All language subtitles for Orkestret.S02E08.Téte.à.téte.en

- Hello, Gertrude
- Good morning, Jeppe.

- How did it go with the sponsorships?
- It went ...

Aarhus has landed sponsorship agreements
with Danfoss and Novo Nordisk.

- It's a million crowns injection.
- Aarhus is very good at that.

Do you like to fire colleagues?
Because I have emphasized...

...how acute the problem is
with getting new capital added.

Yes, and I'm on board with that,
and I'm also on task.

I've just had a lot about
my ears in private life.

It's called private life,
because it's private.

I will soon be the woman with the scythe,
so do get a sponsor now!

Alma, are you coming?
Did you remember your lunch box?

No no no.
From behind.

I'm just going to ...
Say something nasty about me, boss.

You are a stupid piece of shit.
A really stupid piece of shit.

Are you rejecting that call
because I'm here?

- Do you see someone else?
- No, Gertrud is on my back.

Without a sponsorship agreement,
it ends with cutbacks and layoffs.

- Yes, there are rumours.
- Aarhus has run with the big ones.

Then you have to think again.

- How about trying Marcus Holm?
- Him the eccentric?

He's a little eccentric,
but he's swimming in money.

He hangs out with King Frederik.
Marcus gave him the idea for the Royal Run.

Okay, Royal Run. I see.

- I know him.
- Where do you know him from?

- From law school?
- No.

It wasn't really the first time
you ran away from a bill?

I can't stretch my muscles
so I still have pain in my legs.

Now I can't go to my
favorite restaurant anymore.

But if you fancy a good meal
in a cozy place ...

... where you don't have to run from the bill,
that's my address.

- Look who I have here.
- My, it's been so long.

Do you want more coffee?

Would you like more coffee, Bo?

Bo?

Hi.

- Anastasia?
- Oh, it's so nice to see you.

- You blast from the past.
- Yes. Why are you here?

- Your celloplayer got sick, and....
- Wonderful. I hope he dies.

How silly of you, Bo.
But it's good to see you.

- Who's this?
- Good day.

- I am Anastacia.
- Hello, I am Lene.

I see you at the rehearsal.
Nice to meet you, Lene.

- Who is she?
- What?

It's just a former colleague,
a cellist, that I've been screwing.

Or could have screwed
with consent and the whole enchillada.

But then I didn't care that day.

You didn't feel like introducing me?

She wants to greet her colleagues
rather than the kitchen staff.

But ...

Duddi, lunch coming up.

Hi Jeppe.
I got through to Marcus.

Are you on first name or what?

- You have an appointment with him tonight.
- Okay? Yes. Thanks.

Shouldn't I book a hotel room for us?
After you meet Marcus...

- You want to go to a hotel?
- Such a little t�te-�-t�te

- Then we can celebrate your deal.
- Yes, if I land it.

You can do it.
I have done the preparations.

Kick the legs out from under him, boss.

Jeppe, Jeppe, Jeppe.
Do you know who's back? Anastasia.

Oh yeah. I heard from Goldfliegen
that she would step in.

Why haven't you said anything?
Then I had put on a nice shirt.

I've had a lot going on lately.

And I had an inkling that you would
react the way you do now.

Watch your excitement.
You can't afford any more problems.

- Which problems?
- I won't list them for you.

- Why are you in such a hurry?
- I have a meeting with a sponsor.

A sponsor?
Art and business should not be mixed.

- It's a nasty and unholy alliance.
- But it's the board's wish.

If you are so indulgent,
you will die inside.

"If you aim to please,
you aim to die."

- Who said that?
- I just said that.

- English?
- To give it weight.

Doesn't art live on patrons?

Yes, but no one likes
to spread legs for money.

- You can get used to a lot.
- Can you do that? Can you?

Here comes Anastacia.

Careful what you say to her, if you don't
want to go back to Psychology-Mette.

You better watch out so you
don't get beaten up again.

- I beat you up.
- You beat each other just as much.

Or just as well.

- Hey, boys.
- Hello, Anastasia.

Bo, can I sleep with you tonight
after the concert?

Bo, breathe.
My Airbnb was cancelled.

Hotels are so depressing,
so I need a bed tonight.

Anastacia, you can stay with me.
Don't subject yourself to that.

That could be nice, too.
Thank you.

What will Regitze say about that?

- His wife will not like it.
- No no, my wife would be fine with it.

- He married to Regitze from Juridical.
- Really?

Yes, we are married.

- But Jeppe?
- Yes, he's so sad. He cries a lot.

- After all, Simon stole his wife.
- Jeppe is perfectly fine.

Fine, but I don't want to be cause any problems.
I just sleep with Bo.

But thank you very much both.
I'll see you tonight.

Bye bye, Anastasia.

- So she just sleeps at home with me.
- You are a pig.

She's looking for a place to sleep,
not an assault.

- Hi Bo.
- Hi, Lene.

If you want, we could do
something together tonight.

- I have to play a concert.
- Yes, but after the concert.

I have plans there
because my mother has gotten worse.

The doctors say it's a mess.

See you tonight, Bo.
Thank you for letting me sleep with you.

Then you just have to say hello
to your sick mother.

Jeppe Nygren?
Marcus is ready for you now.

- You can change in there.
- Change?

What are you going to do
when you get home from the concert?

