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Original subtitles

How are you?

All right.

Sleeps well?

Yes, yes.

Let go.

Relax, open.

Open well.

Like this. Breathe. Now resist.

And open.

Optimal. A deep breath.

Is out.

Again, but softer.

Now inhale.

And you aspire.

Very good.

Let it go here.

Digestion? Constipated?

No.

I would say that…

Depends.

Concerns? Stress? Problems?

A bit like everyone. I can not complain.

The work?

Well.

Let's close.

And let's let go.

Relax.

Let's close.

Well. He can turn over on his stomach.

Is everything okay in the family?

Yes, yes. Everything OK.

Let go.

Do you have children?

Two daughters.

How old?

10e15.

And at school? Well?

Yes, yes, everything is fine. They are very good.

I'm very...

Let go.

Relax. Just lean in.

You fold your hands on your shoulders.

Well.

Let yourself go with me.

Relax.

And with the father?

How is it going?

Nothing.

Well. Breathe.

Iris!

- How are you? - Fine you?

I sound stressed!

I wish they would send report cards by mail.

I always feel like I'm the one under scrutiny.

Greetings. First year, class 3.

- Third floor, room 322. - Thank you.

Her phone is dead, there is nothing that interests her.

- Stéphane is coming? - Yes.

And Pierre?

Obviously. She insisted so much on being there.

I wouldn't have any desire.

Be careful, maybe she can't do it. It's a miracle!

Any news from Stéphane?

Yes, he's coming.

Nothing happens between us anymore.

To bed.

We don't do it anymore...

It happens, you know.

Don't worry.

Maybe you could try…

I don't know, dress a little more... Understood?

Put on lipstick...

Ah! It's Pierre.

Ready? Where are you?

3rd floor, room 322!

He got lost. It's really...

Shift right away.

All right.

Has he ever thought about finding a lover?

How, sorry?

Excuse me.

I'm Augustin's mother.

- Ah, excuse me... - No, I changed my hairstyle.

Yes-

It's easy, believe me.

Do you have a telephone?

Yes-

There's Tinder.

But there are also other apps. There's something for all tastes.

There is its own for married people.

I recommend DeeLove to you.

DeeLove.

D... two E...

Love, L-O-V-E.

Love. DeeLove.

I understand. Thank you.

He saved my life.

You are here? I thought you weren't coming.

- Didn't you have an osteopath today? - Yes, but...

- The next? - Come, let's go back.

- Ninth! - Yes!

Excuse us. She will give us a few more minutes.

- Let's go! - As you like.

Until we meet again.

Until we meet again.

He had nothing to say, I did it right away.

It's always like this with those who do well.

You'll see, her report card is amazing.

Can you hug me?

Is it osteopathy?

Hug me rope.

Hey, you two lovebirds!

- Hello, Pierre! - How is it going?

Everything OK? Hi Camille!

- Have you already done so? - Yes, it was a quick thing.

Let's go (: we'll lose our turn.

It's a pleasure to see you like this.

You are very lucky!

- You can say it out loud, right? - Of course.

You come?

The frozen woman

Enough.

I sleep.

Yes, I switch off too.

You come?

Good night my Dear.

Good night.

Our daughter has an average of 8.9.

Absurd.

Mom!

I ran out of cereal.

Mom!

Where's mom?

Isn't she there?

Haven't you woken up?

What time is it?

The 811“.

Shit! Didn't you see I was sleeping?

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Good morning, Isis.

You received 86 new likes!

Greetings.

Suno Gérald. Pleasure.

Greetings. Hope your day it started well.

Maybe with breakfast in bed.

Is she busy in the afternoon? She should rain.

I would very much like to know….

Find out if you like what I like.

Didn't you upload the photo?

If our paths cross,

maybe we could find a timeless oasis,

where the feminine and the masculine merge like yin and yan.

Nice profile.

Mine is particular… Are you curious?

Overflowing libido. Playful spirit. Write me.

I think I love her already.

Menu.

Discretion is one of my virtues.

Stop looking. I am here. Let's talk about our future together?

06-68-95-73.

