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[bright music]
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- I just don't see why this
photo shot is so important.
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- Photo shoot--
come on, Optimus.
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"Trucks Illustrated"
is the number one big rig
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blog on the web.
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You don't want to be left out
of the trailer issue, do you?
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- Yeah, and it'll be great
for the Autobots' image.
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I didn't want to say anything,
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but you're losing popularity
in the all-important 24
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to 48-foot trailer demographic.
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- And there are still
some folks who aren't jazzed
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about Cybertronians
living on Earth.
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We got to show them that
Autobots are regular people.
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- Yeah, regular giant
techno-organic people,
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just like them.
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- Well, it is my
responsibility to strengthen
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the bond between humans
and Cybertronians.
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For the good of botkind,
I will do it.
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- All right--
now we got to make sure
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you put out your best look.
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- Hmm, I could show
the trailer in battle mode.
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[beeps]
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[metallic clanking]
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- Yeah, I don't think
the big canon really
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sells peace and friendship.
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- Maybe just keep
the trailer closed.
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- [groans]
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[beeps]
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[metallic clanking]
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[finger squeaks against metal]
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- Yikes.
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And get it washed.
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- Optimus, trust me on this.
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I have a lot of experience
taking bad school photos.
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They can haunt you forever.
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- What is up with the rat?
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- I had peanut butter
on my neck,
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and he thought it was his.
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They called me
"Ratty Robby" all year.
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You don't want kids calling
you "Optimus Grime," do you?
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- Very well.
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You're in charge.
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- Ha!
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Awesome, the photo
shoot's not until sunset.
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We'll have it back
in plenty of time.
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[whirs]
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[clanks]
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- Please be careful with it,
and no air freshener.
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I don't want it smelling
like a pine tree.
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- OK!
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- OK.
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[squeaking]
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- Whoo!
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This trailer is going to
sparkle in the sunset.
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- Ooh, I'm setting up
a social media account
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to get more eyes on it.
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[electronic beeping]
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- [gasp]
We're missing a valve cap.
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BRB.
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- Comments, photos--
ooh, emoticons.
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[bell rings]
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- Got it.
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Optimus is going to be so--
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[wind whistling]
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Where's the trailer?
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- [gasp]
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[items shatter]
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[transforming pulses]
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[electricity crackling]
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- How could we lose
Optimus's trailer?
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- [groan] It's my fault.
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Social media
is my Achilles' heel.
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Should we call Optimus
and tell him what happened?
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- And let him think we couldn't
handle a simple car wash?
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No way.
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- OK, big guy, we want
you to be ready in case
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the blog wants
to do an interview.
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So let's practice with some
hard-hitting questions.
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What's your favorite color?
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- Red and blue and chrome.
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Now, where do you see
yourself in 10,000 years?
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- I fear having this same
conversation with you.
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- [chuckle] So you're saying
we'll be friends forever?
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Yes!
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Sweet.
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OK, the people want to know,
Optimus, you and Elita,
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come on, what's up with that?
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- It's complicated.
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- Two-parter-- are you leader
of the Autobots because you
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have the Matrix,
or do you have the Matrix
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because you're leader?
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- Ah--
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- Who's next in line for
the Matrix of Leadership?
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And can it be me?
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- What time did Robby and
Hashtag say they'd be back?
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[whirring]
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- How are we going
to find this thing?
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- Witwicky may look
like a sleepy town,
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but with all this top secret
stuff that goes on here,
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Nightshade installed
cameras everywhere.
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[static crackling]
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- Wow, even in the trash bins?
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- Wait, I got something.
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- It's Aftermath.
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This is bad news.
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[spray hissing]
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- What?
No.
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OK. OK.
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Touch-up paint
and a valve cap--
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easy peasy.
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- Uh, did you notice
the train tracks?
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- Train tracks-- why is
it on the train tracks?
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Gah!
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Let's go!
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[tires squealing]
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[electronic beep]
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- Look at this Chaos Terran.
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He's just going to
smash Optimus's trailer?
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We could have way
more fun with it.
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- Yeah, like smashing
it ourselves.
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- Eeesh, you know what
your problem is?
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A lack of vision, and a
whole list of other things
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that I keep in my "What's
Wrong With Hardtop" journal.
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I'll read them to you later.
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[train rattling]
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[train horn blares]
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- Oh no, it's headed
for the trailer.