Cause I'm going home get laid afterwards.

It's not the first time
they've said that about me.

So it's no problem,
when we agree on this.

Yes, exactly.

Tell those assholes my offer is valid for 24 hours.

That shop is tired as an old whore.

If they smear lipstick on the facade,
I penetrate it and ejaculate.

Okay.
Yes, we talk.

- Jeppe. Good, you came.
- Of course. A pleasure.

Gitze spoke warmly of your needs.
Your house sounds really exciting.

Everything that has to do
with Regitze is exciting.

Yes, we are a well-regarded and
established cultural institution.

There is prestige in that for our sponsors.

Copenhagen Symphonic Orchestra.
We are Northern Europe's best.

And yet you lack money.
Can we just pick up the pace?

We can do that.

What can you give me, Jeppe?

You get a unique opportunity
to support the arts ...

... and be associated with our name.

There is cultural capital in it.
May I have some water?

I'm going to need a little more than that.

Can we pick up the pace a bit again?

I need a couple of seats
that are always available.

"La boh�me" can pull the
panties off the women.

- I can do that.
- Then I have one more thing.

A customer has a daughter who plays the bassoon.
She must have a job with you.

Unfortunately yjay is something
I cannot accede.

- Great.
- Well done.

What did you say to me?
You were out of breath.

- What did you say?
- I cannot accede that.

The thing with the bassoonist.

Our musicians are among the world's best.

Each one is carefully selected.
Only the elite is with us.

We can't just hire and fire.
We have a reputation.

A reputation that will benefit you.

You need a sponsor.
Or have I forgotten why we had to meet?

That's right, but I have a
magical line I can't cross.

I can transfer three million
to you right now.

- What did you say?
- Three million.

Think of it as a little kiss
before we start french kissing.

But it has to be now,
because I have a plane to catch.

- Yes.
- Boom.

- Boom.
- Three million to Jeppe Nygaard.

- -gren.
- See you, Jeppe.

- Say hello to our Gitze girl.
- Jeppe Nygren was the name.

Should I? Yes, okay.

Yes, right there.

Yes. Very good, Bo.

Playing the cello has given me arthritis
in my shoulders and fingers.

- It is very painful for me.
- Yes.

I know exactly what you're
talking about, Anastacia.

My fingers aren't
what they used to be either.

They are just fine.

If one ay you can't play the clarinet,
you can become a masseuse.

Thanks.
I've been practicing since I was a boy.

It's funny that you and
Jeppe live together.

Very modern. Progressive.

He was so lonely after the divorce,
so I'm just helping out really.

Do you also help him with your penis?

What? No not at all.
He's not my type.

Thank you very much, Bo.
Much better now.

Where is the bathroom?

Then I slip into something comfortable.

Well, that's normal.

You just...
The bathroom is right in the bathroom.

Oh, hello.

I was just lying here on the couch.

Who was the woman
you talked to today?

What? Who woman?

The woman I said hello to
in the canteena.

That woman was just Lene.

She seemed nice.
I think she likes you, Bo.

I am very intuitive.

You are very intuitive,
but she's just a cook.

Bo, you were such a gentleman
the last time we were together alone.

But tonight it's not a good night
for very hot sex.

- But you are leaving tomorrow.
- I know.

I think
you like that woman, Lene.

Well, I don't know.

I go to bed.
I have an early flight.

- Thank you letting me stay, Bo.
- Yes, yes, no problem.

Hey, boss.
How did it go with Marcus Holm?

Well. We got a deal.
Thanks to you, I believe.

I said you could do it.

Come over here.

Have you been with him?
Marcus Holm?

Do you still see him?

I'm pretty sure you have
no right to ask that, Jeppe.

After all, the two of us
are also having an affair.

- Damn it, Regitze.
- Come right over here.

I ordered room service.
Are you hungry?

You must tell Simon the truth
about the two of us.

Otherwise this doesn't work for me.

Shut up, man.
You really can kill all joy.

No, we're not going to say shit.
I have finally calmed down.

How do you think it's going?

Simon doesn't look at me
with such judgmental eyes.

Maybe he doesn't know you.
Does he know you stole wine?

Are you serious?

You would be fired,
if it comes to light.

Are you threatening me, Jeppe?

I'm reminding you.

Would you like to climb down
from your moral ivory tower?

You are flirting with a married woman.
That wouldn't look nice either.

I'll climb down from my tower
if you climb up yours a little bit.

Suddenly I remember
why we are no longer married.

Right.

We probably never should have been
married in the first place.

Jeppe!

Room service.

Enjoy.

Jeppe.
Good morning, Jeppe, my Jeppe.

The board gets an orgasm when they
hear about our strong sponsor.

- Yes, it's very good.
- What did you have to give in return?

Well... Nothing of importance.

Brilliant.
Mablewood's mother-in-law has
kicked the bucket.

Now we can have the competition
for the place as first clarinet.

- Bo will be happy to hear that.
- Well done, Jeppe. See you.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, Bo.

Nothing happened between me and Anastacia,
if that's what you think about.

- I don't think about you that much.
- Good, because nothing happened.

Nothing. Zero.
Zero and a fart.

I don't care who you sleep with.

I didn't sleep with her either.

Ouch, damn it!

That finger shouldn't sit there
like that, right?