Do you want to have a conversation?

The pleasure of offering. The joy of receiving.

No way.

Alphonse, 42 years old...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oh yes!

We should do a check on the week's calendar.

Of course, when she wants.

Well, let's not forget.

Bon appetit, doctor.

To you too, Nuria.

Yes-

Mr. Lenoir has arrived.

Well.

Very good.

Nufla?

- Could you take a photo of me, please? - Certain.

- It's for the doctors' site. - Oh, sure.

Now it is mandatory.

Really?

- As? - Yes.

Maybe it could…

Turn to look towards the window?

But…

The whole head.

And she can smile, a little.

- As? - Yes.

Zummu.

Not too much, eh.

Look up.

Perfect.

I made a few, so she can choose.

Okay, thanks Nuria.

A thousand thanks.

Everything OK?

We're almost done.

Good evening!

One, two, three, go!

HI.

Good treasure.

Yes it's all ruined.

- I'll put it back on the heat! - That's fine.

Don't give me orders, understand?

- Say hello to mother. - I said hello to her first.

I have good news.

We won.

The tender for the project.

I didn't remember it being today.

Unanimously.

And I'll get the new phone.

You don't waste time.

We will see.

He promised me.

Congratulations, love.

She will occupy me a lot.

But it's fantastic.

Shall we toast?

I got the cider.

How was your day?

Well?

Yes, yes, no big deal.

Sit over there, I'll bring it to you.

Thank you. To your!

Dad, come and see.

I arrive!

Do you want a crepe?

No, but I'll do one later.

So, okay, continue.

Good job.

Desired woman, desiring woman

Who is?

It's eBay

Why are you on eBay?

I'm trying to sell Lili's skates.

They are like new.

Oh, anyway.

People ask a million questions, they weren't even buying a house!

Nuria, are you there?

Excuse me.

It's eBay

Doctor, you know that you can deactivate notifications?

Excuse me.

How you do it?

You have to go to "settings".

There-.

- Do you want me to help you? - Yes.

First she unlocks it.

And then she goes on the application ...

We'll do it another time.

What happen?

Don't worry, Mrs. Kuhn. Everything is fine.

Excuse me.

Isis?

- Hello I can? - Yes.

I do not have much time.

Not even in, so...

Well, perfect then.

Thank you.

And for the lord...

Thank you.

How do you want to pay?

- No me… - Paper, thank you.

- Contactless? - Yes.

Thank you.

Were you offended by the photo?

I don't know what came over me. I've never done it, sorry.

Let's go?

- Where? - At your place?

From me?

It's not possible, it's not possible...

Ninth. Excuse me.

There's my son, the babysitter.

My wife will be back soon.

Absolutely.

As if I hadn't said that.

I understood that you don't have time.

Yes, no forget everything.

I told you, I'm not alone, I am like you.

We just have to find a way...

to organize ourselves.

Of course, of course.

But I would like to.

Sorry, but I have to go now.

No, but why?

- Because I have to... - You are very...

- Very nice. - Thank you.

Really, I promise you.

Women like you, who embrace their sexuality,

their desires, are rare.

They sound exceptional.

What if we found

sometime next week, would you like to see me?

No, I think it's too complicated.

You are really beautiful.

Thank you.

I had a pleasant few minutes.

Also in, Alphonse.

- Julien! - I'm sorry, Julien.

Is your real name Isis?

Iris.

Nice to meet you, Iris.

Sorry, I really have to go.

Until we meet again.

HI.

See you soon.

I hope see you again.

A kiss.

Hey there!

- Hello, mom. - Everything OK?

HI.

Hi how are you?

Excuse me.

A patient with a wisdom tooth included, I had to take it out of him.

Endless blood, it felt like Halloween.

Have you had dinner?

I ordered pizza, it's left over if you want.

Is Anna in her room?

Sorry, she's running out one thing and I can't…

Yes, of course, I'll leave you.

You make me peek into the your cleavage, Iris?

27 years! No…

It's identical to the one I already have at home!

23 years!

It doesn't attract me much.

Not bad!