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We'll never outrun it.
- Oh yeah?
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Just watch me.
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[electronic beeps]
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[tires squealing]
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- [cringes]
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[engine whirring]
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[tires squealing]
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- Aftermath, please,
if anything happens
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to that trailer, I'm going
to be in worse than grounded
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trouble with Optimus Prime.
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- Not my problem, Malto.
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The train's going to
bust it wide open,
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and I'm getting
the prize inside.
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[metal clanks]
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[laugh]
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[energetic music]
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Ahh!
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- Ha!
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Uhh!
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- Ugh!
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- Ahh!
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- [groans]
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[train whistle blows]
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- Oh no, the train!
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[grunts]
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[both grunting]
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[train whistle blows]
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Ha!
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[grunts]
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Ugh!
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[train rumbling]
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- [sigh] I'm going to
need a tune-up after that.
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Think we can fix the trailer
before the photo shoot?
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- No problem.
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All we need is chrome polish,
touch-up paint, a scratch
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repair kit, a valve cap--
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- Uh, are you not seeing
what I'm not seeing?
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- [gasps]
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[bird screeches]
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- Fender Fived, yeah.
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Now let's go smash
this lollipop open
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and get to the
sweet cannon center.
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- Ooh, that is vision.
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[energetic music]
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- How could a little
thing like a car wash
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turn into such a nightmare?
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- I still think we
should call Optimus.
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I mean, haven't you ever
seen a teen rom-com?
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Things just get worse
when you don't come clean.
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- We can't tell Optimus
that we failed him.
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We can fix this.
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I'm going to buy us some time.
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- So you're saying that for
leadership of the Autobots,
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I'm 467th in line?
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- 567th.
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- Noice!
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Well, that wraps up
all my questions.
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You're good to go.
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- Why is it taking them so
long to wash the trailer?
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Could something
have gone wrong?
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- It's just water and soap.
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What's the worst
that can happen?
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- Well, hard water can
cause unsightly deposits.
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And if they're using an
alkaline-based cleanser,
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it could leave streaks on the--
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[phone rings and vibrates]
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- It's Robby.
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See, I'm sure everything
is going great.
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Hey, Robby, how great
is everything going?
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- Not great at all!
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The trailer's been
stolen twice.
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You got to cover for us
till we can get it back.
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- Oh,
hot wax sounds delightful.
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I'll tell Optimus, who is
standing right next to me.
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But you'll really need
to bring it back afterwards.
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- We will.
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But in the meantime,
we need you to keep
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his mind off the trailer.
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- Can do.
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Good news, boss man--
they'll be back real soon.
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But while we're waiting,
we really need to work on your,
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uh, camera poses.
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- Ugh.
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- Give me casual.
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- [groans]
Like this?
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- That's a good start.
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How about action-y?
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- Ugh.
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[grumbles]
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Wah! Weh-- let's see this--
ahh.
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- Ooh, OK-- maybe
try contemplative.
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- Ah.
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- Yeah,
let's clear your calendar
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for the next few hours.
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- Eh--
[groans].
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- OK, Jawbreaker's
keeping him busy.
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Now, how do we
find that trailer?
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[whirring]
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That looks like a lead!
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[blasters zapping]
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- [grunts] Man,
this thing just ain't opening.
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- But if we keep doing the same
pointless thing over and over,
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it'll work eventually, right?
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[inquisitive music]
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- I might have a better idea.
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[grunts]
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[tires squealing]
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- [gasps]
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[groans] Now we need a dent
puller and chrome polish,
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touch-up paint, then--
- Robby, focus.
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Give us back that trailer,
Decepti-goons.
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- Well,
we might if you ask nicely.
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- Nope, we won't.
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[both cackling]
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- Not cool!
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[blasters zapping]
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- I'll keep them busy.
You stop the conveyor belt.
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Ahh!
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[intense music]
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[blasters zapping]
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♪ ♪
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- Belt, belt, belt--
ah!
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Belt.
[grunts]
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No!
It's going faster.
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♪ ♪
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[blasters zapping]
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- [grunting]
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[blasters zapping]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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- [groans]
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- Ahh!
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- [gasps]
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Gah!
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[straining]
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Ahh!
