All language subtitles for Orkestret.S02E05.I.medgang.og.modgang.en

My name is Regitze
and I am an alcoholic.

Hi Regitze.

I have been sober
for 16 months and 2 days.

Is it comme il faut to wear white
when getting married for the second time?

That would probably be
a fake content declaration.

- Can't you just zip up?
- I hope this is the last time.

Simon is a keeper.
He is much better for you than Jeppe.

It was difficult to be married to Jeppe
when you feel morally ...

- There we are.
- What do you think?

If one had the arms for it,
it would be a fine wedding dress.

I guess I need a refill.

You could put a bolero around your shoulders
so people don't get distracted.

Give me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change ...

... courage to change the things I can ...

... and wisdom to see the difference. Thanks.

If it was up to me, you wouldn't have been
relegated to third clarinet.

But it's out of my hands.

But it's out of my hands.
It's out...

How long time do you need in here?

- I want to talk to you.
- Me too. Can I borrow your bike?

- Yes, is there something wrong with your own?
- It's punctured.

I'm going to visit my mother.
Can I borrow that bike or not?

Of course. You just have to
pick it up yourself at the concert hall.

Why would you humiliate yourself
by attending that wedding?

- I promised Alma to come.
- Do you just want to stare while she says yes?

Yes, because that's what you do
when you're an adult.

You take responsibility even when
you are confronted with defeat.

That's what I wanted to talk about with you.

- What?
- For the bike. The key.

- In the hallway...
- Thank you.

Men ...

Coo-coo. Hi.

- Wow. Impressive.
- Yes.

Hello.

- How beautiful you look.
- Thanks. You do too.

- It's a beautiful wedding dress.
- Yes, I'm using the casual style.

- That works out really well.
- Thanks.

You are three hours early for it.

I just have to do some work
before the festivities.

- Would you like to help with setting the tables?
- No mom. Jeppe has to work.

Gitze has found the most inept staff.

- Yes...
- You really don't need to.

We need red and white
wine glasses on the tables.

Hello Bo.
I didn't know you would come today.

I'd rather be sterilized with a chainsaw
than see you getting married.

I can understand,
why you hang your head down.

It must be difficult to be
demoted to third clarinet.

- What the hell are you talking about?
- Didn't Jeppe tell you?

I was sure you knew.
The whole orchestra knows.

Bo...

I'm sorry you have to find out this way.

And even on my wedding day.

Jeppe! Have I been demoted
to third clarinet?

- What?
- Have I been demoted?

- Shouldn't we go up to my office?
- Don't you touch me.

- Answer my question.
- I'm very sorry, Bo.

It was an order from above
on top of the well-being measurements.

I've accepted oceans of shit ...

... from all possible degenerate employees
in this messed-up house.

But to hear from Simon
that I have been demoted ...

... because you, my friend,
didn't have the guts to say it ...

... is the most disappointing
and humiliating thing I have ever experienced.

I didn't say anything to Simon.
It must come from Gertrud.

- Fuck you, man.
- Bo!

You know what?
I quit!

Then you can sit in your
economist-union-apartment and rot alone!

The bartender has called in sick.
Can you lend a hand?

For the party?

Yes, and dinner of course.
Yes?

- Bo? - Hi Mom.

Where are you? Has something happened
to my little first clarinet?

No, I'm fine.
I'm coming out to you now, right?

See you in a bit.

You are standing here today
because you wanted to say yes to marriage ...

... and yes to each other.

Marriage presupposes a promise
of a life together in mutual love ...

... helpfulness and tolerance
in all aspects of life.

I now ask you,
Regitze R�rb�l Christiansen ...

... whether you will marry
Simon Addleston Elliott?

Yes.

Similarly, I ask you,
Simon Addleston Elliott ...

... whether you want to marry
Regitze R�rb�l Christiansen?

It would be my honor.

I've been sitting and sweating
for an hour and a half.

Why are you sitting inside
with a fur hat on?

What are you talking about?
It's a wig.

Hjalte was so nice to help me
find the right one.

- Where are you going?
- We're going to the cemetery.

Call a taxi.

Cheers!

I didn't know you worked here.

- There's a lot you don't know about me. -
That sounds exciting, Jeppe.

- Is there anything I can offer you?
- What can you offer?

I can offer a fresh Italian ...

... and then I can offer a sour Frenchman.

Then I'll go with the Italian.

My dear Regitze. Beethoven once said:

"Eine falsche Note zu spielen
ist unwichtig ...

... aber ohne Leidenschaft zu spielen
ist unverzeihlich."

"To play wrong notes is insignificant ...

... but to play without passion
is inexcusable."

I have tried to live by that in my life.

Playing with passion. Living with passion.

When I met you, my Gitze ...

... I met a woman who had lost her passion.

You were like a desert
and I was like a waterfall ...

... that made the barren and dry land
fertile again.

It was a violent meeting ...

... between our two souls and bodies.