HI!

But I'll keep my underwear on,

so that you know.

For you women it's how to do it duck fishing!

Here here!

I'm going to bed.

I work some more. I'll join you.

Later.

Later.

I'm in China, though a month and a half.

See you when I get back?

Well, next.

Altura, how long have you been married?

16 years.

But we've been together for 22 years.

Me the same.

We were together for 22 years, it's funny.

Yes, absurd!

It is now 1 year and 7 months that she got divorced.

And my only regret is having waited a long time.

Is fantastic.

You will see.

No, I'm not going to to leave my husband.

I spoke like that too.

I just wanted to feel alive.

But there's no going back.

When you start connecting… to your desires,

to your sexuality,

a pain opens up.

And endless.

I need to be desired.

How many sites are you on?

Only one.

At first I signed up for everyone. Without exception.

Yes, he had to explore.

I wanted to try, taste.

Everything.

Like on a journey.

You know what the greatest discovery is in the end?

Themselves.

I surprised myself.

You want something else? What would you like?

A tea.

But no, they make great cocktails here.

Do I choose one in?

No, it's too early for me.

It's never too early for a cocktail. Catch the moment.

Here and now!

Try it and tell me.

Mh, but... it's delicious.

So…

To the pleasure!

TO Pleasure.

So with your husband...

How long has it been... since...

No, sometimes it happens.

Look, it's like this for everyone.

Monogamy is the end of desire.

That's why I'm poly now.

Puliamurusu. Do you know what that means?

Yes, yes, yes- Of course!

Yes-

Do you know tantra?

Well no.

I can initiate you, if you want, because it's incredible.

I've had some experiences...

Really?

Once...

I made a woman enjoy herself for six hours.

We were…

How can I say.

On a mountain.

Right at the top...

and we didn't get off.

We never went down.

Are you OK?

Yes-

I wish you would kiss me.

Wait.

I have to call my husband.

I am in. Everything is fine?

I'm leaving yoga with Mathilde.

We wanted to go to the cinema.

Don't you mind?

OK, see you later.

Do you live nearby?

No, but... here. You come!

Welcome. Take a seat.

Give me your things too you can put them...

Shall I serve you a drink?

I'm sure I have some Russian.

I should have some white too. Ah, it's not cold though.

I have a Japanese whisky. Fabulous.

And vodka in the freezer.

No, thank you.

Don't you want anything?

I'd like some water.

Certainly.

Some water.

- Here she is. - Thank you.

Are you sure you don't want to eat? I'll prepare something.

- No, really. - Pasta?

Do you prepare the pasta?

No thank you.

You don't want anything.

Well then, I'll join you.

Yes. Please.

I arrive.

The music! I'll put on some music.

What do you like?

I would not know...

Wait, I'll choose one thing for you.

Here you are.

Do you know her?

No, I do not think so.

I love this one!

You are stupendous.

You too.

Something wrong?

Yes---

I haven't made love in four years.

It's not something you forget.

Don't worry...

I hope so.

Do you have a condom?

But of course, of course.

Do you want to put it on me?

I don't remember how to do it anymore!

Come on.

I've done it.

You come.

Do you prefer another way?

Well?

Oh yes.

You'll get cold.

Happy return.

Good evening.

Excuse me, can you turn up the volume a little?

Our hearts beat too fast we will crash

Better to slow down a bit

I loved you, but that's the past

I'll drown my tears at Versace

What does he say?

I undermined it, I know

Now I'm alone and sad

To just one woman I say I love you

To just one woman I say I love you

The first time I saw you

I remember it so well

Miss, what do you have in mind?

Nothing!

Your swaying stunned me

Two days later I gave you a doggy style!

- A what? - A "Buggy style".

Oh, okay!

You were a forbidden fruit

Never bought from the hypermarket

You used me

No honeymoon in Bora Bora

Our hearts beat too fast we will crash

Better to slow down a bit

I loved you, but that's the past

I'll drown my tears at Versace

I may have my flaws

I admit that I am the cause

Now I'm alone and I feel sad

To just one woman I say I love you

Thank you. Good night.