265
00:11:54,544 --> 00:11:55,458
- [grunts]
266
00:11:55,545 --> 00:12:01,682
[straining]
267
00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:03,075
[airplane engines roaring]
268
00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:04,685
- I knew those
fireworks were going
269
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,600
to lead us to something good.
270
00:12:06,687 --> 00:12:10,691
- Let's tear open that cereal
box and get the toy inside.
271
00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:13,563
[airplane engines roaring]
272
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,827
[metal clanks]
273
00:12:15,914 --> 00:12:18,655
- [groans]
274
00:12:18,743 --> 00:12:22,311
Oh! Ah! Uh! Ah!
275
00:12:22,398 --> 00:12:23,051
Let go!
276
00:12:23,138 --> 00:12:25,488
It isn't yours.
277
00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:27,752
- It is now.
278
00:12:27,839 --> 00:12:28,840
[airplane engines roaring]
279
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:33,670
- Ahh!
280
00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:38,066
[groaning]
281
00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:40,634
Can we tell Optimus now?
282
00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:42,679
- No!
Let's go.
283
00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:46,379
[whirring]
284
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,425
- Ah.
285
00:12:49,512 --> 00:12:51,558
[grunting]
286
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,952
What'd I miss?
287
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,824
[sander whirring]
288
00:12:56,911 --> 00:13:00,306
- What is it we're doing,
again?
289
00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:04,614
- A pedicure-- very relaxing
before a big photo shoot.
290
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,095
Help keeps mind, body, and
spirit free of distractions
291
00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:08,662
like that the trailer
isn't back yet--
292
00:13:08,749 --> 00:13:10,055
[gasp]
I mean-- oh!
293
00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:11,883
- Right, the trailer.
294
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,754
The photo shoot is in one hour.
295
00:13:13,841 --> 00:13:15,364
Where are they?
296
00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:17,714
- Ohh.
297
00:13:17,802 --> 00:13:20,021
- Optimus Prime is never
late for an appointment.
298
00:13:20,108 --> 00:13:23,546
Tell Robby and Hashtag
to bring the trailer back now.
299
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:26,375
I don't care
what it looks like.
300
00:13:26,462 --> 00:13:28,464
- [whimpers]
301
00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:35,863
- And then, uh, give my feet
one more pass with that tool.
302
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:38,344
- Guys, Optimus wants you to
bring the trailer back now.
303
00:13:38,431 --> 00:13:39,824
- Ugh!
304
00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:42,348
We had it, but Decepticons
swiped it again.
305
00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:44,045
I mean, it's pretty
on brand, but--
306
00:13:44,132 --> 00:13:45,177
- Don't worry.
We'll get it.
307
00:13:45,264 --> 00:13:46,874
Just keep distracting him.
308
00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:49,224
- Ugh, we need something
better than blind luck
309
00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:50,878
to find the trailer again.
310
00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:54,708
- Why didn't I think
of this before?
311
00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:56,753
Activate your audio scanner.
312
00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:58,668
[electronic beeping]
313
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,889
Now run a frequency sweep
for a car alarm chirp.
314
00:14:01,976 --> 00:14:03,717
- Copy.
315
00:14:03,804 --> 00:14:05,066
[electronic beep]
316
00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:07,068
Can you triangulate
on that signal?
317
00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:08,809
- Ha-ha, I sure can.
318
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:11,594
[electronic beeping]
319
00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:14,771
[tires squealing]
320
00:14:14,859 --> 00:14:15,424
[electronic beeping]
321
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,035
- Ahh!
322
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,688
[both grunting]
323
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,300
- Why does this
thing keep chirping?
324
00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:24,085
It's really twisting
my turbines.
325
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:25,347
- After we crack
this thing open,
326
00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:27,001
we'll turn it off gently--
327
00:14:27,088 --> 00:14:29,003
by ripping out its chirp guts!
328
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:31,658
[both cackling]
329
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,834
[both grunting]
330
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,923
[electronic beeping]
331
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:38,273
- What's wrong with these Cons?
332
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,449
Why do they always
have to destroy stuff?
333
00:14:40,536 --> 00:14:43,539
- Should we call--
- Don't say Optimus.
334
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:45,193
I'm going to find a way
to get to that trailer.
335
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,023
[energetic music]
336
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,635
[both grunting]
337
00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:53,680
- Hold on, time-out.
338
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,204
This isn't working.
