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I don't understand ...

... how you, as a boss, will accept that the competition was postponed.

It is unheard of and unprofessional.

Mablewood's mother-in-law is sick, so he had to go to China with his...

My mother is sick, too, but I am not going to China.

Alma, your turn. Hold the cup properly. You hold it like a nun holds a sai...

- Well, Bo. - A sailor's what?

- A sailor's ... - Ship.

- See if you can hit a six. - That was one.

Oops. I have to take this one.

- Jeppe Nygren. Hello Mette. - Sigh...

He's become boring as hell after he became boss.

That's not true. He's always been a bore.

One can never have too much fun. Yes, that's good.

Two. One two. In goal.

Psychologist-Mette should have everything in place before the well-being measurement.

Is it a human right to thrive?

Discontent is a basic condition of life.

We play music to let small rays of light into life's darkness.

One two three. Whoa, that was you, Bo.

- What the hell? - And you're kicked back home.

Can't you let it ring?

Jeppe Nygren. I'm actually on it, so it should be cleared.

- He will probably come back. - They are crazy.

I just spoke to one of the employees.

Hi every one. Good to see you.

Usually you sit in the hall to play music.

Today you are sitting here for a completely different reason.

Today we start the well-being survey.

Thanks for that, Jeppe. Hello there.

What tools do we have in our well-being toolbox?

How do we establish a caring feedback culture?

How to be a good colleague?

How do we speak appreciatively to and about each other?

- What coping strategies do we have? - Bingo!

- Pardon? - I have all numbers in bullshit bingo.

Hello Bo. I sense that you are a bit on the back foot.

How can that be? Simon, what would you like to say?

I just want to express my enthusiasm for this initiative.

We look forward to getting to the bottom of the challenges we have.

Thanks for the opportunity, and thanks for you.

Let's try to have that attitude for this.

It is important to emphasize -

- that the questionnaires are completely anonymous and are treated confidentially.

Here you go. Here you go. Here you go.

- Bo, you got one. - Simon cannot have one.

He is only temporary first and he is a new hire.

So what?

So you can't possibly say anything qualified.

- I've been here longer than you. - You have been away for several years.

As a new employee, you have nothing relevant and factual to say.

- I have something to say about you... - Yes, but is it factual?

Everyone's opinions are relevant. Therefore, Simon also has to have a questionnaire.

- You can do it. - I react poorly to orders.

We have many more where they come from. Here you go.

- We can go on like this all day. - Nice try, Bo.

"Have you had unpleasant situations with one or more of your colleagues?"

Now what should we answer?

NURSING HOME HERLEV

- I like the jack better. - Okay, now look at that.

- This one? - Yes...

- Look, there are guests, Vibs. - Bo, you have to greet Hjalte.

Hi. Bo H�xenhaven. I am Vibeke's son.

I am Vibs' new carer.

- Hjalte is my confidant here. - Well, that was nice.

Hjalte? Can you get two plates for us?

Delicious. It's from La Glace. Find a plate for yourself, too.

- No, because there are only two goose breasts. - He can have a piece of my breast.

Keep your breasts to yourself

Can you hear me? Yes. That's what I'm saying.

This study is so interesting.

- Dad? - Just a moment.

- Dad? - Take care.

Cozy up with Nelson, and say hi to Mom. Take care.

No, that wasn't for you.

I think we should agree that I will come down to you.

Hans, my friend. How are things?

No, I haven't forgotten you. I'll swing by.

She was good?

- She was very good. - You've played against her before.

- But you won in the end. - She won first set.

- Afterwards I won 10-7. - That's typical.

Why hasn't she told that she plays tennis with Simon?

Does she think I can't handle it?

If she is so fond of ball games, she should have asked me.

I am quite good at ball games.

Are these the questionnaires for the well-being survey?

No no! Keep your fingers off my papers. They are completely confidential.

Then you shouldn't have put them on the coffee table.

It's not my fault.

- Bo has an unpleasant tone. - He creates conflicts.

Bo exposes me to the colleagues.

Bo ruins the good atmosphere.

Bo H�xenhaven is a bad colleague.

- He cannot take criticism. - He looses his temper.

- It's always Bo. - That idiot!

- Bo is such an asshole. - Idiot.

I talk to them every day.

Every morning when they go to school, I hear how things are going.

I miss them a lot, but we keep in touch.

- Hello Bo. - What does that mean?

Do you have something you want to say to me?

You might rather write it anonymously as a coward and a hypocrite?

You sounded amazing when we played Prokofiev the other day.

- Thank you very much. - Do you think so, Julie?

Don't you think I played "rude"? As if I didn't have a hint...

... of social skills, empathy or willingness to cooperate?

That sounds suspiciously like you've been sniffing the questionnaires, Bo.

- Like what? - As if you have read the questionnaires.

- You can't be serious! - Bo! These are confidential papers.

What you imply is libelous. Are you aware of that?

No, it's a direct accusation.

- Says he, who looks like a huge dick. - Says he, who has a huge....

Sorry. That's not my normal language.

So I put two and two together and can only conclude ...

... that Bo must have read the well-being surveys.

Because Bo uses precise wording?

Based on that logic, Simon has also read the well-being measurements.

He must have read them to know the precise wording.

I'll cut right through here and ask a direct question.

- Have you read the well-being surveys? - No.

- And you swear? - I don't care if others are happy.

- That's exactly the problem with you. - Bo has not read those studies.

- Then this is it. - But how can you be the judge?

Do you know they live together?

It is probably at home that Bo has read those surveys.

Is it true, that you live together?

If you live together, Bo has had access to the confidential papers.

Bo is my tenant.

- Did he have access to those papers? - No.

- You're sure? - I haven't had them at home.

- That's the way it is. - Shall we close this case then?