HI.

I didn't hear you.

- How are you? - Fine and you?

Have you been to the hairdresser?

Well no.

Go on, I do not want to bother you.

What have you seen?

Almodovar.

How is it?

Why, did you want to see it?

Don't think about it, I wouldn't have the time, too much work.

How is Mathilde?

Beautifully.

Oh yes!

She met someone.

- Do not tell me! - Yes.

But it's great!

He is… polyamorosu.

Do you know what no' means?

It's not difficult to understand.

Poles - many. Amorous - loves.

Oh okay!

So he found another strange one.

No, but it's fantastic.

Did you see it?

Yes, he actually joined us at the cinema.

AND---

Nothing is a…

With a lot of interests. I found it fascinating.

Finally she found it who makes her happy.

\ And curious, she has an open mind… ...

I think she does a lot very good to Mathilde.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

Just nothing but...

maybe polyamory isn't bullshit, after all.

Oh no?

It's absurd that you don't have any never heard of it.

- Absurd, because it's about... - But in what...

A whole philosophy, an ethic, you understand?

It's revolutionary, it makes your head spin.

You see the world differently. And increasingly widespread.

Well, maybe...

Yes, but you don't care.

Your work pays off and the girls.

And you.

Oh yes.

Yes of course, me.

Why not?

What if I went to the hairdresser?

But you fucking looked at me!

My hair sucks!

I think they suit you very well.

Okay, then put your headphones back on, go back to your bubble.

Work, work darling.

The only thing I wanted to tell you is that

There is life out there!

There is life, there is music, there is fresh air.

There is the sky!

There are people, there are...

Everything is possible!

Hey, wait a minute. I don't understand you.

Of course, you don't understand me. You never understand anything.

I go to take a shower!

What makes you think you have a cavity?

Excuse me...

Just a moment.

It's been three days, she hasn't...

Excuse me.

I'll have to be away tomorrow mid-afternoon.

You can call patients and move appointments?

But at what time?

Not up there, as you see fit!

Okay.

I'll call them right away.

Counting on you. Thank you.

Excuse me, excuse me.

- I'm really sorry. - Do not worry.

Good morning Mrs. Ly, I'm Doctor Beaulieu's assistant.

Unfortunately,

the doctor will not be able to receive it Tomorrow, you have an emergency.

Excuse me again.

I'll solve it right away. Excuse me.

Urgent business.

No, January 17th is two months away.

No, no, no! Nuria!

One moment.

Not tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.

All right? The day after tomorrow.

Call everyone, from the 4th I won't be here anymore.

Apparently,

the doctor will be able to see her tomorrow as scheduled.

A bit of confusion here.

To get to via Salvador Attende 8,

turn southwest.

Turn southwest.

Turn southwest.

Good morning, I'm Isis.

I'll come down to get you.

Good morning.

From this bread.

You can take off… your coat.

Certain.

What's the matter, are you cold?

No sorry.

Where can I put it?

I don't know, where do you want.

All right.

Sit down.

Thank you.

You are married?

I'd rather you didn't ask me questions.

I've decided I won't talk anymore about my marital situation,

of my children or my work.

So what do you want to talk about?

Well, I have an hour.

So what time is it?

I have to go around 5.45pm, at the latest at 6pm.

So let's stop talking, right?

You must excuse me, but...

I gave myself some rules.

No problem.

I don't want anyone who wants more.

No bar dates.

No people from my neighborhood 0 near work.

No virtual chatter. Only men who can meet me.

Well, I ticked all the boxes.

Yes, and where is yours…

Wife? You are married?

So the rules only apply to you?

Excuse me.

I want to kiss….

Sorry, I'm so sorry, really.

One last thing: we won't see each other again even if it went well.

Okay

Won't we see each other again? Safe?

No.

- But thanks, it was… - My pleasure...

HI.

The storm looms

It's coming

Look over there

This is not the time to return

You can leave your umbrella at home

Why at five fifty-seven

Something crazy will happen

Men will fall from the sky!