339
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:59,773
- Let's just blast
this thing open, then.
340
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:02,471
- All right,
on the count of 3--
341
00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:06,606
1, 2...
342
00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:07,650
both: 3!
343
00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:09,478
[both gasp]
344
00:15:09,565 --> 00:15:12,612
[wind whistling]
345
00:15:12,699 --> 00:15:15,571
- Didn't a trailer
used to be here?
346
00:15:15,658 --> 00:15:16,790
[loud thud]
347
00:15:16,877 --> 00:15:17,791
- Whoo-hoo!
348
00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:18,923
[beeps]
349
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:23,101
[both grunting]
350
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,580
Chrome polish,
touch-up paint,
351
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,800
scratch repair kit,
dent puller,
352
00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:30,108
probably a sledgehammer,
and a valve cap.
353
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,197
With a little elbow grease,
it'll be good as--
354
00:15:32,284 --> 00:15:34,460
[loud explosion]
355
00:15:34,547 --> 00:15:35,461
--new.
356
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,033
- [groans]
357
00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:48,082
[tires squealing]
358
00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:49,605
- We're doomed.
359
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:52,608
Optimus is going to make me
read "War and Energon"--
360
00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:54,828
all 5,000 pages.
361
00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:56,003
- Oh, it's not so bad.
362
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:56,873
- Really?
363
00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:58,397
- No, it's really bad.
364
00:15:58,484 --> 00:16:00,268
- Ugh!
365
00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:01,791
- They're probably just
driving slowly to make
366
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,489
sure that nothing else--
367
00:16:03,576 --> 00:16:07,841
I mean, nothing at all
happens to the trailer.
368
00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:11,192
But hey, you know what else
you could be thinking about?
369
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:14,456
Warming up your vocal processor
with a tongue twister.
370
00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:17,198
Repeat after me-- she sha--
she sha-- oh, man, I'm--
371
00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:18,678
I'm really bad at this.
372
00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:20,636
- We only have 30 minutes.
373
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,334
We've got to roll out!
374
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,640
Have those two meet us
at the photo shoot.
375
00:16:28,818 --> 00:16:30,255
- I stalled him
as long as I could.
376
00:16:30,342 --> 00:16:32,170
You have to meet us
at the photo shoot.
377
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,910
Good luck.
[electronic beep]
378
00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:35,695
- We can't show up
to a trailer photo
379
00:16:35,782 --> 00:16:37,523
shoot with a wrecked trailer.
380
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:41,788
How did I screw
this up so badly?
381
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,659
Optimus is my hero.
382
00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:45,444
He's helped so many people.
383
00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:48,186
All I wanted was
to help him for a change.
384
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:51,667
- Well, maybe now it's time
for someone to help you.
385
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,930
[engine revs]
386
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,803
- Hey, Robby,
your pit crew is here.
387
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,674
- I told you not
to tell anyone.
388
00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:02,026
- No, you told me
not to tell Optimus.
389
00:17:02,113 --> 00:17:04,463
You never said not
to tell our family.
390
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:06,987
[chuckle]
So I messaged them.
391
00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:09,424
- Oh, man,
look at that trailer.
392
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,731
Optimus is going to make
you read "War and Energon"
393
00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:13,863
and write a book report.
394
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,690
- There's a book report?
395
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:16,953
- No, he's not--
396
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,520
we're going to fix it.
397
00:17:18,607 --> 00:17:20,652
- I hope that toolbox
has more than a hammer
398
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,045
and some duct tape in it.
399
00:17:22,132 --> 00:17:24,047
- Oh, this is my lunch,
but Twitch
400
00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:25,353
and Nightshade have your back.
401
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,701
[bird screeches]
402
00:17:29,618 --> 00:17:32,621
[metal clangs]
403
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,841
- We've got chrome polish,
touch-up paint,
404
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,104
scratch repair kit,
dent puller,
405
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:40,238
two sledgehammers--
oh,
406
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,327
and a valve cap.
407
00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:45,721
Ah! Oh!
408
00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:49,073
[engine revving]
409
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,857
It's OK-- we got
a whole box of them.
410
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,901
Let's get to work.