We surrendered to the passion.

This is where
the two of us will lie, Bo.

Have you bought a burial plot
for both of us?

I have paid in advance for 80 years.
After that you can extend...

I wrote a list of the hymns to be sung ...

... and talked to "Promenade" about
coffee and a bite of bread after the funeral.

It shouldn't be festive, Bo.

There is no need to celebrate my passing.

I'll make sure
the atmosphere gets really bad.

Jeppe? Will you meet me
in the kitchen in five minutes?

Yes.

- You don't have to be here anymore.
- I'll hide a bit.

- What would you like?
- To get away from here.

- Oh, We're out of that!
- Jeppe, my friend!

- Simon.
- Now we are one big, happy family.

I am proud of you.
The way you have dealt with it all.

I couldn't have done it.

I'm too much of an alpha male
to let a stranger take my family.

- We have to dance now.
- I'm talking to Jeppe.

You can't say no to
dancing with your husband.

Mette?

- I just thought you didn't come.
- You said five minutes.

- Now you're here.
- Here I am.

This just goes a little fast.

No ... No, Mette.
This doesn't work.

But why are you here, Jeppe?

Mette, I think you are a
super talented psychologist.

I am so happy about our collaboration.

But I think we should keep it
on a professional level.

- On a professional level?
- Yes.

But you're the one who's been
flirting with me all evening.

Ah...

Okay.

You are so passive-aggressive.

You've been gaslighting me all night.

Do you like playing
with women's emotions?

- Are you a sociopath?
- No, I'm not.

You really have a perverted
relationship with women.

No, I love women
in an unperverted way.

I have respect for what women
historically have been through.

Ew. Make sure the board doesn't
hear about your behavior.

Mette, I'm sorry.
I read the stuation completely wrong.

- Where have you been?
- I had to fix something.

There are empty glasses everywhere
and dirty crockery.

Unbelievable that one ends up
having to deal with everything.

- It has to be now.
- Elisabeth!

How about you leave me
alone for once?

Why the hell are you running around
in a white dress to your daughter's wedding?

Think about your own daughter
instead of being up your own ass.

Did you hear
how he spoke to me?

We have sat here many times
over the years.

All the good memories, right?

It's hard for both of us, Bo.

But I find some peace in knowing
that we have reached the goal.

That you succeeded in
becoming first clarinet.

You have fought so
uncompromisingly and hard for it.

I am proud like a Pope. I think about this
before I close my eyes at night.

I can understand that.

- So.
- Yes.

- Bon appetite.
- Merci beaucoup.

Mussels.

Didn't you order a little too much?
We also get a main course and dessert.

It's the last time we eat here,
so there mustn't be anything missing.

#How does it feel to be so sexy?

#I'm guessing it's a lot of fun.

#Why don't we two elope to Mexi-
co, where we could frolic in the sun?

I apologize about this scene with your mother.
Is she okay?

Yes, she sits with Simon
and plays the piano.

What about you?

What about me?

Are you okay?

Or maybe you'd like Hawaii?
To show that bum off on the beach.

Maybe you'd prefer Versailles?

I'm sure the queen there
loves your peach.

Come travel high
on this wedding day express.

Let me take your hand, I'll lead
the way as we travel in excess.

We'll travel high, travel wide.

Go far together all the way.

How does it feel to be so sexy?

- I have to go back before the wedding waltz.
- Yes, that's probably a good idea.

I can't get this to close properly.

There.

- Dad, I'm tired.
- Alma is completely exhausted.

- Shall we go home?
- Yes.

- I understand.
- It's alright.

Then get home safely,
you two beautiful people.

- Congratulations.
- Jeppe...

Thank you for taking Alma
even though it is our week.

I think we're not going to get much sleep,
if you understand.

Yes I understand.

No, it's the bridal waltz.
I am off. See you.

What do you say, Alma?
Shall we ride off into the sunset like a couple of cowboys?

- Aren't you too old for that?
- If I'm too old?

- Aren't you too old?
- No, I think not.

So let's see if I can pull it off.

Alma! Is that the wedding cake?

- May I enter?
- Yes of course.

Bo...

You really have to excuse
for that demotion.

It was Gertrud's way
of getting you to quit.

If you quit, they've got what they want.

I also decided to stay in the orchestra.

As the third clarinet. But it's only
until I beat Simon in the competition.

I am infinitely better than him.
I'm the best in the orchestra.

Thank you for lending the bike.

You'll probably have to go to a
bike smith, because it can't run.

- Have you crashed?
- I came to smash it.

I did it with full deliberation.

- You won't do that again, will you?
- No I won't.

I got you.

So, Mrs. Simon Elliott.

Now your husband demands his right
with his bridal intercourse.

Yes, sir.

I'll be right back.

So you can take off
your dress in the meantime.

I'll be right back.

And he's back.

Hey Baby?

Honey? Hello?

Darling?

Honey?