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

High () low

Lean () fat

Sweets () hot and spicy

light () dark

Bald, red

Hairy, hairless, strong, plump

Mother Nature always provides

Any shape made to measure

Go out and look around

All the options, look around

Teachers, policemen, engineers

Cheese makers, shrinks, looking for work

Hotheads, mysterious, actors, talkers

silent and dreamers

It's raining men!

The imitation of Mr. Gervais, come on.

Altitude my little geniuses, give me my homework.

Let me tell you

that I am very proud of you. You outdid yourself!

You are true champions.

You are all ready pearl engineering faculty.

So, the votes in ascending order...

Fleur Barbier: 1 out of 20. Honor is safe!

You got 1 out of 20!

Do Grabuulut! You imitate her too well!

Good morning!

Good morning Fleur, how are you?

Salif, please remove your hood.

Thank you very much.

Phones in backpacks, ladies, at the bottom of the backpacks.

You too. Thank you.

Height...

I would like to take advantage of this hour of civic education

to tell you about the concept of consent.

I know you have learned in Professor Sibelle's lesson

how to apply a condom,

take it off and be safe that it doesn't get stuck inside.

But…

Today I would like to teach you something else,

I would like to teach you how to say the little word "no".

But above all, being told "no".

Let's play a little game.

Come on, Fleur.

I made tea, would you like a cup?

No thank you.

Are you sure about it? I prepared it for her. With a little sugar?

Ninth.

Don't like tea?

You can't know if you don't try.

And then she's cold. The tea will warm her up.

With a bit of milk?

No.

Here's a girl who she learned how to say no.

Well done miss!

\ You didn't tell us. And the history and geography teacher?

It really doesn't make sense, why no one drinks tea.

- Yes, right. - YES!

Who drinks tea?

- Well, that's your grandmother. - Exact!

A lot happens in this high school.

I'm very happy with that talk about these things.

Now you might laugh, but it's not easy find the words.

I find him very courageous from the teacher's bread.

Yes, but I think we should also learn to say "yes"

We are trying to explain that there are girls

who do things who don't want to.

Of which...

Which they don't want.

- Come on, continue. - It does not matter.

Of course, I know terrible things happen,

I know very well, darling.

But by dint of wanting to protect oneself, nothing is done anymore.

Look at each other, you two.

At almost 16 years old,

follow your parents like two moons.

Please, come on.

It is true! Sorry, if you were their age,

you don't want to be with your friends to party?

Dancing, meeting people

discover your body, other bodies, kiss…

What else, not on…

Enjoy!

You don't say anything?

Why?

You were very violent with her.

But that's because I'm worried!

It spends the whole day closed in her room doing homework!

And are you worried?

Worried about what? Anna is brilliant!

I assure you there are others who would like to be in your place.

Thank you so much, Mom.

She wasn't referring to you, honey.

I'm good!

Yes, Nino, you are very good.

You're not always with her.

You don't know exactly what she lives.

However, I know it well.

Certainly in some respects she is very mature, but…

When I met you you weren't...

What?

Sorry, dear but...

you always told me you were…

You, cover your ears!

That you were the last one left virgin among your friends.

- No sorry. - Agree.

But yes, sorry.

Exactly I would just like that she could buy some time.

Here you are.

I'll go see how he is.

Well… well.

Can I have another slice of cake?

Of course, Nino.

Pass me the plate.

Here, darling.

Nobody else?

Lili, do you want some more?

I don't want to see you!

Excuse me.

Go back there, Anna. Your mother she didn't mean what she said.

As? Are you in my head?

Stop that!

Come on, I'm not in your head.

I'm really sorry but I mean what I said.

You have to live life!

Come on, come.

I don't understand what is the matter with you now, but we have to talk.

- Why did you say that? - What?

"The Last Virgin!" Tell them!

But who cares, it's not that serious.

Okay, maybe she wasn't very liberated.

Not surprisingly, seeing how I was raised.

- So… - Listen, dear...

Does she make you laugh?

Altura, are you coming?

It's better if we go.

No, why, stay.

I'm going to see Anna.

I'm coming too.

What what do you do?