411
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,904
[engine revs]
412
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,864
[energetic music]
413
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:03,565
♪ ♪
414
00:18:03,652 --> 00:18:06,699
[clangs]
415
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,657
[drill whirs]
416
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,925
[engine revs]
417
00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:20,800
[metal clangs]
418
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:34,248
[spray-paint hissing]
419
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:37,773
♪ ♪
420
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,471
[hammer clanging]
421
00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:40,820
[polisher whirring]
422
00:18:43,475 --> 00:18:46,217
both: Whoo! Yeah!
423
00:18:46,304 --> 00:18:47,957
- The trailer
looks great, guys.
424
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,394
Thank you for all your help.
425
00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:52,136
- Anytime, Robby.
426
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,702
Tell Optimus I said hi.
427
00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:57,402
[engine revs]
428
00:18:57,489 --> 00:18:59,447
- Five minutes to go--
we got to jam.
429
00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:01,319
[tense music]
430
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,451
- Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha!
431
00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:05,975
- We've got company!
432
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,412
[missiles blasting]
433
00:19:07,499 --> 00:19:10,458
[loud explosions]
434
00:19:10,545 --> 00:19:12,504
- I thought we got
rid of these guys.
435
00:19:12,591 --> 00:19:14,810
[loud explosions]
436
00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:18,336
[tires squealing]
437
00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:23,645
- They're getting it all muddy!
438
00:19:23,732 --> 00:19:26,039
OK, I've had it.
439
00:19:30,522 --> 00:19:33,873
- All right,
we finally get to see
440
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,268
that boom cannon in action.
441
00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:40,619
- Uh, Hardtop?
442
00:19:40,706 --> 00:19:43,709
[blaster zapping]
443
00:19:43,796 --> 00:19:47,887
[loud explosions]
444
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:51,412
[wind whistling]
445
00:19:51,499 --> 00:19:53,806
[bird screeches]
446
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:58,506
- [sigh] It's almost sundown,
and they're not here.
447
00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:01,117
I have no choice.
448
00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:04,947
I am gravely embarrassed, but
my trailer has gone missing.
449
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:07,863
Can we do the photo
shoot without it?
450
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,431
- It's the trailer issue, sir.
451
00:20:10,518 --> 00:20:12,259
[scoffs]
452
00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:15,306
Fine, I have a loaner, but
it's not exactly your size.
453
00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:20,093
- Oh, what?
454
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,792
- Ah, I must have a long,
tedious talk
455
00:20:23,879 --> 00:20:27,883
with Robby and Hashtag
about responsibility.
456
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,495
- We're out of time,
and the trailer is filthy.
457
00:20:30,582 --> 00:20:32,236
- Let me run
a geolocation algorithm.
458
00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:34,934
- OK, safe route is
20 minutes, fast is 10,
459
00:20:35,021 --> 00:20:36,979
and insane is 23 seconds.
460
00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:40,809
[laugh] Well, I guess
we're going insane.
461
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:46,337
- What?
No-- not again.
462
00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:47,816
[tires squealing]
463
00:20:47,903 --> 00:20:50,819
- Ah!
Huh-huh-- ahh!
464
00:20:50,906 --> 00:20:51,907
Ah!
465
00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:54,867
[tense music]
466
00:20:54,954 --> 00:21:00,873
♪ ♪
467
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,965
Uh-uh-ahh!
468
00:21:06,052 --> 00:21:12,145
♪ ♪
469
00:21:12,232 --> 00:21:14,452
[camera shutter clicking]
470
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:15,931
- Oh, it's cute.
471
00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:19,500
I just want to scwatch
its widdle chin.
472
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:24,157
[loud thud]
473
00:21:26,246 --> 00:21:30,250
- Robby, Hashtag,
I knew I could count on you.
474
00:21:30,337 --> 00:21:33,775
And Jawbreaker was so worried.
475
00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:36,300
- [groans]
476
00:21:36,387 --> 00:21:40,652
- We just needed a little
extra time to make it perfect.
477
00:21:40,739 --> 00:21:45,570
- Don't think that I didn't
notice that new valve cap.
478
00:21:45,657 --> 00:21:47,833
- Ready to strike
a heroic pose with
479
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,791
your photo-perfect trailer?
480
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,100
- Say "Energon."
481
00:21:56,363 --> 00:21:59,497
- [sniffs]
Is that pine air freshener?
482
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,237
Oh, pine makes me--
483
00:22:01,325 --> 00:22:03,370
[sneezes]
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