Bo drops Alma off at school. That sounds like more than a tenant.

We're closing it here because I say so, and primarily because I'm the boss.

So shake hands, please.

Simon, there is an outstretched hand.

I stretch a hundred times a day.

Great. Well.

You're welcome.

Lene, this won't work.

- Isn't it buns on curry day? - Is it ever?

What ...

- What about gravad salmon? - I'd like that.

Then come. Duddi, can you just take over for a quarter of an hour?

This is a whole other level.

You don't think me and Duddi eat the crap we serve you, do you?

Well-being measurements must be the low point of humanity.

- Then you should write that. - I already did.

I've probably also been a bit after the canteen.

You are not the only one, but try cooking for four kroner per cover.

Four kroner?

You can't cook properly for that.

The canteen is not people's biggest problem in this house.

- What is then? - It's sitting right here in front of you.

Only a liar can be loved by everyone.

Thank you. But this tastes good.

I'd like another piece if you have any.

Do you also want dessert? And coffee?

Massage? That was a joke.

We first had German in seventh grade.

You better get up. See you. Love you.

Jeppe?

- Hello. - Tobias' mother.

- Alma's father. - I was just joking.

Humor is important.

You have to excuse me talking to you. I just wanted to hear from you.

How is it going on top of the divorce and all?

Well, yes, but ...

We agreed to go our separate ways.

- Adultery? - No...

Yes, there was a bit of infidelity in there.

Life just isn't for the faint of heart like the two of us.

But the children are doing well, and that is the most important thing.

Yes, it is alpha and omega that they feel good.

Tobias says that Alma has started playing tennis.

- Yes, obviously. - Tennis is a wonderful game.

- You are talking to a club champion from 94. - Well, is that right?

You've got it right there. Impressive.

I'm just standing here and I get a crazy idea.

How about playing a match one day?

Today actually.

- Of course. - If you have time and opportunity.

- I have. - Then let's do it.

That's good, Alma. Yes, super cool.

Alma, you are phantastic.

A chocolate milk and a hotdog. That was the best.

- Jeppe. - You will like it.

- I didn't know you played. - I could say the same about you.

- Hi Dad. - Hey, mouse. I can't believe it.

Let me introduce you. That's Tobias' mother.

You know Alma. Simon.

- Solveig. - Solveig, yes.

It is good to see that Jeppe has got a hobby and an attractive girlfriend.

Well. How funny. How long have you been playing?

- Two or three months. She is sharp. - I can imagine.

She has her mother's stubbornness.

But her father's leg, right?

I'm just getting a crazy idea here.

How about we play a double?

Can you imagine that, Alma Agassi?

Yeah right? Instead of taking two lanes, we can team up.

What do you say, Solveig? That will be fun.

Yes, we'll take a double.

- Shall we teach them a lesson? - Let's see.

- Mum? - I'm out here, Bo.

- Hello Bo. - We just have to finish here.

- What are you doing? - We are washing ourselves.

You can just wait outside. Then Vibs will be completely freshly washed.

I can't. I'll take over now, mate.

- I just do it. - I'm sorry.

Vibs, it is really ok.

Bo, you can take over. Then I can look after Britt.

She needs a turn, too.

Ouch, ouch, ouch. You have to do it like Hjalte.

It should be gentle but firm.

Hjalte has such healing hands.

- He has a perverse aura. - No, now you have to pull yourself together.

Hjalte is gorgeous. He is an impressive young man.

I don't even bother to tell what I came to tell.

What is it?

It is, that I have become first clarinet.

You are what?

The competition was held and I swept the others off the field.

Of course you did. Come here, baby.

I knew it. You are just the best medicine.

Alma, remember the racket grip we talked about.

You also need to get down with your knees and find your center of gravity.

She doesn't need your advice. She plays well.

- Because of her genetic parentage. - Yes, and her training.

Is this a new strategy to bore us to death?

Should we check for wind conditions? Come on!

Come on, Jeppe. Come on.

Alma. Are you okay?

She's bleeding.

- Honey, did you get it in the melon? - What are you doing, Jeppe?

Nygren, Alma.

Jeppe Nygren. That's Alma.

Good day, Alma. We must look at your pretty little nose.

So pleasy, if you follow me...

- She just needs to look at your nose. - I want to go in there alone.

- Okay? Why is that? - I just don't want you with me.

Of course.

So I'll just stay here, right? I'll wait here.

Hey darling. Are you okay?

Sounds like a nice tennis match you guys had.

I know that Simon is your boyfriend.

He does it as best he can.

But he takes the role of stepfather seriously enough.

I hope so.

Because he will be soon. Completely official.

Simon proposed to me and I said yes.

- Regitze ... - I said yes.

There you are, honey. Are you ready to go home?

You study assistants are sitting there. Up there sits law.

Now we are actually at the holiest of holies.

Now you have to look here. It's this bad boy.

I had imagined ...

... that your first task will be to take copies of our well-being survey.

I show you how. I have the big driver's license for it.

It doesn't say in my job description that I have to print.

One doesn't print any longer. It is a big burden on the environment.

Yes. Well ...

My generation will have to live with the consequences of that printer.

Okay. I hear what you're saying.

Right mow we just need some prints.

- Yes. - What do we do then?

This is really uncomfortable.

I feel bad about the conversation. It's not so nice to talk about.

May I speak to Jeppe alone for two minutes?

- Kathrine, we are taking a follow-up. - Just try to listen here.

I have spoken to Mette regarding the well-being measurements.

It's absolutely crazy. Everyone believes that Bo is the problem.

Yes, I am aware of that.

I intend to have a good conversation with Bo.

You have to demote him to third clarinet.

His fragile ego cannot take that at all.

Okay?

In that case I think he will quit.

Exactly. Then Bo solves the problem with Bo.