I'm looking for my phone.

Is it the hormones?

Hormones?

Hormones.

In the kitchen.

- Oh, is that you? - Yes, I'm in.

Altura, good afternoon.

Right back at you.

"No Vanilla"... What does that mean?

Isis?

Yes, nice.

I can...

leave your coat?

Thank you.

What does your pseudonym mean?

No Vanilla?

It is not understandable?

Well vanilla is…

A banal taste, the most requested of ice cream.

Ah, right.

I knew it.

I'm not much for the vanilla.

Me neither.

Do you want me to tie you up?

As an excuse?

I wasn't talking about ice cream anymore.

Do you want?

What time is it?

Le 15112.

I can't go home now.

Things aren't going well at all.

It will relax you, you'll see.

- I have to undress? - No, just stay like this, that's fine.

Standing!

It's out of the question. I won't back down.

Turn around!

There is no one in the world who denies still my wish.

Hands behind your back.

Above!

Not like this, behind your back.

- Oh yes. Here? - Here you are.

Bend your elbows.

Clench your fists.

Sincerely...

How can she not understand? I really don't know.

I don't know how it happened. Mystery.

-I don't know if it's more her fault than mine. - Silence!

If I'm honest in the beginning she was in.

I didn't feel like it anymore. Gone.

You deserve a good spanking if you keep talking.

He was patient.

So patient that she never came back to me.

Isis, you are very rude.

Open your mouth.

C \ 05' e?

Silence.

No, sorry, sorry.

Excuse me.

Honestly, you're boring.

It's my first time.

I don't know the…

The game just works if we both want it.

- Yes, understand. - And a thing for two.

Right.

Enough, I don't like it anymore.

HI.

Are the girls in bed?

I'll go see them.

Anna?

See you tomorrow honey.

Do you want one?

No thank you.

I have a delivery.

You want us to separate, right?

Kiss Me.

Do you realize what I've been through?

Didn't you receive my messages?

Duties?

You return as if nothing had happened

at 10.30pm

without even explaining.

I miss the two of us.

I'm nostalgic too.

- What do you believe? - You come.

You come!

Stéphane, are you cheating on me?

No!

I go to sleep See you tomorrow.

Wait, stay inside.

I can't, I have to recover the...

Oh shit.

Wait…

Okay do you have it?

Yes, everything is fine.

It's a lovely studio apartment.

It reminds me of my youth.

When she was a student, she lived in one room even smaller than this.

Top floor without lift.

Altura I had a killer ass.

You still have a killer ass.

You're sweet.

And what is this?

Nothing.

You have incredible skin.

I wonder what you're doing with me.

Stop that.

What's up?

Don't have a girlfriend?

Love is not for me.

Truly?

You are wrong.

Do not you believe it?

Believe me, it exists.

Oh yes?

Yes-

Have you met him?

It's over?

Not up there.

You don't cry here, eh!

Excuse me.

I have to go.

There aren't any. Leave a message!

Love, I'm in.

I was calling you this evening. Are we directly there?

I'll try to get there a little before 7pm.

A kiss, see you later.

You can go, Nouria, I just have to take my things.

Mr. Lenoir called about an abscess.

He says it's swollen like a balloon.

Find him a space tomorrow.

Tomorrow is impossible, I already have inserted three more appointments.

What had she come to get?

Can we talk, doctor?

The here that!

No Nuria, I don't have time. I'm super, super, super late.

I can't continue working with her like this.

I don't judge her. What she does doesn't concern me.

I don't know if she realizes of what she is facing.

There are appointments that she married three times.

I have stomach cramps from her.

My eczema not only came back

but this time it is much more serious.

Let's talk about it tomorrow, okay?

There is a gentleman in the waiting room.

A gentleman?

An emergency.

Tell him I can't receive it now.

Good evening, doctor!

- Lord, I'm sad but... - Isis.

It wasn't very kind of your bread disappear like that.

What is he doing here?

I had to see you.

Sorry, but I have to ask you to leave.

I always think of you you know.

I'll stop you right now.

What are these ways?

Now stop!

