies natasha tells me there is

some confusion over your appointment

like you know if it's a major hassle we

can

no hassle as your americans so

charmingly say

as a matter of fact you're both just the

type for a job i'm photographing right

now

semanifique truly you are two of the

most beautiful models i have ever

photographed perfect

wonderful

oh lonely well at least covergirl and

lady j are okay

but the bug i planted in lady j's purse

is picking up some strange electronic

signal hold it right there perfect

good

keep moving

marvelous

beautiful

lovely

wonderful perfect just what i needed and

now natasha will show you out

but remember darlings the party tonight

we insist on seeing you oh like right

wouldn't miss it for the world bye

hey you took your own sweet time sorry

low light it's clean just a regular

photography studio hey don't you want to

ride with us thanks dial tone but we've

got a party to go to

holy that's what oona and satin said

before they disappeared

lift ticket lady j and cover girl are

under some kind of hypnotic suggestion

relax low light i'm following the tracer

lady j has in her purse all right you

bleeding dingos put your backs into it

hey mates what say we make zurana take

orders from us hey

that's delicate equipment monkey brain

say cheese

stop taking me blooming picture

now you bums are you gonna work or do i

have to snap you around some more oh now

you ain't gonna hurt us are you serena

why why no

i'd never hurt you chaps

yeah boys let's have some fun ain't you

got some place to be hmm

oh you're right i got a party to go to

the magic of photography

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there they go what kind of party could

they be having on a tugboat exactly

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a cobra moray

come on ladies mustn't keep madame vale

away hey

you can't leave without me

it's serrano what's this all about who

cares let's shake them down

cobra

find some cover

looks like we're trapped

between the devil and the deep blue sea

gi joe will return after these messages

now back to gi joe

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[Applause]

let's see how you do in the dark

watch it

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who's gonna tell the boss about serena

don't worry just treat it like a joke

you what oh we just man it is a joke of

the honest

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those morons the dreadnocks

the runner and sent her to madame vale

ah

yes a rana what a pleasant surprise

madam faye likes her face very very much

set her free i demand it oh no zartan

the transference machine is far more

important than mere family ties

nice talking to you zartan

all right you're relieved i'm taking

over now but i need authorization from

cobra commander there he is ask him

so much for team spirit zartan

yes and i'll release you under one

condition you rescue my sister zarana

look joes don't bargain with cobra this

time you must your sister and mine are

in great danger

where

madame vales island retreat

i'm risking my life by providing you

with weapons and amore

save zorrana

this is for una

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madame vale wants una first get him

girls

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machine with her

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that will be quite enough ladies

i think they've won this round girls

hey

let's get going

too late we've got company vipers

they're always fun

oh boy target practice

good shooting just get us to madame

vales island

hurry up oona's in a lot of trouble i'm

trying it's always so easy in my movies

let me out of here activate the

transference machine

yes madam

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it's not working i must have her face

try it again

what happened good work tara you shorted

out the entire electrical system

just like in one of my pictures gee

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let me out

oh better hurry

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alert the vipers the celebrities have

escaped

no weapons we want them unharmed

you heard dr mindbender boys he said not

to harm us unfortunately though we can

harm you

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and now for everyone's favorite move

number eight

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want me to show you move number seven

you got here just in time the women are

escaping

hey you're not

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okay let's find the girls

yo joe

unbelievable

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nice of you guys to drop in

well

uh glad you ladies are on our side

all right reptile una where is she

in the lab

low light wait hurry put me through the

transference before

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here's one for lady jay

who are you all right

yes

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do it now

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get some light oona oona are you okay

i i think so where's mine bender i think

somebody slipped by in the dark i guess

good lord

low light did you reach owner in time oh

oh no

it's horrible

let me see my face

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it's nothing to look at nothing

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see what you can do for her

i'll try

but there's not much to work with

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g.i joe will return after these messages

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so

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you