Have you ever heard of consent?

Would you force me to drink tea? For example?

What if I don't want tea?

I don't want to drink tea!

I beg you. Only once then it will disappear.

Alphonse, no.

Julien.

Julien. And what did I say...

Let's go outside, I have to go out.

- Kiss Me! - No! Do you want to stop?

She's had enough now!

I'm late. Out!

Fast!

- Aren't we taking the elevator? - It does not work.

Come on, quick, quick!

I'm not sure I'll get there in time.

Save me a seat, then I'll tell you.

I'm hurrying. See you later.

I left my wife.

Well we, we separated.

But it's not your fault.

Listen, Alphonse,

when we met,

I felt invisible.

I had the impression of being mafia.

Then, your wish

the way you looked at me, It began to…

It did me a lot of good.

You have to go further, Alphonse.

You are charming.

You will meet a free woman that she will fall in love with you.

And if you have a toothache, you will make an appointment.

You won't show up suddenly.

I'm counting on it, huh?

Goodbye, Alphonse.

Goodbye, Isis.

Silence!

Humans,

you brought the world down in the catastrophe.

All the animals,

all plants.

Everything is mafia.

I'm here.

But God is merciful,

because God… is a woman.

God has decided to give yourself one last chance.

But you have to avoid meat and plastic.

Otherwise the wrath of God it will be terrible.

The rain!

A patient showed up at seven menu ten!

Without an appointment, Nuria let him in!

I had finished, it was on time.

And what was wrong with her?

I haven't visited it, not up there.

What if it was something serious?

No, nothing serious.

- When are you arrived? - Late.

The important thing is that I saw Lili.

Permission, let us pass the father of God.

I am the father of God, I have the right of way, right?

How is it going?

God's father might have a glass of Russian?

Thank you.

Mere mortals.

Health.

A glass also for the mother of God?

I toast with the father of God.

At the end of the world.

You saw, I brought someone here.

- Dad! - Here I am.

My love!

Luckily you were there.

You saved humanity.

But Arthur tore my dress.

It's a trifle, no big deal.

He did it on purpose, though.

No, it's not possible. I'll fix it to okay?

It's nothing.

Mom hurts you home.

No, I don't want to go.

I'm going to look for Anna.

No, leave her, she's with her friends.

I'll handle that.

See you later then?

Reinventing love

Good night my Dear.

Don't wake your sister.

Did you have fun?

She passed out! I take her to bed.

Leave it there.

It does not matter.

Thank you.

There he is.

I drank.

I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Oh yes?

Good night.

Did you only understand this now?

Perhaps.

Good morning.

Are you okay, darling?

She apologizes.

Come on, eat.

There's no milk.

Wait.

Here it is.

The bathroom is free.

Hi sweetie.

Do you want to eat something?

No, I'm late.

This skirt is cute.

Fleur gave it to me.

- It looks great on you. - Thank you.

Do you want to sleep at her place?

Not up there.

Ask him.

Go brush your teeth, honey. We are late.

He said it's fine. I'll get my things!

- Do you want a hand? - No, I only bring pajamas and a toothbrush.

Okay.

I dress.

- Good morning Nuria. - Good morning, doctor.

Are you still mad at me?

Won't you tell me you really want to leave?

Shall we go to lunch together today?

I cannot. I already have an appointment.

Will you be free tomorrow?

I invite you out!

Okay.

Fantastic!

Mr. Returs is here.

After you.

Well, back to work… off!

Don't you change?

Certain.

Where is my Mind?

Sorry, I had a whole series of…

Nothing serious!

No, don't worry, everything is fine.

After you.

She hurt like hell

Then yesterday, the pain went away.

Sometimes happens.

Do not worry, today we will solve everything.

Excuse me.

And my husband.

Alright, let's get started.

She opens her mouth.

He really has nice teeth, does he know that?

It's a real pleasure to see them.

Let's see what happened during my absence.

He opens well, perfect.

Very good.

Perfect.

Please release her.

Hurry up.

Thank you.

I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wait.

Let me look at you.

You come.

Do not laugh.

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